>Takes one slice of pie
>no cream
>watches her weight
>fit as fuck
>luxurious and gorgeous hair
>humble and nice personality
>Doesn't give you the bill but doesn't say anything about it. She is testing you and not demanding right away
Why would you NOT date Applejack?
>>27835137
I don't want to listen her talking about farming for 2 hours
>>27835137
>inbreeds
>>27835137
She's not my waifu
>>27835158
>not hushing her up and fucking her
Applejack is for breeding
>>27835137
But I would. I'm an applefag.
>>27835137
>racist
>low iq
>republican
>man voice
>only talks about apples
It wouldn't work
>>27835196
>mexican detected
BUILD THE WALL
>>27835158
>he's never had a riveting conversation about tractors before
It's like cars, but with bigger tyres and evil looking contraptions bolted onto the back.
>>27835137
Man these repeat threads are tiring
>>27835200
Nope, all white
>>27835205
>you will never help Applejack build her supercharged E85 drag tractor
>>27835196
>being this much of a numale
>>>/po/nychan
>>27835137
>Smells like sweat and farm manure all the time
>That hat smells even worse
>Confused by fancy mathematics
>Horrid, nails on chalkboard accent
Applul Horse needs to stay on the farm where she belongs.
>>27835226
What did he mean by this?
>>27835209
>"Muh sister's speaking in fanceh!"
It's called French, you bumpkin
>>27835239
>Not wanting a adorable work horse as waifu
>Not wanting to listen to her beautiful voice
>>27835277
She sounds like a boy hitting puberty
>>27835220
Superchargers are dying out. The turbocharger manufacturers are getting their costs down so low in comparison to superchargers. Especially if you consider the new possibility of ball bearing turbo, the performance/cost is much better. Though I do love the level of design that goes into the design of supercharger rotors like in Eaton's TVS series.
>>27835299
That's dash, faggot
>>27835344
You can say that about both of them
>>27835240
He means you have to go back
>>27835320
While I agree, I think the old school muscle vibe of a supercharger fits AJ better than tarbos
>>27835170
Shes not muslim
>>27835137
She would ask too many embarrassing questions. Like, what do I do for a living, why are you living with your mother, and "what are bathrooms and why do you need to find one"
>>27835356
How can I go back to a place I've never been?
>>27835363
True enough, a supercharger mod does look better on an engine
>>27835196
You have to go back
>>27835383
To the future?
>>27835277
>beautiful voice
Yeah, you can keep that hick shit.
Learn to speak properly or keep your filthy redneck pie-hole shut.
I don't hate Applepone, just her voice.
>>27835404
You hate she has a hole instead of a pole
>>27835404
I'd be ok with it if she didn't sound like she sounded like a kid who dropped his balls
>>27835137
Becauseshe's not real.
>>27835365
>Southern
Even worse
>>27835137
>Why would you NOT date Applejack?
no horn, no wings, and I hear her accent every day. Her voice would remind me of the fact I'd never get back to Earth. I'm not Alicorn exclusive, but I'm not about to date a mud pony.
H I P S
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>>27835137
No thanks, I want a pure waifu.
>>27835137
I couldn't stand all day every day talking about apples, anon. Even though I probably could eat apples every day.
>>27835137
You left out
>wears her hat indoors.
no thanks anon, I don't date heathens.
>>27835137
>canonically stupid
>sub-pony redneck
>hooves probably covered in the hoof equivalent of calluses
>her favorite food is red apples, literally the worst kind of apple
>literal background pony
>probably never even washes her "luxorious and gorgeous" hair
I'd rather not.
>>27836211
>implying
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/hay-festival/8544359/Hay-Festival-2011-Professor-risks-political-storm-over-Muslim-inbreeding.html
>>27835372
By actually not lying and going back
>>27835394
To your mother's cunt
>>27835137
>>27835188
>>27835192
>>27835200
>>27835239
>>27835277
>>27836290
samefag
Amazing how one person can talk so much about one background redneck pony.
>>27835205
You ever drive one of those really old ones with no safety features?
They're pretty scary to drive but also fun. My grandpa owns an ancient Farmall that we still use to mow fields with a tow behind mower to this day.
>>27835404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU3zOVsCS7A
Listen to this if you don't think AJ's voice can be beautiful.
>>27836703
Whats really amazing is some anon talking about a background redneck pony upsets you.
Really makes you think
>>27836723
No, actually not.
It's pretty obvious nobody likes you, southfags.
Now go build your fucking wall or something.
>all this pleb taste itt
>>27836737
Your salty post suggest otherwise
Why would this be?
>>27836662
>uk
Kek, fuck off with that shit.
>>27836804
Not an argument
>>27836703
>Implying there's only one Applefag on /mlp/
>>27836815
Tell that to the other generations in the good ol' United States.
>>27836737
Yet, here you are...in an Applejack thread
Complaining about Applejack and rednecks.
>going to a thread you hate
>just to tell everyone you hate it
>then get upset when someone points this out
>autism
wew
>>27836839
The ones that killed off and stole the native Americans land and refused to hire the Irish?
>>27835170
>>27835196
>>27835239
>>27835404
>>27836535
>>27836703
>>27836723
>>27836737
Found the faggots who don't know jack shit about the south
>>27836881
found someone who thinks they know jack shit about the south
>>27836930
Prove it
>>27836876
Yup. Plus, who cares about them? Those redskins and drunk bastards aren't worth anything.
>>27836945
Dont forget enslaving the Africans and stealing more land from Mexico
>>27836980
>crying muh slavery
where the fuck do you think you are?
>>27837060
>doesn't care about stealing native American and Mexican land
>doesn't care about not hiring the Irish
>gets offended when slavery gets brought up
lel
>>27837109
Not the same Anon. Fuck the Indians, fuck the Mexicans, and fuck the Irish too.
>>27837130
>getting this upset
lol
Why are AJ threads the only pony threads to get raided by salty worse waifu cucks?
>>27836881
I lived in the deep South for 10 years. I know more than I ever want to know about the South.
Applejack is a high tier pony. She has great synergy with pretty much all the rest of the Mane 6 and lots of side characters as well.
Would date / 10.
>>27837221
t. guy who's never been to a Rarity thread
>>27835220
how can that shit even steer?
>>27835220
>stance faggots
>>27837130
I couldn't help but notice you didn't say "fuck the Africans"
Suspicious
>>27837563
The Africans are quite capable of fucking themselves without outside intervention.
>>27835137
Because she's a totally one demensional character that has no goals and nothing to progress towards. She's exactly the same as she was in season 1 and that makes her boring.
>>27838884
>>27836766
DELET THIS.
>>27835137
>Takes one slice of pie
>>Not getting oats & peanuts
That fat bitch! Does she wanna lose her gains?
>no cream
What's the fucking point then? DAIRY HELPS YOU GET MORE FUCKING GAINS IT'S FUCKING MARCO WORST HORSE!! CONFIRMED!!!
>watches her weight
>>Not trying to gain weight but keep low body fat ratio
I bet this bitch doesn't even deadlift.
>fit as fuck
NIGGA PLEASE
SHE STILL DOININ ONE PL8 NIGGA 1 PL8
COME ONE APPLE PONE! You work on a farm where's your gains nigga?
>luxurious and gorgeous hair
More like long and in the way
>>Not having it in a bun
>>Not having a pixie cut
She gonna snag on a smith machine watch! I bet she doesn't even lift.
>humble and nice personality
FUCK THAT! GOTTA ACT BIG TO BE BIG GET WITH IT BETA KEK!
>Doesn't give you the bill but doesn't say anything about it. She is testing you and not demanding right away
Bitch I barely sat down, what makes you already wanna leave?
WORST WAIFU CONFIRMED!!!!
@27840001
No you for you, pleb. Keep having shit taste
>>27836766
>Ben Garrison
heh. I knew it. That turbo-autist needs to fuck off.
>>27838884
That is one country out of 51, Zimbabwe doesn't represent Africa as a whole.
You ever heard of Botswanna? How about Kenya?Kenya is building a wall
>>27836703
why are you here if you hate applepone?
![7789aa98c276e0acd015955d0a857954[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Zn7zOyQ.jpg "7789aa98c276e0acd015955d0a857954[1].jpg")
>>27835137
Because she's a pony, and I'm a human.
I prefer human females.
>>27835137
Yeah, continue trying to justify having a shit waifu
>>27841462
obviously to dispel the lies that are being perpetuated in this thread
>>27835196
>racist
>low iq
>republican
where when how what why
how did you come to these conclusions
none of these are EVER implied in mlp
>>27835137
She would probably be boring.
>>27841545
>3DPD
You're done here.
