If Twilight was your mother, would she be hopping into your girly magazines trying to convince you to study?
>>27366220
She better
>>27366220
I'd be fine with it because she's super cute when she's in books, as evidenced by >>27366247
>>27366220
That would be really hot.
>>27366220
Probably, she has the skills to do so?
>>27366220
>implying implications
>>27366687
Huh?
>>27366220
Yes
>>27366247
This
>>27366220
I see you guys are back.
>>27370867
We got art now.
>>27370900
NICE!
>>27370957
Look at the OP pic, do you have any other requests?
>>27371171
Anything that came out of the green text.
My question though.
Should I continue my green because everyone wants me too?
>>27371236
You totally should, but only if you include more of the magazine jumping.
>>27371236
It was a really funny story and I liked how cute you wrote Night Light Jr.
>Be Flurry Heart.
>You can't believe you're aunt and uncle were inside your hentai manga.
>You didn't know that kind of magic existed.
>Or maybe you could have if you studied hardet at school.
>But who needs school when you can learn anything through anime.
>Chemistry through FMA.
>Agriculture through Silver Spoon.
>Culinary Arts through various food based anime.
>Zoology through Pokemon.
>The list goes on.
>Not to mention you learn some Japanese in the progress as well through Anime.
...
...
...
>What were you thinking about?
>Oh yeah that spell.
>The one that allowed you to be in the book.
>Imagine what you could do with it.
>You could actually be the hero in your favorite manega.
>Finally see the world that you always loved with your own two eyes.
>Actually interact with your favorite characters.
>And best of all...
>You could marry your husbando!
>This could be the best thing ever!
>That's it!
>Starting tomorrow you're going to learn that spell from Twilight!
>>27371493
Yay,
>>27366220
Does Night Light Jr. have a human fetish? That would be interesting to see.
>>27371493
Good to see you back NLJ.
>>27371236
It means Weeaboo Flurry Heart is back.
>>27371236
Good to see you back.
>>27371493
>"Absolutely not!"
>You hear your mother scold.
>Maybe you should't tell your parents about your plans often.
"But mom! Think of the opportunities that can come from this. I could learn a lot easily with this spell."
>"Flurry," your father responded, "we know exactly what you are going to do with that spell. So don't try to fool us."
"Okay, so maybe I'll use it for a bit of perverted purposes but it still could help with my education."
>"Again," your mother began, "No. For one thing you're still in trouble for letting things get out of hoof with that truth or dare game you played."
>"Not to mention Nighty.", your father added, "Twilight and Flash are going to busy with healing him up. Celestia help him and his stallionhood."
>Your father let out an audible cringe from the very thought of what happened with your poor cousin.
>"Even if we were allowing you to," your mom continued, "you wouldn't have enough time to learn how. We're leaving for home tomorrow."
"We're leaving?! No! We can't leave yet! I just learned about this spell!"
>"Maybe you can learn how to do it with Sunburst.", your father suggested.
"But I want to learn it through Twilight...."
>You somewhat whined.
>You were about to admit defeat.
>But then you got an idea.
>One that might just work.
"What I stayed here?!"
>>27371493
No funny puns for titles. I am disappoint.
>>27371493
>Flurry Heart trying to get laid by manga bishies
Only hilarity can erupt from this.
>>27371721
I am betting Nighty has built up a collection of manga so that he can gawk at the cute girls in there.
I bet he is going to try to get Flurry's hentai.
>>27371721
>Your parents stared at you.
>You...
>Staying here....
>Alone...
>"Flurry... no offense... but we barely trust you being alone with the guards back home.", your father responded.
"Dad, I'm 15, and it's Ponyville of all places. I'm pretty sure it's safe from harm."
>Biggest understatement of the century!
"I can handle it. I promise."
>Your parents stared at each other.
>It seemed to them like you really wanted to do this.
>That's mostly because you did.
>There was a small silence in the room for a bit.
>Your mother then sighed.
>"I guess we can allow you to stay here with your Aunt Twilight."
>You yipped and jumped for joy.
>"But"
>Oh boy there's the "but".
>"I expect you to learn more than just that spell. At least five more to go along with it. And you have to write to us at least once a week."
"Got it! At least six spells and write a letter to you for a week."
>"And don't cause any trouble to your aunt."
"I'll try."
>"Also...."
>You're then hugged by your mother.
>"Please be a good girl and stay safe while you're here."
>This is it!
>That was the sealing of the deal with your mom.
>You hug your mom back.
"I will mom."
>"Well I'm going to inform Twily.", your father said as he left the room.
>Thus beginning your sexualized adventure.
>At least that's what you're dubbing it.
>"Sparkle's Sexual Adventure! Part II, Electric Boogaloo."
>You could even hear the theme song.
>>27366220
why does that pone have eyelashes in its pupils?
>>27371982
The Theme Song
https://youtu.be/OjrcjzLxDBk
>>27371806
I couldn't think of anything.
>>27371982
Going to work more later.
Got to get some stuff done.
>>27372127
Ok then. We'll keep this alive for you.
If you had a Twily for a mom, would you be more or less autistic than you are now?I'd have an Oedipus fetish x10
>>27371916
Maybe he has been trying to get human hentai to masterbate to. And he is a fapper.
I wonder if Flurry Heart would think Uncle Spike is the coolest dude ever as well, considering his status in the Crystal Empire.
>>27371982
I hope that part in OP happens at some point, that would be pretty funny.
>>27372285
Maybe Spike has been informed since Flurry Heart is staying by to also look after her.
>>27372247
"Come on Flurry, you don't think humans are cute? Don't pretend to like you don't think they are."
>>27372343
Please do this, I love Spike and Crystal Clarity is the best character from the next gen.
Dishes are soaking but I might as well make responses to make sure this thread stays alive. I won't give any promises out though.
>>27371564
>>27371916
>>27372247
>>27372427
Nighty still has his broken dick at the moment. So no fapping for him.
Also there's the fact that he learned his lesson in the last issue.
>>27371821
This is a huge possible maybe.
>>27372285
>>27372343
>>27372500
I'm going to try and add uncle Spike into the story. T and Claire might also make an appearance as well. I'll try to figure out something as I'm doing the dishes.
>>27372196
>Would the princess of fucking friendship allow you to not have a single friend
I know without a question that my life would be infinitely better
>>27366220
It would be pretty cool having Twi as a mom, she is knowledgeable about all these things, royalty, a wizard, and a renown hero.
>>27372500
Draconies are the best.
>>27372343
Spike is a horrible source of advice, he probably made out with his Rarity plushie 100 times and probably wrote erotic stories with him and her.
>>27372500
She is great.
>>27372660
I like seeing Twilight being a mom, I hope Nighty isn't out of the story for that. Her caring about his well-being was incredibly cute.
>>27372909
I agree, those were cute moments, it was nice to see Nighty actually written like an innocent child rather than a teenager or the typical Anon.
>>27372864
That would make it all the funnier for him to find out.
>>27371982
>After the successful persuasion, you are now Twilight's student in the arts of magic.
>Now it's time to head to your room to look at the manega that you will possibly jump into.
>You're going to need all that rest.
>The next morning you're off to see your mom and dad leave to go back home.
>You're not going to see them for a while.
>You hug them one last time before they enter.
>Thanking them for this wonderful opportunity.
>But you have to let them go home.
>Can't let them get behind on their duties and King and Queen....
>Or Prince and Princess....
>You still don't get that.
>You wave goodbye as your parents enter the train.
>You then see them ride off to sun rise, heading towards the Crystal Empire.
>The home you won't be seeing for a long, long time.
...
...
...
"So how was that narration Aunt Twily?"
>"Sounds good Flurry.. but eight months isn't really a long time."
"But it's the longest I've been without seeing them."
>"That's true... but from the way you narrated it you made it seem as if you'll be gone for years and years."
"Should I subtract a long then from the story?"
>"Well it is your narrative Flurry. You can write whatever you want in it."
"OK.... mind if I ask this again?"
>"Ask what?"
"Why exactly are we writing a short story again?"
>"Well you see, once you enter the book world you have to learn how to maintain control over of it. Have it written out as how you write it. With books with only words written in them it's easier to control because there's not really anything there to bother you but when it comes to books with illustrations such as children's books, graphic novels, comics-"
"Manega?"
>"Yes Flurry, even manega, you have to create your own narrative as you go while abiding to the rules of the story. Which means studying up on the literature you're wanting to enter."
"I see... so what would happen if you never studied up?"
>"Well...."
>>27372864
He still hooked up with the girl he stalked over. Maybe he can help Nighty hook up with his niece...or probably be grossed out by it.
>>27373239
It will be interesting explaining the thought process behind it. I wonder if this is different from that technique I forgot the name of from Amending Fences or the Enchanted Comic from Season 4.
>>27373239
>"There's only one of three possibilities. One, you have to go along with the narrative no matter what, so if you do something like defeat a crazy super villain, you have to do it. Two, You could end up being stuck there forever, or until someone else who knows the same magic can pull you out. And three, and this one has a high probability of never happening, you end up making the world self aware, causing chaos to happen within the book and who knows what else. If that's the case though you should leave immediately. So did you get any of that?"
"I got about... maybe 50%... OK I don't have that much of a clue about the consequences."
>Twilight sighed.
>"Don't worry Flurry I'll make a study guide for you to learn the basics of this spell. You're going to need it before we do the test."
"Test?"
>"Yes, you're going to do a written test next week before we actually test out this spell."
"Is it going to be multiple choice."
>"Essay."
>You then whispered angrily.
"...fuck..."
>"I heard that."
>Does she have the hearing of a griffon or something?!
>"I was going to make it easy by giving you one essay question, but since you like using profanity in this class you'll be doing three essay questions."
>SHIT!
>Well at least you have your study guide.
>And you have a week to prepare.
>>27373239
I wonder if learning spells is always fascinating to us, or this is such a facinating spell that even how it works is facinating in of itself.
It is amazing how the technicality of it can be fun as well.
>>27373406
Appeal to my fetish, and explain how the whole replacing existing characters with a version of yourself works. I dunno I guess I really love how it takes the whole concept of Quantum Leap to the next level.
>>27373406
Flurry's outbursts are the best, this humor is usually much better than the show actually gives us.
>>27373406
Keep it up, this is pretty facinating.
>>27373406
She probably wants to know if there is anything stopping her from hooking up with her husbandos.
>>27373406
>You two decide to call it a day for now after six hours of the narrative exercise.
>So what better way to reward yourself than to go see your baby cousin.
>You go over to Nighty's room.
>He's reading a copy of Spike's Power Pony Comics.
>Nerd!
>Doesn't he know that Manega is way better.
>So you go over to him.
"Hey Nighty!"
>He looks away from his comic to see you.
>"Hey Flurry. How's studying going for you?"
>You lay your face on his bed.
"It's harder than I expected."
>"What did you expect? It's mom's class. She never really went easy on anyone."
"Did you have to do essay questions?"
>"Yeah? But hey it's only one or two."
"I got three."
>"Three? What did you do to get that many?"
"Said a dirty work."
>"Oh... the Starburst punishment."
>Starburst punishment?
>You guess it's called that because of Starburst swearing habit.
>Especially when it came to studying.
>"Don't worry, you're not the only one of her students to get that punishment."
"This is going to sound stupid but it's only me and Starburst right?"
...
...
...
>"Anyways! Was there anything you needed from me?"
>"Nope. Just wanted to check to my baby cousin..... that and see what your broken dick looked like."
>"What the fu-"
>Before he covered his mouth.
>He didn't really want to recieve the Starburst punishment either.
>He then continued his rant.
>"Why do you want to see my broken penis... even though it's not broken it's just bruised."
"Can you really blame me? Once you hear the term, you really have an urge to see it."
>"Tough beans. Because I'm not showing you my penis!"
"Just a little peek?"
>"No."
"Not even a glance?"
>You said while lighting up your horn.
>"Touch my covers, with without magic, and I'll tell my mom."
"Aw.... You're being no fun."
>"Good... can't believe you asked that."
>>27373669
*before he finished he covered his mouth.
>>27373669
She seemed pretty easy on Starlight.
>>27373669
>Said a Dirty Work
Change "Work" to "Word"
>>27373669
Isn't he still grounded? Surprised his mother is still letting him have reading material.
>>27373669
>Nighty sees a really hot girl
>Yelps in pain forgetting his dick is broken.
>>27373773
Maybe he snuck it in, or Flurry is going to torment him enough that she doesn't have to punish him as hard herself.
>>27373837
It would be funnier and hotter if it was Flurry in disguise doing that.
>>27373837
kek
>>27373669
Their interactions are the best, as are Nighty and Twilight interactions.
>>27373669
>After hanging out a bit longer you then call it a night and go to bed.
>You got a who 12 hour of nothing but studying and writing exercises.
>The next morning you wake up to the smell of grilled cheese.
>It smell delicious.
>You go downstairs to see Aunty Twilight making some sandwiches for everyone.
>She then notices you and looks at your direction.
>"Oh, you're awake. Did you have a nice sleep?"
"Yeahď Beds are just as comfy as the Crystal Empire's."
>"I'm glad to hear."
>She says giving you a plate of two sandwiches.
>"Eat up, because I kinda have an errand for you to do for me."
"An errand? Do you need me to get groceries for you or something?"
>"Actually I need you to get the study guide for me."
"The same study guide I have to follow?"
>"Eeyup! An old friend of mine has it for me."
>Old friend?
>Does she know anyone that's old?
>"You'll meet him at the Carousel Boutique."
"Huh.... OK...."
>So he's a fashion designer.
>Must be one of Rarity's workers.
>Well it's off to the boutique then.
...
...
...
>You then arrive at your destination.
>The Carousel Boutique.
>Rarity's pride and joy of hard work.
>You heard she was busy trying to find another location to start her business.
>She really is getting more popular with her lines of fashion.
>You also heard her daughter Crystal Clairity was also holding onto a big business as of late, being a beautiful jewel smith.
...
...
...
>Actually the more you think about it, you never really met her kids.
>Her husband no less.
>Heck before the last few weeks you just discovered Rarity had a daughter.
>Whoever Rarity must have married must have been really lucky to have her.
>You then arrive at the door.
>You knock at it for a bit.
>You were ecpecting a pony to answer.
>But nope.
>Instead...
>You see this.
>This thing!
>It looks like a pony, but it's so scaly looking.
>Those wings are also huge and look threatening.
>And his front feet... Those will kill you.
>You can't believe it.
>It's a pony/dragon hybrid!
>>27374070
It is practically Twilight's brother how could Flurry not know who he is.
>>27374070
Surely she would know the basics behind the dude that is the hero of the Crystal Empire.
>>27374091
>>27374108
Flurry is probably an idiot with a bad memory.
>>27374070
>future ruler of the crystal empire doesn't know the history behind it
>her own family history
>>27374070
Is Twi really out of touch with all of her friends? Especially Spike!?
>>27374070
>You only heard of legends of this creature because of your mythology class.
>The only you're willing to stay awake for.
>Everytime you heard about them though it's usually portrayed them as evil, bloodthirsty, cannibalistic, and rape hungry.
>Rape hungry.
>rape.
>Nobody is around to save you.
>You're all on your own.
>So you do the only you think is best.
>You fall to the ground.
"D-Dragon-sama... if you're going to mess with me because it's in your nature.... then my only request... is that, if possible.... maybe you can be gentle with me..."
...
...
...
>"Um.... I have no idea what you're implying.... but I kinda need to go somewhere."
>And with that he passes you.
>WHAT?!
>After a performance like that!?
>Hell no!
>You then grab the beast by it's tail.
"What the hell?! I gave you an invitation and you just walk past by?!"
>"An invitation? To what exactly?"
"Are you serious?"
>"Was I suppose to receive an invitation to something?"
"Sex damnit! I basically gave you the OK to fuck me!"
>The half breed eyes were wide open from that comment.
>He was beyond blushing profusely.
>"I..... I...."
"Come on!"
>You then start exposing your glorious flank to him.
"Fuck me! It's in your nature to rape anything that comes your way! So go on! Fuck me!"
>He was really surprised by your actions.
>He could barely come up with anything to say.
>"L-l-listen... I gotta go!"
>He said as he ran away.
"HEY! GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND FUCK ME DAMNIT!"
>You then went on to chase down the fucker!
>>27374288
It's midnight here.
I'm going to bed.
>>27374288
What the hell is happenong?!
>>27366220
Hopping into random books can be a bad idea, though.
>>27366220
Fuck off with your fake replies Slashy.
>>27374539
Make sure you aren't erasable.
>>27374288
Still surprised they didn't teach her Spike as the exception.
>>27374288
Yup, she is an idiot. Cute though.
>>27374288
>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>Just hanging out with your son for a bit.
>Eating sandwiches.
>Talking about what's happening so far.
>"So Flurry is going to see Uncle Spike?"
"I thoight it would be a good way of having her explore the town. Who knows maybe make a new friend."
>"I guess that would make sense... but one question."
"Yes?"
>"Do you really think she can handle herself?"
"What makes you say that?"
>"I mean she went to sleep in most of her classes. All except for mythology... she thinks she could use that as inspiration."
"How do you know this?"
>"We talked last night."
"OK.... anyways you're point being?"
>"I'm just wondering if Flurry know who uncle Spike is."
"What? Why would the Crystal Empire not teach about your uncle? He was the one that saved their lives."
>"I get that... I'm just asking if Flurry knows that."
"Judging from how much the ponies at the Crystal Empire worship him, I'm pretty sure she has an idea."
>You then look outside your window.
>You then see something familiar at the corner.
>You notice that T, Spike's son, running around the castle.
>Flurry keeping close behind.
>You stare at the scene as T is trying his hardest to lose his pursuer.
>And judging by the scene...
>They must be playing something.
>Hmm... wonder what game they're playing.
>Must be tag or something.
>Well you should probably leave them to let them have their fun for a while.
>You should really focus on your son for a while.
"So what else did you two talk about?"
>>27376262
I went on too early.
Maybe I should wait.
>>27376305
Up to you.
>>27376262
Hope she got the book.
>>27376262
Is Flurry a yandere in the works?
>>27376384
I would put my money on it.
>>27376262
I wonder if Twilight is gonna spot Flurry sleeping in one of her lessons later.
>>27376474
She will wear special glasses on those days.
>>27376384
She probably finds it endearing.
>>27376305
Still feels too early.
Maybe because I'm mad at my computer at the moment.
>>27376305
It is also Monday.
>>27376305
It is also Monday.
>>27377111
Bump for thish full house!.
>>27376540
To pretend like she is sleeping?
>>27377625
You mean pretend like she is awake.
>>27376262
>Be Flurry.
>You're busy chasing the dragon/pony hybrid.
>Here you are flaunting everything at him and he isn't even interested in you.
>What the fuck?!
>Any stallion would easily accept that opportunity.
>But he fucking refuses!
>What the hell is wrong with him?!
>Is he gay or something.
>You then notice you're back around the castle.
>The castle.
>Twilight's home!
>Shit!
>You forgot to get the study guide!
>You have to go get it!
>Which means...
>Turning around to get the damn manuscript!
>Looks like you'll have to mess with this monster later.
>You then turn around to head back to the boutique.
>You have to learn that spell and you already wasted enough time.
>Be T.
>You head inside the Castle of Friendship.
>You seek sanctuary in the crystal castle.
>Hopefully this crazy mare won't follow you.
>You run in fear.
>You never thought anypony, aside from Annie, would actually want to have sex with you.
>Or even attempt to rape you.
>You keep running in fear until you accidentally bump into somepony.
"OOF!!"
>You both grunt from the collision.
"S-sorry."
>"No I'm sorry. I should have watched where I was going."
>You hear from your accidental prone friend.
>Actually mother of your friend.
>It's your Aunt Twilight.
"N-no! It was my fault. I was running from someone.... or something."
>"Someone.... Oh you mean your cousin Flurry Heart?"
"Cousin Flurry Heart? Wait! That was Flurry Heart?!"
>"I know you two never really met but I know you two could become good frien-"
"My cousin tried to rape me......?"
>>27377980
Sorry forgot the name.
>>27377980
Oh boy, here she gets in trouble again.
>>27377980
TIME TO SEND HER BACK HOME!
>>27377980
I don't know why... maybe I should work on this later tonight.
It just feels wierd working earlier than usual.
>>27378244
That's fine, just don't leave us for the rest of the day.
>>27366220
She'll probably have to step up her game and hop into my computer and shit. Who reads nowadays?
>>27372025
>JoJo opening.
>Part two is called Electric Boogaloo.
>Why not "Sexual Tendency"?
>Also.
>So what is part one called?
>"Fapping Blood"?
>>27378662
Well, computers in Equestria are ancient.
>>27377980
What the fuck is wrong with her?
>>27379432
She is a moron.
>>27380204
>Sleeps through her classes.
>Takes her mythology classes too seriously.
>Believing said mythology class and assumes the worst out of someone she hasn't met.
>Chases said pony to get him to rape her.
>Literally learning a spell to get laid by a manga character.
You fool. She's clearly an anon.
>>27380419
Most anons care about school here.
>>27380419
I wonder if she wants to fuck humans
I can't believe Twilight never introduced Flurry to Spike.
>>27381346
Flurry was probably sleeping.
Sorry guy. Not today.
>>27382569
Aww
>>27366220
If Twilight was my mother i'd have her sit her bountiful ass on my face
>>27382620
Cool
>>27382569
We were looking forward to it.
>>27382569
Hopefully tomorrow.
>>27382569
Better keep your word.
>>27382950
Yeah
Page 10 Bump!
Gotta keep it alive for later.
>>27386424
OKay thank you for coming back.
>>27386424
MEGA BUMP
>>27386424
I'll be here around 7 or 8.
>>27388589
Better be there or else!
>>27388589
Thank you!
>>27388589
Are you going to add Annie in this story?
>>27389066
Is she really popular? I always thought she wouldn't be due to being the disabled girl.
>You are finally back.
>You had a horrible experience with that Dirty Draconi.
>You then noticed that the boutique door was left open.
>Must be that ferocious fiend's fault.
>Anyways you finally enter the building.
>You see that the place is still intact.
>Just as beautiful as you expected.
>Before you kinda expected that horrible half-breed to destroy the place.
>Anyways you might as well wait for the pony that's holding the study guide.
>You wait...
>And wait.....
>And wait some more.....
>You then get bored.
>Might as well look around.
>You see that the place looks amazing.
>You then see the beautiful sets of dresses.
>They look so good.
>Maybe you should buy one.
>Another thing you notice is a photo frame.
>You decide to give a quick peek at it.
>You didn't really expect what to see.
>It's a white unicorn with a giant purple dragon.
>Along with a small hybrid.....
...
...
...
...
>Oh Celstia.....
>Rarity's a mother of a half-breed.....
>OH SHIT!!
>You just offered yourself to Rarity's kid.....
>You could have at least offered dinner before you offered yourself up for sex!
>Rarity would have taught him to do that.
>>27389397
Is that tradition to offer dinner before sex?
>>27389397
I'm still wondering how she knows who Rarity is, but not Spike.
>>27389397
>Well then...
>You feel as if you waited long enough.
>Time to go home.
>And disappoint your teacher.
>You then head out back to your Ponyville home.
>On your way back though....
>You see the half-breed.
>This is great!
>Fate has given you a second chance!
>You approach the half-breed.
"Hello."
>He then notices you.
>His eyes look as if they're going to bulge out.
>He looks like he's about to run away.
>You then stop him from running.
"Wait! Wait! I just want to talk this time."
>"T-talk?"
"Yes. This time I just want to talk."
>O-OK...."
"Anyways, I noticed that you were actually the sun of Rarity."
>"Yeah...."
"So I was wondering.... wanna date me?"
>He just stares at you strangely.
>"Um... you do realize that I'm your-"
"My destiny. Yeah... I know. I'm going to be honest, I did kinda overreact earlier... but... now that I know that you know that your Rarity's son... I know you're a complete gentlecolt."
>"O-OK... but I really think you should know."
"And maybe I should start off better than last time. So.... Wanna eat dinner then fuck?"
>"WHAT?!?!"
"I mean it's more of a gentlecoltly thing to do."
>"B-b-bu-but...."
"But what?"
>"For one thing... I'm already taken."
"Oh.... oh....."
>"Also... we're related."
.....
.....
.....
"W-we're related?"
>"We're cousins."
"Wait! How are we cousins!?"
>"Well Spike is my father."
....
....
....
"Who's Spike."
>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>You're currently trying to write a letter to Shining Armor and Cadence.
>You then feel this strange shudder.
>As if you feel some sort of stupidity is happening at this very moment.
>>27389589
She is an idiot.
>>27389651
Man has she never seen a boy her age before?
>>27389651
She is so romantic, lol.
>>27389651
She reminds me of Usagi Tsukino in terms of her personality her ditziness is endearing.
>>27389651
>>27389651
>Be Flurry Heart.
>After a short explanation of who Spike the Dragon is, you finally get an idea of who he is.
>Although the name and legend sound familiar.
>You half-bred cousin finally finishes.
>"And that's how my father is related to yours."
"So he was adopted into the family?"
>"You could say that."
"And he saved the Crystal Empire twice?"
>"That's what he told me."
"And he was there when I was a baby?"
>"Yes...."
....
....
....
"I don't believe you."
>"H-how could you say that?"
"Easy... I just know you're trying to avoid having sex with the princess."
>"I wouldn't even have sex with you even if you were a princess."
>Somewhere in Celestia's castle a certain threstal was having a cringe fit.
>"I already have a marefriend and I'm going to stay honest with her."
"Then why not tell her that you're wanting to have sex with me?"
>"Because I don't want to!!"
...
...
...
"So what you mean by that... Are you saying you don't want to tell her or not wanting to have sex with me?"
>The half-breed then twitches his eye a bit.
>And then he finally flew away.
...
...
...
>He could have at least answered.
>Well it's time to head back home.
>You wonder how your wonderful aunt is going to greet you as soon as you enter.
>You then enter your aunt's wonderful home.
>Hearing your aunt's wonderful voice.
>"FLURRY HEART! PACK YOUR BAGS! YOU'RE GOING HOME!!"
>>27389925
>Wait?
>What?
>She's sending you home?
>Why?
"But... I'm suppose to stay here for eight months!"
>"Well too bad! I already heard how you were harassing T today. Who the hell asks someone to rape them?!"
"He was a half-breed. My mythology class taught me-"
>"And there's your first problem! You believed everything in a mythology class! Why would you believe in something that's clearly a myth!?
"Nightmare Moon was considered a myth and you still believed it."
...
...
...
>"Go to you fucking room Flurry."
"But-"
>"NOW!!"
>You had no choice but to listen to your aunt.
>You then marched up to your room.
>Angry at the fact you never really learned anything at all.
>This sucks.
>Well you might as well.get some sleep.
>You're going home early.
>Be Shining Armor.
>You can't believe it!
>Eight months without your daughter.
>You have mixed feeling about this.
>On one hand you're worried.
>You fear that someone might take advantage of your daughter and possibly do horrible things to her.
>Doesn't help that the movie when on the train to home was "Taken".
>On the other hoof though....
>She's gone!
>She's gone for a whole eight months!
>No more dealing with her weeb bullshit for a while!
>No more hours upon hours of anime to keep you and your family up!
>It's all gone!
>Not to mention, she's being taught by your sister.
>And if there is anyone who can teach someone to be a better pony, it's Twily!
>This is the best day ever!!
>"Shininng we got mail from Twilight!"
"Mail?"
>Now of all times?"
>It's only been two days.
>There's no way she could have caused so much trouble.
...
...
...
>Dear Celestia... please forgive my wife on what she'll do our daughter.
>"How could she?! I give her my trust and she starts misbehaving like this?! When we get back there I'm going to-"
"Hold on Cadence.... Let's just calm down for a bit. Let's use the breathing technique and-"
>>27389651
>Your Rarity's Son
Your should be changed to you're.
>>27389651
If it isn't blood, it's okay!
>>27390171
>"No Shining! It's one thing for her to act this way around us, but when I gave her permission to actually stay with Twilight, I expected her to behave herself better."
"Wait... how about we just let this one slide?"
>"Shining... what are you saying?"
"How about we just leave her there for eight months like we said."
>"Shining... Twilight expects us to pick her up tomorrow."
"Then let's bullshit out of it."
>"What?! Why?!"
...
...
...
"Listen Cadence, I really just want a break from her for a while. We stayed with her with no breaks since she was four! We never had a vacation without since!"
>"Shining! What the fuck?!"
"Hear me out! If we leave her with Twilight for a bit, she'll learn to be more respectful and calm."
>"You really believe this?"
"I do! I mean Twilight taught Spike to be a gentleman, so I really believe this will work."
>Cadence just stared at you as you plead for this one thing.
>"So you really want this?"
"Yes!"
>"..... So what excuse do you want to use?"
"Umm.... you're pregnant?"
>"Do you think she'll really believe that?"
"Hopefully."
>".... I'll inform Twilight."
>>27390363
taking a break.
>>27389925
Who is T's marefriend?
>>27390171
Well at least Nighty can say he is not the worst pervert around.
>>27390476
This blind cutie.
>>27390171
Who told Twilight so fast?
>>27390171
Now Twilight is swearing...she must be really pissed.
>>27390171
You misspelled Shining in this chapter.
>>27389651
>"Who's Spike?"
sides are obliterated
![1132545__safe_blushing_princess+cadance_shining+armor_grin_prone_wingboner_meadow_artist-colon-tincantim[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/v2GGM7n.jpg "1132545__safe_blushing_princess+cadance_shining+armor_grin_prone_wingboner_meadow_artist-colon-tincantim[1].jpg")
How did they raise such an idiot?
![840ad92c36f4d9328c766666393fee12[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ukVsrmA.png "840ad92c36f4d9328c766666393fee12[1].png")
pic Mimic drew for me, I always thought it would be silly if Nighty took an interest in a robot pal.
>>27390363
>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>You're angry.
>No wonder Cadence complained a bit about living with Flurry.
>Who knew she would be this much trouble.
>You can't believe that Flurry would try to rape T.
>T!
>T of all Ponies!!
>You're glad Rarity and Spike were out of town.
>Who knows what they would do to Flurry!
>So you go to bed.
>Husbandless!
>He had to go back and escort Shining and Cadence.
>He also told you that he wanted to check on Starburst for a while.
>Maybe convince Shining to let her visit for a bit.
>You then sigh.
>If Flash can get Starburst to visit, that would be great.
>Well might as well try to sleep comfy tonight.
>You got a whole bed to yourself.
>Be Flurry Heart.
>It's 2:00 AM
>You plan on doing mission number 001.
>Operation: Rising Member.
>Your mission.
>See Nighty's broken penis!
>Like you said.
>Once you hear the term, you want to see it!
>And if you're going to leave tomorrow you might as well try to catch a glance.
>You learned enough stealth and CQC from all those Metal Gear let's plays you watched.
>But now....
>It's time to use it in real life.
>You have to plan to silently enter the room...
>Screw it!
>Just teleport!
>>27391126
Yay, you returned!
>>27390363
Maybe ground Flurry and Nighty together?
>>27390363
Oh boy I feel bad for Twilight, maybe Nighty can get her to chill.
>>27391126
Maybe Claire can teach her some decency.
>>27391126
Strange request, can any of you edit this to be Flurry and Nighty... Technically Flurry is already in the pic. So just Nighty. And make him look annoyed.
>You safely teleport to Nighty's room.
>You did it in a quiet and orderly fashion,
>Making sure you didn't wake him up.
>Hopefully it can stay that way.
>You continue to sneak in closer to his bed.
>You're near.
>He's still asleep.
>Now's the time for a quick peek.
>Time to see what a broken dick looks like.
>You use your magic to softly lift his cover.
>You then proceed to pull it off him.
>You're so close.
>You can almost see his crotch.
>You almost got it.
>You see the tip.
>You're finally going to see....
>A nearly fully healed penis.
>You can't believe it almost healed in five days.
>Dang'it!
>You were too late!
>Although...
>The image is still interesting to see...
>You continue to stare at your baby cousin's member.
...
...
...
>Although...
>Maybe he wouldn't mid if you messed with it for a bit
>Time to work some magic.
>>27391126
You're really making me feel bad for Twilight.
Flurry seriously can't keep herself under control.
>>27391350
Oh no, she wouldn't.
>>27391350
She should try messing with his dreams.
>>27391350
DO IT FLURRY!
>>27391514
If she can do this, then that would be pretty hot.
>>27391514
That would only fuel her more to want to get into his magazines....
let's do it.
>>27391350
>You then start using your magic on Nighty.
>You're going to mess with this little guy so hard.
>Be Night Light Jr.
>It's 7:00 AM
>You feel very relaxed!
>Feels like the best day ever!
>Don't know why,
>But you feel just great.
>You're not in pain anymore.
>You feel nice.
>It feels like you're dick is gone.
...
...
...
>Why do you feel like your dick is gone?!
>You then look under the cover.
...
...
...
>MR HAPPY IS MISSING!!
>I REPEAT MR HAPPY IS MISSING!!
>You start screaming.
>You hear hoof beats trotting down your room.
>You're mom then bursts in.
>"I heard screaming! What happened Nighty?!"
"Mom! My dick's gone!!"
>You mom just stares at you.
>"Nighty.... you're dick just doesn't disappear overnight."
"Explain this then."
>You said as you lay down and spread your legs.
>Your mom now sees the proof.
>"... OK now I believe you."
"What happened mom?!"
>Your mom then inspect it.
>She then notices something.
>Magic particles.
>Matching a certain alicorn you promised to take care of,
>"Flurry!!!"
>>27391514
>She hops into his dream
>Appears as a hot girl trying to get him to clop
>She succeeds just as he proceeds to do so and he yelps in pain.
>>27391629
>You're mom bursts in
Should be changed to your
>>27391629
What a jackass.
>>27391645
Please, disguises are like my fetish especially when shape shifting is involved.
>>27391788
I guess you love Chrysalis then.
>>27391629
That weeabitch, kick her in the crotch too.
>>27391629
>Be Flurry Heart.
>You're having a nice nap.
>Might as well take one before you're forced to leave.
>Best thing to do since you stayed awake til 4.
>You can't wait to see Nighty's reaction after you used that ghosting spell on him.
>A spell that gives a ghost like effect on a simple object or body part.
>It's going to be golden!
>"FLURRY!!!!!!"
>Your Aunt said as she bursts in.
>She's mad.
>Very mad.
>"What did you do to my son's penis?!"
>She said as she gotten closer.
>"It's gone! It's missing! And you did something to it!! So explain!! WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!"
"For one thing it's not missing."
>"It's not missing?! I can't see it! I can't find it! I can't even feel it! How is it still there?!"
"What do you mean you can't do anything like that? Also did you really try to touch your son's penis... isn't that illegal."
>"One: When I say it's not there! IT'S NOT THERE!! Two: I'm his mother, and I wasn't doing it in a sexual manner."
"Wait can't you not tell that I used a ghost spell on it."
>She was angry at first!
>"You used a ghost spell?!"
>She then sounded surprised.
>"Wait you used a ghost spell?"
>She then sounded impressed.
>"You used a ghost spell! That's an advanced spell!! How did you-"
>She them reverted back to angry.
>"Fix it now! And then we're heading towards the train station to send you back home!"
>You then scoff.
>Oh well.
>It was fun while it lasted though.
>>27391923
Going to continue this tomorrow.
Hopefully this will make up for last time.
Sorry guys.
Anyways!! How are you liking it so far?
Bompo!
>>27391923
I will mention this though.
I plan on bringing in a character that mostly only mentioned throughout the story.
Give you a hint she's in the military.
>>27392513
Yeah Starburst.
Random question, are Velvet and Night Light still alive at this time?
>>27391923
Oh Twilight, you are so easily impressed even in the face of danger.
>>27394353
She is gonna kick Flurry's ass for messing with her brother.
Twilight is so cute in your story.
>>27391923
>Be Flash Sentry.
>You're heading towards your boss' office.
You're going to try and ask permission for Starburst to stay at home for a bit.
>She's been there for a year.
>A small visit won't hurt.
>You then enter.
>Only to see your boss pacing around just mumbling stuff.
>"My wife's pregnant... no it's too cliche'd and they would bring her back... Maybe an accident in the castle... but then I have to come up with an accident that warrants her stay."
"Um... sir?"
>Your boss freaks out for a second.
>"Oh... It's only you Captain Sentry. What brings you here?"
"I was actually wondering... Is it OK if Cadet Starburst could stay with us for a few days. You know for a quick visit. With your permission of course, sir"
>"Captain, I'm kinda busy at the moment here."
"May I ask with what sir?"
>"With...um...."
>He looked around the room.
>As if he were desperate to search for something to use as an excuse.
"Sir?"
>"Um...... I was checking the room to see if we had anyone spying on us."
"Spying on us?"
>"Yes! Because.... we have an assassin at our hands."
"An assassin?!"
>Your commanding officer then covered your mouth.
>"Shh! We don't want him/her to know we're here talking about them."
"Oh... Sorry sir."
>"Anyways, they came here after my daughter, trying to kill her because.... um... she has the power."
"The power to?"
>"She has.... Power in general. Yes. Power over the Crystal Empire to do anything and everything."
"That's sounds vague?"
>"It's suppose to captain. It's a top secret mission and such."
"I guess that makes sense."
>"Anyways we need you to keep Flurry safe at your home for as long as we need, because we have to stop this vile character and find out who hired him and such. Can you do that for me Captain?"
"Yes sir!"
>"And for extra protection I am assigning Cadet Starburst to accompany you."
"R-really?!"
>"Like I said, I trust her the most out of the many soldiers I have in my disposal and... I think Twily probably misses her a lot."
>>27394664
Wow this early? Jeez.
>>27394664
"Thank you so much Sir!"
>"I'll inform your daughter as soon as possible... but for now I request to be alone."
"Yes sir!"
>After a small salute you take your leave.
>Be Shining Armor.
>You did it!
>You made the best excuse possible!
>Thank you comic book poster of "Son of Mare-Do-Well!"
>You have saved my life!!
>Now to see what Cadence thinks!
...
...
...
>"An assassination?!"
>Your wife yells at you.
>"You told me you were going with the pregnancy excuse!!"
"Yeah... but then I actually thought about it... and I thought they might find the excuse to be bullshit."
>"So you went with something that was extremely dark and would scare the living hell out of them?"
"It was the only thing I could think of!"
>"Shining I already sent the letter to Twilight saying that I was pregnant."
"Maybe, Flash will take that as a code word for assassination?"
>Your couldn't help but cover her face with her hooves and sigh deeply.
>"So we have two different stories about two different situations... how do you plan to explain this if they catch on?"
"Um... You know what honey we can talk this over at the spa. Let's try to calm you down a bit before I say anything else that could be labeled as stupid."
>Your wife then sighs.
>"Alright Shining.... I'll get ready."
"And I'll go inform Starburst to join her father."
>>27394708
You forgot your name..
>>27394708
>Be Starburst.
>You're busy showering to clean off the sweat from today's workout.
>Like always you try way to hard and push your limits more than they should be.
>You don't care though.
>You're going to be the best damn guard out there, just like your father and uncle, so you have to improve yourself.
>You're almost done with your shower.
>"Hey there little girl."
>Oh great it's another one of these assholes.
>"How are you doing?"
"Anon you should know by now that I don't like it when stallions try and hit on me when I'm in the shower."
>"What can I say? Your showing off your full body. You give off a perfect view."
>You just roll your eyes.
>This guy is trying way to hard to use his words to get you.
>He's making himself sound stupid more than anything.
>"I've wondered this... why are you joining the military anyways? Why ruin such a beautiful body you have?"
"Does it really matter why I joined the military?"
>"OK you may keep your reasons to yourself.... but...."
>Anon then grabs you.
>Holding you into a submissive pose.
>"I'm not going to let this beautiful body go to waste! I want it used what it's meant for just once."
>Don't these fuckers ever learn.
>Oh well...
>All you can do right now....
>Is S.I.N.G.
>You first aim for his Solarplex, knocking the wind out of him.
>You then crush his Instep, making him concentrate on that small pain for a while.
>You then go for the Nose, to really give him some pain.
>And to really punish the bastard, you finally kick him in the Groin.
>Leaving this fucker lying on the floor in pain.
>You scoff at this loser.
"If you were trying to show dominance, you failed. My baby brother could have put up more of a fight than you could."
>You left the shower on, but only in a blazing hot temperature.
"Get clean and take a shower faggot."
>And with that you left the locker room.
>>27394846
Hi everyone, I am surprised you just started today.
>>27394664
Considering the crap his daughter is doing, Shining Armor should give them a break.
>>27394664
This is one of the comfiest and funniest MLP stories I have ever read.
>>27394846
Anon? What?
>>27394846
>Almost every stallion with a brain knew not to mess with you in that manner.
>They all knew you could kick their ass.
>And for everyone fucker that though through their cock, you always had to give them a sharp, painful reminder.
>This is the third time this happened throughout the year that you began.
>It really was rare to actually find somepony you actually respected in this sausage fest of a boot camp.
>Well there was one pony.
>"Cadet Starburst!"
>Your uncle, Shining Armor.
>He's the only one you could really take seriously in here.
>Everypony else was a just a joke compared to him.
>Anyways you report to your commanding officer.
>You salute him.
"Sir! Yes Sir!"
>"At ease cadet! I have something to ask of you."
"If it's about Anon complaining that I beat him up, the fucker tried raping me in the shower room."
>"It's not about him. It's more about you. I am glad to say I am bringing you up to your first mission."
"My.... first mission? Sir, not to impose, but do you really think I am fit for this mission."
>"Yes you are cadet! I believe you are familiar with Ponyville correct."
"Born and raised there."
>"Well my daughter is busy learning some spells from Twilight, and don't really trust her to be by herself. So I need you to be her personal bodyguard."
"A bodyguard... to your daughter? I understand that Ponyville is a magnet for disaster, but what makes me the best candidate for this mission?"
>"I know for a fact that Flurry trusts you more than any of the other guards around here. Not to mention, by the way some of the guards treat you, I'm afraid to they would do to her."
>"Or what she would to them.", Shining Armor though.
>"That's why I need you to guard Princess Flurry Heart for the next eight months. Do you understand your mission Cadet?"
"Sir! Yes Sir!"
>"Then go to the train station immediately! We already packed your bags for you!"
"Thank you Commander Armor!"
>And with that you left to get your bags and leave.
>>27394942
I couldn't think of a pony name... so I went with Anon.
this is great keep it up
>>27394944
Oh boy, this is going to be fun, especially with all the trouble Flurry Heart has gotten into.
>>27394846
I am guessing we won't have any musical numbers in this story then.
>>27394944
>You go to the train station.
>There you see your father waiting for you.
>He seems excited to see you.
>"Star!", he shouts, "It's good to see you again! How's boot camp lately."
"It's filled to the brim with pussies that barely know how to talk to a girl."
>"O- oh... Um...."
>Your father clearly doesn't know how to react from the comment.
"Other than that though, it's been fine. Actually got to try spear throwing."
>"Really? How did that go?"
"Pretty good, hit about 90% of the targets."
>"Nice!"
"So dad, can you fill me in on why we have to protect Flurry? I've been wondering what's been happening on the way here."
>Your father was silent for a bit before he spoke again.
>"Sorry dear, but that's classified at the moment."
"Understood Captain!"
>"Come on Star, call me dad."
"Alright dad."
>"It's so good that you get to spend time with your family for eight months though! I bet your mom is going to be excited!"
"Oh yeah.... yay...."
>"Something wrong Star?"
"No... but we should probably get on that train now."
>"Oh! You're right! Let's hurry!"
>You're father then rushed to get inside the train, now heading straight towards Ponyville.
>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>You are currently getting ready to meet Shining Armor and Cadence at the train station to bring Flurry back.
>Although you are still impressed that Flurry was able to a spell of that caliber.
>A ghosting spell takes about years of practice before reaching it to perfection.
>So how did she....
>Never mind!
>She's in trouble!
>You don't praise ponies who are in trouble!
>Although...
>This makes you wonder what else she actually knows.
>You then hear a knock on your door.
>After answering it you see that it's the local mail pony.
>Who gives you a letter.
>You inspect it.
>It's from Princess Cadence.
>This must be a response to Flurry actions.
>You open it.
>>27394947
Considering how awkward they act around girls it seems like a fitting name.
>>27395077
"Dear Twilight Sparkle.
This is letter is for you and your husband, Flash, to see. I am unfortunately not able to get Flurry Heart. Flurry can't really stay with us for a while. Eight months to be precise. I just found out that I'm pregnant again. Must have happened a month ago. Anyways, I would rather not have Flurry around at the moment. If she were to cause some sort of chaos at home who knows how it'll effect the baby's development. So it's probably best that you keep her in your care for the time being.
With love.
-Cadence
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...
"Cadence is pregnant?! This is wonderful news! I can't wait to see what her new foal.... looks... like."
>As she was celebrating the fact that Cadence was having a new foal....
>She remembered her already existing foal.
>That she now has to deal with.
>Be Celestia.
>You are enjoying a nice bath.
>Filled to the brim with bubbles.
>It feels so good.
>Especially with the birds singing.
>The wind making the wind chimes ring.
>The grass making a nice wooshing noise.
>Your student's voice rising from Ponyvil-
>Wait!
>What?
>"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
...
...
...
...
"Something must have really pissed her off to say that."
>>27395077
I guess things must be pretty peaceful in Equestria at the moment.
I can't wait to see the more ways Flurry is gonna mess with Nighty.
>>27395150
I wonder if Celestia will come to visit since she will notice constant loud screaming coming from ponyville.
>>27395077
Does Starburst not like her parents? I don't know much about the lore.
>>27395150
Oh boy, well at least she gets her daughter back.
I can't wait to see how Starburst is going to react to how Flurry has been treating her brother...and how mom found his porn collection.
>>27395150
>Be Flurry Heart.
>After fixing your cousin's cock you then get ready to head to the train station.
>This sucks.
>You had a perfect plan.
>You were going to finally marry your Husbando!
>But nope!
>You had to fuck it up!
>Sweet Celestia why did she curse you to do these stupid things?!
>Oh well.
>Time to head to th-
>"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>What the hell was that?!
>You go to your aunt's room.
"Aunt Twi? Was that you?"
>"Flurry!"
>Your aunt said creepily.
>"It looks like you'll be staying a bit longer than we thought."
"Huh?"
>"Congratu-pony-lations Fluury! Your mom's pregnant and having you stay here in the mean time!"
"Wait.. I'm staying here!?"
>"Until further notice!"
>You couldn't help but jump for joy.
"YES! I'm staying because dad did it all the way and didn't pull out!! WOO-HOO!!"
>You said as you hopped out of the room.
>Be Twilight.
>You get down on your knees.
"Oh Faust!! If you are real! If you're listening! Please help restrain me from killing my beautiful niece for the next eight months!!"
>Be Night Light Jr.
>You feel a ton better now.
>You're able to walk around and such now without your groin being in pain.
>You were heading off to the kitchen to fix yourself a sandwich.
>Until you saw your cousin bouncing around like Pinkie Pie.
"um... Is something wrong Flurry?"
>"Oh nothing much, except I'm now going to be a big sister now!!"
"Oh... how nice."
>She then grabbed you holding you very tight.
>"Do you know what the best part is?!"
"N-no..."
>"I get to stay here until mom gives birth to him/her!! Isn't that awesome!?"
"Y-yeah....."
>Please kill me!!
>>27395388
HOW DID THEY RAISE SUCH AN IDIOT!?
>>27395388
8 more months of this shit
>>27395388
>Be Starburst.
>You're about to enter Ponyville.
>You can't wait to see home again.
>You have friends and family most likely going to swarm you with hellos and ask so many questions.
>Maybe they won't go overboard with it.
>Although, if anypony was going to bombard you with questions, it's going to be your mom.
>She was always worried about you.
>Way too worried about you.
>If anything she probably wanted you to be a proper lady.
>AKA another her.
>Why did she always expect you to be the perfect mare?
>It's not like she was the most perfect pony to ever exist.
...
...
...
>Although she basically is in some ways.
>It's so damn annoying.
>Hopefully she won't get in the way of your mission.
>The train is about to stop.
>When you step outside this train, you're going to start off your mission.
>You're going to protect Flurry from Ponyville.
>>27395506
Going to take a break for a while.
What do you think of the story so far?
>>27395518
Pretty great.
>>27395518
Loving every moment.
>>27395518
Coming back at 7 or 8.
>>27396010
Great to hear.
>>27395506
Except her son ended up more like her.
>>27396799
True true.
Page 8 bump!
>>27366220
i want momlight to jump into my lesbian porn so she can see me schlicking while smelling her panties
>>27395150
>"Was this about that comment Flurry made earlier about somepony masterbating in the fields?"
>>27395335
That's gonna be some story.
>>27397738
Ewww
>>27395393
Privileged lifestyle.
>>27395506
>You finally arrive home with your father.
>Not much looked like it changed since you left.
>You kinda expected to see something new within a year's time.
>It all just feels the same....
>It all feels like home.
>You both head to the castle.
>Been a while since you seen it.
>Still looking as beautiful as ever.
>You're about to open the door.
>"Hold on Starburst.", he said to you. "Let's surprise the family with your entrance."
>You then let your father near the door.
>Kind of a good thing too.
>Because Flurry slammed those doors open.
>The doors hitting your father in the process.
>"YES!!! I'm going to stay for a bit longer!!! WOO-HOO!"
>You saw her singing in celebration of something, dancing to the beat of her own song.
>Future ruler of the Crystal Empire everybody.
>Might as well reacquaint yourself to the pony you're suppose to defend.
"Hi Flurry."
>"Hey Star! I got myself a sibling! I got myself a....."
>She then realized who she said hi to.
>She looked over to you.
>Her wings were in a wing boner like statement as she saw you.
>Her grin was spread all the way across her face.
>"STARBURST!!!"
>She screamed as she glomped you.
>You already prepared for the incoming attack.
>So allowed her to continue as she pounced on you.
>"I am so happy to see you!! How long has it been?!"
"Judging from how long you visit me in your dad's boot camp frequently... I'd say about a week."
>"Oh my Faust! This is awesome!! Not only do I get to stay here with my aunt for about like eight months, I also get to have you come and visit too!! THIS IS AMAZING!!"
>She said as she hugged you tightly.
>"We can finally catch up on all the anime that you missed out on, and also I got this awesome costume I want you to try on! Trust me, along with Nighty you two would look so cute!"
"OK.... Speaking of Nighty... How is he and mom?"
>"Oh! Follow me I'll lead you to them."
>She then went back inside the castle.
>Where she will lead straight to your family.
>>27398467
She is kawaii.
>>27398467
I guess she is attached to both of her cousins.
>>27398467
>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>This is just great!
>You're forced to have Flurry stay with you.
>You love your niece but eight months is ridiculous.
>You can't stand eight months with her!
>You are going to die before those months end.
>It's hopeless!
>Please Faust!
>If you're going to let this happen at least give me something good in return!
>All of a sudden you hear a knock on your door.
>It must be Nighty.
>Maybe he's come to pray with you.
>You open it up.
>What you see is not your son.
>No...
>It's someone else that you love.
>You go closer to her.
"St-Starburst?"
>"Hey mom...", your daughter responds, "I'm home."
>Faust has heard your plea!
>You then embrace your daughter with tears of joy in your eyes.
"Starburst! I missed you so much!! Have you been OK?! Did any of the other guards try to harass you?!"
>"Mom! I'm fine!", she said as she tried to push you back a little, "There's no need to cry for me."
"I'm sorry. It's just... when you went to the Royal Guard... I thought... Oh sweet heart!"
>You said again as you hugged your daughter.
>She only gave out a small annoyed sigh.
>"I love you too mom."
"Oh wait til Nighty finds out your here! I should probably go get him"
>"No need. Flurry's got it covered."
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...
...
"Excuse what did you say?"
>"Flurry's got it covered.... Mom's what wrong?"
>Only images of your son being gagged up, tied to a bed, and blindfolded while Flurry did vulgar acts on him entered your mind as you heard your daughter say that.
"My baby!!!"
>You said as you ran out of the room!
>>27398635
She is attached to three of them, one in a more sexual manner.
>>27398665
Hahahahaha
>>27398665
Feels
>>27398665
Did she change his tongue into a dick? Hasn't he suffered enough? lel
>>27391645
please do this.
>>27398665
I wonder if Starburst can handle Flurry for eight months, probably not.
>>27399001
Don't give her ideas.
>>27398665
>Be Nighty.
>You're in your room eating the sandwich you just made.
>You were about to take a bite out of it.
>Until you heard a knock on the door.
>Maybe it's mom.
>She finally snapped out of that idea of that weird religion she just made up.
>Seriously, who's Faust?
>You then open your door.
>"Hey Nighty! It's me Flurry! I was wonderin-"
>You slam the door!
>Nope.jpeg!!
>You are not letting her near you again!
>Whatever she plans to do with your dick can go straight to hell!
>You then see a bright flash in front of you.
>"Anyways I was wondering if you could-"
"I really need to use that anti-teleport spell in here!"
>"Niighty why are you being rude and interrupting me?"
"Because I know whatever you are going tosuggest me to do, it's going to be sexual. And I do not want any part of it!"
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>"Who said this had to with sex?"
"What?"
>"This is the second time you asked me for sex basically. For the last time, I'm not into you that way."
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...
...
"Then why do you always act like that around me?!"
>"Come on, am I not aloud to tease you like that?"
"No! Well maybe... N-no!"
>What? Are you saying that you were always uncomfortable with me acting like this?"
"Yes"
>"Why it's not like I actually want to do that kind of stuff towards you."
"It feels like you're implying it!"
>"Nighty, you have nothing to fear. I am not going to be sexually attracted to you."
"But you attracted to me?
>Yes!
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...
>"Wait! No!"
"I knew it!"
>"Damn it Nighty it isn't like that!"
"Then stop acting like that!"
>"Like I said it's just teasing."
"Is taking my dick away just teasing?!"
>You then hear your door open.
>You then feel your mother tackle you to safety.
>"Nighty! Are you OK?! Did she sexually assault you in anyway? Did she really remove you penis?!"
>Along with your mother... you also spot your sister.
>And she is just staring in awe at the whole situation.
>"What the fuck happened when I left?", she asked herself.
>>27399350
You are forgetting some quotes and the formatting is awkward on this chapter.
>>27399350
>Be Flurry Heart.
>And now it was time for the most interesting part of the day no family wants to be a part of.
>A family meeting.
>There you all were just sitting together as a family.
>You watched as Twilight was pacing thinking to herself on what to say.
>She then finally stopped.
>She then spoke.
>"OK... Now Flurry Heart, you will be with us for the next few months, but here's the thing. We're not going to tolerate your behavior as of late. As much as we love you, we're going to have to lay down a few ground rules."
"Ground rules?! But Aunty Twilight!!"
>You're aunt then gave you a glare.
>Which means "Shut the fuck up and listen!"
>"As I was saying, we're going to be laying a few ground rules here."
>"Rule 1: No more porn in this house. Which means we're confiscating you're hentai."
"Aww..."
>"Rule 2: No more sexual teasing! My son's had enough of it and quite frankly I have had enough of it as well."
>"Rule 3: And this is going to be the final rule, you'll do what I say and whatever Flash says, no questions asked. So if we say calm down. You calm down."
>"Do I make myself clear Flurry?"
>You then raise your hoof.
>"You have a question?"
"Yes. What if you or Flash take advantage of that last rule and plan to rape and murder me with it, do I still follow it or am I allowed to break it."
>Twilight just left her mouth open.
>She didn't know if you were seriously asking this or just joking.
>Personally it was a mix of both.
>She then finally got her mouth closed and then face hoofed herself.
>"Neither me nor your uncle will take advantage of that last rule."
"Promise?"
>She then sighed in annoyance.
>"Yes Flurry! We promise! But can we trust you to try to follow these rules?"
"Hmm..... I can try."
>"Good.... Now we had a long morning... let's go eat some breakfast and enjoy the rest of the day as a family!"
"That's good and all Aunt Twilight, but I got another question."
>"What is it this time?"
"What happened to Uncle Flash's snout?"
>>27399350
Nighty should learn some spells to protect himself from Flurry, maybe a trip to the Sisters' Old Castle, Canterlot Library, or Sunburst.
>>27399597
She didn't prepare a speech for this moment?
>>27399597
The fact that she didn't force her to leave shocks me.
>>27399597
You need to check on your use of "your" and "you're"
>>27399791
I really blame my lack of detail and attention.
>>27399597
Wow Flurry you have a such an imagination.
>>27399597
going to take a break.
She should have to send an apology letter to T.
>>27400029
She really should, since she should realize how embarrassing it is for her niece to be trying to rape her adopted nephew.
>>27400067
Do you think Twilight will ever tell them?
>>27399597
>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>After a long day of family bonding and magic training, it becomes night time again.
>It's time for bed for everyone.
>And since Flurry was sleeping in Starburst's room she now had to be moved to the guest room.
>Although Starburst insisted that she didn't really mind if Flurry and her shared a bed.
>While you do find it strange, you kinda accept it.
>Starburst must be suffering from PTSD from the boot camp and probably can't find the will to sleep alone for so long.
>Why she chose Flurry over Nighty though is beyond you.
>You're not sure what to do tomorrow at this point aside from the usual exercises and such.
>Although it's practically hopeless at this point.
>She's probably not learning a damn thing you taught her.
>You sigh out of annoyance.
>"You know what I'm really surprised."
>You heard your loving husband say nasally.
>"For a moment there I thought you were going to kick her out on the streets or something."
"Believe me Flash, I was going to."
>"Why didn't you then?"
"Because it wouldn't be the right thing to do. Plus I promised Shining and Cadence that I would take care of her."
>"That's good... if she wasn't being targeted I would have sent her straight to Shining Armor and tell him to sign her up to his boot camp."
>You giggled.
"Flash... She wouldn't survive the first three days there."
>"Eeyup"
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...
"Wait targeted?"
>"Excuse me?"
"Did you say Flurry Heart was being targeted by someone?"
>Your husband was sweating bullets.
>"Uh.... no... my broken snout is just making it sound like targeted."
"Out with it mister! What's going on?"
>Your husband then sighs.'
>"Flurry Heart is being targeted by an assassin back at the Crystal Empire.... by the paparazzi."
"Oh... That makes so much sense now."
>"Yeah... from what I heard it's about pregnancy or something."
"What? But it's Cadence that's pregnant not Flurry?"
>"Wait? The Princess of Love is pregnant again?"
"Oh yeah, here!"
>You then hand your husband the letter.
>>27400414
Wow they sure found a way to cover that up.
>>27400414
I am surprised Twilight is even still bothering with the lessons after all of that crap.
>>27400414
I wonder if Flurry is going to mess with Nighty's dreams.
>>27400205
She probably wants to avoid it if she can.
>>27400414
>Flash then read the letter.
>"And Cadence sent this?"
"Eeyup."
>He mumbles to himself.
>"huh..... must be a cover up so that way she won't worry Twilight."
"What did you say?"
>"Nothing dear... let's just go to sleep."
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"Actually Flash,,,, I was wondering... are you in the mood today?"
>"What mood are you meaning?"
"You absolutely know what I mean."
>It was your husband's turn to give a small giggle.
>"All I ask is to not bump my snout and let's try to be quiet."
"Quiet?"
>"Trust me, we were kinda loud last time. You're brother asked about it."
"Oh... We'll try to stay quiet."
>You had a lot of sex that night!
>>27400568
Going to do more tomorrow.
See you all tomorrow.
Bompo
>>27400639
Thank you so much for this.
Page 8 Bump!
>>27400568
>Be Starlight.
>You're sleeping in the same bed as Flurry.
>This is mostly because it's your job to protect her and to make sure that she doesn't get assassinated.
>You two were trying to sleep when all of a sudden, you hear something coming from the other room.
>"Oh yes! Yes! Harder Flash! Harder!"
>What the hell?
>"Keep going! Impregnate me if you want!"
>A-are your parents doing it?
>Are your parents having loud, rough sex?
>Why?!
>Why the hell did they had to have loud rough sex as soon as you got home?!
>Oh well.... just ignore it.
>You try your best to ignore the grunts and yells coming from your parents room.
>They'll stop eventually.
>Although you're kind of wondering how Flurry is sleeping through all of this.
>Eh, she must be a heavy sleeper.
>Anyways time to sleep.
>Be Flurry.
>You're not asleep.
>You're fighting the urge to Jill off to the sounds of sex your Aunt and Uncle are making.
>Hearing Flash's grunts gives you an idea of how fast he's doing her.
>While Twilight screams and moans of sexual pleasure tell you how deep he is.
>And by Celestia is he so deep!
>It sounds amazing what they're doing!
>You can't wait til you're able to do that with your Bishi Stallions.
>Holy fuck do they sound erotic.
>Maybe when Starburst is fully asleep you can sneak into the bathroom and Jill off there.
>Be Night Light Jr.
>You're asleep
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>That is all.
>>27402874
Starlight?
>>27402881
Meant to say Starburst!!
Sorry about that!!
Don't know what came over me!
>>27402874
More like, "Why are they having sex in a house filled with other rabid perverts who they are trying to set straight?"
>>27402874
This must be so awkward for Starburst. I am surprised she isn't feeling awkward needing to play bodyguard for her cousin.
>>27402874
>Although if we are going to be Night Jr for a bit we might as well see what he's dreaming.
>You're in a tuxedo.
>Today is your wedding day.
>You know this because.... reasons.
>You then see your beautiful bride come in.
>Covered by the white veil that represents purity and virginity.
>You don't know.
>But judging by the fact that this is your dream and such, you assume it's Pixel Bit.
>Your mother is in charge of giving out the sermon.
>After a long winded speech about how proud she is to have you getting married.
>It is then time for the big questions.
>"Do you Night Light Jr, take this mare to be your wife?"
"I do."
>"And do you take this awesome unicorn to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
>The bride then replies.
>"Ah do."
>Yes! She said....
>Wait did she say "Ah?" instead of "I"?
>Eh, she must be nervous.
>Your mother then continued.
>"Then by the power invested in me, I pronounce you Mr and Mrs Night Light."
>"You may kiss the bride."
>Well it's time to kiss Pixel Bit.
>You then remove the veil....
>But instead of Pixel.
>You seeApi Apple.
>She then grabs you and gives you a deep tongue dancing kiss.
>You are horrified by this revolution!
>"Come on Tiny Dick! Let's fuck until the sun rises."
>She then starts dragging you to the Limo of hell!
>You're struggling to get yourself free from this predicament!
>Calling for help.
>Only to see the ponies you knew as friends and family only cheering wildly for you.
>No came to your rescue as you were out inside the Limo never to be see again!
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>And that's mostly because you woke up in fear at this point.
>You were in a cold sweat.
>It felt like a horrifying experience to you.
>You marrying Api!?
>Never in a million years!!
>You'd rather marry Flurry than Api any day!
>Well since your up you might as well use the bathroom.
>You get out of your bed.
>You're still a bit tired since it's still night.
>You then stagger your way to the bathroom.
>>27403049
I wouldn't want to date that cow hick either.
>>27403049
>Your taking a bit longer than usual to find the bathroom in the dark.
>Every room looks the same at this point.
>It's getting annoying.
>You then finally find it.
>The bathroom!
>Relieved you then open the door.
>Only to see your cousin jilling off.
She was about to finish and reach climax until she then noticed you.
>She jumped a bit as soon as she saw you.
>And then there was nothing but an awkward silence.
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>"Um... This is awkward... Um... Hi Nighty."
"It's just a dream."
>"Excuse me?"
"I must be still dreaming! And since I feel like I am actually dreaming at this point this must be a lucid dream."
>Flurry stared at you in confusion.
>But then had an idea of what you were talking about.
>"Umm.. yes. You are dreaming. You should probably go back to bed now at this point."
"Are you kidding me!? I'm dreaming now! I can do anything I want without any consequences! See you Flurry! I'm going to Pixel's house so that way I can confess my love to her! See ya!!"
>And with that you left!
>Be Flurry.
>Oh! That's cute he's going to confess his love to his special somepony in the middle of the night.
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>Oh shit!
>He's going to confess his love to his special somepony in the middle of the night!
>You can't have him do that!
>For one thing it's night! he'll get in trouble!
>You have to tell Twilight.
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>No then she'll find out that you Jilled off in the bathroom.
>Time to go with your second option!
>You then immediately go to your room to wake up your cousin.
>You gently nudge her.
"Starburst! Starburst! Wake up! Nighty is going to do something stupid!"
>"Flurry, go back to bed!", you heard her mumble, "If he wants to eat cake and ice cream in the middle of the night let him."
"No.... but that does sound good right now. But no! He's outside! He's going to do something stupid!"
>Wait... he's outside?!"
"Yes!!"
>"Why didn't you stop him?!"
"...... Personal reasons."
>"You were Jilling off weren't you?"
"How did you know?!"
