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612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Friends Forever #30 (Twilight and Cadance) is storytimed here!
>>27764011
Spike may firmly be Twilight's chief assistant, caretaker of the castle and its master chef, but he still has time to do things around town. When he's not helping to sort the library, he's often at Rarity's side as a general sewing aide or the muscle for a gem excursion. That arrangement seems to have suited just fine - has Starlight's arrival shaken up the schedule much?
>>27768448
Previous thread.
>filly
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>>27774301
NOI
why does Cadance x Shining x Chrysalis have such a good dynamic?
>>27774342
characters who are evil with no explanation are fun to play with
Its hard to find good help these days.
>>27774342
hate sex is amazing in concept
>>27774374
ponies were really made to be maids
>M
>L
>P
They aren't yours, they aren't little and they aren't ponies.
They are fictional aliens to mesmerize you while the ZOG lobby takes over America.
Wake up sheeple.
>>27774302
>>27774374
What are you talking about? Apple is the most helpful horse.
>>27774522
Bring me the lemon watermelon
>>27774437
Why is she scrunching at the door?
>>27774538
She scrunches at everything and everyone.
Nyx wants you to stop ambushing her with a blanket.
She is going to sleep too much because of it and Twi is annoyed that she keeps waking up in the night.
>>27774534
Who knows where that one is, I'm sure she's out having a blast somewhere tonight.
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>27774591
Sleep tight.
>>27774562
does she have tourette's?
Maybe she has these involuntary movements and other neurological issues because she deeply represses her feelings about her parent's death and how hard it was on her to grow up on a farm without parents with an old mare and her child brother and baby sister, working herself to death even as a child trying everything to keep the family together and well-fed in a rural community on the frontier of a semi-medieval civilization.
>>27774604
would dash be a good snuggler?
>>27774622
I think it's just a cute tic.
>>27774622
I want to just call her jack
>>27774641
That depends, is it a competition?
>>27774680
no
don't say the c word around Dash
>>27774685
But Dash is the c word.
>>27774685
I have a good system, whenever Rainbow does something cute, you just tell her it's cool! She likes it better that way.
>>27774685
>>27774697
But she knows she's a Wonderbolt.
>>27774703
that's almost not fair
you could get her to do anything
>>27774711
I'm glad the ponies are achieving their goals
must mean we're close to the end
>>27774727
Pinkie hasn't gotten to hers yet.
>>27774756
Motherhood.
>>27774771
She's been training for this shit.
>>27774714
Ah, so that was Rarity's secret!
Pegapones have cute little chicken wings, they look so adorable when folded up.
>>27774789
>>27774756
Pinkie and Applejack were the only ones with satisfied lives at the beginning of the series.
Fluttershy learned to not be a shut-in
Bluecunt got into her sekrit club
Dress Horse opened up more dress stores
And Purple lived up to her teacher's expectations
Why else would they introduce Starlight? Everyone else has reached their destination. Without a new character shit would just be a treadmill. This show is nearing the end.
i miss necropone.
I love you guys. Also I'm drunk as fuck and shitposting everywhere right now so I'm not sure my love means much. I haven't been around at all for season 6; should I just catch up in chronological order or are some of the episodes bad?
>>27774848
am i supposed to know who you are?
>>27774848
I'd watch it all
It's got cute pones, fun jokes, and good visual gags
>>27774869
it's probably for the best that you don't.
I did some autistic rp and made a shitty addon.
sorry for namefagging.
>>27774848
I guess you could watch them in any order, like if you had a pony you really liked you could watch their episode first, or save them till last. But why would you do that? Just go down the list, the season has been good so far, so just take your time and get caught up before the hiatus ends, you should have enough time either way.
>>27774880
I still have your addon
>>27774886
>the season has been good so far
That's good to hear. I dropped pony due to ponyapathy but really I feel like I've betrayed a small part of myself. You guys were like family for _years_ and abandoning that fucked me up.
>>27774896
glad to hear it. I'm slightly mad that it wasn't something more publicly acceptable than a 4chan addon; even if it's shitty code, several hundred+ downloads would have looked good on my resume.
Still, I'm glad that some people are still getting some use out of it, and also that my changes to the code have made it more stable with regards to 4chan's shitty, ever-changing html.
mare is ready to be tackled
>>27774919
I'd tackle mare.
by that I mean I'd rape her.
>>27774922
>>27774399
>mfw ponies are redpilled
>mfw ponies gas jews and remove kebab
>>27774938
dude
fillies
>>27774942
ponies are very proud of their work
By 2019, all ponies have been captured by anons except for a few holdouts hiding in saddam-esque spider holes in the everfree forest.
>>27774970
my waifu
>>27775009
she's transfixed by New Epis
>>27775009
WHERE ARE THE SAINE STREAMS
>>27774579
who ISNT Out having fun on a Friday might
>ponut
>stallions
>collars
mlpg season 6
>>27774912
I started with Gauntlet of Fire because I lied and had actually seen up to On Your Marks. This is pretty decent. Dunno if that's because I'm literally fall-down-drunk, though. The concept seemed terrible, but the execution is seeming above-average.
>>27775034
But nobbs it's only Tuesday.
>>27775046
who ISNT out having fun on a Tuesday night
>>27775053
That pink pone knows what is up.
>>27775053
It's wednesday night you perennial autist
>>27775061
who ISNT OUT ahaving fun on a wednesday night
I'm gonna go to bed. I better not miss those 7 sevens that are coming up.
>>27775065
>who ISNT OUT ahaving fun on a wednesday night
this.jpg
>>27775065
what are you drinking nobberino
I just have rum and rootbeer
>>27775071
my eyes hurnt
>>27775034
>>27775053
>>27775065
Are you saying
that we can have fun
EVERY NIGHT
>The screen is dark as the game's intro starts up. Bleak wind blows. Necromancer pony, breathlessly: "Wake up."
>Fantasy music swells.
>>27775076I had a friend who did that.
Until he turned into the biggest asshole I've ever known.
>>27775079
>anon waskes up in a coffin, looks at pony, and gos back to sleep
>credits roll
>>27775076
YES
>>27775085
is the pony also in a coffin
are we trapped in a coffin together
is this like, a sex thing, pony
pony let me go
Every night is a good night.
>>27775010
Qvality waifu
>>27774970
>>27775095
you cant waifu the small hoerses
>>27775088
dont put yhe ponies in coffins
>>27775099
I don't, though.
I horseband them.
>>27775043
So I genuinely wanted to hate dragonchick but she's p. cool. Milner nailed waifu material.
>>27775099
i'll put you in a coffin if you don't stop frontin
>>27775102
you got good taste senpai
>>27775110Pinkie!
youtube.com/watch?v=eNvVzqmxYsQ
>>27775105
3 minutes in to No Second Prances and wow this is genuinely a pretty mature, nuanced lesson brewing here. I'm feeling some regret for abandoning pony for getting stupider.
THE PRESENT'S ALWAYS FILLED WITH PRESENTS
TAKE A LOOK AROUND
>>27775163
I want to fuck that pony
>>27775179
She wants to fuck you too
>>27775183
really?
>>27775179
It's too early to fuck ponies though
>>27775189
It's never too early to fuck ponies, lad.
I always figured Pinkie to be the pony who gave no fucks.
>>27775189
No such thing.
If pony became real, she'd immediately have to go into government protective custody to save her from the horde of alien-looking motherfuckers who want to ream her willingly or not.
>>27775219
I'm sure the police and government officials would want to fuck her too.
>>27775219
But every fanfiction I've ever heard about says every Anon would give their life to protect pone. Are you saying fanfiction is wrong?
I always end up jacking it because of you assholes.
>>27775219
>into government protective custody
>>27775221
Pony squealing and banging her hooves on the two-way mirror to alert the rest of the facility that one of her guards has tased the other and is whipping out his four-inch-thick fanfiction
I ate a whole box of poptarts and now I feel like my stomach is going to burn through.
Which episode had cow rarity in it?
Also does anyone have the power ranking of all the show songs so far?
>>27775227
This thread is way below normal lewd levels, this is very light for hiatus, night-thread levels. Maybe you got something else on the brain.
>>27775262
>a whole box
>>27775277
They weren't even warm. I'm disgusted in myself.
>>27775269
I've hung around here for a very long time. Doesn't take much to get me going.
>>27775292Party inside Pinkie?
>>27775307You bought that Fluttershy realdoll yet?
Remember this
it's still one of my favorites
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0ZyTzgoLGA
>>27775281
>they weren't even that good, they were very cold
>>27775330
Yeah, I remember that one, it never found its way onto my regular rotation at any point, but it's memorable enough to click with me familiarly.
>>27775363
uh...
>I've got an exam that I can only repeat a year from now in less than a week
>>27775292
I saved this picture as
Pinkie gets her butt touched
>>27775371
Pass it this week.
>>27775376
SIR YES SIR
HAVE A HORSE
>>27775381
Just get it right this time and you can make all the jokes you want afterwards.
>>27775396
what a cutie patootie
How does this make you feel?
>>27775398
Do not boop the commander pone.
>>27775407
That was a nice comic
I liked Shining's gay guards
>>27775385
>noticed the girl with the huge rack instead of the horse
I have become the normie. Please shoot me.
>>27775407
Like this
>>27775385
>shout will never draw Steve porn
Take two Derpys and rub their butts together.
>Today is National Handshake Day
>>27775245
I would gladly attend Glimmy's lecture series on lewd
>>27775245
>Glimmer in a suit with glasses
>>27775520
GAAAAAAAAAAY
>>27775553
That's nothing
Princess Celestia said that every time she takes breath, a human child dies. Princess Celestia then started hyperventilating.
>>27775567
>Princess Celestia was the cause of SIDS all along
>>27775557
Stinky homo horse breath
>>27775520
>all that saliva
>>27775609
>All thatN O I
How many other couples have canonically had sex?
>>27775637
Mr. & Ms. Cake and all other canon parents.
>>27775641
Including Rarity and the highschool sweetheart who got her pregnant with Sweetie Belle?
>>27775650
Fuck off gavalanche
>>27775382
thanks!
Why is Rainbow Dash so attractive
>>27775713
because that's wrong.
>>27775713
She's a pony
IWTCIDH
I wanna be the Emprah's mane brusher.
I bet I'd get paid handsomely.
>>27775743
>you can't have nightmare if you never dream
>>27775743
What's she listening to?
>>27775778
Yeah well you can't have noightmares if you never dream
>>27775778
You know that line always makes me chuckle a bit because it's honestly something you'd hear from an jRPG villain.
>Everyone is suffering so I'll kill everyone and then no one will suffer anymore
>>27775778
LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY IS HAVING A BAD DREAM
>>27775790
WOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO
>>27775771
I want to be her husband
>>27774562
she's not the only one who eats like that
>>27775806
Why can't she be real
>>27775816
She is real though
>>27775832
Then why can't I hug her
>>27775834
Because she isn't on our plane of existence
>>27775844
How to I reach her?
I want to tell her she's very pretty
>>27775852
I like to think we'll get to her realm when we pass on.
So, just wait until the reaper calls your name.
You wouldn't give coffee to a filly.
>>27775857
Death comes...
>>27775860
I make a mean mocha iced coffee.
>>27775860
I would, to make kopi luwak filly style. Would sell to you for outrageous prices.
>>27775865
Aw, man, bone dust is hard to get out of sheets...
>>27775857
>>27775865
Leave me out of this
>>27775877
TAKE US TO EQUESTRIA ALREADY
>Saw someone get upset Discord got a toy with a lame Fluttershy
>This same person said it was a good representation of G4 at this point even though Discord or any male character for that matter never have or will get the amount of screentime the six get
I know I shouldn't let stupid people bother me, but holy fuck this is the dumbest thing to get bothered by.Just like getting bothered by other people being bothered
>>27775904
I really don't get what you're talking about.
>>27775916
I'm saying I'm upset because I saw that someone else is upset at the new Discord toy which looks rad as hell.
It's stupid me getting mad that other people are getting mad. But also me getting mad that someone is seriously trying to imply this isn't a little girls show anymore because of the sweet toys it's getting now.
>>27775928
Can we get a pic?
>>27775928
It was never a little girls show
Say 1 good thing about your least favorite pony and 1 bad thing about your favorite pony.
>>27775943
Faust please go.
This show is litreally for everyone that's why it's good
>>27775947
Her laughter is adorable
She's kind of a massive cockslut
>>27775928
Heh. I love (some of the) pony toys and had a Celestia cutie mark silver ring made for me in a random jewellery shop — and I honestly don't care if someone is upset about that. It's my fun that counts. If someone decides to let something like this poison his mood... Well, it's his choice.
>>27775943
Are you fucking with me?
I'm already peeved, anon.
>>27775941
Why do you want a pic of someone'stumblr
>>27775975
That's a neat ring, how much did it cost you?
>>27775975
It's just bizarre to me. Like, I'm trying to wrap my head around it because this person has complained about the guardian of harmony toys before, and it just seems like they don't even like the show anymore. Or they think the show warped into something else that I'm just not seeing.
>>27775986
>tumblr
>>27775975
I've heard a lot of stories on this site were people went full brony on their teenage years and now they regret it. I think that's why some people hate ponies yet can recognize small things like that, too.
>"Twilight, please, these are clearly dinglehopper's."
>"Only a naive dork would believe them to be forks."
>>27775986
No you god damn dummy, I said a pic of the figurine
>>27775998
Is just a website
>>27775949
Faust was the one who had the goal of making MLP a little girls show that was actually good, anon.
Just how many layers of irony are you operating on anyway?
>>27776012
He posted a frog, he doesn't have room to be judgmental.
>>27776007
You could have specified. I assumed everyone else saw this by now.
>>27776018
and he has at least 60 other frogs.
>>27775947
She's fluffy, tall and makes great faces and noises when cuddled.
She's arrogant and insecure.
>>27775988
~1000 UAH, it's about $40. Mostly for the job. 20g of silver is about 1/5-1/4 of it. It has the Lyra cutie mark on the inside also, that added a significant part of the cost.
>>27776025
Okay, that FS is pretty rough
>>27775997
99% of my friends that liked ponies had stopped watching the show by now. Not going to stop *me* though.
>>27776034
She doesn't even look bad
Filly wants to make a Tumblr and share her pictures and drawings to the world.
>>27776025
What the fuck happened to Flutters' tail
>>27776050
Went all out with the extensions.
>>27776050
Tail extensions
>>27776050
tail extensions
>>27776050
Tail extensions.
>>27776025
Is Fluttershy poseable here? That might explain the joints.
>>27776031
Fuck off to your pissjugs and trap porn, faggot.
>>27776064
Yes. One is poseable and the other is not.
I guess it's not as obvious to some people as you would think.God damn I am so mad
>>27776074
I've seen too many japornese poseable dolls in my life, so kinda learned to recognize it. It's OK for someone that doesn't know about it to be salty.You should educate them, not be mad.
>>27776091I feel like nothing good will come from me entering the discussion and I'll just end up even angrier
>>27776105
Well you either do something or don't.
If you don't — forget about it. You have something better and more interesting to do, right? Just mulling over it won't add anything to your life.
>>27776124
>You have something better and more interesting to do, right
I am browsing a pony thread at 11:06 AM talking about horse toys on my day off. Do you really think I have something better to do?
>>27775898
It's not your time yet
>>27776137
Well, I'm here too. But I'm also listening to music I like, talking with my friend and reading some Worm fanfiction while waiting for some work project to pop up. Generally enjoying my life.
It's a matter of attitude.
>>27776163
You know what?
You're right. I'm going to go play video games.
>>27776184
Good luck!
Might do that later too, my favourite roguelike just introduced a couple of new features, got to check that out.
Guys please don't leave me alone here
>>27776213No matter how many of us are here. You'll always be alone
>>27776213
https://youtu.be/DLzxrzFCyOs?t=43s
>>27776213
Hey there friendo. I'm working a double shift at my wage slave job, so I can't stay long. But have a poner
>>27776213
You'll always have the ponies.
bzzz
>>27776293
pewpewpew
>>27776293
play with bug
>>27776309
Get ganned for exploiting bugs.
Exploit the bug
>>27776330
fund the bug
>>27776339
I want a show about fillies, bugs, and changelings.
Did you remember to give your queen some love today?
>>27776347
Fuck the queen, all i care for is are the smaller bugs.
>>27776330
exploit the bug into the world of pony sex trafficking for easy money
keep the bug drugged and in a constant state of orgasm for weeks on end
build an empire on shapeshifting bug pussi
>>27776355
The bugs are fucking the queen.
>>27776368
Or the queen is fucking with the bugs' minds.
It's really hard to tell.
>>27776388
Wouldn't you?
>>27776432
I would be fucking the bugs more directly.
bugmom
What iffilly changeling
>>27776460SPIDERGINA
>>27776493
>>27776501
That's a changeling pretending to be a filly, not a filly changeling.
Guys my pony neighbor keeps bursting into songs all day long.
And she's a horrible singer.
What do?
>>27776213
You're never alone, Anon.The fillies will be always there, watching.Judging.
>>27776531
Surely by now, auto tuning in real time is a thing.
>>27776495Chrysalis forcing you to fuck her painful mutant vagina
DO YOU HAVE THE TIME
TO LISTEN TO FILLY WHINE
Have you given Chrysalis your love today yet?
>>27776553
about?
>>27776567
Nothing. Everything. Possibly both at once.
>>27776583
Filly needs to get off tumblr.
>>27776593
>filly needs to get off
>>27776603
changeling a shit
>>27776602
I bet the juice did this!
>>27776566
>Dex-Starr in injustice 2 as his assist
So happy
If filly was French she would be la fille.
>>27776654
sounds delicious
>>27776546Implying you would need to be forced.
>>27776711
i dunno anon im not too keen on the idea of fucking something where its teeth aren't only in its mouth
>>27776546
Why can't it be a pleasurable spidergina that injects you with a mind-fuck goo that makes cum over and over again
>>27776669
But they're not food.
How can one pone be so waifuable?
>>27776766
well this is news to me
>>27776734
It only hurts for the first 15 minutesAnd who says you won't be cumming like a fountain while she sexually teases you
>>27776780
She isn't, though.
>>27776780
I really don't like the smell of curry or Indian spices so I can't waifu her. I don't think I can be around her without gagging.
>>27776779
Unf, I bet her sweater smells like autistic nerdgirl sweat.
>>27776810
Now that's a pone I'd like toplay old school video games with and show off my collection of comic books to
>>27776814
Sounds like pure pony racism to me anon
Are you a pony racist?
>>27776810
DORKS DON'T GET OPINIONS.
>>27776814
Your loss. I'll just have to hug her extra hard.
>>27776825
What's a non-racist way of saying "I don't like the way you or your food smells"
I'm not a pony racist I swear.
>>27776833
YOUR MOM DON'T GET OPINIONS
>>27776733
Filthy casual.
>>27776857
HER MOM ISdead.You brought up the dead mother. Are you happy now?
>>27776867
if being a filthy casual means keeping my dick in one piece then by all means yes i am the filthiest of casuals
>>27776874
At least she still has a dad.
>>27776842
You sound pretty racist, bro.
>>27776825
He probably isn't.
I ,however, am. Disgusting horse probably smells like sweat and curry shit. All Indians do.
>>27776880
>sticking your dick in One Piece
>>27776885
So you telling me Indians don't smell weird to you or the smell of their food isn't so overpowering that it makes you sick to your stomach
I'm not racist I swear, but I never ran into an Indian that didn't smell weird to me. I had two Indian teachers in high school and they both smelled funny. Even their classrooms smelled funny. They were also jerks.Muslims smell pretty weird too. I went to a school where there were a lot of them and they all smelled weird. Not bad, just weird
>>27776918
you are literally 100% racist
>>27776899
OH COME MY WAY
>>27776897
Suit yourself, more adorable waifu for me.
>>27776918
Most races have a smell but I ain't got a weak ass stomach. Growing up around latinos does that to you.
>>27774309
She probably gets roped into sorting the books
>>27776899
NANI?!
>>27776918
Can we get a pic of your Klan hood?
>>27776932
There has to be a non-racist way of saying you and your people smell funny. Not even bad, just funny.
>>27776954
I don't think I'd be welcome if you catch my drift.
>>27776918
Maybe people just have shit hygiene where you live
>>27776983
Do Indians smell like clowns to you?
>>27776983
I honestly don't think there's a way of saying that without it sounding like a stereotype
That being said I get what you mean
Pony says YOU smell weird.
>>27776993
Nah man. It's a distinct smell. Like, you can smell exactly what they put into their food or what's in their kitchen. And the smell never leaves them. I don't know how to explain it.I'm not racist. I'd bang an Indian girl in a heartbeat if she didn't smell weird
>>27776997
We should build a wall to keep clowns out and away from me.No they smell like strong spices
>>27777027
*whips out dick* does this smell weird to you?
>>27777036
>A little
>>27776983
There really isn't, but it's one of those unpleasant things no one likes to hear even if it's true. Everyone has a smell whether they know it or not, and it always depends on where you're from and where they're from.
>>27777027
I wonder what we smell like to ponies.
>>27776983
That's already a non racist way of saying it.
>>27777033
>Not liking the smell of spices and cooking.
>>27777027
My Axe does smell a bit weird, yes.
>>27777047
>a little
unf
>>27777059
I hate it.
Why I never tried curry.
>>27777061
Gimli pls
Do the ponies have designated ponying streets?
>>27777062
>Twilight being driven wild by the smell of anon's dick
>It makes her act like even more of an awkward dork around you
>>27777071
>hates something
>has never tried it
it's not like its fucking maggot cheese dude
honestly indian food is pretty fucking good if not just spicy
>>27777033
I really like these poofs together.
>>27777059
Weak shit babies, what do you expect.
>>27777051
Phew. MLPG almost made me think I was an Indian hating racist
>>27777092
He's saying he hasn't tried curry because he hates the smell of spices and cooking.
I've been enjoying all the Pinkie/Rarity episodes recently, but why has Starlight Glimmer had more screen-time than Fluttershy?
>>27777150
she has an objectively better butt
>>27777150
The writers realized that Fluttershy is shit
>>27777150
Who's Fluttershy?
>>27777160
what took them so long?
>>27777159
I need to see them preform a series of ass challenges before I can say who has the better butt.
>>27777150
Fluttershy stopped being shy, so she's not relevant anymore.
>>27777080
The body spray
>>27777150
Thank fucking god
http://exhentai.org/g/939395/bf5982d0ca/http://exhentai.org/g/941033/2a3b1c105d/
>>27777190
Give me some tags or i ain't clicking that shit
>the guy that drew a bunch of HUMANIZED TWIST porn is back
Fuck YEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH
>>27777207
>Furry
>horse girl
>>27777226
Link
>>27777226
For certain definitions of porn
>>27777256
More thick when
>>27777092
>maggot cheese
>>27777276
Eugh
>>27777276
>>27777276
Literally pedophilia, and also not pone
>>27777266
I mean it really has led up to that point hasn't it?
normal cheese, aged cheese, moldy cheese, maggot cheese.
i guess you're not cultured enough to like it. no one is
>>27777276
Did they ever explain why that girl was such a bitch?
>>27777276
>>27777276
Literally worse than Moondiaper
>>27777306
>no one is
I bet the French are.
>>27777300
Pedophilia refers to an attraction to ACTUAL children.
And how is humanized pone not pone?
>>27777306
>When disturbed, the larvae can launch themselves for distances up to 15 cm (6 in).
Why would anyone eat that
>>27777320
That is the little girl from Lilo and Stich and you know it
Colt"friends"
>>27777319
It's actually an Italian cheese!
Still though you couldn't pay me to eat that shit
>>27777336
What was he drawing?
>>27777320
How is a Lilo and Stitch character pone?
>>27777256
I just do not like the way you draw lipstick, man.
Seriously why was that little girl such a bitch to Lilo? Like, she just makes fun of the fact she has dead parents. Do kids really do that?
>>27777356
Don't we make fun of Scootaloo for that
>>27777356
Kids are assholes since most haven't had morals beaten into them yet.
>>27777372
One day Scootaloo's parents are going to show up and you're going to look really silly
>>27777345
>It's actually an Italian cheese!
I wish I had another disgruntled Canni image. Would fit perfectly.
>>27777276
That's Mertle you dimwit.
Should I go to trotconBy myself
>>27777431
Yes
You should even make some friends there
>>27777431
If you live nearby or have the funds to travel, sure
>>27777431
you shouldn't get anywhere the general area of a my little pony convention if you want to be hired by a company in the foreseeable future
>>27777413
It's an old forced meme. I remember that guy doing the same thing some years ago.
>>27777413
He knows. He's done this a lot before.
>>27777445
>Ross popped up this past week
>so did Myrtleposter
COINCIDENCE??
>>27777431
Do it.
>>27777431
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01GmNb9Ib3k
>going to cons
kill yourselves my men
>>27777438
How do I make friends?
>>27777439
It's just a quick bus ride from where I live.Funny story. Back when trotcon first started it was held at OSU which is in walking distance from me. I was going to go but got nervous about going by myself and turned around and went back home
>>27777472The friends I go to cons with aren't into pony and I can't convince them to go with me. I actually don't have any pals into horses.
>>27777442
HR must be a fun job. Browsing other social media to find weird shit about your candidates and being paid for it, too.
>>27777488
>It's just a quick bus ride from where I live.
Go for it, cons are fun
>>27777480
I too am vehemently anti-fun.
>>27777442
But anime cons are fine, right?
>>27777498
dumb dashposter
>>27777500
anon...
>>27777480
>want to go
>but no frens to go with
RIP
>>27777480
>tfw living in irrelevant country
>no cons, mlp is not even relevant here
>>27777492
Generally any job that doesn't require any real work but is mostly dicking around is kind of fun.
>>27777512
Same here. I'm not really interested in cons anyway though. The interwebs provide me with enough of horse.
>>27777488
>I can't convince them to go with meThey're not your friends
>>27777500
>anime
>fine
>>27777500
Oh I know it, but I've never gone to a con by myself before and I'm usually huddled around my friends when I do go to anime cons. So I don't know if I'll have as much fun by myself.I also don't want to have a panic attack
But I also think it'd be a blast if I could go and make some friends who like MLP.
>>27777518
>you will never dick around in a pony world
>>27777528
or, you know.
They have better taste.
Filly reminds you that you're having fun the wrong way and the fun you had is actually fake fun.
>>27777536
are you the actual faggot with the support group
>>27777538
>dick around
>i identify as an attack horsedickcopter
>>27777528
They're my friends.
They just don't like My Little Pony
Anime cons are easier to go to even if you don't enjoy the same shows, but this is literally a convention for one show and a fandom they know nothing about.I'm too afraid to ask them anyway
>>27777543
fuck
teach me oh wise filly
how do i achieve pure fun
Horsecockter.
>>27777549
No, but I hope that guy is doing well.
I'm just an actual faggot that hates being in public by himself.
>>27777566
horsecockter?
i barely know her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>27777566
>helicoptering with a horsecock
>>27777597
>filly applies the lube to the bottom of her hooves
>slides down a hill and zooms along the road
Its official, yet another drawfag went downhill. I had huge hopes on this comic, rip.
>>27777625
>I had huge hopes on this comic
Why?
>>27777630I have a huge crush for shredded Anon, I was mirin him hard since the start.
>>27777642
>crushing on a non-character
>>27777625
I just hope that Hagwarder comic Disastral is doing turns out okay. I really like Raggie and that group of sentient plushies or whatever they are.
>>27777625
And you get that NOW?
I mean, that comic went complete downhill while in reverse, with a blindfold on and two screaming babies on flames tied to its scrotum at around page 10.
Very good art, but that's it.
>>27777642
you flaming homosexual.
>>27777625
what in god's name is this comic even about
>>27777463
>tfw i am actually trying to dump 3 or 4 friends
>>27777677
anorexia
whos a silly pony
>>27777625
I have a question I'm sure I won't get a good answer to: Okay, so most people on this website hates NTR,Cuckolding, whatever you want to call it, but this comic was extremely popular when anon was on the verge of fucking Pinkie's mom.
What's the deal with that?
Also I thought anon's cum was supposed to make them stronger what would it turn them into a half human hybrid if humans can't handle magic.My entire knowledge of this comic comes from random pages posted here
>>27777677
the prize in anons cereal box was one he already had and this is his quest to go back to the manufacturing plant to get a different one
>>27777677
anon gets sent to equestra as godlike being and has to impregnate horses to not explode like hiroshima
>>27777625
Unsubscribed & blocked.
>>27777677
Generic harem comic with horses
>>27777712
Damn, poor horse. What kind of dumbass doesn't notice that by now. You'd assume the horse would whinny or the cart making a loud thud to make a sound for him to notice that.
>>27777463
You keep telling me to do the thing but you never tell me howMy school years strategy of doing things I liked and hoping someone would notice does not work past 30
Applejack worst pony.
And this is why harem stories are terrible.
>>27777760
Eat my ass
>>27777816
Gladly
>>27777751
how does it feel to finally be able to cast magic missile?
>>27777816
unf
>>27777625
It's just fine, I think you're just an angry shitposter
>>27777816
unf
>>27777625I don't mind
>>27777873
How come whenever someone criticizes the comic it's either because they're a shitposter or because they're mad they can't self-insert as a muscular man
>>27777860The spells are nice. I managed to hold onto a friend from way, way back so I'm not totally alone. Also my wizarding skills landed me a cushy well paying job so I can afford to live comfortably while posting pone.
>>27777566
http://i.imgur.com/lCge19b.png
![YP-1R-04x16.mkv_snapshot_18.54_[2014.03.15_18.36.44].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xbXLaGo.jpg "YP-1R-04x16.mkv snapshot 18.54 [2014.03.15 18.36.44]")
Pretty breezies
>>27777913
I want one
>>27777920
I want to be one
>>27777913
pffffffft
>>27777913
Now we need someone to build this abomination of your ingenious design.
And then start a crowdfunding campaign for its ammo across this board.
>>27777930
Who doezn't?
>>27777945
>build one
Just buy a powerful RC copter, an XL chance and two small Chances
>>27777677
memes, unironically
>>27777912
i hope to follow in your footsteps my wizard sensei
>>27777945
Let's just say it fires more than 250mL
>not yellow
>>27777983
Loved those outfits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvdvco0MpzQ
>>27777998
>not purple
>>27777893
because they're literally getting mad at a comic made by a drawfag for anons on an american anime imageboard
taking it seriously makes you look brain damaged
>>27777998
She wasn't using fear to control anyone and it took her a lot to overcome her childhood "trauma" and open up to new friends while also fixing the bridge between her old one.
Willpower is acceptable.How you boys feeling about the new GL girl whose name I forget? I like Hal playing mentor to both her and Baz
>>27778021
"This is shit" isn't getting mad
>>27778021
So no one is allowed to point out how insane the comic is?
>>27778009
That's for Cadance obviously
ayy
>>27778046
Where the fuck is E12
>>27777893
I understand that attitude since this is like the 20th time someone comes here, posts a page and says "It's shit, now he really crossed the line, now he fucked up" so it's domestic terrorist tier shitposting by now
Filly wants more drama in her life.
>>27778056
Oh shit
>>27778056
>going to a con about a thing you hate
>>27778056
>is a shithorse episode
ugh
>>27778056
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>27778044
>Candybutt being anything but a Star SapphireMost ponies would end up being green anyway
>>27778056
Dash meet the barneyfag: the episode
>>27778069
Maybe they liked the older books and can't stand the newer stuff
>>27778071
at least this sound good
I don't like meta stuff
>>27778071
Hype
>>27778088
Literally
>>27778071
>beating kids in a competition
GG
>>27778071
>ponykart is dead
>>27778110
their kids are they partners and they are fighting each other dude.
>it's a cmc episode
>>27778071
Hooray, an episodes with the fillies.
>>27778122
That's a nice thing, though.
Fillies are overrated.
I rate fillies 12/10
>>27778110
Sounds like they take over and do things their way instead of letting the CMC do things their way.
>want a hug?
>>27778148
Sounds like a simpson episode
>>27778155
>>27778169
>dude what is going on
>>27778183
Just chillin, homie.
>>27778133
YOUR FACE IS OVERRATED
WHO SAID THAT
It is the time of the horses
>>27778264
It's always that time
>>27778264
>Horses
>>27778269
but not all of us can be here all the time sadly
Fillies are very small.
>>27778056
>manehattan again
EXPLORE EQUESTRIA
>>27778298
hehehe.
>>27778334
Smoll is good
>>27778349
Explore Equestria was a tagline for Hasbro toy marketing and wasn't an advertised theme for the actual season.
>>27778298
The best princess
>>27778352
smol pon
Can't wait until The Other Princess snaps like Luna.
>>27778349
JUST
>>27778385
Smol catpon
You just saw a filly cock vore a colt.
Seeing this fills you with DETERMINATION!
>>27777712
applejack and anon edit when?
>>27778428
how many shity memes can you cram in one post?
>>27778441
I mean, I'm not trying but I could.
>>27778463
what was it
>>27778485
a scriptfag
>>27778463
It's easier if you use the archives.
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/post/9999999
>>27778540
or 4chan x!
nobby?
>>27778548
You're literally using the archives there, too. With my method you don't have to do a random quote post just to check that post.
>>27778548
I think he just means so you don't have to post to view it.
>>27778602
>thick eyebrows
>braces
My weaknesses
>>27778602
Ugly but cute
>>27778636
I bet she is the most TURBOLEWD young mare you'll ever have the sexual pleasure of meeting.
Filly wants to be aHERO
>>27778661
Anon pls.
I just want to take her out on a nice date and make a good impression on her dad so I can take her on more dates.I'll hold her hoof in public
>>27778679
I just want to lewd her. A lot.
Maybe we can strike a deal, you deal with the dating and i deal with the lewding.
>>27778702
I don't know if I'm okay with this
>>27778749
how terrifying
>>27778749
Well i'm going to do my things with her.
Try and to stop me.
>>27778759
You're terrifying
>>27778759
More ponies should wear ties
>>27778793
UNDRESS
>>27778815
QUICK
SOMEONE COLLAR
>>27778828
No collar for you
>>27778835
>you will never wear the princess dress
>>27778769
That young mare is terrifyingly energetic she must be absolutely crazy in the sack
NO DRESSING THE FILLIES
>>27778769
Am not
>>27778793
there are far better neck worn options than ties
>>27778849
>there are far better neck worn options than ties
>>27778852
Heæs right, you know.
You kids and your collars
>>27778854
He is not
>>27778838
shieeet
>>27778887
>hey get mad when you say she's a NEET and doesn't actually do anything.
As a flutterfag I must agree with this.
>>27778887
What did you think was so important in that post that you'd link it here
>>27778893
>>27778896
Don't respond
>>27778883
Wrongmeister
>>27778925
I know you are
>>27778919
look how much better she look than those other options
well except >>27778815
>there are people partying and exploding fireworks outside right now
nnnneeeerrrgh
>>27778917
you can't stop me
Sucking pony dick
It tastes so fucking good
Pleasure in stomach
heavy pony nuts
busting in my abdomen
I feel so full now
wobbling home alone
cum leaking off my asshole
my mind filled with bliss
>>27778997
nice
>>27779000
Wait, that stallion's cutie mark is a Jockey's helmet?
A pony whos talent is riding horses?
>>27778997
I'm no zoophile
But MLP helped me see
Stallion on woman
Hello MLPG, I own a 21 inch Wacom Cintiq. I don't use it anymore. What do?
>>27779041
>21inch
Use it as a dildo
>>27779041
Go back to using it.
>>27778919
>that tiny bell
So cute.
>>27779041
give it to someone who wants to try out drawing.
>>27778997
Just fucking kill me
can hiatus end already
I swear Im gonna
NEW
HORSE
W H E R E?
H
E
R
E
?
>>27779085
At the end of the hiatus
>>27779089
THAT IS NOT A SPATIAL LOCATION
>>27779072
Just wait until Aug. 6th.
>>27778046
>>27779085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ
>>27779093
Well have fun getting there then.
>>27779093
If you model the hiatus as a physical model it is
>>27779093
MY DICK IS A SPATIAL LOCATION
>>27779099
Hol up hol up
>aug 8th
the fuck bros??
>>27779108
Your dick is contained in a subdimension so small that it can't be detected
>>27779135
>>27779135
>>27779135
Umbrellas double for rain and shine.
>>27779108
Points in space don't have volume, though.
>>27779041
Become Buckley
>>27779056
>>27779065
no and hell no. they'll just end up using it to watch porn and play Europa Universalis 4. Like I am right now.
Heh, I'm not even using a mouse!
>>27778887
>Sunfags so superior they lie outside of the scale
![450[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aHUzK7e.jpg "450[1]")
