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How is it possible to be this qt bros???
Overreact to standard 4chan humor.
>>60844986
Good genetics, mostly.
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.
Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.
To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.
This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s.
>>60844986
If you can be that retarded, nothing is impossible
>>60845014
Also, this. cosmetic surgeons hate her!
>>60845038
Sounds like a fun game desu. Btw, $16 in 1962 is equal to $126 today.
>>60844986
>trw drunk
>tfw hopelessly in love with her
the pain's becoming too real bros i don't know what to do
>tfw /mu/ has completely stopped talking about Lauren in the last couple of days thanks to the Kayla shitstorm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj5yWgycCXs
Did they?
>>60845127
FAT
A
T
>>60845120
Shoot up a chvrches concert
>tfw Kiefer Sutherland banged the feminist right out of her in a threesome with Stephanie Joosten, right after the TGAs
qtest qt to ever qt
post her pits
>>60845179
Seriously tho why where they even there?
>>60845128
>but then I guess essentialy part of me is like "maybe I should just start being like really like rabid, angry person"
make angry Lauren happen
>>60845275
hnnnnnggg
they're so great
>>60844986
Lavren if ur here plslove me beside the booze ur the only thing i have left to live for
>>60845341
Mmhmm
>>60845363
more
>>60845390
>>60845179
Sause, faggot
>>60845275
>>60845363
>>60845395
>>60845428
>>60845444
>>60845473
god i want to lick them so bad
>>60845622
I want to lick her butt
>>60845674
lewd
>>60845033
>>60845275
>>60845363
>>60845395
>>60845428
>>60845444
>>60845473
I'd literally leave my wife of 3 years to be with her tbqhwu fampai
>>60844986
qt more like talentless whore amiright
eyestoofarapart/10
>>60845789
>Compared to your eye width, your innerocular distance is nearly ideal
Get rekt by mating science
>>60844986
5head general
>>60845851
Best 5head in indie desu
>>60845883
lol
>>60845883
top qt, would fuck desu
jesus christ i wanna cuddle her so bad and never let her go ;___;
>>60845903
looks like carly rare jepsen
I hope she gets aids
>>60845903
>tfw you will never lounge on the couch cuddling lavren under a blanket on a cold, winter evening listening to Spirit They're Gone, Spirit They've Vanished to pass the time
>>60845928
Nah. Just their hairstyles
>>60845937
That's very rude and mean spirited, you should delete this post
>>60845939
lmao I wonder why that is
>>60845954
Well, she's kind of a music pleb, probably doesn't like AnCo, lives in Scotland, already has a boyfriend, and we're too different politically to ever get along.
>>60845937
that's really mean, anon
>>60845939
sheeeeit bro
>>60845128
she has a potty-mouth
>>60845937
seconded this
>>60846021
No kidding
http://laurenmayberrysgreatesthits.tumblr.com/post/127337766693/laurenmayberrysgreatesthits-lauren-mayberry
I love her in this red dress. Anyone else think her fashion sense has taken a nosedive since the new album?
Lavren thread!
thank you man, i love you
>>60845275
post her legs please.
>>60845363
i can see her nipples. such misogyny.
>>60846139
>>60846124
Sure, in a minute, let me finish my red dress dump
>>60845128
id rather see her with matt berninger than with that autist
>>60846185
>>60846098
I miss the polka dot dresses, desu. I read an article that she stopped doing that after she caught a photographer "trying" to upskirt her at a gig.
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/sunday-style/people/chvrches-lauren-mayberry-bites-back-at-misogyny/news-story/bdee194c171ac5359aaee3d3b2308105
It came out later that the photographer was employed by the venue, and they backed him up that he wasn't taking pervy shots, but rather that she stood over him and spread her legs.
She's a complete retard, but qt as fuck and I'd nut in her until my dick started puttering out dust.
>>60846216
I bet she looks killer in booty shorts and a wife beater.
>>60846216
>>60846170
>that plunging neckline
what a slut desu, i wish she would put some clothes on but desu senpai, it would make it harder to masturbate
is there any truth to the rumor that Lauren doesn't poop?
poor martin and ian
they experience all the time what we experience when we see qt lavren pics
>>60846209
>but rather that she stood over him and spread her legs.
okay, now i am hard
>there are men in this world right now who have had sex with Lauren
>I am none of those men
is this the ultimate lavren webm?
or can someone top this?
will lauren ever do a #freethenipple pic?
>>60846356
probably
>>60846356
> White people dancing
>>60846379
..what is this?
>>60846381
Pic related
dont be mean to her
please
>>60846445
>jew
>white
lavren is lave
lavren is live
God I love her accent. I could listen to her read the fucking phone book all day.
>>60846756
>I could listen to her fucking the phone book all day.
this
>>60846049
shes cute when she swears.
>>60846184
>>60846185
>>60846214
quality qt lauren.
shes cute when she exists
>>60846827
Yes she is. When she sings the line "And when it all fucks up, you put your head in my hands" on The Mother We Share I nearly pop wood every time.
>>60845227
Martin and Iain are "huge gamers"
>>60846890
>Iain is 40
>Martin is 32
Are they manchildren /mu/?
>>60846901
they are, at first and foremost, massive cvcks that never got to do her despite being in the same band
>>60846924
>comforting lies we tell ourselves
I mean, Iain is pure, but I bet she and Martin have had the tour bus rocking a few times.
>>60846944
we can only guess, i guess
but i dont think martin did get to do it either
I missed these threads.
I love you guys :3
post her belly
>>60847007
>>60847031
>>60847043
>>60847051
>>60846944
m8 martin is that kind of chavs who's more into huge bundas. and ot seem he ruined his impression on her after they met. Iain is wat too professional producer to fuck that up like that
https://streamable.com/32ua
>>60847031
really makes one want to unzip her fly
>>60847007
https://streamable.com/4ttl
https://streamable.com/0vae
>>60847091
goddess-tier belly
>Lavren is almost exactly 1 year younger than me
>has a law degree and master's in journalism
>in a hugely successful band doing something she enjoys
>I'm living in a shitty trailer with parents with no career, no friends, no prospects and no hope
Music for this feel?
>>60847144
chvrches
>>60847143
>ywn apply tanning lotion to her belly
just put me out of my misery, family
>swn grip your penis and sing into it
>>60847176
>>swn grip your penis
>says she doesnt sexualize herself
>performs in a bra that doesnt support her boobs and lets her flapjacks bounce all over the place
this is #problematic desu
>>60847194
i dont mind, really
>>60847194
>performs with no bra and smuggles peanuts
FTFY
if I produced scratch and sniff Lavern stickers, which scents would you guys be interested? i'll do a test run for /mu/ and mail them out next month
http://strawpoll.me/6192207
>>60847225
How do you know what lavren smells like?
>>60847225
never post that pepe again
it hurts my heart
>>60847225
i bet she smells like mayberries
>>60847225
I never understood the significance of the NBA jersey in this rare pepe. Can anyone explain?
>>60846021
>>60846021
she's scottish mane
heavy bantz is in their dna
i want to fill her tummy with my seed bros
daily reminder he gets to tap that every night
>>60847372
Nah, she tours a lot. They probably don't see each other that much. Musician life is tough.
>>60847291
from what I remember, it was originally half done in a thread about Lauren. some anon was posting a pic by pic of the progress
7kt came in at some point, and helped the anon finish it off, adding the thumbs up as well i think
let me see if i can find the thread
here it is
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/S60107817#p60127242
>>60847238
ywn smell her hair after she showers.
>>60847390
forgot to mention that 7kt is from /sp/ and his name stands for 76ers/knicks/timberwolves (looks like a sixers jersey to me)
there's other ones in /sp/ too, like RBL and SPC and another one that smokes pot too
>>60847390
I remember the thread, I just don't understand why the pepe is wearing the jersey. Does it represent something about the original 7kt incident?
i'd let her pee on my mouth and kick me out of her place nacked after
>>60847399
Ahh, okay, that makes sense then. I didn't realize what his name stood for. Ignore >>60847400
>>60847367
>you will never tickle that little cleft under her nose.
>tfw you never give her this feel
I like petite girls but Lauren doesnt do much for me
maybe its because i know she's a shit person but ehh
im not saying i wouldnt fuck her if she asked for some hard dick, but i would think twice
>>60847409
her nose is so perfect
>>60847428
>tfw you will never give her this feel
>>60847437
her face when you say you want to kiss her
;__________;
>>60847436
her everything is so perfect
>>60847461
>those delicious mayberries
>tfwywnhlmclh
JUST
LAVREN
A
V
R
E
N
>>60847432
>she's a shit person
She has the best personality on indie scene. Totally a waifu tier, man.
>>60847466
>those tiny hands will never grip your penis
>>60847478
>those barely visible arm hairs
hngggggg
>>60847478
dear lavren,
please show us your beautiful 5head more often
>>60847489
Seconded
>>60847127
>she will never smell your morning musk
why live?
>>60847489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUoDxOEih0E
thirded
>>60847489
>>60847497
you guys should tell her on twitter that her fans want more forehead.
desu senpai kek
>>60847560
also, more head in general
>>60847527
scottish banter
>>60847560
I don't have a Twitter account
>>60847569
lewd
armpits 2bh
>>60847569
yeah cause that will go down well
i have a twitter account, but i doubt she reads all the tweets
there is a lot of borderline creepy stuff in them
>>60847560
Brandon should do it desu, he's pretty close with lauren
>>60847607
if you are going to do it, 7am pst is the best. she goes on twitter at that time
I want to hear her sing a cover of Forever Young by Alphaville.
i want to see her on BLACKED
>>60847622
its a bit creepy that you know this desu
>>60847631
Fuck NOO
>>60847666
delete this.
>>60847678
Why not?
>>60844986
Have you noticed that "Lauren Mayberry General" has the same acronym as "Light Machine Gun"? Coincidence?
>>60847710
You KNOW why
stop it
>>60847721
No, seriously. I think her voice is well suited to it. Airy female vocals work well with the song. Like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtf_CtkD26A
>>60847685
Why not?
>>60847734
its so cheesy. eww.
>>60847743
shes too pure.
>>60847753
but that is the point of it
>>60847734
nigga, Lauren voice its not qt
also that video...what in wrong with her voice!?!? lmao
& the instrumentals are mediocre at best.. >twinkle on my alphaville
>>60847666
Best I can do, satan
>>60847759
misogyny! misogyny!
>>60847770
>Lauren voice its not qt
Nigga you deaf
lavren.
blacked.
>muh dick
why is waifuism allowed on /mu/?
>>60847793
stop it, heathens.
>>60847802
only reason i come here is to shitpost about waifus.
>>60847802
because lavren happened
>>60847815
THIS
>>60845127
What shitstorm? I haven't seen it.
>>60847808
if you dont wish to see this, you are homosexual m8
>>60847802
legitimate waifufags don't post in these threads on mu tho
>>60847668
thats the time she replied to us last time
>>60847815
this tbqh
i mean, what is the point talking about music since only pleb indie, meme rap & pop gets discussed today
>>60847823
"From age 15 until 22, she played drums in various bands.["
did you know she can play the drums. how cute.
>>60847840
No way!
>>60847828
but why interracial? gross.
>>60847840
every trve lavrenfag knew this
>>60847846
crazy pic
>>60847850
okay, not necessarily interracial
i would love her to be with matt berninger
they so cute together
>>60847840
do you think she ever wore skirts when she did it and sometimes the crowd could catch glimpses of her under garments?
or is she pure and would never do that?
>>60847872
Does this answer your question?
>>60847883
do you think all that drumming caused her flapjacks?
>>60847883
nice gif
>>60847892
Nah, that's gravity m8
>>60847892
leave her mayberries be :<
they are good as they are
>>60846209
her butthurt turns me on even more
>>60847815
>waifus
>with an s
>>60847915
T H I C K
>>60847932
haha im sorry but grimes is also a qt.
"There is no aphrodisiac like innocence."
Jean Baudrillard
post butt please please please
>>60847957
>>60847948
yep. such a potty-mouth
>>60847963
>>60847964
>>60847963>>60847969
i would smell that used shorts everyday hehe
>>60847969
>>60847976
>>60847964
i wanna cum right on her ass
>>60847976
its funny how everybody just look at lauran and not the other members
>>60847983
>>60847996
does she legit have a bubble butt or are the shorts tight on purpose
>>60847996
>>60847994
why would you ever want to look at something else?
>>60847985
thats not how babies are made. how degenerate of you.
>>60848009
>>60847985
*in
to fill her belly with semen
>you will never run your hand up her stockings.
Feels bad.
>>60848023
post some rare butt pics ffs i got all these
>>60848037
>>60848040
Lavren is not lewd so butt pics are hard to come by
>>60848054
do people who go to their shows take any decent pics?
>>60848054
>>60848054
what i would do to her in that outfit
post more bare leg pics when done with the butt
>>60848064
>>60848067
why not both?
>>60848070
oh my god please one from right behind her ass
That's about it for bare leg pics from my stash. But look what a goofball she is though.
>>60848102
start from the feet,crawl above those amazing thighs,give that kitty a lil rub,suck on her nips and then give her a french kiss
>>60848091
i wonder what shes writing?
a love letter to anon?
lol no
>>60848144
She's filling out her restraining order against Brandon
>>60848100
what adorable knees.
>>60848123
>tfw that will never happen
>>60848123
omg this is 2lewd
>>60848037
>>60848070
slut.....
>>60848154
ahahahahaa
>>60848184
You shouldn't mean things like that anon.
>>60848184
gtfo, she is holy
>>60848178
she hasnt even turned around and spreaded her bubbly butt revealing her precious winking butthole
>>60848184
plain misogyny.
So, who will twit this thread to her tweeter?
>>60848225
cant do it.
i treasure my twitter image.
fans of her legs check these interview vids out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qCzlKYE-ws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et1uQDP8lP0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VHhYhfhjwI
>>60848119
would you still wanna bang her if you wasn't aware that in 3 years she'll bloom into something heavenly beautiful likethat >>60848142 >>60848133 >>60848126
>>60848279
You should check out those interviews because she is an interesting person and an amazing artist, not because of her legs you sexual deviant rapist tool of the patriarchy.
>>60848362
ofc, she is a natural qt.
its just that she had far worse haircut & style choices back then
>>60848100
not sure if calfs are too thick or hips are too skimpy
>>60848362
>implying she hasn't always been a total qt
>>60848377
hi lavren
can you show your pits more often
kthxbai
>>60848415
Lauren Mayberry here, just wanted to say thanks for the support and here's a pic you might enjoy.
>>60848377
Iain actually looks real fucking good in this pic
>>60848430
Iain is a top fucking qt (nohomo)
>>60848446
still loses lavren to fvcking James Hinton
>>60848501
I get the feeling that Iain probably isn't SJW enough for her. He's too mild mannered and happy.
She Bangs the Drums
Haha, get it? Stone Roses reference.
I am so lonely.
>>60848518
but he is even a male feminist
>>60848430
>>60848446
>>60848501
He's got the best life desu
>middle aged and popular worldwide
>not the face of the band so he doesn't have to worry too much about what he says or does
>gets to look at Lavren's ass the whole show
>gets to bro out with Martin
>makes lots of money
>>60848543
He's not one of these rabid activist types though. He probably thinks to himself "I'm too old for this shit". In fact, I bet he really didn't give much of a shit about feminism until lavren decided to make it their mission statement.
>>60848546
nah, m8
The one who gets the jackpot is James Hinton
>>60848562
thats probably true, but every bet Iain is smart enough to adjust to lavrens wishes
>>60848430
>>60848446
>>60848600
>Iain
Who would call their son Lain?
>tfw she will be Lauren Hinton soon ;____;
>>60848618
everything about this post is a waste of bandwidth
>>60848626
>implying she would ever change her last name upon marriage
S H I T L O R D
H
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D
>>60848653
t b h i'd change my last name for her. Anon Mayberry sounds so good.
>>60848638
hahhahaha youuuuuu cheeky old bugger!!! better start lickin theshits,,, from me smellyl wee butthole...,,,, you wise old bastard !!!!
Everybody knows she'll become Lauren Love
>inb4 Lauren Berninger or Lauren Cook
>>60848695
>yfw she marries Mike Love and they release a synthpop/surf rock fusion album that goes 10x platinum
Brian Wilson fags BTFO
Lauren Jewberg
I just want to rais two beautiful kids with her, the boy and girl. And cat. Two cat's. We'd settle somewhere in Canada and get old there chatting and fucking like rabbits. ;______________;
>>60848744
>implying she's not a rabid anti-Semite and Islam apologist
>>60848794
She likes cats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MtfpId9VCQ
>>60848837
I knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww x____________________x
we all know they will be lauren and hayley mayberry
>>60848806
She can celebrate them in her asshole
>>60844986
She's an obnoxious feminist with a terrible voice (heard them live?) and a mild case of Downs syndrome. Why would you like her?
>>60849030
none of that is true
she is an absolute qt and a sweetheart
>>60849030
>terrible voice
Nah
https://youtu.be/aIkxA8_pWaE?t=2m0s
>>60849030
>She's an obnoxious feminist
yes
>with a terrible voice (heard them live?) and a mild case of Downs syndrome.
no
>Why would you like her?
cuz she hot af pic related
>>60848806
She seems like the kind of person who would want to be victimized by refugees. Because of "muh white privilege" or whatever.
>>60849055
>tfw lauren will never give you this look
>>60849084
>tfw you will never hug her when she is tired
>>60845275
thanks for my gm fap anon. u da fkn best
>>60849108
>tfw you will never take care of her when she's sick
>>60849084
what happened to her hand?
>>60849123
>tfw she never cooks for you
>>60849137
It was bandaged up for several shows. Not sure what the exact issue was.
>>60849148
>tfw your lavren is hurt :(
>>60849176
>tfw you can't kiss it and make it better
>>60849212
>tfw she will never make that face after a sucessful date with you
>>60849224
>tfw you will never meet her and her friends at a bar for drinks so she can show you off
why him guys?
>>60849274
He decided to leave his mommas basement, unlike you
>>60849272
>tfw you never meet lavren in a cafe
>>60849274
Because he's creative, and also probably very submissive and accepting of her feminist views.
Bump limit reached. Good thread everybody.
>32 unique posters
holy shit kill yourselves
>>60849326
fvck off
>she will never tie you up in her basement and whore you out to random men to "see how you like being objectified"
>>60849326
>cyber bullying
lavren will cut you m8
>>60849325
>Bump limit reached. Good thread everybody.
yup.
we need those on a regular basis.
>>60849212
>>60849224
>>60849272
TFW you get to keep your testicles and can go after a woman who isn't a feminist.
good night, lavren thread :<
>>60845937
If her beloved refugees find her, she might.
can someone post a photo of her boyfriend?
