Times pitchfork made you say "wow thats crazy"
>>60702196
Anything rating below 6 from pitchfork means essentially the same thing
>>60702196
>miley cyrus is bettee than TMV according to p4k
jesus
>different reviewers
>>60702218
i have a theory that most of these very-low rates are just an attempt to clickbait/attention seeking
why do care about what pitchfork thinks
>7.3 for Adele
>2.0 for the Mars Volta
This is what being triggered feels like
>>60702267
This post wasn't really a "wow I am so mad I have to share this", its more of a "wow that's crazy" post
How this got anything beyond a 2.0, much less a 4.9 is beyond me
why
Why do you people still browse this shithole of a website?
>>60702424
Yeah, that is a bit generous
>>60702218
>>60702235
Why do I hate Miley Cyrus again?
People are still surprised at Pitchfork's shittiness? Can't wait until it's completely forgotten
They have one good review at least desu
http://www.pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/9464-shine-on/
>>60702196
I'm confused OP, do you mean the Mars Volta rating should be substantially lower, or the Miley rating substantially higher?
To be fair TMV is only okay if you're in grad school smoking dank weed in 2005
Otherwise that shit is totally lame
>>60702401
they called New Americana the worst single of the year in the Justin Bieber review, if that's any indication
>>60702366
that was such a horrendous review
>>60702495
We told you to.
> ITT: review scores are objective and pitchfork is one ubiquitous entity where every album is in direct competition with every album despite sounding nothing alike
And I thought this place couldn't get anymore autistic
>>60702862
Yo, I haven't stirred up shit on the internet in like 3 years
Why you gotta call me on it?
>>60702435
Even though this board has desensitized the shit out of me, I still wasn't prepared for this picture.
>>60702252
it's not just your theory m80
in fact it's not a theory at all so much as a fact that hasn't been admitted by the source
>>60702469
nils frahm is trash though
Any review by Meaghan Garvey shouldn't be taken seriously to any extent and should be considered as non-existent.
I know this could probably be said for any p4k reviewer, but she is especially terrible.
>>60702469
Perdition City and The Fragile being shat on that much. Yeah fuck pitchfork
>>60702574
>>60702196
this enrages me
That Future of the Left review where Ian Cohen completely missed the point of several songs and Andy Falkous got angry at him and wrote a post about it
>>60702252
exact same thing fantano does, except to get the loyalty of people who can't develop their own tastes
>>60702435
TRIGGERED
>>60702469
i'm done
>>60706335
this review was actually gold though
>>60706348
It was the same sarcastic condescending bullshit that makes people hate P4K. They had the gall to call the album wanking when they wank more than the population of most developing countries.
>>60706167
XD XD XD XD XD
>>60706335
95% of the interview is just him saying "tool fans can be pretty dorky amirie guis????"
>>60702435
The only reason Vespertine got a 7.2 is because they wanted it to be a Homogenic part 2. If she had released Vespertine now it'd get an 8.5+ at least.
i dont know how this pitchfork works but shouldn't rating be made by many reviewers and take the average or something?
>>60702469
>2.6
triggered
>>60702435
ok, that's fucked
>>60706650
both sucks
>>60702196
Dan Le Sac vs. Scroobius Pip- Angles
rated 0.2
p4k
>>60702469
The angels of Light 4.8
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>60706650
i dont see anything wrong with that Tbh
>>60706650
Zepellin is shit, giving them a 9.1 is outrageous
>>60706686
>>60706773
>>60706845
r/lewronggeneration is that way
>>60702435
yeah, vespertine deserves a much lower rating
>>60706199
Cohen strikes again
>>60706410
That album is a total bucket of wank though. Undertow was pretty incredible, Aenima was for plebs. Lateralus was for kids who saw plebs wearing tool t-shirts.
>>60708792
That is objectively wrong.
>>60708807
>prison-rape kid detected
>>60702196
>two different critics over a 10 years period.
How does it feel to be autistic?
>>60706650
settle is honestly one of the worst albums I have ever heard, but that aside the reissue ratings don't mean anything, anon. If anything they're commenting on how nice the packaging is or how good the remaster is if that's included.
>>60706650
led zeppellin barely deserve a 5/10
>>60706845
>>60708899
go back to listening to meme grips
They ended up putting this as number 3 on their best albums of the 2000s anyway
>>60708904
I hate hip hop.
You must be 13 thinking the world is black and white ahahhaha
Try again.
http://pitchfork.com/staff/larry-fitzmaurice/albumreviews/1/
This motherfucker right here. Every shitty album this guy reviews gets 7.8-8.5, and - he gave iradelphic and paralytic stalks 5.8 and 4.6 respectively. Absolute garbage. Sure dude, caribou and chvrches have 8.5 tier electronics and clark is shit. Sure.
>Arca -Mutant : 8.4
>>60702469
Came here to say The Fragile
>Trent sounds whiney waaaah
Trent's always sounded whiney, that's part of the appeal.
