I just want to fly, I'm doing everything I can. Please guys, help me out.

>>27816337
I can throw you over a mountain if it would help.

I can help. You lay over my arm, and I'll run with you, see if you can get a running start.

>>27816337
no

>>27816337
I want Nyx to help Scootaloo fly.

>>27816337
>I just want to fly
You have to listen to Sugar Ray.

Remember them?

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>>27816337
Just keep doing that, and maybe you will.

>>27816337
Sure, twerp, just keep still with your rump hoisted while I take a run up...

Sorry dear. Your mother is an earth pony. Solid bones. Pegasi are supposed to have hollow bones.

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>>27816337
Sure.

>I'm doing everything I can.
>She's doing just 1 pathetic attempt every single time.
God I hate episodes similar to Flight to the Finish.

>>27818270
>implying its physically possible for them to fly even with hollow bones
Pegasi magic, dude

>I asked for help on 4chan
FTFY.

You obviously didn't try anything in order to learn how to fly, you lazy incompetent piece of chicken shit.

How can this retarded fandom keep watching this disgusting toy commercial? It's the most boring pile of drivel I've seen, worse than the PPG reboot.

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>>27816337
Here