SEASON SIX CONTINUES TOMORROW (APR. 30) AT 8:30 A.M. PDT/11:30 A.M. EDT/3:30 P.M. GMT/UTC!
That's in around 18 hours!
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
Written by Mike Vogel
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
Princess Cadance and the Spring Hearts Garden still storytimed here!
>>27385781
(EqG) Twilight's Sparkly Sleepover Surprise still storytimed here!
>>27385480
Old horse: >>27412875
I AM THE GREATEST
>filly
>>27417989
no filly
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS.
>>27417960
>She's great no matter what.
fuck you, you dont know her well enough to make that statement, she could be a huge NMM sympathize or a huge zebra and donkey racist.
they only show the good parts about her on the show
We're back! To fight!
>>27418002
>or a huge zebra and donkey racist
I dont see the problem
peach filly vs noi in a cute off to the death
who wins?
>>27418002
I doubt any of those would have been invited to the big Christmas party.
>>27418000
>cigarettes
fucken disgusting
How exciting a new thread
Maybe I won't go to bed
>>27418011
Nevermind
>>27418026
>weed
no you
She has to go. Her people need her.
>>27418029
Cute zebras.
Why doesn't Twilight wear her crown and princess regalia?
>>27418037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l75NcBXz0fw
>>27418037
fuck i wish i had some shrooms and lsd right now
>>27418047
she had the elements of harmony crown melted down into an all day use anal plug
>>27418062
I can see Twilight selling off her possessions to buy books and shit.
I mean it's not like she's employed or anything. Where does she get money?
Blue moon
You saw me standing alone......
>>27418067
twily doesnt know the value of a dollar, she had rich parents and then infinite money from celestia.
she has never had a single goddamn job in her entire life
>>27418069
Why is she so purple?
>>27418058
Drugs sound good right about now.
>>27418080
Eh, she's not so purple.
>>27418099
i thought megasweet was dead but i ran across some of his new shit in /co/ and it was pretty fucken good
>>27418099
i want to hug that pony super hard
>>27418111
go eat a boner roogna
>>27418106
It's a shame he doesn't really do much ponies anymore. I'd at least like more humanized CMC, he did some of the best ones back in the day.
>>27418113
Tree hugging
>AJ will never y'all at your dick
>>27418133
those two must have so much casual lesbian sex
they still love dick though
>>27418133
Yeah, trees.
>>27418139
ButLuna will ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE.
>aj still runs the huge farm herself
shouldnt she be fucken rich by now and able to hire illegal donkey immagrents at slave labor pay
>>27418153
She ca't because Celestia built that wall to keep them out.
>>27418139
This fact haunts me.
>>27418153
or she could hire a single unicorn to instantlty pick the entire field in less than 10 seconds
>>27418160
i need to smack that butt stack
>>27418160
I would berry my dick so far inside Twilight's ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur.
>>27418042
>>27418160
Do I see some Rarara panties or the lines playin tricks on me?
>>27418179
Is nobby dead?
how would you feel if they showed a normal modern zebra society that was more advanced than mud hut ponyville
and there was no bullshit rhyming
>>27418199
I would love Zecora even more.
>>27418199
Zebra lands are going to scam the shit out of Twilight and she is going to have to go there to get her millions of bits for Headlight Fluid back.
>>27418190he has become too popular and has moved up in the tumblr ladder and now hangs out in better generals on other boards
>>27418214
do you think all zebras are potion masters and their strongest potions could fuck up any alicorn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_FQU4KzN7A
>>27418215
And so the cycle continues.
>>27418215
It's for the best.
He can do so much better than this hole.
>>27418219
They wuz kings.
>>27418215
it was so weird when i first saw him in the wild in a /co/ thread.
so many people who had no idea who he was complimenting him on his speed.
people complaining that he had made their request too fetishy was also a shock.
>>27418242
Oh fucking hell, he frequents /co/ now? And people say this thread is a cesspool.
>>27418225
We used to be the king thread of this dump.
Not just /mlp/, the whole damn site.
Every other 4chan famous contributor would stop by to make shit for us, or they were doing anti-pony stuff which was basically no different.
How the times change.
>>27418254
where do you think the cool place to hang out now is?
>>27418254
That lasted, what, a year or two? I still remember when people thought /mlp/ would destroy this place.
>>27418262
what if it did destroy us but we just didnt realize it
>>27418265
Then what have we been doing every morning of new horse?
>>27418270
all thats left is you, me, and the isaac bot
Rarity is a slut
Scoot
Scootaloo
Rarity is a turbo slut.
>>27418275
I have so many weird opinions. I didn't even know.
>>27418287
sometimes all I can think about is cuddling rainbow dash
>had to leave town
>missed a week's worth of generals
This is bullshit. I wanted to talk about AJ's adorable ghost braids and new horse is already almost among us.
Nyx is napping on your bed
Reminder that all anonfilly posters are secretly nyxfags
>>27418319
does the modern brony even know who nyx was?
and that she is for shitposting
I'm going to kiss the stallion!
Filly Protective Services would like to have a word with you.
>>27418309
do you think she is wearing ghost panties there
Man, I was around when this Nyx shit started and I still have no idea what it is.
>>27418345
yes
>>27418345
Well she as hell wasn't wearing solid panties.
>>27418342
The modern brony will know.
>tfw you'll never be a fillyI'm genuinely sad
>>27418353
>walks through her
>panties stuck to her chest afterwards
>>27418364
you might say it's
soda pressing
https://derpibooru.org/1158780
what i understand was there was a time when past sins was the #1 fanfiction
the bronies loved it while the normie pony fans thought it was autistic as hell
what i dont get is that the fallout fanfic has been the top fanfiction for the longest time but i dont see any shitposting about it at all or even know who the characters are.
>>27418348
I can remember sitting down to read past sins
And I know I read at least 60% of it
But I can't for the life of me remember anything that actually happens in it
>>27418375
I will strangle you with my human sausage fingers on my human arms for that pun.
Post something inspiring or uplifting or some shit.
>>27418377
Past SIns, Cupcakes, Fallout Equestria, My Little Dashie,...
'twas a roller-coaster in the fanfiction world, I'll tell you that.
>>27418380
I guess in this one she's trying to uplift herself
https://derpibooru.org/1040549
the struggle is inspiring, right?
>>27418354
>tfw too old to keep up with the latest memes
When I saw a new meme I used to just go to knowyourmeme to get info, but now I don't even care to put in the effort to check.
the latest being dat boi frog on a unicycle, i really just dont give a fuck to know the origin or proper use
IT WILL HAPPEN TO ALL OF YOU
>>27418377
i don't believe this for a minute.
past sins was always garbage, and MLPG only ever liked it ironically
plenty of people would discuss the story of FoE because it was interesting as it unfolded.
>>27418384
calling bullshit, theres no way 4,200 cupcakes would fit in that tiny cart
>>27418386
this has got to be my 3rd most fapped to pony OC
>>27418388
>or proper use
It doesnt have one. Its a normalfag meme.
>>27418392
i was going to reply with an image of a pallet of cupcakes, but GIS only returns cupcakes in palette style. idiots.
>spend time with ponies just like you
>spend time
>ponies just like you
>just like you
>you
>watch your spirits rise
Why do I always have to find lyrics in Pinkie's songs that tear my heart in half? Why can't I just enjoy happy songs without it having to remind me?
>>27418392
It's not like they had to be in mint condition.
Turn them to paste, lug that stuff around in boxes.
>>27418407
It's easy to start
>>27418377
>>27418379
>>27418384
I am so fucking glad that I have never read any fanfiction. Like, maybe one or two fapfics back in 2011 but that's about it.
>>27418389
i used to like past sins unironically and posted about it unironicaly in mlpg. there was always a few people in here who would be excited for it when a new chapter was posted.
it was a weird pony phase i went through where i loved everything pony and wanted to consume any content pony related. the bottom of the barrel content was fanfiction and i snorted it up like a drug addict. when that phase faded away i gave up normal fanfics.
>>27418420
>people joking about meme fanfics
>all fanfics are smut and/or gore
this is a fairly stupid position to take
>>27418423
>i snorted it up like a drug addict.
My god, that's just it isn't it
I've been on a 5-year crash...
>>27418425
Don't be an idiot. They don't have to be all smut/gore to be all pure trash.
>>27418436
Welp.
>>27418439
Is that viewership?
![1159019__safe_solo_humanized_equestria+girls_vector_sunset+shimmer_artist-colon-decprincess[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/5unvKZP.jpg "1159019__safe_solo_humanized_equestria+girls_vector_sunset+shimmer_artist-colon-decprincess[1].png")
>>27418439
The hell is this?
>>27418442
Nah, imdb ratings.
Viewership would show a much bleaker picture.
>>27418443
yo hotdog
you wanna do a suicide pact?
let's say if we're both not ponies by the end of the year we slit each-other's throats
>>27418439
i thought the new season was good, but its getting such low ratings
i am starting to question if i am in denial or not about the fandom dying, especially since i am the fucken last of my friends who still even watches the show.
>>27418439
I'm guessing the yellow line streaking through the middle is the average?
>>27418442
>0 to 10
yeah, sure.
>>27418439
>hearth's warming tail low score
the right side of this chart is about as discussion-worthy as you are correct
>>27418449
How about:
If we're both not ponies by the end of the year we run off into the forest and live the rest of our lives as horses.
>>27418458
>hearth's warming tail low score
Actually, that episode got bombed by an autist because it was a Christmas episode in May.
Still, even if it got an appropriate rating, the season is still relatively bad off with a pretty positive community up till now.
>>27418439
At least the A Hearth's Warming Tail ratings are complete bullshit, most of the votes were either 1 or 10, and you can't trust those.
>you will never be the drink cup in Sugar's cleavage
>>27418190
here I am
>>27418242
>>27418247
wait what
when was this
I haven't been to /co/except for poppy threadsin forever
>>27418470
I'd let her titty-vore me
but only if she promised to let me out at some point
>>27418477
what the fuck are you doing up at 3am
>>27418482
Wait, is that like you crawling into her nipple? Or between her tiddies?
>>27418482
>titty-vore
That's the neat thing about these threads, I always learn stuff I didn't know before.
>>27418497
i imagined it was a guy who doesnt really know what vore means and adds it to the end of a fetish for emphasis
i want celestia to butt-vore me
i want applebloom to horse vagina vore me
>>27418500
I often wonder how much stuff like that is made up on the spot but then turns out to be real anyway.
>>27418497
absorbed into the boob
the exact details are left up to the artist/author
>>27418511
it's a thing, but there's not much content about it, and there's virtually no humanpone content about it
nipple fucking is the dumbest shit
mouth-nipple fuck is pretty hot though
>>27418503
anal vore and unbirthing are definitely things
>>27418514
What if she just wantsto play video games
>>27418531
Well, Overwatch isn't out but I guess we can play some Doom
>>27418523
>>27418523
the concept of unbirthing completely disgusts me, but going inside of celestias vag while i enjoy a fap is a fetish of mine.
>>27418439
>IMDB
You'd find more accurate information at the Onion.
>>27418443
>9426x9098
>>27418541
>>27418531
Tough shit, I'm hogging the TV playing Zelda.
>>27418530
am i fucken colorblind here or is that a clearly yellow dress
>>27418543
Can shewatch on the couch next to you?
>>27418542
hello there tiny trixie
would you like some tiny penis for your tiny butthole?
>>27418545
I think it's pretty clear she's not built for sharing a couch
https://derpibooru.org/963207
>>27418544
do a google image search for lime green
you very well may be colorblind
>>27418545
On one condition:she has to be super adorable,
>>27418547
Yeah, there might be some spillover.But is that a no?
>>27418535
overwatch gameplay looks so fucken awesome and the characters are cool as shit, i have already jacked it to a couple of them. my only problem is i can never be good at that style of game
>>27418488
watchin cartoons and eating korean food
what else do you do at 3am?
>>27418556
obviously not
I'll just have to wedge my way in there
but shit, she's got size magic right? she can make it happen
>>27418558
>korean food
what kind of korean food? 90% of it is awful rotten fermented shit while the rest is super delicious
>>27418559
If by size magic you mean whatever she used to get that curvy, thenyou might be disappointed to learn it's all natural. And also that she might backseat game a little. Only if you miss something.
>>27418563
man, what's the point of having scissors on her butt if she can't cut me down to size
>>27418554
I always say there is nothing sexier than a horse in a tub.
>>27418569
https://derpiboo.ru/963205
>some disgusting fetish poster hijacks your fun
Hell with this, I'm going back to vidya.
>>27418562
what the hell korean food have you been eating
I have like two servings of jjajangmyeon, some kimchi, and like a serving of japchae and bulgogi
and some sushi, but that doesn't really count
>>27418562
does naked rice with sriracha count?
>>27418582
shiiit how have i missed this
i just know this is a massive gallery of porn out there of my exact fetishes that i love but i just dont know how to find it
>>27418586
and I'm going to keep bathposting
>>27418591
https://derpibooru.org/search?sbq=sugar+lumps
learn to internet
>>27418592how about hairdressers pressing their tiddies against you, while cutting your hair?i swear they do it on purpose
>>27418588
every korean food i see is weird shit like pig testicles or pig asshole or live duck heads.
what the fuck happend to, you know the actual GOOD part of the animal
>>27418596
seriously where are you finding this stuff
that sounds more Chinese than anything
and weird parts of animals can be great, look at halibut cheeks or foie gras
Colt
>>27418595
I don't know about pornography, but if you google "hairdressers pressing their boobs aginst you" there are several internet forums discussing the phenomenon
>>27418588
do you actually know these names or googled them
>>27418601
to me it really doesnt matter how nicely you can spice up and fry a donkey penis
i just dont want to eat that shit
>>27418605
>moondancer forced bathllatio
uuuuuuuulta unf
>>27418603
that filename doesnt feel very american to me, i am going to refer to google before calling the deportation ponies over.
THE PRESENT'S ALWAYS FILLED WITH PRESENTS
SO COME ON, OPEN YOUR EYES
Think she'll make any new dresses today?
>>27418439
S6 has been about the same quality as S5, I really don't understand where this S6 hate comes from. It's like two different sets of voters entirely.
>>27418626
yes, but her frens are going to ruin everything
>>27418622
>>27418603
just as i suspected NORWEGIAN, turn around and bend over pal.
holy shit pony day is today
I need to get some sleep
>>27418608
I searched japchae because I always forget if it's one word or two
I always used to have trouble romanizing jjajangmyeon
>>27418615
please think before you speak
>>27418605
that sounds entirely believable since haircutters get tips where i'm from.
so using your tits and pretending to like the customer would get you higher money.
>>27418622
Are you a colt?
>>27418622
>>27418626
i love seeing the tiny ponies being happy
they deserve it so much
>>27418643
is that fucken OPPP about to solve the lemarchand's box
>>27418640
on all levels but physical, yes
>>27418647
Everyone should be happy, anon.
>>27418654
>Neigh
>>27418656
if you had a comprehensive understanding of my past sins you would agree that i only deserve pain
>>27418643
dash no
>>27418654
lmao that's my friend
>There's a Rarisode today
>>27418654
>lauren faust bodypillow
props for no facial hair
>>27418654
>those fucked up plushes
It's always hilarious when bronies try making their own MLP merch.
>>27418654
is there a world for the feeling on envy and disgust at the same time
>pony
>>27418671
What on earth is there to envy about that person?
>>27418670
OPFLJOCK
>>27418661
i wonder what artist they stole that aj art from, the artist should be informed. i would take it as a compliment if chinese knockoffs used my shit.
>>27418670
Epjek
>>27418670
>>27418673
the body pillow, the disposable income, the no shame
>>27418671
the word youre looking for is /fit/
>>27418663
Your pain isn't going to help anyone, Anon, certainly not yourself. It is not at all useful. You might as well strive to be happy.
>>27418681
>only RD has socks
Good.
>>27418654
i lost it at the framed poorly drawn creepy anthro dolphin OC art on the wall
>>27418680
I'll concede the second one, but the shame keeps you in check. Hiding one's power level takes top priority. As for the body pillow, I find the idea repulsive but to each his own.
![life_size__laying_down__applejack_plush_sold_by_agatrix-d9zcqhu[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wPerOQO.jpg "life_size__laying_down__applejack_plush_sold_by_agatrix-d9zcqhu[1].jpg")
>>27418685
>>27418674
>>27418678
>>27418679
I want to feed offles to the opthuluj'arck
>>27418683
OR i could destroy all those around me
>>27418681
what the fuck is this room
why is the ceiling so goddamn low
>>27418691
JESUS FUCK, ANON. Spoiler that shit.
>>27418693
You could, but destroying people isn't very nice. Please don't do that.
Nyx says that's enough!
>>27418690
i am gonna ask this guy "if i run a blacklight over this is, is it gonna come out clean?"
if he cant guarantee this i am gonna issue a chargeback
>>27418691
Why would anyone do that? WHY?
>>27418696
shh no dreams,
only tears now.
>>27418691
ok the pony can be explained as a bad knockoff but why is maggie simpson pregnant here
>>27418691
>That Maggie
What the fuck
>>27418700
The maker is a girl anyways.
>>27418711
well thats even worse, meaning her dad or little brother jizzed all over it
>>27418699fucking my god these capatchas. Can people please report the faulty ones that make up 95% of these? Or at least in my case it's that much.
>>27418722
>Rarity being flirty to manipulate stallions
Literally the best, I hope it happens at least once today
>>27418722
so many little kids are going to grow up jacking it to rarity
oh
my god
>>27418735
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE HIM
>>27418728
that's a nyx
>>27418728
i am gonna fuck you in the asshole, tenderly, because thats how i like to do it
>>27418728
Dont make me pay to ignore you
>>27418735
ugh, i would buy this
its not like $900 is it
>>27418743
do not fuck nyx
>complaining about picture captcha
Do you people seriously not use 4chanX?
>>27418732
Girls don't have penises, they can't jack off.
>>27418751
>Using third party
I think AsiaMoot has something to say to you.
>>27418732
Yeah.
Not a bad choice, really.
>>27418769
unf featureless
>>27418766
anyone know what the fuck happened to moot, he was last in the news for some fancy secret google job but then he completely disappeared
>>27418778
>diapers in fog
>>27418778
He got cucked by his girlfriend and killed himself in shame
>>27418787
i dont know what this is but that combination of words is hilarious to me
>>27418797
Not exactly sure myself, but some anon accidently typed it and then someone made a picture of it.
Sorta became a meme that is sometimes brought up.
>>27418820
how the fuck was this shit drawn in 2011
>>27418824
It wasn't, it was published yesterday.
>Today is National Strawberries and Cream Day
No, not THAT kind of cream.
>>27418824
Glimmer went back in time and drew it
>>27418824
magic
>>27418866
damn twily has such a nice ass
>>27418745
4chan pass pony is a slut
What is stopping VAs from charging more?
>>27418949
being good.
I had a dream that todays episode was about Grogar, Scorpan and this white liger looking empress chimera.
It was the first episode that was completely villain focused. All they did was plot against Celestia but didn't actually do anything.
Morning MLPG what the fuck draw
I need to practice ponies again
>>27418949
The producers took away their credit cards.
I kinda want to make custom coin with Celestias cutiemark on the back and '1 bit' on the front. Is this a good idea?
dumb fillyposter
>>27418958
Forget ponies, draw dragons
>>27418966
Uh okay.
>>27418958
DRAW SNOWFALL FROST
>>27418949
nothing, the simpsons VAs charged more so they needed to cut back on the writing and animation budget
and thats how we get modern day simpsons
>>27418958
WITH NYX
