603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
Written by Michael P. Fox & Wil Fox
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5
Friends Forever #27 (Pinkie Pie/Granny Smith) is storytimed here!
>>26998509
Every pony has their own story, and that means Manehattan has more stories than most. An average day might already be interesting enough before intersecting with a couple of sisters preparing for a gift exchange! It just may be difficult to tell without walking tales back to see their beginnings and ends. Of course, lunch can just be lunch, and oversized piano playing can be oversized piano playing. There may always be more, though - even with kite flying!Whomever winds up managing Rarity For You would probably learn a few of those tales.
>>26999214
Previous thread.
>filly
https://fuwa.se/f/1lS3eO.webm
>>27003670
Yes
This is a nice OP
601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9
UPCOMING EPISODES PROMOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm94QmFObjI
604 - On Your Marks:With their cutie marks finally acquired, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what to do now. Apple Bloom suggest they embrace their destinies, but she and her friends don't exactly agree on how.
605 - Gauntlet of Fire:In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.
606 - No Second Prances
607 - Newbie Dash:After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail:Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
wew to the lad
>>27003684
I think this'd be equally as funny if he just ended up eating the purple crayon too.
marry her anonshes waiting
>>27003696
Why don't you marry her?
>>27003696
marrythe[/spoiler anon]
>>27003740
I don't know how it fucked that up.
poor rarity
>>27003754
Well deserved if you ask me.
Worst horse. Whorse horse.
>>27003722shes not real
>>27003754
So she's going to replace Rarity, not Twilight.
>>27003696
Okay.
>>27003754
>I waited 6 years for this picture, and then the Communist showed up
>>27003754
Aw man that's a low blow.
>>27003807
Rarifags BTFO
Help! Filly is call to human for help. Cyka pegasus make fun of Filly for being Earth pony. Pegasus not know of the strength of Earth pony. Teach peagasus lesson human, da?
>>27003754
That is pretty funny
>>27003817
nyet
>>27003722
deep down i know i don't deserve her and i want the best for celestia
bow before rarara
>>27003754
rarity got BTFO
>>27003817
If you want to show strength, don't be rash. There's probably a good way to demonstrate positively, like a competition, or some public works.
oh man time for horses
>>27003853
rarity is a funny and silly pony and tabitha is the best
>>27003688
season 6 is a mistake
>>27003670
sonata dusk pls
BLACK 59 RAZOR
BLACK 59 RAZOR
HURRY HURRY
SETGO
>>27003817
>Grabs Vodka.
>Squats in bird horses direction.
>Grab Accordion.
Is time of bird removal.
>>27003875
Is always horse times!
what ever happened to spikity?
>>27003916
It was never a thing and the writers confirmed that.
>>27003916
Hit by the iceberg known as the writers.
>>27003916
It's shit, that's what happened
>>27003913
>moot
literally who?
>>27003754
BTFO
>>27003754
Jesus, I can't believe we're on season 6.
>"put the money in the bag, and no one gets hurt"
>>27003926
>>27003929
>>27003932
>>27003952
I have negative money.
>>27003956
>"shit nigga, grab a gun and come with me"
>>27003952
Fluttershy, how are you even gonna pull the trigger? No wonder you're the worst pony.
>>27003962
>>27003960
>you will never start a gang with Fluttershy and pop caps in fools
>>27003970
>pop caps in fools
word, 1997
>>27003964
>Fire gun
>Lose teeth, get a gun in your throat, or get whiplash
Flutterbutter isn't a very clever pony
>>27003975
At least she's got a cute butt
>>27003975
They are made from marshmallow. It will just absorb the coil.
>>27003952
>>27003964
Has this pony consideredswitching to TORGUE?
>>27003983
I wish I had a cute butt. Then I'd be set for life.
>>27003993
Let me ask pony one questionEXPLOSIONS??
>>27003995
Do some squats
>>27003964
This is stupid, according to Fo:E you were a pacifist who caused the war by giving nukes to the enemy.
>>27003975
Fluttershy is indestructible, it's why she became a crime lord.
>>27003993
>>27003999
>Enjoyed BL1
>Sligged through BL2
>The memes got grating after five minutes and the social commentary made me want to beat the writer with a tire iron
At least Handsome Jack was fun.
>>27003983
it is quite cute
>>27004026
Why is her butt scared?
>>27004018I couldn't get into BL1, but BL2 was a lot of fun. BL:PS was fun too. The gameplay was worth sitting through the plotholes.
>>27004018Handsome Jack did nothing wrong and the Pre-sequel confirmed it
>>27004032
because you keep staring
>>27004032
It feels scared and needs a hugmaybe a kiss, too.
>>27004043
i volunteer to kiss the ponies' butts
i will kiss them all
whether they want it or not
>>27004056I wish I were a pony
childhood fillyfriends
post them
>>27004068
she was better as the countess
i fucking said it
>>27004068
A lot more ponies have 2 and 3 tone colored manes and tails since season 5 and they all look super pretty.
Can't wait to see more in this season.
>>27003995
Squats. The butt is probably one of the easiest muscles to train into a decent shape.
>>27003909
This is true, though since I can't be here all the time for me it is HORSE TIME anew
>>27004068
>>27004080
so fucking sexy
ponies can't seem to tell that being a showoff or even a total bitch IS PART OF A SHOW i.e. trixie
>>27004068
also these 2
>>27004068
Im glad she kept her boop shield when she switched outfits. Dont know who would boop her butt though.
>>27004068
i bet after the show applejack went to town on that ass like it was an apple fritter
>>27004041
>that fire girl changed from reasonable to complete asshole for no fucking reason at all
>>27004080
the best thing was the discrepancy between her looks and her personality.
>>27004124
Obviously
I'm going to take your favorite pony and I'm going to ruin it for you. Hate futa? I'm going to shitpost endlessly about wanting its futa cock tearin' up my insides. Yeah. I play it that way.
>Archer started
>but MLP started, too
don't make me choose
>>27004172
I hate futa rarity with musky balls.
>>27004145
>>27004182
I do not believe you.
>>27004185
those are some lewd ovoids anonymous
>>27004142
Equalize it.
>>27004119
Applejack.
>>27004178
>archer started
shit, it did?
>>27004211
there is nothing lewd about passionate lesbian sex between two childhood fillyfriends who haven't seen each other in years
>>27004185
we abstract ponies now?
>>27004233
I'll bring you something else wink wink nudge nudge
>>27004230
almost a week ago
>>27004233
>"ANONNNNNN!" Marker shouts, "STOP RAPING THE STATUE OF LIBERTY!"
>Gloomy bites her lower lip.
>Anon continues to thrust into a hole where a rivet came loose some time ago. The police will be here soon.
>>27004240
>>27004250
>>27004259
Who're*
>>27004250
>>27004274
AW CRAP I DIDN'T SEE THE DIAPER
FUCK
I RETRACT 100%
>>27004291
>implying the diaper was the only horrible thing about that image
>>27004291
how did you not see it, it was ridiculously oversized
>>27004302
I've slept like 5 hours in the last 5 days working on term papers. The only thing keeping me conscious are caffeine pills.
>>27004302
do you have pictures of ponies representing every possible emotional response you want to convey?
because that's a lot of horse pictures
>>27004332
How do you not have that its only been 11 years haha
I'm going to give pony a lewdectomy.
who do the ponies think is the prettiest, cutest, and best pony?
>>27004378
A what
>>27004362
>2010 was 11 years ago
>>27004332
Maybe
>>27003754
Whatever.
Rarity is cuter than Glimmer anyway.
>>27004424
a surgical removal of her lewdness
>>27004426
Starlight's breedability is underrated.
>>27004465
She doesn't strike me as a family mare.
CuteOCs
>>27004419
all ponies seem rather fond of celestia
>>27004419
Princess Cadance
>>27003868
Nyet, Pegasus is not fair in competition. Pegasus cheat like cyka cheating in Counter-Horse!
>>27003894
Filly like this human's idea better! Filly bad at accordion and make Pegasus ears pay!
>>27004482
mom is such a great pony
>>27004477
>>27004569
If I had money to burn like that other guy I would commission so much art of her.I would like to help her overcome both our fears
>>27004477
I want to be a short order cook with this pony.
>>27004547
the bestest
>>27004598
He must get all the bird pussy.
>>27004598
I like this picture. The griffons and the Fluttershy, especially.
>>27004607
I'd like to imagine in this she's going "What is this... thing? This tiny, winged and horned thing?"
>>27004547
>tfw a pony will never curl their wingfeathers around your head
;_;
>>27004625
the chicks love a stallion who can barbecue
GriffonSteakDenial
>>27004631
Of all the alternative realities I had to end up in this one ;_;
>>27004625
i want to see a little stallion fucking the shit out of a thoroughly pleased big griffon goddess
>>27004664
I want to be a littlecolt, being dominated by big griffon women.
>>27004664
>She takes him to her nest atop a craggy mountain spire.
>In the morning she flies off, leaving him there.
>He's not a pegasus.
>>27004672
I would also like this but with a variety of different Equestrian species
>>27004607
after 6 years i just noticed something
i think the neck thing celestia wears is a horse collar like big mcintosh
it is to show that 1/3 of her power is earth pony power
>>27004675
I hope she breaks back a meaty breakfast,still warm.
Then they can fuck again.Do you think she likes his small body mounting her or does she enjoy pinning him down and riding him so she can gently rub his exposed belly with her claws?
>>27004672
size difference and femdom and interspecies is fuckin' UNF
>>27004691
>Flurryheart was described as having unicorn and pegasus abilities
>no mention of earth pony ones
>gilda will never give you a night of femdom pleasures that you will remember until your dying day
>>27004734
earth pony abilities such as what?
>>27004746
Being smelly.
>>27004735
>femdom
stopped reading
>>27004746
I don't know, growing shit I guess. Strength being a natural trait for them isn't strictly canon.
>>27004762I like the musk.
>>27004764
You sicken me
>>27004691
I thought that was her royal bib
>>27004764
Be nice to Anon, it's hard to overpower a griffin.
It'll definitely be a one night stand though. Female griffins probably want someone who can hold them down and be equally rough with them.
>>27004780
That's Luna. She's a sloppy eater.
>>27004797
>Implying Celestia isn't a total pig around cake.
>>27004128
Spitfire?
>>27004734
>Implying the writers know what an alicorn is
Pony says she's pretty sure you're not a virgin.
>>27004817
Would you feed the princess cake and wipe her royal muzzle?
>>27004860
Pony is wrong.
>>27004838
.. her too I guess
>>27004764
>not wanting a sexually aggressive girl, especially a griffin that's rough around the edges, to please herself with your body
Hey everybody! Look! Look at the anon with shit tastes and laugh!
>>27003754
I just noticed that GlimGlam has her EQUALITY cutie mark in that picture
>>27004860
Pony's in for a surprise
>>27004875
>>27004896
Pony says she smells a friendship opportunity
>>27004764
Now this is shitposting!
>>27004888
>>27004906
what an epic meme
>>27004904
>you will never be setup on a date with another anon by Twilight
>>27004939
papa meme pls go
>>27004940
>>27004869
i would anything the princess anything
>>27004968
i would femanon
>>27004940
Twilight can't find another human to hook you up with immediately, though she's trying. She did find, however peculiarly, a pony that says she's interested in dating you.
hot
lioness
pussy
>>27004904
>Pony says she smells
ya don't say?
Tickle the filly
>>27004980
I'd paint Lyra's insides white
>>27004978I want to be your femanon
>>27004987
But I want acat cloaca.
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>27004995
Be careful what you say, Anon
>>27004987
i bet gilda would be tight
like uncomfortably tight
but that would be part of the excitement
>>27005008
But that's exactly what I said I wanted. I don't understand.
>>27005055
Okay, just don't be playing with a young mare's heart all willy-nilly. You gotta commit if you want what's under that tail, son.
>>27005079
What about if I want a wild weekend sex romp and then never see eachother again?
>>27005120
What if Lyra wants to have sex with every sapient and semi-sapient creature in Equestria and Anon is just another crazy story and tally mark for her?
Alternatively: what if Anon and Lyra go on crazy sex adventures together where they try to bag one of everything?
>>27005120
Well, just make sure you clarify that with her first. As long as you're both on the same page, I can't imagine any harm coming of this hardcore sexual friendship fucking.
Who are your favourite drawfags mlp?
>>27005179
Klondike
SB
Goggles
>>27005179
all of them exceptmsob
>New friend is super into working on cars
>She asks what you like to do
>panic
>admit you read, study, watch stupid shit on Youtube and talk about ponies with strangers on 4chan
Did I fuck up?
I want to keep this friend.
What do people do together when they don't have things in common?
>>27005216
You fucked up big time
>>27005206
What so you like Zimbabwe?
>>27005205
Who the fuck is sb? Slug??? He doesn't even draw horses
>>27005235
Sweetie Belle.
She's best artist.
>>27005179
Briskby
Glacier
Why must they hatsus
>>27005251
Rose hatsus because we were assholes. GC never came here, to my knowledge.
>>27005266
She did
>>27005216
just talk about cars instead
i've never had a friend who shares all of my interests, but you don't have to. it's not fluttershy hangs out with other animal caretakers.
>>27005216
and as fast as a new friend was made a friend was lost
>>27005224
Shit.
But how do I into friendship?
I've figured out the befriending part but I don't understand how to friendship.
I need Twilight. I need a checklist.
>>27005271
Yeah, see I figured this was fine. I think I'm just going to hang out with her while she works on cars.
Still want a checklist though.
>>27005216
It was a little bad to mention 4chan and ponies but you can still save this
>>27005270
Must have been on days I wasn't here. Or I didn't notice amongst the "glaciercuck" posting that cropped up every time someone posted one of her pictures.
>>27005179
Nobby
Braindead
Glacier
Nips
>>27005216
>>27005224
>>27005271
>>27005281
one of my closest friends saw me open horse porn the first day we met
we're still great friends today
it's not like that's gonna be a complete barrier on your friendship, it's all about how you treat it
>>27004860
I lost my virginity years ago. Can I have Twi's?Question: Which of the Mane 7 are virgins?
>>27005298
I've only seen her in her own threads honestly
>>27005294
the thing, most people just want to talk about themselves
they don't really care /that/ much what you do in your free time, they're just trying to be polite. it's a bit different if it's a close friend, but the idea of only telling certain things and letting them talk more still works
>>27005318
Virgins:
Twilight
Starlight
Pinkie
AJ
Non-virgins:
Rainbow
Rarity
Fluttershy (but it wasn't consensual)
>>27005318
>I lost my virginity years ago.
traitor
leave the wizard hovel immediately
>>27005319
She kicked around the drawthreads for a while, if memory serves.I believe now she frequents cripplechan's /monster/ board.
>>27005295
I've been up front about my lameness from the beginning. I figured her opinion of me could only improve from there. Or I scare her off.
>>27005335
>>27005335
>the thing, most people just want to talk about themselves
Oh yeah, they do don't they? Shit. I forgot how well this works on strangers to deflect conversations. I didn't think to apply it to friends too.
See, this is fucking helpful.
>>27005337
with fluttershy it'd be difficult to know if it was rape or not
she'd be so nervous either way: if it was rape she wouldn't scream or say anything afterward to avoid making someone feel bad, and if it was consensual she'd keep quiet about it too
It's canon that one of the Princesses isn't a virgin
>>27005351
Where the talented, loyal drawfags at
>>27005361
it's luna, isn't it
that moonslut
>>27005355
Yeah. The best conversation starter is something involving the other person.Just don't be too specific or intrusive, I do that sometimes and it comes off as kinda weird.
>>27005361
It doesn't count when it's in dreams.
>>27005362
/tg/ usually, though /co/'s drawthread gets Herny in there every so often. He probably lingers around /trash/ or /aco/, though.
Once in a rare event /tg/ gets GreenMarine, and he draws some lovely ladies.
>>27004540
filly could be good at accordion
>>27005355
A great ice breaker for me has always been to talk about music
>>27005299
Nooby is cool
Who
Hatsus
Is into some fucked up shit
>>27005398
>Is into some fucked up shitone of my favorite parts about him
>>27005337
>Virgins:
>Twilight
Too much of a bookworm - also her princess duties - to have a stallionfriend.
>Starlight
Is still a friendship virgin to be able to ask anyone for a dateor a raisin
>PinkieWon't stand still long enough for any stallion to be able to give her the D
>AJPerhaps she gives the occasionalBJ?
>Non-virgins:
>RainbowI guess we don't need to be reminded of a certain meme
>RaritySlut Supreme; I refer you to "Rarity Investigates!" But then, I like the idea of Whoreity, it makes her all the hotter. She's almost MILF-esque
>Fluttershy (but it wasn't consensual)
I refer you to the art of Seriousb:https://e621.net/post/index/1/seriousbSlutty Flutty being railed by Roid Rage and/or Big Mac? Me likey
>>27005362
I feel like I took our porn artist and fapfic writers for granted and now I miss them all
>>27005398
Braindead is the one who pops in from time to time and their main spokes-pony is that pegasus with the giant bandage on its ass.
Draws decently.
>>27005402
I know right it's like he has no limits
>>27005416
oh yeah BD's pretty nice
>>27005403
>Fluttershy's first wasn't consensual
I wouldn't say it wasn't consensual as much as he gave her more attention than she was used to and she didn't want him to lose interest.
She probably feels silly about it looking back but she made the poor decision herself.
Filly made you a stew with chicken, corn, green peppers, chili, (sigh) onions.
>>27005416
Do they draw lewds?
when is glim going to deepthroat his two-toned dick
>>27005431
Filly,I don't eat vegetables.
>>27005403
Your pic just reminded me of "Rarity's Generous Plan".
>>27005431
>(sigh) onions
What the fuck are you sighing about?
Onions are found in almost every single culture on Earth and usually in a national staple.
They're fucking food magic.
This is the only pony who will spit. Their name is
>>27005445
Filly says you should, unless you want to be constipated.
>>27005443
Possibly? Not here, I think.
Or not yet, at any rate.
>>27005444
The proper term is "mottled", thank you very much.
>>27005413
I think we all feel that way, I'd suggest being nice but then you get untalented artists who think they're hot shit and won't fuck off so I'd say we're screwed.
>>27005461
Silly filly, that's what the hay is for.
>>27005459
in stew it's actually rather nice in small quantities. But too much will ruin a dish
>>27005428
How often are they here I've never seen them
>>27005484
I have never experienced a dish ruined by too much onion.
Onion is love. Onion is life
Garlic is good too
>>27005466
If it makes you feel better, I don't think i'll ever get my ego inflated cause I know there is improving I could be doing.
That's why it feels weird taking compliments for art.It's nice and appreciated, but I feel like I could and should do better.
>>27005419
We need more nips in our lives
Nips pls
not too much recently. braindead was here in February i think, and did a few draws for us
>>27005462
either way if she's not going to slide that magic wand of his down her throat, i'd like to choke on it while fondling his magic balls
>>27005493
What does your art look like
>>27005492
i put too much in my burrito about 10 minutes ago. they're just too strong.
>>27005506Either way, that's a very unf thought you got there anon.
>>27005510
That's where you're wrong.
There was too much burrito in your onion.
>>27005431
>(sigh) onions.
Fillies aren't allowed to cook stew. As Dr. Stuart Ashen says in his many videos:
www.ashens.com/
'Nought to Three sad onions'
>>27005510
Or you are just a weak willed faggot that couldn't eat a onion raw to save his life.
Get some good goddamn cheese, add salt and you have there a full fucking breakfast.
>>27005526
fucking onionpon
>>27005540
no, i had plenty of both of those things. I removed some onion and it was fine, but it's a very strong ingredient and needs to be used sparingly
>>27005540
My fucking nigga.
You're invited over for dinner.
Spoiler:it's gonna be onion pie, nigga
>>27005508
I'm not trying to plug my art here anon.
I'm just saying that I think a mindset any good artist, or eventual good artist should have is that there is always room for improvement. And an inflated ego is a bad thing.
Onions are gross
>>27005563
ly underrated
