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>>27770418
Blink.
let me guess:
Another general dedicated to a fucking character done by X anon drawfag as textless roleplaying
fuck off
>>27770449
*Falls asleep*
>>27770474
let me guess:
another bitter anon who has no natural talents yet spends all day one a board for colorful horses criticizing how other people spend their time.
fuck off.
>>27770449
uh. blink?
>>27770449
I do not like this Sam I am.
>>27770449
As morning hues of sun swept fire caress your passion face. Alone with thee in pure desire, to worship your untold grace. My soul would cry in silent prayer, for hours spent apart. Your essence warms the evening air, as I dance into your heart.
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT LOOK AWAY!
Oh dear if only Doctor Whooves were here.
>>27770511
boop
>>27770511
Boop the snoot.
>>27770511
*Blinksaway from you*
>>27770449
*teleports behind you*
>>27770500
Would you, could you, in a hole?
Would you, could you, without a soul?
>>27770580
yes i would inside a hole,
even if they had no soul.
id blow my load inside you see,
now fuck off normie or ill ree
>this thread is going places fast
>>27770593
what a cutie
>>27770593
Honk her snoot.
>>27770593
*Stops time*
*Blinks away from you*
Oh what now!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YDIjMwjydRM
>>27770593
Line up dick, close eyes, thrust.
Hope I remembered how these fucker work correctly
>>27770418
>>27770449
>>27770511
>>27770593
Disastral, is that you?
>>27770474
kill yourself you fucking retard
>>27770593
Quick, set a mirror in front of it.
I'd cuddle with this poner even if I ended up ded.
Blink.
>>27770912
It would be extremely painful
>>27770593blinkblinkblinkblink
>>27770912
Nah, you'd probably be flung to before Celestia was born
>>27770483
This.
>>27770998
man, this is getting merock hard
>>27770998
You guys are gonna get us all killed, dammit.
>>27770597
Underrated post.
>>27770998~kissu
I wanna reap it and take a hammer to its face to see if it screams.
>>27770998
You are cute. I approve of this. What may you be doing here? Here, I'll even give you time to answer
[Closing eyes intensifies]
>>27770998
Surprise hug.
If we die, we die happy.
>>27771031
not really
I imagine poner Weeping Angel would cuddle you when close enough.
>>27771027
fuck your mirror
>>27770998
Why has that snoot not been booped!?!?
>>27771135
You don't understand the consequences of your actions.
>>27771150
I fully understand them
I just don't care
>>27771159
Eccleston wouldn't have let this happen.
>>27771159
This man speaks the truth
>>27770998
LOUD BLINKING
>>27771228
Fine get sent back in time see if I care.
>>27770998
Boop.
blinkblinkblinkblinkblink
>>27771309
worth it
Looks like disastral's work a bit
>>27771222
Well self check while we wait for OP to deliver, fantastic job by the way OP
>pic unrelated
RUN AWAY!
>>27770998
>blinklewdly.
Has anyone tried booping it yet?
>>27770628
I know rightwe just can't take our eyes off her
>>27771368
That poor kid is going to be fucked for life.
>>27770998
I'd fuck that statue.
>>27771674
The chimichanga speaks the truth, mang.
>>27771677
Thank you for the defense dubs checked
>>27771674
Sorry OP is gone and I'm bored so I must
If op don't deliver can someone drawn the next pic with the WA unzipping anon's pants/unbuttoning shirt, in first view pls
>>27771901
Yes this is what I have been saying all along
>>27771222
>>27770672
>>27770998
Blink
>Weeping Angel poneDo you get sent to Equestria once she gets you while she feeds on whatever amount of time you had left here?
....and where's her spoopyface?
AND NOW... we wait
For everyone asking OP to deliver, I'm pretty sure those pics are reposts.
Blink...
>>27771981
p-pls no
>>27770628
too bad she is a pony of version of something that is trying to kill you.
>>27771981
Not reposts.
>>27771981
Then >>27771901 still apply
>>27771901
>*unzips dick*
>>27771952
But I want to stay here with Weaping Angel pone.
We can play peekaboo.
>>27772043
Nonono
I want WA to unzip it
>>27771981
It's Disastral testing the waters with new stuff, as he usually does
>>27770998Should I write green of a small little idea I have on this? I don't want to possibly overshadow OP though.
>>27772117
disastral is already gone. do what you want
>>27772117
Do it.
Do it do it do it.
>>27772145
...Clever girl.
>>27772117
Do it fagnigger. I need green of qt3.14 Spoopy Statue Pone.
>>27772145
Hug
>>27772145
*teleports her into a wall covered entirely in mirrors*
>>27772312
>wink wink
>>27772312
How would she react if you alternate blinks with one eye only?
>>27772312
Blink the following code:
.... . -.-- / -... -... -.-- / ..- / .-- .- -. - / ... ..- -- / ..-. ..- -.- ..--..
>>27772312
[waggles eyebrows]
>distral needs attention: the thread
Not making enough money on your patreon so you're shilling here again?
>>27772383
>not enjoying qt marshmallow horse statue
>>27772393
>cronies at full force, too
>>27772401
>trying this hard to shit on content creator
When will they learn?
>>27772412
That their actions have consequences?
>>27772312
ayyyy gurl
blink blink
lemme holla
Stonepone gets me granitehard
>It's a stallion the whole time.
>>27772407
Yup. You got me. I chose this thread specifically to talk shit in. No really.
>>27772412
>content creator
Then he'll put it behind a paywall on his patreon when he has you interested. Have fun.
>draws a few shitty sketches of pony OC mismashed with a statue of a saint/angel
>gets his dicked sucked for "OMGURD SO CUTE OC 10 OUTTA 10"
You're all fucking idiots.
>>27772442
Oh boy and here comes the lewd guys. Get your wallets ready.
>>27772442
Not sure if lewd or random line?
THANKS OP, NOW I HAVE STATUE FETISH
>>27772442
>>27772442
Oh Christ it's in heat.
>>27772442
Wait just a second. I sure hope that line there is just a stray line and not a vaginal slit.
>>27772456
>this mad
Well went as much of Disastral's stuff as I could care to find, good, but not porn one pic of OC undoing zipper with teeth but nothing more, SOL Anons
>>27772442
I'm torn
Do I stop blinking and enjoy the sight before I'm inevitably killed, or keep blinking?
>>27772473
>this poor
ftfy
>>27772442
I swear to fuck, fuck you and your fucking cute lewd statue that is making me want to write a greentext about Doctor Whooves and a weeping statue on heat
>>27772456
>being this assblasted
I bet you kiss girls faget.
>>27772472
>Tries to fuck you every time you blink.
>It's just grinding on your dick because you can't penetrate rock with your cock.
>Doesn't feel good, man.
>>27772442
>>27772477
Shit was wrong I leave for 1 god damn minute
>>27772483
>You are now aware that the Doctor is with Derpy because she is grey like a weeping angel.
Friendly reminder
>>27772456
We'll have to pay for something made by another person instead of expecting to get it for free!?
>>27772442
>that line
do...do I call the mods?
>>27772515
Don't you dare you fucking bean.
>>27772515
Just don't blink.
>>27772456
Why are you so fucking angry and cynical? Can you just enjoy anything while it lasts?
*closes eyes*
>>27772530
Open your eyes.
And see, your eyes are open.
>>27772525
They stole his sense of wonder. Try and focus on cute lewd statue horse instead.
>this thread
>>27772442
>NSFW
YA DUN GOOFED
>>27772456
>Then he'll put it behind a paywall on his patreon when he has you interested. Have fun.
No paywalls on the patreon, The only thing that resembles any kind of paywall is sketch pages. Patreons get shit a day early and priority on questions, thats about it.
>>27772456
summer is real
>>27772558
You can make things exclusive to patrons. And most people who are paying to see that content aren't going to leak it to the masses.
I'm not the anon, nor do I believe that that's wrong in any way, I'm just saying.
Why is this such a difficult concept?
>>27772490
They're only statues when they're being observed. Quantum locked.
So you could close your eyes and get a blowjob as long as you didnt look at it.
>>27772456
The only kind of artists I don't like are the lazy kind that put in a low amount of effort to get patreon followers and then sit around providing little to no content while they get paid monthly from the unfortunate idiots they duped into paying their bills, like Tiarawhy, or the kind that are so up their own ass about their "skill" that they waive any criticism whatsoever and hide behind provoking their fanboy whiteknights to defend them, like Pencils.
Disastral anon doesn't seem to be either of those types, so he's alright by me.
I think basic rape advice goes well here
>just close your eyes and enjoy it
>>27772583
Who's the troll?!
WHICH ONE DO I SHOOT.
>>27772588
Dubs of truth checked
>>27772585
So in concept I could restrain one and close my eyes and rape it?
>>27772515
Why not? If people are so hung up on rules, they won't mind if you report this one that breaks them too.
>>27772442
how's about we get a better view?
>>27772626
You just gotta close your eyes.
>>27772366
They stay still
Only one character thought of doing ever
>>27772515
Leave Scruffy be he doesn't need to be given work he does what he wants
>>27772633
Imagine how pissed off a weeping angel was when they realized this flaw and could do nothing.
>>27772646
Or looking each other, or looking at a mirror.
>>27772646
Well, it did burn an image of itself on her retina
>>27772656
How would it respond to a blind person?
>>27772442
MOOOOOOODS MODS MODS MOOOOODS
>>27772515
Ye
>>27772694
How would it respond to something like a robot that has a constant video feed? It's technically not eyes, but it's still seeing
>>27772700
dont be a faggot
>>27772711
It would probably bitch about how kids these days have fancy robotics and how a weeping angels life is hard now a days.
>>27772700
You seen to forget this is our mod he cannot be called have you seen that lewd thread that's been up for over a day now
>>27772442
keep your eyes open and molest her
>>27772728
Lewd threads aren't against the rules..
>>27772711
Any recorded image or drawing becomes a weeping angel itself given what happened in that episode, the robot would then embody a weeping angel
>>27772442
Touch it.
Do it.
>>27772442
Fairs fair.
>Show dick and blink.
>>27772748
That's what I mean besides the is a literal horsecock on page 4 so really we are behaving quite well
>>27772799
Update: it is now page 2 cause someone bumped with horse pussy and said the mods are asleep
>>27772442
>touch iton its line
>blink
>>27772824
no one cares attention whore
>>27772442
A ma boop ye you fuck
>>27771727
>ifunny
>>27772898
No google actually because I saw chimichangas and had to find something
>>27772442
>>27772938
Oh come on man it's nothingto weep about
>Weeping Angels kill by seducing people now.
Clever girl.
>>27772973
close your eyes for a kiss.
>>27772442
>eyebrow wiggle
>wink
>>27772117
well if this fag aint gonna do it i will
"DOCTOR WHAT DO I DO"
>"DONT BLINK WHATEVER YOU DO DO NOT BLINK"
>you are anon
>and some fucking statue is about to kill you
>fuck fuck fuck
>"ANON RUN RUN INTO THE TARDIS GO GO GO"
>you look at the doctor
>wait
>filled with dread you turn your head
>...
>its hugging you
>well a rock is hugging you
>the doctor is stunned
>"it- it didn't kill you? why?"
"can you get this thing off me doctor
>"anon just close your eyes"
>you close your peepers
>and open them again
>its looking at you
>fucking creepy
>"well in all my years i- well this is totally bizzare it should of sent you back in time but it didn't"
>"weird"
want me to cont.?
>>27772442
>>27773008
Of course we want you to continue
>>27773008
Finally, the green I ordered arrived!
Moar plz.
>>27773008
Sure why not we'vegot the time
>>27772970
>>27771640I am now 3 of the 4 Carloses on this threadwhat the fuck is my life
>>27773008
Oh.
I was going to write just like a one-post thing about the statue hugging you, but I guess you had the same idea, too.
Well, whatever. Carry on, then.
>>27773008
>Anon has to walk around with a pony statue hugging him in different positions.
>>27772442
Oh god please more. Blink in a way that lets her know we like what she's doing.
>>27772442
>You will never close your eyes and feel statue poner hug you tenderly.
>>27773137
We all suffer daily knowing this, Anon, let's not remind ourselves of this fact now.
What happened we lost posts but lewd is still here, and so is my Carlos who got banned?
If this thread is alive by tomorrow afternoon, I'll write green.
Fuck you again drawfag, fuck you.
>>27773137
sure is /swt/ in here.
>>27773158
Angels got them.
>>27773277
WHY DID THEY BLINK??
>>27773277
Dubs confirm. Sexy statues killed them.
>>27771019
Nigga,
>>27771368
topkek
>>27772442
Lick
>>27773366
You mean blink and lick.
Or can we just keep on licking and build up pleasure for her until next blink
>>27772442
Get a chisel and hammer and go to town on that slit
>>27773390
This
>>27773390
>Teasing the poor thing like that.
>>27773391
Whoa now, we want to pleasure the mostly immobile statue, not ruin her genitals.
>>27773390
>She turns into a puddle of wet cement
>>27773398
>mutilating beautiful statue horse pussy
Absolutely haram.
What if we just close our eyes? Solves the quantum problem. Put our trust in the Angel and skip the red light/green light bullshit.
Jumping the gun a bit, fellas. We should at least get some sign of consent before we just take advantage of her immobile state. Besides, if we were to attempt rape, she would inevitably kill us for our treachery.
>>27773417
How would OP draw it, though?
>>27773429
She showed stonepussy first.
And she didn't say no.
>>27773399
Kek
>>27772442
> Winks lewdly
>>27773441
Flashing her rockvag is one thing, allowing us to touch it in some way is another altogether.
>>27773008
Fucking hell yes, keep going!
>>27772483
Would be great to see this one too
>>27773473
Holy fuck my dick just exploded.
>>27773458
It's an invitation, it would be rude to just leave her there.
>>27773473
>>27773450
reported
Imagine Maud scissoring a weeping angel.
>>27773495
brb piecing my dick back together again
>>27773489
We can't be certain, she could just be teasing us. It would help if we could establish some sort of effective communication with her other than *blink*
>>27773500
Show her our rock hard dick.
>>27773439
I know right I'mdrawing a blankI won't stop until OP tells me with pic or I get Scruffied
>>27773507
She could take offense to that.
It'd be worth the risk though.
>>27773535
Make it blink at her!
>>27773507
This sounds like the safest bet.
>>27772442
>Closes eyes and kisses cheek
Where did OP go? Did he/she go to sleep or something? Did OP leave us with a cliffhanger?If there's one thing I have a love-hate relationship with it's someone who knows how to tease really well.
I bet OP fell asleep or some shit
>>27773622
If that's the case we need to keep this thread alive until he/she gets back. I need moar.
>>27773592
I want to kiss WA's stone flanks.
>>27770418
Sorry guys my computer commited sepoku
No green for a bit
>>27773723
HE'S NOT DED
>>27773723
>computer commits sudoku
Disgrace to the famiry.
>>27773723
>sepoku
Is that some kind of sick, twisted cross between sudoku and seppuku?
>>27773633
I want to lay WA down and tongue fuck her chiseled cunt while keeping my eyes wide open until she's moaning for release through her pursed stone lips.
>>27773746
It's all a numbers game, man!
>>27773746
Yes
>>27773750
>implying you wouldn't feel up that glorious chiseled behindconsensually
>>27773729
I think that's the greentext dude.
>>27773750
But anon stones can't talk or moan
You logic is flawed
>>27773799
Perhaps, but the thought is pure boner fuel.
>>27773774
>implying I wouldn't do both
>>27773815
Would you even go so far asengage in consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation?
>>27773826Covered by a blanket and with the lights off.
>>27773839
L-lewd!I'm not sure I could go all the way like than, man. The best I think I could do is sensual, tender cuddles before bed.
>>27773826
Who wouldn't want to breed awesome hybrid death statue babies with a sexy weeping angel pone?
>>27773826
Of course my love for WA isset in stone
>>27773883Would you bring them up in a loving, Christian home like they deserve?
>>27772442
>>27773366
Slowly rub inner thighs, promise that you'll do beautiful things to her if she will let you. Close eyes and wait.
>>27773899
Carlos, I do not approve of this wordplay. I'm going to ask you to stop, but I will understand if you refuse.
>>27770492
Bad idea, I've seen how this ends. You wind up trapped in a hotel growing old.
>>27773913
This plz
>>27773918
Oh no, we'll bestonedfor these puns.
>>27773950
I'll rip your throat out you little shit.
>>27773913
Get nervous as nothing happens, get afraid that she's getting ready to attack or run away when hear this right next to your ear.
>"I...really like you, do whatever you want, whenever you blink I'll feel it. Just please be gentle."
>>27773981
You had best treat her very nicely and handle her with care.
>>27773950
the kids in ms frizzle's class are so damned sexy, especially carlos. i bet that kid has a nice looking uncut penis
>>27773918
Only OP, Scruffy, and maybe engie if he does a good green text can stop me now
Pic not meant to offend
>>27772580
>he doesn't know where to find patreon exclusive content for free
>>27774006
>There's a way to view patreon-only content for free
Teach me senpai.
>>27774006
T-teach us family?
>>27774032
>>27774054
Well it depends are you interested pony porn that's exclusive to patrons?
>>27774095
Yes.
>inb4 he tells us how to sign up for Patreon
>>27773883
Satyrs when?
>>27773990
I wanted to fuck the lizard.
>>27773008
I think you should keep going Engie.
I think that for the LOVE OF GOD YOU SHOULD KEEP GOING!!!!!!!!!!!!
The green is nice and all, but I'm dying over here waiting for OP and the Weeping Angel Pony's next move.
>>27773905
It could be arranged.
>>27773981
Open eyes, she's laying before you on her back in her stone from, hind-legs spread wide and fore-legs offered out in a wide hug, a nervous attempt of a sultry smile on her face.
You have her open for an assault of the most intimate kind.
>>27770418
No. Die.
>>27774095
C-can you help me with getting Patreon exclusive Backstage Pass comic pages?
https://www.patreon.com/magsama
First Thingpone, now this. You really like trying to sleep with things that want to kill you, don't you /mlp/?
>>27774260
Well if OP is American it is the middle of the night. Also we have a lot of posts of only a 7 hour old thread. Should we slow down?
>>27774247It's just a prank, bro.
>>27774306
Oh. 'kay.
>>27774299
Oh, it's only 2:20 AM on a thursday morning. What American wouldn't be up?
In all seriousness though, We can't let this thread die. OP has me hooked. This is legitmately one of the best threads I've seen in weeks. If he's worried about getting b&, he can post lewd through imgur. I can't believe we're already over halfway through the bump limit, goes to show how god-tier this thread is. If this one goes past 500 OP should at least make a new one until we finish this dangerously lewd adventure.
>>27774290
What does not kill usonly makes us hornier.
>>27774280
>So you've made it to my patreon. That's great! I'm assuming your a fan of my work or sexy adult art in general.
anon whoever the fuck this is do not fap to their stuff
>>27774269
Knowing now she'll feel every little bit you lay before her, your upper body squarely between her hind-legs. You bring your hands to her rump and start to rub slowly. Rubbing against stone, but still treat it like fine silk as you work towards her inner thighs again. Eyes never leave hers, wanting her to have the full experience regardless of her stare looking to where you were standing. Bringing your head down you break eye contact so you can begin your main task. Slowly as to not harm your tongue on the rough rock and to stay true to her request you bring it down to her most treasured spot.
Lick.
>>27774352
>yfw OP never actually intended for that pic to be lewd
>it really was just a random line
>>27774372
She's still lifting up her dress and presenting in a provocative manner, and I'm surious to see what she does next, lewd or not.She'll probably end up killing us, but whatever. Worth it.
>>27774397
*curious
Do excuse my abhorrent typo.
Anyway, I need some sleep. Don't let thread be kill, you wonderful faggots.
>>27774397
I feel like you want this pic
>>27770572
Where's my thread. The story about edge pone shouldn't be dead.
>>27774368
A few go overs of her sweet place later you decide it's time to let her feel it. Back up to a position on your knees, close eyes.
>*GASP*
Hear soft panting followed a shortly after by shuffling. Feel a surprising light weight press on your front. She is hugging you, face right before yours as you can feel her breath. No words as she kisses you. She feels like any other pony, her fur exceptionally soft in your hands as you return the hug. Being more active in the kiss you let her tongue in though your teeth where it had been prodding. You both stay like that for a moment when she achingly, hesitantly pulls away. Cool air hitting your front again you hear her move around a bit before everything goes silent.
Open eyes.
>>27772383
Literally who? I'm not here for some guy, I'm here for qt pone.
*Unzips Dick*
>Park in twilight
>You're busy, feeding ducks in the lake, trying to get back the normalcy of earth
>Wind in trees
>Crickets chirp
>Silence
>A large cathedral towers beyond the tree line, dotted with various equine gargoyles
>You glance up at the monolith, seeing a particularly cute one
>She's hiding behind her hooves
>Adorable.jpeg
>Back to the ducks
>After a moment, you look up again, desperate to see this cutie one more time
>Looking
>Looking
>L...
>Where is she?
>Did you just imagine her? Is your libido that high?
>...'rustle'...
>From... behind you?
>>27774472
>>27774528
Both of these stories are making me hard as fuck.
>>27772588
Now I thought Pencils was pretty good with criticism. Guess over time, his ego got bigger. I don't know. Stopped following the threads after awhile. Was there in the beginning though.
>>27772929
You could crop the image. I do that sometimes.
>>27773458
>not taking the hint
This is why we are virgins
>>27774472
She's lowered her front to the ground and is presenting her solidified back end to you. Skirt having been moved aside, nothing is hidden to you. Her head is turned to look back at you, a marginally more confident grin etched into her face.
With no time to be wasted you derobe and get behind her. You bring your ready and waiting wong to her entrance. Opting to up her pleasure before closing your eyes, you carefully, CAREFULLY rub little Anon against her unloving lips. It's uncomfortable and you fear in some part of your mind of being found sexually assaulting a presenting statue, but the promise of intercourse with the cute being is far too enticing. After a few more strokes and a few more licks for good measure your desire for the non-stone entrance grows too strong.
Open eyes.
>>27774552
this
Didn't Pencils come here because he hated the hugbox critiques on tumblr?
>>27773812
Visible moans of pleasure without sound.
>>27774600
That's all for tonight. I'll be back at some point tomorrow.
>>27774626
He spoke about it. Yeah. Edited images, if something was wrong. I remember when someone spoke of a story of a donkey. The lesson was that you can't appeal to everybody. I have feeling that he still follows that advice.
>>27774626
As far as I've seen, the only critiques he outright ignores are the ones telling him that his comic is shit because it's essentially a harem manga or because it includes EQG references and satyrs.
He's willing to improve on artistic or dialogue flaws, but he doesn't want to completely redirect the comic's themes and story for people who don't like what he's trying to make. I guess some of those people see that as arrogance.
>>27774699
I'm gonna guess that the reason people are saying he can't take criticism is because he won't remove the satyrs from his comic. Criticism =/= "Remove the story element because it doesn't appeal to me"
test
>>27774705
What exactly IS he trying to make, though? Last time I checked the uncanny valley comic he still had no real story, so I'm uncertain what the deal is with it.
>>27774552
He was never good with criticism.
>I'm not a writer lol
Isn't an excuse to reject criticism of the writing. Get good. And the one time I saw someone actually give a courteous criticism of his art, he stayed silent while his "fans" dogpiled the person who was being perfectly polite about it.
>>27775049
>I'm not a writer lol
>Isn't an excuse to reject criticism of the writing
This.
>>27775049
>And the one time I saw someone actually give a courteous criticism of his art, he stayed silent while his "fans" dogpiled the person who was being perfectly polite about it.
You should have capped this, because I don't believe you. If someone was being respectful and giving valid, useful, CONSTRUCTIVE criticism on his art, then I doubt that even the most autistic of his fans would even bother replying. People were probably calling him out because he was just baiting with something like "You should either just make it NSFW or keep it 100% safe and stop cock-teasing us" or some stupid shit like that.
>>27770998
>OFF
>BY
>ONE
Could it be THESE dubs you were looking for?
>>27775044
It's just something he's making for fun, about an anon with magic healing cum. It's not supposed to be serious or anything, but it's cute.
>>27775049
I have to agree. Pencils' writing follows the conventional tropes of most haram anime, and the comic suffers from it. Oftentimes, I don't see any substance in the story. A real shame, he asked for the writefag in the beginning. This could have been avoided. He should have at least got one before the lore was established.
>>27775094
>most haram anime
>>27775094
>haram
>That freudian slip
/pol/, please.
>>27775093
But then that begs the question of what's the story, again? So, he has 'magic semen' but..what's the point? How did he did get it? Where is the story going with this? I get that the ponies (and only the ponies) are cute with the rest of the uncanny valley mixed into everything else, but that can only go so far before people get tired of it.
>>27775129
>click to open
>realize it's a .gif
>close it as fast as I can
You almost fucking got me you stupid asshole.
>>27775145
You're fine. I nearly closed it out of boredom. Nothing happens for nearly a good minute before it just shows the face closer. Pretty bland.
You fucking faleflagging faggots got this >>27772442 deleted
>>27775164
I want to die.
>Don't blink. Blink and you're hugged. They are soft. Softer than you can believe. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink. Good Luck.
>>27775164
Calm down. It'll go up on derpibooru at some point, I bet. Or just check the fucking archives.
>>27775177
I saved it before it got pruned, but I'm still pissed it got pruned in the first place.
>>27775188
It was still in violation of the rules. Oh well.
>>27775164
I fucking hate every single fucking rulefagging cunt on this board. I really do. /mlp/ needs to be nukes so we can all properly migrate to /trash/ so rulefags have absolutely no power and will finally kill themselves.
>>27775197
It was a sketch line, but sure did look like vag lips.
I gotta go and do something but ill be back later, and it'll get quite lewd. (But ill have to post that shit on imgur and censor it here)
>>27775492
Going to have to call bullshit there. Didn't look like any innocent sketch line, directly between the legs. Also, she was lifting the dress expressly for that view. Artist or not, all signs pointed right to lewd.
>>27775508
Shut the fuck up
>>27775514
What? I enjoyed it. Just saying there's no way that it wasn't lewd.
>>27773008
>its looking at you
>fucking creepy
>you close them one more time
>and feel something hard touch your nose
>boop
>oh~
Anon needs a stone waifu that follows him around.
I bet the sex would be amazing just so long as you never open your eyes.
>>27775519
Nah, mods are pretty strict now and ive been banned before for something similar.
>>27775536
Hm, well, lewd or not, I did like it. Just seemed more towards the naughty end of that spectrum. Especially considering the response it got, it appears I wasn't the only one to think so. Hope to see more.
>ITT: Anon don't just get excited about fucking a pony, they get excited about fucking a pony made of stone.
I imagine it will be very painful.
>>27775582
He's a big guy
>>27775592
You'll too
>>27775492
>Mods got triggered by a very slightly suggestive sketch line
Fucking figures. Godspeed all the same - cant wait to see where this goes.
>>27775431
Having visited /trash/ on the regular I agree to an extent. The problem is that we'd end up having to compete with the number of the HG/dump threads there and make that board ultra fast. Maybe if MLP General were allowed on /co/ and EQG on /aco/ as a start...
That said, it would still give us freedom to post whatever without fear of the mods doing shit, and the collective suicide of rulefags would be worth the negatives that can come with such a move.
>pic deleted
fug
any derpi links?
>>27775582
Anon's dick can surpass any phisical and spiritual limitation
>>27775728
get a browser extension that fetches posts from archives, senpai
>>27775758
4chanX usually does it for me but its a 404 in the archives.
>>27775728
>>27775770
I got it fine from desu/cuck.
http://imgur.com/kFZCyLZ
>>27774006
That site is nice. Even if it's missing some nice artists.
>>27774032
>>27774054
:^)
>>27775795
I thought it had all artists. Which ones is it missing?
>>27775774
Thank you based anon. We lesser lurkers bow before your knowledge and wisdom.
>>27775524
>Stone waifu is about to cum
>Open eyes
D E V I L I S H
>>27775822
>edging for eternity
Truly evil.
>>27774006
>artist makes a patreon
>starts doing half-ass stuff on their regular blog
>go to yiff-party
>their stuff is more half-assed
>>27775822
How could you even think such a thing about our beloved Angel Waifu?
>>27775835
Who even does this?
>>27775830
>>27775836
What if she is into it?
I could see that.No pun intended
>>27775431
kill yourself
>>27775847
>OH GOD I JUST LOVE MODCOCK I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP SUCKING THEM
You first, darling.
>>27774006
Tell us master
>>27775812
You can request artists to be added in the thread and he will maybe put it on the list. (Also he asks that you only request artists which are furry/close to furry (this inlcudes ponies)).
Sometimes I'm searching for an artist but they're not on it.
>Be Anon
>Walk through town square everyday going to work
>Always take your time - beguilingly cute pone statue always catches your eye
>Her eyes are always covered
>You feel something like pity for the qt statues self-imposed blindness
>But it's just a statue, so whateves
>As time passes your mind turns evermore towards your lone stone pone
>That granity-marbley sheen
>Those chiseled curves
>That delicate jaw line
>You grow to love your stone pone
>You treasure the brief moments of time you get to "spend" with her on your daily walk to work
>One day as you bid your frozen fancy goodbye you decide you need one more look at her
>Such a cuti-
>Huh
>Strange
>You never noticed before how her right hoof was actually lifted a little
>From this angle it almost looks like...
>Well, almost like she was peaking at you.
>>27775868
>Implying they will tell their precious secrets to newfags like us
>Implying it wasn't an intentional setup to disappointment
the image of an angel is an angel
>>27775896
I mean I am sure it would take 2 minutes of google to find it now, but being an elitist dick about it must be the only pleasure he has in life
>>27775842
>'A-Anon, I'm so close!'
>You can hear her
>She doesn't speak to you, but you can hear her voice directly in your mind, a twinge of hollow stone to her words
>Your fingers trace along her exposed marehood, bringing her closer to orgasm
>'I'm- I'm- AHH-'
>Just as she reaches the edge, you snap open your eyes and grin
>'W-What'
"Oh, my sweet little Angel, did you really think it would be that easy?"
>You lay next to her, kissing her stone cheek and running a hand over her now hardened body
"Is orgasm denial your fetish, sweetheart?"
>'Y-You monster.'
"Beg for it."
>'Anoooon!' she whines
"Beg."
>Another whimper
>'Please... l-let me c-cum?'
"You don't sound very sincere."
>'PLEASE, ANON! LET THIS DIRTY ROCK SLUT CUM!'
>Goodness
"Hmmm, nah."
>'AN-'
>Pressing a finger against her stone folds, you close your eyes
>Immediately you feel your fingers sink into her as she comes back to life
>'ON-NNNNNNAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHNNN!'
>You kiss her cheek again, warmth and softness greeting your lips this time around
"You know, you're cute when you're frustrated."
>Hooves gently hit you in the side
>'Y-You're so mean!'
"I love you you."
>You can see her pouting in your mind's eye
>'L-Love you, too.'
>You lick your fingers clean of your little mare's essence, the taste sending tingles across your tongue
>Mmm,pop rocks
>>27775905
Well, telling you would also take away potential revenue that artists you would want to support away because you're getting all of their shit for free.
>>27775907
>WA's have pop rock pussies
I can get down with this.
>>27775907
Well boys, I think I found the newest addition to the strange waifu thread
>>27775915
You imply they don't get a million bronybucks as it is
>>27775905
>>27775868
Just go to the clop thread on /trash/. There's a couple links on bypassing Patreon.
>inb4 spoonfeeding
I'm pointing them to the right direction.
>>27775923
>million bronybucks
:^)
>>27775935
That guy is hot garbage though with horrible art
>>27775923
well, maybe people like JohnJoseco and Doxy do, sure.
>>27775938
Well now I'm definitely not tellng you the site since you have shit taste. :^)
>>27775920
>stone waifu hugs you every morning before work
>she demands ear scritchies or she won't let go
>just for shits and giggles you don't comply one day
>arrive at work with a tiny equine statue hugging you
>she did always say she wanted to see where you worked
>you'll leave that ear unscritched until you get home
>let her build up that need all day
>moaning into your mind
>and chastise her for being lewd in public
>>27775915
Although, I disagree with paywalling content. Artists need money as an drive. I hope that some will pay for the patreon content after viewing it. Although, I never expected of you to pay for it in the first place.
>>27775945
Oh no
If only there existed a search engine that could answer literally any question
>>27775907>pop rocks>my sides
>>27775957
>How dare you not spoonfeed me!
>I'm going to go out and learn how to eat on my own!
You activated his trap card.
>>27775951
What? Do they have telepathy now or something?
>>27775957
Do it. I want to see if you will find it.
Does she have a name?
>>27775951
>Collect hundreds of beautiful statue waifus
>Put them on display in a grand museum
>Get money
>Cuddle your statues every night when the others have all left
Maybe those guys who majored in art had the right idea after all...
>>27775979
>all this talk about pony statues
you know, i saw a fan comic that theorised that statues were real ponies turned into stone by celestia as punishment
now you are making me think that she forgot they were statues, they learned their lesson a long time ago, and somehow an interdimensional ape can communicate telepathicly with themalso, who doesn't love a bad girl once in a while
>>27774600
>Open eyes.
B-but they're already open.
>>27775985
With thy chisel and hammer, ye shall be known as the great waifu maker!
>Stone pone gains life as you make her
>Closing your eyes, you hear a happy little gasp
>'Master! I can't wait to be a part of your collection! I- oh dear, I'm n-not just a bust, am I?'
>Chuckling, you shake your head
"I'm not finished with you yet."
>'Oh, that's a relief. If you don't mind me asking, why did you start on my head and move to my rear before chiseling out limbs for me yet?'
>A grin makes its way onto your face
"Oh, I just like to put a little love into my creations throughout the process."
>'Master? W-What are you doing back th- YEEP!'
>this thread
>>27776045
Now we're gettin' somewhere.
>>27776056
>ITT: people with a sexual fetish for statues
fucking disgusting
>>27776082
Well, living statues with human/pony characteristics, but yeah.
>>27776082
Did /d/ beat /pol/ in divegrass or something?
>>27775979
>>27775991
Fantine
>>27776082
>doesn't have agalmatophilia fetish
Absolute levels of disgusting
>>27774600
>Open eyes
>She's not real
>Cry
>>27776056
I remember being in statue of liberty thread right after TGotMP aired. It was a fun thread.
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/26956364/#26976947
>>27776082
>he doesn't appreaciate the beauty of a chiseled work of masterly craft
Remove yourself from this world, my unpleasant fellow.
>>27776082
I bet you fap to humans too, you fucking retarded faggot.
>>27775979
>>27775991
Or Frieze. Turns out this works on two levels, for a frieze is a band of statuary and a friese is a breed of horse.
>>27776082
get used to it
>>27776082
A passion as old as Pygmalion, anon. We're part of a proud tradition stretching to the roots of Western civilization. OP is a latter-day Ovid.
So what the fuck is this thread since it seems like it's just a couple of pony statue pictures and some circlejerking from my point of view
>>27776133
>mfw one of my fetishes isn't on it
not the first time, but it could be put under another term.
>mfw I'm beyond
aw come on.
>>27776151
lurk more or leave
>>27776151
You fucking described it yourself.
>>27775863
MERCI TWINGO
>>27776116
She is there everytime your eyes are closed, dummy.
>>27776169
if someone only appears when you aren't looking, does it matter if they really exist or not?
>put mirror in front of her
>she's stuck until you move it
>proceed to touch/lick/tease/etc. her for an hour
>move mirror away
>close eyes
>listen as she cums herself into a coma
>>27776162
Ah alright, I hoped there would be something more to it. Hopefully the inevitable general will at least adopt a name for easy filtering.
>>27776169
It's a waking up from a dream joke.
>>27776185
>hours of buildup followed by immediate sensory overload
>>27776133
>floor tiles
>UTV
Good times
>>27776191
Nah. It will be a on and off thing like Raggie was.
What would happen if someone broke off part of her as a statue?
>>27776245
Severe triggering
>>27776182
Of course it matters.
When someone close to you passes, do they still matter to you?
I just realized OP might not be delivering because it's possible he was banned for his lewd post. Damnit, how long until a ban like that is lifted? We have less than a hundred replies left before bump limit is hit.
>turn off lights
>keep eyes open
Does she still move or not?
>>27776267
I just realized that you're fucking retarded and should kill yourself.
>>27775129
Right when I blinked too.....
>>27773008
Keep going I want to see where this goes
>>27776273
Yes, she does, the babies did
>>27776356
What babies?
>>27776373
Weeping angels have mini-me's consisting of cherub statues.
>inb4 Chris Hanson'd for desecrating babby statues even though they're centuries-old masonry
>>27776397
>filly cocksock statuettes
>>27774269
>>27774368
>>27774472
>>27774600
I want to put a bun in a weeping poneangel's oven
>>27776424
Actually, what would happen if WA met cockatrice?
>>27774600
You realize the write fag was being a fucking idiot and wrote open eyes in stead of close eyes.
CLOSE eyes.
>"Ooooooo~"
Instantly you feel the stone that made her cute little booty turn very soft and very nice to grope. Even more nice than her booty in your caressing hands was your dick no longer rubbing against stone but instead rubbing against her velveteen lips. You can feel her liquids spreading over your dong, the smell strong from anticipation, smelling of sweet flowers of all things. You half expected it to smell life wet cement.
She withers against you slightly as the sensations of your previous ministrations wash over her. When she recovers she begins to gently grind on you. It's a bit sloppy, but you don't hold it against her. This is very likely her first time. Either way it feels great and her heavenly lips help too. Keeping in pace with her you grind back, careful to not enter her early. Removing one hand from her butt you rub until you find her vag. From that point it's just quick use of memory later when you find her clit.
>"Oh god yessss~."
She starts to really go to work as she squishes that bottom of hers into you, actually making it a bit hard to keep thumbing and pinching her pleasure button.
After minuets of rubbing and grinding she slows down. You figure shes ready to move on so you stop attacking her clit and sending lil johnny through the vaj-j mountains.
"I-I think I'm ready Anonymous. Slowly please, take me~."
Now she was talking. Putting your hands very firmly on her rump and moving your hips until your tip is pressing into her hole you get ready for the ultimate deed.
Penetrate.
>>27776446
Reverse stoning, she can now walk and move around as she wills.
>>27776456
>reverse stoning
So she turns to stone when no one's looking at her?
>>27776468
Yes.
>>27776450
>Some random animal, such as a bird, sees you doing the do with WA
>she turns to stone
>you break dick
i have two and a half new fetishes thanks to this thread
>>27776513
Shh. Let's not logic now.
t. benis
>"Why do you never look at me while we make love?"
Also, WAs can move pretty fast during shut-eye given they can move at least a few feet in literally the blink of an eye.How fast do you anons think WA could hump and grind?
>>27776569
as fast as the fastest speed on a vibrator
>>27776450
With the speed of a stone, pun very fucking intended, you enter her. She's moaning a storm up and have to admit her being tight just shy of being constricting while also being smoother than any other vag you have ever been in gets a genuine moan or two out of you. Her inner warmth and messaging walls could only ever add to the experience.
All too soon you hit resistance. Her moaning dies out feeling it as well. She really was a virgin. Her breathing quickens further than it already had as she waits for you to do it. Your a nice guy and really like this strange stone afflicted cutie, so you make the appropriate adjustments before breaking her in. With care you lean down, removing your hands from her bum so you can hug her from the back. Your head nestles nicely into the nape of her neck now that you are pretty much laying on her, dick still in. She never says a thing, just letting you do as you please.
With her carefully yet firmly enveloped by you, you press your dick into her hymen slowly.
Penetrate again.
>>27776606
>reading this shit at work
Thank god I have a counter to hide this massive boner behind
>>27776606
>She really was a virgin.
OH GOD
>>27770704
Obviously
>>27776606
>With the speed of a stone
So, standing still?
>>27775177
But the archives are down.
welcome to /mlp/ where we report and ban original content
>>27776694
try cuckchan.org
>>27776468
>>27776479
>You must always watch her when she bathes/goes to the bathroom or she'll turn to stone.
>She completely depends on you to keep her un-stoned
This thread has evolved.
>>27776694
desuarchive.org is the new archive URL
What happened to the pic? Where can I find it? Tried the archives but it's got nothing
Someone must've saved it. Upload it to imgur and link it, bitch.
FUCK this thread, I didn't ask for these new fetishes.
>>27776743
>>27776753
Ctrl+f imgur
>>27776743
Right here >>27775774
>>27776767
I didn't ask for them either but I'm certainly enjoying them.
A lot.
I'm terrified of weeping angels, those episodes gave me nightmares for weeks, and now I'm ATTRACTED to them.
The pone ones at least.
>>27776775
>http://imgur.com/kFZCyLZ
>people getting all hung up about a small line you can barely see
cuking prudes, all of you
>>27776606
Is there a pasteben for this
>>27776763
How does the statue blush?
>>27776606
She whimpers and wiggles about, the beginnings of tears in her eyes, but doesn't make a real attempt to get away from you. You hold on to her a little more closely and coo into her ear, assuring her that it'll be over soon. Your dick is almost completely in now, but you withhold from going until she's comfortable. After about a minute she calms down, breathing leveling out. You ask if she's good to keep going.
>"Yes, I th-think I am, but please don't st-start too fast."
Nodding you kiss her on the cheek before raising up back to your previous position behind her. Hands back on her cute patooty you slide into her until you hilt. She gasps, moans, and coos all the while, pain from before now only a distant memory. You hold for a second before slowly pulling out until the head is all that is in.
You go in and out, slow and deliberate as you get her ready for the main even. Not that she isn't loving the pre-show, moans lewd as ever. She's getting close if her desperate pushes to get you in further or her louder moans are ant indication. You stop altogether, her hips still moving for a few seconds before she notices your sudden lack of movement. You're waiting for the right moment to strike.
>Anon? Wh-why did you-?"
Speed thrust.
>>27776835
We applied blush to it while it was stone. After all, stone makes for a pretty goodfoundation.
>>27776743
I have them all saved on my computer, I'll upload them to derpibooru later if their not already there.
>>27776763
Lewd
>>27776811
No, might make one later.
>>27776835
Her burning passion for you is just so great that it burn bright even through her stone form.
>>27776872
>Speed thrust
>Stick shift
>Sunglasses
>GOING FAST
>>27776894
Carlos is pulling up all the stops today
>>27776894
Stone mask you say?
>>27776895
>Her burning passion for you is just so great that it burn bright even through her stone form
So like how true loves melts away the frost, our own might crumble away her stony exterior?
Actually sounds like a dirty Disney film. Prince Anonymous visits her castle to wake the stone sleeping beauty with true love's kiss, but unlike all the other princes, he gets on his knees and plants one right on her candyvag. The blush she sports is so intense the stone melts away like lava, leaving her all hot and bothered.
>>27776872
>pic
>>27776924
>dirty disney
i bet they'll have the adventure of a guy who kills pimps to save and fuck their whores. the perfect adult tale for the grown-ups
>>27776397
>>27776404
Someone needs to make this happen.
>>27776716
>you have to watch her as she cleans her most intimate parts
BE STILL MY THROBBING COCK
>>27776100
Oh right the summer cup is soon, is /mlp/ ready to defend their cup? The 4cc is the funniest most retarded shit
What about painting the statues?
Making them all pretty, or just drawing dicks on their faces.
Also if you completely covered one with paint, wouldn't you technically only see the paint and not the pone? Would they be able to move then?
>>27776872
>"A-A-ANOOOOOOOON~<B!"
You wish you could see her face right now, such a cute pony/statue in the deep end of the pleasure pool must have been making the most adorable/hottest face. Despite you not being able to see her, you damn well can feel her. As you go ham pounding her you can feel her already tight vag squeezing you, her walls messaging your cock rapidly as you piston it in to her. She winking like mad, just another level pleasure as you slam your hips into her backside.
Your feeling pretty fucking good yourself if it wasn't obvious enough, your dick nearly melting in her heated honey pot. It all just drives you to go faster, keeping your eyes closed not even a problem as their screwed.
You feel sudden movement and fall forward when your butt holds are gone out of nowhere. Before you hit the ground you get stopped by some hoofs before being lowered on top up something soft.
"Oh goddesses please don't stop!"
She had flipped her self over and was now on her back, her hugging you on top of her. Realizing you were still inside her you get back to work without further delay. She begins to kiss you messily yet passionately. God she is just having the fucking time of her life. Kissing back you prod her mouth with your tongue the same as your dick is prodding her vag. Just as soon as she had started she stopped frenching you.
"OH SWEET CELESTIA, ANON!!!"
Your dick is on fire as she climaxes, her face buried into your neck and vag gushing like Niagara falls. You feel your genitals get coated in mare juice. You pick up the pace even more, you want to cum before she starts to come down. You force her head back so you can kiss again, your hips almost a blur as you fuck her. Your dick goes into overdrive and your balls constrict as you feel your load coming, just in time too as she is just starting to come down.
Release.
>>27776896
*muffled eurobeat in the distance*
>>27777245
You have no name anon?
I guess that makes you the horse(fucker) with no name huh :^)
>>27776924
>Prince Anon on his knees lapping at pop-rock stone candy vag
>Stone pone's stone exterior melts
>Prince Anon is killed to death by burning lava falling onto his face
>He never asked for this
>Now un-stoned pone is traumatized for life
Way to go, Disney.
>>27776986
Yes.
>>27776924
Only if it's hand drawn instead of CG.
>>27777186
You want to give the cute pony statues poisoning, that shit's going right in their eyes and other orifices the second they un-stone.
>>27777289
Read my name.
>>27777314
Disney can be real fuckers with emotions, this would not fucking surprise me.
Do stone pone's ever eat?
Let me cut to the chase here: if one were to give a qt stone pony the D anally, would there be any mess or clean-up? Or is the back door clean and polished on the inside same as the outside?
These are the serious, pressing questions, Anons.
>>27777039
>'A-Anon, you have to make sure I-I'm completely clean d-down there, o-okay?'
>Your breathing grows heavy as you stare at the sudsy hoof ministrations between her legs
>>27777415
They eat potential, if you're a hopeless fuck they starve.
If they couldn't finish using the bathroom before stoning then yeah the second you stick it in your getting shit on it.
>>27777456
Potential doesn't seem like something that could physically manifest in the body, though. This tells me we're looking at a clean chute to work with.
>>27777456
>They eat potential, if you're a hopeless fuck they starve
>Your waifu is hungry but you're not leaving this basement until the inevitable heat death of the universe
It would be cruel if you weren't already wasting your potential away on a statue instead of a mare you could actually have a family with.
This is the most tragic kind of love /mlp/ has ever witnessed. To be with you is to starve, to be with her is only ever to hold, never to hear her speak your name or look you in the eyes.
My penis may be hard but my heart is breaking.
>>27777263
>the sudden heart rate increasing
>lust and love coming together
>a beautiful exploding end
>the glorious afterglow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
>>27776133
>mfw have fetishes in every category from from Pure to Beyond
>mfw mathematical equation, celestial bodies, and universe creation are my Ascended fetishes
>mfw I want to bang the Big Bang
>mfw no face
Image saved for future reference.
>>27776157
Why are you beyond? What's your fetish out of those?
>>27777501
>you will never thrust your dick into the center of the creation of everything
>it will never lead to an orgasm that gives birth to the universe
>exploding outwards into an endless number of stars, planets and galaxies
>feeling the sensations of everythingness rushing past your cock
HOLY SHIT I AM ASCENDING, SOMEONE HELP
>>27777523
>your cum is now part of a myriad of galaxies, stars, planets, and people
>because everything is made out of your cum, your dick can influence everything through spacetime if you choose to (don't question it)
>use this as the universe's portal gun or walk up to someone, make your dick stop time in the city, and start humping them with your cosmic dick in the ultimate form of incest
THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
>>27777245
Bliss, pure bliss as you let go into her. Pleasure shoots through your spine and spreads through he rest of your body as you slam into her faster than ever. You two keep kissing, both moaning into each other's mouths. She starts to slack as she comes down first, her kissing becoming less energetic, and you follow soon, thrusting a few more time before you stop, balls drained and her filled. With lack luster energy you flip you both over so that your on the bottom and she's laying on top of you. She just hums contently. Your eyes may be closed but you could feel your muscles relaxing, sleep almost upon you. Making sure you were hugging her you kiss her somewhere in the face region, your not sure where, and with you soft yet still within her you begin to drift off. She nuzzles into you as your mind shuts down.
Sleep
>>27772383
>>27772456
the only thing I don't like about Disastral is his self absorbed attention whoring attitude. and whats worse are the people surround him and jerking him off.
I admit he has a very nice art-style. he is simi-active content creator.
but all his content are self input.
look at me . this is my OCs . oh look at me drawing that angle status from dr.who.
Guess he is still tainted by tumblr fever.
We need a stone pony appreciation thread after this. Unf.
>>27777585
>you cause earthquakes, ripples through the galaxy every time you flex your penis
>tsunamis and tidal waves every time you cum henceforth
>>27777478
She can eat normal food too, it turns to stone in her stomach along with her. Normal food is just for pleasure. To live she need Potential.
>>27777491
You never know, maybe by marrying her you two become the greatest rap duo in all of Equestria or some shit.
Holy shit, I just realized sept 7s are coming up in less than 200 posts.
>>27777610
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>>27777619I liked Barbara
Captcha: select all images with mountains.
>>27777619
>"Yo yo yo! Ladies and germs! Please give it up for THE STONE ANGELS!"
>Anon drops some sick beats
>Everyone turns to Weepfu-chan
>Poor thing is so nervous she's as still as a rock
>Suddenly cheers
>"Yo, those beats were stone cold!"
>You din' hear nuffin'
>Oh well, magic
>>27777586
You don't know how long you've been out for as you open your eyes. First thing you notice is that your cold, the warmth of your cute partner no longer there. Grabbing your cloths you see a note has been left for you. Putting your cloths on first you read it.
>{I'm sorry I had to leave Anonymous, but I didn't want to have someone come by and spot us. Not only would it be awkward, but I also would have crushed you if I had turned to stone. Don't worry though, we'll be seeing each other very soon. I'm happy my first time was with you, you were so nice and made it feel really special. See you later!}
>{Love, Myra Stein the Weeping Angel.}
Reading it over for any important information you might have missed, you sigh in disappointment. The whole turning to stone when seen thing was a bit hard, but you really would have liked to get to know her better. At least you have her name now.
Head Home.
>>27777807
Dope as hell man, them were some hella sweet beats that just got dropped my stoned home skillet.
>>27777777
>>27777946
I'd go for "Sally Sparrow"
>>27777963
That's not a stone pone.
>>27777963
That face when complete waste of 7 7s
>>27777921
I vote for Barbara.
Barbara is a good name.
>>27777980
Goddamnit, forgot the ">"
brb, applying kill to self
>>27777969
>sparrow
Maybe a different kind of bird?
I'm thinking something like Sally Swallows
>>27777984
I was thinking more along the lines of Demitri.
>>27778003
It was a nod https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp7O1d7txbE&spfreload=10
>>27777921
Walking down the path towards your place you pass a stallion, one of your neighbors.
>"Hey, I don't know when you found the time or the money to get that statue, but it's nice looking thing. It's fits pretty well on your lawn, real classy."
Confused, you're about to question him when it clicks. Thanking him quickly you begin to jog back to your house. Just as he said there is a new addition to your sparse lawn. Standing right next to your door in the same stance that you had found her in the first time you met was Myra, stony as ever. Big dopey grin on your face you walk up to your door. Opening it up you pick her up. She's heavy sure, but small enough for you carry her. With a few grunts and a lot of time to make sure you don't damage her you make it to your bedroom. Setting her down next to your bed you strip to your underwear and plop onto the bed. You cover up, leaving a corner open for invitation.
Close eyes.
I went ahead and drew lewd.
Aaaaand bump limit reached.
>>27778172
Not a second after you close your eyes you hear Myra start moving and in no time at all shes crawled into bed with you and snuggling you. Smiling you hug her, pulling the cover the rest of the way over the two of you.
Sleep with new Waifu
Okay, that's done. You enjoyed it here at the bump limit?
>>27777395
Cover them in clothes then. Make a full body morph suit for her
>>27771368
EPCOT
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>>27778294
>tfw friendly weeping angel pones are not a thing in our universe
God dammit, I actually want to take a weepfu's virginity now. Why did you do this to me?
>>27778307
It'll just turn to stone too. Only living things won't turn to if no one looking at her.
>>27778312
Because I'm a man named Barbra.
>>27778191
U-unf! Does she spit or swallow? I kinda imagine her like that gargoyle girl in CoC.
>>27778361
I thought I was the only one.
Think it's a straight tube all the way through too?
When this thread dies I'll start a new one some time later. Not right away, got to give people some time to breath. Don't know if they'll come back, but thank art fag for what he did.
>>27778361
>gargoyle girl
>anon is a random traveler
>finds some ruins
>finds and free little rock waifu
>she tells the tale of the ruin: a cathedral
>some elderly force destroy all her friends and masters a long time ago
>anon comforts rock waifu
>anon ask her to travel with him
>anon earns new companion
i know the gargoyle can leave the cathedral, but there was a lot of times where i wanted to be by my side when i was travelling
>>27778417
>gargoyle waifu
Wondering when KC will make an updated version.
For some reason I imagined that WA pone's skin would be somewhat hard, even when she's not being looked at.
Like the semi-hard silicone used in watch straps. Hard, but will give with a little pressure.
see you in srange waifu thread...with GREEN!
>>27778407
I hope so.
>>27778417
She was always the cutest companion to me. But the ghost was the hottest. Especially if you played a futa.
KK, all the pics are up on derpibooru now.
--> https://derpibooru.org/1190333
>>27778412
What will be the name of the thread?
>>27778681
Weeping Waifu General
>>27778681
Heart of Stone
Perhaps not a general name, but certainly a good name for a green, maybe.
>>27776133
Where the hell is Autofellatio? I have actually done that one before.
>>27778708
strange waifu thread already exists
>>27778723
i vote this
>>27778729
Meh, I'll come up with something. I'm staying away from Creepy Waifu though, can't really get a good story going without focusing on one waifu.
>>27778725
i guess that falls in fellatio because in the end, a cock gets sucked
This thread hit bump limit extremely quickly. Ill make a new thread in a bit and start drawing the porns.
>>27776082
There must be a reason as to why I saved this a month ago.
Okay, last post before I'm off to work. Past for whole story here.
>>27778864
Fuck, forgot link, --> http://pastebin.com/0SJrf9fE
>>27778881
I love you Trippy_Shippy.
>Doing facesitting with WA waifu
>Accidentally open eye because she shifts her hips and it pulls back your eyelid
>She turns to stone
>Crushes your skull
>>27778961
>wear night mask beforehand
>problem solved
>>27779003
>when blindfolds aren't used just because it's kinky
>>27778862
>>27779148
My fellow stone fuckers
>>27779196
>>27778862
Good lord
>>27779196
This thread dies peacefully.
>>27779344my only regret is not having any SFW models
>>27779402
I wonder if the mods would delete this...
>>27779402
I was considering posting these but I didnt want to risk the ban
>>27772515
Someone upload it to imgur or something
I didn't see it :(
>>27779402
MOAR
>>27779509
It's been linked to at least 4 times now, pay attention.
Ctrl+f, imgur
Dis said something posting another work later.
New thread?
>>27779535
paying attention senpai
>>27779641
Last time I'm linking it in this thread. faggots.
http://i.imgur.com/kFZCyLZ.jpg
>>27779685
Where?
does anyone have the pic that was deleted?
Weeping Angels can do more than move super-fast and turn to stone when observed, you know.
>"That which holds the image of an Angel becomes itself an Angel."
That includes photographs, videos, drawings, and- if you look in their eyes- your brain. So if you've been looking at the eyes of angel pone, or a picture of angel pone, she can do whatever she wants inside your head now.Enjoy your new fetish.
>>27779148
>>27779180
>>27779196
>>27779328
>>27779344
>>27779402
>>27779483
and here I was, thinking I was alone with my statue appreciation
>>27777606
Yeah pretty much. This little circlejerk troupe is just as bad.
>>27779762
I've already been enjoying 3 new fetishes.
>>27772456
>all of those (you)s
Holy shit guys. The white-knighting is real. Take a step back. Jesus christ.
>>27779819
>being a summerfag unironically
>>27779863
>Says something retarded
>Get's called out for being retarded
>"Wow, chill guys!"
You're entitled to your opinion sure, but don't expect people not to respond to it when you make a dumb one. Why does it matter who the artist is or what the artist does? Do you see him tripfagging in the thread? Do you see him shilling his Patreon here? No. He just wanted to draw something, and most of the people who saw this thread probably didn't know the artist and were here because they liked the look of the drawings.
>>27779933
>>27779944
those are some swell digits
This, of all threads, cannot be allowed to die.
By the power invested in my neckiest of beards... oh, 560 posts. Nevermind
>>27779933
Checked.
>>27776606
Why is it that there's not one solitary erotica writer on the planet with your kind of talent... who actually knows one fucking thing about the hymen? Good fucking GOD
>>27779988
Nice try though. I would kill to keep this thread alive.
>>27779944
>opinion
>He's been a dick to anons who have drawn his OCs.
This is a fact.
>He paywalls his content.
This is a fact.
>He's a attention-whore.
This is a fact.
>He has a group of faggots who pat him on the back and white-knight him in threads.
This is a fact.
I've never seen such a douchebag in the history of my exposure to the internet act like such an entitled prick about some OCs he's created with an IP he doesn't own and is BORROWING from. You're drawing ponies from My little pony: friendship is magic. This isn't your fucking property. This isn't your original idea.
This thread is about to die soon so I'll just leave you with that.
>>27779999
Checked moar.
>>27779944
This.
I've heard Disastral's name maybe twice before today. I'm in this thread because the concept has potential, not because of who's making it. If somebody finds this idea uninteresting, there are a few dozen other threads available in which to spend time more productively. They can even make their own. With all these alternative options, it shouldn't be hard to leave us in peace.
>>27772375
underrated post
>>27780019
You faggots brought it back up by replying.
>>27780004
Add me on skype so we can talk. None of this bitching anonymously.. You're the same guy that follows me everywhere and i don't know why you have this absolute hatred, but i'd be interested to hear why from you if we actually have a conversation through skype.
Up for it?
>>27780004
Yes, those are all very damning accusations which have virtually nothing to do with the subject of this thread. You have a problem with Disastral, go make a blog or a video about it. Preferably somewhere else. Most of the content here is coming from writefags anyway.
>>27780089
Not at all. I want nothing to do with you. In fact I only replied to this thread because someone linked it. I haven't seen a thread of yours in months because I dont even lurk the catalog.
Have a nice day though. I dont stalk your threads so dont even worry. This will be the last your hear from me.
>>27780094
None of which is true. I don't paywall, One glance at the patreon and you'll see immediately its all just extras for supporters like earlier updates and question priority.
I can't remember ever being a dick to someone whos drawn my OC, because im bloody fucking grateful people like my stuff.
>>27780004
>He's been a dick to anons who have drawn his OCs.
I'd love to see where. Ever considered that because someone draws your OC you don't have to be best buddies with them if they're an arsehole?
>He paywalls his content.
Yeah, something you were never going to see anyway - sketches, WIP shit. It's not like he released this content first and then decided to put it behind a paywall.
>He's a attention-whore.
Where do you see him crying for attention ever?
>He has a group of faggots who pat him on the back and white-knight him in threads.
Why does it matter what other people do? Other people like his artwork, why does that change your opinion on him?
>>27780116
>I can't remember ever being a dick to someone whos drawn my OC
I have a hatred for asshole artists. I'm sure you dont remember and i'm not going to dig around for it. Mostly because that would take too long and this thread is on life support.
All that I ask is that you show some kindness to amateurs who are trying their best to get better.
>>27780136
I dont understand. It's like you're trying to convince me to like him when I clearly dont and wont change that stance.
>>27780113
No really, microphones, just you and me and no drama shit. At least have the decency to say your piece in that way.
>>27780163
I've already said what i wanted to say. At least respect that.
I have a feeling you just want to put on a show for everyone so you can fuck off with that.
>"look at me make peace gaiz"
Nah.
>>27780136
I've got no problem owning up to being a cunt, but i don't think its as black and white as that.
>Mostly because that would take too long and this thread is on life support.
If you can find it, post it, because then you have a valid reason to think i'm a cunt and ill know what the hell this is about.
>>27780159
>It's like you're trying to convince me to like him
Not at all, I'm just trying to work out where on earth you're getting these ideas from. Most of it is either provably false, your own biased opinion or so unimportant or irrelevant. From here, it looks like you're the one trying to get everyone to not like him by telling everyone your opinions of the guy. Why does it matter if someone likes someone you don't? Did something happen? Was he an arsehole to you in particular?
>All that I ask is that you show some kindness to amateurs who are trying their best to get better.
Did you draw his OC and got shat on for it?
>>27780187
Nobody even knows what he did or when he did it because you won't point out a bloody example. Of course we aren't taking your side.
mfw
>>27780187
>I have a feeling you just want to put on a show for everyone so you can fuck off with that.
Holy fuck, paranoia.
Theres no end goal here except for this to stop. This fucking hatred.
Can we go back to talking about fucking statues now?
>>27780227
Please.
>>27780233
The ass was fat.
>>27780197
>it looks like you're the one trying to get everyone to not like him
Nope. Not at all. He has plenty of fans. I wouldn't want to change that honestly. I like his art.
>>27780215
I told you to let it go. Many times. Just accept that someone doesn't like you and move on. I already told you that you will not hear from me again. I'm not interested in making peace.
>This fucking hatred.
I still respect that you're a human being. I'm just not fond of your personality that you have put forth.
>>27780246
>I like his art.
This is what I'm trying to work out, if you like his art why are you always making such a big deal out of other people liking him just because you don't?
>it's an autist throwing a tantrum and derails thread episode
ITT: Pony OCs are srs bisnis
>>27780276
The fact they won't show a valid reason leads me to believe i critiqued their drawing in a drawthread, they got offended and they won't let it go.
Tell me what i said and ill admit i was an asshole and apologize, because we're all cunts every now and then.
>>27780276
I summed it up nicely here: >>27772383
Learn on that brain comprehension thing.
>>27780306
> because we're all cunts every now and then
You weren't an asshole to me. You were an asshole to a few other anons. I found it deplorable.
>>27780327
>You weren't an asshole to me
Sure :)
>>27780327
>GIVE
>AN
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>>27779763
Were you in the Statue of Liberty pone thread a few months back?
>>27780327
>shilling for Patreon
And like I said, he isn't. Where in this thread has he linked his tumblr or his Patreon or whatever? Where has he said "support me on Patreon!" and how on earth would people know, before you brought it up, that he even had a Patreon?
>>27780327
Boo fucking hoo. I'm done. You talk about attention whoring but you post your whiny opinion every single thread and never stop. Whats next, tumblr with rape accusations? You're the type who wants to destroy someone because your feelings got hurt.
You just keep repeating the same thing over and over.
I do these threads because i enjoy peoples reactions to the characters and drawing replies in character, thats all the excuse i need.
>>27780390
Nah, I wasn't really interested in the Statue of Liberty pony, prefer IRL statues.
Weeping waifu was great while it lasted. Props op props
>>27780428
You are a great artist and I love you.
I'm sucking your dick solely to piss off the anon in this thread.I also think you're a great artist and I love you.
AlsoFINISH THE COMIC GOD DAMNIT
>>27780465
Ill do a proper one with more content soon, i only drew like 8 pictures or something. Pretty shit for a 600 reply thread.
Weeping angel pone is fun, and i need a character to draw lewd with.
>>27780488
>More Weeping pone
I love you
how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real
>>27780488
>600 reply thread
Seems like only half of them are relevent to the purpose of the thread
>>27780488
Look forward to seeing her again hopefully, been following the threads you do since the first Raggie one and I've enjoyed each one, keep up the good work manfuck that anon btw, he's probably jealous or some twat from old flockpony
![[waggles_eyebrows].gif](https://i.imgur.com/wN1GjPW.gif "[waggles eyebrows]")
