>*flips hair*
>*bats eyelashes*
>*fans face with hand*
>*forgot to blow nose before recording song*
>*muh short shorts*
>*muh sparkly, overapplied makeup*
>*muh power struts*
>*apparently took singing lessons from every 15 year old wannabe singer schoolgirl ever*
>*there is no such thing as too much vibrado or vocal gymnastics*
>*"I'm so talented that 3/4 of my songs feat. someone else"*
>*Huggies: I'm a Big Girl Now! - The Album*
This is considered "music"?
this album was fucking terrible
>>52270833
It's considered pop music. Get over yourself.
>"she's the next Mariah Carey!"
>>52270833
motherfucker of course it's music
literally fucking everything is music you shit
john cage died for your sins and this is how you repay him?
>>52270868
gr8 argument but yeah sure get over yourself op
>>52270833
>what is bad music?
>>52270908
oh god tell me nobody
>>52272355
*tell me nobody said that
She has a pretty face and nice voice but it's a shame she has no ass or tits.
>vibrado
>>52272469
>>vibrado
>>52272443
her feet and thighs brah
dey goat
also i hear shes really bossy whens shes fucked up on coke
imagine having rough secks with her
me likey <3
>>52270833
my exact fucking thoughts, thx OP
>>52272491
>>>vibrado
Vibrado is a very hard technique OP
>>52272355
>>52272385
This surprises you?
Everyone in the media was paid to say this and then a shit ton of people, including a large portion of /mu/, lapped it up and parroted it as truth.
At best she is a cheap imitation
great album
>>52272548
>>>>scaruffi
>>52272579
*good vibrado
Vibrado itself is very easy, that's why every wannabe female "vocalist", including Ariana, overdoes it
>>52272579
>>52272548
>>52272491
come on guys, stop your post-meming. it's vibrato
I can't fucking stand autistic manchildren who judge pop stars as if they were indie rock musicians or some bullshit. Why does their makeup or outfit invalidate their music? They don't write their own songs or play their own instruments? Of course they fucking don't, they're performers. Do you not get pop music or something? Do you feel insecure liking something that is more femenine or appealing to the mainstream?
You don't have to like the music but not everything in the world needs to be sullen men emoting about first world problems over melancholy strumming.
But op, it's pop music. It's supposed to sound like shit, it's created to keep you complacent.
>>52272695
>>52272680
not OP, and it really doesn't bother me, but people are talking about how they like her here
>>52272680
if popstars were judged just as that, popstars, by mainstream media, there would be no problem. the fact that they're hailed as the saviors of music and put on such a high pedestal by those who aren't musically informed is obviously going to make a bunch of hipster neckbeads on a tibetan goat husbandry fansite upset.
>>52270833
God I wish I was her
>>52272716
>but people are talking about how they like her here
So? am i hurting your feelings by criticizing her?
>>52270833
>2011
>Still using pentatonic runs to try to sound black
Fuckin pleb
>>52272695
>gy!be
Barely better than pop
>>52270833
are you that insecure in your music taste? you have to come and bitch about a pop star on 4chan, collectively smirking with your fellow patricians in order to feel validated?
>>52272680
who are those pop music apologists? are you a fucking 13 y/o grill? if not why do you support this whack as garbage? we alredy have a generation of retards and attention whores growing, do you want people to become even dumber? keep pushing this shit bitch ass fool
>>52270833
I can't imagine anyone taking this position on a stool irl
>>52272763
im high as shit right now, but still i think this comment is good...except for "whack as garbage"...ive meant whack ass garbage
>>52272732
>>52272763
this
>>52272732
>hipster neckbeads on a tibetan goat husbandry fansite upset
i raughed loud
>>52272748
where the fuck did you get that from?
i'm saying shitty pop is something i've expected most 16+ year olds would already have accepted and ignored by now, but this thread makes sense as her music has been defended here, and it's good arguments against it are being made
those posts were like "who carezzzz??" but it makes sense to get pissed when this is a board meant to discuss music
>>52272763
Pop music doesn't make people dumber. Whateve shit you listen to is marketed just as aggressively to a different crowd that gets off on feeling "alternative" and "different" from their peers. How do you think Pitchfork and its billion close sites support themselves? By NOT having The War on Drugs on each of their year-end lists?
Face it, you get angry splitting hairs over petty lowbrow culture bullshit because you don't know any better and feel the need to hinge your identity on listening to this kind of pop or that kind of pop. People with taste don't feel the need to belitte Ariana fucking Grande.
>le nazi pic just to confirm you're underaged
>>52272900
>hurr durr don't insult my waifu
The only music I listen to is aleatoric harsh noise wall that I make myself
>>52272900
>Not at least feeling satisfied having delveloped a unique music taste.
Nobody honestly cares about music anymore. modern Western pop music is ambiance for decadence. because Western society itself is decadent.
why do people so hate this truth bomb
>>52272979
If you feel the need to call it a truth bomb yourself it probably isn't one
"why does no one recognize my genius comment"
>>52272900
>pop music doesnt make people dumber
not only pop many thing do, consumerist culture, commercials, news, books, newspapers....you dont need to be a hipster neckbeard on taiwanese monkey dance off music producer site to realize this...everything around us is designed to make us stupid, pop music is one of the strongest of those things (for lots of reasons, i can tell em if you want to know) pop music is the strongest medium of the dumbization of the world. its real man
ps nazi pic is just random, i thought the thin guy is cute
>>52273010
except i do and a million of other people do (not OP of >>52272979)
>>52272506
please kill yourself
i really hope you don't talk like that irl
i've never felt bad for anyone on the internet, but i'd say you're the first
>>52270833
Her music makes my left ear bleed
>>52272680
I can't fucking stand pathetic whiteknights who judge pop stars based on how sexy they are and how hyped they are by the media and record companies. Why doesn't the fact that these artists are considered by so many as the second coming of Christ bother you at least a little bit? Do you like to slurp up everything you're fed or something? Do you feel secure liking something that everyone else likes and you are told is the greatest thing ever and that you mostly find appealing because you fall so hard and easy for a good looking woman who prances around in sexy music videos and makes your pee-pee get big and feel funny?
You don't have to hate the music but there is something to be said for calling out the idiots who vastly overrate certain things and telling them to tone the bullshit down in favor of music that is objectively superior and doesn't resort to using sex, drugs, alcohol, partying, promiscuity, and other detrimental themes in order to sell more records and influence misguided shit-for-parents youth.
>>52272506
i think now i know why /mu/ is one the most cancerous boards since 2011, its because half of the people here have the need of pretending to be black/ act black
>>52273091
i hate this kind of reply
people sound like they think they're really smart when they do it. i can almost smell the scent of you clicking "post" with a proud smile on your face
>>52272979
Well put. Truth hurts I guess.
>>52272680
You're a woman I take it?
>>52273162
Aww, does it bother you when people modify your own comment and use it against you?
>>52273091
Okay anon, but why do you teem with resentment? Why can't you let go of that calcified teen angst and finally accept that other people don't necessarily agree with your music taste?
>>52273062
>>52273149
betas
>>52273212
you dont have a job, i can smell it
>>52272680
>"stop critiquing my favorite pop musicians!!! pop musicians are immune from critique because they're pop musicians!!!"
>>52273247
damn
>>52272680
>>>/tumblr/
>>52273209
Why don't you realize the irony in your statement?
>>52273205
i'm not the guy you had replied to
it's just really dumb
>It's pop music so it's alright if it's shit
I swear to god it's just terrible lyricists speaking over sampled techno at this point. You can't justify this.
>>52273209
It's not about agreeing. It's about turning the mind control machines the government and corporations have installed in our culture off, and helping people find real world experiences.
it's in this way pop music is among the worst manifestation of capitalist degeneracy. It cuts us off from the music of the people around us and tunes us into the pocketbooks of the wealthy.
>>52273457
jesus christ man top kekrino
people can fine real world experiences if they look and stop being babies who wannabe spoonfed everything
IF people wanna enjoy pop music let them
My daughter likes this girl and listens to her shit all the time.
No matter how much chvrches/lauren hill/death grips/broods/swv/digable planets/st vincent/ariel pink etc I load on her ipod, she always ends up listening to what other girls at school thinks is cool.
>>52273544
did u try mac demarco?
sufjan???????
>>52273457
>not being capitalist
have fun in poverty faggo
>>52273544
>'Cause if you want to keep me, you gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, got to love me harder
>And if you really need me, you gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, got to love me harder
>Baby, love me harder
>Love me, love me, love me
>Harder, harder, harder
>And if in the moment you bite your lip
>When I get you moaning you know it's real
>Can you feel the pressure between your hips?
>I'll make it feel like the first time
I hope your daughter is at least 18 anon, otherwise you're a shit father for allowing her to listen to such music.
>>52273544
i don't know what to call this. you're like the dad that shows his kids REAL MUSIC (pink floyd, the beatles, etc) at a young age and they grow up to be dadrocking fucks. you're doing the opposite and showing your kid p4kcore. what does this mean the kid is called? indiebabby? avant toddler?
>>52273567
Nothing works.
>>52272761
>le epic anti-gybe contrarian maymay
Love it man, keep up the good memeing.
>>52273544
>putting death grips on your daughter's ipod
wow!
>>52273544
>chvrches/lauren hill/death grips/broods/swv/digable planets/st vincent/ariel pink
Obviously it's because you're putting shit music on her iPod.
>>52273753
I know he should be putting on Radiohead, AnCo and NMH instead.
>>52273149
the worst part is the people who actually are black
though I don't think this board has too many of those
>>52273860
That'd be a start at least.
>>52273907
dunno about real blacks, but its the small things like using the word "mayne" "ya hurd" "ya dig" etc. etc. just small details that make me uncover a fake black person, i think afribot is a fake black person, i have a variety of proofs for it
>>52274038
holla at your boy
>>52274038
>>52273907
lls dees niggas is anthropologists lml
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>>52274100
>bobby "OOGA BOOGA ME BOBBY BITCH" shmurda will go to jail in your lifetime
why live?
>>52274071
yeah this THIS. its those short phrases he types out, i cam easily imagine a mexican/caucasian person sitting in his dormroom with a joint on the side and the synth on the other side, he just sits there with his 2000 dollar laptop and types a bunch of nonsense, he never gets upset or makes any mistake, he is too smart and calculated. he probably is in UNI
>>52274100
>>52270833
I still like it...
>>52272979
>Nobody honestly cares about music anymore. modern Western pop music is ambiance for decadence. because Western society itself is decadent.
Heavens, won't somebody think of the children?
>>52272680
i agree with you i thought /mu/ was above worrying about popstars but i guess some people here still need to establish their 'cred' or whatever by talking them down
