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612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Friendship is Magic #43 is still storytimed here!
>>27652426
Once the big ceremony's done, it's time for just plain summer fun in Equestria. Amidst all the usual work, of course; Canterlot doesn't shut down just because the princesses hosted a holiday. The vacation mood is strong, though, even at the beginning of the week. Ponies must be looking forward to what they'll do for the next few months!
>>27699581
Previous thread.
Nyx!
>filly
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>sunny
What's Rarity's rate for a night?
What's the current sales number of socks in Equestria right now?
>>27705505
that's a very cute celestia
Summer sucks winter rules
>>27705521
I love sunny horses
>>27705541Marriage
>>27705523
Is Isaac Australian?
>>27705505
Her stick legs and weird ass ears kind of ruin it.
>>27705541
She's completely booked from now until the heat death of the universe.
>>27705555
Impossible.
Australians cannot be nice. It's in their genes to be assholes and shitpost
Forgottenfillies.
>>27704599
>>27704615
damn so fine
>>27705575
No filly is forgotten
>>27705509
first post best post
I WANNA PONE
>>27705505
Dumb fat bitch is going to get good and shit all over that pillow
That ice cream is starting to fucking drip
Man FUCK ponies.
>>27705659
>man: no manual entry for 'FUCK'
>man: no manual entry for 'ponies'
>colt
Knock it off.
>>27705733
>Maud will never stare at your dick
I would trade a lot of things to make ponies real
the end is neigh
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>27705815
well done nightmare moon well done
HOWEVER
>>27705541
A loving, monogamous relationship
>>27705816
>call it a day
I had a friend who used to always say that.Then he died because he had a brain tumor he didn't know about.
Will Buck Ball be based on American Football, baseball, or will it be a totally original sport?
It's time for pone to go to sleep
>>27705509
First post is the best post
>finally got around to reading comic
>Rarity is literally Doctor Doom
I love it
Filly want to buy Battleborn
>>27705898
Filly is not stupid.
>>27705850
>"You wanna break that one down for the viewers at home, John?"
>"Sure thing, Al!"
>"Well uh, f-first ehh you-, you got the filly over here, an-, and she's-, what's gonna HAPPEN is she's gonna send the flanker in motion, and uhh-"
>[Incoherent drawing on screen]
>>27705897
Twilight is great, too
>>27705878
Did Nyx forget to take her costume off again? I fucking told her about this.
>>27705907
Filly also back 500$ to Mighty Pony No 9
>>27705923
Filly can't catch a break.
Colt back 20$ to shovel diamond dog knight and play overwatch.
Howdy!
Anon, are you there? It's me. Your best friend!
>>27705993
JOHN CENA!
>>27705993
I don't have friends.
>"PRIVATE ANONYMOUS, YOU HAD BEST UNFUCK YOURSELF OR I WILL UNSCREW YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!"
>>27706071
Anon doesn't have proper pone hold techniques.
>>27706083
>"UNF"
>>27706071
Would you tell Fluttershy she is heavy?
>>27705505
Did anyone else see the op thumbnail and think she was doing autofellatio?
>>27706126
I noticed the mouse ears first.
Filly says she needs help, her willy ate her coltfriend.
Two in the Pink
>>27706111
despite being the exact same model as nearly every other pony, Fluttershy still manages to be noticeably more out of shape and unathletic than the rest of them
so yes
>>27706348
>the surprise of her weight makes you say out loud
>"Holy shit you're fat."
>>27706111
I'd like a thicc Fluttershy.
>>27705593
hey pony you so fine you so fine you blow my mind hey pony!
>>27706422
She's my thick pegasus.
t i d d i e s
>>27706468
what is the egq movie about? what is the chance of a swimsuit scene?
>>27706468
>muh shimmy sham wigwam helicopter jones xddd
>>27706455
>angle just off enough so you cant see both cutie marks
I cant fap to this
>>27706468
>Twilight Sparkle, I'm CHS
remove shimmerfags
>>27706499
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2016/02/legends-of-everfree-dolls-and-details.html
>Camp Everfree apparently has a fashion theme.
>The plot of the movie is Camp Everfree closing down, and the Equestria Girls use their new abilities to throw a "crystal gala" fundraiser to save it.
Holy shit what a flaming dumpster fire of a "movie".
shim shamwow is gonna' save the fashion camp with the help of her gal pals! Buy all our playsets and toys, kids!
>>27706499
There will be 90 minute of shimmer tits
>>27706468
>>27706543
Remember to buy the toyset of this movie if you want more shimsham, the last movie don't help at all
>>27706568
is nobby the new rey rei?!
AND THE RECLUSIVE LADY OF THE PROFANED THREAD...
GLOOMY, THE GIANT
Now that the hiatus is in full swing, I thought I'd do a little diddy with Marker and Gloomy. I think this is actually the first comic I've actually done. I cheated a lot with reusing lines, but I had fun and that's all that matters.
>>27706584
das supercute
>>27706584
whos the equivalent of onion man in this scenario?!
>>27706584
>Profaned thread
Fuck this thread.
>>27706602
Junior who promised to put Gloomy to beb if she ever forsook her duty.
>>27706611
but she was too busy running a quest
>>27706584
PONE OF CINDER
>>27706584
yes good
>>27706584
that boss was such disappointment
>>27706602
I wanted to draw Marker wearing the catarina set, but it was too big and covered her up too much to be recognizeable as Marker. Gloomy is was no issue since she's facing the viewer, but Marker's a bit harder to recognize since it's her butt that's facing the viewer.
>>27706584
unf nice ass shot of marker
Are true capitalist trheads banned?
>>27706669
request denied marker pone
>>27706669
Why not just have the marker cape over the onion armor?
>>27706693
>"You goddamn-"
>"Let me tell you all something."
>"If this was your face.."
>CANS.WAV
>"IF THIS WAS YOUR GODDAMN FACE."
>>27706693
what do you mean?
>>27706669
>666
>>27706724
Eh, it just looked too awkward to me. I mean, her pose is already a little awkward. I wasn't going to fuck things up even more by drawing a big round suit of armor around her.
Maybe next time.
Filly gone sexual
>>27705505
>you will never feed Princess Celestia sweets
>>27706728
The Conservative gun freaks.
>>27706865
What does it mean?
>>27706881
trying2hard
>>27706865
I wish I owned an island with a tree on it :(
>>27706899
And getting so far...
Rally the fillies.
The time for battle draws near.
>>27706945
I'M THE LORD OF THE FILLIES
This pony is so dead
>>27706987
BRUTAL
>>27706987
I hope she got a time out for that
Filly is having flashbacks of Nam.
>>27707043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddy6xh-qigI
>>27707044
Why are Applejack's eyes red?
>>27707043
>She ashes her cigarette and takes another sip of her scotch
>"So, me & Noi are out there ready to evac some troops out of ia drang.."
>"And uh..we see this one north viet-neighmese pony, an he's up there on his hind legs, firin' at the hip like he's John Fuckin Mayne."
>"Gunny didn't like that." She said with her muzzle in the mug
>"..Shit you not, Anonymous, we saw daylight through him fore' he hit the ground."
Filly decided to dig a trench to prevent flanking from cavalry.
>>27707102
the freeherd filly doesn't understand what filly is trying to say.
>>27706865
>>27706890
she's all alone
>>27706862
>you will never make Princess Celestia sweat
>>27707110
Hand freeherd filly an axe, point to the castle. Tell her to go hit the one wearing a crown with the axe while she finishes up the siege engines.
Please do not use the fillies as child soldiers.
That is what colts are for.
Sounds of dying filly
Filly would have gone pro if it weren't for her bum knee.
Sexy anthro mare.
Fuck, wouldn't fuck?
Previously, on a very special episode of MLPG...
>>27707204
FEMANON IS PREGNANT
AGAIN
You want to become a pony yourself or stay as a human to fug your waifu?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10548805
>>27707215
CONFOUND THOSE DOVER COLTS
>>27707219
Neither
>>27707219
I want to be a stallion with human waifus
Or femanon with stallion version of pony
>>27707215
ONE OF THE ZEBRA TWINS IS THE FATHER
The fillies must be stopped at all costs.
Pincis Lurner
>>27707290
Say no more.
>>27707379
The fillies have been weight training. Soon their bodies will be able to withstand bullets!
>>27707379
Is that a FAMAS
>>27707415
no that's an ar-15
>>27707427
jew pls
would you be her secretary?
>>27707413
What a cutie. I hope she embraces her strength in the show.I hope they use the whole strength thing in the show and not leave it as a random gag.
>>27707480
I'd eat her horse pussy under the desk if there was a job opening for it.
>>27707480
What are my hours
>>27707507
please do not eat the tiny horses
>>27707509
8-5 weekdays but hours vary
no overtime pay, filly isn't running a charity shop here
>>27707527
NOI
O
I
>>27707527
someone put cute outfits on them, look how sad and naked they look
>>27707527
One of those fillies is secretly a colt in disguise
>>27707523
sure thing sir
>>27707574
I'd put another filly in there to study their close quarter filly-filly interactions
>>27707574
Not until you apologize for eating all of the oreos.
>>27707579
Fillies are known to repel each other. That can only end in disaster.
>>27707593
Bullshit, I saw a couple of fillies who wereBEST FRIENDS
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic #46
Ted Anderson (w) • Agnes Garbowska (a & mc) • Sara Richard (sc) • Caytlin "Pixel Prism" Vilbrandt (ric)
It’s election season in Ponyville and Mayor Mare looks to have the race in the bag. But when Filthy Rich throws his hat in the ring, all bets are off!
FC • 32 pages • $3.99
Bullet point:
Part one of a timely two-part event!
>>27707649
MARE
CARES
>>27707649
MAKE PONYVILLE GREAT AGAIN
My Little Pony: Friends Forever #32
Ted Anderson (w) • Jay Fosgitt (a & sc) • Tony Fleecs (mc)
The shiest pony who’s ever shied, Fluttershy, meets the most adventurous adventurer ever: Daring Do! When the two embark on a perilous journey together it may be up to Fluttershy to teach Daring Do the meaning of bravery!
FC • 32 pages • $3.99
>>27707649
VOTE FORPIP
>>27707649
>>27707668
>Anderson
I'm not sure who's worse, him or Whitley
>>27707668
That sounds vomit inducing
What is it about fillies that makes them immune to the microwave?
>>27707649
also
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2016/06/exclusive-first-look-my-little-pony_96.html#comment-2743655203
>>27707686
filly molecules simply do not vibrate at the microwave frequency
>>27707692
>I promise!
You know what they say about promises, Teddy.
>>27707649
>>27707668
>Garbowska
>fosgitt
>>27707692
Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining, Ted.
>>27707709
What about the macrowave?
>>27707709
I want to peel that filly.
>>27707523
Man, that makes me realize there is some really cute background ponies. Too bad I don't have the time to draw all of them i'd like to.
>>27707692
Yes.
You just chose the filthy rich guy as the Mayor's counter-candidate randomly.
It's just a coincidence.
>>27707649
Does the comics staff just really love Mayor Mare or what's up with that, this is like the fourth comic with her.
>rich entrepreneur against an experienced female politician
yes I cannot wait for all the "hidden" metaphors and shit
>>27707668
>Fosgitt
just the cover is enough
>>27707816
The problem is Mur isn't a criminal.
>>27707692
Nevermind. Fucking Anderson never disappoints.
Please do not refer to Mayor Mare™ as mur.
She is a very important pony with a very important image.
>>27707825
I don't get what you're hinting at, so isn't Hillary :^)
Ted's gonna have some rumors leak about her into the news, isn't he
>comics gone full SJW n political
>>27707781
It's not like "rich asshole runs for mayor" has never been done before.
>>27707692
>Trump or Hillary
I don't envy you, Americans.
>>27707837
I bet if you went into her office and yelled MUR she'd respond.
>>27707862
I bet if I went into your waifus house and yelled SLUT she'd respond.
>>27707868
No.Big Mac would
>>27707649
>Flutters and Dash are filthy Conservatives.
>>27707868
>Rarity glances up
>Yes, dear?
Come on guys.
Fosgitt artstyle is adorable and cute
>>27707850
w-what
>>27707885
Just fuck my limbs up
Vote for mayor mare
VOTE FOR STRONGFILLY
Who names their kid mare?
>>27707950
well they were about to name her filly but they planned ahead
Who names their kid Pony?
>>27707904
Young mayor mare is cute as fuck.
10/10 would vote if she give me a hug
What the fuck is a mur
Isn't that what the three kings gave to the baby Jesus
>>27707968
>Mur knew jesus
Why wouldn't you vote for her?
I think I made a new friend today
>>27707996
Because I think Harshwhinny could do a better job
Why are colts so ugly in the show?
>>27707968
>tfw ywn get a pony for your birthday
>>27707885
I'm going to play doubles advocate here and say his style is really cute in his other book.
>>27708024
I think Snips and Snails are really cute.
I love dopey characters and their stupidity only makes them cuter in my eyes.I want to pet and snuggle snails and maybe feed him pudding
>>27708024
It's a defensive mechanism used to keep fillies from kidnapping them as their love slaves.
How come the fillies don't have penises?
>>27708071
Unicorn fillies can make magic cock constructs
>>27708071
They have something even better called a vagina
>>27708098
I don't understand
>>27708107
A colt can put his penis into a filly's vagina. It's how they make more fillies and colts.
>>27708107
That's because you're a broken man.
I want to clone Rainbow Dash and make my own flight team/cheerleaders/a few house ponies.
>>27707044
Poor Twilight
all her weebshit blew up along with the tree library.
>>27708111
Dash this roleplaying is making me uncomfortable
>>27708128
Where is 2016
>>27708128
Waifu walls are always a blast.
>>27708131
You could say this shit's gettingbananas
But the princesses do have cocks right?
>>27708149
nice meme
>>27708024
ugly is the new cute
>>27708149
>Season 3 finale
>Celestia whisks unicorn Twilight off to the ethereal princess dimension.
>Magically gifts her princess wings, and a big phat princess cock+balls.
>>27708149
Princesses have female reproductive organs just like every other girl.
Gloomyhiatusdenial.
>>27708230
I still wish my first submission was accepted to this one.
>>27708230
>29 and 47 double dipping
>no one called him out on it
>>27708200
So the fillies and mares have cocks too?
>>27708230
>be one of the first to contribute
>end up near the bottom
Filly played you.
>>27708219
>>27708265
mwah
Filly wants to go out for some karaoke and strippers.
How do I turn derpibooru black?
Help pls
>>27708275
[Muffled, higher pitch awoo]
>>27708219
It is a misery, but at least I have my waifu and alcohol.I've also got some recap videos of earlier episodes coming soon if that makes it slightly more bearable.Probably not.
>>27708288
Give it a blunt and a bottle of 211
>>27708288
Shoot it 16 times and plant a knife.
>>27708273
flat chested gloomy a cute
>>27708324
I want to cuddle with mini gloomy human
>>27708377
she's so cute when she gets her mane all ruffled
Intrusive filly thoughts.
I want to shave the ponies.
I need to shave the ponies.
>>27708384
that's why I don't hang out with unicorn fillies
>>27708384
>You should kill them Anon
>Kill them all
>Filly you're just whispering in my ear
>Okay but especially that red colt.
>He tried to push me in the mud
Luck be a filly tonight.
>>27708424
which filly is the most lucky?
>>27708380
She's always cute.
If you suddenly appeared in Equestria, would you try to keep clothes on, or use the fact that clothing is optional to walk around in the nude?
>>27708288
You can do that?
>>27708432
always?
>>27708432
That is super cute. Can you post more cute?
>>27708469
>>27708288
I don't know
check the fucking settings maybe?
Just tell me how to turn it black, seriously.
>>27708291
More recaps and new RDP after two years, this hiatus might not be as bad after all.
>>27708483
She would look damn good with short hair desu senpai
>>27708452
Just walk around, occasionally slapping ponies in the face with my junk.
>>27708452
>the ponies convince you that clothes are unnecessary
>the moment you take them off they admit they lied and just wanted to see you naked
Filly wants to learn COBOL and get guaranteed job security.
>>27708506
Ah, you've found my waifu. Thanks anon.
>>27708481
It's in the display settings.
>>27708524
how is your waifu's ponut?
Stallion asks you to sniff his cock and balls. He warns you it's totally not addictive.
Y/N?
Mare cast the featureless enchant on you.
>>27708547
she aimed too high and now I have no face
>>27708547
Oh god! Where's my face?!
>>27708557
>>27708558
>Oh this is even better!
>>27708525
dammit
>>27708542
MLPG is explicitly hetero. Have you not seen the abundant 'filly does x' post every 5 minutes that I'm pretty sure is a bot at this point?
>>27708531
It's a big ponut
>>27708594
the fillies are robots?
/r9k/ filly is REEing again.
you know who's a cool pony?
Rainbow Dash
>been gone for 3 years
>MLPG is still a thing
>isaac is still alive
Wow. Is bronycon worth going to?
>getting sexually aroused over chest hair on girls
>>27708617
Do the /r9k/ colts call alpha stallions "Flashs"?
>>27708669
Brad sounds better.
>>27708641
It was never worth going to, but do it anyways unless you don't want to, then don't.
>>27708644
>You slowly pull down her shirt and only find a tuft of chest hair, but no boobs. You fear the worst - that you've made a terrible mistake and picked up a crossdresser dude, but by the time the shirt is off, you find that her tits are actually crotch teats
>your face of bewilderment made her hesitate, which caused her human gloves to slip off, revealing hooves
>she was a pony dressed as a human all along
wat do?
>>27708452
Id still wear clothes. Pockets are a great utility, rarity would love designing clothes for me, and I'd prefer to not get a sunburnt dick.
>>27708594
Filly said she isn't a bot.
Filly just has a lot of free time.
>>27708452
I have a really huge dick and balls I cant have flapping around all the time. i would need some kind of support at the minimum.
>>27708695
I was always amazed by how accurate this gif seems to be based on how each of them would honestly react to seeing a much smaller than expected dick.
It's almost as if they planned this all out
Fillies will often ask to sleep with you.
Do not fall for this trick, they just want to steal your body heat.
>>27708751
There's something weird about his left rear hoof.
Are you ever going to find true love, MLPG?
>>27708778
I love my waifu
>>27708778
Nah.
>>27708778
I'm incapable of love.
>>27708778
im too boring for that. plus I only see relationships as a burden than anything else. im already planning out the next steps of my later years in life to try to be as most fulfilled as a single man can possibly be
>>27708804
Retirement in a country where prostitution is cheap and legal?
>>27708778
I have found true love like 5 or 6 times, its just the other person wasnt into it.
>>27708778
I'd settle for just "generic, kind of okay love" by this point.
>>27708778
Nah. I honestly don't have a real drive to find a romantic relationship. I like thinking of being in a perfect relationship and all these cute little details, but I don't have enough care or desire to attempt to find it, similar to how I like maaturbating but don't care enough to try to have actual sex.
I don't plan in having a completely depressing life, but am planning around the idea of me being single for my life.
Who left a half eaten filly in the fridge?
>>27708832
Retirement to some distance open land I buy to build a ranch
>>27708882
A prostitute ranch?
>>27708888
Well quads demanded it...so aparently I'm going to be building a prostitute ranch in the middle of nowhere
>>27708899
I'm glad all those whores will finally have somewhere they can run free.
Maybe build a few street corners so they can feel at home, in their natural environment.
>June 22nd, 2016
>MLPG proves to be more robot than /r9k/'s whiny pepeposters claim to be
>>27708922
what
The fillies have decided to fight over you.
>>27708939
>>27708937
How come we never see these two shipped anymore?
>>27708953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AphxyjrH4SE
The colts have decided to fight for you
>>27708914
>I'm glad all those whores will finally have somewhere they can run free.
Canterlot High?
>>27709031
That might explain a few things
>>27708964
>one of the fillies singing the song during the fight like the cable guy
Your waifu is a registered sex offender. Do you really love her, or is it just stockholm syndrome?
>>27709060
that means something different in Equestria, it's okay
>>27709060
I'm a serial cuddler so thats alright.
>wear mask while cuddling
>somehow works
Gee, those Wonderbolt training regimens are getting tougher and tougher.
>>27709084
at least she didn't make him wear 5
>rape all the horses
I'm on a water fast so pls don't post food
>>27709099
just what i was thinking
>>27709084
give us the dick weight
>>27708965
Welcome colts to my court.
Mayor pony
>>27709084
GIT GUD SOARIN
>>27708778
I'm sure of it, but neither of us will say anything because we're both too shy and then we'll never see each other again
I think I'll just stick to fantasizing about fictional cartoon ponies
>>27709055
>>27709199
samefagger, no one knows what that old obscure reference is
its a delicacy in equestria and is rude to refuse, or so filly tells me.
>>27709215
Oh cmon the movie isnt that old
>look it up
Fuck I'm old.
>>27709199
why is she so best filly?
>>27706126
Yes
>>27709338
You heard me
>>27709338
fuck that filly
FUTUFUNU
what if sweetie belle and apple bloom
and scootaloo
>>27709504
all touched their butts together and
>>27709504
man fuck sweetie belle and apple bloom
and fuck scootaloo too
Apple Bloom is cutest, but Sweetie Belle is also cute.
I should draw them doing cute (lewd?) things together.
>>27709504
Would hug.
>>27709513
liked it
>>27709522
YES
>>27709522
Cute ponies doing cute things is always aproved
>>27709624
I'm gonna need some suggestions. The lewdest I can think of right now is holding hooves.
![1182765__safe_solo_twilight+sparkle_smiling_cute_princess+twilight_animated_simple+background_tongue+out_bedroom+eyes[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/hPYTqyL.gif "1182765 safe solo twilight+sparkle smiling cute princess+twilight animated simple+background tongue+out bedroom+eyes[1]")
Remember to scratch your itchy horses.
>>27709655
>that wing action
That itchy horse is a slut. I bet if I scratched her ears, she'd follow me home.
>>27709522
sweetie is girly cute
scoots is tough cute
appebloom is slutty cute
>>27709655
>autoscratchllatio
unfo
>>27709522
>cute
yes
>lewd
YES
>>27709668
You've left an impression on her. Now it looks like you have to take care of your new pet (?)
>>27709669
>filly Gleaming Shield
cute
>doing things with the CMC
extra cute
>>27709685
WOWZA
I don't think I could handle this class
>>27709701
Welp, I guess I need to get a collar/leash and dog bed.
Maybe a couple food bowls as well.
Ponies are weird.
>>27709655
I know that feel right now.
Almost a week ago while I was trimming unripe mangoes from a tree to stop the branches from snapping I learned that the sap from mango trees is basically just concentrated poison ivy.
I have been scratching at itches for days, fuck, that shit got everywhere.
Pony and I could be scratching buddies. I scratch her itches, she scratches mine.
>>27709741
Pony can't scratch your itches, she doesn't have any nails.
>>27709743
She does have a bat with nails sticking out of it, it's basically the same thing, right?
>>27709653
g-gosh
what if theynuzzled
>>27709743
She can use her cute little hoofsies. I'm sure she keeps her hoofsies trimmed and cleaned.
http://imgur.com/H9RqM9Z
pinkie no get out of there this instant
>>27709685
Why is Treehugger the most lewd of all ponies?
>>27709753
A homemade backscratcher? pony is pretty clever.
>>27709743
That's why you get a griffon to help you.
>>27709772
my sides
>>27709761
>filly nuzzling
I'm pretty sure that's illegal in some countries
>>27709811
I bet she kneads the sofa when she's really happy. You'd probably spend a lot of money on new upholstery if you lived with a griffon.
After the wake of Orlando, /mlp/ needs to stand for sensible gun control.
>>27709849Muh guns.
>>27709849
i stand for sensible unicorn control, they cant just have access to unlimited spells. its no coincidence that all evil villains in history were unicorns.
also they are taking all of our jobs
>>27709849
how many levels or irony are you on right now
[anal sex the ost intensifies]
>>27709868
Holy fuck, dat hair.
femanon colting it up
https://www.reddit.com/r/gifsgonewild/comments/4p8cm4/horse_dildo_creampie_while_wearing_my_tail_f/
>>27709849
Which is obviouslynone at all
>>27709886
Wew lad, that was hot.And I would totally colt it up if I was femanon in land with pastel sentient horses.
Where the foals at?
>>27709897
sleeping. it's really late, far past filly bedtime.
>>27709886
>tfw ywn absolutely destroy and fill a pussy like that
my favorite thing about the filly is the panties
>>27709929
i would hardly call that "destroyed"
>>27709938
Is dash the expert in "destroyed" pussies or something?
this destroys the general
Man, fuck Rainbow Dash
Why is she so cute
I have to say that ever since I got to Equestria me andall the ponieshave never stopped loving eachother
>>27709996
I'd love to.
>>27710021
I hate to be that guy, but,source please
>>27710027
http://prismblush.com/uddertale-doxygames/
it's 0pone
>>27710031
>it's memetail shit
I should have known from the style of the text box. Oh well. Still gonna fap to it.
>>27710031
what the fuck
>>27710014
practice
Your waifu just discovered all your old forum posts that you did as a kid and teenager.
>>27710085
There's nothing to be ashamed of there, really
now if she saw where I lurked I'd be fucked
>>27710078
Filly parade?
>>27710085
>kid
I didn't even know what an Internet was back then. Those were good times.
>>27710085
Oh no, she found literally nothing!
Cuddle the princess
Cuddle the colt
>>27710125
why not just pet him
>>27710145
are you fag
>>27710145
what the fuck do you think is going on in the thumbnail
>>27710152
head cuddles
Colts are like dogs.
The Colts are making hot dogs at 4 in the morning.
I want to pet Tender Tap's horse dick.
>>27710210
That's pedophilia
>>27710217
WTF??
Fuckthe colt
colt raped filly again
do not bad touch the mares
pony got a haircut
>>27710273
Shave the pony
>>27710273
awful
HEY GUYS REMEMBER THIS PONY?
What does Pony want for breakfast?
>>27710217
Maybe horsepedophilia
I don't see an issue
>>27710231
Maybe colt should fuck me instead
>>27708778
I've pretty much given up all hope of finding love in favor of serving my Empress.
Rewatching NSP and HWT, Saddle row over and over again
>>27710476
Ninja Sex Party's on MLP?
>Today is National Chocolate Eclair Day
>>27710490
really makes you think...
>>27710476
Good taste in episodes
Pony will wear your fucking moron face as a party mask.
>>27710532
Not if I wear her as a cocksock first
>>27710610
hello fillet
We're way too beb
drink the princess milk
drink the colt milk
>night threads are just one-off shitposts nowadays
why do i even come here anymore
>>27710772
>why do i even come here anymore
The bars on the ride keep you here.
>>27710772
It's mostly the same shitposting just at a slower pace from my view.
milk the stallion dry
>>27710256
you can see the moment her heart starts to go doki doki
Saw this video pop up and listening to it really took me back a few years.
youtube.com/watch?v=1NZzLlKkwpc
>>27710917
Really appreciate the translation into Korean
the one that always takes me back is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jdckxNSS_A
I loved what that guy used to put out
>>27710935
Oh, I really like Archie's work, I remember I used to check up on his channel every couple days. I think I watched a video of the song you posted but it had Twilight Sparkle with a very hypnotic horn.
Every now and then I wonder what all those artists I used to listen to are doing these days.
>>27711051
look with your special eyes!
>>27711172
i do this to my dog
>>27711175
does he like it? I tried to do it with my cat be he seems less inclined to play along
Appul filly
>>27711242
why is she so best
>>27710917
That Dash dress though.
>>27711259
I actually like Sweetie Belle more. She has this endearing naive stupidity.
>>27711259
Because of the whole of her filly.
Would you have a robotic ai pony companion?
>>27711311
Can we still fuck? Would she enjoy it?
>>27711329
She supposes she could get an attachment for that, but she'd prefer to do science.
>>27711311
>ai
Eh
Better than nothing / a plain plushie i guess.
Assuming she's soft and squishyand fuckable.
>>27711311
How intelligent are we talking here?
>>27711269
I think Sweetie Belle is a fantastic metaphor fora computer in programming. Does exactly what you say regardless of what you mean.
>>27711407
BEHOLD BEHOLD
>>27711343
Highly intelligent. More so than you.
![1184379__solo_twilight+sparkle_suggestive_princess+twilight_plot_magic_dock_30+minute+art+challenge_telekinesis_coffee[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/TFqfUph.png "1184379 solo twilight+sparkle suggestive princess+twilight plot magic dock 30+minute+art+challenge telekinesis coffee[1]")
>>27711426
>More so than you
That's not a difficult feat.
>>27711294
!?!?!?!?
Pony asks if you like it
>>27711407
>stateofthefandom.png
>>27711448
I hate coffee
>>27711457
what happens when a tail is caught
>>27711457
The tail is the natural enemy of the filly
>>27711407
>all those negative scores
is someone uploading poorly-lit photos of all their shitty notebook paper porn again?
I'ma touch the pony.
>>27711475
It's like fifteen variations of Cadance having a horrible axe wound under her tail and sometimes a levitating cock cums/pisses into it.
>>27711510
they're actually a lot better than I was expecting
but yeah, there really don't need to be a whole page of them
>>27711510
I want to walk around asking ponies how the "ol' axe wound" is doing.
>>27711535
they'd probably be very confused because they don't recall being injured. Do ponies even have axes?
>>27711545
How would they murder sexy teens otherwise?
>>27711509
She'scute.
Filly and her filly friends are going to the old abandoned summer camp by the lake for fun and sexy times.
>>27711475
i have some niche pony fetishes that are so rare i would gladly take shitty notebook paper porn of it and probably even fap to it.
>>27711553
By booping
>>27711589ORA
http://www.bustle.com/articles/150836-how-a-cuddle-party-changed-the-way-i-view-consent
cuddle parties used to be my fav thing, until greedy aggressive fillies took over
whens the last time you fapped to derpy? dont lie its an anonymous board h.ere
>>27711647
I've fapped to loads of horses but i think Derpy i never have.
>>27711585
I guess I'm a little biased because if I ever have a specific idea I can draw it myself a little better than whatever shitty notebook paper porn has made it to derpibooru, not by much but better enough
I could never get off by looking at that stuff anyway because all I feel is secondhand embarrassment that someone could ever willingly show the world something of that quality
>>27711647
A few weeks ago?
There's not that much good r63 Derpy out there
>>27711647
Its been a while actually
No one has made any porn of my fetishes with her recently
>>27711647
is there even any good recent derpy stuff?
>>27711647
2 days ago after writing a story involving her and twilight
>>27711686
was there dicks?
>>27711686
>masturbating to your own stories
>golly fucked up the discord
Welp lets get this shit restarted.
https://discordapp.com/invite/012CjsEz266KNPkSv
>>27711691
yeah, because twilight was being a degenerate and passing it off as science
>>27711698
I ain't got time to sift through a million shitty fanfictions with multiple pages to find what I want
I masturbate to my own art too, what are you gonna do, stab me?
>>27711709
>what are you gonna do, stab me?
Yes
With my dick
>>27711709
was that the fic where twily strapped futa derpy to a machine and forced her to fuck and cum in a ton of mares and a colt or two?
that one was pretty hot
What are ya gonna do? Boop me?
>>27711722
Got a link to that? Sounds fun.
>>27711709
I never understood why so many people say they cannot fap to their own art. I can understand if it was a picture drawn for someone else but when I draw a picture of moondancer that has every single one of my favorite fetishes it gets me off every time.
Boop...OF DEATH
>>27711712
well, at least you're not using something that can reach a vital organ
>>27711722
nope, it was the fic that has only been read by one man on the entire planet (it's me) because it's mediocre and unfinished just like everything else I've ever written
>>27711751
Ah yes...
Asoman de la muerte...
>>27711707
Does that link to the Discord that was linked her a while ago already?
>>27711753
>tons of unfinished fetish fics and i use imagination to fill in the rest
I know that feel, Ill get to it one day. I have loads of pages written about futa rarity jacking off and cumming nonstop everywhere but there is no actual interesting story added in yet.
>>27711744
most people say it's because they can't look through the errors they've made
I guess they're just not jacked up on hormones enough
Filly bit the pillow.
>>27711774
If they are drawing something they like the idea behind it should already be enough
click for illicit materials
>>27711803
That's nothing
>>27711803
My boss walked by and just fired me because of this, thanks a fucking lot Anon.
>>27711736
it was an old one i dont have the link anymore. what i liked about it was there was a new mare and cumshot each paragraph.
>>27711707
u wot
fucking hell. wrong tab.
excuse me, lads
>>27711751
Atomic boop
>>27711707
>/ftt/ - Fapping Together~
I think not.
Filly wants to start a war.
Start a nuclear war.
>>27711859
>you will never take pony to a gay bar
>>27711859
Who will lead Filly's armies?
>>27711859
I hope she brought a lot of bits to spend.
>>27711867
She has 5 bits, how many warheads/mercenaries can she buy?
Filly is the key to all this
Can someone make a horse version?
>>27711876
I'm not sure.
anyone know what size doll clothes to buy that will fit the official plushies
>>27711885
Filly put a bag of warheads in her mouth.
An entire bag.
Her friends say that to this day she's still scrunched.
>>27711887
theres gotta be some weirdo japanese company that makes super lewd doll lingerie
i just know it has to exist and i need it
>>27711887
Dog clothes.
>>27711887
I'm not sure "horse" is a common size
>>27711887
Rarity will hate you if you didn't sew it yourself.
>>27711887
For that one, semen is one size fits all.
>>27711894
>tiny collection of those gem anal plugs that fit into plushies
>different colors to match up with different dresses and panties
i need it
Anon just got put on a list for googling "lewd dog clothes."
>>27711925
How do we know they're not Canadian?
Filly should foal colt
Colt foal'd filly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyO9cXr7VAo
>ponyware never
>>27712106
>Horse riding a horse
It's unnatural!
>>27712114
its sexy
>>27712128
>colt riding a colt
Sexy as can be
You may only take (1) one.
>>27712180
I pick Plerko
>traveling in bus
>fall asleep
>decide to open my eyes to see where I am
>see this
https://www.google.com/maps/@-34.6140821,-58.4115942,3a,48.7y,201.24h,94.84t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sDow3NGFQEwXmv6fgid6jBQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
HELP
>>27712201
how do they work
>>27712209
what made you think you could escape
how hot is it where you are
>>27712248
It was like 35c earlier
I want to die
JOIN SPIKE'S FAN CLUB
>226
>>27712248
>>27712253
You guys should go swimming.
>>27712253
>tfw sitting in an air-conditioned basement wearing your favorite super heavy jacket because it's like wearing a super comfy blanket.
ded
>>27712114
>>27712283
pornka pls
>>27712282
All the swimming pools near me are shit
>>27712198
you can't just post a background horse and run anonymous
You must tell us more
>>27712147
is that whats in the ass here
>>27709772
>>27712295
I think it's too late, it looks like that Anonymous had to fly.
>>27712296
ponies and pizza go together so well
>>27711454
It's really sad isn't it.
>>27712283
>tfw anon will never try to ride you
>>27712301
You can't just "no" a freedom of background horse information request!
That is like, illegal!
>filly
TELL YOUR PRINCESS HOW HARDCORE SHE IS
>>27712315
filly nurse is so cute but i have to question the decision to allow fillies to work in the hospital
>>27712318
Cream white sauce makes your teeth go grey.
>>27712314
Yes I can!
>>27712321
She's50.
>>27712327
Well anon I am afraid the math shows you are going STRAIGHT TO PONY JAIL
>249
>>27712321
>not wanting to have a cute filly nurse you back to health
>>27712345
No, i'm safe. Also no new thread. I'm free now.
Don't worry
Be happy
FILLY doesn't need to beg for FILLY TREATS like a PLEB she eats them and LAUGHS at you while you CRY
>>27712380
>>27712380
>>27712380
Midweek into summer!
![0037[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Z5P8pNB.jpg "0037[1]")
