Welcome to Equestrian Dungeon, the sequel to /mlp/ Tower. As in the last rendition of the game, the goal will be to get to the end of the segment or floor. Along the way, you will be able to keep items you find (and mischeviously bring along) in the Inventory, as well as work with a set number of players, dubbed "AnonPones," in the thread. AnonPones are created when a player joins the game. There are multiple interactive objects, such as switches, levers, giant metal springs, and the occasional undead or mechanical monstrosity that's out to kill your party. There are also many traps scattered throughout the floor, such as flamethrowers and bottomless pits, that also harm or kill your AnonPones. You have no floor diagram, alas "Flying Blind", and you will rely on
>Greentext parts of the story
to move along.
Gemima's Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/FFVMA7pn
Version: 1.3
Recent updates: Old HP system is back.
For new players: Post the nearest three items to your LEFT excluding computer accessories, then post what race you'd like to be (Earth Pony, Pegasus, Unicorn).
FIRST!
Stab the first spook.
>>27368311
That's pretty gud.
>>27368311
Acute chain Spook A
Help jack with the spook and bash its face it
>>27368311
"Daily what now?"
>>27368343
Stab the first skeleton
>>27368363
"Is there an empty closet nearby?"
>>27368408
"Maybe, we can look"
>>27368347
>Jack Frost attacked Paratrooper Skeleton A with the Frostfang... And missed!
>>27368357
>Suitcase cast Acute Chain on Paratrooper Skeleton A! Out of two attacks, one landed.
>>27368360
>Springtrap attacked Paratrooper Skeleton A with The Hammer! Moderate damage was taken.
>>27368366
>Ember attacked Paratrooper Skeleton A with the Iron Spike! A direct hit!
Paratrooper Skeleton A attacked Fruitanon with a bony fist! He took mild damage.
Paratrooper Skeleton B attacked Ember with a bony fist, but her shield negated the damage!
>>27368459
Stab the first spook again.
>>27368459
Bash spooks
>>27368459
Do a combined melee attack with Jack on Spook A.
>>27368459
Cut the first skeletons parachute then Slice its head.
>>27368459
Attack spo0k A.
Sorry, stopped for Jamba Juice.
>>27368459
Consider in my unconsciousness why DKM Enterprises was built upstairs instead of the lowest floor.
Adding to this, how did we never find the base since we explored every floor above ground?
>>27368459
"Maybe we could go help the team then?" I say carving a circle with a horse in it.
>>27368503
"Sounds like a plan, then we can find a closet"
Laws can I teleport a pony with me?
>>27368459
>>27368472
I have to go so I'll take a nap instead.
>>27368459
>>27368648
>>27368474
I replied to the wrong one.
>>27368462
>Jack Frost attacked Paratrooper Skeleton A with the Frostfang! He dealt very minor damage.
>>27368472
You need to be specific on who you're attacking.
>>27368474
>Suitcase attacked Paratrooper Skeleton A with the Deck Knife! He landed a perfect hit!
>>27368486
>>27368491
Paratrooper Skeleton A was destroyed!
>>27368498
For all you know, Cross could have been lying.
Paratrooper Skeleton B attacked Ember with a drop-kick maneuver, but her shield negated the damage!
Ember's shield was destroyed!
>>27368676
Bash spook B with a Running attack
>>27368676
Bash B
>>27368676
Cut off the parachute on the second spook.
>>27368676
Teliport behind the paratrooper.
"Nuthen personal kid."
Slap him.
>>27368676
Go over to the far side of the room, away from the fight, and take a nice nap.
>>27368676
Teleport into room and bitch slap the paratrooper with my rake.
I have to go to Walmart, I'll be back and I'll bring along some Whiskey.
>>27368676
Head-butt the last skeleton.
>>27368728
You better bring me snacks
>>27368728
Bring me some Jack Daniels.
>>27368728
Bring me an Asriel plush.
>>27368676
Good point.
>>27368728
Bring me marshmallows.Seriously, buy marshmallows and mail them to me. That's not a joke.
>>27368728
You better get ice cream, I swear to god.
>>27368728
Bring me some apples.
>>27368777
Trips confirm Marshmallows are best food for Walmart snagging.
>>27368777
Well those digits mean you REALLY need to do it now.
>>27368690
>Springtrap attacked Paratrooper Skeleton B with a charge and the Hammer, dealing very effective damage.
>>27368691
>Fruitanon attacked Paratrooper Skeleton B with the Bayonet! It took more damage.
>>27368696
>Jack Frost tried to salvage Paratrooper Skeleton B's parachute, but failed.
>>27368699
>Daily slapped the Paratrooper Skeleton. It took no damage.
>>27368708
>Suitcase flees the battle.
>>27368711
>Morky suddenly attacked Paratrooper Skeleton B with the rake! Another perfect blow.
>>27368732
>Ember head-butted Paratrooper Skeleton B, successfully smashing its skull whilst taking damage herself.
You won!
Jack Frost, Fruitanon and Ember gained 34 EXP.
Springtrap and Morky gained 17 EXP.
Fruitanon has achieved Level 18!
Morky has achieved Level 5!
>>27368859
Inspect the room.
>>27368859
Open up the ketchup packet, and drink from it.
>>27368869
Also Healing wind I on Ember, for practical reasons.
Post to prevent quads
>>27368859
Look around the room
>>27368859
Look around the room for anything special
>>27368878
>That wasn't necessary,but thanks.-Bill 19XX-200X
>>27368859
Try to get some ketchup too.
>>27368906
Being at the peak of physical health helps people partake inLong strenuous activitys~
>>27368948
Like mountain climbing?
>>27368869
>>27368878
>Fruitanon inspects the room, but finds nothing of value inside. He cast Winds of Healing, lv.1 on Ember.
Ember was completely healed!
>>27368874
>Jack Frost ate the entirity of the ketchup packet, sans the wrapper.
>>27368902
>Springtrap sees the same thing that Fruitanon does.
>>27368906
>Ember sees the same thing that Springtrap does.
>>27368930
>Daily tried to steal some of Jack Frost's ketchup, but failed.
>>27368971
Check out the passage to the right.
>>27368967
Yep.
>>27368971
Return to the darkness, equip LED lantern and continue down forward darkness.
>>27368971
>Saying sans with ketchup in a sentence
It's like you're trying to trigger my autism.
Hug Morky intensely and follow jack at the same time by duplicating myself.
>>27368971
Follow Fruit basket and prep for anything
>>27368971
Follow Fruit once more.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10222479
>>27369063
Anon why
>>27368982
>Jack Frost checked the passage to the right. Here, he found nothing but darkness, with walls to his left and his right.
>>27368985
>Fruitanon equipped the LED lantern and continued straight ahead. Here, he found two wooden doors to his left, and more darkness ahead.
>>27369007
>Daily has not come across a Simirror yet.
>>27369011
>Springtrap is following Fruitanon.
>>27369021
>Ember is following Fruitanon.
>>27369081
First wooden left door.
Ember, with me.
Spring, take the next door
>>27369080
Its not a question of why.Its a question of why not?
>>27369095
Why can't I just keep going ahead?
>>27369081
Follow Fruit into the first door.
>>27369081
Jump on top of ember and scream adventure!
>>27369063
Lel FruitxEmber confirmed.
>>27369102
I guess.
>>27369114
Clear, loot, repeat. Also buddy system.
>>27369081
Teleport to fruity, and check out the first wooden door.
>>27369126
>Mfw I'm his second pone to have sex with
>>27369158
>>27369126
Killmenow
>>27369158
>Mfw I'm his third pone to have sex with
C-Can't we just cuddle?
>>27369126
Stop insisting on that.It will never happen...B-Baka!
>>27369194
Woah. You didn't even step up to home plate and you're already stealing second.
>>27369081
K-keep moving forward
>tfw no Waifu
>>27369195
Jokes on you, that's my fetish.
I wrote for the tsundere thread a bit back
ALRIGHT WHO THE FUCK VOTED FOR ME?
WHY WOULD I PARTAKE IN INTERCOURSE WITH A BOWL OF FRUIT?!
>>27369223
STOP DIGGING THE DAMN HOLE!
Guys I'm scared
>>27369095
>Fruitanon took the first wooden door to the left. Inside, he found a wooden door to the left, and another wooden door straight ahead. The wall to the right had a giant "W" spray-painted onto it.
>>27369114
>Ember is following Fruitanon.
>>27369124
>Daily is literally on top of Ember.
>>27369131
>Jack Frost teleported to Fruitanon's location.
>>27369222
>Springtrap keeps moving forward into the darkness. Here, he finds a wooden door to the right, and more darkness ahead.
A wooden crate dropped behind Springtrap's location.
>>27369231
You didn't have a problem with the iron spike, and that fucked you so hard you died.:^)
>>27369246
Now Suitcase is the 4th waifu you'd fuck.
>>27369251
Open that Crate up bby
>>27369254
Jokes like that are further cementing that you are a traitor.
>>27369251
I keep riding the dragon.
>I got another vote
>>27369251
Stab open the wooden door to the left.
>>27369251
Left wood door.
>>27369256
And you're the only one on that list that sounds genuinely Intresting in that aspect.
>>27369251
"Do you mind getting off of me?"
Say that to Daily.
Inspect W
>>27369269
What?All I'm doing is listing shit off.
>>27369280
>getting off on me
FTFY
>>27369298
Stop.
Now.
Please.
Cease what you are doing.
>>27369280
You're the only one who speaks with a bit of sence, and has a tolerable autism level. I like that in women. Er, dragons in this case?
Besides.
You can tell your friends that the fruit are slowly becoming sentient.
>>27369316
>Tolerable autism level
I don't consider myself to be autistic.
>the fruit are slowly becoming sentient.
I cant tell if that is a metaphor or not.
>>27369341
We all got a bit of autism in us, Friend. Some just show it more than others.
And remember what I said.
>>27369360
Am I autistic?
>Inb4 yes
>>27369261
>Springtrap opened the wooden crate. Inside, she found... A Pen!
Pen added to Briefcase.
>>27369266
>Daily remains on top of Ember.
>>27369267
>Jack Frost opens the wooden door to the left. Inside, he finds a charging Fog Monster coming his way!
>>27369269
>Fruitanon is helping Jack Frost.
>>27369280
Aye
Jack Frost and company were suddenly attacked by a Fog Monster!
The Fog Monster generated more fog.
>>27369387
Cast ZA WARUDO on the fog monster.
>>27369387
Go Help Jackie with the Fag boss monster
>>27369387
Oh shit a fight!
Go over to the fight and tackle the fog monster.
>>27369387
Terrorism wing II on cloud
>>27369387
>Get off on Ember
No thanx. I'll just....ram the fog monster.....when Ember gets me off her head.
>>27369419
>when Ember gets me off with headToo easy.
>>27369419
Why can't you leave yourself?
>>27369436
STOP
>>27369387
In addition to the attack, knock daily off of Ember.
>>27369442
Oh, I didn't think of that. Looks like you're....AHEAD of the game.
>>27369395
>Jack Frost cast Paralysis Omega!
The Fog Monster couldn't move!
>>27369412
>Springtrap joined the fight!
>>27369413
>Ember tackled the paralyzed fog monster.
>>27369418
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Terror, lv.2 on the Fog Monster.
The Fog Monster's ATK fell by 15 for the next turn!
>>27369419
>Daily has plans.
>>27369454
>Fruitanon knocked Daily off Ember.
The Fog Monster couldn't move!
>>27369578
Use nonexistent dragon powers to pummel the Fog Monster
>>27369578
Stab the Fog Monster.
>>27369578
Kiss ember.
>>27369606
EDKSNFGJSINS WHAT?!
>>27369591
>>27369578
Punch Daily for doing that.
>>27369606
OH BABY
IT'S TIME FOR SOME HOT DRAGON ON AUTIST ACTION
>>27369630
Baka Motherfucker.
>>27368738
>>27368759
>>27368772
>>27368777
>>27368778
>>27368780
Okay niggers and nigglets
>>27369578
Suddenly!
"ALLAH AKBAR!"
I teleport into the room and join the fight!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10223136
>>27369630
>>27369606
Holy shit
>Pic related
>>27369606
I feel triggered and betrayed
>>27369679
>implying I'm not in 3 relationships already
>>27369694
Damn nigga dats just coldslaw
>>27369671
>Three for Morky
We're making ships all around huh?
So according to Fruit poll
>11 votes for Ember
>3 votes for Daily
>2 for me
>2 for Suitcase
>>27369679
i feel fingered and gayed
>>27369734
Oh, and guess who picked lawsmen.
Apparently Daily wants to bone Lawsmen.
>>27369754
Have fun with that
http://www.strawpoll.me/10223275
>>27369837
>No, because he's Daily's slave/husbando
My sides.
>>27369837
http://www.strawpoll.me/10223284
>>27369869
>100000000 feet
My fucking sides!
>>27369889
Nigga, I voted that
http://www.strawpoll.me/10223328
>>27369896
I was just laughing at the option.
>>27369837
I guess I should kill myself
Yes: 3
No: 4
Good enough for me
http://www.strawpoll.me/10223377
>>27369948
STOP
>>27369948
>This much autism in a post
http://www.strawpoll.me/10223405
Can you all stop with the polls jesus christ.
Also where is Lawsie?
>>27370006
Still making the sex since after I kissed ember.
>>27370015
Tell me this.
Why?
>>27370016
Because.
Hopes and memes.
https://youtu.be/jjelsjdBOow
I want a green of this.
>>27369578
Can I make my way to the current battle scene, or is my passage blocked? Last I remember, I was in the first Fog Monster's chamber above the Waterfall Room.
>>27370015
I refuse.
>>27369578
Be woken up by my age old adversary, my tail, and proceed to chase him to the best of my abilities. Continue to do so until I'm worn out again.
>>27370026
We still going to look for a closet?
>>27370115
Of course. I found one with suitcase and I'll find you with you.
>>27370126
Neato, what games are we playing??
>>27370136
E.T. The extra trollestial
>>27370152
What's E.T. in this game and where's his home?
>>27370160
Nowhere. Because he's dead.
WHERE IS LAWSIE!?
>>27370183
He could be typing something up.
>>27369591
>>27369596
>>27369663
>>27370058
>>27370100
Yeah.
You won!
Everyone involved gained 20 EXP.
Sorry, 51 minute phone call.
>>27370230
Well. Check out the room.
>>27370230
Proceed to chase my tail. My adversary will not escape me this time!
>>27370183
So we're not going toboink
>>27370230
Look around for closet
>>27370230
>51 minute phone call
Lie down on back and wait for someone to take me.
>>27370230
Kick Daily then follow Fruit.
>>27370265
Kick Ember for kicking Daily
>>27370265
>Dick Daily then follow Fruit
You really need to check your spelling.
>>27370278
Cunt.
>>27370278
But Ember doesn't have a dick. She's a girl.
>>27370288
Dubs confirm.
>>27370299
These dubs also confirm.
>>27370230
Just follow Fruity
>>27370230
/stats
>>27370331
Yo Meat I need a pic and your alignment for the chart.
While we're waiting for Laws, why don't we go to the unofficial thread?
>>27370258
>>27370337
Rebel Good
>>27370235
>Jack Frost examines the room. There is an unopened wooden door straight ahead.
>>27370242
>Suitcase is chasing her tail.
>>27370246
>Morky realizes that there are no closets in hell.
>>27370252
>>27370265
>>27370276
kick kick
>>27370314
>Springtrap is following Fruitanon.
>>27370331
/stats
(20)JAF-1/5176 Sa Ha Pa s^A d^A,O Ea Eb Po Hb (E: Frostfang, Power Bracelet, Metal Wig, Blocker Pad) (KOs: 2)
(18)FRU-1/4153 H3 R2 E2 (E: BAR 5, Battered Helmet, Blood Moon Pendant)
(12)STC-1/2109 Ac Sc Oc Hc (E: Deck Knife, Vest, Cowbell) (KOs: 2)
(8)MKK-1/1032 Ha Sa Pa Sb(E: Large Screwdriver, Sunglasses)
(9)DAL-1/1149 Ka Ra Ha (E: Brutal Mace)
(5)MOR-1/418 La Sa (E: Medieval Shield)
(5)MEA-1/383 Ac (E: Crowbar)
(4)EMB-1/259 (E: Iron Spike, Leather Jacket)
(5)SRT-1/495 Ac (Al) (E: "The Hammer")
>>27370473
Chase suitcase's tail with her.
>>27370473
Stab open the door. Oh, and I'm level 20. Woo!
>>27370473
Don't I have SP:TW equipped and the Crystal Bracelet?
Find Jack
>>27370481
I watch Daily and Suitcase with pure amusement and I eat imaginary popcorn
"Laws said there's no closets in hell Daily, seems like we'll have to find somewhere else toboink and play E.T. Extra Trollestrial"
>>27370473
"I need to catch my adversary!"
Continue chasing my tail.
I'm writing in the unofficial cause Glimmer told me to
Where the hell is Laws?
>>27370481
>>27370484
>>27370495
Inside the door, they found nothing inside. Nothing at all.
>>27371451
Uh. Check out the wooden door straight ahead in >>27369251 (Fruitanon)
>>27371451
Lie down and still wait for someone to take me away.
>>27371451
Well fuck.
Follow Jack
>>27371451
Following Jack.
>>27371451
Suddenly!
I jump in front of Daily and Suitcase.
>>27371451
Stop and stare at Morky.
>>27371608
"Sup nigger"
>>27371474
That is this door.
>>27371485
>Ember is following Jack Frost.
>>27371502
>Meat King is following Jack Frost.
>>27371534
>Morky leaps in front of Daily and Suitcase.
>>27371608
>Suitcase stares longingly at Morky.
>>27371631
Say what can possibly go wrong and wait for something to drop on me.
>>27371631
"I could catch your adversary. I'll cut it off"
>>27371631
Hm. Teleport to >>27368343 (Suitcase), and check out the wall to the left.
>>27371631
Lay down on the floor and wait.
>>27371647
>Daily is bored.
>>27371675
>Jack Frost teleports four rooms to the left, and investigates the left wall. There's nothing there...
>>27371682
>Ember lays down on the floor.
>>27371912
Roll around out of sheer boredom.
>>27371912
Check out the darkness?
>>27371912
Do completely nothing
>>27371912
"Let's go and find shit to beat up"
I pick up Daily and start looking for doors.
>>27371924
>>27371976
>Jack investigated the darkness. Here, he found a wooden door straight ahead, and a passage to the left and to the right.
>>27371980
>>27371989
>Morky is hunting for doors.
>>27372046
Angrily punch the door open.
>>27372046
Go over to Jack and go right
>>27368311
Everytime I scroll past this thread, the first thing that pops into my head is "is that a drawing of a dildo?"
>>27372072
That statement has been said already
>>27372072
>>27372046
Still following Jack.
>>27372046
Groan while he is carrying me.
>>27372046
Sorry, I'm playing ass creed unity. So replying is a bit difficult.
>>27372046
>>27372111
"I can't tell if you want to be put down or your in heat"
I continue to hunt for doors.
>>27372233
Hey I want to be carried...
Not that I want that to happen right now...
>>27372282
If this continues I'll be literally carrying the team
>>27372345
You better carry me bro
>>27372363
Apparently I'm the groups bus. If I get trips in this post I'll carry whoever asks.
Phone got destroyed, unable to use.
Posting from a friends, sorry for leaving
Back next installment for sure.
>>27372383
Rip phone
>>27369671
NONONO
I LEFT FOR LIKE 2 HOURS AND YOU DO THIS SHIT NO
>>27372383
What did you do? Did your coconut fall out of your bowl and smash it? Or did you and Ember do it and she broke it on accident?
>>27372417
In that race
Dropped phone
Into fucking ocean
Retrieved it
Now useless
>>27372454
Aw, gg. You lost all your fruit porn. You poor thing.
>>27372409
What are you bitching about?
>>27372483
He doesn't like Daily apparently.
>>27372483
Dropped my mobile into the Bay.
Have to get a new phone
Posting from a friends.
>>27372483
>>27372503
Also Momma Fruit taught me not to stick your dick in the crazy
>>27372516
My Momma said if it's alive it doesn't matter. Hence the reason I put it in her.
>>27372046
Run over to Embers location.
Suprise tackle/Cuddle.
Proceed to Carey Ember while following morky
>>27372569
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
PUT ME DOWN B-B-BAKA!
>>27372620
HAHAHA! YOU ARE SO STUPID!>>27372569
>>27372666
AAAAAAAAAAAA
FAKER AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27372620
"Stop it Ember. Soon they're going to feed and baby us."
>>27372697
If I tried I'd likely be dead, in a pool of sexual juices, or both.
>>27372707
Classic Fruit bowl
>captcha Juice
>>27372697
"Who is 'they'?"
>>27372707
"Implying! BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA!"
>>27372697
"Your going going to be feed... Trust me"
>>27372738
It's only cute when Ember does it.
>>27372797
Nein dummkopf
>>27372797
"B-Baka! I don't care!"
>>27372845
Stop it desu.
>>27372050
>Jack Frost opened the door. Nothing was inside.
>>27372070
>>27372111
>>27372233
>The party turns right, and finds darkness galore.
Gg Capthcha
>>27372869
Check out the left passage. Say, lawsmen, everything okay?
>>27372869
Embrace the Darkness
>>27372869
I go with them into the darkness.
"This seems like a safe place, it's not closet Daily but it's something"
"Do you want me to still carry you two or do you want to walk?"
>>27372869
Find Ember and Co.
Join the party
>>27372869
Graze morky's ears while he carries me.
>>27372869
Keep trekking like a star into darkness.
>>27372892
"I'm perfectly fine on my own"
>>27372910
Then why did you say you wanted to be carried?
>>27372922
I did say that
But not at the moment
>>27372945
Okay. I will continue to carry the grazing Daily.
>>27372878
No
>Jack Frost investigated the left passage. Here, he saw nothin' but darkness.
>>27372885
>>27372892
>>27372894
>>27372907
>>27372910
Darkness ensues.
I'm gonna wrap it up for tonight. See you all next weekend, or earlier if conditions allow!
>>27372979
I continue to look through the shadows until I equip the candle to light up the room a little.
>>27372979
To the unofficial?
>>27372979
Wooooooo
'Gnight!
>>27373000
Well, we have to, you have trips.
Captain America pillow, Mousepad with boobs, and A Scanner Darkly by Phillip K Dick
Unicorn
>>27373864
New trip because shit.
