Old thread : >>27279439
More stairs edition.
Prompt:
>Hey girls, you ever wonder why Anon is always alone?
SciAnon: http://pastebin.com/u/SciAnon
Sea Urchin: http://pastebin.com/9YUE3LRe
Normie: http://pastebin.com/fzYF9GCT
Spergatron: http://pastebin.com/sBqXdBy5
Out-Of-Three-Names: http://pastebin.com/QLtvtmRv
SummonedWritefag: http://pastebin.com/S2QJSpV1
AxiiAnon: http://pastebin.com/UaSFJ58z
Fruitanon: http://pastebin.com/bShKzhV9
4am: http://pastebin.com/8APfDSQN
Digitalstan: http://pastebin.com/s6mbHd4x
Scootal00: http://pastebin.com/mUZCFGvc
we already used this picture
plz anon u had one job
>>27389160
It's not like we have a lot of images to pick from
>>27389368
Theres this one
I hope that drawfag makes a new art
>>27390040
who?
>>27391226
I think he's talking about the guy who made this. Or the other Anon who made a SciAnon drawing
she dindu nuffin
>>27389115
holy shit this is still going how much do i miss?
>getting out of ride for month
>>27389720
It was used like two threads back.
bumps
f
>>27392305
of course she didn't
she's mai waifu afterall
>>27392305
Is there a stronger aphrodisiac than smug Sunset?
>>27394480
Dancing Sunset?
>>27394480
naked sunset
>>27394480
>>27394480
>>27394609
>>27395125
Smug sunset dancing naked.
>>27395204
My ultimate fetish right here, famalad.
>>27395204
>>27395204
Drawfags?
>>27395204
This nigga knows his shit.
>>27395459
Whitcher Anon just went in. Applejack is sucking on her nips.
So Axii's story has got me interested in the Witcher series and they're currently on sale so I'm tempted to pick them up. Other than what I've read in the story and seen in the odd promo material I know very little to nothing about the series; can I get a brief overview of it, also do the games need to be played in order to truly enjoy it a la Mass Effect?
>>27396707
haven't had a chance to play witcher, but in response to the second question. Order only matters in story driven games, Witcher series would be appropriate to play in order. But they usually have enough mention in each consecutive game to make it irrelevant if you played older ones. Basically its fine if you read a lot of shit in game to explain stuff.
>>27396744
If you need an example, you don't need to play Call of Duty in order, just the version that you want. Even then there is very little difference.
>>27396707
I literally just bought it last night. It's on sale, half off I think.
>>27396754
>you don't need to play Call of Duty in order
What is Modern Warfare
>>27396784
A joke, or was that a trick question?
Scianon is ded?
>>27397393
Yes
>>27397393
Ye from chronic faggotry
It affects 4/5 writefags
>>27397393
No he came back.
>>27397453
>>27397455
well shit....
>feels
>>27397478
No just look farther up the page, he came back.
>>27397488
That's just his body releasing gas
>>27397500
kek
daily reminder :^)
>>27397768
The picture in question.
Sea Urchin dindu nuffin, I too, would hammer that Sweetie Bell through the fucking floor.
>>27382180
>The sounds of someone moving about in the dark brings you back to the world of the waking.
>Snapping your eyes open your eyes quickly adjust to the darkness.
>You've had to condition yourself to be a light sleeper in case someone or something ever wanted to pay you a visit.
>It's saved your life once or twice, thankfully this isn't one of those.
>You see Principal Celestia shift on the bed, rubbing her eyes and looking around the room.
>She grabs her head suddenly and winces in pain. No doubt the hangover kicking in from yesterday's drinks.
>"Where... where am I?"
>Celestia looks around the room and sees you lying against the sofa pretending to still be asleep.
>"Anon?"
>She looks at the clock on the small nightstand besides her. The red digital display reading 3:40 AM.
>"Oh my G- ow..."
>For a few minutes, all she does is stare at you and the foot of the bed deep in thought.
>From the looks of it, she's debating something in her mind.
>Celestia begins to move out of the bed when suddenly you both hear a squishing noise.
>...
>Even in the darkness, you can see Celestia's face go flush.
>"Dammit... Was it all just a dream?"
>Slowly she crawls out of bed and takes one of the blankets with her; surprisingly she walks over to where you're sitting and takes a seat next to you.
>Wrapping the blanket around the both of you, she carefully wiggles into the gap of your arm.
>You take this as your cue to "wake up".
>>27397888
"What are you doing?"
>The sudden question causes Celestia to jump, "A-Anon, you're awake!"
"And you're trying to...?"
>"I... just thought you might be cold."
"Doesn't explain why you're right next to me."
>"Wel-well I just uh... I just... gah!" she says wincing, "My head is killing me."
"Relax. Just the hangover from all the drinks you had last night. Do you remember anything?"
>Sitting up, she tries to recall the events of last night.
>"I remember getting stood up for a date Luna set up for me, I went to Tapster's to drown my sorrows..."
"Anything else?"
>"Um. Besides seeing you and Big Macintosh, everything after that is a blur. What happened?"
"You were so incredibly wasted that I had to take you here since I didn't know where you live."
>Celestia's eyes widen, "I-I'm so sorry Anon, I'll be sure to reimburse you for the room."
"And cab. But… don't worry about it, as long as you're okay I can survive sudden lightness to my wallet."
>She turns away embarrassed, "Thank you Anon. I'm sorry for causing you so much trouble."
>The next few moments are filled with awkward silence. Neither one of you really knowing what to say at this point.
>"Um... Anon?" Celestia finally asks.
"Yeah?"
>"We didn't...?"
"Yeah, you were screaming and moaning all night long how you were such a bad little girl who needed to be punished. You just couldn't get enough, and at one point you even said you wanted to have my babies."
>Celestia's face get's even redder as she scoots away from you which causes you to chuckle.
"But seriously no, we didn't do anything. I wasn't going to take advantage of you while you were intoxicated."
>That's not really entirely true, you thought about it, but she doesn't need to know that.
>>27397888
WOOOOO!
>>27397901
This conversation is doing things to me.
>>27397901
>"That's... a relief." Celestia says, though you can tell by her body language and tone that she doesn't really mean that.
"Although, you did go topless and try to do a striptease before you passed out."
>"Oh..."
>More silence follows. You don't really have anything to add at this point, but Celestia looks as though she's wanting to say something.
>"Anon?"
"Yeah?"
>"Could we... could we stay like this? At least until morning?"
"That's probably not wise since we're technically Principal and student."
>"Forget the Principal and student thing! Just let me be Celestia and let you be Anon. No titles, no age difference, just two people stuck in a motel room together due to unfortunate circumstances."
"Morning's only a few hours away, what about your job?"
>She scoffs, "I'll just call in sick then. I'm about due for one anyway."
"And me?"
>"Anon, did you forget that I'm the Principal?"
>Sighing, you nod. You really don't have the energy right now to deal with an even more depressed Celestia.
"Alright. But lets move over to the bed, this couch is shit."
>Celestia gets up and crawls over the bed, beckoning you over.
>She freezes mid gesture as you ignore her and lay on the opposite side of her.
>"Right... blind, I forgot."
>Making sure she doesn't poke herself on your medallion, you place your glasses on the nightstand and turn over.
>"Thank you Anon." she says with a smile. "I love the contacts. Though shouldn't you take them out?"
"Special brand."
>"For your special eyes?"
"What?"
>"Nevermind."
>Turning around so that her body is facing you, she places her arms around your head and gives you a passionate kiss.
>Just as quick as it happened, Celestia breaks away leaving you a bit amused.
"What was that for?"
>"That's for coming to my rescue last night."
>>27397979
Oh shit she knows.
>>27397901
>didn't know where Celestial lived
>didn't look out the window to see a giant fucking castle looming over everything
Celestia sure is playing dumb to not see right through this excuse, isn't she.
>>27397979
>Facing away from you, she lets out an a contented sigh and closes her eyes, drawing the blanket over you two.
>"Goodnight Anon."
"... technically morning but yeah, night Celestia."
>"When it's just us, just call me Celly, or Tia."
"Alright... Celly."
>You don't know why, but calling her that just feels awkward.
>Closing your eyes, you try to get comfortable and get some rest for the day ahead.
>CAMP EVERFREE: DAY 2
>The sounds of birds cawing outside your cabin window causes you to peek out and see what time it is.
>Pulling out your phone from your pants pocket, the internal clock reads around five in the morning.
>You don't have to be up until eight, why nature? Why?
>Groggily, you pull one end of your pillow over your ear so you can at least muffle out the noise.
>Unfortunately, trying to get back to sleep now is an almost impossible task as the bird noises continues to make its way to your ear canal.
>You sigh, opting to give up on any chance of getting back to sleep.
>Getting up out of bed, you put on the one pair of slippers you brought with you on this trip.
>After emptying your bladder, it's only now do you notice Fluttershy's bed is empty.
>You grow worried until you hear her singing outside.
>Opening the cabin door you see Fluttershy still in her pajamas sitting the front steps with a pair of birds standing right in front of her.
"Fluttershy what are you doing up so early?"
>Your sudden appearance startles both her and the birds as the latter two flap their wings and fly away.
>"Oh did I wake you Sunset?"
"No. The birds did though."
>"I'm sorry, I was just having a nice chat with the crows. They're such good listeners."
>You take a seat next to Fluttershy on the stairs and look out at the lake.
>The morning mist covers the body of water giving it an almost eerie look to it.
"Are you feeling any better?"
>>27398039
>Fluttershy frowns but nods her head, "Yes. It still hurts a little inside, but I've had plenty of experience taking care of animals that I can cope with loss."
"If you're sure."
>"Thank you for your concern Sunset but I'll be fine." she says with a small smile.
>The two of you end up watching the sun peek over the mountain as the others continue to slumber.
>"Um... I'm going to go visit the little memorial the camp built and pay my respects. The company would be nice... if that's okay."
"I'd be happy to Fluttershy."
>Her smile becomes even bigger as she pulls you in for a hug.
"When should we go?"
>"If it's okay, I'd like to do it after breakfast."
"That sounds perfect."
>"Is everyone ready?" Applejack asks, making sure her pack is secured one last time.
"I'm good to go."
>"Same here." Twilight says.
>"C'mon, we're all ready let's just go!" Rainbow Dash complains.
>"Now hold your horses Dash, Fluttershy ain't here yet."
>"Where is Fluttershy anyway?" Rarity asks. "This little trip was her idea after all."
"She was just letting the Vice-Principal know where we were going."
>You hear the crunching of dirt behind you. Turning around you see Fluttershy followed by Gilda with a hunting rifle slung behind her back.
>"Sup."
>"Gilda what are you doing here?"
>"Scarlett said you can't go to the memorial without a guide. Wolves may be gone but they don't want to risk you all getting injured. Honestly, I'm just glad to get out of that freakin' office."
>The ranger uses a pinkie to clean her ear as she says this, causing Rarity to cringe in disgust.
>"Well, the more the merrier I suppose." says Twilight, "Though I am curious how far the memorial is from here."
>"Eh just a mile hike give or take." Gilda replies.
>"Well if we're done yammering, let's get going then."
>All in agreement, Gilda leads the way through the forest as you all follow the hiking trail.
>>27398055
>"So Fluttershy, how did you know this Doctor Otoscope?" Twilight asks.
>"Oh, the doctor was the reason I became so interested in helping animals. When I was younger my mom and dad took me up here for a camping trip, when we were setting up camp that's when we met Dr. Otoscope. He was searching for an eagle nest and he invited us to come with him to watch it's eggs hatch."
>She places a hand on her cheek as she reminisces, "When we reached the nest we found the mother eagle injured and most of the eggs broken."
>"That sounds terrible."
>"We didn't know what to do, but Dr. Otoscope said he was going to take care of the mother and remaining eggs until the mother could fly again."
>"Ah'm guessing you went with him and helped?"
>Fluttershy nods her head, "Not at first no, but I felt so sad for the mother eagle that I snuck out to his office to see them. He caught me trying to sneak into his office but instead of making me go, he offered to show me how to take care of the eggs and to feed the chicks if they hatched."
"It sounds like he had a big impact on your life."
>"Oh he did, the doctor taught me so much about nature that without him I would have never found some of my friends, especially my little darling Angel bunny."
>The way Fluttershy describes Doctor Otoscope brings back memories of Princess Celestia when she was your teacher back in Equestria.
>When she found out you had enough potential to be her personal student, the way she taught and supported you in all your endeavours. How she wanted to teach you about the magic of friendship.
>Until you started becoming arrogant, selfish and power-hungry. When you threw everything away just because you wanted power before you were ready.
>You honestly miss her. While you have her human counterpart here, it's just not the same. And from what Twilight told you in one of your journal conversations she still asks about you from time to time.
>>27398066
>Thinking back, the first time you stepped back in the portal since you left was when you went to steal Twilight's crown.
>Though you like to consider this world your home now, Equestria will always have a special place in your heart. And maybe...
>Maybe it's finally time you made the effort to go see Princess Celestia. Apologize how you were a terrible pers- pony, a terrible student and a terrible friend.
>Do you think she would forgive you?
>Before you can think about this further, Gilda holds a fist up signaling for you all to stop.
"Something wrong?"
>Kneeling down, the ranger digs her hand through the dirt before standing back up.
>"Just making sure there's no surprises nearby. Thought I saw markings but they just belong to a rabbit."
>The group continues along when Applejack suddenly tugs your arm.
"What's up?"
>"Does Gilda seem a bit tense to you?"
>Looking back at your guide, you do notice she seems a bit more nervous. Gilda is scanning the environment constantly, especially behind her.
"Now that you mention it, she is a bit more serious than back at camp. She hasn't insulted us or cracked a joke."
>"Ah wonder why?"
>"Hey dweebs!" Gilda calls out to the both of you, "Hurry up! The memorial's just over this hill."
>Both you and Applejack realize that everyone else has gained some distance from you.
>Jogging over the hill, Fluttershy is already paying her respects at a little gravestone made from rocks.
>A small picture frame hangs from the tree right behind the mound with an older looking gentleman wearing round glasses.
>All bowing your heads as a sign of courtesy you take few minutes of silence. Even Gilda takes off her hat for the moment.
>Fluttershy wipes a few tears from her eyes and turns to face you.
>"Thank you girls, this really means alot to me." she says.
>"Think nothing of it darling."
>"Yeah, what're friends for Fluttershy?" Pinkie Pie says giving her a big hug.
AXII
>>27398132
Oh shit Gilda might be a monster hunter too. Do Sunset and Dash have their swords?
>>27398132
>"Um... when the school years done, I think I'll come back to help take care of the sick animals and environment. I think that would make Doctor Otoscope and the animals happy."
"That sounds really admirable Fluttershy."
>Suddenly without warning you three hear screaming come from just over the hill you crossed.
>Branches crack and bushes rustle as a trio of high pitched screaming gets closer and closer.
>Gilda raises her rifle at the source of the noise as three very familiar girls run into the small clearing you're in.
>"AHHHHHH!" Apple Bloom cries out.
>"Apple Bloom?! What the hay's got you so spooked."
>Running past you, the three girls don't even bother to acknowledge you as they run towards the trail.
>"What in the world has gotten them so spooked?"
>"Wait... quiet." Gilda says.
>Listening closely, you hear something faint in the distance. It's hard to make out but it's getting louder.
>"Is that... buzzing?" Twilight asks.
>Oh crap...
>"RUN!" Applejack yells out.
>”Shitshitshit! Don’t Just stand there you dweebs!”
>Looking to where the girls came from, a massive swarm of bees fly towards you. Wasting no time, you and the other's hightail it out of there and run down the path as fast as your legs can take you.
>Rainbow and Applejack, being the most physically fit amongst you, lead the pack as Fluttershy and Rarity trail behind.
>"Bee stings are going to be horrible to my complexion!" Rarity cries out.
>The swarm is rapidly gains ground as you as you soon see the lake.
"Everyone jump into the water!"
>"But my clothes!"
>"For the love of- Rarity!"
>"Oh fin- OW!!"
>Before you can divert to the body of water, Gilda grabs your shirt sleeve and pulls you back towards the trail.
>"That doesn't work you idiots!" Gilda yells at you. "Just keep running towards the camp!"
>Listening to Gilda, the eight of you continue to run until your legs burn.
>Soon enough the buzzing grows fainter and fainter until it quickly stops altogether.
>>27398218
>After making sure the coast is clear, you use a tree for support as you try and catch your breath.
>Everyone is sweating bullets from the brief exercise as you notice that you've entered a picnic area with the few occupants there looking at you all strangely.
>"Wha-what? Hah... never... seen someone run from... ah... bees before?" Rainbow Dash pants out.
>The picnickers go back to minding their own business as Gilda slings her hunting rifle back over her shoulder.
>"Who the hell were those three?!" Gilda demands.
>"My sister and her friends." Applejack mutters.
>"Ohmygosh! Sweetie Belle!" Rarity cries. "Did anyone see where they went?!"
>Everyone shrugs and shakes their heads.
>"Applejack over here!" someone calls out.
>Looking over to the source of the voice you see Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo walking up to you.
"What were you girls doing?!"
>"Sorry Sunset. The girls and ah were just exploring the woods."
>"Apple Bloom, don't you know that's really dangerous out here?" Applejack chastises her sister.
>"Well, we made sure that we stayed close ta the main trail sis."
>"Though we kinda lost the trail and got lost." Scootaloo admits.
>"Scootaloo!" Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom yell. The latter punching Scootaloo in the arm.
>"How in the hay did you land smack dab in the middle of a bees nest?"
>"Well it was Sweetie's fault." Scootaloo says.
>"Hey was not!"
>"Yuh-huh!"
>"Yeah well you're a... a stupid face!"
>"Well it would have been cool if you did-!"
>Apple Bloom shoves both her hands over Scootaloo's mouth to stop her from speaking.
"What are you two talking about?"
>>27398243
>Both girls huff and turn away from each other. Apple Bloom facepalms and sighs.
>"Scootaloo uh... found a stick that looked like a sword and started swinging it around. She must've hit a tree branch with the nest."
>"Apple Bloom..." Applejack growls out.
>"Girls, you really must be more careful with strange objects in the woods. Because of this, I now have a huge bee sting on my behind." Rarity says rubbing her butt.
>"Sorry Rarity..." all three apologize.
"Well at least you're all okay. Let's head back to camp, I need another shower after that run."
>"Camp is this way." Gilda says, "Let's try not to attract anything larger than bees this time."
>As everyone heads off, Sweetie Belle leans in and whispers to Apple Bloom.
>"Why didn't you tell them the truth?"
>"Do you really want to listen to Applejack and Rarity tell us off again?"
>"No... but I think we should tell them... It's not like those bees came from a hive they just sort of appeared."
>"Aw that's a load of crap. When you hit the tree you must have shook their beehive or something."
>"And what if that thing was really important to some natives or something?" Apple Bloom answers, "Last thing ah want is fer us to get in trouble fer breaking some priceless artifact."
>"We wouldn't be in this mess if you hadn't tried to take the skull off."
>"Yeah just like the part where ya wanted ta wear it and scare people." Apple Bloom says sarcastically.
>"Hey you three coming?!" Rainbow Dash calls out.
>"Yeah, sorry about that Rainbow Dash!" Scootaloo answers with a wave.
>"So we all agree, we're not going to tell anyone about this?"
>"Yeah."
>"Okay..."
>Nodding their heads in agreement the three girls run off to catch up with the others.
>But what they don't notice is a white moose skull watching them from the distance disappear behind the trees.
>>27398255
That's it for now.
Pastebin will be updated shortly.
>>27398276
fuck yeah.
>>27398255
god damn it. the woke up some fucking curse monster or something.
>>27398255
>>27398673
Sounds about right.
>>27398255
Thanks axiilove you
>>27389115
bump
>>27398218
>bees
worst than a monster hunter
>>27398255
God these cuntsaders and their fucking antics. Always making shit plots
>>27398314
>>27398673
If it's a wendigo then they are pretty fucked, only thing that can hurt the bastards is if you get some fire and explosions, even then you won't contain the damn spirits they have as they will find someone else to posses whose desperate enough to eat the flesh of others.
Might be best to get some incense in this joint and get teh good vibes going.
>>27398255
What manner of beastie is this and are the girls going to have to call in Anon?
>>27400692
Wendigo mang
>>27396744
Great. I may have to look up some gameplay footage of see what it plays like.
>>27396759
This is why I'm asking. It's been something I've been meaning to give a try and Axii's story has pushed me even closer to it, one of the things that put me off was paying full price for something I might not like but with it on sale it's probably the best time get it; the entire series for forty Britbong monies is an excellent deal.
>>27398673
Panic
Let's summon Scianon guys
>>27398314
>>27398673
>>27400115
>>27401357
This is the witcher universe guys, it's a leshen
http://witcher.wikia.com/wiki/Leshy
They're still pretty fucked though
>>27402903
Sunset and Dash's training will help right? Right? The CMC fucked everyone didn't they.
>>27402916
They have a weakness to fire, and Sunset can sort of do igni, let's hope
>>27402916
Even a full witcher has difficultys with a leshen.
So there better call Anon, and fast.
>>27402936
She can scorch the ground, BUT MISS THE FUCKING TARGET! But you know what, fuck fire safety, lets make smokey HATE US!
>>27402945
>sets the woods on fire and kills the monster
>however...
>"Thirty-one dead tonight as a sudden forest fire claims the lives of teachers, students, and camp workers. More at 11."
>>27403059
Pretty much what I expect this to go, OR Fluttershy fucking makes friends with the damn thing and brings it campers.
>>27402916
Don't worryThere's probably another witcher amongst them
>>27403382
I bet its Gilda. Hawk anyone?
>>27403437
School of the griffin maybe?
Although how she could be a witcher, I haven't the faintest idea.
If she knew Dash in middle school. She would not only be old, but also a girl.
So i think she's just being careful because someone's been killed.
>>27403551
Maybe, wasn't there mention of a sketchy group of campers when the girls showed up to the camp? I think it was just before Gilda showed up. I thought maybe more bullshit vamps, but might be Witchers.
Soooooo um... HYPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEJT5XRftOU
>>27402903
>Some lesson require you to kill it's link or familiar to rid the forest of its presence
>Might also need to destroy a totem
>Can polymorph into a sickly old man to a ferocious animal
>Swallows it's prey whole
R.I.P.
>>27403551
Also, someone would probably have noticed her cat-like eyes if she really is one, especially after seeing Anon's.
All this speculation makes my nipples hard. Keep it up guys.
>>27404966
(You)
>>27404966
(Oh you)
>>27404966
write more you fucking cuck
I'm still waiting on that anon to write out the scene of witcher anon fucking cellys brains out and giving her his seed,
>>27405010
not that the seed could do anything but still.
>>27405010
Art takes time.
>>27405029
>not that the seed could do anything but still.
it would do many things anon
>>27405867
Fill her up yes, and defiantly get a warm happy feeling, but no kids.
>>27405907
>defiantly
>>27405966
fucking auto correct.
>>27405907
Might even freak her out at the thought of one her students knocking her up
>>27407588
M-muh dick
Brump
>>27407588
Haha, oh my, that would be fun wouldn't it?
boop
Don't die on me thread, im going to sleep.
>>27403551
>>27403437
Might be that, although what is bugging me aside from hte slow update time, is the fact that this damn story has gotten me hooked on witcher 3 so damn hard, I have spent the past seven? eight ? hours playing around as geralt and found some of the Feline Armor set. Dude that questline is dark as fuck.
That being said, I think it would be amazing to see Anon here find some diagrams or pictograms that revealed that there are some hidden plans for old tech witcher gear that has been updated for modern times. Something like a kevlar laced breastplate mixed in with a durable nylon weave or something.
Hell maybe even a monomolecular blade modification for his silver and steel weapons so they work better. I don't know, but I have so much hype going on with wanting to find more diagrams to craft new weapons and armor.
>>27404966
A-Oh fucking hell I just realized what your name actually means, you fucking jewish mind controlling meat puppet...nice touch, but what I want to know is this, Since the down grade of monster populations are slowly driven out as mankind's tech slowly advanced and improved to a point that the monsters are driven out, wouldn't that mean that the magic which was so prevalent from before also dying out? I mean all those creatures and critters that had been mucking about are used in the crafting process so that leads me to believe that these monsters provide ambient magic that humans are then later are able to tap into.
Granted this is the same guy whose been up all night and running on a sugar high, but I thought it an interesting idea.
Although the WW2 suddenly makes more sense if Hitler had actually a good reason for his occult society if they had actual magic to chase after, might explain why all those nonviolent, relativly speaking, races have disappeared, the elves, the dwarves and halfling folk. They were either presecuted to death or said fuck off humanity we're doing our own thing.
>>27407588
God I want a story based around a lonely Celestia seducing and getting knocked up by a student Anon
>>27411300
How aboutthe other way around
>>27411627
Anon seducing and getting knocked up by Celestia.
>>27411300
>seducing
>implying she needs to
>"Hey there Anon~ Wanna join me in my bedroo-"
>Anon proceeds to pick her up bridal style and throw her onto her bed, then tear her pants off
>>27411775
this
>>27411775
God bless Axii.
>>27402427
That picture, totally how her first day in the human world went. xD
>>27411848
xDDDD
>>27411708
Wait what?
>>27411300
Once upon a time there was a thread name Professor Anon or something like that, with a shiton of
>green
But I couldn't save the Pbins
>>27389115
bump
>>27389115
bump
SCCIIIIIAANNNNOOONN FIX YOUR PC YOU LITTLE SHIT
>>27389115
bump from 9
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>>27398255
>The camp dining hall is filled with the sounds of various people conversing with one another.
>It reminds you of lunchtime at CHS, which in reality isn't too dissimilar of a comparison. Almost all the occupants inside are students and faculty at the school.
>In one corner of the room you see Flash and his friends doing some sort of reenactment of some movie or something with their utensils.
>Over near the table where the teachers sit, Vice Principal Luna is chatting with Ms. Cheerilee.
>Probably over the disheveled appearance in the former's usually well kept hair.
>Grabbing a plate and serving yourself up a plate of spaghetti from one of the many many aluminum serving trays, you head back to the table your friends are at and dig in.
>Rarity and Pinkie Pie soon arrive after retrieving their own plates.
>"Ouch!" Rarity mutters as she sits down.
>"Butt still sore?" Applejack asks, taking a fork full of pasta and stuffing it into her mouth.
>"Just my luck that I'm the only one to get stung. In the rear no less."
"At least it's just the one sting and not a bunch."
>"True. Still, that doesn't make this any less uncomfortable though."
>The conversation begins to drift onto more diverse topics as you continue eating when Scarlett walks by your table and hands out a flyer.
>"I hope you girls will come out and participate in the camp-wide activities tomorrow."
>You take one and look it over.
>Tug-of-War, relay races, outdoor bingo, and other activities are listed on the piece of paper.
>"Wow, look girls they got a pie eating contest!" Pinkie cheerfully states.
>"Well guess it ain't really a contest if Pinkie's entering." Applejack says with a chuckle.
"This looks really interesting. I'm sure we'll join in."
>Scarlett beams, "That's great to hear. Well I'll leave you to dinn-"
>Without warning the main doors to the mess hall slam open as Gilda appears with a leg up in the air.
>"Yo Scarlett, gotta talk to you about something."
>>27415743
>"Gilda, did you really need to kick the door open?"
>The look on Gilda's face shows she's in no mood to debate her entrance, instead she takes Scarlett by the shirt and pulls her away from you.
>The seven of you wonder what's got Gilda acting so weird.
>"Wonder what that was about."
>"It doesn't look good."
>Watching the two, Gilda explains something to the camp supervisor that causes her wave her hand dismissively.
>This only causes Gilda to scowl and become more visibly agitated.
>Scarlett says something else to Gilda that results in the latter face palming and stomping off towards the door to outside.
>Rainbow Dash looks worried and scoots her chair back, "I'm going to see if Gilda's okay."
>Getting out of her seat, she jogs after her old friend.
>Since you're done with your dinner you decide to follow her for support.
>You two quickly catch up to the forest ranger as she kicks a cabin wall with her boot.
"Hey Gilda, yo Gilda wait up!"
>"Dash? What do you want?"
>"What was that all about?"
>"Nothing. Mind your own business."
>Rainbow Dash folds her arms.
>"Gilda c'mon."
>Sighing, Gilda pulls out a carton of cigarettes. She holds it out towards you two but you decline.
>Taking a match out of her sleeve pocket, Gilda lights the cigarette and takes a puff.
>"One of the other rangers hasn't checked in, they were supposed to call in hours ago but they're not responding to any of my calls."
"Maybe he's lost or injured."
>"That's what I'm saying. I keep telling Scarlett and Brick that but the two morons say I'm just being a "Worry wort".
>Gilda emphasizes the term with a pair of air quotes.
"I didn't know you were so concerned."
>Taking another drag, Gilda leans on the cabin, "Don't get the wrong idea, I don't give a crap about the guy. Only reason I'm concerned is that if he's dead it means I have to cover his shift tomorrow."
>Yeah, that sounds more like the Gilda you've come to know.
>>27415761
>"Plus those two act like I'm their personal bitch. Something goes wrong? Get Gilda. But when I need something they just tell me "Gilda, an AA-12 automatic shotgun is a bit overkill don't you think?" or "Gilda, a margarita machine for the break room doesn't qualify for official purposes"."
>You're sort of find it understandable why the supervisors would deny her those things...
>"Why don't you just quit?"
>"Because getting a good job is hard to get when they do background checks."
>Suddenly you three hear a loud metallic crunching sound followed by the lights around the camp all going out.
>"What the?"
>"Goddammit, did the fuse box explode again?"
"Again?"
>Ignoring you Gilda heads walks behind the main office and pulls out a small flashlight.
>"The fuck?"
>"What is it?"
>Peering around the corner, instead of what should just be a fuse box instead has deep gashes across the metal surface going deep into the concerned
"What in the world did that?!"
>"A bear?"
>"Those ain't bear claws stupid."
>"Well you're the ranger here, what is it?"
>Gilda looks over the claw marks and goes deep into thought.
>"I don't know I was never good at the identification shit."
>"Gilda! Gilda where are you?" a male voice calls out.
>It sounds like Brick, the other camp supervisor.
>The man comes around the corner with an angry expression, "Gilda what did you do?"
>"I didn't do jack man, I came over here wondering the same thing. Look."
>Pointing out the strange claw marks, Brick huffs.
>"This is going to put a real hamper on movie night."
>"Dude, is that all you and your fucking sister think about?"
>"Gilda, language."
>"No, fuck you and fuck your fucking sister. Oh wait. You already do."
>Brick's eyes go wide, "How did you find out?! You do not speak of that to anyone!"
>All three of you are taken aback.
>"Wait, you actually fuck your sister? Oh my fucking god." Gilda says starting to laugh, "That's gold right there."
>Ew...
>"That's not right." Rainbow Dash mutters.
>>27415826
>"Hey, there's nothing wrong with sharing all types of love with family." Brick protests.
>You suddenly don't feel all that comfortable at this camp anymore. And it's not due to the circumstances of the power going out.
>"Whatever man. You're gonna need to call an electrician or something, I'm going back to the station."
>Gilda begins walking off, "Yo Dash, other person c'mon."
>"We're not done talking about this Gilda."
>Gilda's only reply is to flip the bird at him.
>The three girls leave as you whip out your cellphone. Better schedule an appointment with the electrical company quickly or else you and your sister might have to cancel some of the camp activities tomorrow.
>Lord knows that you need anything to keep these kids short attention spans occupied while they’re here.
"Gilda drives me nuts sometimes. Why Scarlett would want to invite her over for our date nights I have no idea."
>But as you tap the screen, you notice that your cellphone doesn't have any bars.
"Ugh, stupid forest. Maybe it's the sparks coming off of the circuit board... or whatever this thing is called. Guess I got to use the land line."
>Turning to leave, something smacks him you on the head.
"OW!"
>Looking at what hit you as it lands on the floor, you pick it up.
>Huh, it's a small acorn.
>*CAW*
>You look up towards the source and sees a crow perched on the roof.
"Why hello there Mr. Bird, did you drop your acorn?"
>The crow says nothing as suddenly the phone in your hand is taken from your grasp by a black blur.
"What the?"
>In the darkness you see the rectangular screen of your phone up on a low hanging tree branch with another crow perched next to it.
"What in the world?"
>Going over to the tree, the crow picks the phone up again with its talons and flies off further into the woods.
"Hey get back here! My vacation photos are on that!"
>Chasing after the bird into the dark forest, it takes a while for your brain to catch up and realize how stupid it is to run into the woods at night.
>Turning around, you walk back the distance you came except... the walk back seems to be taking longer than you thought.
>Panic begins to set in as you try running forward but there's no sign of the camp or the lake or even any sort of clearing. It's like the forest isn't ending.
>You keep running as fast as your legs can take you, when unexpectedly a branch catches your foot causing you to trip and go crashing into the dirt.
"Ow..."
>Rolling over, you see that moonlight is pouring onto a small clearing with a stump on top.
>On the stump is a slim black box.
"My phone!"
>You rush over and pick the device up, rubbing the screen of any the bird germs, it doesn't look like anything is cracked as you turn the device on.
>Still no bars...
>Eh, might as well fix your hair.
>Hitting the camera app, you flip the camera for the selfie mode and inspect your hair when you notice something walking up to you from behind on the screen.
>Turning around, you don't see anything.
>Are you seeing things? Or maybe...
>This is a prank set up by Scarlett or Gilda and those two girls with her. Heck maybe all of them.
>The air around you begins to feel cold all of a sudden, and its only now you become aware of a mist rolling in.
>>27415880
"Scarlett? Gilda? If this is a prank it isn't funny. I-I could have lost my vacation photos!"
>You wait for a few moments for either of those two to pop out at you but nothing happens.
"I admit, you got me good with the trained birds and fog machine but seriously, jokes over now."
>There's no response still. Shrugging, you turn around to sit on the stump when you suddenly come face-to-face with a towering figure wearing a skull with antlers for a head.
>For a few moments it just stares at you with those hollow eye sockets, like its judging you.
>"S-Scar-Scarlett?"
>It doesn't respond as you abruptly hear the sound of barking and snarling around you.
>White wolves seem to appear out of thin air from themist surrounding the forest. All their expressions showing signs of being feral.
>Your body is telling you to run, but your legs won't listen to your brain.
>Falling backwards, you can only watch in terror as the strange figure just points its long wooden arm at you as the wolves pounce in.
>Leading you to the ranger station, Gilda opens the door and sits back on the scruffy looking couch inside.
>"Hey Dash, hand me a beer from the fridge they're no good when they're warm."
>You close the door behind you as Rainbow looks in the darkness for the fridge.
"Aren't you on duty right now?"
>Gilda just scowls at you.
>"What are you? My mother?"
>Propping her legs on the arm rest she just looks at the ceiling when Rainbow finally finds the fridge.
>"Help yourself to the soda in there, not like anyone minds. Well they do, but whatever they're not my drinks."
>Tossing her one of the beers, Rainbow takes two cans of another type.
>"Grape or Strawberry?"
"Straberry."
>Handing you the fizzy drink, you pop the tabs and take a drink.
"So is this all you do here?"
>"Mostly."
>"Lame."
>"I know right. It's gonna be even more lame with the power out."
"You have any sort of light?"
>"Generator out back in case something like this happens."
>>27415937
>]
"And?"
>"And what? That generators ancient. It's got fuel but I ain't cranking that thing. You want power you do it."
>You sigh, taking another drink of the strawberry soda, you set it down and head outside.
>Heading around the shack, you find the generator inside a small mesh cage, likely to protect it from any wild animals.
>Stepping inside, the handle is covered in cobwebs.
>Ew ew ew...
>Bracing yourself, you grab the handle and begin turning it.
>The crank squeaks and groans as the rusty handle turns the gears inside. You begin exerting a massive amount of effort just to do one full rotation.
>If it weren't for Anon's training for the past few weeks you doubt you would be even able to get the crank to budge.
>Eventually after spending around twenty minutes trying to get the generator to work, the device rumbles to life as the inside lights to the shack turn on.
>Wiping your brow with the bottom of your shirt, you head back inside.
>Gilda hasn't moved from her spot while Rainbow has moved onto the tv.
>"Hey you got the power working."
"A thank you would be nice."
>The ranger takes another sip of her beer and laughs, "Yeah, it would wouldn't it?"
>The urge to just clobber her over the head rises.
>A sudden knock at the door draws all of your attentions as Scarlett opens the door and shuts it behind her.
>"Gilda have you seen Brick anywhere?"
>"Not since I saw him at the circuit breaker. Why?"
>"He hasn't come back into dining hall since he left. I was wondering if he was with you?"
>>27415949
>"Nope just Dash and Sunshine over here."
"Sun*SET*"
>"I know what I said." she says ignoring your correction. "Anyway I don't know where your boyfriend went."
>Scarlett blushes a little but retains her composure, "I'm going to go look for him, grab your flashlight and follow me."
>"Me? Why do I have to go?"
>"Because it's your job Ms. Gilda." Scarlett comments as she exits the shack.
>Gilda groans in frustration as you and Rainbow Dash watch this scene unfold awkwardly.
>Downing the last of her beer, Gilda puts on her ranger cap and grabs her rifle and torch flashlight, slamming the door behind her shut.
>"Want to head back to the mess hall?"
"Yeah sure, why not."
>You grumble a little as all the work you put into getting the generator started is now put to waste.
>As you two walk down the path you hear screaming in the distance.
>Running to the source, you see Scarlett and Gilda staring in shock.
>In front of them lies a severed arm, itself ripped and gored as it grasps a cellphone in a pool of blood that trails deeper into the forest.
>The sight causes both you and Rainbow Dash to reel back in horror.
>Scarlett begins crying hysterically as tears fall.
>Gilda only looks unsure of what to do as she keeps her rifle pointed at the forest.
>So much for a relaxing vacation...
---
That's all for now. Sorta slow ain't it? Anyway discussion and plot predictions always welcome. Until the next update my fellow Anons.
>>27415973
I want someone meaningful/important to get eaten.
Give the story a nice 'no one is safe' feel.
>>27415826
Incest, it's fun for the whole family
>>27415990
We already got the inbred eaten, I am fine with it as is. I would not be opposed to more panicking from campers. When they figure it out, do The CMC say what they did? Will Moonbut survive as well as the rest of class? Don't particularly care about the other groups though.
>>27416632
He isn't important. I want someone who actually matters to die so when anything goes down in the future I can't just assume everyone comes out of it ok cause of plot armor.
>>27415973
So we got one confirmed Ranger and a inbred eaten. Do the rest find out and hold up in the mess hall? Also do Sunset and Dash have their weapons with them, or will they have to improvise?
>>27416663
How about Flash then? He is a big character and likely to pull the Knight in shinning armor shtick. It would be very entertaining to read him getting eaten.
>>27416709
>It would be very entertaining to read him getting eaten.
That thought process right there is why his death wouldn't have any value, because most people already hate him or are indifferent to him.
>>27411775
That would be quite the scandal. Imagine if she had twins.
>>27415826
>AA-12 automatic shotgun
>Not wanting an M-79
You got the .22 rifle, the shotgun, AND the grenade launcher all one. Come on Gilda
>>27415990
This.
>>27415973
what i wanna know is why ms.cheerilee looked so disheveled
>>27418168
>Over near the table where the teachers sit, Vice Principal Luna is chatting with Ms. Cheerilee.
>Probably over the disheveled appearance in the former's usually well kept hair.
Actually since it says former it's Luna who's dishevelled looking. As for why, maybe she's getting a bit more action than her sister
>>27418655
shit i misread
either way naughty naughty luna
bububump
>>27418723
And that's why we like her
>>27415937
>>27402903
I fucking called it
Keep it up Axii, loving it man
>>27416762
What about Gilda? Her death would be an emotional gut punch for Dash.
I don't want to lose one of the important characters.
>>27422362
>>27422362
>>27422515
gilda confirmed for kill
anon confirmed for having to rush in to save the day
>>27422638
I don't know, I could see Dash saving a wounded Gilda using her sword training. Then Gilda saying something along the lines of "I guess those LARP skills ain't so lame"
>>27423234
Then the Leshen rips her head off.
>>27423234
>>27423302
yeah
a leshen is gonna fuck your day up unless youre highly experienced
>>27389115
bump
>>27423311
What about a pyromaniac?
>>27397768
When will you people forget about that?
>>27425002
bump
>>27426827
get away from 9
>>27427487
Hey man what'd I ever do to you?
>>27427526
Threaten the existence of the thread.
Where the fuck are the other write fags?
>>27430060
For myself?Programming: specifically, computer vision software and debugging it, getting a performance boost, and (if I have enough time) writing CUDA kernels for the GPU. I have some material written, but I need to edit and plan out some more. When I update, it's probably going to be a lot to make up for my lack of updates.
>>27430374
Nice
Can't wait
Not dead in case anyone was wondering, turns out my plan on trying to write while I was out of town was a bust. Now I'm just trying to get caught up on what's been posted while I was gone, once I'm done with that I'll see what I can put out but that might take some time, see ya till then!
>>27432289
Awsome
Got worried that you left
>>27432289
good to have you back.
page 9
>>27389115
bump
DeadPonk
>>27415973
"I know it's not organic like you normally get Angel, but these carrots should be okay..."
>You unzip your bag a little wider as you stuff a carrot inside, making sure no one other than your friends notice.
>Angel takes the food and devours it greedily before moving onto the next.
>"So he plan on visiting his relatives or something?" Applejack asks.
"Oh we hope too, tomorrow we're going on a nature hike that takes us near the burrow where I found him."
>"That sounds wonderful darling."
>"Yeah, he must be SUPER happy to see his mom and dad and brothers and sisters again!"
"We've both been looking forward to it for a lo-"
>Suddenly, without warning all the lights in the dining hall go out.
>"What the...?"
>"Aw come on."
>Chatter amongst all the students in the room begins getting louder as they all wonder what's happening.
>"Everyone, calm down. This is just a simple power outage." Vice Principal Luna announces.
>Standing from her table, she looks around the room for one of the camp supervisors only to begin wondering herself what's happening.
>"Have either of you seen Mr. or Mrs. Sark?" she asks one of the other teachers.
>Both Miss Cheerilee and Mrs. Harshwhinny shake their heads.
>Applejack turns to and leans into the table, "What do you thinks going on?"
>"Hopefully it's just temporary." Twilight says. "I don't think this is an isolated case either. Look none of the other cabins or lamp posts have lights working."
"Um... I hope Rainbow Dash and Sunset are okay. It's kind of... dark..."
>The camp looks really scary at night with none of the lights on.
>Normally you don't mind nature at night but that doesn't make it any less frightening.
>You never know what could pop out at you.
>>27438395
Oh please don't hurt the Flutters.
>You begin to feel Angel squirming through the bag.
"Are you okay Angel?"
>Unzipping the opening a little wider, your bunny friend pops his head out with his ears standing tall shifting in various directions.
>They lock in place as Angel turns his head in that direction and jumps out of the bag.
"Angel wait!"
>You try to grab him but the critter is too fast for you. He hops around the room between the legs of all the other students causing a few to jump when he makes contact.
>"EEK! Flash you perv!"
>"Wha- *SMACK*"
>"WHOA, what the hell?!"
>"SOMETHING JUST WENT BETWEEN MY LEGS!"
>Every student begins panicking and standing on the tables as Angel weaves through the obstacles and makes it through to the kitchen.
>"Fluttershy? What do we do?" Twilight whispers.
"Oh... I don't know what got into him. Um... You girls stay here, I'll get him."
>You leave your seat and begin to sneak by all the startled students, all too pre-occupied with finding whatever was brushing up against their legs on the floor.
>Entering the kitchen you search the cramped space to see Angel sitting in front of the open door to the outside.
"Angel?"
>He turns to look at you with a strange look in his eyes before turning back and running off into the darkness.
"Angel!"
>Running after him you bump into the kitchen cook returning from the back.
"Hey, you can't be back here." he says.
"Um... sorry..."
>You leave through the backdoor and follow Angel only to stop at the edge of the forest.
>Every instinct in your body tells you to go back to your friends. That its too scary and dangerous to go into the woods at night.
>But Angel isn't just your baby. You can't just leave him there all night, he's been too domesticated to function properly in the wild.
>Mustering up as much courage as you can you step forward and follow.
>>27438413
NOT THE FLUTTERBUTTER! If its angle that bites it then its fine. Fuck that bastard.
>>27438413
>You continue to hear the scampering of his feet, but without being able to see very well its hard to tell where you're going.
>Though it might just be your imagination, you begin to feel like you're going around in circles even though you've only been going in a straight line.
"Oh this was a m-mistake..."
>Regret of going into the forest without telling your friends is beginning to build up when you notice that a fog is building around your legs.
>You begin to turn back when you notice a white rabbit looking at you.
"A-A-Angel?"
>You calmly walk over to him. Getting to eye level with him as to not scare him away.
"Angel, it's me Fluttershy."
>He just stares at you with a blank expression.
"Angel, I-I know you're excited b-but we'll see your friends and family s-so-soon."
>It's hard to keep the fear in your voice down but you really want to get back to your friends.
>Angel shakes his head, and looks around curiously. Looking almost like he isn't sure what's happening. When he sees you, Angel scampers to you with what you can only assume is relief.
>Your body begins glowing as you pony up, your pony ears and wings magically popping from your head and back as your hair extends to its ponytail length.
>The transformation illuminates the area around you and causes the fog to recede slightly around you.
>You smile slightly and open your arms and bring him into a hug. His warm fur calms you down as you stand.
>A sigh of relief as the darkness also seems to vanish and you can see the silhouettes of the camp buildings through the trees.
>However, you begin to feel something staring at you from behind. Turning around though, when you look ahead you freeze.
>A large tree like thing looks at you in the distance with what you think is a moose skull for a mask.
>>27438436
>The skull dips slightly to the side as it just stares at you. Almost like it's curious about you.
>You can only squeak out a sound as Angel bunny begins getting restless again in your arms.
"A-Angel wh-what's wrong."
>Angel's expression turns dull again as he tries to break free of your grasp. You hold on tight, not wanting to let the monster take him from you.
>Your little friend freezes as his face is visibly pained, his paws grabbing at his head and his ears tucked all the way back.
>Looking back at the creature, it's gone. You begin to panic again as you look everywhere around for any sign of it.
"S-s-someone please... help..."
>You take a few steps back only for your heel to get caught on a branch bringing both you and Angel to the ground.
>Now out of your arms, Angel's animal instincts take over causing him to flee and leave you all alone.
>Opening your eyes, you reel back in terror as the monster is looming over you.
>You try to crawl backwards but to your added horror, tree roots have wrapped around your ankles. Tears begin streaming down your face as you look into the eyeless sockets.
"P-please... I... I d-don't want to die..."
>Shutting your eyes tight, you brace yourself for the end.
>>27438449
"Gilda? Gilda!"
>"What!?"
>"Wha- what in the hell did this?" Scarlett demands almost hysterically.
>"I don't know we just found it like that!"
>You look back at the dismembered arm and the bloody trail behind it. Unlike finding anything in the wild, this one is just sitting in the middle of the path in plain view.
>It almost looks like a warning...
>But wolves don't leave warning signs like that. Do they?
>"This isn't your doing is it?" the camp supervisor immediately blames Gilda.
>"Why the hell would you think that?!"
>"You've always hated us! Especially after-! And to think I tried so hard to invite you to a goddamn threesome!"
>"Well, I don't think Brick is in any condition for a threesome anymore..."
>"YOU BITCH!"
>A snapping noise comes from deeper in the forest causing you all to go rigid.
"Gilda we should call the police."
>"Yeah..."
>The ranger pulls out her cell.
>"No reception. What the fuck."
>The power going out, the circuit breaker, now the cellphone towers?
>This looks more and more deliberate the longer it goes on. And the situation is putting you all on edge. Visible sweat drops are forming on your forehead.
>Suddenly a mist begins rolling in from the forest into the camp.
>"Why did it get all foggy?"
>Your eyes widen.
>"We're not done talking about this Gilda."
>In the corner of your eye you think you see motion through the haze.
"We should get back inside... like right now."
>Gilda and Scarlett look back at you, the mist when suddenly you all hear growling coming from the forest.
>Glowing yellow eyes begin peering out through the mist as a pack of white wolves slowly move closer.
>You all can't believe what's happening as a flock of ravens suddenly swarm into a ball only to vanish as a towering creature that looks to be made of living wood with a disturbing ornate skull skulks out from behind a tree.
>>27438487
>Before you can even bat an eye, Gilda fires her rifle at the thing.
>The bullet strikes the creature dead center in the chest causing it to flinch slightly, but to your amazement it just otherwise shrugs it off.
>Slowly lumbering forward, Gilda proceeds to unload the rest of the magazine into the thing to little effect.
>Dumping the empty magazine and switching in a fresh one, Gilda lowers the rifle and grumbles.
"Piece of shit! Guess that AA-12 doesn't sound too bad right about now huh?"
>The pack of wolves keep the same pace as they close in on you four.
>Thinking quickly, Gilda pulls out something from her belt.
>She pulls out a red stick that you recognize as a flare.
>Ripping the cap off, she strikes the top bringing the device to life. This actually makes the monster pause and watch cautiously.
>"Quit staring at the thing and run you idiots!" Gilda yells out as she draws the creatures attention with the flare.
>Taking that as your cue, all four of you scramble back to the dining hall as fast as you can.
>Realizing they've been tricked, the wolves chase after you.
>Thankfully you're close to the building that you'll be able to get inside before the wolves are on you.
>But just as the doors within arms reach, you hear someone fall to the ground behind you.
>Scarlett tries to get back up when something stops her from getting to her feet.
>You see that an uprooted tree root is wrapping itself around her right leg.
>"H-Help!"
>You run back over and try to pry the root off of her, but without something to cut through the thick piece of wood all your efforts are in vain.
>"C'mon!" Rainbow Dash yells, "Hurry up!"
"I'm trying!"
>She rushes over to help you but nothing is causing the root to let go.
>Dropping the flare, Gilda fires her rifle again. Killing a few of the wolves and sending a couple away injured but more just keep coming.
THERE'S AXII.
>>27438449
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>27438499
>"How many of these fucking things are there." Gilda rhetorically asks, reloading her rifle.
>Pulling the trigger a metallic click is heard as her gun jams.
>"SHIT"
>The ranger tries to quickly clear the jam, a wolf takes that opportunity to pounce on her, knocking the weapon from her hands.
>"Gilda!"
>Rainbow Dash takes the discarded rifle and tries to fire it at the wolf but nothing happens.
>"Its... jammed!" Gilda struggles to shout out trying to keep the wolf from ripping her throat out, "Clear...it!"
>"I don't know how!"
>"FUCK!"
>Without thinking, Rainbow Dash drops the gun and kicks the wolf off her friend.
>The wolf squeals out in pain but quickly recovers and snarls at you.
>Despite your attempts the root won't budge.
>Grabbing her rifle, Gilda looks in shock as the creature in command just watches as more white wolves come out from the fog, each hungrier looking than the last and all craving for blood.
>Looking between you, Dash and Scarlett, Gilda grimaces and grabs you by the shirt collar.
"Hey- no wait! Stop!"
>"SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP!"
>Tugging Rainbow by the arm, Gilda drags the both of you behind her as you turn and see Scarlett with a look of horror and betrayal in her eyes as the wild beasts pounce.
>You have to turn your head away and close your eyes shut as you hear the woman's screams echo in the night.
>Suddenly, Gilda dumps you on the floor as she opens the twin doors leading into the dining hall.
>Shoving Rainbow Dash inside, she points her rifle towards the outside as you get up and hurry in behind her.
>The coast clear, Gilda slams both doors shut and secures them with the door deadbolts.
>Peering out the window, none of the beasts seemed to have followed you after... after that.
>"That was clo-"
>Gilda is interrupted by a fist to the face.
>"OW! What the fuck!" she cries out.
"WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!"
>>27438585
Don't care about the inbred cunt, but what about Fluttershy?
>>27438585
>The woman scowls at you, "It was her or us."
"W-We could have saver her! Something! I don't know..."
>"Gilda..."
>Not making eye contact, Gilda looks away. "I ain't proud of that. But it wasn't going to do anyone good if we're all dead."
>"Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, what's all this racket?" you hear the Vice Principal's voice behind you.
>Turning around, every set of eyes are on you three.
>"We need to block the windows now!" Rainbow Dash yells out.
>Miss Cheerilee walks up to your friend with a concerned look.
>"Rainbow Dash what's the-"
>*CRASH*
>Without warning a black wolf breaks through a glass window and bites down on Miss Cheerilee's arm.
>"AUGH!"
>The wolf tackles her to the floor as everyone begins panicking.
>"Miss Cheerliee!" Flash calls out. "Yo someone help her!"
>Unfortunately everyone, including you, is frozen in shock and can only watch as the wolf tries to kill the teacher as Miss Cheerilee and the wolf struggle on the ground.
>Despite her attempts, the canine jaw is clamped down tight around her arm and refuses to let go, only receiving cuts from the wolf's own sharp claws in her attempt.
>Gilda clears her rifle and chambers the next round.
>"GET DOWN!"
>Vice Principal Luna darts off to the side as Gilda pulls the trigger at the wolf.
>The shot reverberates in the hall as the wolf's upper head explodes as gore is splattered everywhere with some bits of brain and blood landing on your shirt and face.
>Slumping over dead, the Vice Principal and a couple of students finally rush in to help Cheerilee.
>Her shirt is torn and soaked in blood, and sections of her body are covered in small but deep cuts, and her forearm is bleeding heavily from the bite.
>"She's gone into shock, someone get a emergency kit!"
>"And all you other fucks use the tables and barricade those god damn windows!"
>>27438616
>As everyone begins fortifying the windows, Applejack and the others move through the students not doing anything.
>"Sunset what in tarnation is happening?!"
>You look to her in disbelief of what's occurred in the past few minutes.
"I... think we need to call Anon..."
---
That's it for now.
What will happen next? Stay tuned.
>>27438640
Landlines. Most camp places have landlines in the mess hales to order groceries. Better question, WHAT HAPPENED TO FLUTTERSHY?!
>>27438610
>>27438666
That's the question isn't it?
>>27438666
You know that scene in evil dead with the rape tree?
She got tree raped
>>27438729
Well, she always did say she wanted to be a tree.
>>27438640
>"I... think we need to call Anon..."
Ayy, I knew they would.
Finally Anon gets to do what he was made for.
>>27438701
I hate you.
But to be honest I know that muh waifu is useless in survival scenarios.Sorry waifu but you are ded
>>27438640
Looks like the cat is out of the bag when Anon shows up to take care of things. He's not going to be able to hide his Witcher shit from everyone anymore.
Bamp Boomp
>>27438764
So does he get called while Celly is in front of him? Does she give him a lift?
>>27439006
Meh, shows everyone he is a monster killing badass, Luna also finds out and might try a threeway. Worse ways to get dragged out of hiding.
>>27439179
or just MIB them after he saves the day.
>>27439006
>>27439179
>ends up looking even more badass by keeping up the blind persona
>doing all these sweet moves, slashes, thrusts and parries with his black glasses on and cane sword in hand
>>27439280
Then he becomes a fireball throwing ninja. Every girl in class gets wet for him and Applejack has to defend her Title like a great wrestler, the guys become as inadequate a man compared to Austin Powers in the 70s. Celestia brags to Luna when they are alone that she tapped that. Speaking of tapping that, where is the Anon that was going to make the smut spinoff?
>>27439352
>Speaking of tapping that, where is the Anon that was going to make the smut spinoff?
PUSSED OUT LIKE A BITCH
>>27439352
>>27439390
please come back smut anon, you wouldn't ask for permission from Axii and then not provide?r-right?
page 10 bump
Fleetfoot bump getting started for the new day.
>>27441681
>>27438701
You've been pic related all along.
page 9
>>27442663
That hurts because its true bump
>>27444185
>mfw the only good person on the show was nothing more than a human doorstop.
>>27444251HoldtheDoor.
>>27444340
Too soon!
>>27438701
Faget
>>27438701
Fluttershy is the marked one.
Bemp
page 9
>>27432289
Still waiting...
>>27444870
fuck bump
>>27448789
bump
>>27449323
bump
>>27444251
>>27444340
is this a meme or something?
Someone explain this please.
>>27450093
Latest Game of Thrones episode killed off a well liked character, Hodor.
Just before he died it was revealedwhy he could only say Hodor. Due to reasons he foresaw his own death ahead of time where he was commanded to "Hold the door" and prevent wights and white walkers from getting inside. The experience of seeing his own death fried his brain and left him only be able to say to say "Hodor" which is basically just the phrase "Hold the Door" simplified for his fried brain
>>27392305
>the smug
I could never blame a girl with smug like that. I'm going to have to say not guilty.
Just a normal content less bump.
Nothing and nobody to see here.
>>27450243
If it hasn't happened in the books then it's not cannon
>>27451736
It was apparently one of George's revalations to the showrunners
https://youtu.be/X9Jsj9V_Aqg?t=5m20s
Plus two years ago a fan jokingly theorized it to George and he responded with "You don’t know how close to the truth you are!"
https://ventrellaquest.com/2014/04/20/got-got/
So it's a good guess that it's probably going to happen in the books. The details will be different but the broad strokes should be pretty much the same
>>27451736
>CannonShhhh don't say that word here Anon, you will trigger SOME people
>Axii have a small sinep BUMP!
>>27455821
Just finishing up the current update for spellcheck and proofreading.
Hang in there guys,
>>27457445
Oh yeah I'm hanging alright. I still want to know what happened to Fluttershy.
>>27438640
>]
>Alright, think Sunset. Think!
>All the hall's windows are blocked off by the wooden tables and all the exits are locked. Hopefully they'll hold for the time being.
>You glance over to the makeshift bed that was made for Miss Cheerilee. She's been bandaged, but the teacher hasn't woken up.
>You bury your face in your hands and let off a groan.
>Can nothing just be simple? You just wanted a break to have fun with your friends.
>And now, at least two people are dead with wolves and a monster controlling them outside wanting to kill the rest of you.
>You can't help but wonder if this sort of thing is as common in Equestria now as it is here.
>"Sunset, phone here's dead just like the lights." Applejack reports.
>"Then that leaves the one in the ranger shack." Gilda says. "But that's a good sprint away. If we fuck up we're dead."
"How much ammo do you still have?"
>Popping the magazine out, she counts her shots.
>"Four shots left and it's my last magazine. If we get to the shack I can get some more ammo from the gunlocker as well as give one or two of you a gun."
>You'll probably need as many guns to defend this place as possible. Granted with everyone on edge as it is, it may not be the best decision in the world, but right now its your best option.
>But who here knows how to handle a firearm?
>Gilda props a chair and stands on it, "Hey, who knows how to at least fire a gun?"
>Many of the students in the room just look at each other.
>A couple hands raise up.
>"And no, video games do not count you dweebs."
>Most of the hands immediately go down; Except a few.
>Vice Principal Luna and Applejack.
>"Ah know my way around a rifle ah've gone hunting before."
>"I'm afraid my experience is only with a smaller gun for self defense."
>"Better than nothing I guess."
>>27458420
>"Alright, since a large group is just gonna draw too much attention. Me, Dash, Sunshine and you cowgirl are gonna make a run to the ranger shack. There are a couple extra rifles and ammo in there we could use."
>As Gilda explains the general plan, Applejack and Rainbow Dash come up to you.
>"You sure this is a good idea? Them wolves don't look particularly inclined to just stand back and watch."
"Do we even have a better idea? Besides, the shack is the only place here to have its own backup power."
>"And it's also the only place with a working phone right now. We've only got one shot at this."
>"Alright, you three ready?" Gilda asks walking towards the kitchen. "We'll use the backdoor. Hey, you lock this door until we come back and don't open it until I give you the secret knock."
>Bulk Biceps nods his head as he follows.
>Placing both hands on the handle, he locks eyes with Gilda.
>You really hope Anon's training will pay off in a situation like this. You would prefer not to be wolf-food.
>The four of you get into a running stance, Gilda in the lead with you in the rear.
>"Let's go."
>Hefting the door, the four of you run out and turn the corner of the rear of the building running as fast as your legs can take you.
>So far so good...
>You're making good distance and it looks like you haven't dra-
>Suddenly the sounds of wolves snarling and barking echos behind you.
>Well so much for that.
>Gilda fires a shot backwards one handed, and surprisingly is able to hit one of the beasts judging by the squeal of pain that follows the shot.
>"Whoa, nice shot Gilda."
>"Just keep running."
>Soon, you're at the station, opening the door you all pile on inside as Gilda kicks a wolf trying to pounce its way in with you.
>Slamming the door shut, Gilda locks the door.
>>27458436
RUN FORREST RUN!
>>27458436
>"Looks like the powers still on, good."
>Looking around the desk, Applejack spots a phone.
>"Ah'm gonna call for help."
>"You do that. Hey Dash, over here."
>Moving a couple of jackets, underneath is a cage locker with a trio of rifles and a few boxes of ammo inside.
>Taking her keys, Gilda unlocks the cage and grabs a spare duffle bag to stuff the boxes of ammo inside. Zipping the bag shut, she hands off the weapons to you and Dash.
>"Each of you take one. Dash, take my rifle too."
>"Then what the heck are you gonna use?"
>"Something I had to get on one of my days off."
>Heading into another room filled with beds, Gilda pulls out a box from underneath the floorboards.
>Opening the case, she pulls out a different gun.
>"Gilda is that...?"
>"Yep, just because Scarlett said I couldn't use camp funds to buy it doesn't mean I don't have other ways to get one. AA-12s are a bitch to get but I like to always prepare for a situation like this."
"You mean you were somehow expecting you would be hunted by rabid wolves under control by some demonic tree spirit?"
>"Hey fuck you."
>Pulling out a drum magazine she loads it into the automatic shotgun and stores a few normal box magazines into her side pouches.
>"Anon, I know you're there; it's Applejack. Ah really hope you pick up right now."
>Applejack's conversation draws your attention.
>Walking back over to Applejack, you contemplate interrupting her.
>"Ah think you need to be here. Some strange stuff is going on at the campgrounds."
>"Yeah ain't nothing like I ever seen or hea-
"Applejack, let me talk to Anon."
>"What's that?
"Let me talk to Anon."
"Okay."
>"Sunset wants to talk to you."
>Applejack hands you the phone and heads back with to the others.
>"What in tarn- Gilda where in the hay did you get that?!" Applejack cries out.
>>27458482
Thank god for paranoid gun nuts. They are gonna be PISSED when they find out how his night went.
WOO AXII
>>27458482
>Update
"Anonymous are you there?"
>"Yeah, what's wrong?"
"Two of the camp supervisors are dead."
>"I'm sorry, what?"
"The- the camp supervisors were eat-eaten by wolves..."
>"Is there anything else? Because this sounds like a job for the police. Or a morgue."
"ANON! There's this... thing out there attacking us with wolves! Miss Cheerilee is hurt really badly!"
>There's a brief silence on the line that almost gives you a pit in your stomach that the call got cut.
>"Did this thing... look like it was made of wood and had some sort of skull with antlers?"
>He described it exactly...
>That's not good.
"How did you know?"
>"Make sure everyone stays together inside the camp and stay indoors. Do not enter the forest under any circumstances, do you hear me? And make sure Fluttershy doesn't take in any injured animals in."
>Fluttershy?
>Now that you think about it, you didn't see Fluttershy in th-
>Putting a hand on the receiver, you call out to Applejack.
"Where's Fluttershy?"
"Fluttershy? She went o- oh horseapples..."
>No...
"She's not?"
>"She went out to chase after her rabbit right after you left and hasn't come back."
"Oh dear Celestia."
>"What? What is it?"
"Fluttershy went into the woods."
>"Goddammit. Sunset, where are you right now?"
>>27458522
RIDE CELESTIA AND LUNA IF YOU HAVE TO! GET TO THE CAMP! THEME SONG TIME! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGU1P6lBW6Q
>>27458522
"The ranger shack... whatever it was out there cut the power to the entire camp and knocked the cell towers out. Anon, what is that thing?"
>"If it's what I think it is. And I really hope that it's just wild animals being very territorial, what's trying to kill you is a lesh-"
>And without warning the power goes out.
"Anon? You cut off. Anon? Anon?! Dammit!"
>You slam the phone down and stomp over to the others.
>When you enter, what you see surprises you.
>Gilda has a pistol holstered to her side and a large knife strapped to the side of her boot.
>On the table next to her are emergency flares, more ammo boxes, another medical kit, some ration bars, duct tape, and cans of carburetor cleaner?
>"What's the spray for?" Rainbow Dash asks taking a can of body spray from the table.
>The woman digs through her pocket and tosses her lighter at Dash.
>"Flamethrower."
>You look at Gilda's weaponry as she double checks her gun is ready to go.
"Gilda this seems like a lot of overkill for a forest ranger to have."
>"Are you really complaining about this now?"
"Well... no but."
>Gilda slides everything in a duffle bag and shoves it into your arms.
>"Then these, and get ready to run."
>Applejack loads her rifle and aims down the sight, while Rainbow Dash just stretches with two rifles strapped to her back.
"But what about Fluttershy? We need to find her."
>"Yeah, we can't just leave her out there who knows what'll happen."
>"Are you two stupid? She's most likely wolf chow right now."
"Gilda shut up! Don't say that."
>"Well we're not gonna be able to search for her, avoid the dogs and monster at the same time."
>"Will you two hush up, we've called for help. The best thing we can do right now is get back to the others and hunker down."
>The both of you glare at each other before huffing and turning away.
>"You dweebs ready?"
>>27458605
>"As I'll ever be."
>"Yeah!"
"I guess."
>"I hope whoever you called can bail us out, cause it's gonna be a long night."
>Kicking open the door and breaking the hinges, Gilda aims outside and pulls the trigger.
>Two gunshots are followed by two wolves dropping dead.
>"Let's go!"
>Leaving the shack behind the four of you run back towards the dining hall. More rabid wolves try to get the drop on you but Gilda proves to be a quick shot keeping you all safe.
>Before you know it, after the sound of gunfire ceases a plethora of dead animals lie around you.
>Unloading the magazine, Gilda tosses it to you.
>"Put it the bag, I'll reload it later."
>The sound of cawing causes you to freeze.
>Looking the sky, a mass amount of black birds circle overhead.
>"That's not good..."
>The birds swarm in and dive into a ball right in front of you and when they scatter, the Lesh thing is standing in its place.
>"Was wondering when he'd show up." Gilda says.
>Loading in another magazine she takes aim.
>The monster looks curious as to what Gilda does.
>"Gilda..."
>Aiming, Gilda pulls the trigger.
>A loud cacophony of noise erupts from the barrel as the skin of the monster explodes and splinters sending it back reeling back roaring in pain.
>"CRAP!"
>The monster takes a step back and looks at its wounds.
>You think you can hear a growl before another swarm of birds circle around it.
>"Oh no you don't you piece of shit!"
>Firing another set of shells, more birds go to block the shots as the beast vanishes.
>"Fuck."
>Ejecting the magazine, Gilda tosses it to you again.
>"It's gone for now. Let's hurry up."
"Gilda what the hell was that?"
>"High-Explosive rounds."
>"Is that even legal to own?" Rainbow Dash asks.
>No, you're pretty sure its not.
>In agreement, the four of you continue on, stepping over the dead bird and wolf corpses.
>>27458605
God damn power cutting prick.
>>27458621
Sweet Christ in a handbasket what the hell is Gilda equipped for? Did she have a Witcher grandparent too?
>>27458621
>The activity of the latter seems to have died down a bit as you watch the area.
>Suddenly you notice something in the distance lying in the dirt.
>It looks like a body... with... pink hair!
"Fluttershy!"
>"What? Fluttershy?! Where?!"
"Over there!"
>You run over to your friend.
>Please be okay! Please be okay! Please be okay!
>Kneeling besides her, she looks a little scratched up but otherwise okay.
"Fluttershy? Fluttershy wake up."
>You shake your friend to wake her as you see she's wincing in pain.
>"Oh... ow... my body hurts..." she mumbles.
>"Fluttershy you're alive!" Rainbow Dash excitedly yells.
>The girl's eyes widen in shock before she crawls backwards.
>"NO! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!" she cries out in terror.
"Fluttershy it's me Sunset!"
>"Sunset?"
>"Yer safe, calm down."
>Bringing her into a hug, Fluttershy begins crying.
"We thought you were dead."
>"Yeah..." Gilda trails off.
>The ranger eyes Fluttershy suspiciously.
"C'mon, we'll talk when we get back. Can you walk?"
>"I...I think so."
>Helping her up, she sees the carnage left behind you and gasps.
"Fluttershy, I know it's hard but we need to keep moving."
>"O-okay..."
>Holding her by the hand, you and the others finish the journey back to the dining hall.
>"Fluttershy! Oh I'm so glad you're alright darling."
>Rarity walks up a brings Fluttershy in a deep hug.
>Pinkie Pie scoops both girls in and squeezes tightly.
>"Pinkie be careful, Fluttershy looks injured."
>"Oh it's not too bad Rarity. Just a few cuts."
>Rarity begins to fuss over Fluttershy's hair. Seeing them like this makes you smile but it quickly disappears.
>Other students are huddled near each other, some are freaking out, others are trying to keep them (and themselves) calm.
"Fluttershy what happened?"
>Fluttershy freezes, and her expression drops.
>>27458674
>"I... I don't know Sunset. I was looking for Angel then I saw that th-thing. It was looming over me and I thought I was a goner for sure."
>That's strange.
"Twilight, do you know whats doing this? All I got from Anon before the line went dead was that the thing is called a lesh-something."
>Twilight thinks for a few moments and gasps.
>"You know what it is?" Applejack asks, turning a chair around and sitting in it.
>She nods her head.
>"If the thing outside is a leshen. It's an intelligent forest spirit that can control plants and animals, and protects what it considers a threat to the forest."
>Guess that explains cutting the power and getting rid of the cell tower.
>Its cutting you off from calling for help.
>"Well do you know how to get rid of it?!"
>Twilight shakes her head, "Depending on how old it is, simply killing it won't be enough. They like to use warding totems that allow them to come back to life and we would need to go deep into the forest to destroy them."
>Something then occurs to you.
"But Fluttershy said she came face-to-face with it. Why did it leave her alone though."
>Twilight shrugs, "I don't know, Leshens aren't one of the monsters I know too much about."
>Great.
>You really hope Anon arrives soon.
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That's it for now. Pastebin will be updated in a bit.
>>27458674
Does the Leshen have mind control powers?
>>27458680
FLutterhippy for life! Would Treehugger start a cult just to smoke weed with it? I just imagine the two of them sitting on lawn chairs in the middle of the field smoking up and staring at clouds.
>>27458420
>none of the males in the room have ever fired a gun
Nigga...
>>27458704
I just want to wait and see if Anon serfs a car into the Leshen, and then fire off a Igni in its face like Edward. The headlights of the car blinding everyone.
>>27458726
>serfs a car
I don't think Anon has any political power.
>>27458733
The fuck you talking about? Like literally surfing... nevermind I just noticed the typo.
>>27458733
Kek'd and check'd.
I really hope that EmoAnon is not dead 'cause we don't praise him.
>>27458753
Si, emo Anon was fun. Hope he aint dead.
