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612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Friendship is Magic #43 is still storytimed here!
>>27652426
It's that time again - summer finally bursts into season with the longest day of the year! How many Summer Sun Celebrations has it been since Twilight Sparkle's coronation? The far-reaching effects of Discord's mischief made things rather unusual for that first one, but if no news is good news then subsequent celebrations must have gone off without a noticeable hitch. Is Luna enjoying her part in the festivities? This year's got a full moon to coincide!Of course, on the flipside, it's the start of winter tomorrow for the other hemisphere- does that still work on Equestria's world?
>>27687351
Previous thread.
>filly
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
MONEY
SUCCESS
FAME
BRONIES
I want to WPSHH Celestia.
During a speech.
tiddielicious
>>27694026
>>27694047
It's shit.
She's shit.
You're shit.
I wish to be the little filly.
It's
timehttp://pony.sex/lewd.webm
>>27694084
Now, more than ever.
>>27694079
Yes!
Sunset Shimmer is the shit!
>>27694047
>>27694084
>>27694089
>"Huh? Oh, ofcourse, that thing you simpletons like."
>"Blah blah blah..touch you..be the one..walk across the fire for you, blah blah blah."
>"Thank you, come again."
>>27694138
I want to be in Canterlot's headlines!
It's Celestia day
>>27694205
oh no
what do we do
>>27694202
>>27694224
Go out and enjoy the sun I guess
>>27694240
I'd rather die
>>27694205
What a majestic horse.
>>27694243
That can be arranged.
>>27694246
OAH!
>>27694254
thank you Princess Celestia
I love you
>>27694275
she lives to serve her subjects' wishes
When you weren't looking, pony did the thing.
>>27694297
she'll never be as cool as filly, but I appreciate her effort
>>27694300
Marker, why don't you come to bed with me?
>>27694302
how does lyra do the thing
>>27694323__Magic__
>>27694332
I want to brush her mane
>>27694343
>>27694323
>>27694355
Yes
I mean, kind of
I think that's the closest an earth pony can do, anyway
>>27694399POP
>>27694405squish
>>27694323
she's a unicorn, what do you think?
>>27694409Bang
>>27694412Boop!
>>27694405
>>27694409
>>27694412
>>27694415
>comic noises
are we back on /co/?
>>27694399
>>27694417
no
god no
don't even joke about that
>>27694422
Yeah, I suppose being back on today's /co/ wouldn't be all that great.
>>27694423
Kind of funny that it all went to shit right after we got kicked out.
>>27694421
lolwat
>>27694456
>>27694441
>thread full of people who discuss something they genuinely enjoy rather than just the usual shit flinging
>kick them all out
>left with mostly people who are flinging shit
Not that much of a surprise.
>>27694423
>>27694441
>>27694463
At least I can no longer say that I miss /co/. We're gone and I don't regret that.I miss old /co/.
>>27694491
>Derpy will never accidentally fall on you. Butt first.
>>27694494
Wouldn't that kill you?
>>27694509
most definitely
>>27694496
I think it's important to keep all the other shit in one location but I will never stop lamenting the fact ponies can't be reaction images. There's so much fucking gold.
>>27694533
It's incredibly annoying.
So many times I'd have the perfect reaction image and then I remember that it's pony
>wake up
>there's no new episode
hmmmmmm really makes you think...
>>27694548
Having problems with Waifustealers? Not a problem any more.
>>27694592
please do not grind the ponies
>>27694610
But there are ponies in grinder.
>>27694610
>Flash Sentry
>not a subpony scum
colt
"When it comes to hot monkey dick, you, Anon, are…
"Adequate."
>>27694697
when it comes to pretty ponies you are fucking horrifying
>>27694661
>subpony scum
>pony scum
>pony cum
UNF
>>27694697
Shut up and give me my three hooves rating for the Hot Monkey Dick bath house.
Bebtown
>>27694697
>The food critic pony shit on Rarity for her fashion.
Help me psychoanalyze myself, mlpg. Why do I want to kidnap,and mindbreak princess Cadence?
>>27694796
Cause you're a sick twisted bastard! You piece of crap!
>>27694796
Because love terrifies you.
because you believe you have already been judged and found wanting, sentenced to damnation in the cold outer dark of eternal loneliness
And knowing there is no escape, you can choose to let the cold slowly seep in, go quietly with no resistance and a stoic face, resigned to the inevitable.
Unlike the Warp overtaking you, this is NOT a good pain
>>27694661
>Flash Sentry
Why does he get to be in the show, and not sunbuns?
>>27694814
But there's a choice, right?
You've heard about wild animals escaping from snares by gnawing off one other their own legs.
So, assuming you survive the blood and pain, you can seize the opportunities life offers you
as a stunted, damaged, warped monster
someone your fellows look at and think "not like him"
>>27694821
He has a pony version in Equestria? And it was put there by a animator without it being in the script or the writers knowing about it.
>>27694821
Because he's an upstanding citizen
>>27694829
This.
He's not the same flash sentry in the movies.
>>27694592
>Go ahead. Do your worst, bro.
>Shred the paper. Blame Larson. Call the waifu police. Whatever.
>They can't uncuck you. I've already tasted your waifus' delicate orchids.
>And every single one of them were
>Just
>Right
>>27694829
I wonder why none of the movies have even mentioned the original EqG Sunset Shimmer, and what happened to her.
>>27694836
I'm guessing because she wouldn't add anything to the story.
>>27694836
She's dead. Killed by pony Sunset
Filly says it was an honor to book with you, and proceeds to light a cigarette
>>27694826
>>27694814
cadence has a fat butt
>>27694845
DELETE THIS
>>27694845
Too bsd shes ugly af
![[Fast Intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/tFh2rvW.gif "[Fast Intensifies].gif")
>>27694844
>There has been an actual confirmed launch.
My plushes will protect me!
>>27694895
Nobby wakes up face-down in the dungeon at the crystal empire, Cadence sitting in the chair nonchalantly before him, filing her hoof.
>>27694897
Aircraft launches
>>27694904
>Insulting princesses get you into Equestria.
Holy shit...
>>27694904
is it Friday again Already
>>27694912don't fuckin do it man
>>27694897
See
http://www.defconwarningsystem.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=5383
Like usual, IT'S (NOT) HAPPENING
this is just interbutt wankery
>>27694844
Fake and gay.
>Fighter launches
there's a massive joint NATO exercise going on in Poland right now. a diplomatic fuckup, not an actual warfare.
>>27694914
I'm gonna do it man...
I got nothing to lose!
Princess Spike a shit!
>>27694918
I bet you think Pearl Harbor was fake too.
>>27694919
no really
all you have to do isask nicely>>27682528
Cute. CUTE!
>>27694938
>>27694938
I wonder how much she farts.
>>27694939
So very poofy.
>>27694944
>You will never be in an arranged marriage with her.
guys
holy shit
a new Rainbow Dash Presents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPx-K9QRS8s
>>27695019
>lose the streaming
>>27695019
>the star in yellow
wait, isn't that one with the 7th element of harmony?
>>27695057
…now add these two.
>>27695071
>Blueblood
Ew
Rainbow Dash may be fast
but can she make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs?
>>27695075
These two any better?
>>27695081
Yes
>>27694323
Do you believe in magic?
From a young filly's heart?
How the music can free her,
whenever it starts?
>>27695071
>kojima STILL hasn't changed the background color of transparent images for anons not using the default yotsuba themes
PLEASE
E1M1: At Boop's Gate
>Today is International Surfing Day
I like this mom
>>27695179
>>27695154
Bodacious
>>27695084
>>27695180
It must be weird being a background pony
Having to constantly change gender, race and age in order to fit the needs of different episode plots
>>27695180
I want to read lots of books with Twilight.
>>27695213
even trashy young adult books?
>>27695213
I want to have a bookhorse reading harem
don't bully the gloomy
>>27695240
Man this would be a pretty cool revelation to make in the S6 finale.
>>27695243
Oh no
What are those mischievous little scamps up to now
>>27695243
Filly want to be a princess
>>27695255
Cute
>>27695275
No, that's a lie. That's part of Hasbro's scandal and rip-off Disney's Sofia the First.
Who is ready for the future episode leak?
https://www.shoutfactory.com/kids/kids-animation/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-soarin-over-equestria
>>27695255
oops
>>27695292
Nice
Nice
>>27694895
>>27695291
Neat
>>27695291
Maybe hiatus ends before august
The hiatus was a mistake
>>27695313
Just like the fillies
>>27695313
Maud was a mistake.
Twilicorn was a mistake.
Equestria Girls was a mistake.
The CMC's butt marks were a mistake.
Slice of Life was a mistake.
King Sombra was a mistake.
Everything was a mistake. MLP never should have existed. She should've kept on trying with pitching Galaxy Girls.
>>27695313
>>27695331
>>27695292
I wouldmake that pony some pancakes
>>27695349they're her favorite!
>>27695331
Bond with ponies
>Apparently Celestia's been doing well as the resident slutpig at the farm.
>She’s birthed over 2000 foals (half of them died instantly, and sometimes hilariously)
>”Should we bring the Princess back with her subjects then?” I asked.
> It’d be good for them to see their ruler is safe.
>”Pfft, you probably don’t want them to see her like this. Come take a look at her.” They invited me to the fuck floor.
>The Princess of the Sun was stuck in the corner of the room with most of the ponies surrounding her.
>All four of her legs have been torn off. No one bothered to clean them up so her legs are scattered around her.
>Ponies are humping her torn off legs.
>She’s so fat none of the colts can even mount her, they know she’s about to give birth.
>Princess Celestia screams and cries.
>”NO, I CAN'T BE DELIVERING THIS QUICKLY AGAIN!”
>She lets out the loudest wettest fart ever, 8 or 9 foals shoot out her vagina onto a blood and shit stained mattress the breeders set up.
>the stallions instantly run towards the offspring, trying to eat them.
>one stallion instantly bites the head off what looks to be an alicorn.
>the scientists quickly grab the foals, grabbing stallions as well
>they rip the bad stallions apart
>they dump the foals in the new births pit and give me two of them for Sarah.
>Celestia recognizes me on my way out
>"I REGRET EVERYTHING, PLEASE HELP ME! I MISS MY LEGS AND MY FREEDOM SO MUCH, PLEASE LET ME OUT, I WILL COOPERATE! JUST MAKE THEM STOP, IT HURTS SO MUCH! I TAKE IT BACK CALLING YOU MONSTERS, YOU CAN TAKE ANYTHING YOU WANT! HELP!!"
>She farts out 4 more foals, two are immediately eaten.
>stallions resume to fuck her endlessly.
ubf
>>27695400
Pony doesn't want to bond. She wants to play by herself.
someone wanted me to draw ponies in prison
>>27695331
>She should've kept on trying with pitching Galaxy Girls
muh sunk cost fallacy
>>27695430
Why is Fluttershy so tall nigga?
>>27695413source
>>27695438
she probably shouldn't be THAT tall, but I thought tall and lanky was a pretty standard way of drawing her? Especially with the whole Equestrian supermodel thing
>>27695413
>fluffyfags have escaped containment
>>27695448
I dunno m8 I don't follow fanart that much but she has the same body type as the most other pones so it looks odd to see a height difference between any of them except Twilight.
>>27695450
okay now i actually feel offended, good job anon
just because i jack off to torture/gore doesn't mean i jack off to torture/gore that looks like (and in 50% of the cases probably is) it was drawn by autistic 8 year olds
>>27695450
According to the bans page, fluffies are now garbage that should go to /b/.
Have the Filly Panties ever been tested onColts?
>>27695458
But giving all the ponies the same body type is booooring - if I have to draw six characters in the same picture, I want to be able to vary them up a bit.
>>27695463
feh, /b/ doesn't deserve it, it should be sent to actually shit boards like /trash/
we have enough problems over there with rekt,trap and ,YLYL threads
>>27695471
>/b/ doesn't deserve it
lol fuck off /b/tard
Filly is now protected by the Russian mafia.
>>27695479
/b/ is actually a good board, you just need to get past the cancer like flat earth threads
its fast and good for discussion
>>27695471
what the fuck is that
>>27695494
Kidney stone, it seems.
Which pony do you think has passed the most kidney stones?
I bet it's Pinkie.
>>27695532
the absolute cutest
>>27695532
fluffy ponies are to be posted on /b/
>>27695541
What.
>>27695532
YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND PONE
>>27694803
>"If this was your face.."
>cans.wav
>"IF THIS WAS YOUR GODDAMN FACE."
>CANS.WAV
>"I WISH THIS WAS YOUR FACE!"
>>27695536
Yeah isn't Diamond Tiara the best filly?
>>27695570
too bad the artist is shit, but whan can you expect from fluffyspergs
You wouldn't bully a filly.
>>27695570
I hope she shows up again, we don't know how she acts like after her episode
>>27695482
>/b/ is actually a good board
LOL
/)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bqf8XeNb1h
>>27695629
I don't get it
>>27695549
>ur to slo
>Wild ponies play near my house. They tease my son. He wants to be one of them.
What did he mean by this?
>>27695652
everyone wants to be a pony
>>27695652
Videogames hadn't been invented yet so being a wild animal seems more fun than farming corn all the time.
Pony went to the doctor for a throat infection and asked if it looked ugly. The doctor said no, it's acute.
>>27695678
>>27695652
>They tease my son.
>>27695243
gloomy doesn't believe in revenge
right?
>>27695430
WHOA, HOW'D THEY END UP IN THE SLAMMA?
>>27695724
They ruined the GGG.
Again.
>>27695736
Baby, baby, you know Celestia likes that!
>>27695736
GGGG
BABY BABY BABY
>looks like p. celestia is bleeding out to death
>what are you going to do princess celesita
FUCK
MY
WOMB
HOLE~!
>>27694024
>Filly kisses
>deleted all of the porn on my phone
>forgot my collection of stallion on woman bestiality on the sd card
Well at least there's that.
>>27695815
>filly /k/isses
>>27695821
Heh, neato!
Where's the like button, dudearino?
>>27695652
>They tease my son
>He wants to be one of them
Was Maximus son the original horsefucker?
Considering he was murdered, I sure hope he found his pony love in Elysium.
>>27695842
Which filly's attack is each other filly weak against?
>>27695849
Strong Filly has a weakness?
>>27695842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi2y-dCv6ug
>>27695889
Yes, it'slow self-esteem.
>>27695898
So you have to bully her into submission?
>>27695849
Pillow Shield beats Strong Barrage
Strong Barrage beats Spear Mint
Spear Mint beats Peach Roller
Peach Roller beats Ruby Rush
Ruby Rush beats Braid Buster
Braid Buster beats Mane Mowdown
Mane Mowdown beats Tornado Twister
Tornado Twister beats Pillow Shield
Can't Strong Barrage the Farage
>>27695905
>no one's weak to the default weapon
prettyponyprincesspimplepussy
>>27695917
>can't silly the strongfilly
Silly filly, willy nilly.
Trying and failing to find the .gif of Applejack's hooves smooshing Rarity's cheeks.
>>27695958
>self cheek squishing
HARLOT
>>27695969
I'll see your self-smooshing harlot and raise you a full derp.
![full[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/3kuR2xl.gif "full[1].gif")
>>27695958
>>27695938
Huh?
Oh, sorry I'm late ahem.
Ew gross, you sick faggot, blah blah blah, etc..
>>27695905
>>27695921
It's obvious pillow filly would be weak to default boops.
>>27695980
Thank you.
Take us back to Defcon 4.
BOOP BOOP BOOP
is itbooptime now?
>>27695981
you type like you have aspergers
>>27696006
>>27696006
>>27696021
I'll boop her
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW
>>27696014
Are you an expert in that field?
>>27696021
What a cheeky horsie
>>27696031
I'm not professional yet, but I'm studying to be.
Some day, the science behind boop will be my thesis.
HARK
THE WONDER BOLTS
HOW I HATE THEM
>>27695973
I want to sleep with Rarity while she does silly things
I want ponies to cast a spell that can activate every pain sensor in a human's body simultaneously on me and give me drugs that prevent the mind from switching off, but simultaneously activate massive depression.
So the're able to maintain me in perpetual agony and misery forever.
Surprise tactical boop, sign here, please.
>>27696058
But anon, they already did thatIt's called MLPG
>>27695430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrrz54UtkCc&user=Floko008
http://pony.sex/interactive.swf
Warning:ear rape, turn down
Warning:some boop
>>27696114
>turn down for boop
>>27696114
Did MT draw this? I miss that obese nigger ;_;
Tell me about Your Little Pony.
>>27696123
he's cute
>>27696121
Yeah, those were the days.
>>27696114
one job
>>27696128
>mt will never again draw what she thinks you look like based on your voice
she got the chav part of me too perfect ;_;
Filly is a lying asshole.
>>27696123
It's better than your little pony.
>>27696123
Say hello to my leedle pony.
>>27696150
Has Pony consideredswitching to Torgue?
>>27696158
Pony still prefers Maliwan.
>you will never use a unicorn filly as a weapon
>>27696174
Fuck you, I would if I could.
