>>27656905

Varg the Grey comes and teaches him how to play an instrument.

Huh, wow

>>27656905
Nothing

He's not real.

>rape

>>27656905
since hes black on the inside, he would be like zecora and talk in rhymes bc hes a pony nigger

>>27656905
I think the story will be slim and shady.

>>27656947
except that he would also be a pony, not zebra

>rape

spaghetti

>>27656905
He spends an episode teaching the ponies of pursuing their dreams and how opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo before breaking into a rap song about friendship and loving one another.

Then Dr. Dre makes a guest appearance at the end of the episode telling Eminem how proud of him he is and how the new line of Beats(TM) by Dre will help use the power of music to unite ponies and spread friendship across the land.

>>27656905
He gets marked out by Pinkie Pie with some incredibly dope bars