Spit a verse, anon.
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Spit a verse, anon.
IM A LYRICAL SPIRITUAL MIRACLE INDIVIDUAL
>>60599642
Kilin it anon top kek
BECAUSE SOON
THE TRACTORS WILL DRIVE THEMSELVES
ON ORDERLY HILLS
Now what you hear is not a test
I'm rappin' to the beat
And me, the groove, and my friends
Are gonna try to move your feet
Now I am Wonder Mike and I'd like to say Hello
To the back to the white
The red and the brown
The purple and yellow
But first I gotta bang bang-a-boogie to the boogie
To upjump the boogie to the rhythm
of the boogie-da-be
>>60599666
I came here to check your trips.
Oh lord I’m suffering, torn, struggling/
The world’s a gutter with poor plumbing I’m slumming in/
Wars funded by false governments, Whores, guns and when
Everyday is more trouble than the one in front of it
Some of the luster of living will fade/
Hustling for minimum wage, just to fit into my cage, the injustice is killing my faith/
I used for hope for tomorrow, now I just soak and I wallow in death & debt/
Knowing that my child’ll follow my steps/
How you can I rest with a thousand immense pounds on my chest/
How do I keep a clean conscience with god, when my thoughts are a mess/
I could mop it I guess, and ring it out without honest regret/
And still manage to fall to the faults of the flesh/
And on top of all this, the loss of a friend to an awful event/
Shot in the head – when they could have only robbed him instead/
Homicidal intent for 90 dollars & cents/
By a con sentenced to 20 years but got off within 10/
Why in the fuck we got laws to protect all of us, when/
Parole officicers can send a heartless killer walking again/
keep a cautious defense, as some kids are taught to dissent/
They’re born with no natural remorse, and all form of conscience is dead/
And it’s hard to depend on congresses when/
They impose embargos that leave throngs of small children starved and unfed/
Some have called it the end, the last days of this system and times
If that’s the case – it’s a gift for the dying.
>>60599619
This flippity, dippity-hippity hip-hop
You don't really wanna get into a pissing match
With this rappity-rap
Packing a mack in the back of the Ac
backpack rap, crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack
>>60599683
kek
Let’s dunk, let’s jam, let’s ally oop, It’s time to join the bas-ket ball troop.
It doesn’t matter if you’re short or tall, all you have to do is bounce the ball.
So ev’rybody start to clap, let’s all do the basketball rap.
……Rap!......Rap!
The aim of the game is to get it in the ring, if you’re not too sure just do your thing.
We’ll play a game up to twenty, you might score a few, or you mightn’t score any
You don’t have to try and solve a riddle, as long as you can lay-up, steal and dribble.
If you miss a shot don’t cry or scream, at least you know you’re part of the team.
Let’s dunk, …
Well the coach is yelling, it makes no sense, he calls ‘time out’ and you’re off the bench.
Weavin’ and dodgin’ you’ve got ‘em all baffled, this is one vacation where it doesn’t pay to travel.
The other team’s got it on the 3-point line, you’re sweatin’, you’re shakin’ – you’re doin’ fine.
You do a great block but the ump yells ‘Foul!’, just keep your cool, don’t throw in the towel
Let’s dunk, …
Well time’s running out, there’s one minute left, you’ve got the ball, just do your best.
Closer and closer its in your sights, you can almost see your name in lights.
You’re in the end-zone, on the inside, but there’s the bell- the game is tied.
Well it doesn’t really matter if you lost or won, the main thing is that you had some fun.
Let’s dunk, …
>>60599619
So you wanna play with your mario games?
I had a big raims is a big taims
Cuz mario may be super
But im super duper
With a big tuper
Well noones gonna hit it like me
Cuz marios got a big c
The best living or dead hands down, huh
Less talk, more head right now, huh
And my eyes more red than the devil is
And I'm about to take it to another level, bitch
No matter who you go and get
Ain't nobody cold as this
Do the rap and the track, triple double no assists
And my only focus is staying on some bogus shit
Arguing with my older bitch, acting like I owe her shit
I heard that people sing raps to give the track pain
Bought the chain that always give me back pain
Fucking up my money so yeah I had to act sane
Chi nigga but these hoes love my accent
Chick came up to me and said
"This the number to dial
If you wanna make your #1 your #2 now"
Mix that Goose and Malibu I call it "Malibooyah"
Goddamn, Yeezy, how he hit them with a new style?
Know that motherfucker well: "What you gonna do now?
Whatever I want to do. Gosh! It's cool now"
Know I'm gonna do, ah, it's the new now
Think you motherfuckers really really need to cool out
Cause you'll never get on top of this
So mommy, best advice is just to get on top of this
Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?
Put the pussy in a sarcophagus
Now she claiming that I bruised her esophagus
Head of the class and she just won a swallowship
I'm living in the future so the present is my past
My presence is a present, kiss my ass
I slaughter everything within my sight
When I watch porn — I cum twice
I visit /mu/ like it's a way of life
Writing shitty rap lyrics to your shitty 6 kilobyte
Jay Z and Dre pic, they're done like Thanksgiving turkey
Check my dubz bitch, I'm going back to lurking
Better back the fuck up before I meme your ass
Call me Big Shit, I'll come down your pants.
See man, you a faggot minus the sass
Watch me fuck your mom right after Mass.
*drops mic*
fake m.c.
wearing penny tap shoes
killin for a paycheck-ass
the black tom cruise
tryin to get a feature
like "no way you're gonna lose!"
"help me help you!"
the black tom cruise
posted in the studio
no bars up in the booth
but he gunning for the top
the black tom cruise
Pop pop pop, watching niqqas drop
When i cook pancakes i make them flop
rap is crap
>>60599619
KNEES WEAK ARMS ARE HEAVY, THEY'RE VOMIT ON MY SWEATER ALREADY MUMS SPAGHETTI
An MC, a master of ceremonies
Now divorce your jaw from your skull
Anatomical alimony
Braggadocio maestro, a Renaissance of verbal competence
Ce soir, international verbiage
Intimidating across seven continents
NEET, he's a lazy reader of existentialist literature
An unbearable John Hancock
A messy and pretentious signature
Shifting the scheme from three to four
An addition of rhymes to lower life expectancy
Spit ‘em fast before the FBI knocks down the door
For the possession of deadly verbal weaponry
It’s a headshot, straight through the cerebellum
The bullet enters, depriving bodily control
But first, anticipation, the antebellum
A potent threat from the grassy knoll
>>60599720
>>60599683
Nice
im a cop
white
shoot a black kid
night
rile up the usa
fight
just another day
right?
>>60599941
Damn...
Call me a raptor
I'll rapture her snatch, smoke hash ta
Lessen the pain while i extend play
From her cunt to her brain
Illest bitch alive
'Least what the five doctor's say
Day after I slit her 6th finger
During her 13th plastic surgery
It's friday, gimme a break
This is how i let loose
Tighten the noose on her neck till she see douze
"Please monsiuer, don't wanna be bruised"
White puss 'ready beat rouge et bleu
Cock throbbing, rocking how it do post-abuse
>>60599940
Nice
>>60599831
Black tom cruise trillest shit my nigga
I'm so white
My rhymes are tight
Did you know that
Op's a fag
This was improb, okay?
>>60599684
>>60599720
>>60599749
>>60599758
>>60599759
>>60599816
>>60599831
>>60599940
>>60600024
How does it feel to be painfully white?
>>60600228
You skipped me senpai.
>>60600228
Someones jelly they aint a dope mc like we be.
People talk so much shit about me at barber shops
they forget to get their haircut
>>60600228
Is my rap black enuff?
yo nigga my shit so reela
i pull the trigga and kill some mo niggas
>>60600228
We be whiter than mayonnaise
Or sour cream, or a pear
Oh wait you don't know that shit
Can't afford it on welfare
dick like ZUESS
rhyme like SUESS
RED fish
BLUE fish
Swimmin in dat GREY GOOSE
U mistah crash and burns flyin in dah spruce moose
I got tha cash and I burn like Im DAVID BYRNES ROOF
BURNING DOWN THE ROOF LOOP SLOWED DOWN FADE OUT REAL HIP HOP FREEESTYLES FUKKIN BODIED THESE CUNTs ONE VERSE ONE WORLD BABY ALL LOVE 4 USE $$$$
>>60600289
some more
one nigga two nigga three nigga for...
...every cap i pop is a nigga on the floor
>>60600317
dam son u goin hard in the paint
>>60600330
THNX MAN I FEEL LIKE A FUCKWIT CAUSE I CALLED IT BURNING DOWN THE ROOF BUT WE ALL JUS PEPLE HERE U KNOW? WE MAKE MISTAKES AND SHIT SHOUT OUS DAVID BYRNE DAVID LYNCH ALL MA FAVRIT DAVOS SPADE JONES TAY GOT SOME NICE JeANSE THEIR I THINK THEY A"IGHT WATCH U THINK SENPAI
>>60600373
ayo fucck is this senpaii shit i been out that game 2 long weeb life tho i got som tracks 4 u weebs on me mixy
Your low resolution image irritates me.
Naw I ain't scammin'
Just green eggs and hammin'
If you ain't me shut the fuck up like Donny
This game is cold like ice hockey
Faggots, villains, pillheads, and CEOs
Nigga I'm black's hell
You know how the story go
>>60599619
no bitch
hoe bitch
slow bitch
go bitch
foe bitch
low bitch
woa bitch
no shit
nigga
iced out more than the Albedo effect
your girl don't like bein ppoor and wif u her libido is rekt
dude u "radical", slit u fuckin neck. and take a quick sabbatical,
weak faggot indie kid in a wu tang t shirt,
u mad at me in u boo and makin her squirt
then I super soak-her
dick hotter then the fire poker
n killed more bitches with it than in murder she wrote
layin in u bed my semen make a moat, she on her way to rim me swhy she puttin on her coat
>>60599619
BACK OF THA BENZ LOOK LIKE FAT ASS
PUSH THE PEDAL YEE IT GOES FAST
I REP THAT Z H GANG SON
CAUSE ZERO HOOTS IS THE WAY SON
IF YOU'RE A HOOTER THEN U GAY SON
DIAMOND WATCHES SON
REAL SHIT SON
RICH WHITE MAN SON
Mary Anne was my first fuck
She slide down between my legs and oh my god she could suck
I went with her friend first but I couldn't get it in
And when she caught me with Mary Anne her heart was broken
Mary Anne got cold and abruptly broke it off
For a guy with sweatpants and a pickup truck
I begged her not to dump me and I pleaded no
But her body language told me it was time for me to go
>>60600788
;_;
>>60600779
3PAC SON
>>60600788
hey yo it's Anon's turn to spit a verse, not yours homie
dont fuck with me, NIGGA
yo fuck the poilce, NIGGA
Come ride with me ,NIGGA
or die by me, NIGGA
Got a 10 inch dick my NIGGA
and a two dollar hoe my NIGGA
you a nigga son my NIGGA
dont fuck with me my NIGGA
Some feed back would be great , thanks
I finally called tracy then ran to hide my body pillows
Got into my best clothes and cleaned up my bedroom
The doorbell rang and then i heard a knock at the door before
"hello? You home? It's Tracy"
When i got the balls to let her in i was stunned by her body
Her clothes hugged her tight and she was shivering before me
She rushed right past to get inside
I smelt her hair and i then stared right down at her behind
She said "It's 350 for the hour, you can pay in advance, alright?"
I lost my virginity that very night.
Wicked white boy spittin to the beat
Haven't seen shit this fucked up since I lived on the street.
Homeless, drumming a bucket for change
Got picked up by the cops for acting diranged.
Outside, your mothers whorehouse, playing with myself.
None of your SENPAI, would even give me help.
Just wanted a hand, all I got was rocks
Now all these whack cats are all over my jock
Nice shoes dude, I gotta say I'm impressed
To bad you got em on sale at Payless.
And that shirt kid, bleach them yellow stains
Looks like jizz, from back when me and your sister banged.
A real MC, not the best its true
But 50 bucks says, I would demolish you.
Cause I'm quick with a verse, so now its quitting time.
Come back fuckboi, when you learn to ryhme
>>60599666
SATAN CONFIRMED XD XD XD
>>60600893
Shit you're right, my bad homie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhKQ1A3pMeg
>1:02
>>60599619
niggas dont wanna fuck with me cuz i got a deep history killin all yall niggas in these streets
fuck niggas get bounced around like a balls
Check it out, these fools want to battle.
Better bring them fly words, or your gonna get rattled.
Call me a beatboi, as in beat in your face.
I might spit first but you'll come in 2nd place.
Your cancerous, but imma humor you
Cause weak cats come across trying to act true
When the truth is, you've never seen the street
Half you faggots are probably living NEET.
Meanwhile, I'm out getting paid
Scrambling brain cells like an IHOP breakfast plate
Come with some fire, I want to be impressed
Just like I was the first time I saw some breast.
Where the MCs at? I need someone to roast
Hungry for that victory, Wanna see some prose.
They say im the new Sosa
Sammy that is
Every time I spit they go "there go that kid"
Making rappers livid with my poorly written lyrics
Still get radio plays for my broken limericks
Shooting flames at lames at a 1000 degrees
Fuck shooting heat, I light em up with frees
Even at below zero my rhymes stay on fire
My flow goes on the road like good year tires
Tell your whole hood im rappin nigga, send out fliers
I go so hard I make you tired
>>60599722
Em, go to bed
My game coconut water
All the girls slurpin
Your game olive oi
Extra virgin
Alright, yeah, okay, here we go no
Crawl across toward your window
I'm calling softly from the street
Always a lonely widow
half-awake and sleeping on my feet
I'm of age but have no children
No quarter phone booth calls to home
Just late night television
inside my bedroom all alone
There is no use in waiting
offer up your steps so I can climb
Show me all your figure paintings
etched in the middle of the night
Let me stretch upon your carpet
let me hear the rain tap on your street
knowing I am safe on the inside
blankets wrapped and drifting off to sleep
I only rap cause no one would hire me.
My worst verses are inside of your crushes diary.
She's a stupid band waggon breakfast club watching sjw.
Im sub par cause no one inspire me.
I hiroshima haikus
I rap blue's and mix in reds.
I shit beds, and occupy dead pot heads, and pan handle peters.
I'm hittin on you like 100 million dereck jeters.
Jepers creepers , i whip you with a willow smith weeper.
I could buy a dozen rapers just like you cheaper.
But i could buy a bakers dozen people like you cause ur a sell out .
Hunch back and note your dame when i pull the bell out,
service service, merry christmas im at your pockets sticky bandits, your father is drinkin little boy shota cum home alone .
I'm in the middle of hell on a throne and a fitted cap that reads BAPE.
cept i custom fucked up the E into a swastica.
>>60600024
Is anyone gonna notice how dope my rap is?
>>60601401
lmao
The rest is empty with no brain but the clever nerd
The best emcee with no chain ya ever heard
Take it from the Tec-9 holder
They've bit but don't know their neck shine from Shinola
Everything that glitters ain't fishscale
Lemme think, don't let her faint get Ishmael
A shot of Jack got her back it's not an act stack
Forgot about the cackalack, holla back, clack clack blocka
Villainy, feel him in ya heart chakra chart toppa
Start shit stoppa be a smart shoppa
Shot a cop day around the way 'bout to stay
But who'd a know there's two mo' that wonder where the shooter go
'Bout to jet, get him, not a bet, dead 'em
Let 'em spit the venom said 'em got a lot of shit with 'em
Let the rhythm hit 'em, it's stronger in the other voice
We makes the joints that make 'em spread 'em butta moist
Man, please, the stage is made of panties
From the age of baby hoochies on to the grannies
Ban me the dough rake, daddy
The flow make her fatty shake, patty cake, patty cake
For fake , if he was Anita Baker's man
He'd take her for her masters, hit it once an' shake her hand
On some ol' thank ya ma'am an' ghost her
She could mind the toaster if she sign the poster
A whole host of roller coaster riders
Not enough tracks (is it?)
Hot enuff black (for ya)
It's too hot to handle, you got blue sandals
Who shot ya? Ooh got you new spots to vandal?
Do not stand still, both show skills
Close but no krills , toast for po' nils, post no bills
Coast to coast Joe Shmoe's flows ill, go chill
Not supposed to overdose No-Doz pills
Off pride tykes talk wide through scar meat
Off sides like how Worf rides with Starfleet
Told ya, on some get-rich shit
As he get older he gets colder than a witch tit
This is it, make no mistakes
Where my nigga go?
Figaro, Figaro
Rappin! (I got it!)
Rockin! (I got it!)
Gonna do a rap right here today
to show 4 chan that i don't play
i mix genres up that's what i do
rap rock nu skool comin thru
Can you hear the drums can you hear the raps
this ain't just normal bappity bap
everybodys rockin and rappin tonight
everything is outta sight
Meme king coming through
Dont fuck with me or you'll get my crew
You can call the cyber police to backtrace us
But you wont do shit to our faces
Over 300 confirmed kills, trained in gorilla wafare
Performing raids on al qaeda and habbo 'cause we dont care
Eat your bitches pussy like puddi puddi
Not giving a shit like kid cuddi
You wanna desu, you dont wanna open that door
Pretty soon you'll be on the floor
Doing the dinosaur
https://soundcloud.com/drizzywap/started-as-a-user
here you go freestylefamily
>>60602650
>that shitposting song
https://soundcloud.com/drizzywap/shitposting
Slice and dice surprise. Pirate island lies in sight with a pariah and the molten lava colored skies.
Fiesty fucking festering philosophical phase.
Formation 'Forefront'.
Fall fast. 27 reels go by in a daze.
Done.
No bleeding. No speech. No evening.
No leak.
All sleeping.
Some fly on high notes, some crash on drums.
Low creeping. Gold seed sprouts equine genes which hold teeth glued shut.
Gallop through the netherworld.
Horseshoe cerebral wiring inspires lack of motivation so negligence must make matters worse.
Avid curse.
It's a real shame when a defiant slave puts his master first.
Alas, we have fortified the fortress, but it wont stand long in bastard dirt.
Massacre. Gallons upon gallons of bodily fluids around the passengers affect the stature of matchhead burn stats
Goblin catapult. I implode, then I attack.
Fragile fate. I've figured out the way to surpass the compass.
I give no faith to the gps-alike things in the sky above us.
I don't defy the numbness.
I'll do anything in my own godlike power to stay away from the fungus.
I stay away from the parasites.
Stay away from the punished.
I may break the cycle by saying I'm not like the rest.
Spike in chest. Divide and conquer.
Awake from the sonder sleep.
It's time for you to reep what you sowed.
Beasts inside me don't like tests.
I fold.
In the beggining I was fiending for reasons to break cold necks, but now that they're polar opposites, I'm not attracted to the option.
Be it populus or copulance.
Feel the flaming ferriswheel filled with embarassed highschool kids.
I might rule and ruin the mood. It's only fuel in my food that makes the liar trip.
Quiet, pricks!
Maniacal design allowed the client to deny me my eclipse
Survival isn't viable. I bite my own lips.
Crowbar flavor.
Mozart with explosive, volatile, prodigal, audible auto-mode
Optimal diabolical savior.
Now I gotta go to the hospital for my mutated molecules.
Honor role. No obstacles.
See you later!
Boom bam bop botta bot bomp pow
OOGA BOOGA, KILL WHITEY WITTA RUGA
Uhhh yisss
Ash checkem productions
Water water you know im drinking water/
Walk up in the club get the bottle filled with water/bitches asking what im drinking bitch you know im drinking water/ get my flask out take a swig of mineral water
www.soundcloud.com/annedrank
Seaweed gnawing on disgusting fish lips
Feel me writing on your tampon Amazon wishlist
Cancer in the factory shutdown globally
Cinder block tackle box cosmetic surgery
Visiting a relative reset factory
Coma patient cherry jello sudden hysterectomy
Trouble in your chair fearing father had a wet dream
Silence in the hall and a lovely affidavit tree
