Homo horse hangout- /hhh/ #17
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Lets kick this off
>>27804300
Sweet, dubs in the op
Kickin it off with some dubs, I see
>>27804300
I get the feeling this is a lucky thread
No dubs please, kicking it off here:
Who would be the most likely canon pairing of stallions? I'd say Braeburn and Big Mac.
>>27804456
>cousins
lewd
>>27804461
Good lewd tho
>>27804456
Trenderhoof and Big Mac.
>>27804456
Could also be two of the wonderbolts.
Soarin and Rapidfire perhaps? It would be more likely, though they haven't shown any interest yet. Maybe there's someshenanigansthat go on outside of the show...
>>27804456
Shining and spike
>>27804842
FUCK UP, NIGGER
>>27804842
Go back to your trixie genral or whatever
>>27805051
On a scale from one to ten, how gay are you /hhh/?
>>27805410
5, I'm a filthy bisexual.
>>27805444
Checked
>>27805410
when the drummer starts nerf gun goes bang,
bang bang bang bang, nerf gun'll leave you slain
>>27805595
Horsewofe is underrated
>>27805789
Wige*
Goddamnit
>>27806110
Wife*
Kill me now
>>27804842
fuck off, cancerman
>>27805410
3/10 on most days, up to 8/10 on others
>>27806734
>>27806830
anybody got plans for the 4th?
IT'S AMERICA DAY!
>>27806869
indeed it is, friend.
>>27806882
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
IT'S AMERICA DAY!
TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY YEARS OF GREATNESS!
>>27806903
FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA
>>27806928
postan rare horsebandos
>>27806936
>>27806957
i gotta go to bed everyone, goodnight.
see you all tomorow, om hoping someone will bump overnight.
spent alot of today saving new photos, so ill keep posting those tomorow.
>>27806987
USA USA USA!
>>27806987
USA USA USA!
I feel like drawing something. Any requests?Perhaps humanized homo?
>>27807493
AMARICA HOMO
>>27807493
Applejack teaching Elusive to shoot.
>>27807493
Lewd of Big Macintosh
>>27807493
>>27807621
And if you don't want to do lewd, then just something of Big Macintosh being adorable would be fantastic. I can't get enough of that qt stallion right now.
>>27805474
this. really dont care what sex a person is as long as theyre fun to be with.
>>27807739
full image plese?
>>27807493
Humanized Braeburn treating Anonpone like a pet
>>27804300
Can you give me a new discord link?
>>27807493
Humanized candy horse, pls
>>27808189
yeah sorry about that I've been away recently so I haven't been able to make a thread and put it in the OP
here you go: https://discordapp.com/invite/0sosliwN24elVMG9
>>27807573
New one? I didint see this on your page,
If so, looks good
>>27808299
Hey, thanks man
Morning yall
>>27809094
>>27809251
are you a top, bottom, or vers, /hhh/?
>>27809362
There was a poll about that a few threads ago - http://www.strawpoll.me/10581193/r
There was no vers option though...I'm totally a bottom fag.
>>27809448
>more bottoms than tops
as it should be.
>>27809478
>tfw no power bottom bf
>>27809530
tfw no verse boyfriend to do whatever whenever
>>27809559
>>27809714
>>27809714
Would have gone to Pulse with.
Is it wrong that I find the 63'd stallions hotter than the regular ones?
>>27810061
nope.
the mares in show are usually more developed characters it seems anyway
have a wallpaper
>>27810081
>>27810421
>>27810684
>>27810800
>this pony looks at you
what do
>>27810832
Ask him to make a balloon animal.
Next anon decides what the animal is
>>27811059
my rock hardboulder
>>27811153
CARLOS
time for some more wallpapers
>>27811310
>>27811328
>>27811643
>>27811808
>>27812010
>>27812010
Cute.
>>27812319
>>27812585
>>27812882
>>27812585
>>27812319
>>27811310
>mfw trying to summon writefag
>>27812996
how did u find me out
>>27812996
I'll do something short if you want me to...
>>27813411
please do
What's going on in this thread?
>>27813411
yes please.
>So you're the new practitioner here huh? Your name is Anon, eh?How did you get into sports medicine?
Thunderlane looked at the young trainee quizzically, as he was unable to process one new face in the Wonderbolts' training grounds, much less two.
>I, uh...didn't think I was fit to be a doctor at the local facilities. I'm a pretty active guy, so being cooped up indoors all day would make me antsy.
Anon shifted around slightly as his eyes wandered, still uncomfortable outside of college.
>Well then...I hope we can get along! I get a bit antsy myself if I'm out of the elements for too long. See ya around.
As the aqua-maned pegasus flew off, Anon caught sight of an odd bulge from inside Thunderlane's Wonderbolts' uniform, a peculiar shape from inside the thin rubber...
>oh
You think of the thing that lies beyond the rubber capsule and feel yourself blushing a bit
>"nonono, ahh...not the time to think about that. You have patients, remember?" you thought to yourself.
After giving routine muscle massages and a few ice wraps, it was around 7:00 PM(sunset) and it was about time to throw in the towel. Most of the athletes had gone back to their bunks for the night.
As you packed up your materials and were about to crash on the couch, you heard a tap on the window of your door.
You peeked out, slightly groggy, to see Thunderlane staring back, giving a slight wave and a half-goofy, half-nervous smile. You decide to unlock the door to see what's up.2/2 coming in around 30 minutes :)
>>27813656
nothing you need to be concerned about, raghead.
>>27813679
sweet, thanks m8
>>27813679
get hype
>>27813679
whoop whooop
thanks writefirend.
>>27813656
>tfw will never shoot a mudslime when he tries to allahusnackbar my local area.
>tfw allah will never guide his bullets
I'd probably lose my rights for racism though.
>>27813679
Will there be awkward frottage between two qts now?
I lost the second half...highlighting to copy is so dangerous on my phone because if you accidentally delete something, it can't be undone
I'm so sorry.
You know what? I'm going to rewrite it. Give me another 30 minutes. I'm too proud to just give up on it
>>27813990
its okay m8.
will you re-write it?
2/3
>Hey, anon...sorry to bother you so late, but can you do one more therapy session? I've been doing a longer training routine lately because I don't have as much strength I did a few months ago...but my thighs are killing me. I would've gotten another pony to help me stretch them out, but they all go to the bunks early.
>True...if you went to bed after a workout like that without stretching, your thighs would be incapacitated for around 3 days after...alright, I'll help you out.
>Really? Thanks so much anon, you're a lifesaver.
>I've already packed up all the mats and stuff for the day, so we'll have to complete the therapy on that couch over there. Just lie down there on your stomach and we'll start.
>Fine by me.
Thunderlane plopped down on the sofa and stretched out a bit.
>Also, I'll need to remove your shorts to get the best feel for where the knots are in your thighs.
>Gotcha.
He takes off his shorts and lies face-down on the sofa.
>Alright, let's begin. Try to relax your legs.
I begin with a massage of the general area around the thighs, before isolating the knots and targeting them. As I work the knots out, Thunderlane lets out a few "ahh"s.
>Alright, now we'll need to tend to the front parts of your thighs. I'll need you to turn onto your back for that.
Thunderlane swivels onto his back, when his large member flops onto his stomach.
I pretend to not notice as I tend to his thighs...but the circumstances gradually become too much for me. Thunderlane exposed in this submissive position, relaxed, eyes closed, hooves folded behind his head...I couldn't resist making a move. As I continue to massage, I gradually move closer to his member. Thunderlane pretends to ignore it but he begins to squirm and blush as his member grows harder. Finally, my hooves are almost completely on his cock, which is now fully hard.
>>27814167
I lift his cock upward above his belly and purse my lips as I come down onto it, wrapping around the tip. His eyes are still shut, but he blushes even harder. I continue to slide down his shaft, until I finally reach the base, and he exhales loudly as his back legs shift around. I begin to pull up, revealing his throbbing member covered with warm saliva. I then push down again, this time faster while grabbing his waist for support, and again, and again. After a few minutes, he gives a look signifying that he can't take it anymore.
>Oh celestia...I'm going to bust! AGH!!"
Thunderlane finally releases, flooding my mouth as he shifts his hips upward. He falls back, breathing heavily.
>Wow...thanks for this. I had more tension built up than I thought I had...
>It's no problem...you can come by any time, I'm always happy to help a guy like you...
end
I may have missed some parts, because I'm tired and it's always a pain to rewrite. I hope you enjoy, though!
>>27814167
>>27814236
you are a hero.
thank you so much for redoing that man.
>>27814255
it was good, thanks writefriend.
>>27814236
l-lewd
>>27814342
night everyone, see you all tomorow.
>>27813679
>>27814167
>>27814236
Thanks writefriend. Incredibly hot green right there.
>tfw you'll never blow Thunderlane
>>27813894
Just use a flame thrower
>Lookin' for somethin' partner?
I'm trying to finish drawing this Breaburn, but am having trouble with the hoof holding the gun.
r8, h8, critique, etc.
>>27814805
>it's effectivly illegal to defend yourself with a gun
>A flame thrower is better
Though that is what they deserve.
>>27814236
>mfw "Oh Celestia... I'm going to bust! AGH!!"
holy fuck is he ok or what
>>27807621
>>27807694
In all honestly, I wouldn't have asked for requests here if I didn't wanna draw some hot, juicysubway sandwiches.http://imgur.com/Z3cT5OP
>>27815429
U-Unf
Fucking great picture. Big Mac is such a cute little fucker.
>>27815429>http://imgur.com/Z3cT5OP
Oh man I love me somefootlongs.
>>27814900
Somewhere there is that picture of a pony golding a musket, ima try and find it fir reference
>>27816771
Fuckin unf
>>27814900
>tfw Floridian castle doctrine and stand your ground laws
>tfw can fucking kill someone if they enter my home
>tfw am allowed to fire warning shot at niggers
>>27815154
He's okay, just couldn't handle the INTENSITY
Despite having the most well-toned muscles and athletic body in the Wonderbolts, his mind is easily broken.
>>27817999
>>27817608
That picture doesn't free enough.
So I look the Liberty to fix it for you
>>27818353
thanks friend, but us revbolution coats were red, white and blue
what you made is a french uniform
Question for you fags.
Is it possible for a "fuccboi" type of character to be the dom in a situation?for the sake of context, let's pretend we're talking about pnp characters
>>27818453
femmy tops are hot as fuck desu
>>27819333
>that strange feeling you get when you wake up in a foreign place
>that nice feeling when you realise it's Big Mac's
>>27817608
Thanks friend.
But I kinda want him holding the gun by the barrel or the action.
Like a human standing up, with the guns butt on the ground and holding it around the barrel.
Like this >female
Also someone drew this in the drawing thread when I said that since the loading gate of a 1894 is stiff and needs a firm finger to push in, breaburn would have to use his dick: http://i.imgur.com/nkRkk6k.jpg
>>27819870
>sexy dick gun loading
would make a good porn
>>27819870
>those demon eyes
Anybody got a new link to the Discord?
>>27820386
i gotchu senpai https://discord.gg/uFQk3
>>27820444
>>27820524
What is up with those weird af lightning bolt eyebrows
>>27820785
its a thing for blitz i guess
>>27821496
why is Mac pouting?
>>27821702
becuasee caramel had a headache
Writefag here. Bruised my leg at work. Gonna take a break from writing for about three weeks because of injuries.
>>27822342
is this gonna be a meme now?
>>27822383
>>27822605
Goodnight everyone
>>27822383
What do you think?
>>27822342
Writefag here
I fucking died for about ten minutes today and suffered more brain damage than any human should be able to and still live
I should be braindead right now
I'm gonna take a couple hours off of writing for a few years
>>27822892
Yes?
>>27822989
Yes
>>27822949
Eh dont think thatll work. It has to be something that for no reason should effect the ability to write.
Such as: writefag here, have to put off writing for about two weeks. I got my hair cut. Gotta rest while my hair grows back a little.
page 10 bamp
>>27824041
Have another
>>27824882
Morning.
Havr a photo with your bump
>>27824979
>>27825122
>>27825122
dusk shine is a cute
>>27823192
Kek
>>27825483
Complete qt3.14
>>27825662
absolute unf
>>27825694
>>27826168
>>27826741
>>27827176
>>27827552
>>27827791
>bolt eyebrows
nigga das lame af
>>27827813
i didint draw it nigga
>>27814900
So no opinion on the drawing then?
>inb4 fishing for compliments.
>>27827866
Lift his tail up and put him in a pair of spandex boxer-briefs
>>27827866
its good
could use more butt
but it looks pretty similar to show art.
i like your eye work
>>27827885
this
>>27827866
i like it.
the hat looks really good
>>27827885
>>27827895
>Lift his tail up and put him in a pair of spandex boxer-briefs
I was originally gonna do that, but i didn't want him wearing anything.
I'll draw him later with the butt, too bad i don't have a tablet with a program so i could just edit this one and put a nice butt, and a set ofHEAVYballs.Like really heavy,like 32.2 pounds heavy.
Also i gotta fix the gun, the winchester 1894 has a loading gate on the right side, but i forgot to do it because i was working with a left hand picture. 2 rivets are in the wrong place too.
>i like your eye work
Thanks senpai. Some people in the draw thread sad i should change it, so i made them a bit bigger, though.
Here's what it looks like riech now.
>>27828035
>i like it.
>the hat looks really good
thanks fampai.
I-I like you too~
>>27828301
yeah the bigger eyes def look better.
your hair work is really good too.
you gonna color it?
>>27828301
you are welcome drawfirend.
y-you do?
>>27828326
>yeah the bigger eyes def look better.
>your hair work is really good too.
I changed both because i thought his features where too small for his head.He's a big guy.
>you gonna color it?
OF COURSE.
>>27828337
>y-you do?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF5QseEDob4
>>27828359
>baneposting this hard
impressive.
>>27804300
degenerate thread
>>27828382
yes yes we all know, now go back to your sunset genral.
>>27828373Are you disappointing in me?I bane posted in the Thunderlane story too.LITERALLY a song.
>>27828405
nope, its funny actually.
quality banepost is rare
LEWD INCOMING
>>27828835
>>27828835
>>27828835
Income faster, anon...can't wait much longer
>>27830006
that was the lewd
light lewd
>>27830075
>>27830075
where the fuck's the actual lewd
i demand refunds
>>27830483
AS COMPENSATION FOR LATE LEWD DELIVERY, YOU ARE RECEIVING TWO LEWD HORSES!
AT /HHH/ WE'RE NOT HARD! UNTIL YOU ARE!
>>27830483
all sales final
>>27830508
Who is this semen demon?
>>27830561
*one of the drawfags
>>27828506The whole Thunderlane dream scene is onebigbane post.
>>27830561
>>27830565
Oh. I don't go on the discord so
>>27830577
i didint even catch that, holy shit,
good show, man.
you win the meme trophy
>>27830581
you should, its pretty active still.
>>27830561
L U D I C R O U S S P E E Dhttp://i.imgur.com/3jszjQq.gifv
5 BOBS PER SECOND
>>27830599
that one made me kek.
also nice dubs
>>27830597
Invalid/expired.
>>27830767
https://discord.gg/eHXcR
i gotchu senpai
>>27831093
Good night everyone.
>>27830577
I read it
Wasn't impressed all that much as I caught on quickly that the whole thing was baneposta
>>27832394
>>27832220
>>27832176
2cyoot
>>27832220
Woah! I'm seeingHomestuckeverywhere!
does this horse have a name?
>>27832978
Sidekick doppelganger
>>27832394
was there a libra one?
>>27830561
Lmao thats the thing i made speed up
This thread is kinda gay
>>27833325
give this guy the observant award of the year
>>27833520
What a cute poner
10/10 would succ
>>27833325
no shit mate
>>27813656
what was his name again?
>>27834575
Mid work bump
>>27832978
Syd Barrett
>>27835496
Der bampu
>>27832978
popped corn.
Dear /hhh/,
If you had to choose a roommate in equestria, who would it be?
Love, Anonpic related
>>27836315
Berry all day every day
>>27836315
Big mac of course
>>27836315
Caramel.
Give me that sweet bottom boipussy.
>>27836315
Braeburn
I bet he's snuggly and a good power bottom
>>27836773
I always figured him for a vers
>>27836860
>brae
>not a complete butt slut that begs for cock.
>>27836315
Big Mac
I need a nice, powerful stallion like him
>>27836406
"I'm siiiiiinging in the rape. Just siiiiiinging in the rape!"
>>27837269
It's not rape if you want it, Anon
>>27837269
"Went through all that blood and pain, and now im happy agian!"
>>27837269
>"What a glorious feeling, I'm happy again!"
>>27837483
>mentally challenged
Whyboner.jpg
>>27837483
Marsminer is like Smudge Proof in the way that the things that they draw sometimes make me want to cry.
>>27837567
This. Those two are too fucked up even for me.
>>27837567
>>27837581
Same with Nips.
>>27837567
>>27837581
pussies, I love me some good ol rape.
someone wrote something in another general pertaining to the subject of yours, if you'd like some actual green.
>>27833710
>>27837865
>>27837938
>>27838010
>>27838112
>non gay anon
into the trash it goes
really though thanks for linking, was cute
>>27838605
>>27811310
>>27811328
>>27811643
>>27811808
These dimensions are so off
Where's the artist so I can yell at them about proper ratios?
>>27838605
>>27839382
on divenart
i don't remember who it was, check the filenames
>>27837722
Not like that
Don't take advantage of the mentally challenged
>>27833265
Can... Can I have the not sped up version?
>>27839392
Turns out the artist is fine, the poster here was just saving the sized-down preview images like a totaldummy.
Discord link is expired, can someone give me the hookup with a new one?
>>27841858
Sure anon, here you go:
https://discord.gg/y7D3X
>>27841997
Thanks friend
Is he better than twilight, /hhh/?
>>27843790
In every way yes.
>>27830561
>>27839445
MODDDDSSS
>>27843879
Dont ruin the thread for everyone
>>27843879
>MODSSSSSSSSSSS
Faggot.Whoa, chill there.
>>27843790
Without a doubt, yes.
>mfw gay guy at work calls me cute
>Guy is brown
>>27838112
Oh, i didn't know another /hhh/ fag goes to that general.
>>27845686
>>27846487
>>27846939
>>27846487
I want to be sandwiched in between these two stallions so badly.
>>27847363
cutest pone coming through
>>27847466
nice dubs.
also you and me both brother.
/hhh/ can you help me?
Anal stimulation does nothing for me, like nothing. Never had a partner to have stuff done with, but i have a prostate massager, that just seems to do nothing.
This is what i have: https://www.cupidboutique.com/dr-joel-5-function-vibrating-prostate-stimulator
Help.
>>27847678
you need to go deeper
find your colon and stimulate that shit.
jerk off while you are doing it too.
dont forget a good lube
>>27847686
>colon
why did i type that
i meant
>prostate
>>27847686
>>27847691
I don't think i can find it.
I've searched thoroughly, even found something that i thought was my prostate, but i don't feel what i'm supposed to feel.
Actually i don't think i really feel anything.Yes i am trying right now.
>>27847716
the tissue should get much softer, you stimulate that for a while.
basically get that vibrator nice and fuggin deep, like as much as you can.
also it could be you have been doing it too much and have become less sensitive as a result.
>>27847743
I know i haven't gotten sensitive cos i started 3 months ago.
But that tissue advice is useful. Thanks, anything else?>tfw no one to help me
>>27847768
lube well and get some hawt porn running.
gotta turn yourself on too
>>27847777
check'd
>>27847777
dayum
those are some lucky numbers
i better buy a couple of lottery tickets
>>27813693
>>27817536
>Male alicorn
>>27847804
>>27847804
whats your point
its r63
>>27847503
Always nice to see I'm not alone.
>>27847846
it would make a nice splitroast, knowhatimsayin?
>>27845686
>You will never share a tent with bubble berry in the Griffin wars.
>You will never cuddle together for warmth as artillery is hear in the distance.
>His plump rump will never push into your groin as he sighs softly.
>Your semi chub will never escape your underwear on accident and touch his marbles.
>You will never get harder and harder as he pushes harder into you, oblivious of your semi bones.
>You will never feel the tip of your rod prodding against his entrance.
>He will never impail himself onto your rod after a stray artillery shell rocks the earth.
Why live?
>>27847870
>You will never make Samsung pay for the atrocity known as auto correct.
>>27847870
oh god
now i need a wartime r63 green
>>27847870
dont stop
>>27847882
>>27847891
>tfw I want to write, but nogs are chimping out in Atlanta.
Soon.
>>27847909
thank you writefriend.
we will wait for you
>>27847926
Shit. Cant write for a while. My pencils broke and splintered when i tried to write. got a splinter. Dont know how long ill be out. 3 weeks at least proabably.
>>27847804
>lore that doesnt exist or hasnt been established
>>27848057
shit. cant write for a while, lost both my legs and when i tried to write i lost a hand, dont know how long ill be out, 2 days probably.
>>27848088
Nah man. 3 weeks
>>27847777
Yea, despite those numbers. It didn't work out for me.
It's ok, i didn't finish and will probably try again when i'm hornier tomorrow.Haven't jacked off for a week now.
>>27848183
mabye you just dont like anal
>>27848208Maybe.Or maybe i need a friend.
>>27848234
were u at nigga
>>27848234
I'd gladly succ you if you were near me. Perks of being horny and lonely.
>>27848057
>>27848088
>>27848103
Nah man, 2 years!
>>27847870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fNLEPrNi2A
>Be Anon, the poner boner.
>Better known as PFC Anon E. Mouse of 3rd battalion, Echo Company, 2nd platoon.
>When you came to this world around 4 months ago, you'd have never thought you would be drafted into a war.
>All that shitposting on /mlp/ and all the feels from back home remind you daily of how wrong those faggots were about this place.
>It wasn't sunshine and rainbows 24/7, it was just like the human world, only with ponies.
>You decided that you were going to do something for once.
>You joined the RG.
>Holy hell, was the banter great.
>Being as you couldn't do heavy lifting or flying, you just signed up for infantry.
>You passed boot camp with flying colors, graduated top of your class, and now on your way to 300 confirmed kills.
>Fast forward to now.
>Currently, HQ is trying to send resupply carriages/carts to your FOB, but the rain has bogged down most of the routes and has left your base on its own.
>Its night time, so most of your comrades are asleep.
>Except for you of course.
>Being on the front lines meant two things.
>1.Little to no sleep.
>2.You get to see fireworks every now and then.
>Whether it was an HE barrage or a chlorine shell, constant explosions littered the night and day.
>This combined with the constant vibrations kept you up most of the nights.
>At night, you were always on edge.
>Even now, your sitting in your A-frame tent with your pistol aimed at the entrance flap.
>Your ears focus on something.
>In between the intense vibrations and explosions in the distance, you can hear a noise.
>It sounds like...
>Hoof steps?
>Wet hoof steps to be exact.
>*Sclop,Sclop,Sclop*
>And they're getting closer!
>You grip your pistol tighter and start crawling to the front flap of your tent.
>In between the cracks, you can see pink.
>"U-Um, a-anon?"
>Bubble Berry?
"Bubble Berry?"
>>27848258
IT'S HAPPENING
>>27848258
fug year, it begins.
>>27848258
thank god for our writefriends.
this is gonna be gud
>>27848243
>>27848253
Nah, no point. I'm in Ontario, and all you guys live in a better country.
>tfw always idolized America above every other country
>tfw still do
>tfw it's going to shit
I've been trying to gather enough money to just move to the land of the free, but i've got no one there. But i guess that's what america is about, land of opportunity.
>captcha: Select pickup trucks
>>27848258
You're that guy in /bug/ right?
>>27848314
come marry me and move here senpai
>>27848314
>tfw you live in burgerland
>tfw you never feel like you matter or your voice is heard
>tfw everyone else acts superior to you and thinks you're somehow less than them
>tfw every day you feel hopeless because you know that America will never truly be beautiful
>tfw you know nothing will ever change
It's not as good as it sounds. Then again, this is coming from one of the most depressed people in the country.
>inb4 nigger
I'm white as snow too.
>>27848258
>>27848367
Wait for the race war that's about to happen.
>Soon, a familiar pink face pokes his head into your tent.
>His trademark swirls were damp with rain water, and most of his fur was matted down.
>Noticing that your still taking aim with your pistol, he gives you a scolding look.
>You sheepishly grin and lower it, putting it back in your holster.
"Holy shit. Next time your walking about like that, give me a warning please."
>"Yeah, sorry...Mind if I come in? Im kinda getting wet here."
"Y-you too-I mean come right in!"
>You may have put a little bit of enthusiasm
at the end.
>Sighing in relief, he pulls the flap back and enters.
>Being that your tent was made for 2 people, you move your rucksack over to your side, giving him some breathing room.
"So, whats got you up at this hour?"
>He takes a seat across from your sleeping bag and uses one of your many towels to wipe the mud and grime off of his body.
>"Oh you know, the occasional booms, the lighting, ya know, the usual."
>He looks up from cleaning himself and gazes in your direction.
>"D-Did I wake you up?"
>Pushing yourself up from your sleeping bag, you prop up against your rucksack to get level with him.
"Nah, I've been having issues sleeping lately as well."
>He looks down and away, almost like hes hiding something.
>Maybe you should try and drift the conversation somewhere else.
"So...Get any letters from home? Family? Friends? Lovers~?"
>He winces at the last one.
>Did he lose someone close?
>"Yeah, a few letters from my brothers and parents. Mostly telling me to be careful and to never stop smiling."
>He glances around the tent, noticing your nick-nacks and various pictures stashed around your tent.
>Some of you and your platoon, others of women or bands from your world.
>This silence is really fucking awkward.
"Shouldn't you be in your tent berry? You know damn well we have patrols tomorrow."
>His smile drifts into a frown.
>"Yeah, but I have an issue."
>An issue?
"And that issue is?"
>>27848328
I would, but i don't think marrying a stranger on the internet is the wisest choice.
>>27848367
>It's not as good as it sounds.
Fuck you commie.
I visited America every year when i was younger, i can't afford to do that anymore. Still went last year, though it cost me a bit.
I fucking love every second of it. Everything is so good, i can't even describe it. It feels so good. I wasn't even just going to the tourist hotpots, i just drove down a high way through middle of nowhere Texas on the way to Austin. And a bunch of other places, i just drove around.
Getting pulled over by a sheriff felt goodnothing serious, just said i drove by multiple times, and saw my Ontario plate and thought i was lost.i was, shooting with someone my dad knows was good, the food was good, the air was mostly some cities have a weird smell, like LA, what the fuck is up with that, eh? EVERYTHING WAS GOOD.
Only think i disliked was the coca-cola there, because you guys use corn syrup in it. That's the only thing i would be sacrificing if i moved there.
>>27848450
wut is issue
this is really good, keep it up writefirend
>>27848450
this is a setting i could get used too
i like the impending doom feel it gives off.
>>27848455
you can buy soda without corn suryp too btw.
but really, marriage is an avenue in the country, find some faggot american and get hitched, bam, citizenship.
>>27848450
time to fug
>>27848455
America is many things, but yeah it seems great. As much as I don't like Trump (inb4 libshit, which is wrong too), he's right when he says the system is rigged. You wonder why you can't seem to do anything no matter how hard you try. You wonder why you're trapped in some sort of endless cycle. You wonder why you can't find anyone outside of a cartoon that seems perfect.
It's definitely good, all things considered. At least I'm not shitting in the street. But there's a sense of hopelessness that comes with being overlooked so much.
>>27848450
>"Well...Its hard to say it, but..."
>He's stalling.
>What's his issue?
>"I can't sleep, at all."
>Thats it? He can't sleep.
>You chuckle out loud at your pink four legged friend.
"Really? I think we're all experiencing this issue Berry."
>He scowls at you.
>"Its not just sleep issues, when I do go to sleep, I either wake up an hour later in a cold sweat or I have really bad nightmares."
>You raise an eyebrow.
"What kind of nightmares?"
>He rubs his foreleg with the other, obviously nervous of spilling the beans.
>"Well.."
>"Flashbacks of previous events, mutilated faces, distorted images, and this eerie feeling of hopelessness. Like Im only here to die, you know?"
>Yikes.
>Sounds like a full blown case of PTSD.
>You feel kinda sorry for yelling at him now.
>Reaching a hand out, you place it on his shoulder.
>He recoils at the touch, but then soon leans into it
So do you guys want a long, drawn out story or fug now?
>>27848455
>corn syrup
Any self respecting person with a brain knows to buy soda from mexico
Mexico dont use corn syrup
>>27848609
make it long please
i want me nitty gritty violence and character development.
go jim webb on our ass
>>27848609
LONG
O
N
G
>>27848632
this
>>27848609
This is exelent so far.
go for the long game.
>>27848649
>>27848636
>>27848634
Long it is then, Will be back eventually.Need sleep and more ideas.
>>27848654
gnight writefriend
if you need inspiration you could ask us or browse /k/.
>>27848559
>libshit:^)
Trump is the most American, candidate for a VERY long time.
America is about individualism. It's your merits that will be judged. The reason you're not heard, is because what your saying doesn't have the merit to be heard. Look at fucking Martin Shkreli, yea he's an all around asshole, but guy was born of immigrant janitors, but managed to be worth over 100 million dollars. Or Elon musk, not dirt poor, but another immigrant to the US who managed to be worth 12.3 billion dollars.
Your merits judge you, and only you can really make your merits. People rag on rich people who inherited money, it's not hard to inherit money, it's hard to keep it. Even people who made wealth themselves can lose it because they didn't know how to manage it once the river ran out, look at Charles steen.
Long story short, if no ones listening to you, you're not speaking loud enough and/or what you're saying isn't worth listening too. And often it's not your fault, but American individualism doesn't coddle, you survive or die or your own feet.
Trump is talking about the political system, the whole Republican vs Democrats and both have pet issues that are opposite each other and neither ever actually do anything to make sure the dead lock continues.
Also you need a shrink or some purpose in life, you sound like me around high school.
>>27848609
Long, like the COCK anon will be RAMMING bubble berries BUBBLY BEHIND.
>>27848694
You make lots of good points. To be honest I checked out of the 2016 race a while ago. Politics are not what I want to spend my time worrying about. Besides, neither of the candidates are for me. I'm just kinda floating in limbo right now. Can't get fired, can't get a better job. Can't stop loving, can't start being loved. Can't jump off a bridge, can't live.
>>27848754
How old are you?
If you're under 25, it's genuinely just a phase.
Anyway, work towards some stupid little goal.Do your driving test or whatever, and learn to drive asap. Buy a car and have money for insurance.
Don't buy a car without asking around though, buy a reliable car, but also buy one that's peppy. I suggest a ford focus, especially one with a zetec engine.
Cars are themselves freedom, it's why they took off in America. When you have a car, you don't stay cooped up in one place, you can go places meet people, etc. Yea you can do it with buses and shit, but cars do it better.
If you live outta city, get a AWD or 4WD car, something like a CRV should do, or a old subaru. American AWDs are expensive, but if you gather the funds, a used AWD fusion is nice.
Anyway, once you have a car, you can start doing things.
Don't worry about politics until you're somewhat happy with yourself.
You need to figure out what makes you happy, it may be hobbies like me, or drawing or whatever. I know my last example was all rich people, but individualism means going your own way, you just have to be happy with your life.
You're alive, you have Life.
You're American, you have Liberty.
You need to be on the Pursuit of Happiness.
>>27848848
I'm 19. I get that I'm probably just being edgy or whatever but I think I've started to drive whoever is left away and I don't want to be alone.
Anyways. This isn't the place for me to be angsty. I'll fuck off now.
>>27847864
I think it would. I've always wanted to be fucked like that, and having two nice, big stallions on either end of me, filling me up with their seed from both holes is all I want right now.
Bump before bed.
Hoping writefag(s) return.
>>27848951
Fucking unf, that sounds fantastic
>>27849398
Fuggin adorable
>>27851556
id spill his cider, if you know what i mean
>>27851630
>>27851556
>dat ass
>dat smirk
Goddamn this pic makes my dick diamonds every time I see it. I'd cut off my left leg to have that ample plot parked on my face for an hour or two.
oldassdeer
>>27807554
Kek
>>27851973
>have that ample plot parked on my face for an hour or two
Muh nigga
>>27848609
"Shit, have you talked to anyone other than me about it?"
>He leans a little harder into your hand.
>"Not really, I honestly thought that everyone else was feeling a little sad."
>Well, that wouldn't be a fallacy.
>You retract your hand, and bring it up to his ear.
>As you rub and scratch, he lets out a blissful hum.
"Well, not to seem rude or anything, but I don't suggest telling anyone about your issues."
>He raises and eyebrow and turns his head to you.
>"Why's that?"
>Shit.
"It's just not a good idea."
>He looks at you with question, but is distracted by your ear scratching.
>...
>After a few minutes go by, you check your watch.
>12:40 AM
"Shit."
>"Hm?"
"Its 12:40"
>"And?"
"You should probably get back to your tent."
>He looks towards your tent flap.
>Its still pouring down rain, with the occasional booming of what you hope is thunder or lightning.
>He looks back towards you, a hint of despair twinkling.
>"Uh, its kinda raining cats and dogs Anon."
>As he says this, a crack of white lights up the sky, followed by a deafening boom.
>"Do you mind if I stay with you for tonight? Kind of like a slumber party!"
>Shit.
>You know for a fact that hes not going to budge.
>And you only have one sleeping bag.
>You could always share, but that's a little gay.
>Eh, what could go wrong.
"Shit, I guess you can."
Small update, feeling sick.
>>27853426
take some cold medicine?
or did you eat somthing you shouldn't have?
also, enjoying this so far
>>27853426
you aint gonna die, are you?
loving fresh green though, thanks writefriend
>>27853426
>every writefag gets injured or sick
This thread is cursed I swear
>>27853489
kek has frowned upon us for our degeeracy
>>27853534
>>27853993
>>27851556
Stupid sexy horse
I want him so badly
>>27851556
>556
Nice
Lovely
Wonderful
Extraordinary
Marvelous
Splendid
Majestic
Glorious
Top-notch
Illustrious
Sumptuous
Lavish
Gorgeous
Remarkable
Impressive
Outstanding
Magnificent
Opulent
Notable
Regal
Prominent
Sublime
I want to put my PEENOR into BIG MAC BIG BEHIND
>>27854763
max cute
Any gay discord stories?
>>27855878
i gotchu
https://www.fimfiction.net/group/202267/folder/25353/1/spike-x-discord
https://www.fimfiction.net/group/100/followers-of-discord/thread/50846/shippings-for-discord-mm-and-fm-shippings-thoughts
>>27855889
so close on those digits
also wizard pone a cute
Writefag here. I cut my fingernails earlier and had to go to the emergency room for them to be stitched back on. Cant write/type until my stitches are out. Doctor said about 4-5 weeks for the nail to grow back. Soz guys.
>>27855944
Writefag here. I cut my dick off earlier and had to go to the emergency room for it to be stitched back on. Cant write/type until my stitches are out. Doctor said about 4-5 weeks for it to heal. Sorry guys.
>>27855960
>>27855944
I cut my dick off with my fingernails, wont be able to write until the next shoah.
>>27855944
Writefag here
I shit my pants and had to go to the ER to get them stitched back on
Won't be able to write until Shrek 5 comes out
>>27855996
well fuck.
>>27855891
Thanks man.
>>27856088
no problem broseph
>>27853426
>The sound of a light snore fills your ears.
>Shit, what happened?
>You sit up and rub the grit from your eyes.
>A blu hue radiates your tent.
>What time is it?
>Checking your watch reveals the time.
>4:30 AM
>Oh fuck.
>Roll call is at 5.
>You try to get up, but something is weighing you down.
>Looking down, you see a pink foreleg wrapped around your waist.
>Trailing it, you find your pink friend with his face buried into your abs.
>He looks kinda happy.
>Gently, you try to break his death grip on your hips.
>After you get his arms off you, you place a pillow under his head as a replacement for your stomach.
>Might as well make this as unawkward as possible.
>After getting him situated, you shake him a bit.
"Bubbles, wake up. Come on dude, wake up."
>"Hnugh?"
>His eyes creak open slowly.
>"A-anon?"
>He smiles.
"Hey, come on, we need to hit the showers and get ready for role call."
>"Five more minutesss."
>You're not getting extra laps for his laziness.
>A lightbulb dings in your head.
"Well, if your not going to wake up..."
>You yank the covers off of him and grab him under his forelegs.
>He lets out a loud eep as you carry him out of your tent.
>You set him down outside of the tent and walk back inside to get your uniform.
>Woodland camo looks smexy as fuck.
>You stuff your shirt, jacket, pants, underwear, socks, and combat boots into a duffle bag and sling it over your shoulder.
>As you step outside, you see Bubble Berry walking towards the bath house.Follow me to the gay bathouse~
>A brief look around shows ponies going about their duties.
>Some guarding entrances or vehicles.
>Others exercising or just playing cards.
>You check your watch again.
>4:39 AM
>Better get a move on.
Another update.
Sorry if this one seems lazy, I've got a fever of 101 and have a massive head ache.
>>27856681
>roll call
>in a warzone
kek
seriously though, its good, and no need to kill yourself for our sake, get some rest man.
>>27856681
thanks for this writefriend, its good.
might want to let yourself some time to recover though.
>>27856681
You ought to relax.
The Thunderlane guy probably lost his hands or something and now can't write. Don't need to lose another.
Enjoy some good music: https://soundcloud.com/brotisseriechicken/aesthetics
>>27856733
kek'd and check'd
pg10
>>27857796
Thanks for the overnight bump
>>27859436
>>27860135
>>27860701
cute as fuck
>>27832650
FUCK YOU!
>>27848073
>prince
>>27861181
>implying
>>27861628
fucking unf
such a plump rump
>>27862565
thanks for bumping macbro.
ive been busy today and not been able to do so as much.
>>27862593
>>27862904
>>27863732
Goodnight everybody.
>no horse to dominate you
>>27865855
>bridle
Lewd
>>27866512
>>27866854
>>27867189
>>27855878
don't know any so here he is
>>27866854
MY LOINS
>>27867889
shiny a hunk
>>27804300
the amount of faggotry in this thread is on par with elton john
>>27867920
>on /mlp/
>accusing others of faggotry
>>27868022
I SEE THAT HORSE COCK
MODS
>>27868022
check'd
>>27868022
where can I find the full image of that...for research purposes.
>>27868036
>>27868095upcoming image
Didn't do the best job of cropping on my phone. My bad.
>pg. 9
>>27869649
>>27870320
>>27870825
>>27871246
>>27871989
goodnight everyone, ill see you all in the morning.
>>27873485
Thanks for the bumps
I wonder when writefriend comes back.
>>27874657
>>27875922
god damn mac is a hunk
>>27875977
I want a hunk of that hunk.
>>27875997
and all of his pies too
>>27875997
I also would like a piece.
>>27876006
>>27876194
I would like all of it.
oh shit im sorry
>>27876710
sorry for what?
my daddy taught me not to be ashamed of our dicks.
>>27876739
Yeah, I see that! Your daddy gave you good advice.
>>27876752
it gets bigger when i pull it
>>27876955
>>27875922
I'd like a piece of his pie.
>>27877477
ponut pie
>>27874657
>I wonder when writefriend comes back.
Sorry hurt mySOULwon't be able to write untilRAPTURE.Actually iABANDONED YOUwas writing for /bug/ and have had a HARD couple weeks at work so i haven't finished Thunderlane.
alsoAFTER MASTURBATING TWISTING YOUR PENIS MAKES THE EXCESS SEMEN COME OUT.
>>27877965
or squeezing it like a tube of toothpaste from base to tip.
hopefully your week will improve then, man.
>>27877988
>or squeezing it like a tube of toothpaste from base to tip.
I've tested both methods, Twisting seems to work better.
>hopefully your week will improve then, man.
It won't, not for a while. The warehouse fuckers have lost cut raw materials that NEED to be tested by tomorrow, and i can't sample a material that's lost, so almost a million dollars worth of raw material is sitting in a ware house and can't be used until QA releases/approves it, and the people in QA are blaming me because some BROWN people lost the fucking sample they need ASAP.
It came in a box, and someone put it away without scanning it. Now some fucker needs to go through every single one of the containers to find it in a MASSIVE 50+ aisle warehouse of at least a couple thousand containers.
Also people refuse to listen to me, so they're scanning powders to check, when I've clearly told them the missing materials are liquid and gel.
Anyway, QA isn't buying my story either so i gotta figure some shit out real fast.
Actually maybe fuck it. I'll tell them someone put it somewhere and i don't have authorization to use a fork lift so i can't find it myself. Deal with it.FUCK BROWN PEOPLE.I want an American Luxury car or American truck with a V8.I love America.
Anyway this is me venting, i just got home an hour ago.
>>27878129
are you european?
also good luck figuring out the shipment thing, sucks you are bieng blamed for it.
>>27878923
>are you european?
Not yet. My government is trying very hard to make me one.
>also good luck figuring out the shipment thing, sucks you are bieng blamed for it
Thanks man only reason i'm being blamed is because i'm the easiest to blame.
>>27879036
well pass the buck i suppose
blame the dude responsible
You think I'm an idiot insecure manchild? You will die doing what you love.
>>27879186
>blame the dude responsible
That's the problem, there is no one dude responsible.
It works like this, truck comes in, receiver puts barcoaded label on the whatever it is drum or container or bag whatever. Pickers put it in correct place.
For raw materials:
Receiver puts it in the raw material bin, RAW MATERIAL INSPECTOR (sounds so much cooler than it actually is) inspects raw material, puts in raw inbound place. Picker puts it away.
Now the problem is, there are pickers 24/7. Anyone of them could have put it away, the receiver just has to put the label on, and he receives it. Now after that, the pickers must get a manifest and put it away.
>>27879428
>You will die doing what you love
Honestly, the only way i've wanted to die.
Would you take care of your husbando's errands? Like going to the hardware store buying some sheet metal? Would you practice making abstract sculptures with him? Would you take the design he made for you to forge and you them held the long rigid sliver of metal ending with a very fine penetrating point. Would you do as your husbando asks to, and slowly slide the metal needle like object into his throbbing flared horse dick glistening with a nervous sweat? Would you listen to him moan with a range of emotions as the penetrator is tearing into the urethral lining, bubbling up drizzles of blood and tears and shakes?
>>27879488
checked
also good luck regardless man, you will figure something out
>>27879540
uhh.. you alright dude?
>>27879540
I mean i guess if he wants that.
I rather just stick to making the sheet metal stuff.
I had a friend, we once made a VEE ATE buggy, by connecting the drive shafts from 7 lawnmower, snowblower and such engines.
the frame was made from pipes and sheet metal, and it was CRAZY fast. i rigged a tachometer to it to measure RPM then used some math and a small breadboard computer to measure speed. It did over 70 mph, according to that. The speed was 80 km/h so i'm glad we didn't get pulled over.
Anyway, the oil leaked everywhere, the fuel lines where fucked. Sometimes one or more of the cylinders would stop working, etc.
My friend took it and i think one of his degenerate friends crashed it cos i never saw it again.
>>27879734
cool story anon
>>27880554
>>27880986
Goodnight everyone
Welp, work in 3 hours.
Going to sleep bump.
>>27881519
kek
>>27881519
i love that picture.
thanks for the bump man
>>27881519
It's all photoshopped after the 4th image
>>27883180
i didint even notice.
>>27883355
check'd
>>27883796
>>27884271
>emoscotch
>that cardboard cutout vector
pls stop
you had to push us to the fucking image limit with that image
>>27884528
new thread soon anyway.
>>27885311
let it die, ill make a new thread.
New thread
>>27885574
>>27885574
>>27885574
>>27885574
