Don't Feed After Midnight Edition
All Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!
Story Pastebin/Archived Threads:
http://pastebin.com/NjS5LgYv
Art Compilation:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0
For aspiring writers:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Steam group: >http://steamcommunity.com/groups/PraisetheSirens
Old Shattered Gem: >>27199583
First!
New thread smell.
Should i continue the Aria Rape or make a date night story with Sonata?
Boobies
>>27265900
Date night Sonata
>>27265901
Dazzling boobies are best boobies
Best pones reporting in!
>>27266008
>we will never have a spinoff show with these six
>>27266029
>tfw you will never get the Dazzlings, Sunny, Trixie, and Glimglam on the casting couch
>you won't temp them with the promise of an acting gig if they take off their shorts
>you won't stick it in Sunny's pooper
Why live
Majestic as fuck.
>>27266070
>ywn go to the movies with them
>ywn stealthily finger trixie while she gives you a stealthy handjob
>after you all leave ywn be asked by the rest of the group if you two had fun while they start giggling
>"Ooh, that's a nice round rump!"
>Turn around, and Sonata's hiding in the bushes.
>"Oh Shit! Hi Anon, how's it going!?"
>>27265900
Finish the aria rape
Is there a reason the thread doesn't have a title making it easier to find on the catalog?
>>27265855
1. Holy shit that Sonata
2. Does this thread have any good lewd?
>>27266881
Goddammit I fucked it up again. I'm very sorry.
>>27265900
more like a bullshit
>>27266919
Channeling your inner Sonata when you made the thread anon?
>>27266960
More like channeling my "I haven't slept in three days".
Couldnt find the thread until I noticed the ugly ass OP pic. Let this die and make a new one properly.
>>27265855
Thread #196 btw. For all those who might forget
>>27266969
Go take some sleep meds nigger.
>>27267254
No
>>27267277
>Go take some sleep meds nigger.
They don't work as well as the used to.
Save them
>>27267524
>tfw you will never be why she goes through a case of leggings a week
Yandagio anyone?
>>27266070
>you won't stick it in Sunny's pooper
>You are anon, ex-classmate to Big Mac
>Back in school you used to be the only kid not to tease him
>You weren't chums, at least from your perspective, but he seems to be more appreciative of your friendship than you thought
>Which is why he is helping you in your time of need
>A few weeks ago
>You are sitting in an internet cafe with Big Mac and playing a Lan game
>He doesn't talk much, so you have to talk for both
"...Okay and then I -FUCK YOU NOOB!- I browsed the channel for more Jordie Shore best of and I came across some -STOP HOGGING THE FUCKING X-WING!- some brit show about how tourists go to those islands and they fuck and drink and vomit and fuck eachother in the middle of the street. Awesome right?-AND I'M YOUR FATHER!- Fuck what was I saying?"
>"Awesome, right?"
"Yeah yeah. Awesome right? I fucking want that because chicks here are so fucking tightassed. Here watch."
>You turn to one of the girls working there
>A sweet-looking girl with a toothpaste ponytail and blue skin
"Hey. You look cute. What are you doing tonight?"
>Another girl, maybe her sister, with pigtails punches the wall
>"Hey, motormouth! Do you want me to throw you out or something? Eyes on the screen. *Grumblegrumblebaka*..."
>You turn to Big Mac
"See? Straight outta catholic school. Man I wish I had the capital to go fuck them tourists. The chicks. No homo."
>"Whah nawt come work in the orchard? We could use sum help, plus it's good excercise."
"Really dude? Thanks! -AREN'T YOU A LITTLE GAY TO BE A STORMTROOPER?-"
>Back to today
>Tonight, actually. It's night
>The Apples insisted you stay with them
>Probably so you'll be available as soon as they wake you up
>At least there's an unlocked wifi nearby
>You throw your jacket over your shoulders, put on a pair of gloves and lower your hood
>You're not bothered by cold as much as mosquitoes
>The fields are lousy with them
>You go out
>>27267906
>The air is cold and humid
>The gravel crunches as you walk on it
>You go to your ordinary spot away from the lamps
>They attract clouds of bugs
>You take out your cellphone and browse various pages while you wait for various downloads to finish
>Some time later you're finally sick of shaking your head to shoo mosquitoes and decide to leave
>That's when you notice a feint light coming from the barn window
>You decide to investigate
>It could be Applebloom or it could be some thief
>No time to wake the Apples up
>You pick up a shovel on you way to the barn
>You creep to the door as quietly as you can
>You strain your ears to hear who might be inside
>You hear...You hear the very familiar sounds of gooey flesh and soft moaning
>Also...horse sounds?
>Someone is porking in the horse house!
>Bro code dictates that a man shouldn't interrupt another man's fuck if it doesn't affect him, but you can't help your curiosity
>Plus at least one of the people involved is sure to be an Apple
>You burst in trying to be as intimidating as you can
"What's going on here!" you roar in fake outrage as you hit the light switch
>Joke's on you though, as the sight you see intimidates you instead
>Two pairs of eyes are on you
>One human, the other equine
>There a bitch under the friggin' horse taking it up the ass!
>All three of you freeze instantly and look at eachother with eyes wide open
>Then the horse resumes it's pumping
>Your eyes meet those of the shocked girl as she's being plowed
>You feel akward and confused inside, but also...intrigued?
>You pull out your cellphone and start recording the scene
>"No!" says the bacon-haired girl
>She tries to crawl out from under the horse, pushing it away with one hand while pulling her pants up with the other
>The horse doesn't like that and it tries to pin down and reenter her
>You record everything laughing all the while
>The girl finally gets back on her feet
>"Stop laughing! And stop recording!"
>>27267935
>You both hear footsteps on the gravel outside
>The girl ducks behind a haystack just in time
>Big Mac enters the barn
>"What happened? Ah heard yelling."
"Y-yeah...that was me. I was out and I said-I thought I should check on Chestnut. He is fine!"
>You're not fooling anybody
>Big Mac looks at the horse, then back at you
>He walks away without saying a word
>You sigh in relief
>You turn to look at the horse
"Oh god damn..."
>The horse's glistenning cock is still out and dripping a drop of cum
>You cover your red face with both hands
"I'm never coming back here...I need to move to a new town...Country even..."
>"Is it safe? Is he gone?" asks the girl from behind the haystack
"Yeah. He is gone."
>She gets out of cover and vanishes into the night as fast as her grasshopper legs allow her
"Who was that chick, anyway? Hey Chestnut, who was she?"
>The horse just looks at you
"I can't believe the fucking horse gets more girls than I do..."
>You sigh
"Welp, at least I'm not intended for a gelding or whatever it's called."
>The next day you ask AJ if she knows of any girls that look like the one from last night, but without the horsefucking part
>She tells you that she's 100% certain that you're talking about her good friend Sunset Shimmer
>She happily gives you her e-mail account, along with her phone number even though you didn't ask for it
>You email Sunset the video from last night and text her to check her email
>Sunset comes to the farm after an hour or so
>She chats with AJ for a couple minutes
>AJ points her to your direction
>Sunset comes to you, grabs you by the wrist and leads you away to where you can talk in private
>>27267906
I totally consider horsefucker Sunny canon.
>>27267959
>"What do you want?"
"What?"
>"I said. What do you want."
"Umm. Sex?"
>Sunset shrinks away from you with an angry look in her face
>"This is why you covered me last night?"
"What? What does that have to do with anything?"
>"You covered me just so you can blackmail me!"
"Dude. I covered you because I felt it was the right thing to do."
>"Then why are you blackmailing me?"
"Because I'm not!"
>"Then why did you tell me you want to have sex?"
"Are you dense? You asked me what I wanted! I'm working here to raise money to go fuck people in another country! Chicks. No homo."
>"...That's stupid."
"And what are you going to buy with you savings? A pony?"
>Awkward silence
>"So umm...why did you sent me that video?"
"I thought you might want to shlick to it. I figured it's easier and safer than coming here in the middle of the night for your fix."
>"That's...weird and oddly considerate. Thanks. So you weren't upset?"
"Nah. I browse 4chan. I thought it was kinda hot actually. You know we can be friends if you want. I can help you."
>Sunset's face lights up with a wide smile
>"Friends you say?"
Epilogue
Anon started recording Sunset's every horsefuck. Eventually she opened up and told him about her pony nature. They came close and became a kinky couple, like your average german husband and wife. However anon never got to put his weiner or tongue in Sunny's asshole. It was loose and frequently stuffed full of horsecock. The end.
>>27267971
sauce?
>>27268015
Its in the filename
>>27267980
Another heartwarming story about people coming together and fucking horses. Well done Sal.
>>27268015
Phathusa. She also made this god-tier pic.
https://derpibooru.org/1069381?scope=scpec09ac82670dadd29f4aa5827977e916f79c13da6
>>27268038
god bless you anon
>>27267344
>this pic. every time.
M-my heart.
>>27268038
the music video for that song is so weird
>>27267344
>CAN'T WAKE UP
>>27267442
"Now kiss"
>>27267344
That would make an awesome game over pic for the game.
"This is all your fault player, look at what you done".
>>27267697
I support yandagio
>>27268574
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdYZs8mtHQA
>>27268062
I'm doing my part.Service guarantees citizenship.
>>27268022
Thanks mate. I guess I'm the local equivalent to Zone-tan.
>>27267971
Same here. She's a horse after all. My headcanon is that she only does anal with horses because
a) she's afraid of getting pregnant
b) she does want to have her vagoo torn
Meanwhile her condomed BF is welcome to try either hole as long as he is loving and understands her needs.
>>27268338
I've no idea what song it is. Got a link?
>>27265408
>tfw laughter is the single most important thing in my life
>tfw the army fucked up my respiratory
If I laugh hard then I get a bad cough for the following days. And when I say cough, I mean COUGH. Also my throat "spasms" like when you throw up, and I cough up some sort of snot blobs.
I have a metalic sensation in my throat while this lasts.
>>27262741
Yep, that's it. Thank you.
Damn, can't into e-purchases. I'd look for a free download but I doubt I'd find it.
Plus it wouldn't sit well with me. Pirating overpriced stuff produced by cockmonger companies is one thing, but little guys like artists? Nah.
Except for Slugbox's mlp humanized porn booklet. The content was barely worth a few pennies.
>>27268574
>Implying they wouldn't sell anon's organs in the black market to make up for his costly mistakes
>>27268655
>Except for Slugbox's mlp humanized porn booklet. The content was barely worth a few pennies.
oh snap. Was it that bad?
>>27265855
>that opening picture
>>27268652
Pefect.
>>27268655
Sounds plasusible but they have no power without their gem how would they convince anon?
Also sorta related, been messing around with design doll, might use it to do postions for the other r34 scenes.
>>27268686
Generic anime hair, but i'll probably just model some sonata/aria hair on top (or maybe skip it and just draw it on top anyway when i do the loops in 2d).
>>27268655
Search bubble butt song. It's truly awful.
>>27268708
could barely concentrate on the music. too wtf at the video
>>27268809
Why I didn't link it. Didn't have the heart to pull the trigger for you, but I could leave the gun there for you to do it to yourself.
>>27268673
People often complain about how Slugbox paints shine effects that make his characters look like slimegirls. This doesn't bother me aesthetically, but it's a dress up to distract the eye. After looking past the various dress ups, I felt the quality of his sketches and colouring wasn't good.
In addition, apart from Vinyl who is the cover girl, Slugbox used stock poses and simplistic outfits. It gave me the impression that he didn't care.
>>27268686
>convince
Convince? Why? They are people-eating temptresses who pin the blame for their situation on anon. They wouldn't bother to get his permission. They'd probably drug him.
Personally I always found sex-related bad endings in hentai games disturbing (but in a good way) so I'd go for one if I were you.
>The Dazzlings drug anon during a dinner
>He falls down
>Yandere-eyed Adagio explains to him that he ruined them, that they drugged him, and that they will sell his organs
>The Dazzlings start undressing
>"There's only one complication. You see, the drug may have robbed you of your motor skills (functions?) but it won't kill you until it's spread throughout your bloodstream. It might take a while, so we're going to make your heart beat faster..."
>Closeup to Adagio's evil grin. Probably with faint canine teeth outlines
>Anon tries to mumble to the naked demon girls to stay away from him
>Final sex scene where everything goes black in the end
It'd be even more interesting if the game started with anon opening his eyes.
>design doll
I need to know more about this sorcery! Is it a full 3D modeling program? Does it support textures?
Btw, are you covered on the minigame ideas? I have a few more.
>>27268708
Goodness, that video...The song was bleh though.
>>27268655
>can't into e-purchases
I might try to buy it if the website can into murican money.
>>27269536
Could always use more mini game ideas, we got 12 so far.
Designdoll is like a poser thing, but you can import models/objects and pin it to stuff, and it has a basic coloring ability.
>>27269536
I know. I saw the tentacle hoses and thought, "fuck yeah, this is my fetish" but then their butts exploded and that is not my fetish.
>>27269683
>>27267524
http://i.imgur.com/x6wQ8Qy.png
Enjoy
>>27269536
"Your organs are now forfeit, minion."
Had a girl start calling me her minion after I did something that impressed her. Pretty sure that was the exact point she decided she'd fuck me. Fun dorky cam girl that builds fuck bots.
>>27269788
"Yes... help..."
>Adagio suddenly stands up and laughs maniacally
"MWAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA!"
>Looks around.
"What?"
>>27269735
I don't know why, but I really fucking like this. Probably the AiW fangirl in me fucking with shit again. Any more AiW/Dazzles stuff?
>>27269775
>Gummby with a wig
I did a thing forsuper secret writefag Dimir board on infinichanand figured you guys might like it. So here, take some shit. http://pastebin.com/vz9nX68V
Now to go back to being a lazy shit
>>27269788
I like this alternate world, is there more of it?
>>27269862
>tfw you will never a Adagigumbio
Forever sad
>>27269570
One reason why I don't use credit cards is that companies tend to share their clients' data. My father got a credit card once and shortly after every other company started calling us to advertise their crap. Keep in mind that we were paying to not have our phone number on the phonebook.
And another reason (which covers PayPal and the like) is that I'd end up impulse-buying a bunch of crap from my childhood and I'd become Rusty Brown.
And let's not forget commisions. Lots and lots of commisions.
>>27269586
I'm gonna have to look into it then.
Okay, minigame idea. Arm wrestling. A buttom masher where anon arm wrestles Aria.
Another minigame idea. Leg wrestling. A button masher where anon leg wrestles Sonata.
Another minigame idea. Staring contest. A button masher where anon and Adagio are locked into a staring contest.
Another minigame idea. Inventory puzzle. Think of it like stuffing loot in your chest in Diablo 2. The player is given a number of items and a space that he has to fit them all in. The catch is that there are dead squares here and there in the available space, forcing the player to find just the right item placement.
>>27269597
I thought it was funny. Like they made fun of themselves for having such low budget.
>>27269713
Do tell.
>>27268686
>>27268696
That's looking nice.
>>27270050
She was staying over while she was doing a world tour. Super duper non-traditional anti Cis lesbian variant. Cool girl, just letting me know she wasn't interested. We basically went on a string of adventures, jumping fences, climbing volcanoes, and breaking into WWII era ruins. I'm kind of an odd guy. I look a little small and dorky, but I'm actually really athletic. We actually marched through a blizzard on one of the volcanoes. I think the fact that I had entire shelves dedicated to different varieties of tea also impressed her, along with the pony thing. And my anarchistic tendencies. Pretty sure I am still the only guy she's had sex with.
>>27269958
Gtpone is slow and boring as shit
>>27269855
>Fangirl
>girl
>a girl in my dazzlings thread.
you dont say?
>>27270637
Did you forget that BG9 is also a girl?
>>27270660
And Wee. And I think there are one or two others.
Still wondering if
>>27245102
>>27246085
from last thread really means what it seems to be implying. Cause crazy fangrills... kinda hot.
>>27270731
Dazzle thread usually has the least amount of autists to scare them away so we likely have the most girls lurking. Pretty much the most normalfag place on /mlp.
>>27270875
>Pretty much the most normalfag place on /mlp/
>not Anon's Pie Quest
That thread is overflowing with normies.
>>27270904
I wanna kiss the chicken. But anywho, this general DOES seem to be a little less sperg-ey than some others.
>>27270904
>you will never protect their smiles.JPEG
I only really follow this and age difference, with occasional dips into Scilight. There was a pet anon one I also wrote for that I liked too.
>>27270962
And it doesn't posses the level of faggotry Fingerbang does
>>27270660
WHAT NO I DIDN'T
ive been liking a womens stories?
A womens?!
This is worse then that time i found out the author of the outsiders was a chick ;~;
>>27271020
hey, don't talk shit about fingerbang.
>>27270962
so we could say the dazzlings are kind of like a gateway drug of sorts?
>>27271244
You're right, it's rude to speak ill of the dead.
>>27266126
"Have you heard of the Lonesome Loser?"
>>27271251
Yeah, actually. This shit is the first thread I popped into, and the first thread I wrote green for. You fuckers cursed me to this life.
>dad-anon with Dazzle daughters
>Aria wants to go shopping for the upcoming Spring dance
>she wants a nice dress
>you just hope it's not expensive
>...
"Alright, we're here."
>"Finally."
"I'm gonna drop you off at the entrance while I find a parking spot. Stay out of trouble while you are in there."
>"Yeah, yeah." Aria said in an uncaring tone while waving her hand
>she goes into the mall as you you turn to the parking lot
>even for a Wednesday afternoon, this place is packed
>you spent 15 minutes driving in circles trying to find an empty spot
>finally you found one in the mid section and the best part is that it's nearer to the mall
>what a nice find
>you walk inside the mall and looked for the dress store
>the moment you found it you saw Aria at the window
>she was trying a dress on
>huh, her hair is down
>she was wearing a lavender dress
>and it looked like there were tiny stars on the bottom
>it looked very cute on her
>she was looking at the mirror and smiled
>for a moment she looked a princess
>a rare sight to behold
>she then spun around happily while still looking at the mirror
>she eventually noticed you were watching mid-spin and ran to the window
>"STOP LOOKING JERKOFF!" She yelled with embarrassment
>you tried not to laugh
>Aria started bang on the window in frustration
>oh crap, better get in there before you pay for more than the dress
>...
>>27271271
The song?
>>27271519
Yes
For some reason, I imagine Aria and Sonata singing that song to Adagio every time I see that art
I still don't know why.
>>27272010
Bretty cute
>>27272010
10/10would drown toddlers
So, who is ready for somethinghorrible?
>Be Anon, military scientist
>You were in charge of doing experiments that benefited the army.
>But when you were not in charge with doing anything, you go and do home projects, in your home.
>In the dark wet basement, with a new experiment sketched in the ground.
>And test subjects in their cages.
>One was just an animal, a plain ordinary dog.
>The other, a blue and naive human girl with a power source that could make this experiment happen!
>You were going to discover a way to usetransmutation circles to create hybrid soldiers!
>You need to test it first before showing it off to the generals first. It has to be PERFECTIf you guys are curious, than let me know and I will continue.
>>27272178
DO IT FAGGOT NO BALLS
>>27272178
>see FMA ref
>inb4 BG9
>>27272194
fuck... nevermind.
>>27272178
Let's play Edward
>>27269971http://nekojackun.deviantart.com/gallery/56018601/The-Worst-Comic
Here you go. His art's pretty good, and you're bound to recognize some of it, though he has trouble with English as it isn't his first language.Be warned that everything about his OC 'Red' is Sasuke-level cringy.
>>27270050
>slightly lewd minigames
oh yesssss.
>>27270904
>>27270965
hnggggggggggg
>>27272844
https://derpibooru.org/978788
https://0bluse.deviantart.com/art/MLP-Play-548057944
>>27272911
Good stuff there sir!
>>27272911
>https://derpibooru.org/978788
>that aria line
perfect.
Any Cult of Skaro fans here?
Well, I promised it so here it is. Make a Mistake continues once again.
>”Why hello there, Anopsia!”
>That nasally, intimate laughter.
>That controlled way of breathing that exists simply to show off her control.
>That mix of affection for a friend and disdain for a stranger her tone contains.
>It's all so familiar...
>... And all so infuriating.
“Goddammit, Strangelove.”
>You rub your temples in futile effort to not blow up.
>You fail miserably.
"Jesus H-Bomb To Start Another World War Christ! I'm not gonna listen to your word-games right now, Strangelove! And neither am I a defect in visual field of a person! Was that just a lame way to call me blind!?"
>You also fail to not get tangled in her wordplay.
>You feel so cheap.
>Cheap like third-rate Chinese copy sold in a flea market.
>"B-but, you call me Straightlove..."
"Don't make me sound like a bigot!"
>"And thus, here we are."
"Don't ignore me!"
>"A bus; there we are!"
"I'm pretty sure you and I are not using public transportation services right now! Could you please get your act together, Strangelove!?"
>Judging from the pitying looks all the people around you are giving you, you look just as pathetic as you sound.
>No, perhaps a bit more.
>To yell at a phone after such a climactic battle scene... it feels you're kicking the corpse of tension.
>Tension that Southpaw and her stupid ringtone already killed.
>"Well well, now that the greetings are out of the way..."
>Strangelove coughs as if nothing had happened.
>"It seems that I managed to catch you at a bad time? Or perhaps you could say my call came at the very right time?"
>You roll your shoulders as you answer. They feel like they're permanently stuck on battle-mode.
"More of the latter. Your timely intervention through Sweden's only musical gift to the world... well, besides Kent... managed to save all our hides and prevent a lot of property damage."
>>27273138
>"Ah. Her taste in music still hasn't changed, has it? Vile woman, in all the right ways."
>You glance at Southpaw, who's eyeing up Aria.
>Both the Siren and the woman-in-red have stood down for now.
>There's no longer looming sense of doom in the air.
>That being said, you're still not sure you're out of the shark-infested waters.
>The only thing you can do is cling to the lifering that's taken the shape of your mysterious neighbor and hope for the best.
"I take it you know her, then?"
>You stare deep into those felines eyes of Southpaw.
>She glances at you for a moment.
>You no longer feel fear, but neither are you calm.
>She's so infused with magic of the other world she might as well be toxic.
>"You could say that, but only you and no one else. Anyone other who has seen us interact would classify it as a relationship that has far more to do with 'hating' than 'knowing'. Even a scientist like me is capable of baseless hatred. Baseless emotion, yet base emotion. Funny, right?"
>She chuckles again, the line cracking her voice a bit.
>It's not really funny.
>Or it could be, but you're a bit too tired to be laughing.
>A lot has been happening lately.
"Can you get to the point, Strangelove? Sorry, but I've been through a lot today. Do you know her?"
>"Well, I suppose I also know her. I'm much too of a researcher to hate something I know nothing about. Like I said, she's a vile woman."
>You can almost hear the venom seep into Strangelove's tone.
>"But not in the current sense. She's vile in the original, latin sense of the word. She's worthless. Common. Base. Just like that base emotion of hatred I talked about."
>Something about the way she puts it makes you shiver.
>"Unfortunately, something base is something low in position. In other words, it's the foundation in which we build everything else."
>>27269855
L O N D O N
man how come you dazzlefags get the good content creators but best dazzle gets no love
>>27273139
>Vitriol is something rarely heard from the mouth of this scientist.
>"Base is something simple. Simple is something primal. Primal is something which precedes it all. Ergo, progenitor."
>Your breath catches in your throat.
>She can’t possibly mean...?
>”Yes. That woman you see before you, that Southpaw, that Hell-in-Crimson, is one of the leading witches back in the other world… and the one who brought magic, for the first time, into this world.”
>Something wavers in the air.
>Perhaps it’s your vision under the weight of this new knowledge.
>Perhaps it’s a newfound respect.
>Perhaps it’s fear.
>”Thanks to my research into the subject, I’ve been running afoul her every now and then. Like many creatures banished from that other dimension, she ended up in ours with fraction of her powers. The only thing that’s helping her recovery is that poison she drinks.”
>Poison?
>She means Striga Soda.
>That foul-smelling, rotten-berry-like soda she’s so fond of.
>”Striga, in other words, witchweed. A parasitic plant that’s a major cause of crop losses down in Africa. A basic plant which relies upon the lifeforce of others, now relied upon by her to provide her with magical force. It’s a case of predator preying upon a predator, you could say.”
>In other words, Southpaw relies upon that soda.
>Take it away from her, you take away her power.
>That would be the logical conclusion.
>But frankly, you’re having hard time being logical as you stare at your female-clone that’s currently at her side, nursing her nose.
“So, what? She’s a super powerful witch. Does that mean she’s responsible for, well, you know what?”
>For a moment, you blink.
>For a moment, you see black.
>For a moment, you see that darkness that almost swallowed up you and Sonata.
>It’s a sickening feeling.
>”Oh, you mean the E. Cross? Nope. At least, I don’t think she is. She maybe a witch but she hardly has access to superimposed physical systems.”
>>27273151
>You breathe a sigh of relief.
>At the very least, you’re not confronting that nightmare again.
>Instead it’s just some other magical wackjob that seems to have popped up in this city.
“And that thing with her? The one that… the one that looks like me? Except with boobs?”
>You hear Strangelove snort loudly out of amusement.
>”S-sorry about that. Didn’t mean have you hear that.”
“What, so you were gonna laugh anyway?”
>”Why of course. In any case, that’s her assistant, slave, minion… whatever you want to call it. At the very core, it’s just a collection of malleable cells under absolute control of the mind, making it capable of taking any form it wants, male or female.”
>Strangelove’s voice sounds oddly bitter as she continues.
>Like she just bit into a lemon.
>”Rapid Emulation Polymorph, my mother called it. I just shortened it as ‘Rep’.”
>Ouch.
>That was bonafide childhood angst seeping through her words there.
>And it wasn’t hard to reason why.
>If Strangelove had been close enough with the thing to give it pet names, it hanging out with Southpaw now must be a sore point.
>You realize it’s best not to delve too deeply into that Quaker-Oats-can-of-worms.
“Alright. So… what should we do? Just a minute or so ago, Southpaw and Aria here were about to tear down the whole neighborhood. How am I supposed to defuse this situation?”
>”Oh, don’t worry about that. I already did it for you. Even that witch is not exempt from some rules of this world, most of which involve revealing existence of things supernatural to the general public.”
>You can just imagine the smug look on Strangelove’s face.
>Well, you could if you knew what she looked like.
“Wait, really? So, erhm… what did you want to talk with me about? Just say hi? You know we’re meeting tonight, right?”
>>27273155
>”I know, I know. But there’s a little change in plans, and since I couldn’t reach you, I figured I’d give her a call and save your skin while I was at it. Oh, and remember to mention me this tonight when we meet. Otherwise I’ll forget.”
>Huh?
>What did she mean by that?
>And was it just you, or was Strangelove always… weirder than usual when on the phone?
“Ooookay. I’ll remind you tonight. Anyways, change in plans? What do you mean with that?”
>”Simple. My six friends… hum, ‘assistants’ sounds better… yes, my six assistants are currently running some errands for me in town. I was supposed to meet them in ten minutes or so near the school. Could you go and tell them to meet me at my apartment? I want all of you people here at the same time.”
“Wait… can’t you just give them a call or something? Why do I have to run errands for you?”
>Strangelove clicks her tongue.
>”Other than saving your hide?”
“Okay, fair point.”
>”Well, I’m betting they have quite a lot of stuff to bring here, and with none of those girls having a license, they’re probably hauling them on foot.”
>For a moment, Strangelove’s voice dips into a pool of honey and sarcasm.
>”And a gentleman like you would *never* leave girls in such trouble… would he?”
>You can only sigh in defeat.
>It’s not easy arguing with Strangelove.
>Even less so when there’s something she wants.
“Fine, I’ll go meet them. I guess I can see it as a payment for saving my ass here. Still, you drive a hard bargain, you know?”
>Strangelove chuckles.
>”That’s me. Nothing but coffee, science and sarcasm to keep me going. And can you believe people used to call me awkward?”
>You gasp in mock-surprise.
“No! Really?”
>”Yes! Really really!”
“And yet here you are, having graduated from awkward to just plain ol’ weird!”
>You both laugh at that.
>It’s a tired laugh between two people who are way past being amused by such jokes.
Oh my gosh yes! Make a mistake is back!
>>27273158
>”In any case, I’ll see you in couple of hours, Anonymous. Take care.”
>You smile, despite her not being able to see it.
“Yeah. You too, Strangelove.”
>You shut the phone and throw it at Southpaw, who catches it nimbly.
>Odd silence falls upon the street.
>At some point, all the eyes fell upon you.
>To be completely honest, it’s sort of embarrassing.
“So… Strangelove said she sorted out this whole battle thing. Is that right?”
>You raise an eyebrow at Southpaw, who rolls her eyes.
>”Yeah, yeah. Ya can stop growlin’ at me, Melior. Ain’cha got anything better to do, like ogle Tiger Daddy-O here some more?”
>Southpaw’s juvenile cackle is almost enough to make Aria fly into rage again, but you put your hand on her shoulder.
>Instead she chooses to just look sullen and pouts.
>A look that’s surprisingly endearing, coming from someone like her.
“And you’re just gonna do as she tells you?”
>You’re glad if that’s the case, but somehow it’s a bit hard to believe.
>Southpaw just shrugs in response.
>”No way I’m gonna risk gettin’ screeched more by that Space Cadet. Ya and I are gonna settle this peacefully, savvy?”
“Fine with me. I think we’ve caused enough commotion as it is.”
>You all glance around the area.
>Glass, concrete and steel are all victims in a hundred meter radius around the battlezone.
>Police are probably gonna show up at any minute now.
>”Fair point, Tiger Daddy-O. It’s good that at least one of ya has a head on his shoulders.”
>A meaningful glance towards Aria and Glimmer almost restarts the whole fight.
>Thankfully you manage to hold the girls back.
“Easy. We don’t need more trouble right now.”
>Aria is practically grinding her own teeth to dust.
>”That bitch *hurt* you Roadie! I’m not gonna let her-”
“I’m fine, Aria. But thanks.”
>You try to offer Deep Purple your most reassuring smile, and that seems to pay off.
>She calms down.
>>27273165
>Still… it’s kind of humbling.
>Aria’s that angry at Southpaw because of you.
>You.
>The guy she slapped less than two months ago.
“...”
>You’re suddenly very conscious of your hand on her slender shoulder.
>A fact that does not go unnoticed by certain Starlight Glimmer.
>”Oh? And here I was under the impression that this young man was not spoken for. At least that’s one of the perks Trixie mentioned to me.”
>Letting go of Aria like she was hot coals, you turn your accusing glare at the mage, who giggles.
“Don’t get any ideas, Starchild. Aria and I aren’t that way.”
>”Oh? Then should I take your hand as some sort of suggestion?”
>For a moment, you’re confused.
>Then you remember that Purple Stuff wasn’t the only one you had to push back after Southpaw’s agitation.
>Thus, you find your traitorous arm safely parked between Starlight Glimmer’s breasts as if it was the most natural thing in the world.
“Motherfucker-!”
>If your retreat from Aria was fast, this is instantaneous.
>For a moment, you’re sure that divine retribution is about to follow.
>Hell hath no fury like woman scorned, and all that.
>Instead, you hear both Aria and Glimmer cackling like couple of idiots.
>”You were right, Aria! He has the most hilarious reactions!”
>”I know, right? Roadie’s Grade A comedy material!”
>You turn your deadpan stare at them with little effect.
>The two of them are too busy mimicking your escapades of few seconds ago.
>Seeing that you lost the respect of your comrades-in-arms, you turn to Southpaw.
>Goddammit, even he’s snickering.
“You wanna say something, Cruella?”
>”Oh, nothing. Just thought yer keepin’ some interesting company, that’s all.”
“Oh screw you too. You’re travelling with a goddamn andalite here.”
>Your female clone cocks an eyebrow at you.
>”What? You offering a cinnamon bun, White-Gold Stripes?”
>It’s like talking with yourself.
>Dreadful.
>>27273168
“Anyways, if we’re not gonna fight, shouldn’t we split? I doubt any of us wants to face the cops.”
>Southpaw nods.
>”Not a bad idea, Tiger Daddy-O. It’s a shame to cut this meeting so short, but what can ya do? This world ain’t ready for clash of titans like this.”
>She gestures towards the group around you.
>You have to admit, she’s probably right.
>Just about everyone here is a fighter of some sort.
>Well, except for Trixie, who’s hiding behind Gilda at the moment.
>Aria and Glimmer, Gilda and Limestone, Dust and Kiddy Duo next to you.
>They’ve all proven they’re willing to get their hands dirty if need be.
>”Still, would love to chat with ya some more. Tell ya what, the next time we meet, I’ll treat ya to some Korean BBQ. We can talk while eatin’ proper meat.”
>Southpaw winks at you, though not in a friendly way.
>It’s a gesture that promises more than a fair share of troubles in the future.
>You’re not looking forward to this meeting.
>Even if it involves a ton of grilled meat.
>”A’ight, we’re gonna go then. Catch ya later, Tiger Daddy-O.”
>As the lot of you watch, Southpaw turns around in a flurry of her crimson coat.
>Your clone, the one that Strangelove referred to as Rep, finger guns at you like some sort of Soviet double-agent and follows her.
>It’s a surreal sight, watching the two of them melt into the blood-red sunset slicing the horizon.
>They don’t walk fast, but they disappear into that bleeding color that fills your eyes completely, swallowing them up and painting the back of your brain.
>You’re eventually woken up from your stupor by Aria nudging you with her elbow.
>”Roadie? We should get going too.”
“Right.”
>You motion to everyone, and together you hastely scamper away from the crime scene.
>That’s one convenience store you can never return to.
>Not that you needed to.
>They sold absolute rubbish when it came to beer.
>>27273173
>Not long after that, you’re all back to the park where you parked your car.
>You fish out a cigarette while others get ready to leave, and light it up.
>Honestly, you wanted to go on a binge after what you experienced, but you needed to keep strong facade.
>Sure enough, that experience with the darkness that you shared with Sonata… it was terrifying.
>But at the same time, it was totally alien.
>Something you could not quantify or put into words. Therefore, you had hard time thinking back to it.
>But this? You were face-to-face with a magical maniac just a few minutes ago.
>One that had wanted to do all sorts of awful things to your brain, or so it seemed.
>When she left, Southpaw did act all civilized, but her eyes never betrayed her predatory nature.
>A danger with a face was always easier to relate to than one without.
>But right now, you didn’t want to relate to this particular danger.
>You got far too many problems to deal with already.
>Throwing in a witch and her shapeshifting minion was too much.
>”I guess we got an answer to one question, Roadie.”
>Aria comments this as she sits next to you, stretching like a cat.
>Her right cheek is showing the signs of a growing bruise.
“Oh?”
>That’s all you can say.
>”Remember how some people had spotted you skulking around the city at dark? It must’ve been that minion of Southpaw.”
>Oh. Right.
>Sonata did mention something like that, didn’t she? Days ago.
>But that just begs another question.
>Why did the minion want to look like you to begin with?
>”Err… Roadie? You okay?”
>Aria directs her surprisingly worried face towards you.
>Despite her tough-as-nails exterior, she could pick up on subtle cues quite easily.
>Or perhaps it was just because of that.
“I… suppose not. Hell of a lot of crazy stuff going on. Every day just seems more bizarre than the last.”
>>27273176
>Aria looks downcast, grasping her own arms for support.
>”That might be our fault, yeah. Like, Adagio has this theory. She says that eventually, bizarre attracts more bizarre. So when you started hanging out with us, you got into the line of fire or something.”
>It does make some sense.
>Before you met the Dazzlings, you couldn’t even begin to imagine getting caught up stuff like this.
>Magic?
>Other worlds?
>Beings that claim to be fish-horses yet look like your regular teenage girls?
>Endless darkness and a witch with a shapeshifting companion?
>It sounded like something out of a trashy fantasy novel.
>Except you were its protagonist, and the novelty was wearing thin.
>Still…
“Nah. Just look at the school we’re in. CHS seems like a magnet for all things supernatural.”
>You flash a tired grin at Aria.
“So with you or without you, I’d be part of it whether I want it or not. At least this way, I get to brave this storm with friends.”
>That seems to take Aria by surprise.
>She stares right up at you, those mulberry eyes full of something you can’t quite grasp.
>It’s a bit late, but somehow you’re only now realizing how much taller you are than Aria.
>Even Sonata is shorter than you. Adagio is like a midget. But Aria…
>Her presence was always so powerful she seemed to tower above you.
>But now, as she looks up at you with her lips slightly parted and breath stuck somewhere in the back of her throat…
>She looks shorter.
>Yet far closer to you than she’s ever been.
>Close enough to reach out and-
>”Roadie?”
“Yeah?”
>You snap out of that stupor.
>The moment’s gone, just like that.
>Whatever odd magic took hold of you there and fogged up your mind is gone now.
>Instead, it’s replaced by Aria’s cheeky grin as she elbows you gently to the ribs.
>”Thanks. And, like, I mean. We all appreciate you being in this with us, right in the middle of this insanity.”
“Don’t mention it.”
>>27273187
>Journey to CHS doesn’t take long, even with the lot of you.
>On the trip there, you get introduced formally to the new members of the team.
>Starlight Glimmer is a student of a nearby high school of Crystal Prep.
>Straight-A student, she’s something of a child prodigy.
>Only problem is that she’s devoted her life to occult research, citing a ‘childhood trauma’ as the reason.
>No reason to dig there more than you have to.
>Still, her knowledge about the supernatural seems to be why she knows Trixie, who’s an amateur researcher on the subject herself.
>The pipsqueak duo that came with her are Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.
>A former queen bee of the freshmen and her yes-man.
>The former had been overthrown when she lost the class president race to some other student.
>Apparently this was because of a trio known as ‘Crusaders’.
>Instead of an influx in Deus Vult, it was a group consisting of three other freshmen.
>Two were little sisters to Heart of Dixie and Cosmopolitan.
>Third was a ring rat of California Games.
>Diamond Tiara went on and on about how the three had cheated her out of her victory.
>Silver Spoon, though, told with a hushed voice that Tiara had just been too proud to admit her mistakes.
>She had been a big time bully, apparently. Tiara even lashed out at Silver Spoon in the end.
>But now, a big emotional breakdown later, the two had somehow patched their friendship and were ready to begin again.
>Still by their own rules, not ones shoved to them by someone else.
>Hence why they were here.
>They had heard how the Dazzlings and you operated, and wanted to be a part of the group.
>Funny thing, people apparently counted you as part of the Dazzlings now.
>Well, funny until they start calling you ‘Anon Razzle’ or something.
>At that point, heads will fly.
>>27273192
>”And *then*, Anon, I told those three idiots to keep their pity, because I’d get some real friends! Hah! You should’ve seen their faces when I told them about you!”
>Diamond Tiara, unsurprisingly, is still talking your ear off when you steer to the parking lot of CHS.
>It’s sort of endearing, in a grating kind of way.
>A bit like Trixie, in fact.
>”They had the *gall* to act like you were some sort of criminal! The nerve! I should’ve slapped the taste out of their-”
“You know, I was actually in juvie.”
>”W-well, still. It’s rude, right? Whatever you did is in the past now, right? So they should leave well enough alone and judge you by what you do now.”
“I think I shoved a guy into a locker just few days ago. No wonder they’re afraid of me.”
>”And just before, you immediately stepped forth to protect us when the going got rough. No bad person would do that on instinct, I say. Whatever Flash Sentry did to you back then must’ve been lot worse.”
“I… Thanks, Diamond Tiara. It’s nice that you think so highly of me.”
>You roll your eyes as the blushing girl keeps on blabbing.
>From the corner of your eye, you can see Silver Spoon mouthing the word ‘fangirl’ silently to the rest of the group, who all chuckle at that.
>Looks like the way you stood up to Southpaw really made an impression on the candy-colored heiress.
>Enough that she’s still yapping when you get out of your car.
>It’s sort of relief when you notice a group loitering around the entrance, and you can focus on what to do next.
“You guys wait here.”
>You turn to look at the ragtag collection of people you’ve assembled.
“I’ll give them Strangelove’s message and if they have something they need to put in the trunk, help them with that. After that it’s off to see Adagio and Sonata.”
>God knows you’re gonna pay for leaving the former alone.
>>27273196
>Sonata might look like a kicked puppy, which was bad enough alone.
>Adagio, on the other hand, was much worse.
>She’d make you *pay* for abandoning her, one way or another.
>And every second spent away from there gave her more time to think of a perfect punishment.
>Steps hastened by that thought, you hurry to meet these assistants of Strangelove.
>As you approach them, taking a long drag of your cigarette, you notice something strange.
>They’re all wearing uniforms you don’t recognize.
>Could they be from another school?
>Maybe Crystal Prep, the same one Glimmer goes to?
“Hey there! Are you Strangelove’s people?”
>You direct this question at the group as you approach, giving a lazy wave with your hand.
>“Sure, that’s us! Did she send you to look for us? Sorry for the trouble!”
>One of the girls approaches you with a sweet smile and apologetic words.
>In about 0.8 seconds, the former turns into a scowl and latter into a curse.
>”That shut-in nerd could have come herself, though!”
>Aaaaand now she’s back to smiling.
>Oh boy.
>Looks like the trouble isn’t over yet.
>Out of the frying pan and into the asylum, or how it goes?
>As you get closer, you vaguely realize you’ve seen the frontman of these girls before.
>That soft serve hair and those freckles are a dead giveaway.
>She and her friend were at Gilda’s gym just last night.
>And you gave them a good scare back then, didn’t you?
>An awkward expression rises to your face.
“W-well, this is a surprise. Looks like we meet again. How’s it hangi-”
>Your words die in your mouth as the contagious smile on the girl’s face withers away, revealing a look of deep disgust.
>”Ugh, seriously, are you a stalker? That’s gross, way too gross, mega gross! Stop right there and keep that 5 meter distance between us, alright?”
>Well then.
>Where’s a good tumbleweed when you need one?
>You need something to offset this awkwardness.
>>27273202
“N-no. Listen here, I’m just a messenger. From Strangelove. She told me to tell you that she wants you guys to meet her at her place instead of here. And that I should help if you have some heavy stuff to carry.”
>Your only hope is to push on.
>”Weeell, why didn’t you say so! I thought you were some creepy old uncle, you know? Oh! I’m Sour Sweet, by the way. Nice to meet you!”
>First the sweetness.
>”But seriously, if you’re a stalker, I’m gonna knock you out you sicko. And don’t offer you hand, I’m not gonna touch it. Freak.”
>Followed by sourness.
>This one was gonna be a blast to be around with.
>Desperate to get away from the frontman, you glance at the rest of the group.
>First up is a purple one that looks like she belongs in an interview of a fashion magazine.
>“Really? Leather and fur? Then again, I suppose your frame supports the look. No offense, m’kay?”
>Next to her is the blue one with glasses and quite the deadpan stare.
>”You know, smoking is really bad for you and you should stop immediately.”
>Nobody asked you. Next.
>The girl besides the blunt one is just staring at you, arms folded.
>”Looks like she found someone stranger than herself. That’s surprising.”
>Well, this is turning out to be a warm welcome.
>Luckily, the pompadour chick carrying a tower of boxes grins as she sees you.
>”Oh, hey. It’s you.”
>She looks like she’s about to say more, but she’s violently tackled to the side.
>Her place is taken by-
“Oh no.”
>Nononononono!
>”Oh hey! It’s you!”
>That voice, screeching like Dio himself, floods your ears.
>Memories well up as colors of green fill your vision.
>”No, I’m not who you-”
>”Omigosh! It’s really you!”
>A flying tackle drives all the air out of your lungs.
>Before you even know what happened, you’re on your back on the asphalt.
>On top of you?
>Lemon Zest.
>”Hi Anon!”
>Your indie-scene fangirl #1.
>>27273206
And that's it for today. Looking back at it, maybe I rambled a bit too much in this one.
>>27270376
>I had entire shelves dedicated to different varieties of tea
That sounds gay. No wonder a lesbian bedded you. Pic related.
In all seriousness though, I'm fucking jealous of all you people here who enjoy such colourful lives and have interesting friends. Me, even if I stopped being such a festering heap of Salness, I'd still be living in a place full of grey, sensationless normie idiots.
I guess that's what hurts me about /dzg/. Seeing the other kids having fun in the playground from my room's window.Plus the Dazzlings not being real and seeing this place dead.
>>27272844
>lewd
Another minigame idea. Conga drums. The screen is Aria's ass and back. The player has to hit buttons in the right moment in order to make anon play a melody by slapping the buttocks.
This will look even better if Aria isn't static when you're not slapping her (breathing) and if her asscheeks get redder the more you hit them.
Another minigame idea. Dazzling pinball. A pinball game where the table background pic is a naked Dazzling (close up on the torso area) and the various bumpers are her erogenous zones. The out hole is her vagina. The higher your score, the more ecstatic the Dazzling's facial expression becomes, until she opens her mouth. You can then put your ball in her mouth for a large bonus, an extra ball, shits and giggles.
>>27269958I missed you Tapeworm.
>>27270546
awwwWe're working on the traffic. Why can't we ever be good enough for you?
>>27273636
I'll stick my dick in any of your holes to cheer you up
>>27273033
Christ, that makes no fucking sense with the no emotions and all
Also,more-anorexic-than-usual adagio and aria
>>27273636
If its any consolation, I'm also the guy who went to the gang bang with the momDagio lookalike. So it might just be me. Don't start thinking the whole thread is filled with going around banging lesbians.
These adventures are just little islands of light in what's honestly a dark giant ocean. So I write about Anon fucking horses and fish.
>>27273206
>You'll never have a fangirl lemon zest to make aria jealous
Why even live?
>>27273220
Rambling didn't bother me in anyway.
Nice work mate.
>>27265855
anyone here know where this is from?
I can't find it on derpibooru
>>27274638
That's good to know. Sometimes I look back at what I wrote and wonder what the sam hell I was thinking. Especially during the times when the supposedly rough-and-tumble Anon is emulating the best of drunken hobo pseudo-philosophy in his thoughts.
>page 8
>see pic
>>27275970
There were a few threads a year or so ago where people slapped a bunch of video camera templates on lewd pics. That was one of them. Can't find my folder I saved a bunch of them in at the moment.
>>27275970
The animation was made by kajio
>>27277321
http://i.imgur.com/GDxIhYQ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/6pMfKGZ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/c1H4LOA.jpg
Enjoy
>>27273138
Wait, is this the beginning or are you continuing it from somewhere?
http://i.imgur.com/pRq8uNl.png
Enjoy
http://i.imgur.com/SscZAUD.png
Curse you file size limit.
http://i.imgur.com/gY6xLRg.jpg
Curse you file size limit.
>>27277343
Continuing from an old ass thing that's been my on-again-off-again green in this thread. Previous stuff can be found at the pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/MistakeAnon
>>27277530
>dazzles have a straight back
>that anon lordosis
my sides
>>27277588
It ain't easy being physically deformed.
>>27277374
That one is actually cute.
>>27274341
>I'm also the guy who went to the gang bang with the momDagio lookalike
nigga what
>>27274341
>I'm also the guy who went to the gang bang with the momDagio lookalike
nigga what
I want picture of said mom.
>>27277941
Dyertt
>>27277530
OH MY GOD HE RETURNS!
>>27273206
Please don't fade away anon.
I love this story!
>>27278644
Not gonna fade away. I'll try to squeeze out updates whenever I can. With summer coming up, I'll have some time off from work as well.Plus the gang's finally assembled in the story, so we'll start getting to the meat of it. I'm stoked to write it.
>>27278836
My body is so ready for this.
>tfw haven't heard from C&C anon in ages
>>27246440
So, I did get started on this.
Early WIP, cuz
>>27268708
I'm assuming the chick's proportions here are very important to the request, so the body in this case is a pretty near trace of the photo.
Not close to done yet, but at a point that's worth a share.
>>27279970
Especially gonna re-do the hair with cleaner ink, FYI. What's there is just the "sketch layer" so far, so the strokes are kinda blocky and 'meh'. Diggin' how the eyes came out, tho.
>>27279970
https://youtu.be/hR-NXv5Tma0?t=1m13s
>>27279970
Based Sky. Thank you.
>>27279970
Nice
>>27279548
Your face is a Buick?Honk honk
>>27280293
I miss that comic
>>27278862
But is your body ready forheavy duty cuddles at maximum velocity?
>>27279970
Thank you so much, Sky! It looks so good and I can't wait to see the final pic. Again, thanks!
Morning /dzg/
>>27280972
Ugh, morning, where's the coffee
>>27280972
>Had to get up early for work
>Employer calls yesterday and asks if I'll be able to make it
>Get sick and have to call in this morning last minute in complete embarrassment
Hold me /dzg/, I don't like starting mornings like this.
>>27274471
>You wake up in the morning feeling a little cold
>You're naked
>Last night you had sex with Lemon Zest
>She showed up at your doorstep with hands behind the back and a timid smile in her face
>"Oh my gosh! My name is Lemon Zest and I'm, like, your biggest fan! I looove your work!"
>She was quiet at first but as soon as she got her motor running, she was laughing and talking at top volume
>You invited her inside, embarassed to have a girl do Duffy Duck's flipout sketch
>Her hype was infectuous though and you were soon happy and excited yourself
>You asked her if she'd like to stay and watch Redline with you
>She squeed and clapped
>The music, the action, the style...With senpai!
>You watched it together and loved every minute
>At some point you stroked her lime green hair
>She didn't recoil
>You inched close
>She closed her eyes
>Your lips met
>You spent the rest of the night connecting physically and emotionally
>And then you slept together, reluctant to part
>Her body heat kept you pleasantly warm
>But now you're cold
>You turn and reach for her, but you only find empty, cold bedsheets
"Whah? Where is she? *Sniff sniff!*"
>Someone's cooking meat, and it tastes delish!
>Your sweetheart is cooking you breakfast. Awww
>You make your way to the kitchen
>Your clothes are all over the house
>She's cooking naked
>That's so hot
>"Good morning love!" you say as you open the door
>You see a firm, naked ass and back
>>27281353
>Wait, purple? Pigtails?
>"Shit!"
>Aria turns around, too quickly for the apron to follow
>You catch a glimpse of her athletic body
>"Fuck! I mean, good morning anon. Breakfast isn't ready yet. Go back to sleep and I'll wake you up when I'm ready. Ahem, when it's ready."
>It's that stalker Aria again
>Something is wrong here
"Aria...Why are you here? Where's Lemon?"
>"Lemon? I-err sheee left? She left! She said she didn't love you."
"She left."
>"Yeah."
"Stark naked. She just left."
>"Ye-"
>*Bam!*>Sonata kicks the storage room door open and enters the kitchen
>She is wearing a very familiar set of headphones
>"I was born to kill till the day I die! Born to kill...Daranananaaaana~Hey Aria, where do I put that?"
>You look at what Sonata is holding
>It's Lemon's head!
>You scream at the top of your lungs as you run away
"Somebody! HELP! HE-shiii-"
>You trip on the discarded clothes and go flying until you fall and hit your head
>.......
>You wake up tied to a chair
"Wha-Fuck!"
>You're at the table with the Dazzlings
>They are having a rich lunch
>They eat with their hands. None of them bothers with such nonsense as knives and forks
>They are like wild dogs eating an animal they just tore apart
>"It's funny! She's a jew and she ended up in the oven!" comments Sonata
>Adagio notices you're awake
>She regains her composure, straightens her back, swallows down her bite and turns to you
>>27281373>"Ah, Anonymous. Nice of you to join us. Apologies for the mess. We'll clean it up later."
"Mess?! What mess?!"
>"In the living room. You didn't see it, did you? Never mind then. I wonder how could have missed it though."
>"Aria did it! Aria clean it!" says Sonata with her mouth full
>They killed Lemon Zest! In your living room!
"Monsters!"
>All three sirens give you a menacing stare that sends shivers down your spine
>"Don't. Call us. That." says Adagio, venom clear in her voice
>A few seconds pass in tense silence before the girls resume their eating
>"Made a mess on my clothes too. Now I have to burn them along with hers" grumbles Aria
>She turns to you
>I borrowed one of your shirts. You don't mind, right?"
>The murderous girl pulls down at the shirt while puffing her chest
>You can see the shape of her breasts and erect nipples
>Sonata wrings a lemoncup over her plate while licking her lips
>You can't take this madness anymore
>You close your eyes and start crying
>To your surprise, you feel a cool hand caressing your cheek gently
>You open your eyes
>It's none other than Aria
>Gone is the murderous girl from earlier, replaced by a deeply affectionate woman
>"What's wrong, baby?"
>This only adds to your outrage
"What's wrong?! You're crazies! Killers! I loved that girl and you're sitting here in front of me and eating her cooked like some...some pig!"
>Aria throws the bone she was holding into her plate, startling both Adagio and Sonata
>She bolts up, throwing her chair back
>"I love you asshole! I love you, but you never notice me! You could have a sea temptress by your side and instead you choose common whores! You want your fucking girlfriend?"
>You hear Aria's footsteps as she stomps her way to the kitchen
>She returns with Lemon's head
>"Here's your fucking girlfriend!"
>Lemon's eyes are still open, only they're milky white now. Her teeth are clenched, and there's an ugly gash at the back of her head
>>27281394>She either didn't see it coming or she was trying to run away
>"Here's your fucking girlfriend! Now kiss!"
>Aria grinds Zest's face against yours, which disturbs you further
>"Hold on. Give me that" says Adagio as she reaches out
>Aria passes the head to Adagio
>Adagio attempts to remove one of the eyes
>"C'mon! C'mooon. Grrr..."
>Adagio shoves her nails behind Lemon's eyeball
>She pulls it until it comes out of the socket
>It took some eye nerve with it
>Adagio throws back her head and raises the eye over her mouth
>She opens wide and sticks out her tongue
>She lowers the eye nerve-first into her mouth
>She makes sickening sucking sounds as she drinks the eye's contents before squishing it between her teeth
>You know some people eat lamb eyes, but to see someone eating a raw human eye!
>"Hey!" says Aria as she kicks your shin
>You are only half flacid
>"I was going to give you the blowjob of your life. For starters. But now you can get it from your girlfriend."
"Oh no. Oh nonono..."
>Aria tries to open Lemon's but her muscles have hardened because of rigor mortis
>Aria takes a spoon and lodges it between Lemon's teeth
>She uses it as a lever and opens Zest's mouth enough to fit her fingers and open it further
>The sight of Aria desecrating your dead brief love is too much for and you start crying again
>Aria throws away the bent spoon and kneels down in front of you
>She puts your penis inside the dead girl's mouth and starts pumping
>"There we go. You like that? You like your girlfriend now?"
>You can't help but recall how Zest had blown you last night
"No...No..." you sob
>Your dick tries to retreat back into your body
>>27281406>This only frustrates Aria
>Adagio too. She was enjoying the display of perverted cruelty at first
>Adagio gets up and comes to you
>She puts a soft hand at the back of your hair and kisses you passionately in the mouth
>You can taste the yucky eyeball as she plays with your tongue
>You are disgusted, but your body is happy to be kissed by the poofy-haired succubus
>Adagio presses on by playing with your nipple
>You sob and cry, but your penis gets harder and harder
>You just want to die
>You involuntarily blow your load inside Lemon's mouth
>You're horrified at what they just made you do
>Aria takes the head off your boner and places it on a plate so you can watch as your seed leaks out of your dead lover's neckhole
>"Wow" says Sonata. "Lunch AND a show. What a treat!"
>>27280972
>TFW you will never brush/run your fingers through that hair.
Why even fucking live.
>>27281414
Goodness.I didn't know this was my fetish.
>>27281192
Consider yourself held.
>>27280865
Well, you're in luck, my friend. I have a mighty need to get home from work and dig into the coloring on this. ~4 hours to go.
Cleaned up the hair ink before bed, as well as making the strokes on her arm a bit thicker. Really loving how this is coming together, esp the face expression. Been staring at that updated version all day at work.
Also - someone find/recommend me a photo of a chick to use for Sonata? Thinking something (tastefully) lewd with a focus on the tiddies, since we've had Dagi's hips and now Aria's ass, as popular headcanon demands.
>>27282777
I have no idea what's happening here.
But those digits don't lie.
>>27281414
Jesus, Sal.I like this.
>>27281414
I have the weirdest boner right now.
http://i.imgur.com/Rcyl7iM.png
Enjoy
>>27283735
That's good to hear, bruh.
>>27284458
Something about this art makes her look like a lifeless doll. It scares me.
what does this graph mean?
>>27286850
Bottom: "mazui" tastes bad, maybe implying bad taste in waifu, or ugly personality
Far right: "mendoi" troublesome. The little text says "Celestia is here."
Up and/or left:
> All that kanji
who knows. Probably the opposite of the other two.
Hey mistake anon, I just went through the prologues and I'm really liking your story. Have you thought of posting on fimfiction?
>>27284479
UNF!
Source?
>>27284479
Nice
>>27288255
>not knowing Wee's style on immediate sight.
It's on derpi and her tumblr (nsfwee)
>captcha: grass
>pic
delicious irony
Thank you weewoo, for this and >>27265901
>>27253516
>>27288101
This chicks art is so comfy.
~16 year old girl from Taiwan or something, I think.
Just love it.
>>27288255
Just a drawing from wee
>>27288101
OP worthy
>>27281414
THIS WAS FUCKING GOLD
>You got those tacos and specifically wrote "ANONS TACOS STAY OUT SONATA"
>And yet she still ate them
>Like a...
>Like a taco stealing whore
>She said she'll take any punishment you wanted to give, as long as you didn't get mad
>And so, you got a single pink sweater for her
"Wear this when you come to town with me today. And only this. That'll be your punishment."
>"Okay! I can do that!"
>10 minutes later she came out of her room dressed in just the sweater
>"O-on second thought I can't wear just this Anon. What if someone sees me?!"
"Too late. You already agreed. And we're about to get going. Come on."
>She lets go of the sweater for a second to grab onto your hand
>When she lets go you see that she decided to wear panties underneath
"Wait, why are you wearing panties?"
>"I can't go out without underwear anon silly!"
"I said JUST the sweater. No bra. No panties. Just the sweater."
>"Y-you can't be serious Anon!"
"I'm completely serious. Now lose them or you lose me as a friend."
>She looked at you apprehensively for a second
>No doubt she was thinking you wouldn't just cut your friendship off over this
>You began to turn
"Fine, if that's your choice. See you never again Sonata."
>You reach for the door and grasp the handle and began to turn
>"WAIT! Fine. I'll do it."
>You look back and see her pull off her panties
>Now she held the sweater tightly over her crotch
"Thank you Sonata. Now let's get going."
>It had been 3 months since you and the "dazzlings" started living together
>They weren't the best roommates in the world, but you really didn't have a choice in the matter
>It was either find some roommates
>Or end up on the street
>You learned very quickly that Sonata enjoyed her tacos
>You might even say it was her favorite food
>But dammit you enjoy tacos too and you gotta teach her somehow
"Alright, let's get going Sonata."
>She tried her very best to cover her crotch with the sweater she had on
>"O-Okay. Where are we going?"
>>27288985
"I gotta head to the mall for some stuff."
>"The mall?! Nonny, I can't go around the mall like this!"
"It's either that or I never speak to you again."
>Her lip starts to quiver
>"Okay..."
>You unlock your car and the two of you get inside
>She's silent the whole way there
>Unlike her usual talkative self
>Maybe you're going too far...
>No Anon! You have to teach her a lesson somehow!
>You pull into the mall parking lot
>Luckily for her, it's still early so there's not a large amount of people here right now
>But that won't last for long
>"So what do you need from here?"
"Gonna get some new casual shoes from footlocker and get a new suit tailored."
>Oh. That's not so bad then!"
>She seems to have perked up a little bit and put on a small smile
>You get our of your car and walk towards the entrance with Sonata closely behind you
>Once again she was trying her best to cover herself with the sweater the best she could
>You didn't want to really waste time so you went straight to the shoe store
>As you walked by you could see Sonata get a few looks from people who noticed her less than modest attire
>You looked back at her and her face was completely crimson from the looks she was getting
>Seems like your plan was working
>At this rate, she'll never steal your tacos ever again
>You feel a strong tug on your arm, clining onto the cuff of your shirt out of pure desperation.
>"Please, Anon. I won't do it again, I swear. I'm sorry."
>You pretend not to hear her.
>"Anooooon. I said 'anything', but this is going to faaar."
>You sigh.
"Sonata, I got those tacos specifically so that we could all enjoy them, together, and what do I see when I get home?"
>The blue haired girl with you lowers her head in shame, not wanting to make eye contact.
"They were all gone."
>She nods.
>"I'm sorry."
>Ah, your heart.
>No, now is not the time for weakness.
"So, now I've got to go shopping for dinner. Again. And this time it won't be tacos."
>>27288990
>Sonata refuses to look you in the eye, instead resorting to fiddling with the bottom of her pink sweater.
>"But everyone's looking at me, Anon. Every time I take a step, it- the sweater only covers one side. Unless I pull down from both sides, it rides up and shows everything."
>She looks up, blush and sweat across her face.
>"Please, can we go back to the car? I won't do it aga-"
>The deadpan look you give her tells her all she really needs to know.
"Well, maybe you should be focusing on covering yourself rather than holding into me, then."
>She lets go of you, pulling down the front and back of the fabric, skittering behind you around the store.
>Every time someone appears she hides behind you, but the bright pink really makes her a beacon.
>On the way over here, you were positively seething, so you thought this was a good idea, but now...
>Even you have to admit that this is a bit harsh.
>It's just...
>This isn't even the first time she's done this.
>You just wanted to teach her a lesson.
>Although this might be the wrong way to do it.
>You sigh, picking more things up off the shelf.
>Well, it's not like you can go back on it now.
>You have to show Sonata that you're in control, and that this is what she got herself into.
>You'll apologise for it in a few days, maybe take her out to a restaurant or something.
>But for now you have to make sure she learns her lesson.
"Oh, hey, Sonata."
>She reluctantly looks up at you, a deep crimson on her face.
"I just remembered that Aria asked for more uh... Juice. That one, specifically. Apple and Mango, see it?"
>Following the line you're making with your finger, she looks where you're pointing as her face turns to abject horror.
>It just so happens that the juice Aria wants is on the top shelf, who would've guessed.
>"Anon, no, I can't reach that high. There's no way I can-"
>>27288996
"Well, Sonata, I'm extremely preoccupied with deciding which of these uh- jars of honey to get. Surely you want this shop to be finished as fast as possible, don't you? Just bring me the juice."
>She pouts, shifting her weight from one leg to the other and doing that weird cry-whine children do.
>"No, Anon, if I try do that, the sweater will just-"
>You interrupt her.
"You're nearly as tall as Aria, aren't you? If you stand on your tip toes and hop a little bit, shouldn't you be able to make it?"
>Actual tears start forming in her eyes as she tries to explain just why she can't do that.
>As if you don't know exactly why.
>"Anon, if I jump, the sw-"
"Oh, I think I should stop by and look for some new shoes, too. It's just a small walk away, seems like a waste not to go."
>You see Sonata's fists shake as she balls them up with all her might, stepping backwards away from you and to the cold drinks aisle.
>She gets under where she needs to be, looking up at the item as if trying to will it to fall off the rack for her.
>It doesn't work.
>You look around, left and right, making sure no other customers are coming around a corner.
>Sure, this is a harsh punishment, and Sonata needs to believe that you're punishing her.
>But it's not like you're going to actually make Sonata expose herself to strangers.
>The thing you asked her for is a little high up, though.
>Even you'd need to raise your arm fully to grasp it.
>Sonata's gonna need to really jump for this one.
>Breathing in and out fully, she quickly looks left and right before bending her knees.
>Here it comes.
>Shooting up, she grasps the carton and pulls it off the shelf.
>Now for the worrying part.
>As Sonata falls, the sweater rides right up her body, exposing everything below her midriff to the cold, refrigerated air.
>Even for just a second, you catch a glimpse of her toned ass as she falls and catches herself, pulling the sweater down to cover her behind.
>>27289008
>Shuffling quickly over to you like a penguin with a vengeance to pay, she shoves the carton into the basket.
"Thank you, Sona- Oof."
>She slaps you and shuffles off to the tills, waiting to get out of the store.
>Yeah, you deserved that one.
>>
>"That'll be 27.50 for all of the- uh. Uuuh."
"Yes?"
>The cashier's brain seems to halt a second as she sees, on one hand, a scantily dressed and positively fuming woman, and next to her a man with a big red hand mark on his face.
>"H- Have a nice day."
"You too."
>Picking up the bags, you make your way to the car, Sonata hiding behind you as you walk past each and every passer-by.
>You chuck the food in the trunk, Sonata getting into the car and slamming the door hard.
>As you start the car and leave the garage she doesn't say a word, instead content to leave the car in silence.
>She doesn't even badger you for music or anything.
>Just a wholly silent car ride.
>You bite your cheek.
>Crap.
>Maybe you went a little too far on that one.
>Considering that you and Sonata aren't even-
>Your relationship isn't sexual, really.
>You're just roomates.
>Maybe this was an abuse of power on your part.
>You toyed with her guilt and hurt her.
>How did you not see this coming?
>Your mind drifts from self- deprecation and guilt to those few flashes you got back in the supermarket.
>Sonata and her, well, what you assume to be sisters, sure are drop dead gorgeous women.
>But in that instant it was more mesmerising than anything else.
>You shuffle your legs to quell the reaction taking place between your legs.
>So sorry, Sonata.
>This wasn't the original plan.
>Heading over a few speedbumps, you stop the car and undo your seatbelt.
>Before you can say a single thing, Sonata bolts out the car and up the garage stairs into the building.
>Ooh, you screwed up this time.
>Stepping out the car, you grab the shopping bags and head on upstairs.
>>27289013
>Opening the door you hear and see no one, so you place the bags in the kitchen and begin putting away all of the food stuffs.
>Closing the fridge door once you finish, you jump back as Adagio appears right behind it.
"Aah! Christ, you scared me there, Agag-"
>"What. Did you do."
>Oh snap.
"I don'-"
>"Sonata is crying in her room, Anon."
>She steps forward as you step back, her anger growing.
>"And you're going to tell me why, right now."
>You hit your back against the counter, half of you saying to vault the damn thing and bolt, but the other half screaming that Adagio would hunt you down and skin you alive.
"I- I dared her, well, forced her to go to the store with me without any underwear on."
>Adagio raises a brow, crossing her arms.
>"Is that al-"
"And without pants."
>SMACK.
>Whew, that one burns.
>Adagio stomps off to Sonata's room, probably to check how she's doing along with Aria.
>You sigh.
>Might as well try make amends and get to work on dinner.
>You'll just listen to some music and the-
>Ah, damn.
>Left your phone in the car.
>Finding the car keys, you trot down the stairs and unlock the car.
>...
>Not in the driver's seat, maybe you-
>Oh, there it is.
>Passenger side door.
>You step into the car and lean over, reaching with your right hand.
>Almost falling, you manage to catch yourself by placing your left hand on the passenger seat, grasping and pulling at your phone.
>You put it into your pocket, wiping off your left hand and going to close the door.
>>27289015
>Wait.
>Wiping off your left-
>What?
>You look back over at the seat, a slight gleam shining off of it.
>Just a small spot, trickling down into the seat.
>Trailing a finger along it, you bring it up to your face, examining the liquid.
>It slowly runs down your finger, a bead welling up on the tip of your index finger.
>Going against what one should do when faced with an unidentified liquid, you put it in your mouth.
>And you can't help but smile.
>Son of a bitch.
>You wipe your hand on your pants, sighing as you flick through your phone, lock your car, and head back upstairs.
>Back at the house you half expect to see a barrel pointed right at your face, breathing a sigh of relief when there isn't one.
>Looks like Aria and Adagio are still with Sonata.
>Was it really that bad?
>You think about how you would feel if you had to do what she did.
>The most surprising thing is that she actually listened to you, really.
>Still, you did kind of abuse her trust in you.
>Though there does seem to be a part of it that she's not telling you.
>With what you found on the car seat, Sonata just might be hiding something.
>You scratch your head, getting the intrusive- and lewd- thoughts out.
>Don't go there, Anon.
>It's not like anything's certain.
>Hell, women can get wet while they're being raped.
>It's uncontrollable.
>Just like how a guy can get a stiffy with enough physical stimulation.
>In the end, it doesn't matter how it turned out.
>You've just got to apologize.
>>27289022
>Using the food you just bought, you begin making dinner.
>Which, in this family, is a fucking task and a half.
>You used to live with one other person, so making food was easy enough.
>Even when you didn't feel like it, you would just order something.
>But ever since these three came into your life, time and money into food has sky-rocketed.
>It doesn't really help that Sonata's the only one who shows any interest in learning how to cook, either.
>And now, your only partner in the kitchen is sobbing in her room.
>Christ, Anon.
>You finish up with the food in about an hour, glancing out the window to see day slowly turn into dusk.
>Damn, already that late, huh?
>You look at all the food you've prepared.
>Come to think of it, you haven't seen a single one of them this entire time.
>You wash your hands, making your way through the house and into the hall.
>So, which room are they in?
>Probably Sonata's.
>But you'll check that one last.
>You start with Adagio's room, knocking lightly.
>No response.
>You knock again.
>When you don't hear anything, you turn the knob and open it slightly, peeking your head in.
>Not in here.
>Going to Aria's room, you repeat the process.
>Same thing.
>So that just leaves the last room.
>Going to Sonata's door, you find your hand unwilling to move.
>Your heart is pounding a mile a minute.
>Really fucked up this time, Anon.
>Bringing your hand up to the wood of the door, you knock four times.
>Light taps, really.
>No response.
>You knock again, four times.
>Nothing.
>That- that doesn't make any sense.
>Where else could they be?
>Maybe they- no.
>None of them know how to drive.
>You turn the knob, opening the door ever so slightly as to minimise the sound of the creaking.
>With just enough room to put your head through, you look inside.
>It's dark, but there's just enough light left in the day to give you a glimpse.
>All three of them huddled together in a dog pile, sleeping.
>>27289029
>Adagio and Aria sleep on either side of Sonata, the blankets strewn about the floor in a mess.
>Oh, look at that.
>They're all holding hands.
>How lewd.
>Better leave them be, at least for now.
>You slowly close the door, walking silently away and back into the living room.
>Looks like you'll just have to say sorry tomorrow.
>Oh, crap.
>The food.
>After you take your share you put all of the pots and pans you used in the sink, wrapping up the plates of food leftover.
>You get them all into the fridge with some moving and shifting around, but it works.
>Taking your laptop out, you sit on the couch with your dinner and decide to get some work done.
>Very rarely is it ever so quiet in this household.
>
>A loud plink sound forces your eyes open.
>[Low battery (12%) Insert charger to continue]
>Damn, looks like you fell asleep.
>What time is it?
>Sigh.
>Ten.
>Oh well, your sleep schedule's already fucked to hell and back.
>Why not go for gold?
>You stretch your arms, standing up and plugging in your laptop.
>Picking up your empty plate, you waddle through the darkness to the kitchen.
>Feeling around and finding the light switch, you cover your eyes as they adjust.
>You place your plate next to the sink, rolling up your sleeves and getting to work on the pots left in there.
>On a normal day, you would get angry that no one else did them.
>Though for now it seems like you'd best lay low.
>You wonder if they're all still sleeping in Sonata's room.
>Continuing with the mundane task of doing the dishes, you stop when you hear bare footsteps against the marble floor.
>"Anon?"
>A cold shiver runs up and down your spine ten times over.
"H- hey Sonata."
>You turn to face her, wiping your hands off on your trousers.
>She's changed out of the pink sweater into a tank top and booty shorts, ones you bought for her.
>Well, pretty much everything these girls wear was bought by you.
>You aren't too sure why, but they had like one pair of clothes when you met them.
>>27289037
>You aren't too sure why, but they had like one pair of clothes when you met them.
>The pink sweater was actually your ex's, though.
>You try make conversation to cut some tension in the room.
"What're you doing up so late?"
>Sonata shifts her gaze to the fridge.
>"I got hungry."
>You chuckle.
"Help yourself."
>She does so, opening and unwrapping the food in silence.
>All the while, you're rummaging around in your thoughts.
>How should you...
>What should you say?
>Just sorry, right?
>That you took it too far?
>What if she doesn't want to talk about it?
>Maybe you should just keep quiet.
>You've never been very good at apologising.
>Maybe-
>
>
>No.
>You have to.
>If you stay silent now, it'll only get worse.
"Sonata?"
>She stops, a fork in her mouth.
"About today, I-"
>God, why is it so hard to do?
>You look to the floor, hand on your neck.
"I'm sorry."
>There's a pause where none of you say anything, your gaze just fixed on the tiles.
"I overdid it. I shouldn't have ever forced you to do anything, especially after you said you wanted to leave. I just--"
>You look back up at Sonata, shifting her weight from foot to foot anxiously, holding one of her arms.
"It was stupid of me, and I'm sorry for-- I... I never meant to hurt you."
>Again, a cold air of silence befalls you both, the room in a standstill.
>You hear her start to say words, choking them back at the last second.
"I'll just head to my room, so you can have some peace."
>>27289053
>Picking yourself up off the counter, you start to walk off into the darkness of the living room before Sonata stops you.
>"W -wait!"
>You feel her hand tug on the cuff of your sleeve, rubbing her fingers and fidgeting with it.
>She mumbles a few words, but nothing coherent enough to understand.
>You ball up your fists, unsure of whether to pull away or stay.
>To keep her from dropping any more spaghetti, you speak up.
"Sonata, you don't have to say anything. I was in the wrong, and I'm sorry. I won't do it again."
>She holds on tighter.
>"B- But, I don't-"
>She stops again.
>"I was really mad at you, Anon."
>You sigh.
>More guilt.
>"I got so angry at you, I couldn't even believe it really happened."
>You bite your cheek, letting her vent.
>"But- but I didn't hate it."
>What.
>You turn to her, one hand planted between her legs as she shifts her weight back and forth.
>"I don't know when, but... It made me feel- down here, it-"
"Sonata?"
>The light behind her in the kitchen illuminates her just enough to let you see the deep red on her face, her anxious and heavy breathing loud enough to be quite audible
>Before you or her can say anything further, she closes the distance between your bodies and stands up right on her tip toes, bringing your head down to hers and kissing you.
>Instinctively you pull back, but she uses her arm to force you back down to her and gives you another open mouth kiss.
>You feel her lips softly on your own, pressing and releasing, keeping her face just centimetres from your own.
>She stays there, silent, her heavy breaths washing over your face.
>While your brain just comes to a dead halt in trying to comprehend what the hell is going on.
>You open your mouth to say something, but before anything comes out Sonata lets go of you and dashes into the house and slams her door.
>>27289062
>The dark silence your only companion, once again.
>You rest against the wall, your legs feeling weak, and continue trying to wrap your head around what just transpired.
>You're not too sure of why or how this came about, but you are pretty certain about one thing.
>Life around here is about to change.
>
>"You did WHAT to her!?"
"No, no, I didn't, I swear! Adagio, she came onto me, I d-"
>"Yeah right, Anon! What the hell is wrong with you? You probably lured her into this didn't you? The vulnerable one, is that what you're into?!"
"Just listen to me, why don't y-"
>"Anon!"
"WHAT?!"
>"Anon!"
"FUcki-"
>"Anon."
"Aah!"
>You wake up kicking, an uncomfortable dampness covering your body.
>"Anon."
>The voice makes you jump, and you look down to see the source.
"A- Aria?"
>She's sitting at the foot of your bed, staring at you.
>Like a cat.
>"You were panting pretty hard there. You're sweating, too."
>You wipe your forehead.
>Ah, jeez, she's right.
"I uh- was having a dream."
>"One of //those// dreams, huh?"
>You try think of what she means.
>Right as it hits you, she grips the covers and lifts them up, looking under them.
>At you.
>Well, a certain part of you.
>And she frowns.
>Looks like she saw it.
>Instinctively, you try quell any misunderstanding.
"No, n- that's always there. It's a guy thing, it-"
>"Gross."
>You just sigh, realising that you're not going to change her mind.
"Aria, why are you here?"
>She continues to stare at you for a moment, probably having forgotten herself, before lightly gasping.
>"Oh, right. I'm hungry."
>You sit up, rubbing your forehead, head swimming after being woken up so suddenly.
"Then just- just make something."
>"There's no more cereal."
>Ugh.
>That's what you forgot to get.
>You knew you were missing something.
"Can't you get Sonata to make something? Or just make it yourself?"
>>27289071
>Aria rolls her eyes, frowning.
>"No. She won't get out of bed. She's being weird."
>You groan, nodding in compliance.
"Fine. Just give me a minute to get ready."
>"K."
>She leaves without another word, closing your door.
>These girls are going to be the death of you.
>Taking your mind off of the sizzling pan by accident, a hot drop of oil jumps out onto your arm.
>You flinch, rubbing it off.
>It is way too hard to concentrate right now.
>You barely got any sleep last night.
>For one, you had already taken a nap at the most inopportune time, and then that whole...
>Debacle with Sonata.
>You look behind you in paranoia, only Aria looking back at you.
>Really not looking forward to seeing her again.
>Not like you can do much about it though.
>You do live together.
>It's just going to be so awkward talking after... that.
>Turning off the stove, you gesture for Aria to bring her plate closer and flop a pancake down onto it.
"When I'm done making these, you do the dishes."
>She rolls her eyes and groans, probably sticking her tongue out at you as soon as you turn around.
>As long as she does them.
>Pouring the next one into the pan, you turn the pan to make it circular and then walk out of the kitchen towards the bedrooms.
"Aria, watch the stove, I'm gonna wake Adagio up."
>Considering that it was a Monday, there was no way you were going to let her sleep in.
>Adagio's always been the most argumentative and stand-offish of all the girls, acting like a leader when she has the chance.
>But on the flip-side, that also means that she's usually the most rational and responsible out of the three.
>When you 'found' them and took them in during the summer, she had agreed to start doing a degree.
>More like reluctantly accepted, but you took it.
>Sonata and Aria are starting later this year, too, but you can't let Adagio miss her first few classes.
>You knock on the door, creaking it open after you get no reply.
"Adagio?"
>"Mhh."
>>27289077
"C'mon, get up. It's 9 already. Don't you have class at 11?"
>She rolls over a few times, binding the covers to her body like a cocoon.
"I'm making breakfast, anyways. If you don't want Aria to finish it all, you'd best come quick."
>"Just wake me up at 10."
>You click your tongue.
"It takes you longer than an hour to get up and ready, don't try."
>She groans, kicking her legs under her blankets.
>"Uugh, fine."
"Don't fall back to sleep. I'm coming back."
>"Just go already."
>You close the door, pacing back to the kitchen.
>Oh, crap.
"Aria, it's burned! Why didn't you do anything!"
>You tear the pan from the flame, shaking your head.
>Grabbing the spatula, you pry off the blackened husk of what used to be pancake.
>"I called you, but you were too far away."
"Then just say something louder!"
>"I figured you'd be back by then."
>You glare daggers at her, Aria glaring ones right back.
>Giving up, as is pretty much routine with Aria at this point, you begin on the next one.
"Do you hate me?"
>She just laughs.
"What?"
>It takes her a few seconds to stop and properly answer you.
>"Anon, if I hated you, you would know."
>Finishing the next pancake, you drop it onto the plate next to you and start the next.
>Aria goes to dig her fork in it, stopped by your hand.
"That one's for Adagio."
>She growls, and you bite your teeth back.
>Fighting aggression with aggression is always wrong, kids.
"Speaking of which, where is she."
>>27289084
>A voice form behind you answers.
>"I'm here, don't get your panties in a bunch."
>You point at the plate.
"Get to 'em before Aria does."
>She takes the plate, groggily sitting next to Aria as she does so.
>Before she starts she looks around the room, searching.
>"Where's Sonata?"
>Aria replies.
>"In bed."
>Adagio furrows her brows and looks back at the rooms.
>"That's weird. She'd never miss breakfast."
>Aria just shrugs.
>"Yeah, she's being weird."
>And now it's Adagio's turn to glare at you.
>"I wonder why."
>Oh, and the guilt's back.
>>27289090
Pls moar. Dont let this be the end
>TFW you will never try to wake up a sleepy Dagi
>she won't mumble incoherently about coming back at 10
>you won't flip up the lower half of the sheets, roll her on her side, and pull down her pajama bottoms
>you won't carefully prod her with your penis,the slowly push it inside her
>you won't fuck the orange haired goddess to a good morning orgasm
>>27287528
I don't really see a point in posting the thing to fimfiction. It was made and conceived to be a greentext, and that's how it works. Converting it into a 'proper' story just takes more time away I could use in updating.
I finally finnish this one holy fuck.
>>27289090
this is all i have so far,
feel free to tel me how it is.
ill update in a few hours
>>27289494
It feels comfy and I'd like to read more.
>>27289090
Oh man, I ate that up, good work Anon.
>>27279970
I want her to sit on my face
>New green starts
>Old green returns
What is this glorious feeling?
>>27289690
It's the feeling of being double Dazzled.
>>27289631
I want to kiss her butthole while she's sitting on my face
>>27274341
That explains how there's enough WWII ruins around to make exploring them a hobby. Cafe mate, you lit a big fire under my ass, but c'mon, you're not incredible to the point that you make the thread look full of sitcom characters.
See, I tend to remember personal details about people. I also have the habit of checking contentfag profiles, comments, friends, groups etc in various sites. Who talks to who, what he says, and what he's about. I'm not even trying, my brain digests all this info on it's own. /dzg/ is a hub for various interesting people.
>just little islands of light in what's honestly a dark giant ocean.
Depression? Well whatever bothers you, you can always get things off your chest with me. Good or bad, I'll speak my mind, and whatever you tell me will stay with me. Just askGotcha! You know who you are.
>>27289397
Sleeping sex, eh? This reminds me. Back in highschool I was "friends" with a girl who had a weird brother. Her brother had a criminal face like you wouldn't believe. They were both from the second most criminal white race. She was sexycute and he was aggressively possessive of her, going as far as to call her aspiring bfs and make threats. She used to take a medicine that knocked her out and made her hallucinate.
So one night I'm out with her and my brother who was also an aspiring bf, talking about paranormal stuff. She mentions that she once dreamt that aliens were examining her genitals. There was also a mention of a pen, though I don't remember if she said that she was probed with one or if she found one in her bed. When she woke up, she found her panties cut as if by scissors.
And then my brother turns and tells her "That wasn't aliens. That was your brother diddling you with a pen while you were knocked out". You should had seen her face as realization hit her!
>>27273776
That is a nice thought. I found some ant holes in my garden the other day. Seeing someone stick his dick in them would be funny as hell.
>>27281563
>>27282246
>>27283958
>>27288857
I almost chickend out at first because I was reminded of a pic showing our girls beheaded and hung upside down with their heads near them. I considered having Aria reveal that it was her last night disguised as Lemon Zest. But then I remembered that (despite Ponut's efforts) I don't much care about miss "my entire personality is loud muzak". So off went her head and limp went her body.
One idea I wanted to include was to have Lemon Zest's body on a plater like a turkey (with her hands and feet cut off in addition to the head) and the Dazzlings forcing anon to "stuff" her. Only reason I didn't do it was because where would they find such a big oven?
Anyway, a non-ponyfag bro wants to build a guro folder and he asked me for help. Anybody got any links and suggestions?
>>27289462
>Finnish
>Finnish dazzlings
>Nothing but booze and depression and crazy-ass language
That's... Vaguely hot?
>>27290352
>diddling
>>27289462
That's awesome man.
>>27289090
Wait, I think I've seen thus green before. Doesn't he end up getting hot with Sonata on the couch?
>>27286724
Is it all the little uhhh shiny parts or whatever they are called. C'us I hate that. I don't understand why some people make everything shiny.
>>27280454
tfw means that feel when, not "that face when" or whatever you thought it was. The Buick GSX was what the anon of that story drove.
>>27284311
>>27294228
Both of these are nice. Awaiting Aria.
All that taco joke tho... drawfag pls.
>you will never get sloppy drunk with the dazzlings at some cinco de mayo party
why live
>>27293263
>1970 Buick GSX
This Anon, I like him. He has fine taste in cars. It tells much of man's nature.
>>27294283
Hopefully the Aria one will be done soon. Browsing the guys DA site he sure does some, shall we say, interesting stuff.
http://baron-engel.deviantart.com/art/Cleaning-up-after-lunch-577640827
>>27289631
>fart
>>27285386
And... delivery.
>>27296331
good gawd
>>27296331
>>27296343
More like lewd gawd. I hate tramp stamps, but this deserves a tramp stamp.
>>27296331
SHEEEEIT I can't thank you enough man! Its amazing!
Protip anons: Don't post dzg reaction images outside mlp. The mods don't like it.
>>27296533
Perhaps you were too obvious? Don't forget it still looks like girly crap to the uninitiated, plus people don't like it when you make injokes or references they don't get.
>>27296600
People who dare to be square ain't worth a care.
>>27296331
DAT ASS. Well done m8.
>>27296600
Checked.
It was pic related. Personally didn't think it was too obvious.
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/5/7/1148262__twilight+sparkle_rainbow+dash_pinkie+pie_fluttershy_rarity_applejack_clothes_questionable_princess+luna_princess+celestia.jpeg
http://i.imgur.com/Gs4iF43.png
Curse you upload limit.
>>27296816
Yeah, doesn't seem obvious to me. Perhaps people just hate Sonaynay. I've posted Dagi here and there and never got any backlash. I even posted the hip-swaying gif during a bit of an antipony fight. I'm sure I was reported, but the mod didn't erase the pic. Also Adagio's palette is less obvious.
What board were you banned from?
>>27296681
I've been square my whole life, but wouldn't you love me back if I told you I love you no homo?
>>27296911
It was /v/. Was global rule 15 so was definitely recognised.
>>27297081
Yeah I think sonaynay is the most recognizable dazzle
>>27296911
Oh no, I'll love you no homo, but only if you'reBono.
>>27296331
Very nice
>>27286950
So even in Japan, Rarity is worst pony.
>>27296865
Speaking of the gems stuff. After that broke, does that mean they started aging normally again and will die? Was the gem keeping then alive and young all those years after they were banished?
>>27297601
This is my headcanon.
>>27297601
I like to think they went on to live normal lifes
>>27298259
I like that hair down.
>>27298259
I feel like a heretic for liking the poof be not a poof.
>>27299750
poof is love
poof is life
>>27296855
This must be that new version of Hell I've heard so much about: Double Hell.
>>27298259
it's lazy sunday adagio.
She dosent want to wash her hair
she just wants to cuddle and watch reruns of law and order with you in bed
>>27284412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikYG_uRwGBc
>>27291133
Yeah, it was part of a prompt thread where the theme was based on an embarassed Sonata wearing only a sweater. I feel like there's more to the story, but I can't remember. Could be the original writer, or somebody just tryin to share it. Nevertheless, it wasn't finished when they thread got purged.
>>27296855
What the...
Reminder: https://youtube.com/watch?v=3cL71JF27fs
I felt the need to draw some Sonata. I think I'm loosing it. I had a dream about her yesterday.
>>27301431
Great, there goes my happy mood
>>27301436
That's pretty good
>>27301431
refer to this
>>27301113
>>27301436
cute although it does kinda look like she is picking out a wedgie
>>27301436
Good work.
The dreams just mean you love her, Anon. Have more of them.
>>27301277
http://pastebin.com/K15N0ENs
>>27301468
Funny you say it. As soon as I admit it in my mind while drawing another Sonata a tremor startet in my city.
Remember to thank Sunset for sparing the Dazzlers out of the kindness of her heart and not roasting them over a nice campire like the fish they are.
>>27301932
Limp dick shimmer ain't jack
>>27302018
Her dick wasn't so limp when Sonaynay was gagging on it, bitch nigga
>>27302034
You mean when she had six other niggers backing her? Gangbanging doesn't make a bitch hard; she's limp dick without her squad.
>>27302058
Six other niggers who were getting their asses beat like a bunch of bitches until she showed them what real length looks like
Not to mention how she's only gotten harder since
Accept your true ruler, pham
>>27301932
>>27302018
>>27302034
>>27302058
>>27302084
same fagging so bad.
no body talks like this over the internet
:^)
>>27302092
>samefagging
>no body talks like this
Shut up anon we're having fun
>>27301591
Wow my english is garbage tonight.
>>27302129
I like the coat. Is it from anything or you come up with that yourself?
>>27302135
I came up with it.
>>27302179
Very nice. It looks good
>>27301462
I think that was intentional.
>>27301436
>>27302129
saved hard, thanks drawfag.
>>27302214
>Dem figure pones in the background
Those little detayls are what sells this for me
>>27289090
>You decide to ignore the comment and finish up at the stove.
"Just get ready and I'll drive you to the campus."
>The conversation ends there, with you placing everything in the sink.
"One of you do the dishes."
>Cracking your knuckles, you head back to your room and get ready.
>Well, at least semi-ready.
>You're only dropping Adagio off.
>Not like you're going inside.
>At least you live close to the campus, so the drive is pretty short.
>Time to shower.
>Showers are great.
>They're quite literally just ten minutes of bliss.
>You just get to stand there in silence, hot and soothing water constantly being washed down all over you.
>And you get the satisfaction that literally no one is going to disturb you.
>If someone comes in to get you, unless the house is burning to the ground, they'll just leave.
>It's that simple.
>Well, with them three, the house burning down isn't all that unlikely.
>It's probably time to get out and check on them.
>Stepping out of the steamy room, you run a hand through your hair and get dressed.
>Once out your bedroom door, you shout across the house for Adagio.
"Adagio, we gotta go! Get your shoes on, come on."
>Her door creaks open and shuts, Adagio stepping out with a hair brush suspended in the orange eldritch horror that resides on her scalp.
>"Little help?"
>You cover your hand with your mouth, trying to hide the fact that you're laughing.
>Looks like she notices and rolls her eyes.
>"Ugh, nevermind."
>You stop her.
"No, no. Come here, sit down."
>Gesturing her over to the couch, she crosses her arms and sits down.
>Compliant because she knows she can't do it herself, but still stubborn as always.
>Walking around the couch and hopping over it, you sit directly behind her.
>You pull her in closer to you, slowly untangling the brush from her mane.
"If it's this hard for you to do, why don't you cut it?"
>She scoffs, offended.
>"No!"
>You laugh again.
>>27302441
"Alright, alright. I just always hear you complain about it to Sonata and Aria, so I thought..."
>You start brushing, slowly at first as to not hurt her.
>"It's just- they don't get it. Both of them have straight hair, so they don't have half of the problems I do."
"Mhmm."
>Knots come undone and the huge mass of hair slowly becomes more organized and manageable as you continue grooming her.
>Or it.
>At this point, it might as well be a separate entity.
>Occasionally you'll run your fingers through it instead of the brush, just for the sensation.
>It would probably look weird to be seen caressing her hair by strangers, but it's something else.
>That's the other expense in this house.
>Food and hair products.
>You use about 3% of the toiletries you buy.
>The rest are all for these three.
>Gliding the brush through Adagio's hair a few more times, you shuffle your phone from out your pocket and check the time.
>A bit late, but oh well.
"There. We're done, mostly. You can continue in the car."
>Arching your legs over her, you get off the couch and stretch, the position you were sitting in having made you all stiff.
>Your legs had to be spread so far apart so as to not touch her, and you had to crane yourself right back into the couch cushions so she didn't think you were trying anything.
>Don't wanna get on Adagio's bad side right now.
"Let's go to the car, we're already late."
>You open the door, a chilly breeze rushing in through the house.
>"Wait, Aria's coming."
>You sigh before closing the door again.
"What? Why?"
>"She said she wanted to see what it was like."
>Hm.
>So that's why Aria was up so early.
>You were wondering why you didn't need to physically remove her from the sheets this morning.
>And she even got up and ready before Adagio did.
>>27302449
>"I'll go get her."
>Running to the bedrooms and back, Aria and Adagio follow you out the door.
>Meeting gazes with Aria from out the corner of your eye, you smirk.
"Looking forward to this, huh?"
>She punches you in the arm hard, storming off.
>Adagio harasses you to tell her what you said to Aria, but you refuse and run to the car.
>The ride over there is peaceful enough, even with the fight over radio controls they had.
>Dropping them both off, you arrange what time to meet back up and go to drive off before Adagio knocks on the window.
>You roll it down and she leans in.
>This must look sketchy as hell from someone looking in.
>"Anon, I sure as hell haven't forgotten about what happened yesterday."
>Internal Screaming.
>She sighs, looking dejected and a tad confused.
>"I don't understand why, but Sonata asked me to not be angry at you for what you did. The only reason I'm letting this go is for her, understand? When I get back, you'd better have apologized."
"I di-"
>Shit.
>Telling her about last night would not be a good idea.
"Y- yeah. I will."
>Aria calls Adagio over from the doors, waving.
>Adagio looks back, waving lightly before looking back in.
>"Well, see you later."
>You nod and drive away back home.
>Getting into the garage, you turn off the car and lean back into your seat, the silence comforting you somewhat.
>Man, you are way too into alone places.
>What are you, a fucking loner?
>Your gaze shifts to the passenger seat next to you, memories from yesterday coming back.
>Lewd thoughts out, Anon.
>You get out the car, locking it and heading back home.
>Unlocking the door, you let its own weight close behind you and instantly sit on the couch.
>This sleep cycle you have is seriously screwing with your work patterns.
>God, you're so tired.
>Maybe a nap?
>Or would that just make everything worse?
>Your eyes close regardless before you hear cabinets in the kitchen opening and closing.
>And we're back.
>>27302456
>Your heart starts pounding faster and harder as you anticipate what could be coming next.
>Okay, two scenarios here.
>One, you're being robbed.
>That's preferable.
>Two, Sonata's awake.
>More likely than the former, sure, but you could do with some burglary right about now.
>A very distinctive hum from the kitchen erases the chance of it being what you were hoping for.
>You feel the spaghetti boiling in your pockets.
>Maybe you should just head to your room and stay there until Aria and Adagio need to come home.
>But you don't want to be outright rude either.
>You doubt Sonata is going to make the first move and talk to you, either.
>The two of you will probably just not speak for some time, slowly getting back into the groove of things.
>So much happened yesterday, but it feels like it all went by in seconds.
>The stolen food, the dare, that... what you saw under the sweater.
>And then that kiss.
>It just doesn't make an-
>"Hey Anon."
"Aah!"
>Sonata falls onto the couch, bouncing before leaning back into the cushions,bowl and spoon in hand.
>"Are you not gonna watch TV? Can I choose the channel then?"
>You stare at her, wide-eyed.
"S- sure."
>Gleefully, she picks up the remote and turns the TV on, flicking through the channels to Cartoon Network.
>She hums along to the theme song of one of her shows, watching and eating with a smile all the while.
>After a few minutes she hands you her cereal bowl, raising her eyebrows as if to ask if you want any.
>You decline, trying to go back to staring at the floor so hard you could dig a hole to the other end of the earth.
>Another few minutes later, Sonata tried to start conversation again.
>"Anon, you okay? You've been quiet for a pretty long time now."
>W- what?
>How does she not-
>Not understand why you're like this?
>Moreover, why isn't she acting with the least bit of-
>Of-
>Restraint? Regret?
>No, you don't really //regret// what happened last night.
>You didn't hate it.
>But it was still so sudden.
>>27302463
>Surely she must have it back there in her mind?
>The memory?
>Anything?
>"Anon."
>You flinch upon registering your name
>"Eeeearth to Aaaanon. Caaan you hear meeeee?"
>She leans on you, elongating her words directly into your ear.
>"Ground control to Major 'Non."
>She frowns, looking dejected.
>"Awh come on, that one was funny, wasn't it?"
>Sonata leans back into the seat, continuing to eat her cereal.
>It's not like you can just leave now.
>There's no doubt that Sonata would just follow you to your room.
>Could you just-
>Start a conversation?
>Maybe relieve the tension?
>At least the tension on your side, side it doesn’t seem as if she feels any.
>What to say?
>What to do?
"U- uh, where did you get that cereal? Aria said there wasn't any left."
>She flares her nostrils, along with displaying a devilish smile.
>"I hid it."
"What?"
>She crosses her arms, turning her head to the ceiling and 'hmph'-ing.
>"Aria always has the biggest bowls of it, sometimes two! It's no fair! It's always finished before I can get any!"
>You rub your forehead, shaking your head at her.
"Sonata, you do the exact same thing. Look at the amount you're having right now."
>You gesture to her bowl, after which concedes her point and pouts before having another epiphany.
>"W- well, Aria started it!""
"Started what?"
>"I saw her hiding the cereal three weeks ago, so she did it first! I'm just... Fighting fire with fire."
>You sigh.
"Come on Sonata, you know better than that. And so does Aria. You two just need to talk it out more - hopefully without one of you throwing punches."
>Ah, damn.
>You really didn't intend on giving a lecture to her your FIRST time talking with her after all of that.
>Sonata goes quiet, as do you.
>Are you going to have to apologize again?
>>27302467
>You sigh.
>Should've just kept your mouth shut, Anon.
>Gone into your room and sorted this out in a few days.
>When you weren't so stressed... So anxious.
>You're snapped out of it by half-full bowl of cereal being shoved in your face.
>You look to Sonata, arm outstretched to you.
>"Take it."
>Shaking your head, you push it away and reject it.
"I told you, I don't want any."
>She pushes again.
>"Well, now I lost my appetite and it's all your fault so I don't wanna eat it anymore."
>This goes back and forth between you two, pushing the bowl away and forcing the other to keep it.
"Sonata, I already ate and I really don't have any more of an appetite."
>"Well you were the one who ruined mine."
"You made the cereal, you finish it."
>"You bought the cereal, you finish it!"
>Both of you glare at each other, pushing the bowl of very, very soggy cereal towards the other person.
>After you show no signs of giving up, Sonata decides to forfeit.
>She takes the bowl to her side, finally putting the conflict to rest.
>Looking in, she frowns at the wet and frankly inedible contents within.
>"Anon, I can't eat this."
"Put it away somewhere, then."
>You look back down, planning on making your escape come the next commercial break.
>Then you'll just go to your room and do some work.
>Once Aria and Adagio come back home maybe you can start talking like normal again.
>While in your thoughts, you feel cold porcelain touch your skin.
>Sonata's shoving the bowl towards you again.
>For fuc-
"Sonata, I told you I don't want th-"
>"I'm trying to put it onto the side table!"
>You groan.
>She tries to reach, unable to do so from where she's sitting.
>Rocking herself back and forth, she gets out her her spot and moves a little closer, but still not close enough.
>Audibly groaning in annoyance of having to move, she crawls further across the couch and moves right across you.
>>27302472
>Careful not to step or hit you, she moves her legs over your own, forcing you to look away when you catch a glimpse of what's under her - very - short shorts.
>Finally reaching the side table, she starts to crawl back towards you backwards, back towards her original spot.
>Time to brace again, you suppose.
>She does so, getting one leg over and above you before stopping.
>You wait a moment, looking at the ceiling for her to move her entire body past you.
>But she doesn't.
>Why isn't she moving?
>You look back down, and as you do, Sonata sits up.
>Sits up right on top of where - where you're sitting right now.
>On top of //you//.
"S- Sonata, what're you do-"
>She closes the distance between the two of you before you can finish, cutting you off.
>Sonata plants her head below yours, on your neck, breathing shallow into it.
>And with every breath you feel the warm, humid air hid your neck.
>Her lips make contact with your neck, sending shivers up your spine with each new peck dotted along the way to your jawline.
"I'm serious, Sonata, what're yo-"
>She cuts you off again by-
>Biting your ear?
>Why would she-
>Oh, good God.
>That feels weird.
>It- woah there.
>"I like it more when you're like that."
>Like that?
"L- like what?"
>Sonata rests her forehead against yours, speaking in a quiet mumble like whisper.
>But the two of you are close enough that you can hear her just fine.
>"Like before, when you're- when you look at me with that expression."
>Expression?
>What?
>She's really not making this easy for you.
>You didn't expect to need to solve riddles while your room-mate rode you in the middle of the living room.
>"I don't know when it started, but every time you got angry at me, when I did something bad-"
>She breaths excessively hard, a little rasp of moan coming out with it.
>"I couldn't help it. I wanted you to look at me more. Scold me. Tell me - tell me what to do."
>She looks into your eyes, her deep pink irises staring back.
>>27302481
>"I'm going to kiss you now."
>You try say something, but choke on your words.
>"And you can't stop me."
>True to her word, she cranes her head a bit forward and makes contact with your lips, releasing you after a second.
>And then goes for another one.
>And another.
>Again.
>And again.
>You find yourself reciprocating a few, whether it be intentional or not so.
>Kissing her back.
>The more she does it, the more you want to.
>And the more you do so, the bolder she becomes.
>Sonata's hands start moving across your body, midriff first before trailing up to your chest and neck.
>And yet, even though your rational mind tells you that this is wrong,
>That you shouldn't be doing this,
>Screaming at you to tear yourself away from Sonata while you still have the chance,
>You do the same to her.
>Bringing your hands up from their resting positions on the sofa, you run your hand lightly up her thigh, just barely touching her.
>The cold tips of your fingers causing her to tense her legs up on you.
>You get to the fabric of her shorts, stroking up and playing with the elastic waistband, teasing her.
>The deeper into the band you go, the harder her breathing gets.
>Jutting your thumb under the fabric of her panties, she gasps, whether in shock or arousal you don't know.
>But you end up going back and retracting out, resting both of your hands on her waist.
>She pulls away and opens her eyes, looking down to see if something was wrong.
>"Wh- why'd you stop?"
>You grasp both her wrists in your left hand, the two of them being small enough to do so.
>She tries to pull them apart to no avail, looking back at you for an explanation to what you're doing.
>Placing your right hand soflty under her chin, you bring her face towards your own and give her a light peck.
"Because if we're going to do this, we're going to do it my way."
>With your free hand, you pull Sonata closer to you, her legs wrapping around your waist.
>>27302488
>Scooching to the end of the couch you spread your legs and stand up, carrying her along with you.
>She locks her legs behind your back, laughing in surprise.
>You let go of her hands and let her wrap them back and around your neck, keeping your eyes open as she kisses you.
>Gotta look where you're going.
>Careful not to bump into the coffee table, you make your way into the hall and right to your bedroom.
>You kick the door open, probably a little too hard, but whatever.
>Rummaging through the junk on your floor, you unhinge Sonatas legs from behind you and chuck her down onto the bed.
>She hits it and bounces with a pomf.
>Dropping to your knees, either leg outside on of hers, you crawl up from her belly to her face.
>She clasps your face in her hands and kisses you again, breaking and pausing for air.
>She holds you there, just looking into your eyes before pulling you back down.
>In the middle of the kiss, you feel her lips upturn into a smile, feeling her teeth come through into the kiss.
>You pull up and away, wondering why she's suddenly started laughing.
"What's so funny?"
>Sonata laughs again, covering her mouth with one of her hands and looking to the side, at your wall.
>It takes her a moment to form her answer.
>"I just - can't believe that this is actually happening."
>You raise a brow.
"Do you want it to?"
>She looks back at you and nods.
>You lean back down and kiss her, one hand travelling behind her head and pulling out her hair band.
>You slide it through and off of her long hair, letting it all flow free.
>Continuing with the kiss, your hands travel from her cheek to her neck, neck to collarbones, collarbones to waist.
>Sliding your fingers under her shirt, you feel the heat radiating off of her stomach.
>Both your hands grip her waist and slide upwards, revealing more and more of her skin as you do so.
>You stop once you're below her breasts, breaking the kiss and opening your eyes to make sure she's okay with it.
>>27302494
>Sonata twiddles your hair between her fingers, but gives you the all clear.
>Flipping your thumbs up and moving the fabric you surmount her chest, her bra coming into full view.
>Quite a simple red, with some frill-like lace design around the outside.
>She doesn't look you in the eyes, her gaze rather haphazardly darting around your room,
>Lifting her slightly off of your bed, you continue with your motion and pull her top off of her, leaning back to - well - take in the view.
>She squirms under you, the sensation of being looked at like this by someone other than Aria and Adagio most likely jarring.
>Wrapping her arms back around your neck, Sonata pulls your down and grasps at your shirt, clawing at it.
>She pulls at it as it bunches up around your collar to no avail, as opposed to hers, yours has sleeves.
>Lifting your arms from her sides, you pull your own shirt off and fling it across the room, not regarding where it's going to fall.
>Now it's Sonata's turn to stare at your body.
>Her cold hands touch you, sending chills around the area with each new sensation.
>Feeling her body with your own, you grip her sides and lift yourself, sitting on your knees.
>She comes up with you, her crotch resting right on top of yours.
>Not like you can feel anything, though.
>Jeans are in the way.
>But not for long, but the looks of it.
>Sonata uses one hand to grip your hair, pulling it with each increasingly violent and unco-ordinated kiss.
>Her other hand walks down your chest and stomach, tugging at your waistline.
>It takes a while, but she manages to get the button undone relatively quickly.
>Considering that she's not looking, on top of being otherwise pre-occupied.
>After the button comes off, she pulls down the zip and shoves her fingers into the jeans contents.
>You feel her fingers caress you through your boxers, gasping at the sudden touch.
>>27302503
>Moving her fingers around further, she slips them ever so swiftly into the elastic of your underwear, touching you with her bare hands.
>Deciding that you're not going to let her take all of the control back, you move your hand from her side to her behind, pulling down.
>Nothing budges in the beginning, but as you apply more pressure you feel a little give.
>Wrapping your free hand around her entire waist, you lift her up and pull down with the other, taking off her shorts and panties in one motion.
>You push Sonata back down onto the bed, sliding her clothes down her legs and chucking them wherever you chucked your shirt.
>Realising that you took off everything she had on, she closes her legs and covers herself with her hands.
>Placing one of your hands on each of her knees you pull apart her legs and caress up to her hands, slipping your fingers below them and pulling them off as well.
>You slide your fingers in between hers, holding her hand tightly.
>With your left, you wrap under her leg and lift her up off the bed and closer to you.
>You hear a gasp from above and a sudden squeeze on your hand as you breathe on her mound, drawing closer.
>Starting with a broad stroke from bottom to top, you end on her clitoris and stay there, flicking and tensing your tongue over the area.
>You gauge where to go based on her breathing as it becomes shallower and increasingly audible.
>Her stomach heaves up and down, her legs gyrating as she comes ever closer to the edge.
>The hand she had previously gripping your sheets moves to your head, pulling on your hair.
>It hurts, but there's just a little more to go.
>Sonata's breathing eventually so loud that you could probably hear it through the walls, her legs tensing around your head.
>You increase your grip on her, keeping her from moving too much and throwing you off your mark.
UMMMMMMF
>>27299750
That just means you love her, poof or no poof.
>>27296855
B-but why though? I don't understand what I'm looking at.
>>27303813
That makes two of us.
>>27302508
Keep going
>>27305129
What flavor of poptart is she eating?
>>27305202
old fashioned brown sugar cinnamon
>>27305202
cookies n creme
>>27305202
Sausages and Milkybars.
>>27306112
No, the flavor is clearly Any Type of Fox She Can Find and Catch
>>27305202Coffee & Cigarettes
>>27290042
>>27295484
>blow it right back into her
Almost finished with next update of Make a Mistake with Me. Shouldn't take more than an hour or two before I start posting.
Adagio wants to know if thats as big as it gets.
>>27307222
Yes, I already told youthat they're just sponges, not REAL dinosaurs.
>>27307255
those things were the shit
>>27306770
Hey, could you put on a name for when you're posting your story?
>>27307535
Sure. So let's get to it. MaMwM continues, nao.
>Three years ago.
>Backstage of Short Creek Saloon.
>You throw yourself on the dusty leather sofa, adrenaline-filled laughter echoing from somewhere deep within you.
>Your band members soon follow you, each sitting down for a breather.
>You’re all sweaty.
>You’re all more than a little drunk.
>You’re all barely past sixteen.
>And you just killed it at the stage. You can still hear the people chanting for Star Generation.
>That, of course, being your band.
>”Maaaan, I need a beer.”
>Your bassist, Crystal Ship, was one sick puppy.
>Always first of you to get drunk, last to get sober.
>Not that anyone else was better.
>Purple Haze, your keyboardist, is busy lighting a cigarette.
>Kozmic Blues, your drummer, high-fives you as she walks over to the fridge for more drinks.
>And then there’s…
>”Mmm, gotta love your musk, babe.”
>You girlfriend, collapsing on top of you with a goofy smile on her face.
“Oh? Well just wait for tonight, there’s more where that came from.”
>You play with her hair that you love so much.
>She starts to giggle, but both of you yelp in surprise when Kozmic Blues shoves ice cold beers to your faces.
>”Ugh, save it for bedroom you pervs.”
>Kozmic rolls her eyes and sits down on another couch.
“What’s her problem?”
>You mutter that under your breath as you twist open your beer.
>Your girlfriend has an odd expression when she looks at Kozmic.
>A mix of anger and… pity?
>”Don’t worry babe. She’ll eventually get over it.”
>You shrug and take a huge swig from your beer.
>Your head is buzzing too pleasantly for you to care about this right now.
>And you want it to buzz even more.
>It seems you’re not the only one, because your girlfriend straddles you and chugs her beer down in one go.
>Purple Haze laughs at the sight and takes a drag off his cigarette.
“Haze, I’m outta smokes.”
>”Christ dude, again? You go through like two packs a day.”
>>27307579
“Which is two less than your average person in this line of work. Bite me.”
>As he throw you the pack of Lucky Bastards, you fish one out and then hand another to your girlfriend.
>She lights hers with that lionhead zippo she’s so proud of and then leans forward.
>The burning eye of the cigarette looms over you, and you push closer.
>The cigarettes touch.
>It’s like kissing, only better.
>Well, almost.
>”Jesus christ…”
>Kozmic looks at you two like you were insane and starts chugging her beer as well.
>Soon she should be drunk and far happier.
>No need to let whatever’s going on ruin the night.
“Anyways! Here’s to another successful gig!”
>You raise your longneck, as do the others.
“This long black road’s almost over, and we’re almost there at the stardom! I hear Ol’ Grimey managed to get us a gig at the Riot Room with some bigwigs from some record label coming in to listen.”
>Crystal Ship rolls his eyes.
>”You said that about the gig at Lawrence as well, and you know how well that ended.”
>You groan.
“How was I supposed to know there’d be Sons of Silence members in the audience? Anyways, they got what they deserved. You break the 100-mile rule, you pay for it.”
>Kozmic shakes her head in disappointment.
>”Anon, we ain’t never gonna hit it big if you keep brawling at every dive bar in the state. I know your father was part of El Foraster-”
>Whatever she was going to admonish you about is cut short when something smacks against the skylight.
>You all turn to look, eyes wide from surprise.
>However, that surprise soon turns into a groan of disbelief on your part.
>”Oh look at that, Anon.”
>Your girlfriend grins at you, devilishly.
>”Your little admirer is here.”
>And indeed, up there, against the glass of the skylight, you see a familiar excited face and tuft of green hair.
>Along with a pair of eyes that are already undressing you.
>You shiver with fear.
>>27307595
“Jesus Christ, that kid’s not alright in the head. How did she even get up there!?”
>Your girlfriend giggles and draws circles at your chest with her finger.
>”Oh, I dunno. You *are* quite the catch…”
>You’re not feeling the flirts right now.
>Even through your alcohol-induced buzz, you can feel annoyance raise its ugly head.
>Meanwhile, the girl up at the skylight is already drawing a heart-shape to the glass.
>Your bandmates are howling like hyenas at the display.
>So it’s up to you to try to shoo her away.
“Get outta here, Lemon! Or you want me to get the bouncers on your ass again!?”
>You get up from the sofa and swipe the air at her.
>You have no idea if she heard that.
>Probably not.
>She’s mouthing something as an answer, though.
>It’s either:
>”I want your autograph!”
>Or:
>”I want your babies!”
>Neither would be surprising, considering it’s Lemon Zest.
>Your self-proclaimed number one fan.
>Sure enough, the girl was there to witness your first gig at Independence.
>And has been following your ever since.
>But goddammit, you draw the line to following you home just to get an autograph.
>Your girlfriend seems to find it hilarious though.
>You just can’t get used to the green-haired fan.
>Mostly because she has no concept or personal space.
>Or that you’re in a relationship.
>”Oh crap! Catch her, Anon!”
>Your girlfriend’s shout is your only warning.
>With a loud thunk, the skylight swings open like a trapdoor.
>Lemon Zest doesn’t even manage to yell out of surprise.
>However, you spring into action.
>Leaping with arms stretched, you manage to break her fall and slide backwards on the beer-stained floor.
>The impact is quite heavy, making your head ring.
>When you come back to, you realize you’re laying on the floor, Lemon Zest sitting on top of you.
>”Yo! What’s up, Anon?”
>She doesn’t seem troubled at all.
>>27307614
>Back in the present day, you’re on your back on the asphalt.
>That must’ve been your personal Vietnam Flashback, triggered by this deja vu.
>After all, Lemon Zest is once again sitting on top of you.
>She’s older than before, sure.
>And so are you.
>Still, you can see that same crazed glint in her eyes. Some things never change.
>You just hope that there’s a bit more common sense behind those amber eyes.
>”Dude, I can’t believe this is happening! Like, all my wet dreams are coming through right now!”
>Nope.
>Common sense is as foreign as her as unrealsies are to Sonata.
“Okay, that’s great. Now get off!”
>You try to push her off without using too much force.
>She’s still a girl.
>But damn if she isn’t freakishly strong one, as she stays right where she is.
>Lemon Zest’s friends are looking at the ongoing show with varying degrees of shock.
>Especially Sour Sweet.
>She’s hovering somewhere between disgust and utter confusion.
>Luckily there exists one person on this parking lot that isn’t afraid to take action.
>”Get off him you skank!”
>Aria appears out of nowhere, grasps Zest into a full nelson and drags her up.
>You remind yourself to buy Deep Purple a beer.
>She’s saved your ass today more than once.
>”Anybody want to explain what’s going on?”’
>Sour Sweet is not sure who she should be angry at.
>So she just glares at everyone in sight.
>Too bad for her, Aria’s got one hell of a mean eye.
>One look and Sour’s hiding behind her blue-haired friend.
>”Yeah, Roadie. I’d like to hear an explanation as well.”
>Aria’s words are thick with venom as she looks at you.
>Goddammit.
>You thought this day couldn’t get any worse.
“Well, you see, this… this is a fan from the days I used to be-”
>”Girls, you ain’t gonna believe this, buuut, that dude’s the lead singer and guitarist of *Star Generation*!”
>Lemon Zest waves her arms, smile radiating energy like a leaking nuclear reactor.
>>27307222
H-haha good one dagi
>>27307623
>All of Lemon Zest’s friends look completely unimpressed.
‘>Figures.
>It ain’t like one of these teenage girls has heard about your old band.
>During the time you were touring, they were listening to godawful bubblegum pop and learning how to not make sense whatsoever.
>Well, with the exception of Lemon Zest.
>She’s some sort of freak of natu-
>”Star Generation? Are you talking about one of the most prolific and influential bands of the independent circuit during the early 2014? The one responsible for rising popularity of Southern-style hard rock during recent years? The one that have their self-published album ‘Great White Trash’ still be in high demand from record stores?”
>This tidal wave of fast-paced speech comes from the girl with glasses.
>She then looks at you.
>To your surprise, the former disdain is gone.
>Instead, you can see a hint of respect.
>”Yeah, you got, Sugarcoat!”
>Lemon Zest nods like crazy.
>”He’s their frontman, Anonymous!”
>Hearing that, the girl named Sugarcoat walks up to you and offers her hand.
>After a bit of hesitation, you let her help you standing again.
>”Honor to meet you, Mister Anonymous. You know, your music definitely helped me during the more emotionally turbulent times of my teenage years when I wanted to vent my frustration regarding the prevalent faux-cultured attitude found in our high school. It was very therapeutic.”
>Right.
“Right. Glad you... liked it.”
>Did… did this girl just imply she’s masturbated to your music?
>You hope not.
>You look down at your hand which she just shook.
>Probably best to make a mental note to wash it thoroughly later.
>Admittedly, the idea’s sort of hot but no.
>You just hope it was a poor choice of words on her part.
>”So, what Roadie? These girls are your fans?”
>Aria seems less than impressed by the thought.
>You shake your head.
>”No, no, these are Strangelove’s assistants. Remember?”
>>27307642
>”Duh! Well, I’m actually both! But rest of them are! Assistants, I mean!”
>Lemon Zest gestures vaguely towards her friends.
>Seemingly satisfied with the answer, Aria finally lets her go.
>You turn to look at the group of girls in chic uniforms.
>Hard to imagine they work for someone as weird as Strangelove.
>”What she said.”
>Sour Sweet continues.
>”Anyways, other than Lemon Zest and myself, these are Indigo Zap, Sunny Flare, Sugarcoat and Suri Polomare.”
>Suri and Sunny give you an indifferent nod.
>Lemon and Indigo grin and wave.
>Sugarcoat, surprisingly, smiles at you.
>Sour Sweet on the other hand…
>”What are you staring at, creepo?”
>... Looks like she’s permanently stuck on sour.
“So, like I said before, Strangelove sent me here to give you a message. You’re supposed to meet her back at her place, and I’m supposed to help you transport whatever it is you’re transporting.”
>Indigo Zap lets out a sigh of relief.
>”Man, thanks a lot! My arms are dying here! That nerd ordered way too many electronic components again!”
>She nods towards the mountain of boxes behind her.
“Probably because she’s gonna blow them all up in couple of days.”
>Your dry joke is met with some chuckles.
>Not from Sour Sweet, though.
>She’s back to staring daggers at you.
“So you guys are, what, Strangelove’s friends?”
>The girls look at each other, seemingly little surprised by the question.
>What follows is an awkward silence you weren’t prepared for.
>However, it’s Sunny Flare who eventually shrugs her shoulders with a hint of smile on her lips.
>”I guess we are? We wouldn’t be helping her otherwise.”
>Suri clicks her tongue, but nods all the time.
>”She was horribly awkward and nervous while studying at Crystal Prep, but the moment she got accepted into Everton independent study program, she was allowed to be herself.”
>>27307660
>Indigo Zap chuckles.
>”Yeah! I mean, it’s like she’s eating nothing but willpower and sarcasm in that apartment of hers! First time she contacted us about getting her something-or-other, we couldn’t believe it was really her!”
>Sour Sweet rolls her eyes at the bluehead.
>”Tell me about it. At first she tried to coax us into it by flattering us…”
>Suddenly, her face considerably darkens.
>”But the moment we refused she started actual threats, revealing her true, twisted nature!”
>Already used to Sour’s bipolar attitude, you’re surprised to see her pop right back into smiling once more.
>”But still, she’s blast to be around when she has time to spare from her studies!”
>Sugarcoat nods at that.
>”The moment she wasn’t required to be at a place she clearly didn’t want to be, she was able to act more naturally. And we were able to learn she wasn’t a dork, but just needed her own space.”
>Lemon Zest grins in agreement.
>”Yeah, yeah! Plus she introduced me to Freezepop! Girl’s got taste in music up the whaaack!”
>To be honest, hearing them say all these positive things about Strangelove…
>... You’re bit surprised.
>When you initially saw these six, you took them for snobby elitists from another school who just acted as Strangelove’s hired muscle.
>But the more they speak about her, the more it dawns upon you that Strangelove might not be as lonely as she seems.
>And that these girls might not be such jerks they initially looked like.
>Hell, even you managed to break through the icy exterior of Dazzlings.
>Now a former bully like Aria rushed to help you the moment she saw you in trouble.
>So if the Dazzlings deserve a chance, so do these girls.
“That’s good to hear. In the end, Strangelove’s my friend too, so to know that she’s got someone to depend on… thanks, girls.”
>You nod at them, approvingly.
>>27307680
>Most of them grin back at you… with the expected exception of Sour Sweet.
>”And what’s that supposed to mean, creepo?”
“It means that I’ll be counting on you to be Strangelove’s friends from now on as well. That’s all.”
>A moment of silence.
>Then, with a hint of red on her cheeks, she nods.
>”I don’t need you telling me that. I’ll look out for her even without someone telling me to.”
>You chuckle at the sight, as do the others.
>Even Aria’s grinning… though a bit maliciously.
“So, with that outta the way, what do you say we load up all those boxes in the Buick and head out?”
>The girls nod in unison and begin lifting the boxes.
>You motion Aria with your head, and the two of you join in.
>Falling a bit behind the six, the two of you talk some more with hushed voices.
“Strangelove has some interesting friends, huh?”
>”Roadie, she’s a mad scientist you got living as your neighbor. Be glad she’s not friends with talking dogs or something.”
>You chuckle.
“Fair point. Still, I wasn’t expecting them to be, you know, so open about their friendship. They seem like people who care about appearances too much.”
>”Eh, you’d be surprised, Roadie. If a person is allowed to, like, grow the way she wants to, she can take things at her own pace. Strangelove did what she wanted, gained some confidence, and contacted these six when she was ready.”
>She motions towards the girls with her eyes.
>”The change they saw made them respect her. I bet some of them want to change, too.”
”You think so? People want to change because someone inspires them, not to fit a certain mold?”
>”I don’t think so, Roadie.”
>Aria shoots you with a meaningful stare.
>”I know so from personal experience.”
>There’s an odd weight behind those words, enough to leave you standing there, puzzled.
“Huh?”
>It’s only five seconds later that you grasp what she said.
>And when you do, you blush heavily.
>Goddamn Deep Purple.
>>27307707
>Aria turns to look over her shoulder at your dumbfounded face.
>She’s an odd girl.
>First of all, she’s not a girl, not really.
>Try fish-horse monster from another world.
>She’s also foul-mouthed.
>A sore loser.
>Grumpy as all hell.
>Violent.
>Unable to take a joke.
>And yet…
>She’s there to support you whenever you need it.
>She genuinely cares for you, and is upset at the thought you don’t care about yourself.
>She’s ready to defend you to the point of duking it out with one of the most powerful magic users on Earth.
>And she does it just because that magic user laid a hand on you.
>She goes along with your crazy plan of ‘revenge’, trusting you.
>And most importantly... she does this all even though she hated you when you two first met.
>But after everything that happened, that hatred has turned into something else.
>Just like with Sonata back in that darkness…
>... now that you look at Aria, veiled in the color of the blue hour, you consider her family.
“Aria?”
>”Yeah, Roadie?”
>She looks at you expectantly.
>And you finally decide to say something you should’ve said a long time ago.
“... Thanks. For everything.”
>That seems to surprise her.
>For a moment, she stares at you, her eyes wide and cheeks red.
>Then, letting out a chuckle, she walks up to you.
>Her head bumps against your chest, and she rests it there for a moment.
>”Don’t mention it, Anon.”
>You nod.
>Being this close, you can hear her frantic heartbeat.
>Just like she can hear yours.
>Aria’s warm body against yours reminds you of things you buried away years ago.
>When you entered juvie, you promised you wouldn’t get involved with girls again.
>But now, with Aria so close you can smell the faint fragrance of lavender from her…
>... You’re beginning to doubt that decision.
>”Especially to Adagio and Sonata. I don’t want them getting any ideas.”
>The two of you chuckle.
“You got it.”
>>27277530
It should've been Alfred Hitchcock pose
>>27307730
>You get back to your apartment just before nine.
>Steering your car to the parking lot, you take a deep breath.
>You know what’s coming.
>You’ve been trying to get mentally prepared for it.
>But fuck.
>You’re not looking forward to meeting Adagio again.
>She’s gotta be fuming.
>You ditched the whole day to go looking for people and getting in trouble, even though you were just supposed to drop by the store.
>Aria notices your nervousness.
>”Looks like you gotta face the music, Roadie.”
“... Yeah. I’ll go on ahead, take the brunt of it.”
>”Good luck.”
>You step out of the car and fix your jacket.
>Up ahead, clouds are gathering to the darkening sky.
>Looks like tonight’s gonna be the first snowfall of this year.
>Another thing you’re not looking forward to.
>Then, after fishing out a cigarette and lighting it, you take a step.
>And another.
>And eventually, you find yourself at the front door of your apartment building.
>There, a beauty with lustrous hair lies in wait, arms folded.
>Her eyes are narrowed and you can see her breath fog in the cold air.
>Nowhere to run now.
>There’s less than two meters between you and Adagio.
“... Hi. I’m back.”
>”Welcome back, Anonymous.”
>Her voice is colder than the air around you.
>Sonata peeks from behind Adagio, looking nervous, and gives you a small wave.
>”H-hi, Nonny. How was the sto-”
>”Sonata. Shut up.”
>Ouch.
>Looks like there won’t be no mercy for anyone.
>But what surprises you more than Sonata’s presence is that of another person behind Adagio.
>”... Woah, dude. You’re, like, so screwed.”
“Tree Hugger? The hell you’re doing here?”
>It’s the potheaded daughter of your landlord.
>Like father like mother, you suppose.
>”Well.”
>Adagio’s harsh tone cuts the air like knife.
>”Since neither you nor Aria were around, we had to make do. We still had an apartment to clean and needed all the help we could get.”
>>27307754
>Adagio glances at the hippie behind her.
>”Hence we recruited her.”
“That… makes sense, I suppose.”
>Still, you can imagine Adagio’s mood didn’t get better, having to babysit both Sonata and Tree Hugger.
>The way her right eye twitches confirms your suspicions.
>”What does not make sense, however, is that you took the whole day to go grocery shopping.”
>Adagio takes a step forward.
>Instinctively, you take one backwards.
>If you were completely honest, you’d rather go another round with your physical doppelganger than with angry Poof.
>”I know I should punish you severely for abandoning me with these two…”
>Sonata cuts in with an annoyed ‘hey!’ but is quickly silenced by Adagio’s glare.
>”... However, I am not without mercy. I’ll give you a chance to explain yourself, Anonymous.”
>Her eyes narrow even more.
>”One chance.”
>Well, this is it.
>Your one chance at avoiding whatever horrible fate awaits you.
>You completely abandoned Adagio to clean your landfill of an apartment.
>Instead, you spent the day fooling around and chatting up random people in order to get them join your inane quest for revenge.
>Revenge that isn’t even yours.
>You also got into more than one fight and made enemies with a powerful witch.
>During this whole time, you ignored every call from Adagio because, well…
>... You were goddamn afraid.
>So, what can you say?
>How can you possibly make it all seem worth it?
“... Shit.”
>You take a drag from your cigarette and blow it up in the air.
>The smoke dances in the air, as if mocking you.
>Defeat lurching in your stomach, you look back down, at Adagio.
>At that moment, it happens.
>Last ray of light from the descending sun hits the glass of the door behind Adagio.
>In that light, you see what’s going on behind you.
>And in that instant, a familiar song begins playing in your head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmjoLi2S5rc
>They’ve arrived.
>All of them.
>>27307768
>Some came on their bicycles.
>Others on their motorcycles.
>Others finally finished getting the stuff out of your car.
>And now they’re here.
>They approach your little pow-wow at the stairs in a single row.
>Seven on the left.
>Sour Sweet, Sugarcoat, Lemon Zest, Sunny Flare, Indigo Zap, Suri Polomare and Starlight Glimmer.
>They’re the ones spurred on by trust in someone else.
>Seven on the right.
>Aria Blaze, Gilda Griffon, Limestone Pie, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Lightning Dust and Trixie Lulamoon.
>They’re the ones spurred on by trust in you.
>But nevertheless, it’s a trust of fourteen mighty pillars rising from the ground, gazing up at the blazing sun together.
>Like wings of an eagle they spread behind you, all with determined looks on their faces.
>They don’t know it, but…
>They make an absolutely majestic sight.
>Their walk, powerful.
>Their faces, gallant.
>You’re reminded of the first time you saw your dad return from one of his runs with his friends.
>There isn’t the deafening rumble of motorcycles, but it doesn’t matter.
>You get chills nevertheless.
>A slow smile spreads on your lips.
>You take another drag from your cigarette and fix your leather jacket.
>If you knew magic, you would emblazon the logo in your mind to its back right at this moment.
>But that’ll have to wait.
>So for now, you’ll keep that picture of a snarling grey canine at the back of your mind.
>You draw a deep breath.
>Then, with a proud look in your eyes, you spread your hands.
”I went to recruit, Adagio.”
>She looks surprised by these words, and what she sees.
”I found our Outsiders, Adagio. I found our nWo.”
>You grin like only a wolf who found his pack would.
”I found our New World Outlaws.”
>Adagio eyes up the people gathered behind, and finally nods.
>The cold look on her face melts away to a sneer that matches yours.
>Another wolf, ready to run.
>”Good work, Anonymous.”
>>27296855
>>27301016
I'm pretty sure when Terrorblade escaped from the Hell of Hells, I'm pretty sure it wasn't thisThis is worse
>>27307780
>It doesn’t take long for you to introduce everyone to Adagio, Sonata and Tree Hugger.
>It also doesn’t take long for Adagio to assert her authority over everybody else.
>Not even Sour Sweet or Starlight Glimmer is stupid enough to challenge her on that.
>Scarily enough, Lemon Zest and Sonata hit it right off.
>Perhaps it’s because they’re both a bit crazy.
>... Well, it should be okay as long as Sonata won’t give any new ideas to Zest.
>You shiver at the thought.
>Another worrisome combination is Indigo Zap, Lightning Dust and Limestone Pie.
>Those three jocks are gonna cause some trouble, you can just tell.
>Sure, you all will be chasing hell, but that doesn’t mean you have to go at it the stupid way.
>If the worst comes to worst, you’ll just have to sic Aria at them.
>”So.”
>Adagio turns to look at you.
>”Clock is almost nine. Shouldn’t we go meet this Strangelove?”
“Yeah. Let’s go, everyone! After the meeting, free food and drinks at my place!”
>This announcement is met with cheers.
>”Um, Nonny? You sure? Like, we just cleaned it…”
>Sonata looks a bit worried, but you pat her on the shoulder.
“We’re gonna need their help, Sonata. The least we can do for them is keep them fed and happy.”
>Leaving it at that, you head inside the apartment building, a mass of people following you closely.
>Strangelove’s door right on the first floor.
>Behind it are stairs leading to the basement where she lives.
>You clear your throat and knock on the door, bracing for a crash or an explosion from the inside.
>Instead, you hear muffled talking and sound of papers being arranged.
“Strangelove? You there?”
>The talking doesn’t stop, but you can hear steps coming closer to the door.
>Thanks to that, you can finally hear what Strangelove’s talking about.
>”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got some fantastically punctual guests to meet. I’ll talk with you two later.”
>Huh?
>Is she on the phone?
>>27307803
>That sounds vaguely familiar but… you can’t just put your finger on it.
>Well, whatever it is, it’s not important.
>You knock again.
>”Yes, yes, just a minute! I’ll open the locks!”
>You start hearing the sound of multiple locks being released, and roll your eyes.
“Talk about paranoid security…”
>”You’d be surprised, Anonymous, how many people would want to break into my sanctuary. And I’m not talking about just foreign spies.”
>You chuckle at that.
>However, Adagio next to you tenses up.
>You see the hair on the back of her neck stand up.
>Almost like an animal that recognizes an enemy.
>”Pizza delivery, mailmen, annoying people from Everton… the list goes on. Just be glad I’m letting you in this easily.”
>The last few locks click open.
>The door begins opening.
>At the same time, you see Adagio’s eyes shoot wide open.
>Too late.
>Too late you sense danger.
>Like a nightmare, the metal door swings open, revealing the person behind it.
>Yet you’re rooted in place, unable to stop the catastrophe you can sense is about to happen.
>For a second, you finally see her.
>Your mysterious neighbor who has been helping you all this time.
>And you have to admit, you weren’t expecting a beauty.
>A nerd, sure, but still a beauty.
>Purple-hued skin, hair of dark violet with a bright streak running through it.
>Sharp and intelligent eyes gazing at you through thick-rimmed glasses.
>Labcoat that accentuates her lithe body in just the right way.
>If you weren’t stuck in a slowed down film of despair, you’d be able to appreciate the sight more.
>However, reality is cruel.
>You try to say something, anything.
>But it’s drowned by the growl emanating from Adagio’s throat.
>”YOU!”
>That’s all you hear before Adagio lunges forward, hands wrapping around Strangelove’s throat.
>The two of them tumble down the stairs into the darkness, and you chase after them.
>You knew it.
>The day was going far too well.
>>27307819
Aaaand that's it for today. Sorry about all the typos, I was pretty tired when I wrote this. I'll be trying to fix them to the pastebin version.Tune in next time for Dazzle vs. Sparkle, nerdweight championship match of the century.
>>27307842
yes thanks for the update friendo
>>27302503
>>27302488
>>27302481
>>27302467
>>27300309
>Recent "Wall" thread is deleted
ya blew it.
>>27306436
unf
How are you still alive?
>>27309121
You'd be amazed at how often my doctor asks that
>>27309328
Where is her nose?
>>27307255
underrated post
>>27309341
>>27309857
Anon you sick fuck! Give her nose back!
>>27309947
if She wants her nose back, she can fight me for it.
I want to be friends with the *insert favorite dazzlings* and get drunk one night with the dazzlings
*Insert favorite dazzlings* follows me back to my room where they give me a drunkin handjob and before we go any further.
We both just fall asleep
But then the next day we pretend it never happened
And then eventually me and the dazzlings go our separate ways
Because of work and school or whatever
Then some years later we have a reunion of sorts
And there we both finally share our feelings for each other and how dumb we were for taking so long to tell each other our feelings
Then we grow old together. have a couple of kids and then the rest is history
Or not because it will never happen
Yandazzles: The Quest for Anons Love
>Long ago, in a small town in the middle of nowhere, our sirens stand victorious over a fresh new meal.
>A Farmer, his wife and two daughters, and his aging grandmother in law.
>For you see a Dazzling has more ways than one two gather their precious energy.
>Some methods are more, direct, than others.
>Nevertheless, our heroes can finally enjoy the succulent taste of a well earned meal.
>Well almost all of them.
>Aria sits on her knees bleeding at an alarming rate.
>"Why... Why do I always get SHOT?"
>Dagi pauses in the middle of her feast.
"I did tell him to shoot all bitches. Should've been more precise."
>As she's talking she waves the husbands arm back and forth matter-of-factly.
>"Fuck... You..."
Dagi rolls her eyes. "Don't be a baby. Eat her brains, you'll feel better."
>Aria pains herself to stand up to look for an instrument to open up the bowl of goodness.
>Sonata stumbles down the staircase before keeling over the railing, throwing up.
>On Aria.
>"OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK!"
>"Never... eat... old people..."
>Adagio shakes her head and laughs.
>It's been awhile for them. Especially Sonata.
>While Aria ran, well more stumbled, to the kitchen, something up the staircase caught Dagis eye.
>Well more to the point it caught her ear.
http://www.fastswf.com/qxZzDPY
This is just a sample intro which is the setup of how anon ends up at the dazzle B&B. The backgrounds/Sprites are all rough sketch, and the music is also temp (from unteralterbach, big inspiration). Leme know if it's too wordy or if it needs somethig.
>>27310473
Nah it seems pretty good to me. I wish I had some sort of skill to help you make this Because I really hope to see it get completed
>>27310049
square up, nigga
>>27310473
I liked it. It was immersive and the music was silly but enjoyable.
Keep it up!
>>27310564
No fair. She's missing a huge weak spot.
>>27310473
Wouldn't it be "I am Anon, an underachieving etc etc" ? Or just a period? I'm not exactly an expert with punctuation.
>>27310578
Just give her the good old' cunt punch
>>27310549
Thanks! The thought counts.
>>27310574
Right now im trying to decide how the interaction with sirens is gonna go.
The gameplay for the main game is working in the format of
every 7 days tax check happens. You play warioware style mini games to keep the place afloat that get harder every week.
But how interaction with dazzles going is what im debating.
Do you talk to them huniepop style and once you have enough points the sex scene happen?
Or a more general visual novel kind of thing with questions for points?
>>27310586
Ooops, thats right. I forgot to paste that intro part from a dialogue checked edit. Good catch.
>>27310473
Can't see this on mobile, what's in it?
>>27310473
>Not "SirINN"
0/10 would not play again
>>27310564
Eh, I can take her.
>>27310628
Main Intro setup for the game.
>>27310644
Brilliant, i'll change it to that.
>>27310628
It's a really really early stage version of the game he's been talking about working on.
>>27307842
>Hot Adagio on Sci-Twi action fueled by revengeance
Aww yis. Didn't even know I wanted this.
>>27310646
But can youtake on me? Take me on?
>>27310781
I don' know,I'll be gone, in a day or two
>>27310644
>>27310651
Then there needs to be a dialogue option to talk to Aria or Adagio about it and have then roll their eyes and say it was Sonata's idea.
>>27310785
I'll be coming for you anyway.
>>27310838
It's better to be safe than sorry.
>>27310781
>>27310785
>>27310838
>>27310886
Looks like I know what will be stuck in my head for today. Thanks for that Anons.
>>27311400
could be worse, you could have something worse stuck in your head.
>>27311410
True. Personally I don't mind A-Ha anyway.
>>27311562
I mean, if you wanted, I could find something a lot worse for you to have stuck in your head.
>>27305551
Would be good if it wasn't for literally who on the left.
>>27311637
I think that's... samus?
>>27311587
Do it. Piqued my interest.
>>27311663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Smbg-e_GF5M
>>27311672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WPCLda_erI
>>27311704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJAbH4UdciM
>>27311663
Watch out, Anon. You'renever gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm.
>>27311718
We were all having a good time until this motherfucker just had to take things a step too far.
>>27311745
Hey, I said I could find a worse thing to have stuck in your head.
>>27311745
Some motherfucker's always trying to ice-skate uphill.
>>27311672
Oh god why.
>>27311704
Don't mind some of their stuff.
>>27311718
Consider suicide.
>>27311724
I have strange ties to that song.
>>27312102
Anon, I know it's easy to pretend, but I know you're not a fool.
>>27312575
>>27312583
>>27312591
Well hey, it's someone's fetish.
>>27271234
I can confirm that BG9 actually is a girl at heart as they quoted
>>27313212
>missing tomato on the taco
Never got fixd
>>27313212
Wheres da cheese?
>>27313568
Oh shit never noticed that
>>27310611
If I were you I'd try to go old school Lucas Arts and make it a point and click adventure that takes place in the B&B and surrounding town area. Anon would be a bit stupid and a bit oblivious. He'd commit various acts to promote the place like
1) Put a "Nudist Beach" sign in the nearby beach that the B&B has a great view of so that people would flock to the inn. This would backfire, as it'd attract creeps (including a character named Tom Peepers).
2) Call a local radio station and start a rumour that a UFO crashed nearby in order to attract people. This would get out of hand and tinfoil loons from all across the country would visit.
3) Get wind that a movie is being shot nearby and that the crew and actors are staying in a fancy hotel. Anon would infiltrate the place dressed as a staff member (by stealing a maid uniform from a drycleaner) and he'd mess around with the boiler at the hotel's basement in hopes of turning on the radiators and making the place too hot to stay in.
However he'd accidentally cause an explosion and set the place on fire, eliminating the competition. Then, either the actors and crew would move to the B&B, or they'd die in the fire and the Dazzling place would get booked by news crews who need a place to stay while covering the tragedy.
Adagio would be particularly happy by the last one, thinking that anon is a ruthless mastermind and therefore a great potential mate.
Also I'd add Sunset Shimmer fanservice by having her appear around the town and beach in various outfits and having the poor girl constantly be unknowingly in the receiving end of anon's stupidity stampede even though they are friends.
>>27314545
cont.
For example
1) Sunset would get peeped at by the creeps anon attracted.
2) The news about a crashed UFO would go so viral that an actual UFO would come to investigate. They'd do so by kidnapping, interrogating and probing a random human which would just so happen to be Sunset.
3) Sunset would find out that someone stole her maid uniform from the drycleaner and later she'd be left without a job after the hotel she was working in gets destroyed.
Another game I'd make if I were you would be a 2D sidescroller shooter taking place underwater. The game would be about a mommy fishpony (with the three Dazzlings as selectable characters) swimming the sea in search of her lost litter after a storm scattered them. She'd fight sharks, jellyfish, dolphins, large urchins, eels and more by shooting sonic waves at them from her mouth. Like all good old sidescroller shooters, the siren would be assisted by a variety of drones that'd accompany her and fire different kinds of attacks at the enemies. These drones would take the form of pet fishes or shellfishes. Also the fishpony would be able to briefly turn into a beastly siren by collecting a power up.
Course, I'm talking out my ass here and I know it. I've been bombarding you with my wishlisting but I've no idea if any of it is possible. What are you capable of anyway?
>>27313212
>>27313568
>Sonata dusk holding a wall
square up, niqqa
>>27313729
in the Pizza
>>27314580
id punch her in the cooch and molest that sweet, buttery, blue, ass.
aria is so fucking smol
>>27307579
>girlfriend's name specifically avoided
why hello there incoming plot-twist!
[spoilers]10 bucks says it's human-world version of adagio. hair was mentioned after all[/spoiler]
>>27314803
Cute! I want tolightly peck her cheek
>>27314850Which one?
>>27314957
D) All of the Above
>>27314803
She got them mommy hips
>>27314850
The wide ones?
>>27314545
>>27314568
I mean it's possible, but that amount of work would be for a huge independent game that would take a team and years.
It's why i prefer to have the game contained tothe B&B and have it have gameplay thats fun and the adult scenes to follow with it taht can be made in a reasonable time.
Can the Dazzlings resurrect themselves if they die?
>>27315604
>their pendants were phylacteries
>>27312575
>>27312583
>>27312591
Hnnng! I'd breathe in their foot pheromones like life-preserving oxygen. Unless we're talking about actual cheeto foot smell.
>>27314803
>smol
>dat personality
>dat facial expression
>something about dat hair
Oh god, why does this remind me of Little My from Les Moomins? That bitch needed to frenchkiss a shotgun...You're killing me here, dude.
>>27315396
I thought as much. If it was so easy it wouldn't take a bunch of people who are getting paid to do it. I appreciate your voluntary work btw. I find it genuinely amusing. Like the other guy said, I wish I could help.
Is the game going to have a downloadable version?
A more doable idea on how to move around the place would be if the lobby was like the main menu in Medal of Honour. A room with various clickable parts such as the lobby desk where the dazzle changes every now and then, the exit (for quiting in case you don't include outdoors parts) and the doors to various rooms such as the staff quarters, the kitchen, the basement, and the rooms. Moving the cursor over a door or item displays it's option name. By clicking a door you are taken to more doors. For example, the staff quarters include five doors. Adagio's room/office, Aria's room, Sonata's room, assistant's room and a common bathroom. After all it's a small place.
Where every Dazzling is depends on where you in the game. You won't be allowed into the girls' rooms unless you are invited, sneaking in, or if you are seeing Adagio during office hours. A note here. Because of it's double function, Adagio's room is bigger than those of the other two, but Adagio has installed a curtain in the room that she pulls whenever she sees you in order to hide her living space. She'll stop once she takes a liking on you, and her pulling it open in front of you will be a big moment.
By clicking a Dazzling you can either initiate dialogue or get a list of available chores that need to be done.
>>27315698
cont.
Regarding the strip club thing, I found an "erotic club music" folder in my files and I thought it might be useful. I also have the strip club music tracks from Duke Nukem Forever. Let me know if any of these sound interesting.
Btw, what did you think of the pinball idea? It was a joke of course, but I was looking forward to chuckling at your reply.
>>27311663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX8iVYQQ1tg
>>27315188
that's a nice Arse-ia
>>27317745
kek
>>27317745
Oh.. My
>>27317745
I'd eat that taco if you know what I mean
>>27317745
>she will never be your trophy wife
Why live
>>27318958
I bet she'd give you a big nasty taco fart while you were going down on her
Well I think I've finally gotten a mood to write now.
>>27319066
>dubs of 'good to hear'
>"Tennis?"
"Yes tennis. I chose it for a reason and you'll see why. We just have to wait for Sonata and co to return."
>You rub your cheek instinctively
>Dagi scoffs
"That girl. She has such a temper. Always has."
>"You're right about that."
"But she does it out of love. Love has always been hard for her to express. Only now are her and Sonata starting to get on better terms."
>"That's good to hear. I thought they'd never see eye to eye."
"Yeah. Now come on. Let's get ready."
>As adagio goes to gather the other two, you put on some exercise clothes
>As you walk to the car Adagio puts her hand on you
"Ah, ah. I'll drive you. You've driven us around enough."
>You smile and hand her the keys
>Adagio and the other girls started to chat but you became lost in your own little world
>It was so surreal, being with them again
>As you arrive, Sonata, who's sitting beside you, taps your shoulder
>"Yes dear?"
>She just gives you a big toothy grin
"You're the best."
>You chuckle
>"Thanks sweet heart."
>You all arrive to the large gate surrounding the pen and unpack all the gear you need
>You had tennis gear lying around for ages and just never got the chance to use it
>You all go inside and start the set up
>But something felt odd, you just couldn't explain it
>The entire time you played you just couldn't keep focused, something was drawing your attention away
>But what?
>You could barely even hear what the girls were saying, it was like you weren't even part of the real world anymore and your body was just on auto pilot
>But, just out of the corner of your eye, you saw what had been gnawing at you even since you got here
>Red and yellow hair
>A black leather jacket
>tan skin
>Sunset Shimmer was playing a pulse pounding game of tennis only two courts away and she didn't even notice you
>>27319187
>But there was something more pressing you noticed
>In her arms was a little girl of three years old only with fiery red hair
>As if this wasn't bad enough, a man comes and gives her a big hug and a kiss
>You feel weak in the knees
>You look closer and see a shiny gold band on her finger
>None other than a wedding ring
>You feel sick
>You should never have come here
"DAD!"
>You instantly snap out of it at the sound of Adagio screaming at you
>"Huh? What?"
"Dad what's the matter with you? You look like you've just seen a ghost. You're so pale."
>Not too far off
>"It's nothing. I'm alright."
>Sonata tilts her head
"Are you sure? You don't seem alright."
>Aria elbows Adagio's rib cage and whispers in her ear
>Instantly a look of defeat wipes across her face
"It's alright father. Maybe we can find another way."
>You shake your head and just start to leave, barely being able to hold in your tears
>You should have known better
>You should have seen how this was going to turn out
>You walk out and bump into something, making you fall flat on your butt
>You look up and see it's none other than Sunset
>Man her boobs have grown
>She rubs her head and looks at you in shock
>You both just stare at each other
"It can't be. Anon E. Mouse?"
>You wipe the excess tears from your eyes
>"Yeah. Sunset?"
>She gives you a warm smile
"Yes."
>You get up and both of you simply stare at one another
>>27314819Not 30$
For shame.
>>27298259
i've always liked Adagio with her hair down.
>>27319871
Isn't she beautiful like that?
>>27320003
The Poof is always beatiful, you heretic
>>27320004
Of course the poof is always beautiful. But there are ways to enhance it's beauty even further
>>27320008
... Doubling the size?
>>27320052
Quadrupling. I want to be smothered in it.
>>27320060
So it's like Akira, except with hair?
>Adagio: "Kanadaaa- I mean, Sonataaaa!"
http://i.imgur.com/iVHA8aC.png
Enjoy
http://i.imgur.com/YKCCVRD.png
Enjoy
http://i.imgur.com/L7dD1An.png
http://i.imgur.com/9Vavpej.png
http://i.imgur.com/rL1FtMh.png
Enjoy
>>27320426
>>27320441
>>27320451
Enjoyed!
I had this idea for the game.
Once you get enough talking done with siren points, before the sex scene you do a mini bullethell "fight" like in undertale.
>>27320489
>bullethell
>not fishhell
>not poofhell
>not tacohell
For shame
>>27320495
>sonata fight is like papyrus but with tacos
>you really thought you'd get a handjob out of this
>your balls are blue now
>>27320498
>A minigame where you have to trim Adagio's Poof for beach shape
>Catch is, it grows faster than it can be cut
>Impossible to win
>Anon is one again blue balled
It's like pottery in the makig
>>27319275
>big boobed shimmer
Want.
>>27320519
>trim Adagio's poof
He-re-TIC!
He-re-TIC!
He-re-TIC!
>>27319275
>Married
Called it.
>>27320448
>No i am not a vocaloid
>>27320451
Saw these cross derpi last night. While I didn't make the edits myself, will still give 'em a thumbs-up. Pretty well done. I suppose it was inevitable.
https://derpiboo.ru/1150925
Oh my.......
>>27321588
>https://derpiboo.ru/1150925
Hoh Jesussshuuus
>>27321930
>filename.
You fucker
Ideas for next bread (#197)? I'll be at work so someone else will need to start it.
>>27320426
>its a cock
Thought it was a toy microphone for a moment
>>27321949
Encore Edition
>>27289462
>>27321949
>implying you normally make the threads
>>27322026
I vote for this.
>>27321949
Either >>27322026 or glorious green edition. It's like we've had a sudden influx in content.
New Thread:
>>27322535
>>27322535
>>27322535
![[Apalled Internally].png](https://i.imgur.com/vlMTvK4.png "[Apalled Internally]")
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