Describe an album using a Spongebob quote
>This isn't your average everyday darkness... this is advanced darkness
“Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!”
>If we play loud, people might think we're good!
>a five letter word for happiness…money.
Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
>>61182115
/thread
>Can you play that song again? The one that goes beep beep boop, beep boop beep?
>No, no, you're thinking of the one that goes beep boop bop, beep boop beep.
>does this look unsure to you?
Inb4 le "Inner Machinations" memers show up
THAT'S IT MISTER, YOU JUST LOST YOUR BRAIN PRIVILEGES
>Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are
>>61182115
christ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqFJ_oaG4nw
"Just do what I do when I have problems: SCREAM"
>If nautical nonsense be something you wish
>Where's the leak, ma'am?
Squidward: "You've seen this before?"
Mr. Krabs: "Eleven times, as a matter of fact."
>>61182464
SAVAGE
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X21R6tpeaJs
>>61182464
LMAO BRUH
>I'll have you know that I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for twenty minutes.
Squilliam: I hear you're playing the cash register now
Squidward: Sometimes
>>61182406
literally laughing out loud
BIG MEATY CLAWS
>>61182803
>50% sea
>50% weed
>>61182312
>Do instruments of torture count?
>Fine, I guess you're gonna miss
>
>
>The panty raid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNZSXnrbs_k
Patrick: I'm so cold that I'm shivering!
SpongeBob: I'm so cold that I can use my nose drippings as a pair of chopsticks!
Patrick: I'm so cold that... I'm shivering!
All hail the magic conch shell
>Are you ready to get crazy!?
>I'm already hearing voices!
>>61182206
kek
>>61182223
kek
>We may be stupid, but we're also dumb!
>>61183065
Feels would have been more proper
>I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material
>Is this any better, Squidward? I made this one with my tears
>>61182223
top kek
>Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?
Mr. Krabs: I didn’t want to tell you this in front of Patrick, but that hat makes you look like a girl.
SpongeBob: Am I a pretty girl?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfrEMgJbu14
>You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay.
how autistic can you be top know all spongebob quotes from memory
>Is mayonnaise an instrument?
>No, Brian, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
>>61182183
this hurts. I witnessed them drop from a nice little indie band in 2010 to this Fueled by Ramen tumblr-fandom shitshow today. there is no god
>That says 'West', Patrick. You're fired again.
>>61183237
how autistic can you be to honestly give a shit
>>61183228
accurate
>Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding!
>Spongebob: What’s better than serving up smiles?
>Squidward: being dead or anything else
THE HOOKS! THE HOOKS!
>I can't tell you how many times I've seen a sale fall through because of bad neighbors.
>>61183552
kek
>>61183171
hehe
>>61182512
underrated af
>WEE WOO WEE WOO
>>61183214
fucking kek
>>61183214
>Oh, barnacles!
>>61183214
holy fuck
>we're with the pet hospital down the street and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises
>>61182393
>>61182512
underrated keks
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4U9pIU3Egu4
>>61182393
top
>>61184054
TOP JEJ
Now you must acquire a taste for free-form jazz
YA GOTTA HAVE MUSCLES ON YA MUSCLES
>Good afternoon, sir! Can I interest you in some...chocolate?
>>61183214
>>61182206
audibly lol'd
>Patrick, you forgot how to eat again! Let me get the funnel!
>>61182393
HOLY KEK
>>61186030
>>61184576
>>61183406
>>61182719
>>61182464
>>61182406
>>61183375
>Patrick, your genius is showing.
Spongebob: Aw, cheer up, Squid! It could be worse!
Patrick: Yeah. You could be bald and have a big nose.
>>61182464
This is the one.
>Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me.
Take a last look Patrick. We can never go back.
>>61183368
kek
MY LEG
>Now I'm going to starve.
pic related:
>don't touch me, I'm sterile!
>>61184474
>because "metal is for children"
fits perfectly
>>61182406
>>61182420
>>61182206
>>61182464
>>61182512
>>61182940
>>61183171
>>61183214
keks
>>61183228
not even funny, just accurate as fuck
>>61186335
>Doesn't that hurt you?
>Do you want it to hurt me, Kevin?
“Did I Patrick? Did I? Or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it?”
>>61183486
nice
>>61186335
better one;
“Do instruments of torture count? ”
>We do that for 40 years, and then we die.
>>61183214
>>61183151
>>61182650
>>61182464
Lmao this is easily the best thread on /mu/ I've ever seen
>Squidward... *sniff* ...never hugged his father!
>>61186413
>>61186459
keked hard
>Would anyone else like to enter the fly of despair?
>>61183375
>You've reached the house of unrecognized talent.
>Oh, please! I have no soul.
Am I a pretty girl?
>The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
>>61182312
>that isnt crazy talk, This is crazy talk!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhe_utCVbk8
>N is for No survivooooooooooors WHEN YOU
>>61186226
>Can you feel it now mr.krabs?
>>61186226
fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ-VT50SgUo
>>61186797
KEK
>>61183552
lmaooo
>>61184602
hahaaaaa
>>61186797
dude I think you just won the thread
>>61184602
underrated
>The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
>it is becoming increasingly obvious
>I CAN DENY IT NO LONGER
>
>i am small
>SOILED IT
>SOILED IT
>SOILED IT
>SOILED IT
>SOILED IT
>SOILED IT
>>61186552
underrated
>>61187216
yeah well he got to quote wrong so fuck him
>"Too bad Spongebob isn't here to enjoy Spongebob not being here."
>>61187235
lmao
>>61187133
perfect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh-_45IRyg4
>>61182393
Lhahhaahahalolololkekrodamus
>>61187133
not
>hahahha it's a giraffe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feB6ggVov6c
>>61186530
>Lmao this is easily the best thread on /mu/ I've ever seen
clearly you weren't here last summer when these shitty threads got 300 replies every day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IrLv2bWJ0M
>>61187417
Of all of them, this is the most accurate
>>61187417
no, miley
I thought of something funnier then 24
>>61187577
huehuehuehuehue
”Don’t we look vicious and bloodthirsty?”
>this whole thread
>>61182719
lmao, underrated.
>>61186030
best one itt
>That's it, Patrick! We gotta become entrepreneurs!
>>61187697
kek
>>61186797
My sides have transcended their hyperborean constraints
>sounds like someone...WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING!
>>61182348
>grimes
>>61182393
this is best ever
http://youtu.be/BIanXyiHu8o
>>61187577
>filename
>>61183205
BAHA
>>61181617
goddamn these are always hilarious
>>61187811
holy shit, accurate as fuck
>>61186389
Underrated
>>61182393
I find this really funny but I can't articulate why. Can someone explain it
>Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
http://youtu.be/jjJC1z_3Jsc
>>61182863
best itt
>I call it "rippy bits." You take a bunch of old ripped up papers and make a new picture out of it.
http://youtu.be/IJcxjA9KcS4
>I can't *pthhh* understand *pthhh* your accent
>>61188099
this is perfect
>>61187577
>>61187354
>>61187296
>>61187235
>>61186797
>>61186226
That's his... eager face.
>>61188089
Nice one
>Patrick, how stupid are you?
>It varies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el11DhtTVrM
Is this any better, Squidward? I made this one with my tears.
Squidward was always there for us when it was convenient for him!
>Can't you see I'm trying to get run over?
On time percentage: 12%
>>61188311
huh
accurate
"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."
>"Help! Help! Can't swim!"
>>61188101
>>61188250
>>61188449
>>61188476
hahahahahaha
Can I have everyone's attention?
I have to use the bathroom.
>>61188501
>>61188476
>What'd I do this time?
>I dunno, I guess he just doesn't like you.
>Pretend to be somebody else!
It's big, scary, and pink!
I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD
"Did you see my underwear?"
"No."
"Do you want to?"
You can't fool me, I listen to public radio.
>>61183214
Even as a ITAOTS fan this is fucking hilarious
FUUUUUUUUUUTUUUUUUUURE
FUUUUUUUUUUTUUUUUUUURE
>>61188311
"At least I'm safe inside my mind."
>> 61188506
underrated, holy shit
>>61187235
10/10
>>61186797
aaaaaaaaaaaah
>>61187762
>"I'm ugly and I'm proud!"
>>61188506
s a v a g e
>>61188794
>Lorde
>>61188805
I'd fuck Lorde before Grimes desu senpai but I'd definitely throatfuck Lorde while Grimes eats my ass desu senpai
>On wikiquote mining for Spongebob quotes
>Find this
>>61188833
it's actually "twerp"
>"Shut your mouth you mediocre clarinet player"
>"Lets gather round the campfire and sing our campfire songs"
>>61188892
Top kek
>>61183065
kek
"We want our money back. All 46,853 of us."
>>61183151
kek
>>61183171
>I call it bold and brash
>>61184054
best
>>61186797
my sides
>>61187887
my sides
>So this is the thanks I get for working overtime.
>>61182956
underrated
>>61189040
can't breathe
>>61188934
kek
>>61186797
"Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died! The end."
>this thread
My sides are intergalactic.
Fuck this thread is great
>>61188959
kek
>“Holographic Meatloaf? My favorite!”
>>61188420
underrated
>>61189400
but >>61183151 is better
>>61189421
ah shit i missed that one haha
>>61183214
best one in the whole thread
>If I'm lucky, Mr. Talent will rub his tentacles on my art.
>>61189379
kek
>Alright, Mr. Krabs. You've gone too far this time. You can pick on me, but Squidward is a great leader. We are workers united! We're tired of your smelly greed! And we're gonna saw all your tables, and we're gonna smash stuff with the people's hammer. And we're gonna... We're gonna... Squidward, what was that other part?
>"Dismantle your oppressive establishment"?
>Yeah, that too!
these are the best threads that mu has to offer
lmao
>>61189558
meant for >>61189523
https://youtu.be/7kkh22D6UQY
>>61188531
>>61188579
>>61188934
Underrated.
>>61188833
>>61188833
>>61182115
fook off m8
>>61188311
“Isn’t this great Squidward? It’s just the 3 of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us”
>>61182393
OOHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO
"Could you move it along? I'm all out of time cards."
>if I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend….Then it would just be alright
>>61182464
>>61183214
>>61184576
>>61184474
>>61186030
God tier
>>61183114
>>61183151
>>61183171
>>61184602
>>61186459
>>61187577
>>61188892
>>61188959
Savage tier
>>61186797
T R A N S C E N D E D
i don't need it
i don't need it
i definitely don't need it
...
I NEEEEED ITTTTT
>>61183254
pretty underrated
F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me
N is for anywhere and anytime at all
I knew no good would come from city folk and their flying machines!
>>61190382
oh my god
F is for Fire that burns down the whole town.
U is for URANIUM...BOMBS!
N is for No survivors when you're with me
>>61189097
Because he killed the rap game
>>61183368
Underrated
"I'm ugly and I'm proud! I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!"
>>61182312
>"I'm a realistic fish head and it is a beautiful day"
>>61187232
kek
"Well maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if SOME PEOPLE didn't troy to play with BIG-MEATY-CLAWS!"
>what do you usually do when im gone
>wait for you to get back
>>61181617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAlTOfl9F2w
>>61186030
Dying here.
It's not just any boulder, it's a ROCK
>>61187133
Also applies to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lywd8_-TfNM
"I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me"
>>61186552
>Also applies
“Yeah, uhh…I’m with the pet hospital down the street and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises…”
This one's a bit difficult
50% sea
50% weed
>>61190638
The audio quality of the video only makes this more accurate
>>61187811
Literally perfect
>>61190732
Quote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=7&v=R7BiKZbKffk
>>61190715
kek
"You don't pay me. We don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought."
"Boy, I can give you ten good reasons to never let go of a dime"
>>61182803
OCEAN MAN
>>61183046
keker checkers
>>61182719
also
>>61188420
KEKEKEK