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Cadance is now your roommate. What kind of "hilarity" ensues?
>>27454805
Rape.
It'll be hilarious.
>>27454805
She was Chrysalis the whole time and cock vores me. Good times.
>>27454805
i finally get to eat again.
>>27454805
you get cancer
I'd imagine she's the type to try to get a roommate laid.
Meanwhile, I don't want to get laid, so there's this huge argument about getting my dick wet that ends in at least one murder.
>Hey anon! I microwaved your soul!
>>27454839
>Hey Anon! I brought your small friend!
>>27454839
But I'm a ginger.
>>27454805
Cadence insists that Anon is a furry, despite the fact that he throws a hissy fit every time she mentions it.
>>27454805
Can I replace her with Shiny right away?
>>27454859
She found you a soul then cooked it.
>>27454867
How considerate of her.
>>27454805
Nothing, we just play vidya gaems
>>27454863
He moves in too.
>>27454863
How come?
She keeps clogging the toilet with her giant pony turds. Luckily they smell like strawberries and cream and taste delicious.
>>27455038
I'm sorry to tell you this, but I don't think Cadance likes the strawberry yogurts you keep sending her.
