607- Newbie Dash
Written by Dave Rapp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHx3ZMQjYDw
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
How did you like the episode? How was it for Rainbow Dash to finally make it into her dream job? How's her new teammates? What's the Rainbow Dash Fanclub going to be talking about now?
>>27290823
Previous thread.
>filly
603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
New episodes promo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZohLGP2fl4
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail:Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.
609 - Saddle Row & Rec:When Rarity opens her flagship store in Manehattan, a tell-all article threatens to expose how badly her friends almost ruined the Grand Opening.
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off:Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.
611 - Flutter Brutter:When Fluttershy tries to convince her freeloading brother to move out of their parents' house, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to him and help him get over his fear of failure.
613 - Spice Up Your Life:Pinkie Pie and Rarity discover a father and daughter struggling to keep their family restaurant open, which is cause tension in their relationship.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>filly
>she could have delivered a good performance
>instead she sabotaged herself
At least that lead to them clearing the nickname misunderstanding up I guess.
>>27295217
>sugar
>spice
>everything nice
these were the ingredients twilight used to create the perfect little pony friends
>but she added an extra ingredient to the solution
Chemical Cunt
This was a horrible episode.
rainbow dash is best pony, prove me wrong
hint: you can't
>>27295209
build wall
>>27295246
>Bird Horses have Cloud bones
>Apple Horses have Apple Bones
What's next?
>>27295200
I I think the very end turned out well, if a bit quick. Seemed like the WB doing a 180 after the show performance was kinda odd and not soon after the initial hazing
>>27295268
You cannot contain the fillies.
>>27295273
Starlight has a whole star in her.
>rainbow crash
what did they mean by this?
>>27295282
neither the pedos.
>>27295260
She fucked up because she could not accept her own shortcomings.
She is still a decent pony though
>>27295299
>>27295280
I bet they didn't realize that Rainbow Crash gave Dash PTSD.
The horror
nobody will notice this missing filly
It was a subpar episode that tried to make you cringe and turn it off so you wouldn't realize that without the cringe the story wouldn't fill fifteen minutes and nothing acutually happens.
The writers should of sacked up and had Rainbow realize the team she devoted her life too were no better than the bullies that hassled her at school and quit.
why do the wonderbolts leave chemtrails.. are.. are they farting?
>>27295358
no
it's magic
Why the fuck are the Wonderbolts suddenly bullies and liars?
What purpose does that serve? Why are the Wonderbolts no longer respectable heroes?
>>27295334
>A filly! I shall steal it, AND NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
So they made her clean up the barracks, but she didn't clean up after herself when she blew up the factory?
>>27295260
She's a good pony who's constantly mistreated by bad writers.
>>27295377
CONFOUND THOSE WONDERBOLTS
>>27295280
>>27295323
Yeah, this. They thought it was just the same harmless banter everyone of them went through and didn't realize that Dash couldn't handle it because of her childhood - I mean, Crash wasn't really a bad nickname, without knowing about the flightcamp stuff her reaction to it was hard to understand.
>>27295358
it's horsebird magic
>>27295447
>you'll never have a cute mare massage your bag
>or a completely crazy mare hit on you out of nowhere
>>27295447
She even got the special eyelashes there for a while
>>27295474
Kind of weird that they only appear for a few frames and then it goes back to normal
>it's another second hand embarrassment episode
>>27295503
its just a regular Dash episode, plus now shes a wonderbolt. 7/10, deducting three points because they just followed the Dash episode formula
http://blackjrxiii.tumblr.com/post/143607208350/milf-vs-milf-let-me-try-to-keep-this-short-to-save
>>27295334
>>27295523
I want to do very lewd thing to that bird horse
>>27295540
what does she do with all these fillies?
HOW WAS THE PONISODE
WAS IT BAD
WAS IT BEB
>>27295526
Why do people like these animations. They're awful.
>>27295334
>Okay Scootaloo, here's the plan - you have to kill me.
>>27295560
I riked it
>>27295560
worth watching
>>27295560
IT WAS SHIT
>>27295560
We're beb, anon.
People like to lie about their perceptions, but their actions speak truthfully.
>>27295447
>rainbow dash turns into rarity
>begins to slut it up
WOW
O
W
>>27295564
Why do people like <your fetish>. It's awful.
>>27295591
Hey balludders are amazing
>>27295526
>it's a sfm anthro porn episode
>>27295607
HE BOUT TO DO IT
>>27295217
>>27295559
Relive the childhood she never had.
>>27295636
I've never taken off my pants quicker than this
>>27295546
Oh really?
>All those fucked up human poses
>>27295636
WHY DOES SHE WANT ME TO DO IT
>>27295580
Do you ever get tired of doomsaying?
Pegasi and earthpone episodes are always terrible.
Why can't every episode of FiM be about unicorns instead?
>>27295560
It was aight
Who >slowpoke here
>>27295679
REMOVE UNICORNS
REMOVICORNS
>>27295649
Yes. I want to lewd the Swedish Pegapony and do sexually depraved things with herand cuddle in the afterglow afterwards
>>27295679
they are the worst scum of the earth and must be exterminated. They neither farm nor control weather. The sun and moon can rise on their own. UNICORNS MUST DIE
>>27295560
wasted 30 minutes
THE SECOND HAND EMBARRASSEMENT
IT HURTS
>>27295200
>tfw Dashfag
>tfw now want an Heptasome with Dash and her 5 other self.
>>27295688
>>27295697
lmao found the butthurt earthies
>>27295687
which of them was slowpoke again?
OH CHRIST SHE'S JUST MIMICKING HER FRIENDS' PERSONALITIES
SHOOT ME
SHOOT ME NOW
THIS IS AWFUL
>>27295259
Nigga of course they'd tone it down for kidz.
I get that they nice, and people calling WB douches based on this episode are morons, but you're overracting.
>>27295677
Sorry, but I'm trying to summon a vulcano over here.
>>27295560
I liked it.
>>27295726
The worst part is that she had to go through all of them. I was hoping she'd stop at Pinkie
>>27295721
This one
>>27295745
The applejack one was cringerrific.
But then came the twilight one.
And finally, the slut.
God why did she do the slut.
>>27295771
>God why did she do the slut.
Because it was great
>>27295771
Because everyone does the slut
Why are ponies so smoochable
>>27295800
They smooch each other
>>27295798
How dare you?
Goddamn just how stupid dash is?
A fucking KID told her her plan was a bad idea.
A KID.
>>27295843
Shut up and bring the cloud into position, Scoots. This is gonna be awesome!
>>27295854
it was pretty awesome
>pinkie is a cotton candy size queen
Unf
>>27295864
not so much for her but for everyone else
>>27295843
Common sense and concern for other's safety goes out the window when Dash has an emergency
Did Dash have her criminal record expunged?
I'd figure that the destruction of a state owned asset might be a redflag in the hiring princess, but I guess not.
>>27295905
He always looks so tired.I can relate to him
It's been FIVE YEARS.
And now dash is a wonderbolt.
And twilight is the princess of friendship.
What the fuck happened to pinkie, fluttershy and applejack?
>>27295948
Fluttershy and AJ already got their dreams.
>>27295956
So did Pinkie.
>>27295948
>What the fuck happened to pinkie, fluttershy and applejack?
Neither of them had any real long term goals.
>>27295948
AJ is a pony without ambitions. If she doesn't drive the farm into bankrupcy at least once per month she is happy.
Same for Fluttershy.
Pinkie I dunno. Like she doesn't really have a dream per se other than make ponies happy.
I hope one day she opens her own bakery.
>>27295956
Cleaning bird poop and breeding?
>>27295970
Yes.
Sometimes ponies don't have to dream big.
>>27295948
Not everyone has to have big ambitious life goals
Hey pony, wanna sit on my lap and talk about whatever pops up?
>>27295948
>What the fuck happened to pinkie, fluttershy and applejack?
AJ's already living the dream
Incest all day every day
>>27295791
>>27295979
I wonder how Dash will deal with having achieved her life dream - if she's just happy about it or if she'll feel like something is missing after she put so much effort into getting into the Wonderbolts
Didn't watch the episode today. How as it? Earlier this week I jokingly said that the synopsis sounded like it was the spiritual successor to Mysterious Mare Do Well and I want to see how close that was.
>>27296020
Not close at all. The episode is fairly enjoyable, safe for one cringy scene.
Guys, Fluttershy really looks pregnant in this episode.
Like
a lot.
>>27295634
I AINT GON DO IT
>>27296020
A lot of cringey scenes, and they even bring back the RD fanclub. Most of RD's unreasonable cuntness is because of her PTSD though, so it's a little more understandable
>>27296048
>implying Fluttershy would even be emotionally capable of intercourse
>noi was in the episode
10/10
>>27296048
because she is
bulk finally put a baby in her
>>27296073
wats so great about noi
>>27296102
She's Noi.
Rainbow Dash has a fucken cool house.
>>27296102
she is a filly
fillies are great
>>27296116
hanging out at dash's
>>27296116
It's more like a fucking mansion.
I wonder if she is just loaded or if Pegasi can build their houses from clouds and thus can make them super cheap.
I'm going to bully Rainbow Crash until she cries.
How was today's big adventure?
>>27296176
What the fuck Anon? I could understand bullying her a bit to build up some frustration, but you are taking it too far.
>>27296198
It was tons of fun
>>27295200
So...that episode
We're all pretending it never happened right?
>>27296207
You can't stop me. I'm going to break the Dash.
>tfw about to have an outing as awkward as this episode
Thanks for ruining my life, Rainbow Dash
>>27296239
Bane has some nice tits
>>27296020
Literally the worst episode ever made of the show
Spike at your service part 2
>>27296242
>an outing
who the fuck cares
why should people care who you are fucking
goddamnit gays are fucking dumb
that's the same thing as "coming out" as a brony
>>27296239
I already called the police.
>>27296231
Was it really that awful?
>>27296289
It was horrific
>it's an Applejack imitation
>banjo music starts playing
Rate the season's episode so far, from best to worst.
>it's a "rainbow dash fucks everything up because the writers are retarded" episode
>>27296289
no, not really. anon just enjoys being overly dramatic
Rainbow Dash fucked up
Since this is the least pony related thread on /mlp/ are we allowed to talk about off-topic things?
Just saw the Battlefield 1 trailer, not a fan of mainstream shooters but I'm impressed.
Crash into another Saturday showing- today it's 209: The Hellcats!
https://derpy.me/MLPG3K
Which pony enjoys anal sex the ost the most?
>>27296308
i can't rate like that, but i like the season so far
>>27296340
DJ Pon Three
>>27296320
>sweaty mares and stallions
>sharing the same locker room
potential for unf
>>27296320
>unisex restrooms
lewd
>>27296294
I fucking hate that butt.
Pinkie, you're already made of cotton candy!
>>27296320
SOARIN'S GOT A BIG BUTT
>>27296375
>hate fucking
>>27296395
Considering he's a top athlete, that seems very unlikely
>>27296320
>the pony club's two blocks down
Is it just me, or is Rainbow not very bright?
>>27296458
Rainbow's very bright
>>27296458
she's mostly just incapable of accepting her own flaws and mistakes most of the time
>>27296458
She am just learns differently.
Why can't the fillies love me the way that I love fillies?
>>27296320
Fuck you
>>27296325
I assume that's a no.
>>27296490
because it's stick and wrong, anonymous
>>27296422
are you implying athletes can't have great asses
because you're dead wrong
>>27296536
>silver spoon
>holding a spoon
>>27296551
>>27296504
I haven't seen anything about it
Fillies
>>27296551
those are well trained asses, not big ones
and that guy's calves look like a nutsack
>>27296580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7nRTF2SowQ
>>27296320
>soarin the only one in the suit
I am let down
>>27296614
>EA
it's shit
>>27296624
>>27296603
The
>B-but I HATE having fun!
kills me every time
It's a shame that guy doesn't draw all that much
>>27296636
Needs more Nyx
>>27296603
What about them?
>>27296624
>>27296636
Cool, fake script excerpts
>>27296620
>getting out of his suit in a room full of naked mares
bad idea
COLTS
COLTS WITH BIG MUSKY BALLS
>>27295358
>chemtrails
Did you mean contrails, or are we about to get into a very lon and pointless argument in which you demonstrate that you're completely insane?
>>27296669
Considering it's from the same guy who posted the script for today's episode, I wouldn't be so sure.
>>27296679
Musky enough to make you crave a dick?
>>27296679
getting violated by tentacles?
>>27296678
every other pony is naked all the time
hes the odd man out
Remember, you can't drink a filly.
>>27296624
>>27296636
>Spike
What the shit? He's barely older than them.
>tfw you forgot to do an assignment
>but you are lucky and the teacher is sick
Best feeling.
>>27296680
>implying the Wonderbolts don't spray chemtrails to keep the population docile
>>27296686
anon I already crave dick by default.
>>27296689
>violating balls
How does one penetrate a ball?
>>27296695
That is racist. If Ican drink a moscow mule I'll be damned if I can't drink a filly!
>>27296693
he has two athletic mares massaging each other right next to him in that scene
>>27296695
Not without transformation magic, anyways
Feelthe fillies.Feelthem!
>>27296706
via the shaft of course.
>>27296477
you'd think she's have learned this after 6 seasons what with her friends reminding her a dozen times. So much for character development
When are Mane 6 going to visit the kids-only town of Caerfilly?
>>27296701
>you look like a baked potato
ponies with sex
>>27296719
w-why
>>27296719
The fillies are not real.
>>27296726
So you use a tentacle to enter the urethra and then what?
You penetrate the testicle?
That means skewering it with a very sharp object.
>>27296741
>>27296707
>Soarin takes off the suit
>immediately cuddled by other Pegasus Ponies
I wonder how much time and sleep he's lost because of that.
>>27296751
No one said anything about penetrating besides you.
>>27296707
Whats your point?
Ponies are naked most of the time and most of their interactions are naked, regardless of sex or situation
>>27296756
judging by the bags under his yes, every single night
>>27296761
Let me rephrase.
How do you violate a ball?
>>27296769
via the shaft
>>27296764
>Daapi is already thinking about touching the electroball again
PONIES LOVING CLOTHES
AS USUAL IN EQUESTRIA
>>27296779
I STILL DON'T FOLLOW
If you enter the shaft you just violate the urethra.
>>27296781
It is a hard thing to resist
Postdressedponies.
>>27296785
not if you go far enough
>>27296764
>Whats your point?
The joke is sex.
>>27296800
>>27296800
>>27296808
What were they thinking?
I sure hope it's not Rarity who was responsible for these.
Rainbow Dash always dresses in style.
>>27296695
You must not have a blender.
>>27296837
>>27296822
well
you know
purple
>>27296807
I can't even put into words how badly I want you to suffer.
>>27296866
... I don't hear a "no"
>>27296866
Do dermatologists hate that lavender filly, too?
>>27296887
Don't worry, people with low intelligence get angry easily. It's not your fault.
>>27296757
Is THE QUESTION settled now?
>>27296904
How euphoric.
>>27296701
Cloudsdale has been fluoridating the rainwater with mind control drugs for years.
which pony's vagina feels the best on your cock?
>>27296936
another cock
filly said "it's high noon" then popped you with a nerf dart
she's been doing this every two to three minutes
>>27296947
I second this motion
https://fuwa.se/f/jDi5TN.webm
>>27296994
http://pony.sex/lewd.webm
>>27296934
You're a princess now, how can you still have conspiracy theories?
>>27297014
if you look closely, you can see that she's not wearing her wings
>>27296981
fire back with a nerf football
>>27296986
which stallion's cock feels best on your cock?
>>27297044
Mare's
You can't buy a filly. That's illegal.
>>27297051
>mare cock on my cock
>she's obviously much bigger in comparison
u-unf
>>27296981
I'm gonna build a nerf turret
>>27297053
You can't tell me what to do, you are not my mom
>>27297058
i want to rub dicks with a motherly futa princess
Here’s a rundown of the horse’s day, per Clay’s piece. He chills in his 182-square-foot stall in a big stone barn; he eats a breakfast of grains; he spends an hour screwing a mare whose owners have paid $200,000 for the privilege; he plays outside on the 20,000-acre farm called Ashford Stud, often rolling in the mud; he enjoys a nice grooming session; he greets a steady parade of fans, 25 at a visit; he eats a lunch of bran mash; and sometime in the afternoon he screws another mare.
http://deadspin.com/a-year-later-triple-crown-winner-american-pharoah-is-j-1775319270
>>27296605
well trained asses are seen as 'big' because they have great shape to them even if they don't have mass
a trained ass is a good ass
it's important to work out more than the gluteus maximus, a stronger gluteus minimum means a better shape.
>futa
>ever
>at all
>>27297109
futa is great
i like dick, and i like women
>>27297107
it's saturday night. What the fuck is wrong with you, why aren't you completely high and drunk and talking in coherent sentences.
Pony wings are fucking weird man.
>>27297107
Draw well kept Pegasus Butts
>>27297141
simply epic
