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>What is this thread about?
Half human and half pony/other Equestrian species offspring.
>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want. But it wont always be met positively.
>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Sometimes Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Sometimes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.
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Long hair best hair.
>>27641264
I like to think she grows it out when she gets older.
>>27641264
Short hair Dawn > Long hair Dawn
>>27641246
I wonder if nobby is ever gonna colour that pic? It looks so damn cool.
>>27641309
>nobby
>finishing anything
Good one
>>27640156
>After I finish these commissionsIts funny you should say that cause I was gonna commission you to draw them. I'm the same guy btw.
I really like your stuff so I want to see you draw these cuties. I'll send you the details after I get some more funds if your up for another commission.
>>27641246
Satyr RPG when?
>>27641308
I don't think so pal.
>>27641582
Who would be the heroes and villains?
>>27641775
Well there was that one Dazzling kid who's basically an evil villain. Not to mention we have Kyra, Tirek's kid. Maybe throw in an evil unicorn wizard hellbent enacting revenge against the two sisters and we have a campaign.
As for the heroes, that depends which five satyrs are going to form a party.
>>27641308
I like both, but prefer short.
>>27641582
When art assets become available.
>>27641775
>Heroes
M6 satyrs
Royals
Redeemed villains
M6 satyr friends
>Villains
Racists
Certain drakes
HansFairies
>>27641887
What about other satyrs as villains?
>>27643768fluffy ears
>>27641887
Why Fairies?
>>27644120
Never trust a fairy.Mrrgrrgrr.
>>27644139
>Want to finish that game
>Stuck on Mage Fight
Fuck whoever designed that fight with a rusty, AIDS infected knife
>>27644220
Which Mage fight? There are many.
>>27644371
The one with The sage, the white/black Mage, and the apothecary.
You have to cheese the fight to beat it, even on easy, and I don't feel like grinding.
>>27644474
Oh boy. Last leg of the game? If so; I know exactly which one you are talking about. I was level 99; got my ass HANDED to me
Do you think Broil visits Muddle's house a lot? Do you think Fizzle and Garbl would still keep in touch after their marriages?
>>27641582
I dunno
>>27645281
I just want a really cool satyr game, man. Are there even any RPGs where playing various half-human hybrids (besides werewolves) is a core staple of the game?
>>27645321
FF6. Spoilers: one of the main characters (of the 14 core characters) is a half breed.
>>27645370
She looks fully human most of the time though.
>>27645265
>Do you think Broil visits Muddle's house a lot?
I don't really see it. She's a nice girl. She wouldn't be hanging out with a Kevin. Then again, she might know Gargle or Freckles.
>>27645403
She'd definitely find them both adorable and show Freckles some tricks with her fire breath.
>>27645388
Spoilers: look at her again. There are SOME features which are quite queer. Hair color, for one.
>>27645470
Green hair is hardly uncommon in anime/JRPGs. Rydia had green hair in FF4 and she was pure human as far as I know.
>>27645662
And that's why you won't notice it. How many characters in ff6 had green hair? Hell, I remember most of them being blonde. As for Rydia; she was a mystic... Or whatever they called summoners in ff4.
>>27644474
>>27644505
What game are you talking about?
>>27646037
Are you sure you want to brave these spoilers? If you haven't played it already, I would default to wait until you've forgotten the stuff mentioned.
Does any satyr have a nemesis?
>>27646625
Emma/Alex's nemesis is that little red dot that appears out of nowhere and they can't seem to catch even when they put their claw on it.
>>27646625
You mean like friendly rivals or something like superman and lex luthor?
>>27646625
>>27646625
I had one, but I sorta deemed them too serious for the setting I was trying to go for.
>>27645265
Can we hope to see Thistle in some spats or yoga pants?
>>27647220
Who are they?
>>27647281
They were going to be a monster like Ahuitzotl and try to plunge Equestria into eternal darkness.
>>27647409
Okay, did they have names or even existing satyrs?
>>27647409
It's a monster, not a character from the show.
>>27647546
Meant to quote >>27647485
What do you think are some good derogatory names for satyrs? Halfies sounds too much like a playground insult.
>>27647848
>>27647848
I could never think of anything good. I just went with taurs and halfbreeds
>>27647848
Considering Anon's the type of man who'd refer to his kids as "Abominations" with sincere endearment, they'd probably be a bit thick skinned against bigotry.
>>27648265
Shut up faggot.See? Humans are terrible to each other. There is NOTHING an Equestrian species could come up with that would hurt Satyrs feelings.
>>27648298
>See? Humans are terrible to each other. There is NOTHING an Equestrian species could come up with that would hurt Satyrs feelings.
But we're adults, and >>27647848 is talking about them being kids.
Plus we're all anonymous here, so name calling here lacks the personal insult that would be present in a schoolmate.
>>27648331
Which is why you don't coddle your kids. Set the standard young; bring out the belt, the tax forms, copies of WWII documentaries, and any videos you can find of racist group meetings. Once you've had them endure that, they'll be ready for Earth... Oh, and they'll never EVER be hurt by anything a pony kid can say.
>>27647848
You've got the basic insults - freak, mutant, weirdo, filth... Whatever. But they aren't specific to satyrs.
Halfbreed works quite well too, but isn't really an insult by itself, it's more how it would be said that would do it.
Unicorn satyrs don't tend to have horns, so being called "dull" or "blunt" would work. They don't have a sharp thing pointing out of their head, and pointing attention to that could work.
Pegasus satyrs aren't quite as aerodynamic (?), so maybe something relating to turbulence? Maybe referred to being carried in their parents' slipstreams, so called "slips" or something.
The opposite of a green thumb is a black thumb. Depending on whether you go for earth ponies have magic that are good at growing, or whether that's just a lie they are fed because they're otherwise useless, you could use that - dark hoof, half-hoof, something along like that. Or link it in with growing itself - soured seed/sire, halfroot - mayve?
>>27648331
>Your daughter runs in from school, tears running down her cheeks.
>"DAD! A kid in school said I'm an ugly freak!"
"You're an adorable freak, sweetie."
>This hushes her, partly out of confusion.
"And you tell her that at least you have hands instead of clumsy hooves, AND you're already taller than she'll ever be."
>>27648435
I always feel like the odd man out in that I prefer Satyrs having horns depending on their species.
>>27648473
What happened to Hope's tail?
MT made a Diamond Tiara satyr.
>>27649352
I like the other one more. I remember he was based around that one guy around Boondocks
>>27649366
I don't recall there being another Diamond Tiara satyr.
>>27649366
>Him
I'm with >>27649389
I don't remember there being a DT satyr and I certainly don't remember a boy.
>>27649352
She looks nice. Does she have a backstory or anything?
Makes me wonder if there's any art of satyrs pole dancing.
>>27649597
I can see her being a risqué dancer and being a childhood "friend" to Sterling. Though Sterling doesn't really like her and finds her more annoying.But I like to imagine she has a soft spot for Sterling and secretly likes him and shows it through teasing, both playful and a little mean
>>27649597
One night of fun. With a little to much champagne and the offer of money....
DT drunkenly says yes
And oh it's fun....but the consequences...OH the consequences
Also Cristal is kind of a bimbo.
>>27649389
>>27649444
I remember it was made a while back. The picture was made by the same person who made Sterling, AA I believe. It had him look like one of the whitest rappers ever.
>>27649644
>I can see her being a risqué dancer
She starts her act nude and puts on ever more concealing clothes, the whore.Alternatively, she's actually rather intelligent and devoted to a single partner. But she just naturally looks like a bimbo.
>>27649352
>MT makes another satyr
>dark skin
>again
>>27649727
Bimbo tan, not natural. Also, racist much? If she wants to draw them black, brown, yellow, not-white; let her. She's the one drawing them, not you.
>>27649727
Wow, really? Tried to think of a way this could be phrased that didn't sound racist; but couldn't think of one.
>>27649768
I actually want to make another Latina satyr so Darcy and her could vent their horror stories with la chancla.
>>27649727
Children tend to share their parents skin color.MT is best brood mother.
>>27649788
That's a real thing, ok.
Don't even get me started on the cucuy.
>>27649788
Why a satyr? Have her visit her mother's family; share stories with her cousins about... La Chancla!
>>27649678
What ifThe Gold Digger thing is just an act and she's a massive tease who knows how to use what she's got to her advantage
>>27649727
She's black, anon. MT is black.
>>27651191
Do we have any Europeans in /satyr/, by the way?
>>27651191
And foxy.
>>27651311
You don't know that.
Anyone want to roll again?
>>27651575
Roll what?
>>27651575
Sure
>>27651575
Rollin
>>27651575
Rolling for something fitting.
>>27651575
Aight
>>27651683
Fucking kek
>his mothers face when
>>27651678
I'd follow Apple Sage Darcy and her apple based wisdom.
>>27651342
I do. Ffffoxy.
>>27651787
Anon no. Stop it.
>>27651899
Shh. Mt is attractive.
>>27651575
Sure, why not. I hope Mumble gets something sexy to wear.
>>27651575
Let's do it.
>>27652565
>Ballistician
Yeah no. Rerolling.
>>27652614
>Dragon knight
I can dig it.
>>27651575
Fug it
>>27652627
Not sexy enough. Still no dice. Last reroll.
>>27652689
Dude, don't be picky. Besides, ballistician fits.
>>27652681
>Theif of Dreams
Nice.
>>27652791
It'a such a lame class though.
>>27651720
>Apple Sage
I cast Apple Missile?
>>27653556
>You heal the enemy ogre
>With renewed vigor it squashes your healer and dps
>The tank can't keep hate and it kicks you through the roof before bringing its foot down on you
>After wiping your remains off itself, it goes back to patrolling the halls
>You are all dead
>"Oh, way to fucking go, Darcy!"
>"What the fuck was that?! Ones three times in a row?! FUCK!"
>"YOU SUCK!"
Would any of you guys play a Satyr RPG that's a spin off of the game of Dungeon World? It looks rules light enough to create a few race-as-class abominations and play a dungeon based in the Everfree Forest.
I have been listening to this song since yesterday into today, and throughout work.
https://youtu.be/bPYT9Vyu62A
It inspired me to make a pegasus satyr who dresses in 60s Earth fashion.
I'll tweak the design more in the future. Maybe today, but I'm fucking exhausted and will most likely pass out once I get home, so probably tomorrow.
I'm not sure of her pony parent, since I'm not familiar with every pegasus. Maybe Stormwalker's sister?
Also, I know there are several satyrs with hairbands already, but they're a big thing in 60s fashion.
>>27649823
>El Cucuy
Hot diggity, don't I love stuff like that. Care to tell me about how you learned about it? I always got spooked by scary stories when I was younger, especially Boogeymen.
>>27655103
I could jive with this groove you're putting down, Deej. She seems like a fine chick and a gas at parties.
>>27655103
Reminds me of Snapshot.
>>27654739
It might help your case more if you tell us what the game's about.
>>27654739
You were literally one step away fom recommending the perfect game for satyrs to play. This game is nearly tailored for them, heck, Fluttershy's family are already vampires. And it's made by the same people. With lots of potential sex. And when I say lots I mean ton. And when I say ton I mean a butt-ton. Horny satyr teenagers, always ruffling through some poor Anom's underwear drawer or making goo goo eyes at that nice mare down the street.
>>27655317
Saw that coming.
Like I said, I'm still tweaking her appearance and I'm open to suggestions.
Her long face is intentional. I imagine her being tall and thin.
In the meantime, I need some sleep.
Good night, morning, afternoon, or whatever-time-it-is-where-you-live, anons.
>inb4
>>27655742
H. Fuck what anybody else says. H is the only answer
>>27655742
Give her beeg American tiddies.For shits and giggles.
>>27655742
I'm digging C the most.
>>27655755
Far out, man, I should draw Asha with wigged out 'fro sometime. Maybe kick it with some Hendrix disks.
>>27655766
No need to wig out, bro. H is looking fat out too with tha cute bow of hers.
>>27655742
H looks best.
>>27655796
Afro and some disco threads; for a killer Halloween costume.
>>27655805
Honestly, she'd look cute with a neat fro. You can rarwly go wrong with good poofy hair. Though I'd like it more if her dreads were let down more often though.
>>27655820
Her dreads must be kept... They are the only thing saving her from being consumed by her hair. Should her hair become uncontained within them, it will eat her alive like a giant meatball.
>>27655853
>Asha made a pact with the old gods to gain mastery over nature and spirits on the condition that she'll never undo her dreads, lest the hair with come to life as the giant poofball that it is and consume the inhabitants of the forest
>>27655876
Now want to see Asha's dad trying to help weave her impossible fro back into dreads or cornrows.
>>27655912
So I'm assuming Asha's dad is black given her human skintone?
>>27655742
Is she anyone's daughter in particular?
>>27655967
No, he's green.
>>27655975
I like the idea of her being Stormwalker's sister.
>Stormwalker
>rough and tough tomboy
>Windy
>bubbly, charming, loves girly fashion
>these two being related
Sounds like there could be some good green out of it.
>>27656081
I would give her a parent who doesn't have a Satyr yet than one who already does. But that's just me.
>>27655967
Yeah, what else would he be? Green?
>>27656285
What about Soarin? She could be his daughter.
>>27656371
Because husbandos don't get kids.
>>27656919
Nice!
>>27656916
Fizzle, Gargle, Spike, Big Mac, Thundervane, Dr. Hooves, Braeburn, Warren, and Bulk Biceps did.
>>27651575
Rolling for stronk satyr.
>>27657803
Never has this been so right.
>>27657739
>Warren
You mean Trouble Shoes, buddy?
>>27657862
Yeah, I just woke up. Frankly I'm shocked anyone got him to fit. Though Basil has an abomination of his own, so I guess there are ways to fuck someone significantly larger than you.
>>27657907
Maybe he just has a tiny dick?
>>27657739
You forgot Sombra and Discord
>>27657921
That's no fun.
>>27657961
And Tirek. How could you even forget best husbando Shining Armour?
>>27657739
>>27657961
>>27658015
Tl;dr >>27656916
Is fulla shit.
>>27657803
Who is this amazonian goddess?
>>27656919
Tell me the names! I need the names...
>>27646625
Mason and Sterling could either be best friends or intense rivals
>>27658045
Ace and Darcy's love child. The Amazon master race has begun.
>>27658098
the fuck is this
some kind of shitty lesbian ass spawn garbage
>>27658077
I always get the two mixed up since besides the coat, they look exactly the same.
>>27658045
She doesn't have any parents. DJ just decided to draw a random muscle satyr.
>>27658098
No.
>>27658105
>Mad
Stay this way.
>>27658110
And that is why they would be enemies. It would be even better if their significant others confused them on occassion.
>>27658120
Yes.
>>27658120
I could see her being the satyr for that Thor pony one guy was talking about earlier, then.
>>27658128
so yes
it is shitty lesbian ass spawn garbage
thanks for clarifying
>>27658200
Futa spawn. Get it right.
>>27658098
>Being this desperate to push your shitty headcanon.
>>27658204
amazingly just as terrible
>>27658205
>Not supporting best ship for either of them
>Not wanting Amazon babies
>Being this much of a whiney pussy
Found the faggot.
>>27658234
>being this much of a shit taste futa loving faggot
>>27658251
It's as straight as watching two girls having sex with a strap-on.
>>27658251
>Not liking futa
>On 4chan
>Any year
Didn't know your taste was so shit.
>>27658077
Bailey, Buster, Jack, and Toby. I do not remember which is which.
>>27658098
>>27658204
>>27658234
>Futa crap
>Pushing it
Just no. Learn when you should stop posting because almost everyone hates your idea, and go to /sad/ if you're gonna keep pushing it and try and start a shitstorm, you sad, selfish man..
>>27658275
>because your on 4chan that means you like cock
nice maymay
>>27658283
>Trying to start a shit storm
>Coming from the same type of people who flip their shit when somebody dares to talk about something they don't like
the only ones stating shit here are people like you who demand that /sat/ be your own personal safe space and that "triggering" content leave. Seriously how much more are you gonna police the thread before you are happy?
>>27658359
To be fair, this is kinda the situation now. /sat/ is the "safe" satyr where everyone whines and gets mad. /sad/ is the NOT safe satyr where people can post and others will keep their mouth shut if they don't support... Or one or two guys shitpost loudly. Still, not gonna lie; even though quite a bit of /sad/ ANNOYS (key word. Not pisses off, etc) me; I much prefer the way they handle not agreeing on shit.
>>27658447
So can we agree that whenever we see stupid fetish shit that gets pushed like this, we can just say >>>>>>/sad/ and leave out the shitposting?
>>27658359
When NOBODY likes what you're posting, then it's time to stop unless you're a shitposter. It's like that in every general on /mlp/.
>>27658447
Everyone will whine and get mad, even in /sad/, if someone keeps pushing the stupidest things too much.
Now drop this fucking argument so everyone can go back to satyrs.
>>27658505
>Everyone
You keep using that word. You don't speak for all. Seriously; stop trying to act like /sat/ is your personal thread where your preferences are law.
>>27658505
>Everyone will whine and get mad, even in /sad/, if someone keeps pushing the stupidest things too much
But when is a topic considered to be pushed too much?
I've only seen the futa lesbian thing posted two or three times now, and I've personally found it stupid and ignored it.
But take that guy who pushed Simmer and Broil being monster hunters who fucked whenever possible. He got laughed out of the thread and I haven't seen that whole thing in ages.
Basically ignore shit
>>27658588
>Laughed out of the thread
Actually, he dropped it when he got more notoriety in the thread. Made Jade instead.
>>27658671
>Jade
Who is...?
>>27658588
I wouldn't even dislike the monster hunting shit as much if they actually hunted monsters. I don't remember even seeing a single story about it.
>>27658447
>>27658493
>>27658505
The same guy has been trying to stir shit on /sad/ too in the same way.
The same way a (possibly the same) guy likes to go over there and scream at us for "pushing fetishes", even long after the split. The two speak in with very similar mannerisms.
Quite honestly, I think we've just got a dedicated troll.
>>27658777
Truthfully, it would've gotten flack either way since it's stupid to put children in a hazardous profession like that. Someone even said it was akin to child soldiers.
>>27658788
Drop. It.
>>27658816
Correct.I miss the early threads with just cute family shenanigans.These threads are more often than not awful now.
>>27658766
Daughter of the green griffon with the scarf from the Griffonstone episode.
>>27658816
If they were dealing with minor stuff (like fire rats for example) I wouldn't have minded. But when they mentioned child soldiers it was too much.
>>27658850
No, the guy who said it meant it as a negative connotation, since conscripting children is something only a crazy person would do. Even if it were only minor stuff though, shouldn't adults be the one to take care of that anyway?
>>27658850
Pic?
>>27658943
She's that short stack with giant boobs. She's a cutie.
>>27658850
>fire rats
I meant to say Dire Rats. But Fire Rats would be interesting.
>>27658969
This one?
>>27658777I mean, if you want one, I could link a story to my Tumblr and you could read it there if you want
>>27659089
You've written a story? Have you posted it here before? Or have you been keeping this one to yourself?Please link.
>>27659120Keeping it to myself, so I've never posted it.
http://uberpop.tumblr.com
I'll put it on there later today.
>>27659022
A shortstack with big boobs is a woman after my own heart. Are there any stories about her?
>>27659534
Not that I know of, ivebeen meaning to but I can't remember her personslity
>>27658788
>Quite honestly, I think we've just got a dedicated troll.
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
Before /sad/ I actually believed he was just a well-meaning moralfag, but when he followed us there and started bitching about fetishes there as well, that belief quickly started to dwindle.
I'll give him this though - he's a damn good troll.
>>27651232
Yes, though I don't really consider myself to be.
>one anon is pushing his weird fetish about the muscle satyr I doodled
Futa spawn? Come on,that's just retarded. Like Murmur being Yuzu's love child.
>>27660297
You know it's not gonna catch on Deej, don't take it personally. So have you given her a backstory? We can discuss that rather than start up the shit posting
>>27660327
>have you given her a backstory
I usually leave that to you guys...unless it gets hijacked by a troll, then I'll step in.
Also, because I haven't watched the show since S3, I don't know of new characters that could be a fitting pony parent, so I'll let you guys pick it.
Of course, when I doodle a character, I usually have a personality in mind, and I sort of envisioned her as being proud, but having that desire to protect the "little guy". So, she has a sense of pride about her physique and strength, but she's not cocky or arrogant about it.
Also, truth be told, I was rather fatigued when I doodled her and was sort of half joking when I made her so huge. If you guys like her that big, I can keep her that way, but I can also sketch her out at work tonight on paper and make her less beefcake.
>>27660297
I thought she was just a ripped Darcy.
>>27660297
I'm surprised; considering your hardcore support of the Bunny Empire stuff.
>>27660393
The only pony to be shown with super massive strength was Maud. Maybe she could be Pebble's sister?
>>27660393
>Less beefcake
That's heresy.
>>27660519
>hardcore support
Not really. It's a funny alternate universe thing that I have provided a few drunken doodles of.
>>27660544
agreed. Unf
>>27660544
Fit girls are great
Mountains of muscle aren't
>>27660860
Agreed. I've got a mountain load of fit girl pics. MLP pics especially.
>>27660995
What's wrong with her head?
And her hands
And her everything else
>>27660995
Even the creepy waifu threads on /d/ wouldn't want that thing.
>>27660393
>"little guy"
Her boyfriends?
>>27660393
>Also, because I haven't watched the show since S3
FAN
OF
THE
FANDOM
>>27662124
I kinda want to see how MT would draw Ash now
>>27662168
Adorably.
>>27662182
This.
Bored at work.
Anyone awake?
Want a drawing?
>>27662309
Yes. Can you draw some Annie for me? Do you need a ref? Preferably lewd, but if not maybe with her father on Fathers day? Maybe looking at Crystals together?
>>27662309
Broil listening to music with her headphones?
>>27662309
Fauna riding a Manticore like a bull.
>>27662309
>>27662335
Found a ref. Thanks Drop Box for naming her under KING Sombra.
>>27662355
Reference. Fauna is the one in Daisy Dukes.
>>27662364
Satyrs in daisy dukes just feels right. Doublely so if they're in spats.
>>27662182
Almost certainly. MT draws everything adorably.
>>27662603
MT is adorable... and lewd. She's adoralewd.
>>27662638
Indeed. I'd like to see more qt shortstack teen Dingaling. Especially lewd.
>>27662654
I'm glad we finally have a handful of shortstacks now: Thistle, Jade, Cristal, and Older Dingaling. They all look pretty dang huggable.
>>27662309
How about a satyr complaining that they're bored, so one parent says that they could do this or that, only for the satyr to respond that that's even more boring.
>>27662359
When it comes to MT's work, her style is so adorable, yet makes it difficult to distinguish age. You guys know I like drawing satyrs through the ages, so how old are you envisioning Annie?
>>27662675
Huggable and fuckable.
Still waiting on that road trip fic.
>>27663066
Don't know how the one who requested Annie thinks, but I envision her being around 7-11 years old if you're going with the Father's Day thing.
I would really like to see MT draw Yuzu.
Sorry for not doodling anything at work. My plan was to ask for requests, go on my lunch break (at 3 AM EST), and pick from what was posted, but I got back and was talking with my boss for about an hour and 45 mins, then I had shit to do before my shift ended.
Anyway, I'll be in /sad/ because I'm two drinks in and I'm always in a lewd mewd (mood, duh) when I drink.Also, FYI, I'm finishing off the last of my booze and ceasing all alcohol for a long time. I've come to the realization that I am drinking way too much and I don't want to become an alcoholic, so no more drunken sketch time for a long time.
>>27664027
Yuzu can't handle booze. Her daddy was very upset about having to collect her from the police station that one time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=025oibV_Cfw
>>27664027Good on you Deej, if you think it's a cause of concern then it's very mature of you to acknowledge that and take the necessary steps to avoid it spiraling out of control. Are you still going to doodle sober?
>>27664027
Requesting you draw Ariana riding Sterling cowgirl style. IF not then I would not mind seeimng some more /fit/ Feather Heart masturbnating in the shower while moaning
"Utah."
Im ;gonna miss your drunk doodles, Mostly cause I never really got to be apart of one cause im always at work when you do em. But still I am glad I get to be here for the last one? before work.
>>27664071
>Requesting you draw Ariana riding Sterling cowgirl style
This needs to happen.
>>27664027
>Also, FYI, I'm finishing off the last of my booze and ceasing all alcohol for a long time. I've come to the realization that I am drinking way too much and I don't want to become an alcoholic, so no more drunken sketch time for a long time.
Probably a good idea. I hope you'll continue to do sober sketches.
I'm actually shocked we haven't had a satyr story involving tentacles considering all the prime candidates we have.
>>27664134
I guess people don't care enough to write it.
>>27664048I started drinking to experiment with cocktails and stuff. Then, my wife left me and my mother died, so I started to drink heavily. My family stepped in and got me drinking less to ease my pain, but I began drinking again because, well, it was just fun.I took stock about a week ago and realized I had gone through 3.5 gallons of Everclear since January of this year. I WILL NOT put my family through another heartache of me being an addict, and/or dying because of the drink, so I decided to nip it in the bud.I went a whole week without drinking and experienced minimal withdrawal symptoms, so I'm finishing off the last of this 1.5 liter of Everclear before something more serious develops.
>>27664112
Sadly, I started "drunken doodling" because booze helped me be in a more creative mood. When I'm sober, I think too much and find myself "sweating the details" but when I'm drunk, I tend to be more open and lax to doing just about anything that's requested.
I'm not sure if sober doodles will be a thing, but I damn sure will try.
>>27664166
Jesus, man. Sorry all that happened.
>>27664166
Fuck thats rough. Sorry to hear that DJ. You do waht you need to do, we will support it.
>>27664185
I know I'm going to die someday, but I want to do something to be remembered by. I don't want to fade into the oblivion of obscurity.That's why I want to start my webcomics, but I'll be damned if I didn't suck at writing...or at least have children to continue my name.
>>27664211
You still got a lot of time to live, you can be remembered for something. Hell maybe you can do a Yuzu comic and kind of break away from mlp, im sure people would like to read it.
>>27664211
That's a noble endeavor people look up to. Heck, the internet's going to last forever, I'm pretty sure you'll be remembered just having your presence and personality here online. If you don't mind me asking, what's your webcomic about?
>>27664279
>what's your webcomic about?
I'm not sure if I've shared this before, but I have over 13 original stories with over 120 different original characters from knights and dragons, to westerns, to futuristic space robots. I wanted to make webcomics of all of them, but I found out I suck at writing. I can think of main plot points, but I can't make them meld together without filling them with pointless filler.
My stock is running low
I'm feeling the urge to go buy more booze...
I'm drunk, so I'd be DUI if I do.
Talk me out of it...
>>27664338
Don't be fucking stupid, you utter fucknugget.
>>27664338
Don't.
https://youtu.be/tyenuFD-4MY
>>27664338
You dont need us to tell you how stupid it is to drink and drive. Just sit your ass here and draw lewd until you pass out or you lose your buzz.
Seriously, dont do anything stupid like that.
>>27664338
Give me your money.
>>27664338
Alright.
You'd run the risk of killing not only yourself, but other people. It's mid day in summer, too. There are little kids out.
Don't be an idiot.
>>27664338
Here's a hint: If you want to drink or feel like it, go play golf or something that needs concentration. Or go grilling. That's how I do it. Side-note: Grilled pizza is fucking amazing.
>>27664325
Have you ever tried purchasing any writing books? I've got more than a few and could link them to you. I've got a project I'm working on as well with a slew of scraps of different styles, themes, and tones, so I understand the crushing feel of trying to string together a coherent narrative.
>>27664338
eat some cheez-its and wait an hour
>>27664338
Strangely cohesive typing for a supposedly drunk person.
>>27664440
DJ has been sober this entire time.Plot twist: We have been drunk this entire time
>>27664440
Probably took a while.
>>27664440
I've been pretty wasted several times, and still managed to type fairly well most of the time. You just gotta focus really hard for a minute and reread everything you've written several times before you post.
>>27664541
This. Also, please tell me you changed your mind about driving drunk. Also, did you pick any requests you like in the new thread on /sad/?
>>27664325
>pointless filler
Thinking back, I think I had this problem when I used to write.
I had dreams of an epic spanning thousands of pages and decades of in-universe time, but I found out that I was better at writing the slice-of-life filler instead of awe-inspiring battles or conflicts spanning entire universes.
So I ended up writing nothing but filler. All that amazing adventure stuff ended up in the background, and I just wrote about the day-to-day lives of our band of intrepid heroes. There's just as much of an adventure to experience even when you're not swinging your sword around.NOW IF I COULD ONLY FIND THE FUCKING FORUM I POSTED THAT SHIT ON. I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR ALMOST FOUR YEARS AND I STILL CAN'T FIND IT.
>>27664588
You might try searching quotes if you can remember any 4 or 5 specific words not likely to appear frequently elsewhere.
Better if it includes a name, especially a strictly fantasy name.
>>27664588
I do slice of life stuff when I want to take a break from action personally. I guess what helps when I write action, I imagine it as comic drawn by Mike Miglona, Darwyn Cooke, or one of the drawfriends here.
>>27664621
Oh yeah, I've tried that. I've found some fanfics from other people that were actually pretty good, but not mine. Really though, it's been so long that I've forgotten most of it.
I'm not even sure if the forum still exists. A few months before I stopped writing the forums actually went down because the guy couldn't afford to keep it running. It came back up, but I wouldn't be surprised if it went down for good.
It was definitely a fan forum, though. My best guess would have to be Runescape, though might not have been because I deliberately wrote the story in a generic fantasy world.
I do distinctly remember it being a bit cringey, but I was a bit cringey too, so that's to be expected.
Fuck. It was only twelve chapters and the grammar was mediocre, but damn, I want that shit back. Even today I consider it one of my best.
>>27664338
>Persuade me to not get a DUI, guys!
>>27664166
>I WILL NOT put my family through another heartache of me being an addict, and/or dying because of the drink
>>27664796
It is a little unusual. But hey, if drunk people were smart we wouldnt have DUIs
>this horse is still being beaten to death
>>27651191
>black people only draw black people
