I want to shave off a pony's coat, put the hair in a bowl and eat it like a bowl of cereal.With no milk
>>27685113
>with no milk
ABSOLUTE
MAD
MAN
>>27685113
existence is pain
>>27685113
>hooves
ew
>>27685134
Nice. Here's a (You) of mine to add to your incoming (You)'s galore, because this board can't pass up b8 for shit.
Horse tails aren't like that
Is this better for you familia :^)
>>27685152
Good thing they aren't horses then, huh? Fuckingf PICECE OF SHIT
>>27685158
Meant for
>27685134
:^(
>>27685152
heres a pic.
>>27685173
fuck off newfag.
>>27685158
I am literally grossed out.
>>27685159
rude t.b.h
>>27685204
t. faggot
delete /b/ threads
You're just gonna vomit. Human (or any other species, for that matter) can't digest hair.
>>27685113
That'd be naughty.
>>27685113
I want to shave Celestia, tie her hair into a whip and have Twilight Sparkle spank my naked body with it as Spike pours chocolate pudding over my toes
>>27685152
>He does not know what a dock is
>>27685113
>Twitwi but no wings
????
>>27685145
>(You) may may
Kill yourself
tfw no hairless Twilight to care for until her coat regrows
>have to carry her around in warm clothing as she gets cold very easily
>she has to be swabbed in a blanket when you leave the house as she's terrified of being seen by other ponies
>she's extra sensitive and even the gentlest touch of her is enhanced threefold
>one day you surprise her with a set of wigs to choose from
>she picks Einstein's
>have to cuddle up close to her at night and keep her warm
>spend most of your time with her comforting her or trying to entertain her as she spends most of her days inside
>hours long boardgame and reading sessions
>Spike is the only one who knows what happened to her and has to keep it a secret from her friends
It would be true comfyness (except for poor Spike)
>>27685113
Bald ponies are cute. I want to caress her soft smooth skin.
>>27687904
(You)
>>27687076
THEY AREN'T FUCKING RAT TAILS YOU SHITLORD
>>27688038
Yes they are.
>>27687987
Ever felt a shaved cat or dog?
Its like a giant foreskin in desperate need of moisturizer.
>>27688046
Will slathering her in moisturizer help or is she doomed to a rough life?
DELETE this
>>27688715
No :^)
>>27688046
>You will never cuddle giant dry foreskin pone
Why live?
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/du6EM6G.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>27688046
Would shaved pone look like this?
![416252__solo_twilight+sparkle_explicit_solo+female_blushing_smiling_princess+twilight_tongue+out_vaginal+secretions_floppy+ears[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kZLlz3P.jpg "416252__solo_twilight+sparkle_explicit_solo+female_blushing_smiling_princess+twilight_tongue+out_vaginal+secretions_floppy+ears[1].jpg")
>>27687973
And take her to a sauna
>>27689286
Holy shit I didn't know male dogs had nipples
>>27689333
Haven't you ever rubbed your doggo's belly?
>>27689336
Only my dog, and she's female
>>27689333They don't
>>27689344
Have you seen your dog's belly button? It's freaky to think they have them.
>>27689348
They do, I googled it after seeing the image.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=do+male+dogs+have+nipples
>>27689349
No. I am learning more about dogs today than I intended.
>>27689330
delet this
>>27689330
I want to fry and eat her wings.
>>27690138
why? it's cute as fuck and she feels great
>>27690463
I want to surgically remove her uterus and fry it with canola oil and some scallops. i bet it would taste delicious
>>27689330
This image is too raw. In multiple ways.
>>27685113
Has it really been six seasons and the show still hasn't shown a hairless. You'd think pinkie would have shaved a pony for a prank by now or something. The closest we've gotten has been Three's a crowd hasn't it?
>>27687987
is cute
>>27689330
is yuck
Okay, this is getting too weird; time to derail the thread.
Twilight Sparkle is best pony, glass all sandniggers, this is an anime website.
>>27687904
>>27690733
All your statements are true and or good ideas,
>>27687904(kil urself)
>>27691065
>kill urself maymay
kill urself
>>27685134
>complaining about hooves
neo/mlp/ or n(e)ormie
>>27691859
>>27685134
>>27691879
Freud'sche Projektion
>>27685158
But now how I will I get to shampoo my cum out of her purple coat?
>>27685113
I want to shave a pony's coat, braid the hair into a rope and then choke myself with it as I masturbate
>>27685158
That'd make EqG slightly better.
Slightly.
>>27692282
Creative.
>>27692541
Dat filter
>>27688046
>Ever felt a shaved cat
No but I know what they look like.
>>27689330
I want to drag my tongue up shaved Twilight's inner thigh all the way up to her mammaries and tickle her exposed nipples with it.
>>27694277
Finally a man of taste
>>27694277
this tbqh
>>27693875
Does anyone else here actually like Sphinx cats
>>27696268
Well, fuck you then. Nigger.
