601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
Written by Josh Haber
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9
The specific mechanics behind the Crystal Heart are a bit murky, but it is an artifact of great power. Holding an endless winter at bay is only one facet, however an important one it is. Sombra's attempt at domination was probably centered around controlling it and the crystal ponies for a reason; luckily Celestia and Luna were around to prevent that. That resonating pulse it puts out at times to momentarily "crystallize" living creatures is rather fascinating; is there more to it, or is it merely a byproduct? Were the crystal ponies indigenous to the region, or had it been moved? Or perhaps they only came about once it had been created? There's curious things to study.
>>26925155
Previous thread.
>filly
UPCOMING EPISODES PROMO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE
603 - The Gift of the Maud Pie:While in Manehattan looking for the ideal location for her new store, Rarity has to help Pinkie Pie find the perfect gift for her sister, Maud - without Maud finding out.
604 - On Your Marks:Now that they've finally received their cutie marks, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what's next; the friends do not all agree on how to embrace their destinies.
605 - Gauntlet of Fire:In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.
606 - No Second Prances
607 - Newbie Dash:After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>>26928941
Crystaaaalsss
>>26928955
>607 - Newbie Dash:After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.
>>26928989
i want to do sexual violence @ r63 sombra
>>26929000
>>26929009
Is that so?
>>26928941
prettiest princess
Shit, almost missed this one.
dolphins pone, get over here
i have a dolphins question
are dolphins literally the horniest animals ever?
I want to do sexy things to the princess
>>26929000
So are you ready for Hasbro to announce S6 as the series finale?
>>26929039
>you will neverbrush his mane
Zebra
>>26928948
i like waving ponies
post more of them
>>26929033her short legs make her look like a wiener dog
Horse families.
>>26929000
>After everything she has done, and dealt with with the Wonderbolts.
>They are still assholes.
Really.
>>26929030
it's so
Pony battles
>>26929030
Yeah, but in like a sexy villain way.
Posting the best queen
>>26929098
Pony reminds you that eating her shit is a surefire way of getting tetanus.
Don't do it.
necropone eating junk food and zoning out reading a romance novel
>>26929085
They're just ponies. Dash seems like just the pony to earn herself a nickname of the sort if you ask me.
>>26929104
>trixie queen of the diamond dogs
MLPg write this comic?
Cute fillies.
Now.
>>26929000
>Remember that time I saved you from dying?
>Or the time I saved you from a dragon
>Or the several times I helped saved Equestria?
>Or the time that I saved your pie?
>Or the time I was wrongfully accused and had to clear my own name despite being let go without even so much as a formal investigation.
>And no one even apologized for that.
>Or the time that your school encouraged reckless endangerment and only wised up after I quit?
>Actually I'm tired of this shit now, enjoy your team.
>>26929205
Jesus, when did they make a GASHUNK anime?
>>26929042
''no''
>>26929226
D-D-DID I FUCKING STUTTER?
>>26929219
She should be happy they aren't pressing charges for that time she sabotaged the factory
>>26929250
Oh man I loved the enigma of gashunk horror
best novella guillelmo del toro has ever drawn
>finale
>implying the ride will end
But seriously, what with Guardians of Harmony upcoming and all, as long as toy sales remain strong will there ever be a finale?
>>26929341
I'm just tryin to get my fix of cute fillies, man.
What are cute fillies?
Starlight is trash!
TRASH!
>>26929250
>>26929370
Well if you're so desperate.
would you buy it?
>>26929104
>trixianna
that's a new name
>>26929415
MORE
>>26929404
cute
>>26929404
Sexual objects
>>26929442
I'd give her some patronageright in her foal hole.
>>26929085
>Dash fucks up
>They give her a shitty nickname
I just hope they're not assholes again
>stop calling me newbie
>>26929488nigger
Also who here hopes we see some other Wonderbolts besides Spitfire/Soarin/Fleetfoot? It would make sense if others besides those three gave her a hard time
>>26929530
I'm okay with just those three
Spitfire is the hot one anyways
>>26929530
Spitfire, Fleetfoot, and Soarin are the ones who are going to pressure Dash into a foursome, though, and that's going to be the character's defining moment of emotional trauma for the better part of the season.
>>26929540
That's not how you spell Soarin
>>26929488
>>26929530
>>26929540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW3dg9VURMU
I'm just waiting on Dash to pull a fucking Fumble on them.
>>26929552
>>26929540
>>26929552
you're both faggots. Fleetfoot is clearly the cutest.
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>26929540
I do agree
But they've had first hand expirence seeing her at her best. So them giving her a shitty nickname doesn't really make sense.
It would make more sense for others to give her a hard time over doing something stupid if they haven't seen her being awesome.
>>26929576
but spitfire is clearly the actual hot one, haven't you seen all those comics with her and derpy?
>>26929219
>>Or the time that I saved your pie?
>this is the only part they remember
>and only Soarin does
>>26929590
It seems like nothing ever makes sense when it comes to the Wonderbolts at this point.
I am curious to see how Dash will handle this though, she seems like the type of pony to freak out if someone doesn't think she's awesome.
>>26929000
>caped baldy
>Fwup.
>Filly glances over, does a double take as she notices the feathered dart protruding from her neck.
>Screams, runs around in a loose circle, and falls over.
>The other fillies break for the foliage, the last of them glancing over their shoulders to see the anon, covered in mud and camouflaged in boughs of pine step out from the bushes.
>He pick up the stricken filly and places her in his filly sack.
>>26929344
Doubt it. They seem to keep writing the season finales in such a way that they could technically work as a show finale, but there is no reason for Hasbro to stop funding the show as long as the franchise remains so strong.
Though they should think about moving it to another channel I think.
>>26929621
wickety whack, get into my sack!
>>26929417I did. It's really a shame about the eye though, their Luna is so much better. I can't imagine it being too much work to update her, considering that they already have everything they need from other plushies and only need to change the color of the fabric
>>26929588
Sleep tight, Lilly.
>>26929615
I just don't want to seemai waifumade into a massive bitch again.
>>26929648
anon thats rose
horse?
>>26929665
neigh
>>26929615
The thing about it is that Dash is already better than the Wonderbolt and in numerous occasions, too. There IS no point to them.
Pony says that you should help her achieve climax via oral sex before you finish off inside her. That's what a proper gentleman would do.
>>26929665
i wish she was my horse president
>>26929660
>>26929686
Trash.
>>26929665
horse
>>26929670
oh sorry, my bad
other horse?
>>26929665
I want to take that horse's dress off.
With my teeth
>>26929703
whinny
New filly appear
Why does it matter that Celestia and Luna weren't born alicorns? I don't think the show has stated otherwise, and I'm pretty sure that princess journal book confirmed it way before the episode.Flurry Heart still should not have been an alicorn though.
>>26929732
AKR already make enought damage control to solve that
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2016/03/amy-keating-rogers-explains-her-ideas.html
>>26929708
is
is that a yes?
because I'll feel silly if that wasn't a yes
>>26929732
>Why does it matter that Celestia and Luna weren't born alicorns?
It'd be interesting if they weren't, because it'd mean they had to do something REALLY COOL to earn their status, and I'd want to know what that REALLY COOL thing is. If they were born alicorns though, I wouldn't be mad.
Pony is dropping out of college to be more like you
>>26929737
>posting dick in dicks: the general
>>26929722
I hate how productive Pencils is, makes me super envious. Though he does make some really nice stuff.
Did you remember to rumble your Rumble today?
>>26929799
>having your teacher give you a random spell that fucked up your entire life
>having to fix this spell without any guidance/help from anyone except Spike
>REALLY COOL
>>26929822
Instead, he is wasting his time on ponies.
>>26929722
What a spoiled brat
>>26929822
It's impressive how fast he is churning these out. Judging by his stream he isn't even super fast when it comes to drawing, instead he seems to spend pretty much every free minute he has on making this comic.
>>26929822
Yeah, his art is really nice, I just wish he didn't use it for a generic harem comic with ponies
>>26929822
He waste his life in that comic, don't worry and don't waste all your life(only 30%) with ponies
This pony would waste ammo cocking her shotgun because it sounds/looks cool
>>26929845
>>26929878
utilitarian much?
>>26929732
Twilight Sparkle will be no longer an alicorn in the future.
>>26929887
who is Rainbow Dash?
>>26929771
Her explanation reads pretty much like the one other people came up with.
It's kind of sad that she apparently completely left pone behind though, considering that she hasn't watched the episode.
>>26929732
It was mostly doomsayers doing what they always do. I doubt many of them considered the books and/or comics to be canon before this, but now that they got an opportunity to be mad about something they changed their mind.
Unless the show ever explores their background it doesn't matter anyway. Regardless of if they were born as alicorns or not, they spend most of their lives that way. If they weren't born as alicorns they probably don't even remember what it was like to be a unicorn/pegasus anymore.
>>26929703
is horse here to see me
>>26929845
>>26929848
>>26929860
>>26929878
Well I mean... What should he be wasting his time with then? If it makes him happy and entertains him then I wouldn't really call it a waste. I do agree that maybe it's not a bad idea to try other things, but in the end how expends his time shouldn't really matter to anyone else.
I myself draw ponies alot anymore and it seems silly to me to call it a waste of time. It's no more objectively wasteful than anything else.
>>26929915
shut up.
>>26929803
Is she going to take up chainsmoking, too.
>>26929737
THAT DICK IS THICK
>>26929843
yeah but there's NOTHING cool about Twilight
>>26929822
I kinda wish I could devote myself to one project. But last time I tried that, it was murder. I'm probably best off sticking to stupid things like this.Although I should probably study and practice more.
>>26929927
no, horse works here
are you here to see horse?
>>26929944
AYY SPIKE
>>26929803
but I graduated from college
she doesn't want to be even MORE pathetic than me, does she?
>>26929933
>What should he be wasting his time with then?
I didn't mean to imply that he is "wasting" his time with it. I was more admiring his discipline, that he manages to update it almost daily even though it takes him considerable time to draw it.
>>26929933
I mean, obviously it's his perogative to do what he wants, I just think generic harem stuff is super boring
It's like being super skilled at realistic paintings and then just painting flowers or something
>>26929944
She should replace those glasses.
How does she even manage to not look sexier with glasses?
>>26929944
>yeah but there's NOTHING cool about Twilight
You're walking on thin ice, goat.
>>26929944
>yeah but there's NOTHING cool about Twilight
FUCK YOU SHE'S MY WAIFU
>>26929972
Fucking this, that guy is a huge waste of potential.
>>26929974
????
>>26929979
>>26929985~
>>26929998
>beady filly eyes
aaaaaaa
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Now, you get to go to Equestria...
But you're an immortal ghost! You can become visible whenever you like, possess ponies with weak mental willpower, and do all of the normal ghostie stuff you'd expect, like go through walls, etc. However, if you are banished by an exorcist, it's game over.
Will you accept this new life and live amongst the ponies as a poltergeist?
>>26929998
She's so cute.
Someone should take her to a book museum or wherever nerds go
>>26930020
Can I touch the pony's butt as a ghost?
>>26930039
Yes, if you become visible for a moment. But you might spook the pony!
>>26929944
I wish I could develop the discipline to do those things like anatomy studies and color studying and junk like that, but when I try my brain just like shuts off. It's like homework all over again. Homework i'm more interested in, but still homework. And I fucking hated homework. I barely passed some of my subjects cause that's how much I couldn't be bothered to give a fuck about them.
>>26929958
I see. I admire his discipline too.
>>26929972
I don't like the whole harem thing either, but for what it's worth I think he's being doing an ok job with it storywise.
Well that's the thing about what interests us though, the heart wants what it wants and there is no point in trying to force it to do something you're objectively better at, especially when it's just a hobby. Besides, i'd think he does a lot of drawing that we don't see if he's this good.
Even if it's with good intentions it'd be annoying if someone walked up to you and said, eh you're ok at this thing, but you're wasting your time with it, do this instead! You shouldn't be surprised when they give you a puzzled look and just shrug off your advice.
>>26930020
Well, I only need to tell them that I don't mean ill but just want to make some frens to prevent them from banishing me.
Afterwards I have all of eternity to figure out how I can turn into a proper pone, in a world full of magic that should be alright.
I found Sunset.
>>26930133
I wonder if she would still be attracted to horses in human world. Twilight seemed interested in anything with a penis, so...?
I am ready to do the sex!
>>26930164
Are you be attracted to non-sapient apes?
>>26930182
You really have to ask at this point?
>>26930170
>>26930182
kinda
>>26929615
Well I assume it will be a nickname made up by the press or the Wonderbolt fans.
Surprisingly it's a pretty popular idea. Of course there are many fics about her beginnings in the Wonderbolts and it's either about her becoming a new sensation (young, pretty etc.) or about hardcore fans not trusting her or believing she got the job through conections or something.
Nothing we haven't seen. You'd think she's got depression se suffers so much.
>>26929935
You shut up, faggot! Hasbro is going down and they're idiots!
>>26930170
Almost, Sweetie! But you're still missing just one thing :10 more years of age
pony hurried love
>>26930287
okay done
>>26930364
SWEETIE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>26930254
that's lewd
>>26930182
I mean yeah, but I'm assuming sunset would be a fairly normal and well balanced person.
>>26930364
I'm getting Twilight. I NEED AN ADULT
>>26930364
Now we're ready. Lemme strap on my sex pillows and wizard hat. We're going to have the most... sex ever.
>>26930406
She IS an adult now, isn't it great?
>>26930403
She's trash
I'm tired. I want to hold this mare and fall asleep.
>>26930522
I am that mare. You may hold me, but I need to work on a novel I'm writing so I might take off after you go to sleep.
>>26929906
You say that as if it's a bad thing
>"..Hmmm.."
>"Yep..thesh are definitely not grapesh."
>>26930650
Ponies should snack more. They eat stuff cutely.
Has the Imperial Guard perfected the Shoulder-Mounted Pony Launcher yet?
Why we ded?
>>26930018
the horror
>>26930662
No anon,you are the dead
i'm skipping hanging out with friends to watch pony rn
Pony told me about how your country doesn't have trains that go 300mph like the ones in China, and how your airports are basically 3rd world
>>26930764
We're also free to fap to cartoon porn
>>26929000
Mortifying nickname huh?rainbow crashsmashbashwashclashtrips be checked
>>26930767
PENIIIIIS LMAOOOOOOOO
>>26930767
post something different
>>26930752
is it good pony
>>26930840
I just finished Owl's Well that Ends Well and about to start Spike At Your Service
>>26930866
nice
>>26930852
>Scruffy has a loose butthole
You got something against loose bootys?
http://pony.sex/lewd.webm
>>26930778
Pony scoffed at your dumb freedom
>>26930887
what this song called?
>>26930945
boku no touch you
>>26930695
HOE
>>26930962
I will fight you
>>26930945
salty milk and touching you
Gloomy is being gloomy again
>>26930866
>Owl's Well that Ends Well
aka Spike Literally Did Nothing Wrong: The Episode
>>26931020
I want to fuck that loli. I bet she isn't wearing any panties
>>26931020
Yes
YES
>>26931020
Boron, I know it's your thing, butwhy is Marker a titty monster. You've ballooned them from how you drew her the last time.
>>26931020
TRASH
IT'S RASH
>>26931020
I take it her breast balloon to z cup during hiatus?
>>26931020
I'm not ok with how much I like this.
>>26931020
i really like this gloomy
really really
>>26931020
>>26931020
I SHOULDN'T
>>26931020
>Gloomy is being gloomy again
Sleeping the day away?
>>26931108
It's okay anon, we're allowed to like MSOB's artwork once in a while.
>>26931020
WHOA
JEEZ GLOOMY THAT SHIT'S LEWD
>>26931120
SHE'S GONNA BE LATE
>>26931020
She's lost so much mass
If only there was a way to add some back
Look at this adorable jizz whiz
>>26931108
>>26931134
If the series ended, what would happen to her?
>>26931128
Making ponies unf to unusual things would be such a great hobby
>>26931120
You know it senpai.
>>26931108
post the IPs. Make it interesting
>>26931020
I like human fillies
>>26931142
and the better version
>>26931020
Pony is not for your shitty fetishes
>>26931146
Complete Gloomy Saturation
>>26931020
Loli AND not pony related.
>>26931186
You quote the wrong person
>>26929979
>>26931194
You're missing >>26929205 >>26929250 and >>26929370
>>26931141
I like it, but I do wonder why he still has that facial hair at that age. But you can chalk it up to artistic liberties.
Poniesare totally for your shitty fetishes.
>>26931186
my fetish is cuddling with cute ponies for the sole purpose of recreation
Anyone have those chat logs with MSOB chased artists out of art chat?
>>26931224
>bitch about MSOB because fetish
>love GT because fetish
Make up your mind, anon
>>26931222
>>26931223
I want to that featureless crotch.
While Lyra watches
Filly really hates everyone and everything and doesn't want to be around anymore.
>>26931242
someone needs a scratch behind the ears
>>26931233
Stop being an idiot.
>>26931242
You're just saying that because you didn't get a filly treat last night, filly.
>>26931263
why didn't she?
>>26931263
I have called the filly police.
>>26931242
I still like filly.
If she wants to talk or have a bite of shitty toaster food I'll be here.
How much you wanna bet most of the "Explore Equestria" episodes will be of places we've already seen?
Filly really loves everyone and everything and wants to be around you evermore
>>26931295
>>26931242
Filly is bipolar and needs to go on fillymeds.
>>26931295
I want to pump this filly with semen so bad you won't believe it.
>>26931291
there are a couple of places that would be fun to visit again, if only to find out what their deal actually is
Filly has no strong feelings about anyone or anything.
>>26931316
Are fillymeds just filly treats with a sprinkling of salt?
>>26931322
>>26929562
I love that pony
Filly threaten to call the police on you for rape if you don't give her 100 bits
>LK drew pony
OH MY GOOOOOOOOD
>>26931331
yeah but they still have a filly placebo effect
>>26931340
Rape filly so that you don't go to jail for a crime you didn't commit.
>>26931353
Then give her 100 bits.
>>26931291
I'm sure there's a good reason Hasbro updated the map to include a bunch of extra locations.
>>26931346
Neat
>>26931346
I WANT TO KNEAD THAT BELLY
>>26931340
give her 100 of those chocolate coins in gold foil
>>26931346
OH YEAH, he drew this too.
>>26931368
HOLY SHITTING FUCK
>>26931368
NEAT
>>26931360
>Twilights big-ass castle sticking out of Ponyville
oh man that thing's fugly looking.
>>26931360
What does the updated map look like?
https://derpiboo.ru/1120696
>>26931368
I LIKE THING
>>26931368
hnnnnnnnnnng
>>26931368
Did that guy pay him?
>>26931379
>Soon there will be Crystal spires in every town in Equestria
The Crystal Empire is masterminding a takeover and I love it.
>>26931414
yeah I did - he was open for commissions like three months ago so I snagged the opportunity to make him draw a comfy horse.
>>26931389
lolwut
>>26931421
I wasn't going to masturbate today
>>26931389
If somebody erased all 3D pony art from existence the world would be a much better place.
>>26931439
aaaand you still aren't, right?
>>26931295
Nope she don't.
She only want my money to buy more filly power ups and my EXP to become the most powerful filly in equestria
thick Thick THIIIICK
>>26931488
Fluttershy I thought I told you to stop eating whole sticks of butter
>>26931476
No I'm gonna.
The ponies won't stop listening to vaporwave.
>>26931496