Equestrian Dungeon: Macadamia Edition
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Welcome to Equestrian Dungeon, the sequel to /mlp/ Tower. As in the last rendition of the game, the goal will be to get to the end of the segment or floor. Along the way, you will be able to keep items you find (and mischeviously bring along) in the Inventory, as well as work with a set number of players, dubbed "AnonPones," in the thread. AnonPones are created when a player joins the game. There are multiple interactive objects, such as switches, levers, giant metal springs, and the occasional undead or mechanical monstrosity that's out to kill your party. There are also many traps scattered throughout the floor, such as flamethrowers and bottomless pits, that also harm or kill your AnonPones. You have no floor diagram, alas "Flying Blind", and you will rely on
>Greentext parts of the story
to move along.
Version: 2.0
Recent updates: Tons of new content, modified the effects of update 1.5.
For new players: Post the nearest three items to your RIGHT excluding computer accessories, then post what race you'd like to be (Earth Pony, Pegasus, Unicorn).
>>27768183
First
>>27768183
Second for best dragon
>>27768128
Keep helping Jack.
>>27768183
Help.
WORK
>>27768183
Go though the first door and start swinging like anabsolutemadman
>>27768183
Go through outer left door
>>27768183
continue following the morky
>>27768183
HELP HARDER
>>27768183
I unscrew the barrel of the ear after letting it cool off a bit, then proceed with the modification!
>>27768183
Just wait
Can I just say, I am astounded at just how retarded an Internet community could be. You guys are worse than /Pol/, worse than the trapfags on /b/ and are just generally flaming autists. Reassess your lives, bunch of fucking dweebs.
>>27768430
Uh what?
Have the summerfags invaded again?
>>27768430
>>27768430
If you don't like the thread, don't come to it or just filter it.
>>27768430
>>27768430
>Reassess your lives, bunch of fucking dweebs
okay, I did just that...and everything is looking fine
I'll just continue how I am now
>>27768430
>Bunch of fucking dweebs.
>Fucking dweebs.
>Dweebs.
Really.
>>27768430
>dweebs
Go away Gilda.
>>27768430
Someone has daddy issues
>>27768261
>Krono continues helping Jack Frost... (9.5/12)
>>27768272
I'm doing everything I can.
>>27768311
>Akinzer opens the door to the left, and swings the Katana around like a madman... But there was nothing inside the room.
>>27768342
>Morky leaves and re-enters the room he is in.
>>27768392
>Useless is walking in circles.
>>27768405
I'm trying!
>>27768409
>Ruin is checking everything to make sure that the gun doesn't detonate on his watch... (3/5)
>>27768411
>Ember is idling.
>>27768618
Walk out of the room, Keep swinging, and go into the other room while still swinging
>>27768618
Finish up my crafting and check its stats
>>27768618
ASSIST JACK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27768618
Idle while striking up a fruit themed conversation with Ember.
>>27768618
Look around
>>27768618
get my bearings by looking around the room
>>27768618
Help the Jacko.
>>27768618
WORK
>>27768618
Law you cheeky bugger.
Help Jack craft.
>>27768618
Strike up a dragon themed conversation with Fruity
>>27768618
Let's keep working the shaft!
>>27768618
Continue working on the Royal Spontoon.
>>27768631
>Akinzer swings his way to an upward staircase.
>>27768632
>Springtrap finished crafting! (4/4)
Shovel - ATK +3
Stun chance: 3%
Weak to electricity
Slight resistance to ice, fire
>>27768636
>Kars is assisting Jack Frost... (10/12)
>>27768638
>Fruitanon is idle.
>>27768642
>Morky finds absolutely nothing inside this room. Maybe there's nothing else here?
>>27768657
>Useless sees the same sights Morky does.
>>27768668
>Krono starts carving pumpkins. (10.5/12)
>>27768703
>Jack Frost keeps working... (11.5/12)
>>27768679
>Wotcha finishes Jack's creation! (12/12)
>>27768695
>Ruin is OK... (4/5)
>>27768714
It was finished.
>>27769010
Swing sword at staircase while walking up it, don't hit the stairs with the sword however, just swing really really close to them in case there is something on them.
I don't want my katana breaking
>>27769010
Culvers is my shit.
Let's work on the Empty Cells.
>>27769010
/bio
Continue to Idlely Chat.
>>27769010
Oh hey its finished!
Go over to Jack,while dragging Fruit, and ask for the modified SP:TW
>>27769010
Oh well equip shovel
>>27769010
Give the upgraded SP:TW to Ember, then give her a little kiss on the head.
>>27769010
Finish up and check stats on the d, then equip it!
>>27769010
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stand by the boss door.
CAN WE FIGHT IT NOW?!
>>27769083
Yes, my dear WRRRRRRRRRRY
>>27769088
HINJAKU HINJAKU!
This feels weird to say given my name is "Kars"
>>27769010
Leave room and check inner left
>>27769097
We are going to fight the boss. I just had to upgrade Best Dragon Waifu's stuff.
>>27769010
Go to the boss room and stand in front of it.
If we fight the boss, I'm probably going to have to stay behind. I have no armor and I'm fucked from the fact that I don't have much defence.
>>27769010
Sit down and think about life.
>>27769116
P.S.
Your welcome for finding the boss room <3
>>27769010
continue following morky
I've become really good at that
how many more followings until I level up my 'not a leader' stat
>>27769116
Just stand in front of the boss door I don't want to rush inside.
>>27769131
Well, I can just cast Defense Up Omega on you and some other peeps, and Shield Alpha is a thing.
>>27769136
Thanks I guess. It could've been anyone else, but thanks.
>>27769049
>*Insert b-baka noises here*
>>27769152
Still, just saying I found it was all.
>>27769146
As long as I have some sort of defence boost or shield I'll be pretty fine. So if I can get those cast on me, I can fight
>>27769024
>Akinzer slices at the stairs, but not directly into. It's getting a little cooler...
>>27769027
>The 2.5th Manhorse keeps working... (2/19)
>>27769034
/bio
>Fruitanon continues to chat.
>>27769045
>Springtrap unequips the Hammer, and equips the Metal Shovel.
>>27769049
>Jack Frost did that.
>>27769076
>Ruin finishes manipulating EAR 7! (5/5)
"The D" - Weapon
A little surlier than the average EAR.
Weakness to fire, ice
>>27769105
>Morky finds a similar fate in this room.
>>27769131
>Wotcha contemplates reality.
>>27769250
Oh shit there is a boss door?
Well why didn't you tell me?
Run as fast As I can to the boss door and Slam myself into it at mach speed. If I get though the door, ScreamWASH AWAY THE ANGERat the top of my lungs and pounce on the boss swinging as hard and as fast as I can, Attempting to parry all counterattacks it may try.
>>27769232
Alright. Cast shield up alpha on Wotcha, then go to the boss room.
Ay, yo, cute dragon. Look at the stats.
>>27769250
Alright I have an idea. Cut my hammer in half with the Fuel sword and attach the hammer piece onto the bottom of the shovel for a 2 for 1 Weapon.
>>27769267
2 in 1 weapon*
>>27769250
I guess go to the boss room.
>>27769258
That's not going to work.
>>27769250
Go to the party by the boss door.
>>27769258
Akinzer please.
>>27769250
Run to the boss door and stand in front of it.
>>27769250
Equip SP:TW
Check the stats of it.
Enter the boss room.
>>27769250
Stick the Laser Cell from the Laser Pistol and stick it into the Fuel Sword. Make sure I have the Stoneguard Leggings equipped.
"Dibs on the item."
>>27769279
Just watch me.
>>27769250
Teleport in front of the Boss Door.
>>27769250
Dive into the boss room
>>27769291
No fuck you.You already have all of your shit.
>>27769291
"You'll barely use it."
>>27769298
Gotta respect dibs.
>>27769298
>>27769305
"Guess it depends on what it is. I'll trade the Fuel Swords if it's a weapon. Hell, if it's armor, you can have the Stoneguard Leggings."
>>27769306
No I don't.
>>27769320
How about you don't take anything and leave it for the newcomers eh?
>>27769294
You know what? Maybe you should just fight the boss alone if your going to be like this you Dan wanna be
>>27769320
"You barely ever fight. Why would you need it?"
>>27769328
That's the plan
>>27769333
Trips confirm
>>27769328
Alright, get your self killedfaggot
>>27769333
"I switched to tanking, I just craft when there's not a fight."
>>27769328
>stopping someone from running into a door for no reason
No, don't tell him it won't work yet, I want to see how this goes.
>>27769365
"On the plus side, we'll get to know what we're up against."
>>27769401
"The doors close behind us, and we can't get in if we wait outside."
>>27769250
Continue to wait
>>27769320
>>27769333
>>27769366
"I just had a great idea. Let's just fight the boss, so that you can argue about who gets the boss weapon."
>>27769401
"Last time I checked, there's usually a small little room, I think. I hope to god we find trade birb."
>>27769405
"Take a chill pill, dude."
>>27769416
"Talking in quotes sure is fun!"
>>27769258
>Akinzer hurriedly enters the boss room.
>>27769261
>Jack Frost cast Shield α on Wotcha, then entered the boss room.
A physical shield was enveloped around Wotcha's body!
>>27769267
>Springtrap decides now is a good time to craft... (1/5)
>>27769279
>Morky enters the boss room.
>>27769280
>Ruin enters the boss room.
>>27769282
>Krono almost enters the boss room.
>>27769289
>Ember re-equipped the SP/TW while entering the boss room.
SP/TW: +2 ATK (from original model)
>>27769291
>The 2.5th Manhorse charges up the Fuel Sword.
>>27769296
>Wotcha enters the boss room.
>>27769298
>Kars enters the boss room.
>>27769333
A wooden crate is being kept in storage.
>>27769410
>Fruitanon is waiting...
Those who did not enter, you will be warped in next turn.
>>27769416
"Eh, alright."
>>27769427
It's to signify that you're talking in-game.
>>27769416
"How about no one gets the boss weapon!? How about we destroy it and keep all of the contents AWAY from Manhorse and everyone else!"
>>27769441
Start working FAST!
>>27769441
Wait
>>27769443
Or we let Laws decide who gets the weapon, so lets say if it falls behind Useless, Useless gets it!
If it falls behind Fruity! Fruity gets it!
Get it?
Got it?
Good!
>>27769441
"Woo! Time to fuck shit up!"
14 attack? Neato. Anyways, look around.
>>27769443
"......Can someone knock out Morky? I don't want to waste ZA WARUDO yet."
>>27769441
enter the boss as well
>>27769441
Hug Fruit in fear of the unknown
>>27769452
"...That's bullshit. How about we just let the people who gets it...gets it. If I get it, tough shit. Wotcha? Okay. It's free for all."
>>27769453
>"......Can someone knock out Morky? I don't want to waste ZA WARUDO yet."
I'm the asshole!?
>>27769441
Enter Boss room.
Accept and return Dragon Hugs.
>>27769441
Continue slashing while screaming random quotes from the Metal Gear Rising sountrack.
>>27769441
TIME TO FUCK SHIT UP!
>>27769460
"How about we don't give it to Manhorse and don't KO Morky?"
>>27769460
Well if you want fucking fighting so bad, then sure! Why not!
>>27769479
"1: I didn't say give it to Manny. I just said whoever gets it GETS IT.
2: Morky is being a bit of a prick."
>>27769490
"Except you are threatening to knock him out when all he is doing is arguing"
"Explain how this is right"
>>27769441
Enter the Boss Room completely.
>>27769441
Guess take one more turn to craft before the boss.
>>27769443
>>27769467
"Breaking unwanted items has been done before. It's, uh-- not the best outcome."
>>27769453
Teamkill is on, unfortunately.
>>27769488
"...Let's just do the game."
>>27769501
"He literally said to destroy it. That isn't the sign of a good person, Kars. Wait, you remind me of someone..."
>>27769490
>>27769501
I'm trying to prevent arguing over a weapon, pardon me, but I'm being the prick because I want there to not be a fight over it? And your threatening to knock me out? Your being counterproductive.
>>27769472
Uh Fruit,should we be involved in this argument or just leave them to their fates?
>>27769441
Prepare to fight.
>>27769512
>>27769514
Anyone who tries to knock me out I swear.
>>27769515
"Breaking it isn't a good idea. Listen, this is the last thing I want to do, because ironically, we are fighting about trying to not fight over a weapon. Anyways, how about we just don't."
>>27769512
>Teamkill is on, unfortunately.
"SINCE WHEN?!"
"How about you stop threatening to kill people and fuck off?"
>>27769514
">Implying threatening to destroy is any better than threatening to KO"
AAAAAAAAA
You're all wrong, as soon as that weapon drops, I'm darting over to it and grabbing it, anyone who tries to stop me will have to kill me.
Okay, okay. I am stopping the "s because fuck that. I say we just stop now, and play the game. Okay? Okay. Let's fight the boss!
>>27769566
Alright, go ahead. You need it more than me. Now, if it is a piece of armor...Eh, I could make something.
>>27769544
I meant the teamkill law. It's on, meaning we can't actually take care of problems.
>>27769566
God damn it, we /hungergames/ now.
>>27769449
>Springtrap keep crafting... (2/5)
>>27769455
>Useless enters the boss room.
>>27769472
>Fruitanon enters the boss room.
>>27769504
>Krono enters the boss room... Completely.
>>27769523
>Wotcha is guarding.
>What lies in front of the party is a giant room, filled with pulsing red wires that lead to a central circle-like figure on the opposite wall. It appears that the symbol represents some sort of spiral hexagon, but it's currenly impossible to gauge with the poor lighting in this room.
[...]
>>27769575
If it's a suit, like a tux, I lay claim. All else I'll leave to you guys
>>27769588
Well, not trying to be rude, but wouldn't "Teamkilling is off" be better, because that's what it means?
Oh, and just let him be. All he has is a fucking sword. I know you can do SOMETHING with iron/steel/something else.
>>27769588
>meaning we can't actually take care of problems.
Have you ever stopped to think that maybe YOU were the problem?
Fucking hell,this is why we can never cooperate.
Sorry Jack,that proposal will never happen
>>27769605
Craft. Craft. Craft. Craft.
>>27769605
Wander around the room with a light source, whatever is available
>>27769605
Scream at the room with fruit Nurtitional facts
>>27769605
Slice katana on ground to make sparks in an attempt to see what's in the room
>>27769605
Oh shit waddup. Yell at the thing.
'YOU LOOK UGLY AS FUCK"
>>27769617
Shut it. Just play the game. Just don't fucking kill each other, grudgingly accept each other, and play the game. Do I need to repeat myself?
>>27769605
"Hey, look at all of these wires! Perfectly good scrap copper for liquor money!"
>>27769605
Hug Fruit harder because I am scared.
>>27769631
https://youtu.be/L9GYFlKr_-I
>>27769605
"Oh shit."
>>27769617
Well if I'm the problem, please, go ahead and take care of it.
>>27769631
"I don't think it's that kind of wire. If it needs a room full of them, it might be life support."
>>27769630
Fuck that shit
>>27769605
Ready SILVA CHARIOTU!
>>27769605
hide in a dark corner
>>27769676
>>27769605
Ready my axe.
>>27769676
"Whatever it is, i'm gonna start cutting shit if we don't find out soon."
>>27769605
See where the wires are coming from
>>27769690
Yeah, yeah. Just yell Rye, a famous qoute from Pedo Bando, from Part 3 of Jaja's Wacky Quest: Spacescrap Travelers.
>>27769713
Whatever you say Homo-Sapien made out of frozen condensed H20
>>27769698
"Seems like the best choice. If enough are cut, it might suffer some loss of efficient aggressiveness. I'll try to cut it off at it's source."
>>27769753
>>27769781
He honestly might have a point, either way, i'm going to begin cutting shit up my next turn.
>>27769753
> If enough are cut, it might suffer some loss of efficient aggressiveness.
What?
>>27769797
"Cutting live wires with a metal blade? Have fun with that."
>>27769809
"The handle of my katana is wooden, only the blade is Glorious Nippon Steel, Checkmate atheists"
>>27769800
You got a better idea?
>>27769822
It's funny, because electricity can jump, not far, but far enough to jump over and shock you, possibly to death
>>27769781
>>27769800
Actually, that may sound like incorrect grammar, but it's factual; There's a level of adrenaline where you begin to suffer an instinctive loss of sanity, in order to make room for more anger, therefore lowering efficiency of attacks. It usually happens when you're in a low state of health, aka 'getting your shit kicked in'.
>>27769809
Wood/rubber grips.
>>27769836
>Wood/rubber grips.
See>>27769835
>>27769836
>Implying its not a robot
>Implying we know what it is.
>>27769621
>Springtrap continues crafting... (3/5)
>>27769701
>Ruin notices that the wires are more or less going to the circular object... But he can't tell where they're coming from.
>>27769626
>>27769628
>>27769629
>>27769630
>>27769631
>>27769664
>>27769676
>>27769678
>>27769681
>>27769694
>Just then, a figure dropped from the ceiling. As flashing red lights began to glimmer from the wires in the room, the figure that appeared before the party was rather inexplicable. It was neither man, nor equine. It appeared as if it were some new life form, one that had eyes the size of dinner plates, paired with a greatly misproportioned head, stick arms and legs, and a literally burning tie attached to some sort of black vest. It had a tail that could account for 35% of its lower body mass, and weird tennis shoes that didn't fit the poor creature at all. With a giant nose-thing protruding from its face that, from Fruitanon's point of view, was almost as big as one of its eyes; and some sort of solid, almost metallic-like structure protruding out of its head to make it appear rectangular, the creature had dimmed yellow eyes and pitch black pupils. As it stood eye-to-eye with Jack Frost, its eyes lit up as it spoke, which in itself sounded like a pre-recorded message.
"ladies and gentelman..."
>The horiffic creature quickly jumped back towards the emnating circle in the wall, then slammed its two gloves into each other with a CLANK and a few sparks. Its mouth moved almost in-sync with the recording, but not quite.
"Allo Allo! I am... Brario!"
AnonPones v. "Brario"
>>27769872
Cast levitation beta on the Ballbreakers, spin them in the air really fast, and chuck them at the boss.
>>27769872
PANIC CRAFT
>>27769872
Run behind it and attempt to stab it
>>27769872
/inv
>>27769872
"Jesus, I'm going to have to lower my standards to give this ... thing the D."
Shoot Brario with The D
>>27769846
Again, it's red and pulsing, meaning they have a chance of being not electric. You could also ground yourself or put something around your hand to reduce chances of getting shocked.
>>27769849
I believe almost every boss, if not all bosses, are biological, and even then, robots have extremely advanced AI's. If we cut the wires, we may be cutting off it's power, with your logic, meaning it's even more vital it gets cut.
>>27769872
See? Advanced robot.
Right, let's slash this fucker. Does it still have the wires connected to it?
>>27769872
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
SLASH AT IT
>>27769872
Attack Brario with a side slash.
>>27769872
Terrorism Wings III On Boss.
>>27769909
AAAAAAAA
Panic Obtuse Chain Brario
>>27769872
Stab at Brario.
>>27769872
Pic of the boss, Thanks google
>>27769909
A chance is that it's still electric, and it doesn't mean just because you do that, doesn't mean the floor isn't metal either, meaning your fucked buddy boy
>>27769968
The eyes seem like a large hitbox/weak spot.
>>27769997
Not sure why you're being an asshole about everything. Calm down.
>>27770011
How am I being an asshole? I'm being logical and thinking about this before I head on attack the enemy, it may not be affected by some spells due to it probably not being an actual living form
>>27770011
>Not sure why you're being an asshole about everything. Calm down.
The irony in that statement is immense.
>>27770035
>>27770024
>>27770011
Holy shit stop fighting among yourselves and just try to agree on something, Jesus Christ.
>>27769872
greet Brario with a hoofbump
>>27770051
That's a fucking hard thing for those guys to do. Just tune them out.
"I was born to be an flash animator."
>Brario pummeled the ground with his metal fists, creating a fissure near Morky, Ember, and Jack Frost! All three players affected were thrown to the left wall of the room, and the wires in the path of the fissure were now hidden...
>>27769885
>Jack Frost bast Levitation β on both of the Ballbreakers, and chucked them at Brario! Amazingly, he knocked both projectiles back at Jack! Watch out!
>>27769887
>Springtrap continues to craft... (4/5)
>>27769888
>With the power of Trips, Akinzer slashed through Brario like fine cheese!
Hits: 1
>>27769902
/inv: http://pastebin.com/BiJ2ZYpE
>>27769907
>Ruin unleashed the power of the D on Brario... But missed!
>>27769909
It never had wires connecting to it.
>The 2.5th Manhorse attacked Brario with the Fuel Sword, but the boss parried his attack with a metallic fist! He couldn't counterattack.
>>27769922
>Kars attacked Brario with the Silver Chariot, but was warded off in a similar style to The Manhorse.
>>27769923
>Krono attacked Brario with a side slash from the Bat-tle Axe, but the boss was able to slide under his attack and not take any damage!
>>27769924
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Terror, lv.3 on Brario!
Brario's ATK fell by 16 for the next turn!
>>27769938
>>27769957
>Ember cast Obtuse Chain on Brario! One of the four attacks landed.
>>27769947
>Wotcha attacked Brario with Zeus' Blade! He slashed at the enemy with lightning speed!
Hits: 2
>>27770093
Finish up crafting and guard!
>>27770093
Swap myself with the boss via Swap Gamma.
"Eat shit."
>>27770093
Little shit. Combat roll behind him and lunge into his back.
>>27770093
Cast offense up on myself
Time to pound this thing. Hard."
>>27770093
I just watched Zootopia with my family.
Equip the Royal Spontoon and check its stats.
>>27770093
Go into a defensive posture and prepare to parry all attacks he attempts on me.
>>27770093
Jump over the fissure and cast Square Chain on Brario
>>27770093
>Lightning speed
>My weapon is Zeus's Blade
LAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW
Attack Brario again.
>>27770093
Do the same thing Manhorse did.
>>27770093
Paralysis to make him sleep then Death From Above upon Brario
>>27770093
Diagonal attack from Brario's right shoulder to his left leg
"I was born with that style of my own."
>Brario rush-attacked Jack Frost with its metallic glove... But missed and ran into him instead! Jack was still knocked back a small bit.
>>27770107
>Springtrap finished whatever he was making just so he could guard. (5/5)
>>27770108
>Jack Frost cast Swap γ on himself and Brario! The two fighters swapped places.
>>27770111
>The 2.5th Manhorse combo-rolled and lunged into Brario with utmost ease!
Hits: 3
>>27770117
>Ruin cast Offense Up α on himself!
Ruin's ATK rose by 9 for the next 3 turns!
>>27770118
Already equipped.
Royal Spontoon - +1 ATK from previous version
No weaknesses/strengths
>>27770130
>Akinzer is guarding.
>>27770147
>Ember cast Square Chain on Brario while jumping over the fissure! All three attacks missed.
>>27770152
>Wotcha attacked Brario again with Zeus' Blade, shocking the enemy with another blow to the side!
Hits: 4
>>27770158
>Kars, being the copycat she is, tried to copy The 2.5th Manhorse's attack... And was susccessful!
>>27770162
Whoop, you tried to move twice in one turn.
Paralysis =/ Hypnosis
>Morky cast Paralysis α on Brario!
It didn't work!
>>27770176
>Krono diagonally swiped through Brario with the Bat-tle Axe! The pain was real.
Hits: 5
>>27770241
Charge at the boss with a Shovel Strike
>>27770241
Jump at brario and stab it's right eye
>>27770241
Plunge my sword into the fissure to see how deep it is.
>>27770241
Give it the D!
>>27770241
Attempt to poke it's left eye out
>>27770241
While the sword's still in there, mount his back and stab the sword again, higher along the spine.Shadow of the Colossus style.
>>27770241
Fly up and start to divebomb Brario, half way through the divebomb begin to do flip while my axe is raised above my head.Later I shall name this attack and begin to use it more often if it is effective.
>>27770241
Cast levitation alpha on a Ballbreaker, and throw it at the boss.
>>27770241
Cast Acute Chain on Brairo
>>27770241
Your electricity puns are truly quite electrifying, Law.
Teleport behind Brario and stab him in the back.
>>27770241
attack Brario with my mighty earth pony strength
"I and only i knows what is best."
>Brario is guarding.
>>27770258
>Springtrap attacked Brario with the Metal Shovel! He was able to stun the enemy! {CRITICAL!}
Hits: 7
>>27770261
>Akinzer jumped at Brario, stabbing its left eye! Goo started seeping out or something.
Hits: 8
>>27770268
>Morky found that the fissure Brario created was substantially deep.
>>27770286
>Ruin fired the D at Brario! It was shocked to the motherboard.
Hits: 9
>>27770290
>Kars lightly poked at Brario... But nothing happened.
>>27770294
>The 2.5th Manhorse, much to his dismay, has to reinsert his sword in the stunned Brario's back.
Hits: 10
>>27770295
>Krono spin-chopped Brario from midair!
Hits: 11
>>27770304
Brario took additional damage from the Ballbreakers!
>Jack Frost threw one of the Ballbreakers at Brario!
Hits: 13
>>27770306
>Ember cast Acute Chain on Brario! Both hits landed on the enemy!
Hits: 14
>>27770321
>Wotcha teleported behind Brario, stabbing him in the back -- Literally!
Hits: 15
>>27770342
>Useless attacked Brario with all his strength! The stunned weird robot-animal thingy withstood the beating.
Hits: 16
>>27770241
Run over to the boss fight and stab the boss's arm with the Royal Spontoon.
>>27770390
Flip the shovel and slam him with the hammer attachment.
>>27770390
Quickly use levitation to tug the wires from out of their place in the walls.
>>27770390
Stab deeper and deeper into the eye socket, Twisting the blade.
>>27770390
Jab the fucker in the eye.
>>27770390
>>27770411
Well, the ones in the fissure at least.
>>27770390
Cast defense up omega on me, Wotcha, and Akinzer.
>>27770390
Dick stab Brario.
>>27770093
Tragic wings of strongest availability on Flash Animator.
>>27770390
keep pummeling Brario
>>27770390
Sweep the legs.
>>27770390
Take a swing at Brario
>>27770390
Well, he hasn't stopped me yet. Stab yet again into this fucker's eye...area? Socket? Eh.
We are really pummeling Brario and he hasn't done much damage so far...
>inb4 he has a second form/ultimate form
>>27770472
>inb4 special attack
>inb4 summons minions
That's my call, at least.
>>27770390
Keep up (boner joke) the assault
"YOU Lot need to Stop being so merciless, seriously."
>Brario quickly jumped into the red circle-thing. Upon his entrance, a protective dome appeared over Brario, preventing him from getting hurt.
Charger Unit has taken over!
>>27770393
>>27770406
>Suitcase looked for an arm to stab, but found none!
>>27770410
>Springtrap attacked the Charger Unit with the Metal Shovel!
Hits: 1
>>27770411
>Morky tries tugging the wires out of the walls with Levitation α, but it's no use!
>>27770414
>Akinzer's katana was returned to him.
>>27770415
>Kars found no eye to stab.
>>27770426
>Jack Frost cast Defense Up Ω on Wotcha, Akinzer, and himself!
Wotcha's DEF rose by 8 for the next 3 turns.
Akinzer's DEF rose by 10 for the next 3 turns.
Jack Frost's DEF rose by 10 for the next 3 turns.
>>27770431
>Brario is gone!
>>27770433
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Tragedy, lv.3 on the Charger Unit!
Charger Unit's DEF fell by 16 for the next turn.
>>27770446
>>27770447
>>27770448
>>27770464
>Brario is gone!
>>27770495
>Ruin fired the D at the Charger Unit!
Hits: 2
D is at 3/6 charge.
>>27770529
Keep attacking the Charger Unit
>>27770529
Attack the Charger Unit
>>27770529
Attack charger unit
>>27770529
Stab the charger unit.
>>27770529
Attack new enemy
>>27770529
One of those EARs were charged, pull out that thing and begin pouring electrical damage to the Charger Unit.
"Your meme? It's shit."
>>27770529
beat Charger Unit into submission
>>27770529
Attach one of the severed wires in the Fissure (the side NOT going to the charge unit) to the charge port of the D.
Proceed to fire at the charge unit
>>27770529
Stab cooling vents on charging unit
Brario recovered some energy!
The Charger Unit fired a defensive beam at Kars! He took searing damage.
Kars' DEF fell by 7!
>>27770546
>Springtrap attacked the Charger Unit with the Metal Shovel!
Hits: 3
>>27770548
>Kars attacked the Charger Unit with the Silver Chariot!
Hits: 4
>>27770558
>Akinzer attacked the Charger Unit with the Katana!
Hits: 5
The dome of the Charger Unit is starting to crack...
>>27770560
>Jack Frost attacked the Charger Unit with the Frostfang!
Hits: 6
>>27770566
>Ember attacked the Charger Unit with the SP/TW!
Hits: 7
>>27770571
>The 2.5th Manhorse unequipped the Fuel Sword, and equipped BAR 5. He then began unloading on the Charger Unit!
Hits: 8
>>27770578
>Useless attacked the Charger Unit with brute force!
Hits: 9
>>27770596
>Ruin tries to charge the D, but it's not going to work for him! He stil fires at the Charger Unit.
Hits: 10
The dome of the Charger Unit continues to crack...
>>27770617
>Morky looks for cooling vents to attack, but finds nothing of the sort.
>>27770529
Panic as I have zero idea what is going on.
>>27770691
hit the dome of the charger Unit more and harder
>>27770691
Stab the Charger unit with the Shovel
>>27770691
Go full Raiden on the Charger Unit and slice it as much as I possibly can
>>27770691
Attack the dome of the Charger Unit.
>>27770691
I believe I stuck an Electric Cell into a different Fuel Sword; if that's still there, stab the entire blade into the unit. If it's currently being used, just use my current sword.
>>27770691
Cast defense up alpha on Kars.
>>27770691
ATTACK
Charge the D while the boss is in the pod, stand by a wire in case of stray laser.
>>27770691
Use Obtuse chain on the Charger Unit
If unavailable,just attack it.
>>27770529
Watch the Charger Unit be destroyed.
Also Tragity wings II On Unit
Brario recovered some energy!
The Charger Unit fired a defensive beam at Useless! He took searing damage.
Useless' DEF fell by 7!
>>27770694
>Suitcase externally panics.
>>27770703
>Useless attacked the Charger Unit with brute force!
Hits: 11
>>27770711
>Springtrap attacked the Charger Unit with the Metal Shovel!
Hits: 12
>>27770724
>Akinzer attacked the Charger Unit with the Katana, Raiden-style!
Hits: 13
>>27770732
>Krono attacked the dome of the Charger Unit with the Bat-tle Axe!
Hits: 14
>>27770734
>The 2.5th Manhorse switches back to the Fuel Sword, and brandishes it against the Charger Unit!
Hits: 15
The Charger Unit's dome broke, and Brario was expelled out of the unit!
The Charger Unit can no longer be attacked.
>>27770735
>Jack Frost cast Defense Up α on Kars!
Kars' DEF rose by 8!
>>27770744 (indescript)
>>27770748
>>27770757
>>27770808
>The Charger Unit can no longer be attacked!
>>27770822
Go back into defensive posture, prepare to parry.
>>27770822
Stab Brario in the eye
>>27770822
Use Obtuse chain on Brario
If unavailable,just attack him
>>27770822
Throw the two ballbreakers at Brario via levitation beta.
"Eat this!"
>>27770822
Smack The little fucker with the shovel
>>27770822
I was trying to charge gun, but okay.
Unload a shot into abomination
"Taste my white hot juice!"
>>27770822
Sweep the leg.
>>27770822
hit Brario where it hurst
"Just my damn Luck."
>Brario combo-punched Ruin with his metal fists! His face was just a little sore.
>>27770848
>Akinzer is guarding.
>>27770854
>Kars attacked Brario with the Silver Chariot, but he parried her attack with his metal fists! She was not able to counterattack.
>>27770866
>Ember cast Obtuse Chain on Brario! All four attacks landed!
Hits: 18
>>27770869
>Jack Frost cast Levitation β on the Ballbreakers, and threw them at Brario! He deflected them back at Jack Frost once more.
>>27770888
>Springtrap atacked Brario with the Metal Shovel, with extraordinary impact! {CRITICAL!}
>>27770905
>Ruin fired the D at Brario, but he sidestepped out of the blast's path!
>>27770931
>Krono tried to sweep Brario's legs out from under him, but he quickly hopped backwards and out of Krono's reach!
>>27770944
>Useless tried to attack Brario with brute force, but he smashed him in the face with a metal fist! Useless was feeling the pain this time around.
>>27770990
Continue Guarding, Prepare to Parry.
>>27770990
swing the shovel try to aim at the eyes
>>27770990
Launch a ball-breaker back via levitation alpha.
>>27770990
Switch to the Deagle
"You punch like Rin Tezuka!"
Fire off at this new close range, aiming for the eyes.
>>27770990
Neck chop.
>>27770990
Keep the pressure on Brario
>>27770990
Square Chain the eyes
>>27770990
focus the pain into a attack on Brario
>>27770990
Back, let's leap on to him and thrust downward into his spinal/torso area.
>>27770808
>>27770990
Change that to Brario.
>>27771155
Nice digits.
"This will be the first step of be coming more original."
>Brario slammed Jack Frost's face with a metal fist! His face instantly hurt, and only got worse as time went on.
>Brario is suddenly changing shape... He's grown in size, and is now the brutal baddie "Dragurio!"
Dragurio's ATK, DEF, and SPD rose by 6!
>>27771006
>Akinzer continues to guard.
>>27771011
>Springtrap attacked Dragurio with the Shovel, but he deflected his attack with his larger metal fists!
>>27771026
>Jack Frost was only able to launch one Ballbreaker back at Dragurio with Levitation α... Yet the boss managed to hit it back at Jack!
Jack Frost was hit by the reflected Ballbreaker!
>>27771032
>Ruin unequipped the D, re-equipped the Desert Eagle, and opened fire on Dragurio... But missed!
>>27771037
>Krono attacked Dragurio with a neck chop from the Bat-tle Axe! He was easily kept at bay with the boss's metal gloves, which punched back Krono's axe.
>>27771038
>Kars continued to attack Dragurio with the Silver Chariot, and finally landed a hit on the enemy with the perfect slash!
Hits: 21
>>27771046
>Ember cast Square Chain on Dragurio! All three attacks landed!
Hits: 23
>>27771124
>Useless tried to attack Dragurio with rage-induced hoof flurries, but they were no match for his metal fists.
>>27771143
>The 2.5th Manhorse tries to get artistic with his attacks on Dragurio, but he is quickly dealt with by a sidestep-counterattack pairing from the boss.
>>27771155
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Tragedy, lv.2 on Dragurio!
Dragurio's DEF fell by 11 for the next turn!
>>27771196
Swap me and the boss via Swap
>>27771196
Rush him with a Shovel stab
>>27771196
boop Dragurio
>>27771196
Damn, Krono was right.
"It's magic, son! I don't gotta explain shit!"
Cast Offense Down Alpha on Dragurio.
>>27771196
Cease guarding, Run at full speed and stab the katana into Dragurio, then proceed to jump off the blade plunged into him and attempt to hit him again with a swift kick to the eye
>>27771196
Tragic Wings I On Boss.
>>27771196
Death from above him
>>27771196
Acute Chain Dragurio
So we have at least 6-8 people during this, even more would increase the effect. Three people cast powerful spells to stun, lower DEF, and hold back the boss, as many people as possible go for the chest, arms and legs, and one person go directly for the skull/neck.
Sound good?
>>27771196
Fuckin knew it.
Chest attack.
>>27771196
Keep on attacking
>>27771280
No :D
>>27771196
"Yeah faggot; a two form boss is sooo original."
Fire at dragurio
"I been using my actual styles since 2005."
>Dragurio simulated an earthquake! Jack Frost and The 2.5th Manhorse were hurt, while Krono and Akinzer were stunned for this turn!
>>27771205
>Jack Frost cast Swap γ on himself and Dragurio! They switched places.
>>27771211
>Springtrap attacked Dragurio with the Metal Shovel! The boss was able to deflect his attack.
>>27771220
>Useless tries to boop Dragurio... And has no issue with doing this in the slightest.
>>27771224
>The 2.5th Manhorse cast Offense Down α on Dragurio!
Dragurio's ATK fell by 10 for the next 3 turns!
>>27771236
>Akinzer couldn't move!
>>27771246
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Tragedy, lv.1 on Dragurio!
Dragurio's DEF fell by 6 for the next turn!
>>27771254
>Morky cast "Death from Above" on Dragurio, which sent him reeling! {CRITICAL!}
Hits: 25
>>27771269
>Ember cast Acute Chain on Dragurio! One of the two attacks landed.
>>27771287
>Krono couldn't move!
>>27771289
>Kars attacked Dragurio with the Silver Chariot... But totally missed!
>>27771318
>Ruin opened fire once more at Dragurio with the Desert Eagle... But missed.
Reposted.
>>27771351
Swing sword at his shoulders
>>27771351
>>27771362
"ZA WARUDO. TOKI WO TOMARE!"
Cast ZA WARUDO
>>27771351
Go behind the boss and Stab with shovel
>>27771362
Attempt to incapacitate Dragurio by attacking his arms.
>>27771351
>>27771362
>>27771370
"Your one-liners are worse than your artist."
Slam dunk the Laser Sword into his skull.
>>27771351
Pull the D off of the generator and proceed to fire with it.
"Take it all, you dirty whore!"
>>27771362
bear hug the breath out of Dragurio
>>27771362
Ignite the Nonian and throw it at Dragurio
>>27771362
Punch it's nose
>>27771362
Use my Mid-Air Spinning Chop.I'll think of a better name later
>>27771362
Terror Wings on Boss
>>27771394
DON'T IGNITE IT.
>>27771419
WHY?
>>27771444
It has no ignition cord. It's friction based and in a water balloon. When you throw it, the balloon bursts and thd friction of the rubber causes it to release a powerful explosion. Igniting it will blow you up.
"That dose not comprehend our business."
>Dragurio combo-punched Morky with his metal fists! The pain will last for days.
>>27771367
>Morky attacked Dragurio with the Short Sword, and was able to slice right into his right shoulder! {CRITICAL!}
Hits: 27
>>27771370
>Jack Frost cast Paralysis Ω!
It didn't work!
>>27771373
>Springtrap attacked Dragurio with the Metal Shovel, but he was able to fend off the attack with his metal fists!
>>27771380
>Akinzer attacked Dragurio with the Katana, but his attack was parried by the boss's metal fists. He did not have time to counterattack.
>>27771382
>The 2.5th Manhorse attacked Dragurio with the Fuel/Laser(?) sword, but his weapon was deflected into glowing darkness by the enemy's metal fists.
>>27771385
>Ruin is taking this turn to recharge the D.
>>27771387
>Useless tried to hug Dragurio, but he was almost crushed by the enemy kicking him to the side of the room!
>>27771394
>>27771419
Overruled.
>>27771406
>Ember attacked Dragurio with brute force... But took damage by hitting its fists!
>>27771407
>Krono attacked Dragurio with the mid-air spinning chop... But horribly missed.
>>27771411
What level?
>>27771498
Fuck Krono might have just saved my life.
THROW the Nonian at Dagurio
>>27771498
AHHHHHH CHARGE THE FUCKER WITH A SHOVEL STRIKE
>>27771498
Throw the Nonian and a ballbreaker at Dragurio via Levitation Beta
>>27771498
Saw his arm off with my sword!
>>27771498
Take a jab at Dragurio
>>27771512
>>27771515
...I mean, I guess just the ballbreaker, or?
Glimglam, do you want to do it, or should I do it? I can throw TWO objects.
>>27771498
"You insulted my waifu you fucking faggot, I wont forget this injustice."
Slice at his arms in another attempt to disable him
>>27771498
Chest chop.
>>27771512
You're welcome.
>>27771527
Don't steal my spotlight please
>>27771561
Well, sorry. I just thought two things was better than one
>>27771515
Two Ballbreakers, sir, with a side of levitation beta.
I got a coupon.
>>27771498
"So yeah, about that tail."
Go to try and hit the tail, but avoid it, change direction, and slice his arm off. Fuck his fists.
~~~
"We'll have a bloody showdown then."
>Dragurio quickly jumped back into the Charger Unit, which still has a small crack visible.
~~~
>>27771558
Your Waifu?
>>27771592
http://youtu.be/HLYtUFNFHew
>>27771591
beat rhythmically on Charger Unit
>>27771591
"God damn it."
Get up close, point the EAR in/on the crack, and fire.
>>27771591
..."...Hm. No time like now. Super Spin time."
Okay, here's how it goes. This will be a new thing. Okay, use levitation beta on one ballbreaker, and start to spin it fast. Faster and faster. Just keep spinning it for now. You can call it a charged attack.
>>27771591
Bash the Charger unit with my Shovel
>>27771602
Edgy
>>27771591
ATTACK THE CHARGER UNIT
>>27771591
Jab sword into the unit
>>27771591
Jab at the small crack
>>27771591
Attack the Unit's dome.
Once the dome is broken it would be a very good time to use The Nonian.
>>27771591
Stab the charge unit directly in the cracked area
>>27771591
Light the pipe bomb with the D, and drop the pipe bomb through the crack.
"THERE IS NO SAFE SPACE. MY WORDS WILL HURT YOU EVEN IN YOUR SHITTY LITTLE HUGBOX"
>>27771661
Uh, I actually have that in the recipe for empty cells.
>>27771734
THEN USE SOMETHING ELSE
I must go.
>>27771751
Don't we got the big fucking bomb/The Nonian?I mean, you may or may not have made the pipe-bomb
Just use that.
>>27771734
Oh, use the Nonian instead. Lasers are nice.
Dragurio recovered some energy!
The Charger Unit fired defensive beams at The 2.5th Manhorse and Kars! They were both burned.
The 2.5th Manhorse's DEF fell by 7.
Kars' DEF fell by 4.
>>27771603
>Useless attacked the Charger Unit with brute force!
Hits: 1
>>27771612
>The 2.5th Manhorse fired EAR 5 at the Charger Unit.
Hits: 2
>>27771617
>Jack Frost begins spinning a Ballbreaker with magick...
>>27771622
>Springtrap attacked the Charger Unit with the Metal Shovel!
Hits: 3
>>27771627
>Kars attacked the Charger Unit with the Silver Chariot!
Hits: 4
>>27771631
>Morky attacked the Charger Unit with the Short Sword!
Hits: 5
The dome of the Charger Unit began to crack even more...
>>27771633
>Ember attacked the Charger Unit with the SP/TW!
Hits: 6
>>27771636
>Krono attacked the Charger Unit with the Bat-tle Axe!
Hits: 7
>>27771658
>Akinzer attacked the Charger Unit with the Katana!
Hits: 8
>>27771772
more attacks on Charger Unit
>>27771772
Keep spinning. The other guys are going to break it soon.
>>27771772
Reeeeeeeeeeeeee attack attack attack!
>>27771772
You know what? Just carefully remove the very sides of the unit and take it off the wall. That way he has no place to hide, and I get a souvenir to fuck with.
>>27771772
Continue the assault on the charger unit
If attacking the unit is unavailable, Attack Dragurio
>>27771772
ATTACK CHARGER UNIT
If it disappears,attack Dragurio
>>27771772
Attack Charger unit.
With Terrorism Wing III.
>>27771772
Attack Dragurio with the D.
Yes. Try aiming for it through the cracks, so if I miss I still hit the charger.
>>27771772
Do what Kars is doing
Dragurio recovered some energy!
The Charger Unit fired defensive beams at The 2.5th Manhorse and Kars!
The 2.5th Manhorse's DEF fell by 4!
Kars' DEF fell by 2!
>>27771785
>Useless attacked the Charger Unit with brute force!
Hits: 9
>>27771790
>Jack Frost continues the spinning...
>>27771804
>Springtrap attacked the Charger Unit with the Metal Shovel!
Hits: 10
The Charger Unit's dome broke, and Dragurio was expelled out of the unit!
>>27771814
>The 2.5th Manhorse tried to remove the Charger Unit from the wall, but this just wasn't possible.
>>27771836
>Akinzer attacked Dragurio with the Katana, but his weapon was parried by the enemy's metal fists!
>>27771852
>Kars attacked Dragurio with the Silver Chariot, but the enemy's metal gloves made defending the attack too easy.
>>27771857
The Charger Unit cannot be attacked.
>>27771881
>Ruin fired the D at Dragurio... But missed!
>>27771885
>Ember tried to attack Dragurio with the SP/TW like a blade, but it didn't really work out for her.
>>27771965
"Engine roll, time to go!"
Run over to Dragurio, as fast as I can. Then, throw the Ballbreaker, infused with levitation beta spin, via Levitation Alpha.
"This is the Super Spin!"
>>27771965
Keep on blasting.
>>27771965
Attempt to incapacitate Dragurio with my Katana slashes.
>>27771965
kick Dragurio in the ass
>>27771965
>>27771857
replace Unit with Dragurio.
>>27771965
Charge at the boss at full speed and stab with Shovel
>>27771965
"Stop that shit. My balls are starting to itch, and I can't deal with it if you're alive."
Begin to combat roll behind him and lunge into his back again. Make a new hole.
>>27771965
Death from above
>>27772081
I'm listening
>>27772099
>Hey you know what would be great
>What
>Dude
>What
>dude like, what If I go into a thread I don't like the topic of right
>Okay
>And then post off topic things to make the people there slightly annoyed
>That sounds like a terrible idea
>I'm going to do it anyway
>>27771965
RULES OF NATURE
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE
ALIVE!
Rules of Nature Dragurio AKA just do an edgy slash
>>27771965
I have no idea what is going on...
Stab the Charger Unit with the Royal Spontoon.
>>27772125
Say that to my horse cock shaped gun, faggo
"I am Now putting my foot down NOW!"
>Dragurio body-slammed Fruitanon with all his might! He will feel that tomorrow.
>>27771986
>Jack Frost unleashed the Super Spin ball! Dragurio couldn't block that one!
Hits: 28
>>27772003
>Ruin fired another dose of the D at Dragurio, but haphazardly misfired at the ground.
>>27772004
>Akinzer attacked Dragurio with the Katana, but his weapon was easily deflected by the enemy's metal fists.
>>27772021
>Useless attacked Dragurio with brute force, but was parried by the enemy's metal fists.
>>27772028
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Terror, lv.3 on Dragurio!
Dragurio's ATK fell by 16 for the next turn!
>>27772036
>Springtrap attacked Dragurio with the Metal Shovel, but got absolutely nowhere with hose metal mitts of his.
>>27772042
>The 2.5th Manhorse rolled and stabbed once more, but missed totally.
>>27772047
>Morky cast Death from Above on Dragurio! Blood was spilled.
Hits: 30!
>>27772140
>Kars attacked Dragurio with the Silver Chariot, making things even messier than they were before.
Hits: 31
[...]
>>27771965
Throw the Nonian at Dragurio
>>27772166
Attempt to land a fatal blow on Dragurio from behind
>>27772163
If you want to see some really weird shit, check out /ptfg/
>>27772166
Oh well, guard /skills
>>27772166
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!
Repeatedly stab this Dragurio person with the Royal Spontoon out of confusion.
>>27772166
Hack away at his legs
>>27772166
"Haha! Couldn't dodge that, huh?"
/skills
>>27772166
>[...]
oh boy now what
>>27772166
Slash at the boss
>>27772170
Uh, I think we already killed him.
>>27772166
"Okay I'm mad now. I swear that this doesn't usually happen. "
Huff and angrily walk/stomp directly in front of this freak and dangle the D right in its face. Pull the trigger.
>>27772166
Wings or Tragic III On Dragurio.
>>27772222
C-Checkum....
>>27772228
Then you just aren't trying hard enough.
>>27772222
AAAAAAA C-CHECK'EM
>>27772242
Well you were having trouble masturbating, i figured I would help.
"You should be ashamed of yourselves, how can you be so damn merciless?"
>>27772170
>Just before Dragurio had a chance to attack, Ember tossed the Nonian in his direction. It exploded upon impact, nearly destroying the monster.
>>27772222
>Fused with the power of God, Ruin destroyed the remains of the beast with the D. All that remains is his right shoe.
>Suddenly, the charger unit exploded! A pathway is revaled within.
>>27772222
I think we killed him
>>27772222
>Tripquads
Boss is kill
Press F to pay respects
>>27772256
Take the right shoe, and put it on.
>>27772256
OVERKILL
Take shoe
>>27772256
pick up and equip whatever the boss dropped
>>27772269
>>27769575
yo what the fuck mang
>>27772256
Let out a Victory scream
>>27772256
Stay close to Jack because I have no idea where I am or what just happened.
>>27772256
LOOT THE HAT
LOOT THE GLOVES
TAKE ALL MY ARMOR OFF AND SUIT UP
>>27772222
>>27772244
Check'd
>>27772256
Go down the pathway
>>27772287
>"All that remains is his right shoe"
You're not allowed to be this dumb around these parts, friend
>>27772287
It's only the shoe, idiot.
>>27772282
Hm. You know, let me think about it. I will see how good it is, ya know? If it's not the best, I'll give it to ya.
>>27772287
Too bad only his right shoe dropped
Oh and thanks for the free armor :^)
>>27772256
Start taking the wires that powered what used to be the charge unit.
"Liquor money, boys."
>>27772256
I DID A GOOD!
Victory hug Fruity
>>27772256
Laugh at the remains of the boss.
Take Embers Victory hug a base further.
Proceed down the new Pathway.
>>27772306
Damn it, I got too excited and skipped that part. Put my armor back on.
>>27772350
You know that's the basic rule of boss items:
1.) Only one
Oh, and 2.) No upgrading, boi
>>27772306
>if it's shit you can have it
t-thanks
>>27772256
explore new path
>>27772360
You're lucky it wasn't the tie. I would probably pitch a fit.
>>27772371
First come, first serve.
>>27772367
Aw, don't be sad. I will make you a deal.
>>27772381
What's the deal?
>>27772387
1.) I'll make you armor.
2.) I will upgrade your sword
3.) I'll make you even more armor.
4.) I will find a way to make your sword a heated beast.
Sure, those won't equal boss weapons/armor, but it's better than leaving you in the dirt. Wait, you are a unicorn, right?
>>27772403
Yeah i'm a unicorn
>>27772269
>Jack Frost equipped the Right Shoe.
>>27772284
>>27772294
>>27772285
>>27772334
>>27772339
>The crew traverses the pathway. It's dark, and it's really warm...
>>27772315
no
>>27772409
I will teach you a few tricks as well, when it's time.
So, deal?
>>27772416
Follow the party, and check the stats to the right shoe.
>>27772416
What is the condition/situation with the cloth poncho i originally brought with me? if I am able too, Equip it.
Also, go down the path quickly.
>>27772423
Deal
>>27772416
Start cutting up the wires that littered the boss room. Get as many as possible. I have a plan.
>>27772416Hue...Reminds me of someplace I'm planning on going to later with Ember.
Continue down hallway.
>>27772416
I don't know what's going on.
I just want some Jet, or Psycho, or Psycho Jet.
Just follow Fruit.
>>27772438
You can't do that.
>>27772416
Continue down the path
>>27772446
Was that an innuendo?
>>27772438
Tried this already. No liquor money there bud.
>>27772416
Embrace the warm
>>27772455
Could be.
Or I Could be Planning on taking you to Hawaii at Midnight.
Let your imagination decide for you.\
>>27772416
Continue
>>27772416
>dark and warm
sounds sexual
go deeper
>>27772416
Sprint past the crowd, into whatever lies ahead.
"Gotta go fast!"
>>27772458
You never cut them yet.
>>27772469
A trip to Hawaii?Really?
>>27772423
Right Shoe - SPD +2
Weakness to fire
Slight resistance to ice, electricity
>>27772423
>>27772446
>>27772453
>>27772455
>>27772461
>>27772470
>>27772471
>>27772474
>Eventually, the path starts to curve downwards...
>>27772519
Slide down the path.
>>27772519
Stay the course, lads!
>>27772469
Uh, nuclear fallout, remember?
>>27772519
Cut the wires in the boss room.
>>27772519
You missed my post
>>27772433
>>27772519
>SPD +2
...
...Well, while I am going down the path, count how many pages there are in the book.
Oh, and I just noticed. I only have one piece of equipment that isn't a boss weapon (I don't count the Ballbreakers, since they are multi-use.)
>>27772550
Boss weapon/Boss Equipment
>>27772519
Continue downwardser
>>27772502
Sure.
>>27772543
Sure. Wait, that's the story?
>>27772569
Oh, yeah, that.
Last time I checked, everything went to shit, and we are...one of the few guys left?
>>27772519
moving along
>>27772569
Pretty sure it's just their wild imaginations
>>27772569
I didn't really pay attention to the plot, but basically everything is fucked over by DKM Enterprise, a giant company trying to appease the public by providing false information. It's run by apparently a thin dude and a neckbeard on jetpacks, but the lead scientist is a conceited asshole with a shitload of tech, and our job is to tell the dudes to fuck off and expose them to the masses.
Right?
>As the path descends, a metallic door is visible to the right.
>>27772544
Manhorse was using it as some sort of explosive.
I'm heading out for the night. See everyone back here tomorrow!
>>27772717
g'nite
>>27772519
If it's not equipped, equip shoe and hurry to party, vault over them and dash down the Hall
>>27772717
In that case, Take all gunpowder/explosives out of it and equip it
>>27772717
Open the door.
>>27772745
I have it, sorry. You aren't missing much.
>>27772717
Night Lawsman.
I'm back to the depths of CaliforNeigh for the night.
s
k
There is a house, in New Orleans
>>27774418
They call the Rising Sun
>>27774740
“ヽ(´▽｀)ノ” And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
>>27774871
Used to respect you.
But now you've gone and thrown it all away.
>>27775784
>Plays Fallout 4
>S.P.E.C.I.A.L = 3.4.3.6.6.3.4
>Looks like tony stark
>Spends most of the time building settlements
>Strength drops to 1, endurance and agility drop to 2
>Becuase of drug addiction
>Now my character is weak as rice paper.
>get a shit ton of EXP tho.
>>27775950
Get addictol. If you use any drug repeatedly, keep addictol with you just in case.
>>27775950
>Play Fallout 3
>Get through the vault fine enough, some DEEPEST LORE
>Suddenly get outside to find 'Megaton'
>...
>Where the fuck is it
>End up walking down the only path to find a supermarket
>Literally impossible to aim, everything looks like shit, die constantly
>Switch down from Hard to Normal
>Nothing changes
>Decide maybe I need something special and head farther down into the outskirts of the city
>Instakilled almost immediately by flamethrowers or some shit
>Can't even see how I died
>Walk around aimlessly, finally find some shitty dome out in the middle of nowhere
>It's Megaton
>God fucking damn it
Later...
>Getting my shit kicked in
>Hit buttons to see what they do, maybe there's a Deus Ex
>Screen freezes and enemy is highlighted
>"Welcome to VATS"
>I could just matrix the fucker the whole time
>Returned the day after because fuck, I have no idea what to do next
>Get Fallout New Vegas
>/v/ told me I was shit and provided no help at all
>Decide "it's a casino game, so I'll just spend a shitload on Luck"
>I bet you know how this is going to go
>This time I know where to go, but the difficulty curve is like a sideways boner
>Everything, even the ants, will take out all your health
>This time, though, I have the power to use VATS
>Everything goes along for a while
>Get to a military base/city
>Guy says 'go northeast a while and give this to this guy'
"k"
>Decide to outsmart the game and go the path less traveled
>Things go great
>Suddenly, a rustle is heard
>And three giant fucking demon scorpions straight outta compton 420 noscopers FaZe clan arrive to reap the sinner(s)
>Use VATS
>No damage
>Story mode literally impossible
>Can't even win the game, decide to go down a different path and kill some Caesar dudes
>Pretty much walk around, realize Fallout is copy-paste bullshit, go and play Watch Dogs
>mfw I had more fun with Watch Dogs than I did with New Vegas
>>27776132
/v/ was probably right. You're shit.
>>27776172
This
>>27772745
Jack has already equipped the Right Shoe.
>Morky continues down the hall. It's starting to get steeper...
>>27772747
>Akinzer promptly discards of all the gunpowder out of the remaining 60-some bullets, and dons the Cloth Poncho.
>>27772763
>Jack Frost opens the door. There's nothing but white in this room...?
>>27776600
Those are some pretty comfy digits.
Any fragments of the Charger Unit lying around? Anything that could be restored?
>>27776600
Enjoy the white.
>>27776600
Step into the light
>>27776600
Follow Jack into the white room
>>27776600
Continue down the hallway
>>27776600
/stats
Follow Jack.
>>27776600
go along with the group
herd mentality kicking in
>>27776720
Nothing of the sort.
>>27776755
>>27776762
>>27776769
>>27776826
>>27776794
>The group walks into the white light. Suddenly, a big ol' dialogue box out of nowhere asks if you would like to save. Vinyl pokes her head out of Jack Frost's mane, saying something to the effect of:
"Hey, that's new."
>>27776850
Just follow the party.
Boop the dialog box yes.
>>27776850
Oh shit
The white room really fills me with....
Determination
Save
>>27776850
Boop the yes button before destroying the box.
>>27776850
Boop the dialogue box yes with Fruity
>>27776879
Hey don't destroy an innocent box
>>27776850
don't do it
it's a trick by the botnet
they'll steal all our gigabytes
(pushes yes anyway)
>>27776887
That box killed my hamster.
>>27776794
/stats (outdated)
(23)JAF-1/7100 Sa Ha Pa s^A d^A,O Ea Eb Po Hb Eg (E: Frostfang, Power Bracelet, Metal Wig) (KOs: 2)
(20)FRU-1/5363 H3 R3 E2 (E: Bayonet, Battered Helmet, Blood Moon Pendant, Cat-ear headband)
(15)STC-1/3004 Ac Sc Oc Hc Vc Rc (MrC)(E: Royal Spontoon, Vest, LED Lantern, Wooden Vest) (KOs: 2)
(13)KRO-0/2380 H2 R2 T1 (MsC)(E: Bat-tle Axe, Leather Armor, Offensive Patch) (KOs: 5)
(8)MOR-0/983 La Sa Sb Ya (Gl) (E: Short Sword, Medieval Shield, Stoneguard Armor, TNoLM) (KOs: 1)
(9)EMB-1/1292 Ac Sc Oc (Di)(E: SP/TW, Leather Jacket, Medigun, Hoof Mittens)
(9)SRT-2/1302 Ac Sc Oc (Al) (E: Metal Shovel)
(9)USL-1/1295 Ac Sc Oc (Gi)(E: Nothing)(KOs: 1)
(4)T25-0/237 Ha Ova (E: Stoneguard Leggings)
(5)RUI-1/354 Sa O^a (Sb)(E: "The D", Offensive Patch)
(3)KRS-1/158 (E: Silver Chariot, Crystal Bracelet, Violet Charm)
(1)WOT-1/0 (E: Zeus' Blade)
(1)AKI-1/0 (E: Nothing)
Oops.
>You win!
>The party gained 150 EXP from the boss.
Krono has achieved Level 14!
Ember has achieved Level 10!
Ember's max HP rose by 10!
Springtrap has achieved Level 10!
Springtrap's max HP rose by 10!
Useless has achieved Level 10!
Useless's max HP rose by 10!
Morky has achieved Level 9!
Ruin has achieved Level 6!
Ruin realized the power of Breaker α!
The 2.5th Manhorse has achieved Level 5!
Kars has achieved Level 4!
Wotcha has achieved Level 3!
Wotcha realized the power of Offense Up α!
Akinzer has achieved Level 3!
Akinzer realized the power of Beam α!
>>27776861
>>27776866
>>27776876
>>27776879
>>27776887
>>27776917
>>27776925
>The party confirms. The dialogue box changes once more, asking if they would like to return to the main menu. Vinyl speaks out again, saying:
"Wow. I have never seen this before."
>>27776939
Oh
I'm sorry to hear that...
>>27776850
Hit the yass button
>>27776945
Boop the no button
>>27776951
Hit yass
>>27776945
Mash some yass
>>27776945
Yeah, I need to turn the graphics up.
Really though, hit yes.
>>27776945
Hit no
>>27776945
Go to the main menu.
Once in the main menuexit the game.
>>27776971
>>27776951
>>27776976
This could be a trap
>>27776945
read the eula first
don't want none of that legal trickery to come back and haunt us
>>27776945
Yes.
>>27776976
>>27776982
"Yo, we could get some mods! I heard some guy came up with one where all the enemies have funny hats."
>>27776945
Panic?
>>27776982
If it's a trap then it worked.>inb4 "saving" the game actually deletes the save file.
>>27776982
But there could be a chapter select menu, an unlockables menu with maid outfits and a lore codex!
>>27777015
"Are you spouting out bullshit again?"
>>27777026
>maid outfits
mashes yes until button breaks
>>27777026
>chapter select
Yeah, but it's campaign-based, and Arcade Mode doesn't unlock until the complete the game.Vinyl Nurse Outfit DLC when
>>27776945
Hit no?
>>27777026
>Maid outfitI will now wait for Ember and Fruit to recreate "The Lust Argonian Maid."
>>27777026
>maid outfits
That's really tempting....
I'll still say no
To all nay-sayers, this is an rpg/adventure game. Why even play if you fear a little adventure?
>>27777110
But Ruin this adventure is really bizarre...
A bizarre adventure run by Lawsmen
Lawsie's Bizarre Adventure
>>27777110
I'm worried we might erase the adventure.
>>27777138
Nah, I'm pretty sure there's a backup on the SSD. Plus, nobody right-clicked "run as administrator".
>>27777138
We just saved, and Law wouldn't do that. He isn't an asshole.
>>27776951
>>27776971
>>27776976
>>27776990
to
>>27776959
>>27776973
>>27777067
4 > 3
>The group comes to a consensus, and are whisked away to the main menu.
>The group comes to their senses in an area that appears to be outdoors, with a lush green field, a few trees, and four stone gates; one in each direction. The stone gates each have nice, electronic surfaces on them that appear to be signs.
"This is incredible! Where the hell are we!?"
>>27777172
HUG TREE
>>27777148
>having to right click/run as administrator
>not having elevated privileges always active
it like you want to be bothered by over 9000 dialogue boxes when surfing the intertubes
>>27777172
W-what...
Close my eyes and just lay there
Everything will be okay.
This isn't real
>>27777172
"Huh. Looks like we've entered a pocket-dimension of sorts. I guess the 'Main Menu' is the controlling factor?"
Check out the signs, try to find something like 'controls', 'settings', 'options', or the like.
>>27777172
topple the furthest right stone gate
>>27777172
Look around?
>>27777172
"GRASS? WE'RE OUTSIDE! YEEEESSSSSS"
Hug all of the trees and then read what's on the stone gates.
>>27777172
Did..did we make it out?
Give an uncertain hug to Fruit.
>>27777172
>>27777221
Open up the sec0nd gate.
/skills
>>27777172
Cower next to Kars.
>>27777180
>Springtrap hugs the tree. It doesn't appear to be natural...
>>27777194
>Kars is feeling a little overwhelmed right now.
>>27777209
>The 2.5th Manhorse moves to the northern gate. As he approaches, he can see the silhouette of a skyscraper beyond the gate's reach. Looking up, he sees the words "MAIN GAME." Below that, he eyes the words "Floor 8."
>>27777216
>Useless approaches the eastern gate. Beyond the gate, he sees the silhouette of some sort of colosseum, and above the gate, the screen reads "The Arena." Below that, he eyes the sentence "Battle your friends for wooden crates!"
>>27777221
>>27777243
/skills
[Shield α: Places a 3-hit physical shield around one person. Recharge time: 3 turns.]
[Paralysis α: Paralyzes one enemy for three turns. Success chance: 45%. Recharge time: 3 turns.]
[Speed Up α: Increases one player's speed by 6-10. Recharge time: 3 turns.]
[Defense Up α: Increases one player's defense by 6-10. Recharge time: 3 turns.]
[Heal α: Heals one person by 6-10 HP. Recharge time: 3 turns.]
[Levitation α: Manually controls one object or enemy. Recharge time: 3 turns.]
[Levitation β: Manually controls two objects/enemies or one player. Recharge time: 4 turns.]
[Paralysis Ω: Paralyzes all enemies for three turns, regardless of condition. Success rate: 75%. Recharge time: 5 turns.]
[Heal β: Heals one person by 11-20 HP. Recharge time: 4 turns.]
[Defense Up Ω: Raises up to 3 players' DEF by 6-10 for 3 turns. Recharge time: 5 turns.]
[Swap γ: Switches the position of two targets, including objects and enemies. Recharge time: 6 turns]
>Jack Frost is following Useless.
>>27777234
>Krono is following The Manhorse.
>>27777237
>Ember is hugging Fruitanon.
>>27777273
>Suitcase is cowering next to Kars.
Dead period starting... Now.
>>27777172
Look for maid outfit option
>>27777303
Look for the maid outfit option with Useless.
>>27777303
Open up the door
"Who wants to fight the best?"
>>27777303
Look for the maid outfit option with suitcase and useless
>>27777303
Sit down and enjoy pure tranquility
>>27777303
Go to the western gate,still in an overwhelmed state
>>27777303
Look at the south gate.
>>27777303
"Why, THE ARENA, OF COURSE!"
>>27777303
>>27777322
"I'm probably going to get fucked over, but hey, why not, let's do this."
Equip Fuel Sword and Stoneguard Leggings, stick a Laser Cell in the sword.
Idea in next post.
>>27777385
"Oh, you are fucked! Thanks for fighting me, though. I won't use paralysis omega, because that's cheap."
>>27777407
>>27777385
:^)
I'm okay with this
Who's gonna get >>27777777
?
>>27777516
Probably not one of us.
>>27777557
Remember last time?
The epic digits will be mine!
>>27777599
Probably not.
>>27777599
Nice Dubs
>>27777612
THEN WE MUST WORK TOGETHER FOR DIGITS
>>27777626
>>27777303
Use the power of septs to item spawn a very nice black suit.
>>27777303
Do this >>27777650
>>27777662
Nice try.
>>27777303
Gotta get get
>>27777675
>>27777683
Check em
>>27777704
No u
>>27777721
NO U
Horse pussy is the best pussy
>>27777735
No. U.
>>27777753
NO U
O
U
BY THE POWER OF THE GET GODS AND RNG-ESUS, I WILL GET THIS GET.
>>27777753
Got get kek
>>27777766
You only got dubs
>>27777780
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>27777766
fuck
HOLY FUCK
>>27777777
Well, we are burning the thread down.
>>27777869
Another Glimmerfag got the get.
Kek
>"Three items in one post? Manhorse, you sexually arousing madman, I'd suck your dick if I could!"
"Please, go ahead. There's enough Man to go around."
Right, so a recurring pattern in Fuel Swords and the late Energy Sword is 'filling', where no material is in the middle, but a current allows the weapon to work like it was made of a still material. I'm going to take advantage of this yet again. Make a thin, flat, hollow, iron square frame. That's it. It should be as high as an average pony body, and 0.25 times as wide on each side. So, to clarify, 1.0 pone high, 1.5 pone wide. Now, make it look like two rectangles, making a bar with wires connecting to the grip. Inside the center will be where you stick the cell, which, since I have an Electric Cell, be that, making a Fuel Shield. Even better, it can be fueled in Electric Mode by firing an EAR/electrical attack at the shield, and in Laser Mode by being fired at by a Laser Pistol. The only way it'll lose power would be if you shield bashed something or someone, and although it's technically not solid, it'll roast away most attacks, either eliminating or heavily reducing damage taken.
Next will actually use a lot of iron; I'll remove the Safe idea, because there's no use for it at this stage, and use the iron dedicated to that to make a connectable backpack, with just straps and a small iron pad to stick a cell/input; then, make iron wings. Large, metal pedals assorted together, fueled by iron wires connected to the cell. Charge the device in the generator, and you get artificial Mechanical Wings (Mechwings).
Last, but not least, is the Laser Pistol. Personally, I don't use this, so you guys can have it. Basically, rework the system to have two recurring stops that trigger when the other one does, making an automatic laser uzi of sorts. Name this the Laser TEC-9.
>>27777869
>>27777843
Technically, it's not real.
You guys should do another "Shitpost to 1000" thing again. Maybe then the CYOAfags will respect you.
>>27777967
"I like your ideas, besides the wings, but can we just fight first?"
>>27777968
Eh, who cares
>>27777967
Eh fuck you
>>27777968
>Implying
>>27777968
Why should we care if the CYOA general guys respect us?
Checking
>>27777322
>>27777599
>>27777766
>>27778011
dubs
>>27778000
trips
>>27778000
"Oh, yeah, just thinking out loud. Sketching shit in my head. First thing to do is to win this. Oh, and--"
>>27777407
"--thanks for that."
>>27777968
Hey CYOAG, how's Cutie Clash, Shooting Stars, and Maid For You going?
https://discord.gg/0156910CvRqKfKyey
Unofficial discord time?
>>27778121
Not from CYOAG. Just a lurker here.
>>27777304
>>27777312
>Useless and Suicase cannot find the maid outfit options.
>>27777322
>>27777385
The Arena is set! We'll get this organized in the next thread.
>>27777328
>Springtrap is tranquil right now.
>>27777348
>Kars examined the western gate. Here, he found the silhouette of the arena from the eastern gate, except there were numerous flags flying above said colosseum. The sign read "The Gauntlet," and the small text below said "Locked."
>>27777357
>Krono looks at the southern gate. Here, he finds the silhouette of a city skyline, and upon looking at the panel above, he finds the lettering "Super Dungeon." Below that, he reads "Floor 1."
New bread coming shortly.
>>27778162
>Super Dungeon
Oh.
NEW THREAD
>>27778209
>>27778209
>>27778209
