SEASON SIX CONTINUES TOMORROW (APR. 9) AT 8:30 A.M. PDT/11:30 A.M. EDT/3:30 P.M. GMT/UTC! That's in a little over 14 hours from now!
603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
Written by Michael P. Fox & Wil Fox
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5
Friends Forever #27 (Pinkie Pie/Granny Smith) is storytimed here!
>>26998509
The Cutie Mark Crusaders have gotten around Equestria, even if their antics are usually contained around Ponyville, but there's not been much of a focus on them making some time to unite the branches over in Babs Seed's hometown. There's potential mischief there, but it could just be fun for Apple Bloom to meet her cousin, too. And the rest of her family, for that possibility, or to show off new cutie marks in the flesh! They've covered a lot in letters, but some things are best experienced first-hoof, aren't they? There's enough time yet, though.
>>27020157
Previous thread.
>filly
>filly
01 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9
UPCOMING EPISODE PREVIEW + PROMOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZPm8D-uJYE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm94QmFObjI
604 - On Your Marks:With their cutie marks finally acquired, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what to do now. Apple Bloom suggest they embrace their destinies, but she and her friends don't exactly agree on how.
605 - Gauntlet of Fire:In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.
606 - No Second Prances
607 - Newbie Dash:After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail:Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
Did you remember to rumble your Rumble today?
>>27024714
>Babs has not appeared since S3
>>27024739
N-no?
>>27024746
She was in the background in Made in Manehattan.
If your waifu wanted a polygamous relationship, would you be ok with it?
>>27024746
It's still funny how a con someone asked the show staff if Babs will be in S4 and they just said simply no.
>>27024754
Depends with who
I hope the CMC episode is good.
Did you remember to fillet your fillets today?
>>27024772
Well it will have Slab McFlank, which could be fun.
>>27024772
I like Luna with them, they're always cute
>>27024772
I hope we get a lot of silly filly moments.
>>27024784
I could go for a Luna babysitter episode
>>27024773
that's not how fillies work
>>27024773
>"cooking" anything that doesn't come in a box
you think I'm some kind of functioning adult or something?
>>27024772
I hope there's cute fillies and colts
>>27024773
Please don't fillet your fillets.
why do goats scream so much?
>>27024810
their bizarre eyes let them see more than any living creature should ever be able to
>>27024797
salmon is actually a super easy meal and is really hard to screw up because you can bake it to different levels of Rarity. just sprinkle on some salt pepper and oil and throw it in the oven for about 20 minutes and you got yourself a genuine fish dinner.
>>27024817
Don't horses have very similar eyes?
>>27024797
Come on anon. At least know how to cook mince beef.
>>27024839
I never noticed
>>27024825
but then I've got to prepare something else to go with it, and time everything to be done around the same time, and potentially keep watch to make sure nothing burns, and clean up pots and pans and plates afterwards...all time I could be spent ponying instead
>>27024842
I KNOW how to cook things, I just don't wanna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDomufBzhfY
I still like apples.
>>27024720
That was honestly a really great panel, she just looks so god damn happy and smug.
>>27024839
>>27024847
horses are bigger, they have more physical being to absorb the horrors they see
don't touch me you filthy horses
>>27024858
I usually do broccoli with the same oil salt and pepper prep right next to it on a tray. Also if you're lazy you can just coat the pan in tinfoil then you don't have to clean it. That's like 2 minutes of prep and no cleanup if you use paper plates and a plastic fork.
>>27024797
Spaghetti technically comes in a box.
>>27024862
you had your chance Applejack
>>27024872boop
https://fuwa.se/f/l3O8p-.webm
>>27024763
another mare,and a cute stallion
>>27024862
Why would you ever stop liking apples?
>>27024881
There's always a chance for apples.
>>27024918
I like thing
>>27024880
that it does
>>27024862
>>27024880
I want to come in your box, anon.
>>27024959
I want to put Scootaloo in a box
if you know what I mean
>>27024720
Fillies love to be held.
>>27024929
that's a pretty apple
I want to pick apples with this pony.
>>27024966
Fillies love a lot of things.
>>27024751
Is this real? I haven't noticed that
>>27025031
Twilight looks like she's thinking: Damnit I look terrible in this, why do you even have this?
Hit me up with requests because i have a lot of time to kill while i socially isolate myself
>>27025059
Worst horse wearing your comfy clothes.
>>27025059
The CMC getting Twilight a gift as thanks for Twilight Time
>>27025059
aww, that's too bad bd
how about some snug bookreading?
>>27025059
Rainbow Dash flirting with Gilda.
>>27025059
how about Fluttershy trying to give a presentation on bunnies and not doing so hot
>>27025059
I'm always socially isolated.
For the last fifteen years.Draw Fluttershutin to celebrate.
>>27025059
Fluttershy trying to teach baby birds how to fly
>>27025004
All normal people do.
>>27024980
The prettiest.
>>27025059
Your favorite pony at a good movie.Or Fluttershy watching Zootopia.
>>27025059
Older Sweetie Belle modeling in one of Raritys old dresses (any current one from the show now) and looking FABULOUS darling
>>27025107
what's she reading
>>27025059
Your oc and your favorite horse
>>27025158
>How to be apples
>>27025059
rainbow dash and her new boyfriend
>>27025158
Business management and crop rotation. She can't just rely on her brother's fancy mathematics, after all.
So, how long do you have to know a pony before you can pet her?
>>27025175
>>27025183
Funnily enough they're the same book.
>>27025186
At first meeting, you can ask politely.
After a month or so, you can just ask.
After a year, you can incorporate it into a standard greeting or just get a carte blanche agreement from the pony.
>what you mean you don't have a cutie mark?
>>27025208
I'm not good at anything, tiny apple
>artist expresses a feeling of tiredness with pone
>quits drawing pone seemingly to move onto other things
>productivity plummets, proceeds to do just about nothing.
>>27025208
Humans don't get butt stamps
We get tattoos instead
>>27025208
That's not a far-fetch'd thing appleshout.
After all, griffons and dracos do not have cutie marks.
the better question is why you silly ponies have those marks on your butts
>>27025226
>artist secretly started a different art repository, never mentioned it
>posts everything there
>former audience assumes them ded 5ever.
>>27025201
>After a year, you can incorporate it into a standard greeting or just get a carte blanche agreement from the pony.
WPSHH
>>27025238
They are the chosen race
>>27025226
Artist are crazy. No one can convince me otherwise
>>27025246
>artist loudly declares they are quitting pone
>come back to pone so they can get furry bucks for anthro and porn
>>27025254
>chosen race
>have to be told what they enjoy doing
>not troglodyte race
>>27025199
apples is love
>>27025259
To be fair to Slugbox, it's still a healthy cash cow to milk. Though he'll probably get more furry commissions thanks to Zootopia.
>Artist does something
>Ponies
>Also it angers fans because reasons
>And there were ponies there
>>27025279
Apple is life.
>>27025289
>artist does a pony commission
>fans go full autismo and unfollow the artist and make it known they hate the artist
why do people do this
>>27025256
Many artists use art as a coping mechanism. More often than not they come from unstable homes of some sort
>artist is either just starting or not popular
>does pony
>gets both better at art and praise
>later decides that pony isn't their thing
>goes somewhere else
>pony fans are mad that they left
>new group labels them as tainted by pony
>artist just wants to do what they like without having to stick to one thing
>>27025305
People can be just as autistic about hating horses as bronies can be. Just look at barneyfag. Hell, I have a friend who lost all respect for Weird Al because he guest starred in that episode. Like Al hasn't guest starred in a bunch of shit already.
>>27025331
>lost all respect for Weird Al because he guest starred in that episode
do you consider this person a friend still?
because honestly I don't think I could be friends with such a faggot
>>27025331
Speaking of which I still see threads on /v/ with him coming in. It just gets better as time goes on.
>>27025331
>ever hating on Weird Al for anything
That guy needs to make some friends
>>27025349
Those people don't deserve weird al Anon, they're their own punishment.
>>27025347
I don't think it's even him any more
>>27025347
There was a thread on /co/ a couple of days ago with Barneyfag
I love it when the mods delete his posts but keep the ponyposting up
>>27025051
Yeah, it's real. Just a very minor appearance, though.
>>27025390
I still don't understand how people notice shit like this
>>27025403
Because they're nerds
>>27025403
>Pause to fap to granny smith recolor
>Oh hey there's babs!
>>27025403
I noticed it when it was airing.
It's not that difficult, you just need glasses anon.
>>27025338
>do you consider this person a friend still?
Fair point, friend is too strong a word. He was in a group of people I no longer correspond with for unrelated reasons. But yes, that certainly did lower my opinion of him considerably.
>>27025347
For me it's a mixture of amusement since mods tend to only delete his posts, but he actively shits up good threads that would otherwise have gone on peacefully and it's the worst shit.
>>27025375
I can't imagine it can be anyone else, it's gone on for months with almost machine-like precision.
>>27025426
Never underestimate the persistence of great numbers of stupid people forcing memes
Do you ever wonder where you would be without ponies.
I'd probably be way more successful and accomplished.
Or dead due to butterfly effect, either way.
>>27025436
Sometimes I do but it doesn't do me any good.
>>27025436
I'd be dead by my own hand
>>27025436
I'd probably just be playing games right now instead of drawing.
Power creep is making the fillies way too op.
>filly walks up to you and rubs up against your leg
>moves her head into your hand so you have to pet her
>something feels funny
>down below>because it's a changeling>but there's a problem>you're a changeling too>the first changeling stands up and shouts>"Is anypony here not a changeling?">everypony within shouting distance reveals themselves to be a changeling>Chrysalis is going to be angry, you've all been on this assignment for almost a year
...What did you just say about fillies' hair?
>>27025459
tell me your secrets anon
lobotomize the ponies
>>27025298
https://e621.net/post/show/424401/
>Applejack will never dispense a delicious apple for you to snack on.
>>27025504
No.
That's a terrible waste of ponies and neurosurgery.
They're pretty docile anyway.
>>27025506
I'm not a huge fan of Nezumi's prolapses, but I do like the flesh and musculature in her pictures. It looks like you could reach in and grab a handful of that taut flank.
>>27025320
>artist starts out making content
>almost all of it is pony
>becomes amazing at what he does, gains popularity
>decides to ditch pony to make a "serious" career out of his talent
>deletes everything pony and pretends he never did it, responds passive-agressively every time he's asked about it
>pony fans ditch him
>quickly falls into irrelevance
>slowly stops making content altoguether
every time
>>27025498
Secrets to what? Drawing instead of playing games? Do something you really really wanna see put to paper, so to speak.
If you want something done, you usually gotta do it yourself.
That and I like surprising people with giftart.
>>27025466
Where did the ponies go?
>mfw I just launched several bigass bottle rockets at a bear
>>27025403
It also heavily implies that Babs is Oranges daughter.
>>27025521
sad but tru
>>27025521
I think people would stop deleting stuff if they knew it wouldn't effect the new thing they're doing. But dumb people associate creators as their creations instead of people.
>>27025489
it looks like sazae-san
>>27025540
That's not how you treat your animal friends Anon.
>>27025544
What? No. Babs is from Brooklyn, Orange is from Manhattan. Probably one of Mr. Oranges affairs with the maid.
>>27025540
>>27025544
Gee, it's not like the show made it obvious before
>Only relatives mentioned in Manehatten are the Oranges
>The first time Babs ever comes to an Apple family reunion is the first time the Oranges are in an Apple Family reunion photo
>>27025557
>>27025559
Oh come on, it's fine. I only almost hit it both times.
>>27025553
it almost never sticks even when they delete, though
>>27025557
well in MY headcannon...
>>27025565
were they standing behind Babs in that photo?
Birbs
>>27025557
>bears
>friends
>>27025575
Pegapone is also an acceptable term.
>>27025237
>get tattoo at 18 because muh hard lyf
>regret it and get it removed at 24
why even bother in 2016
tattoos are the harley davidson tier meme that cant seem to die with its relevant generation
>>27025574
No. She was with all the other fillies that were also not in front of their parents.
They were on the same side though.
But seriously though we had a photo from the previous reunion and the Oranges weren't there. Now we have a new photo, with the Oranges being there for the first time and also have Babs there for the first time.
You don't need to be Sherlock fucking Holmes to make that deduction.
>>27025584
I'm waiting for sub dermal kevlar implants and other such cybernetic like technology before I start fucking with my body.
>>27025571
I get the feeling behind it, like starting a new chapter in your book of life. But you can't delete the previous chapters, only make it harder for new people to find out about it.
>>27025606
i want to put pegafoals in that pegapone
>>27025521
>artist changes their name
>changes their name again
>changes their name again
>changes their name again
>every time, they nuke all their old art accounts under the older names.
The fillies have arrived.
>>27025613
>gif
Disgusting
what do you call a pony with no legs?normally I would say grounf beef bug horse is not beef but horsse is not beeg
>>27025593
>cybernetic like
>like
full cyborg upgrade or bust
later nerds im sleeping on the internet
>>27025621
I hate webms. No picture for the file, only open in the browser and don't repeat for me.
>Anon
>>27025612
Well that's a necessity if you do porn.
Of course it doesn't help, look at Dobson.
>>27025602
it's pretty nice
>>27025625
>I'm dead
>>27025613
those are nice fillies
>>27025521
good
unless you do porn or something obviously way out there, who cares if you drew ponies. Pretentious suckups deserve what they get.
>>27025584
If you have an idea for a tat, just put it on a shirt instead.
>>27025613
>>27025625
Why do the fillies like Anon so much?
>>27025610
Would you raise halfling children with the Pegapony?
>>27025632
Always is.
>>27025606
that's a really good pony
I wish more people like that pony
>>27025644
He's an alien.
>>27025645
But I'm a pony in my pony breeding fantasies
>>27025644
He knows just where to scratch.
>>27025645
yes
at least a dozen
Funfact: Fillies are known to intuitively understand and speak Japanese well into their preteens.
>you will never have a filly hat
>>27025533
All the ponies are in the next town over! This is a decoy village!
>>27025644
Because.
>>27025665
What is Sweetie Belle looking at?
>>27025654
Whatever floats your boat Anon
>>27025659
Anon that's like twelve years of being pregnant
>>27025643
but what if I need my zodiac sign/infinity symbol on my hip or obscure hidden area of my body
how else can I say I have a tattoo just to say it
>>27025436
When I first started pony I had dropped out of college and was miserable. Now I'm about to graduate and even made some friends.
Thanks Celestia
>>27025647
Do you think Applejack would let me stuff apples up her butthole?
>>27025696
>>27025671
twelve wonderful years
>>27025704
But Pony wants more from life than being a broodmare.
>>27025703
I'm not hearing a no!
>>27025675
>remember /x/ had a birth chart thread a while back
>I left my time in there
>go check
>already removed from archives
FUCK
Do you think Twilight would let me shove books up her butthole?
>>27025713
thats too bad
>>27025696
It was never something I thought about.
You can't tell me what I can and can't do with my ponies. Only Celestia's allowed to do that!
>>27025624
>No picture for the file, only open in the browser and don't repeat for me.
all of those can be solved by not being an idiot
>>27025721
Do you think Applejack would let me pick apples in the orchards?
>>27025731
No, fuck you, I want my gifs back.
>>27025718
Talk about Readers Digest!
>>27025730
Equestria needs foals Anon. Do your duty.
e: do x
o: don't
>>27024727
season 6 is a mistake
>>27024721
>>27024720
sonata dusk pls
>>27025734
I'm sure she'd appreciate the help.
>>27025745
what don't?
>>27025624
>No picture for the file
there's a program for that
>only open in the browser
that was the case with gifs too until recently
>don't repeat for me
that sounds like your problem
>>27025768
Was thinkin about going to the store to buy some Innistrad.
>>27025781
>New pone tomorrow
>not tired at all
Someone help
>>27025795
ever try melatonin
>>27025795
pone harder
>>27025624
Use this for file pictures: http://babelsoft.net/products/mediapreview.htm
And my webms open in VLC. Might also open in other media players.
>>27025799
Nightly
>>27025800
I've been poneing on and off all day.
Also I don't know why I quoted >>27025781
Fat pony asses? Well I don't know about that...
I want to give pank a pie.
>>27025799
>bought a bottle of melatonin a year ago
>never used any because I was afraid it'd conflict with something else I'm taking and murder me in my sleep
>>27025813
What about mottled dicks?
>>27025817
I don't think that's actually possible.
I could be wrong I don't know what you're taking, but just google it.
>>27025817
it's something your body produces naturally when it wants to tell you it's bed time, doubt it would interact with anything
>>27025822
>>27025827
you underestimate how paranoid I can get
>>27025804
>there are people who still use vlc
>pink will never prod you
>>27025817
Tall to a doctor about it.
I take 3 mg a night and I went from having a dream like once every month to several a week.
Shit works
>>27025846
Filly enjoys making cute loli maids in your favorite mmo.
She's so happy you gave her this account with all of that already set up, how did you know?
>>27025842
As opposed to what?
No seriously, is there better options?
>>27025846
I want to prod Pankawith the PROD
>>27025880
there are a million better alternatives if you don't live under a rock
I use mpc-hc
>>27025880
I still use MPC-HC with the kawaii codec pack
It used to be that vlc washed videos out slightly unless you also downloaded some supplementary stuff but it's been a while so it might be fine now
not that guy just my 2 cents
>>27025924
one wordsauce
>>27025924
>awkward virgin sex
>big mac cums in 30 seconds
>>27025937
1) How have you not seen that yet?
2) Literally the top scoring image for "marblemac"
https://derpibooru.org/1014028
>>27025944
>two years worth glopping
ooh pony wants you but pony doesn't know if they need you
but ooh pony'd die to find out
How many pone would a boop pone boop if a boop pone could boop pone?
>>27025985
Are you having a stroke?
>>27025985
I wish to pet the pony
>>27025985
go to bed scrubbles
>>27025622
sb pls
The fillies take offense to all this blatant shitposting. That's their job.
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
>>27025998
>>27026002
>>27026007
>>27026051
hs ha!
jokes o n you
turns out pony
Omly on thr weeekend!
eoe lookv sy hoe fdum you ars
>>27026082
>>27025985
epic, simply epic
>>27026082
Remember, if you kiss a filly she will never find a colt because she will be considered impure.
Reminder if you kiss a colt he'll want to kiss you when he's a stallion
>>27026082
go to sleep sb, don't want to miss out on new horse tomorrow
Remember, if you kiss a police pony she'll try to call her mother on you.
The fillies found a loophole and are kissing each other instead.
>>27026125
To tell her mother she's getting married?
>>27026112
who even watch horse
i tell yo u wath
i am tartooth, the spry wonder dog
what manner of scamp am I
Why is she so cute?
>>27026176
Cause she's gonna grow up to be a HBIC.
>>27026059
what a good pony
>>27026168
Scamps are dangerous creatures, I wouldn't associate with them
>>27024714
the fuck is EDT
>>27026106
neat
>>27026160
Is it possible for a pony to strike an identical pose without breaking any bones?
>>27026176
fillies are so precious
>>27026209
Didn't meant to quote ya.
>>27026204
Equestrian daylight time.
>>27026204
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=!define+EDT
>>27026208
what if Rainbow Dash just showed her full bits on display in an episode without warning
like it was just there for a solid 10 seconds and we stared at it
>>27026216
Please carry the ponies at all possible times.
>>27026247crusty
>>27026209
im sure ponies of the marshmallow variety would have no problems
>>27026209
Censored the ass, it's sexist!
>watching the show