>you are now imagining yourself on stage at your HS talent show and your crush is in the audience
what song are you playing?
Teenage Dirtbag obviously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONIJXHvoynw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOphGZZrE44
your girl is playing with my dick while you dance around onstage
>>61132064
Crocodile Rock
I don't understand girls
>>61132074
wow super smooth. thx anon
>>61132064
Well obviously we all do the hucklebuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cBMwzMlloI
>>61132109
fuck you motherfucker, don't post that shit in here motherfucker
>having a crush
>tfw 21 and working in an isolated area of the world and haven't had a crush since high school
I don't care anymore, that fiction alt scenario did nothing for me
>>61132109
>>61132137
>you give her a lift
>Chad gives her the dick
>you return alone on the train
>she returns to Chad's cock once again
>you are a neet
>Chad licks her feet
>you give her presents
>upon his cock she descends
>you weep and cry
>she hangs Chad's cock sick to dry
>you give her love and attention
>Chad gives her cum and an erection
>While you scream reeeeee
>Chad gives her the D
>you just want to give her the world and make her happy
>she's licking Tyrone's pubes which are smelly and nappy
>you rant and rave about how life is unfair
>she swallows Chad's cum without a single care
>you finish her sentences
>he feels her vagina tenses
>you post the frog
>while Chad fucks her like a dog
>you wollow in despair
>Chad cums and pulls her hair
>you ask for her number
>Chad gives her his lumber
>while you daydream about your future together
>Chad's cock only gets madder and madder
>your future is looking lonely and bleak
>while Chad fucks her until her knees are weak
>>61132194
>Chad's got herpes
>bitch deserves it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1188GO4p1E
>>61132074
This is so great. I'd wife you up on the spot anon. Recognized the chorus and I think I heard Ariel Pink's version of this before? Didn't even know it was a cover until I just looked it up.:^)
>>61132064
blood orange - it is what it is
>>61132162
Shit happens man and they last A LONG TIME
something deliberately strange because i have difficulty connecting with others and often choose to alienate them in a strange kind of self-defense
something by the residents, maybe?
The theme to Seinfeld followed immediately by the last 6 seconds of Mental Corruption - Henker 7 times to show her how fast I can slap my dick on a bass drum head
>>61132064
I did it but my crush wasn't in the audience and they wouldn't of liked me anyway
Also I've been given good feedback but I still feel like I was underwhelming. Could've been better if I had a band but I didn't have any friends.
Polly Nirvana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0B7Z3JERdk
>>61133371
HEY
THIS
IS
xD
DOGE
AND
>>61132064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztGPYPArAyE
>OBVIOUSLY
Orphan's Lament by Robbie Basho
my crush is Robbie Basho
YOU'VE
Spank Thru / Nirvana
high school me objectively says this
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8-tXG8KrWs
Regardless of time limits which have been previously established and agreed to, me and my buddies play Big Black's entire Songs About Fucking without intermission. They can turn the amps and mics off, we still play.
>>61133441
my nigga
>>61133421
isn't Robbie Basho just John Fahey for people who are too cool for John Fahey
I actually did this and then she came up and told me it was really good
pity I was so awkward I didn't know what to do back then, probably could have fucked her
ah well
>>61133503
what song nigga
Hoist That Rag, because that's a song I actually played in my HS talent show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aw3mFXOwRgw
>>61133849
well done
>>61133419
best answer by far.
I'm already in an electro-noise duo with my crush bcuz we're dating and she's good at playing the drums
>>61132064
I walk the line
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHF9itPLUo4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uBK5kvakD8
Some guys I knew played that Axis of Awesome 4 chords song
it sucked
>The wall
