Our God-Emporer is invading Equestria to turn the ponies into sex slaves exclusive to American consumers.
Wat do?
>>27195875
nothing. everything seems to be fine
>>27195875
You spelled Emperor wrong, kid.
You're in class to learn, get off 4chan.
>>27195875
nothing
>>27195875
Make an enormous down payment on Spitfire
>>27195875
>He didn't realize Hillary will win
>>27195875
I stand by my God Emperor and offer my services as an Engineer and general.
Crafting for him drones and modded tasers to help capture the pones.
Helping to secure many great victories of the long campaign as the ponies fight tooth and nail, refusing to give up even an inch of land.
The emperor would be infuriated that we haven't been able to secure new grounds in months but I will be there to propose a new plan. Why not simply take the trooper pones first?
It seemed so obvious when you said it out loud but once the battles have changed to slave raids, the pones begin to fear combat. Before long their military is weak and taking their lands is simple.
The God Emperor will build another tower in canterlot, and Celestia will be forced to pay for it.
I will naturally be awarded for my services and be gifted a fief of land and piece of the pone ass to accompany it, and a small loan of a million dollars to help me get on my feet. This isn't much but he has faith that I can manage somehow.
Sitting upon my crimson throne, a dakumari pillow on one side and muh waifu in chains on the other, I'd start a series of dive bars in griffondom, exporting juices and liquors from Equestria. I'd become a lord.
For generations upon generations, It'll become common practice in my house to have a wife, and a waifu. One for breedin and the other for pleasing. Waifus will be taken as tribute yearly to clean, cook, and provide general service to the new wardens of this land...muh family.
The house will last generations maintaining power for 50 generations until the SJW rise up in a beta fag rebellion and free the waifus. Young mares will always tell their children the tales of house goodgood, and their house creed Confutuere te equum eius debent
>>27195875
Lead the revolt against that bastard, so that the tree of liberty can be watered in the blood of patriots and tyrants once more.
>>27195875
We had a similar story in My Captive Pony
>>27195875
Immigrate to America and claim citizenship (I'm English btw). Then find Luna and claim her as my own.
>>27195875
Giggle as he fails once more.
>you will never die fighting along side God emperor Trump
>>27195875
Equestria will become shit like Muhrica already is
>>27195875
As long as I get Trixie, I don't care
Defect to the ponies and tell them everything I know.
>>27198744
I'm sure the endless expanse of your knowledge will make you incredibly valuable.
"test!"
test
>>27195875
>tfw Canadian
>tfw I will never serve under God Emperor Trump
Man I really hope he annexes us, or at least Alberta, despite the provincial and federal government trying to wage war on us we're still America lite.
>>27196074
>A known criminal winning
Even Communist Cuck Sanders has a better chance
>>27198503
>you will never lead the final assault on Trump and his remaining forces, then stand triumphant with your pony allies in victory, having affirmed that the US constitution cannot be subverted by power-grabbing autocrats
>>27199153
You're very lucky Trump is a benevolent man. He'll let you help build the wall once his ascension to power is complete.
>>27195875
>tfw rolling in delegates
>>27198503
I beg of you, in the name of all that is just, please provide a sauce for that beautiful picture.
>Wat do?
I offer to take my waifu's place as a sex slave, and spare her honor and dignity.yes I'm that autistic
>>27195875
I would buy rarity andpet her manefrequently. MAGA brother
I would help and guide the mastermind of the Ponies' ResistanceTwilight Sparkle, the first and last true Queen of Equestriaand once Trump and his forces are gone, I will serve her with my life in any way I can.
Yes, I am that autistic.
Emperor be praised.
>>27199919
That was truly /s4s/'s crowning moment of glory. Everything else they've done is nowhere nearly as interesting.
What if Equestria builds a big beautiful wall to keep The Trump Troops out? What if ponies put up a better military resistance than expected?
>>27195875
FUCK YOU GEORGE. YOU KILLED MY MOTHER.
WHERE IS CHARLES LEE?
>>27195875
>>27195875
>>27195875
Betray him to the crown and drive the nonconformists out.
>>27197075
(Going back intensifies)
>>27195875
Let Pinkie Pie take care of him, she's make a great politician.after all she's very interested in parties
>>27205999
trips wasted on a fucking carlos.
>>27205999
Some parties are worse than others
>>27205999
>>27195875
I would fight against him side by side with the ponies!
I could not tolerate such slavery!
>>27207327
Equestria forever, hurrah mares hurrah!
Down with the Trumpfags, and up with the stars!
We will rally 'round the flag, mares we'll rally once again,
Shou-ting the battle cry of freedom
So, do Trump supporters literally not care that he's admitted that he was lying about everything? Phase one is over kids, you've practically guaranteed him the nomination.
>>27207686
Everyone knows he is a ZOG-bot, but the problem is all candidates are.
P.S. I have not given him anything since I am not from the U.S..
>>27201160
what the fuck is twilight doing with that round?
>>27207768
She caught it before it got the tank. The artist just goofed and drew the case on it despite the fact that it was fired.
>>27195875
>exclusive to American consumers.
>mfw I donated several bucks to him
>but I wont be able to vote for him because im not american
>still doesnt reward me with horse pussy
Its ok, soon he will export ponies for capitalism
>>27199652
Use google image search. The artist does like two of these images a week
>>27195875
I'd support his capitalistic venture by buying three
But only for platonic relationships.
Also, MAGA
>>27196230
Hail.
Is it true that /mlp/ is /pol/'s greatest ally?
Why is that???
>>27195875
Join the military, and assist in the invasion.
>>27205214
Yes, back to 1775, you Tory bastard.
>>27208664
MOTHER FUCKER!
