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>>27861482
Because she has
>hooves

>>27861482
I want to have hot passionate sex with Pinkie Pie.

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>>27861482
Because she is not real

>>27861499
Join the queue, faggot

>>27861514
Fuck you i'm first.

>>27861482
Who is she fucking?

>>27861592
Me.

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>>27861597
I know right?

>>>/trash/

>>27861597
No me.

>>27861482
She is only perfect if you can fuck her in the ass.

>>27861775
>not wanting have babby with her

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>>27861788
>wanting to have children

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>>27861482
Stinky pink girl armpits.

>>27861818
But it's Pinkie's or your kid. YOU COULD START A FAMILTY WITH PINKIE PIE!

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>>27861834
Too many responsibilities and too big a monetary drain, not to mention annoying af.
And worst of all, you'll have to share your waifu's love with some little shit you can never compete with.

No thanks f@m.

>>27861830
Would rather have sweaty pits then a crusty cunt.

>>27861482
She's so hot

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>>27861818
>Not wanting to missionary for the sole purpose of recreation with your waifu
>Not wanting a family and then grow old with her.

>>27861482
Because you aren't a part of her life.

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>>27861492
I love ponk

>>27865737
Sauce?

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>>27865833
derpibooru.org/816658

>>27861492
>every so often the two Pinkies just switch places to see how the other side lives
>EQG Pank in amazement at all the common magic, and regular Pank going all gaga at simple stuff like cars

>>27861482
Because unlike Applejack, she doesn't flex her muscles, she'd rather chuckle.

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Post more EQG ponk

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>>27861983
T H I C C

>>27866167
>And here we observe the Donkus sirenius, feasting in its natural habitat

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>>27866137