606- No Second Prances
Written by Nick Confalone
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
Friends Forever #28 (Luna & the CMC) is due out this Wednesday (May 4)! Digital copy likely in around 22 hours!
Trixie's success with Hoofdini's best is just the start she could use for her greater plan. There's many more stops ahead of her, after all! Still, how's she going to keep it up? Will Starlight accompany her on the road, or will she make substitutions? There is the benefit of a fresh act, but she did go through all the trouble of bringing the manticore, even if it's hired. She's just made a good new friend and assistant, so it seems a bit of a waste to rush off, after all.Maybe she's planning on sticking around for a while.
>>27251118
Previous thread.
>filly
601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9
603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
607 - Newbie Dash:After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail:Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.
609 - Saddle Row & Rec:When Rarity opens her flagship store in Manehattan, a tell-all article threatens to expose how badly her friends almost ruined the Grand Opening.
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off:Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.
611 - Flutter Brutter:When Fluttershy tries to convince her freeloading brother to move out of their parents' house, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to him and help him get over his fear of failure.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
Pony brought snacks to share with the new thread.
the mares are ready for your cuddling
>>27256237
I don't trust those eyes
>>27256237
what's so special about my cuddling
>>27256254
They dont have hearts in them so they are probably trying to trick you.
something something filly
Something something tying up the pony and using her as your personal onahole until you get bored.
>>27256262
She does have the heart about her head though. Not sure what that means in pony.
odds - draw
evens - vidya
>>27256315
draw vidya
>>27256320
What vidya?
>>27256315
Draw Rainbow Dash on a Go-Gurt stick, riding a skateboard
>>27256254
if you dont come to them theyll come to you anon
>>27256226
Three different flavors, delicious!
>>27256326
the one you were going to play
I don't like papajohns anymore, what should I make the new meme pizza for rarity?
>>27256341
go get some local pizza you stupid manchild
>>27256354
words can hurt you know
>>27255997
I'm trying to draw possums
stop distracting me with good ideas
>>27256362
I'm sorry anon I apologize.
>>27256375
>I'm trying to draw meme shit
shut up faggot
>>27256375
>Horse Wife (and Husbands)
Do it
>>27256375
hnnnnng
>>27256375
i am going to join that harem
>>27256382
>>27256382
are you okay
>>27256389
So how many bristly cat dicks does it take to fill the void left by those giant dragon dongs? All three at once?
I didn't really care for The Crystalling part 1 or 2. Starlight Glimmer as a character was boring me outside of her early bit as a cult leader. But episode six won me over on Glimmer, she's fun again. This ep was fantastic and I laughed quite a bit.
>>27256396
ponies are very stretchy
>>27256331
What kind of "coming" are we talking about?
>>27256405
Yeah, but then it's like throwing a hot dog down the grand canyon. It can't possibly feel good for anyone.
>>27256337http://i.imgur.com/Wy8icAN.png
Ponies should really stay out of the Gungeon
>So how is Anon?
>...
>To shreds you say?
>Tsk tsk, well how are his fillies holding up?
>To shreds you say?
>>27256423
That is LEWD.
>>27256423
L-LEWD
>>27256214
what are they gossiping about
ponyhelpingyou
>>27256413
You're going to be waking up covered in mares.
>>27256226
that's disgusting
she got slobber on my foodscat
>>27256209
I didn't know dom did that pic, that's great
>>27256458
would you let rainbow dash be your personal trainer
>>27256468
i am already in great shape, i could easily beat up 5 ponies at once
>>27256480
Please do not go to the gym to beat up ponies.
>>27256423
I bet Pinkie Pie would party with Smiley
>>27256480
don't you mean beat off?
>>27256209
When is someone going to recreate this poster so I can make a print of it?
>>27256419
It's more like sticking hotdogs into a big block of jello, it just kinda schlorps back into place
trixie did nothing wrong
Would you dance awkwardly with pony?
>>27256493
trixie has such a slappable ass i need to touch it
trixie did some things wrong
>>27256521
But that doesnt make her a bad pony.
>>27256519
Sure would
>>27256520
go ahead, stud
i am in love with evil trixie, all of my fanfiction is about my OC and her traveling around scamming towns for bits
fuck the redeemed trixie
>>27256519
>ponies are so hardcore at dancing they go as far as breaking all their bones for the sake of cool moves
>It's a Rainbow Dash episode
>>27256541
I am excited to see what new meme faces dash will give us.
Filly keeps screaming deus vult and breaking through your window.
>>27256539
Link?
>>27256541
>>27256519
>>27256540
CRICKEDY CRACK DOWN THE TRACK
have you ever been mid fap and all of a sudden the material you're looking at completely disgusts you.
>>27256541
Rainbow Dash episodes are fun. It's Fluttershy episodes that are the real cancer. She ruined Halloween! I'll never forgive her!
>>27256568
You know you fucked up when even Pinkie contemplates being your friend.
what does your waifu timeline look like over the years? for me it was
luna->fluttershy->pinkie->rarity->celestia->rarity->futa celestia->and finally back to rarity
>>27256571
i-it's a bad thing to be pinkie's friend?
>>27256539
i like down-on-her-luck trixie who is desperate for shelter and food and love
>>27256565
yeah, right after i cum
that's normal
>>27256580
I don't think you understand what a waifu is
>>27256580
You are the worst.
>>27256580
get a load of this jabroni
>>27256586
no
of course not
don't believe him
The dash episode is going to end up being shit, isn't it
>>27256597
THAT'S A BIG KISS
One time a pony came to the real world to see me, but then when I asked her if she wanted fries and she said no and then I got fries and she asked for my fries I just realized it wasn't going to work out.
Pony says, and I am not paraphrasing here, that "she wants your depraved primal-race seed in her three favorite holes."
>>27256580
I never had any waifus, just ponies I liked most.
First Fluttershy, then Dash, Lyra, back to Dash etc.
Celestia has always been my #1 though.
>futa Celestia
Kill yourself.
>>27256602
people are going to complain either way
>>27256587
I mean the feeling of disgust midfap, like the fetishes i like can easily get too extreme and it just kills the mood when it goes over the line.
>>27256608
>>>futa Celestia
>Kill yourself.
lol
>those new CN pilots
Holy shit what a hot fucking mess. Will cartoon network ever recover from the snyder era? I'm kinda glad they haven't gotten their turd covered mitts on mlp, but then again it would probably be better than anything currently airing on that shitshow of a channel.
>>27256616
they have shows worse than the new ppg?
>>27256611
there is a lot of disgusting content for any fetish
there is hot and sexy foot stuff and then horrible horrible fanart
>>27256616
Doesn't Gumball air there?
I like that, it's fun and silly. Also some of the characters are great.
i thought it was pretty cool how trixie built a wagon with a built-in stage
she is a very smart and clever pony
What do you think the odds are of us hearing anything of Trixie again this season?
>>27256634
did she really build it? or just suck off the magic shop stallion for it.
>>27256638
I think she'll be at least mentioned by Glimmer occasionally.
>>27256638
how did the episode end? did everyone hug and leave as close friends?
if so i think she will show up.
>>27256638
0%
trixie has to travel on to other lands
maybe some day she'll make a stop near you
would you go see her?
>>27256656
If nothing else she'd likely make enough of a commotion that I'd be drawn outside with curiosity.
i want to be a trixie groupie
>>27256209
>>27256682
it appears that pink pony's head is too big to get out of that fence
>>27256682
are those fairy god pones
>>27256693
there's no such thing
>>27256690
then how did she even get in there?
WHY CANNOT PONES BE REAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaXVzlE3XYM
>>27256678
where does she take a shit in that trailer? magical toilet?
>>27256708
autism
>>27256708
ugh i want to like this but its too anime for my taste
>>27256727
i change my mind, the ending was great
>>27256697
then explain this???
>>27256735
everyone knows Celestia is a notorious liar
and a total slut
>>27256718
she shits out the window while going down the road full speed
>>27256742
unf, but who pulls the wagon
>>27256735
IS THIS REAL?
>>27256759
is anything real
>>27256757
>>27256738
that's false
THAT'S DOUBLE FALSE
>>27256759How Can Ponies Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real
>>27256775
who is this "pony" i'm always hearing about
>>27256808
hello pony
is it true all the things mlpg says about you?
>>27256808
>>27256808
i love you pony pls be my gf
>>27256814
why is sweetie belle so cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPxJnvSZrU0
>>27256845
oh my god
her voice has changed so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8ZR9EJudTA
>>27256845
the long bullshit intro with shitty OC filled me with rage and then it was all washed away when sb started singing
what a wonderful feel
the pony version of the necronomicon has an entry on humans that describes them as terrifying bipedal demons from a cursed, magic-deprived realm that have the terrifying power to enslave ('domesticate') all animals they come across.
>>27256915
A subnote also says they give amazing ear scratches.
>>27256735
nobby I love your wee bab anon
He's so excited and happy
>>27256915
But...ponies also domesticated animals.
>>27257026
but pinkie pie
you are the pony
>>27257029
Yeah, but she wants the other ones, too.
She needs more ponies.
>>27256845
>that fucking intro
>>27257065
why isn't there porn of tweek?
pep
>>27257036
how's this one
>>27257166
I like that one
but why
>>27257173
because she's pretty
and she yelled at bread
Do you think pony will understand this cinema?
incognito princesses misbehaving
>>27257176
Do you not like bread?
your mission:
impregnate all princesses
>>27257225
you don't understand, man
>>27257166
Man fuck that pony
>Scoot over, anon.
>>27256399
I think Starlight works best with a foil
>>27257236
Why? Who's giving this mission?
fillies
wearing
saddles
>>27257272
>>27257273
i-is that lewd
>>27257278
bareback or no deal
man why are background fillies so pretty
i want to be a background filly just doing cute filly things in the background
>>27257286
you get to be a foreground mare
Look at this cute manelt what a qt
>>27257293
Anon you're drunk
>>27257286
>you cease to exist as soon as you leave the shot, your consciousness drifting around in the void till it is time for you to appear in the next scene
>>27257260
would you sleep with a princess
keep in mind thatthey're very warm
>>27257303
LUNA: BEST PRINCESS OR WORST PRINCESS?
>>27257284
>You mean, without my wings?!
>>27257299
you can still suck dicks in the void, right?
>>27257359
No. Everything is incorporeal in the void.
>>27257314
yes
a sexy smoothback twily
>>27257314
I think Anon wants to give her one of these.
>>27257385
>>27257364
so like everypony's consciousness is mixed together and therefore i am inside other ponies and they are inside me
that's kinda hot
>>27256423
>image removed
>>27257399
i want to give pinkie a creampie
i bet she'd really enjoy it
>>27257409
2hot4imgur
>>27257405
and you never know what you're going to look like when you re-materialize
>>27257413
Yes, she loves all kinds of pie!
I'm sure she'd just love a cream pie!
>>27257428
That would be neat
You get to be a different cute pony every day
>>27257433
great
i'm going to give her one
i'll give it to her hard and watch as it comes out of her with wet noises
>>27257367
ponies have such cute tight little bodies
faust did good
Well, Anon.
She's waiting for her cream pie.
>>27257456
I had one butI tripped and hit someone else in the face.
>Today is Paranormal Day
>>27257502
>Pinkie
>Not laughing at them
Remember to take your morning filly, MLPG.
>>27257502
Who we gonna call?
>>27257523
>>27257555
qt horse
Normies...
>>27257573
>reaction videos
>>27257555
>>27257563
Why is she so perfect?
>>27257477
i-is that peach filly
did you get your cream all over her face
i'm calling the ponice
>>27257601
What part of "I tripped" was hard for you to understand?
>>27257670
Trixie fucked up big time
>>27257670
QUALITY
>>27257681
She did nothing wrong!
>you will never turn a trick with Trixie
>>27257691
HORNS ARE TOUCHING
>>27257418
Are thosr apples drawing a pone?
>>27257747
yes
apples drawing apples
>>27257751
>apples drawing apples
It's unnatural!
>>27257760
LOL MEMES LOOOLOOL
>>27257760
>>27257771
It's funny because it's true
>>27257771
DELETE THIS
>>27257771
I miss Rose. I need to expand my rose folder.
>>27257779
Only if you update hohopony
>>27257798
He's dead, Jim
>>27257806
N-no, he made an update saying she's alive! I'm sure he will update the blog any day now!
>>27257789
End this degeneracy
>>27257809
>4 months ago
HE'S
DEAD
JIM
>>27257810
m8 I'll fucking end you I sware on me mum
>>27257826
just what does twilight love about books so much
>>27257837
The smell, the texture of the paper, the sound of that turning page, the echoing snap when you close it, the slight sheen of the dry ink catching the flickering candlelight.
You can't beat a good book.
>>27257837
Books are her fetish.
ponies are not cute
prove me wrong
>>27257862
Here'sa a cute pony
>>27257855
you've
given this some thought
>>27257862
>>27257534
I loved this little exchange between Twilight and Trixie, they nailed the "Wow Trixie you're just as cuntish as I remember you" face
>>27257862
Here's a Dashie
Nobody ever says no to a Dashie
>>27257885
What an ugly bitch.
>>27257837
What's not to love about books?
>>27257870
cutest princess
>>27257885
i like her 3 straight eyelashes
they make her eyes look super pretty
Heard any news on the MLP/Simpsons crossover yet?
>>27257891
but she is a lord, not a princess
>>27257891
These pics almost hospitalized me.
>>27257906
maybe at the end of the episode
spike calls her "princess ember" during the episode
>>27257912
That's because Spike is more pony than dragon and doesn't know their proper titles.
>>27257891
anon has a huge doug-like nose and no eyes
can't unsee
>>27257891
HOLY SHIT THAT THUMB ITS LIKE A CLAW
F___the filly.
>>27257910
what does kissing ember feel like
>>27257385
who is this
>>27257888
>>27257924
Frill the filly.
>>27257924
Fund the filly
Pony uses her big, muscular ass to pin you against the wall while impaling herself on your dick.
>>27257930
this is pony
who is this
>>27257923
Anon's probably turning into a dragon, they tend to turn into ponies sometimes.
>>27257942
That's not very ladylike of her.
>>27257938
>30$ anything
30$ for her to marry me. Than another 30$ for her to never do any of this again
Eternal horsewife
>>27257927
hot
dragons breathe fire
>>27257965
>Never do any of this again.
Enjoy never doing anything with her I guess, idiot.
>>27257953
It's very marelike.
>>27257927
>>27257978
She probably has a long tongue she'd like to wrap around yours.
>>27257978
oh my god why is she so cute
>>27257980
>Wanting to fuck ponies
What kind of degenerate sick fuck are you? What's next? Looking a pony in her eyes to impregnate them without marrying them first?
>>27258022
>What's next?
Divorcing pony.
>>27258026
ponies are physically incapable of divorce
>>27257670
you can see the exact moment her heart rips in half.
>>27256690
This has actually happened to my horses irl. They stick their head through a 4-board fence and get it stuck sometimes so they look at you like "I dunno wat to do now, anon. Help pls." and hopefully you catch them when they do that because otherwise they can break the fence just by trying to pull their head back on their own.
