Where do I start with Taylor Swift?
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Where do I start with Taylor Swift?
Her bra strap
Compliment her hair and ask if she wants to grab some coffee
>>60385531
at her stomach and then head south, pardner
>>60385531
I've got loads to dump if you want to dump as well
>>60385531
If Musically asking, start with Red
I just watched San Andreas and I was very surprised that song the character was listening to on the radio was taylor swift who I'm not especially familiar with. I was sure the song was carly rae jepsen whose recent album I love.
so I dunno start with that one whatever it is.
I love making cummies to tay tay
>>60385531
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>>60386468
how can people not be attracted to this goddess
>>60387727
Boobies not big enuff
>>60387745
speaking of San Andreas
>>60387727
>no ass
>no tits
>taken every dick in hollywood
>complains about every boyfriend in a song
>feminazi
>butterface
should i keep going or do you get the idea>
>>60386500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sai9-pUv1sE
ass
>>60387838
butterface implies she has a hot body
she's just a man with makeup
>>60386468
>>60385531
listen to all of red, then don't touch ts 1989 other than the ones that actually make it to the radio
>>60385531
U don't u uncultured swine
Go listen to godspeed
>>60387838
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>>60387727
I like her music but she's not attractive at all
from top to bottom
Though I wouldn't touch her smelly part if you know what I mean ;^)
>>60391872
>not attractive at all
>>60387727
people her consider someone like grimes hot
>>60391935
She's very pretty I guess but it don't click in me brain. Or me dacks.
Start at kissing her cute feet and give them the proper amount of worship, move up to her delicate thighs and give those some attention, skip the vag (this is a Christian imageboard), poke her bellybutton, and then slap her butt.
>>60387745
>likes big tits
lol get some taste
Barring the first album, go in order of release. Each one is better than the last.
Try Red. I didn't like it at first, but it grew on me.
I'd recommend getting into better pop singers like Carly Rae Jepsen. Swift is hot poptimist garbage.
>>60387727
>rat face
>boyish body
>no talent
>can't even smile genuinely
0/10
She only has five albums just start anywhere you nong.
but chronological order I guess.
>>60385531
God I hate her face.
>>60391935
Wow that has to be the most unattractive group of girls that weren't fat as fuck I've seen in a while.
Start with Grimes
ITT: ugly women
Start with Rog
>>60385531
I bet she's the kind of girl that farts a lot. Like, all the time. And it probably always smells like Taco Bell. Just saying.
>>60385531
at her feet.
>>60392688
You seem to be an expert
>>60392842
Every man is an expert in flatulence
