Previous thread >>26943010
>What is this thread about?
Half human and half pony/other Equestrian species offspring.
>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want.
>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.
Searchable Archive:
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Dropbox
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Satyr fact #8 - satyrs become very aroused when posting the first comment in a new thread.
>>26985640
>I'm going to violate every one kf your holes tonight
>>26985640
As horny as throwing back a shot of their dad's cum?
>>26985754
That's hot.
>>26985775
That's gross.
>>26985754
Glimmer would.
>Magic Futa cock Glimmer will never abuse your holes
>>26985805
Agreed.
>>26985822
>Futa cock
>>26985775
So long as it's freshly milked and their mothers don't find out, yes.
>>26985822
Glimmer is a massive pervert
But she's gaplessly single, so it all works out
>>26985880
She once summoned all of her fanfic characters out of their stories so she could screw them. They didn't want to.
>>26985599
>TFW you will never have a Satyr daughteru to give piggyback rides to.
>>26985923
>You will never take her out for ice cream at Baskin Robins and get the biggest sundae
>You will never go to the playground and push her on the swing and hear her scream with equal parts terror and equal parts delight
>You will never construct a castle out of cardboard and play knights with your daughteru using wooden spatulas as swords
>You will never read daughteru one of your favorite children's books growing up as you tuck her in for school tomorrow.
>>26986042
It's a bad feeling.
>>26986042
I don't want this feel!
https://youtu.be/2O8mY0yB5Ho
What are some of the stupid conversations would satyrs have?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUIjipWhp4Y
Where are my NXT marks at?
>>26986487I haven't watched WWE in forever.Shit, I've been behind on Lucha Underground too.
>>26986610LU and NXT are where it's at, so good taste.Get on it, man.
>Cadet Dagger just graduated from the Vanhoover Ponice Academy and wants to get smashed with her unicorn friend Miranda Right
>Drinks like a Russian bear and starts to dance on tables singing sea shanties, referring to herself as Mistress Pirate Captain Stiletto
>Later in the following morning she finds herself half naked in her living room with her Hyperspace War figurines suspended over the fishbowl on the ceiling fan, an eyepatch with a pair of panties, and a ball gag
>Miranda comes over the next day and shoves a paddle in her face, telling her to straighten up before her first patrol tomorrow.
>>26987600
Did Anon drop her as a sock when she got too old? Or do the three of them have a herd discussion now?
>>26987680
No, in my head, she's the eldest of the three and lives with her single mother.
>Some anon was somehow able to cum inside Bon Bon
How was that even possible?
>>26986641
What would Darcy's gimmick be? Who would she team up with the most? Heel or Face?
>>26988288
Herding pact with Lyra.
Broil should /ss/ Gargle. Just for the experience.
>>26988959
I ship Broil and Glimmer hardcore... But I agree with this. Tail pegging?
>>26989549
Dat's hot
>>26989633
Do you think you can explain why? I can't exactly see why either of them would take a liking to each other. I was under the impression that Broil wasn't really into the nerd types since her brother gets like that with his hunting.
>>26989844
I think it's more a "sexy librarian" thing, or she just hasn't met the right nerd. Iirc; Glimmer goes to study the twins since they are drakes who WEREN'T raised around ponies; she gets close to them (accidentally or otherwise) and Broil starts liking her
>>26989376
Asha is cute
>>26989872
>>26989844
I normally pair Glimmer up with Abacus, so they could be awkward nerds together.
Guy doing all the uploading here.
Does anyone happen to know if those deer fauns have names, or were actually from one of the named deer in the comic?
The staff may remove them for not being pony related enough if they're just some generic faun.
>>26991095
I have a very vague memory of the Fauns having a name.
>>26991095
Guy is Driftwood, girl is Thickette, just make them the offspring of either that deer captain, that deer king, or Bramble, the deer shota
>>26991213
I found one picture of her upped. Says her name is Arbor.
Only question is if she should be assigned to Bramble or King Aspen. Unless deer appeared anywhere else in official material.
>>26991234
Some eps. Unlike cows and sheep, they appeared feral
>ITT: Confess five satyr pairings you've fapped to and you will be granted a pure satyr daughteru
Pogo x Alex
Timber x Mumble
Simmer x Ace
Garret x Laika
Presto x Melody
>>26991295
Maybe Equestria has feral versions of other animals as well. Twilight transformed mice into seemingly feral horses in season 1, so there might be others like them in the wild.
>>26988288
Bon Bon's a real sweetheart once you get to know her.
>>26988571
Anybody remember that story that was posted a few months ago which had Hope and Gumdrop as half-sisters and was about one of them swallowing something (which I can't remember) and thinking they were going to die?
Who wrote that?
>>26991323
Me x Snapshot
Me x Pogo
Me x Snapshot
Me x Garret
Me x Snapshot
>>26991353
I would like to read a story about Garret realizing he has a crush on Icarus and working up the courage to tell him how he feels. Sucks that I'm a shit writer.
>>26991346
Oh, I know what you're talking about.
It was a bit, and Gumdrop accidentally swallowed it.
It was a cute story, I hope someone can find it.
>>26991323
I think I've fapped to all of those except Garret and Laika
>>26991353
Somebody sure has a boner for Snapshot... And it isn't me for once!
>>26991408
I got a thing for traps.Especially bronze-skinned ones
>>26991346
>Bon Bon's a real sweetheart once you get to know her.
And more than a little adventurous in the bedroom.
>>26991610
Adventurous enough to three way with her daughter?
>>26991627
adventurous enough for a seventeen way with Godzilla, matpat, alucard, toppen gurren, sera shell, pico, generic brony, sticky joe, Nazi vampire, oger, lawn chair, my mom, grus dog, underage alcoholic, stegosaurs, clogged toilet,and cyclops?
>>26991610
Adventurous enough to take a dick in her peehole?
>>26991656
I don't know, but Gumdrop sure is.
>>26991672
She has to have learned it from somebody.
"But, mommy, I don't want to shove stuff up my peehole, it hurts!"
>"Gumdrop, do you want to be able to please your father like no other mare ever could or do-"
"Wait... daddy?"
>"What? No! I didn't say that... I said, uh, stallions! Yes, stallions and boys.... who are totally unrelated to you."
>>26991627
>"Okay, little miss, I hope you realise just how lucky you are that I'm willing to let you join your father and I for a little fun, but I feel I should make one thing very clear."
"What's that, mommy?"
>"Your father finishes inside me, got it? You can have your fun with him too, but when the time comes, I'm the one that gets his creamy baby batter."
"Aww... fine, I guess."
>>26991696
>Gumdrop
>Not being the worldy embodiment of the god of electra complexes and daddy's girls.
This is new territory, and I don't like it.
>>26991708
This is better.
She will inevitably challenge her mother for the position of alpha mare. As is the natural order.
>>26991716
>This is new territory, and I don't like it.
She has to start somewhere, after all she wasn't born with a burning desire for that hot dad dick. Give her a few years and slowly but surely the HFAS will take hold and grow inside her like a cancer until it consumes her every waking thought and drives her mad with desire.
Did I mention that Tonsils can sell you anti-HFAS medication for the low price of just twenty bits a pop, no prescription required, totally legit, don't tell anyone where you got 'em.
>>26991765
True, but I wonder if socking is a thing in this world. Like, Anon just kinda lays claim to young gumdrop, and everybody's cool with it.
I'm gonna guess Tonsils' is selling off her own meds?
It's not that they don't work, it's just that they make it hard for her dad to teach her how to do a fertility test.
>>26991765
>Did I mention that Tonsils can sell you anti-HFAS medication for the low price of just twenty bits a pop, no prescription required, totally legit, don't tell anyone where you got 'em.
Or, if you're committed to following the yellow brick road and seeing where it leads regardless of the consequences, she can supply you with anaesthetic, Viagra and enough high potency aphrodisiac that your dad won't even care that you're his little baby girl he'll be so mind-bendingly turned on.
>>26991774
>True, but I wonder if socking is a thing in this world. Like, Anon just kinda lays claim to young gumdrop, and everybody's cool with it.
I like the incest stuff we have on here, but I'm not for one second believing it would be considered normal, except maybe in the lewdverse version of Equestria.
>I'm gonna guess Tonsils' is selling off her own meds?
Anon, seriously, just don't worry about where she gets the stuff, it's better you don't know. Not that it matters anyway since it's all totally legal and above board.
>>26991780
It's not the incest is normal, so much as the very young stuff. Incest is kinda deterred by natural biological opposition.
And if we're in a more medieval or otherwise less modern Equestria, it works better. Taboos about how young or closely related a person could be were a lot more lax just a century ago, even in english countries.
Lax enough that, with a sufficient explanation, you could fairly believably do some pretty out there settings when differences in the thought process of another species are considered.
>>26991775
You know. Despite how much we like incest here, there's been little to no imbreeding based stuff, unless you subscribe to the inbred Murmur idea.
>>26991804
>Despite how much we like incest here, there's been little to no imbreeding based stuff,
That's actually pretty sad. We need some incest satyrs.
Alright. Last update from me. I've finished uploading every bit of unposted satyr stuff I had to derpibooru. And I tossed up the bit of stuff I had that would count as loli onto ponibooru.
Hope it helps you guys fill up your folders, I hope it draws in some new art, and I hope you guys'll post what I missed.
>>26991862
I like the idea of Murmur being an incest bat baby and I'm sticking with it.
>>26991897
You are the hero we needed. May the Emperor guide your path.
>>26991897
what about that pic of Snapshot being tickled? Or the pic of Snappy, Pogo, and Garret in a hole?
>>26991904
Well, DJ created her and he hates that headcanon, so I'd say that settles it
>>26991934
I didn't have those, most likely.
>>26991940
DJ said he's not partial to, but is not bothered by that headcanon.
>>26991940
DJ isn't the boss of me, even though I enjoy his art. I also really like the idea of Yuzu and Murmur being half-sisters for all the family jealousy drama it would cause over who's daddy's favourite.
>>26991956
>Incest baby
>Half-sisters
The great thing here is that she can be both!
>>26991961
You just blew my fucking mind, and I have to be at work in 40 minutes. How am I supposed to work with the public with this mighty boner?
>>26991904
I like it too. But I meant other than that.
>>26991961
unf
>>26991989
Strut without giving a fuck, I guess.
>>26991804
You both are seriously autistic if you think people think impregnating their own daughter is okay.
>>26992052
Fantasy and reality are two very different things, which most people are perfectly capable of separating.
Building a setting more believable and less jarring than "because" does not indicate and inability to make this distinction.
>>26991862
We really don't
>>26991904
>Changing who a satyr's non-human parent is
Are you going to say that Dawn is Hope and Anon's incest baby next?
I know it says in the OP that everything is a variable, but changing the satyrs' Equestrian parents is just too damn stupid.
>>26992052
>>26992125
incest-hateanon pls go
>>26992388
Agreed. It's been stated that Murmur's mother is Arrhythmia. Changing that is, like you said, stupid. It's almost like saying that Asha is Darcy's child.
>>26992438
Why do you think that it's only one Anon who hates incest relationships?
>>26993108
Because he doesn't like the idea that muliple people don't like his fetish pushing
>>26993108
Mmmm, bat butt... Awwwww yeah
last one I did yesterday
https://imgur.com/a/OzAYE
>>26994048
H-Half-Pipe? Ohhhh mama
>>26994048
>Those tits
Damn, who is this?
>>26994063
Gonna guess >>26994059
Someone linked all the stuff she was in last thread
>>26994063
Futaloo satyr
>>26994048
I love you, /d/. You can fuck my sister.
Hey guys, I need a bit of feedback. I'm drawing a portrait of Gumdrop in her monster hunting suit, but I'm at a loss of what to color it. Should it be dark blue, like the color of her hair, a yellowish orange color like Alex's suit from Totally Spies, or black, like her mother's in some pictures on Derpibooru?
>>26994408
Go with stealthy.
Navy blue with black or gray as secondaries, non-shiny.
>>26994408
Black sounds the most appropriate, given that her mother's an actual monster hunter or whatever she was. That's my opinion.
>>26994408
Black or dark blue. Black probably makes the most sense. Easier to blend into the shadows that way.
>>26994408
>/d/ the cartoon X Satyrs
This is either end amazingly or horribly.
pets flesh her out some more
>>26994549
LETS* yikes
>>26994549
Who is she?
>>26994549
What's she holding, and what does cancad mean?
>>26994549
>I want Dagger to handcuff me and put my head between her thighs
This is an awesome pic /d/! Is the shirt supposed to mean Canterlot Cadet?
>>26994549
What are those bags she's holding?
>>26994646
bingo !
>>26994654
>>26994595
she's getting snacks
>>26994660
She needs to watch what she's eating. If she eats that much snacks, she might put on weight.
>>26994666
Satan confirmed for fat shaming. Fuck you satan. Let the girl get chubby if she wants.Chubby girls are niiiiice.
>>26994666maybe I'm fine w that
nah she has a good metabolism and works out regularly. she can splurge here and there.
>>26994691
Chubby is fine, but you don't want her turning into a giant gelatinous blob do you?
>>26994691
It's really not if they're something like a cadet.
>>26994666
A little chub is fine, especially if she's about to become a brood mare.
>>26994691
>Chubby
>Not just THICK with muscle from all that P.T at the academy
Get with the times Anon
>>26994699
I... Don't even know where to start with this.
>>26994703
Oh, yeah, no. For somethibg like a cadet or cop, they need to be in top physical condition, but anyone else... Niiiiiice.
>>26994712
>Implying you can only like one type of body
>Not spreading the love to MANY body types
Stay pleb.
>>26994715
>I... Don't even know where to start with this.
You've seen the OP pics of the Fat Pony threads, haven't you?
>>26994724
I have, but you assume the jump from chubby to fat is SUPER easy. It's not. A few snacks a DAY will not make a land whale. Now, a few MEALS a day that are very heavy will indeed make a land whale. Don't shame her for having some chips and jerky.
>>26994724
This is why your kids are gonna have daddy issues. Anorexic, hate, maybe self harm. Let's see where this goes!
she's had it add up a couple times, but she works it off to stay to her dream of being head guard !!
>>26994831
... Why not have an alt version that embraces the neet? Like her dad hides inside. A nice chubby Dagger... A-Ahhh~
>>26994861
Would she sit at home playing games all day, consuming large amounts of Doritos and Mountain Dew except when going to the weekly D&D gatherings?
>>26994932
Minus the large quantities of Doritos and Dew, yeah. I said NEET, not homebody
>>26994943
Right, so she's a hot slightly chubby chick who plays games all day.
10/10 would bang.
>>26994861
That could be the cocksock alt, with the genderbending.
Papa Anon asks a bit of his daughters, but his little princesses never have to want for anything.
Dagger never really learned the court functions, and is rarely seen for a royal. She just wants to play games.
>>26994975
>Gender bending
I know the thread goes to great autistic lengths, but really? Fucking really? What, so is Darcy the daughter of Macerena? Thistle the spawn of Barb? Come the fuck on.
>>26994957
Just like in the Japanese animals!I know what I said.I bet she's really naughty too.
>>26995005
>What, so is Darcy the daughter of Macerena? Thistle the spawn of Barb?
I don't see why not.
>>26995013
>I bet she's really naughty too.
Of course. Every night after she's done playing games, she pulls out her trusty old dildo from under the bed, wipes last night's crust off it and pleasures herself while looking at naughty fetish porn of her favorite video game characters until she cums hard, covering the front of her chair in sticky juices, then falls asleep on the keyboard with the dildo still inside her.
>>26995105
... Ga-gah? Oh... That hit way harder than it should have. I like it.
>>26994549
>"You better be ready for some pain Dag," her classmate said with a scowl, "because when I'm through with you all, you're gonna wish you stayed in bed today."
>The satyr just smirked at her advisory, followed by her signature scoff. She always wanted to go out with a bang. Especially today of all days.
>She gives one last look to her companions. They nod her on, every one of their faces ready to accept the consequences of their actions.
>Dagger wouldn't had wanted it any other way. With her resolve as hard as dragon skin, she takes a deep breath of air from her nostrils.
"POLICE FORCE IS BEAST FOOOORCE!" Dagger shouts at the top of her lungs as she darts down the dorm hall, pushing an office chair holding three mares hooting mares in tow.
>"Dagger! Dagger! Dagger!"
>Open doorways were filled with grinning, cheering onlookers that wait the inevitable carnage.
>They're on a collision course with another chair full of mares speeding their way. It was being pushed by one of the academy's stockier mares, Big Red, shouting a war cry as her team readied their weapons.
>All of them were in their pajamas and brandished their bedroom pillows, some levitating beside them, to meet the other speeding steed on the field of shag and lint.
>"Wwwoooah-Goahgeez! Fuck!"
>"Ooooh!" The crowd gives a resounding groan as the sound of the crash resonates throughout the building.
>The two parties clang together with the brutality expected of high stakes bumper cars. Ponies are hurled from their seats and are sent tumbling into each other.
>Dagger herself finds that she's dangled over the upright seat of the fallen office chair. The Canterlot Cadet t-shirt was wrapped over her face until she pulled it down.
>Upon seeing the carnage she's evoked, Dagger starts laughing maniacally. Mostly to block out the pain.
>>26995195
"Holy shit, that was awesome!" She throws her hands up in the air in triumph, giving a look to the pile of groaning and twitching ponies below her. "Whaddya think that was, a tie? How about you Miranda?"
>Her unicorn friend at the end of the hall gives a pensive sigh as she continually keeps the noise silencing barrier spell up in order to avoid detection from their superiors.
>"Sure Dagger, yeah, best three out of whatever," Miranda says with a wave of a hoof. "Just be sure to get me that collectible you owe me at the end of the week."
"Thanks Player Two!" She gives her the finger guns before nudging one of her fallen comrades. "You heard the mare! Let's do another one!"
>There's an severely unenthusiastic 'Whoo' from one of them, and that's enough to keep Dagger going for the night.
>>26995105
>>26995172
She usually wakes up at some point during the night, either from the dildo slipping out or having to pee super bad.
After tossing the dildo back under the bed and relieving herself in one of the many empty bottles lying around, she falls asleep on the bed.
>>26994831
Dagger's got the booty.
I need to knowdoes she prefer vidya or board games?
>>26995228
Chubby Dagger's got the booty
>>26995244
Vidya. She can sit on papa/uncle Anon's lap while they play.
>>26995209
I like.
>>26995209
>saved
>>26995260
>you will never watch Dagger raging trying to get past the Anor Londo archers for the first time
>>26995248
Especially racing games... Wink
>>26995244
While she overall choose vidya over board games, her most favorite game ever is the Hyperspace Hyper Wars tabletop rpg, with Oubliettes 'n Ogres as a close second. She takes her roleplaying seriously and has a single persona that she uses across all games named Mistress Pirate Captain Stiletto (shortened to just Mistress Stiletto).
>>26995293
Meant to reply to >>26995260
>>26995292
>>26995293
>That clench when you're rooted deep into her ponut.
It would be heaven.
>>26995307
>All this talk about Dagger loving games and stuff
Is she kinda what Shining Armour would've become had he not met Cadence?
>>26995333
Pretty much yeah, actually.
>>26995307
>She is in a battle for first
>Each turn is a hard clemch of her plump butt
>Each switch off is a hard grind back and forth as she swears
>You are so glad you set the AI to hard
>While she is focused on winning, you are about to jizz your pants
>All because of Dagger's big butt
>>26995333
That's what >>26994861 said
>>26995297
Isn't Hyperspace Hyper Wars a tabletop strategy game like Warhammer, rather than an RPG?
>>26995347
It's literally horse warhammer. O&O is their D&D
>>26995346
>My cocksock can't be THIS perfect.
The real reason Dagger doesn't get into Venus and Cotton Candy's squabbles is because Dagger KNOWS she's Anon's favorite. She has nothing to prove.
>>26995347
Oh, well, my mistake then. Switch that a bit. NEET Dagger can work for Cadet Dagger, right?
>>26995297
>she regularly gets together with Shining Armor, Luna, Chrysalis and Mistake to play Hyperspace Hyperwars
>Shiny made her promise not to tell Cadence
>>26995388
>Mistake and Dagger playing HH40NEIGH with royalty
>Their faces when they carry the team
Also I have a small post and a half story with a take on Dagger as a fitness instructor. I'm not all for that anymore, but you want me to post it anyway just cause?
>>26995514
pls dagger needs more
>>26995529
I just want you to know. You've caused Dagger to worm her way into my heart.
Prime daughteru material.
>>26995529
Loud and clear! Pic related is what I envisioned her uniform to be
>People tend to say that there's nothing quite like a man in uniform. Glinting Dagger tends to disagree. She would be quick to argue that not all uniforms make a man (or woman for that matter) instantaneously more desirable.
>No, first comes the worth of the uniform itself. It should exude a strength of character, a physical representation of the authority you wield.
>You don't see girls (or guys, she's not quick to judge) drop their panties at the sight of a grease stained hayburger chain uniform, do you? Exactly.
>There's a certain charm to power, an almost magnetic one. But a good position only gets you so far. The wearer, and the uniform, both have to look the part. Fine creases, needle straight seams, and completely free of any foreign particles: that's what earns Dagger's respect.
>That's why she had hers immaculately preserved in her bedroom dresser. No matter how cluttered her room got with empty bottles of Buckweiser and Heindeerken, she could always take pride that her polyester track jacket and spandex shorts are kept clean.
>And, like every weekday, the alarm clock blared "Rose Tattoo" at five in the morning, trying to resuscitate the sleeping satyr and get her out of bed.
"Uuuugh..." Dagger made a guttural moan of resistance before finally throwing the sheets off and heading towards the bathroom.
>She didn't bother turning off the alarm because she liked when it cycled through her playlist.
>"In a rose tattoo, in a rose tattoo...yadda bada nanananana rose tattoo..." She hummed along to the Murphies whilst under the showerhead. When the next song shuffled to "Randy Dandy O", she theorized whether she was a pirate in some past life, what with her questionable attraction to fighting burly dudes and dubious disregard for personal space.
>>26995566
>After shampooing her lengthy hair, streaked with blue and white as if squeezed from a toothpaste nozzle, she rinsed off, brushed her teeth, and wrapped a towel over her dripping coat.
"Geez, this place looks like a pigsty." She scratched her head. "Mom would kill me if she had the energy for it."
>Waltzing over the beer cans and hayburger wrappers, Dagger took a pencil beside her Ogres & Oubliettes core rulebook and wrote a memo on a soggy edged piece of paper.
>She'd probably forget it after she came back from work, she thought with a shrug. But then again she just now got into the habit of writing down important notices and figured the remembering part would come in due time.
>Opening the dresser doors, she closed her eyes and inhaled the freshly cleaned uniform hanging in solitude. "Hello gorgeous," she said as she set the ensemble on bed.
>Slipping on her clothes were like a ritual at this point. The spats came first, as she pulled them up her larger than wanted RIP (Rump In Progress), always stopping short of her tail.
>Next was her plain shirt and track jacket, and with a quick zip over her sweater puppies, she was just about ready to drive to Canterlot Castle.
>Dagger grabbed the staple piece of the entire outfit, her shimmering stainless steel coach's whistle, the bane of her pupil's transgressions, and threw it around her neck.
"Time to whip some hoof licking lily livers into shape."
>With a pound of a fist and a quick adjust of her 'Hyperspace Hyper Wars' cap, she grabbed her keys and headed out the door with the gruff farewell tune of "Whisky Johnny".
So is Dagger the next FotM waifu to replace Darcy?
>>26995634
It's pretty early to commit her to flavor of the month, isn't it? What's wrong with fleshing out a previously unnoticed character?
>>26995566
>>26995582
>>26995634
Waifu? No. NEET cocksock.
Whether he's her father or her uncle. Anon owns her holes. And she's fine with that.
>>26995634
... maybe?
>>26995667
Dagger is Shining Armor's daughter, right, so presumably her human parent must be her mother. That would make "uncle" Anon her mother's brother. Unless he's just "everybody's uncle".
>>26995683
That's probably how most people will see it.
I still prefer an accidental genderbend, and Venus and Cotton Candy existing in the same continuity from the same father. But to each their own.
>>26995634
Sources say! ... Yes
>>26995698
>and Venus and Cotton Candy existing in the same continuity
I don't see why they wouldn't either way.
>>26995698
Yeah, because you're one of those guys who made "teh best" ocs as a kid. Mr. Perfect superhero: who could fly, and was super strong, and could fuse with Goku and Superman! Teh best
>>26995715
Because the dumb ass refuses to accept anyone but a single Anon fathering a satyr.
>>26995734
Alright.
>>26995707
But is that a good thing? How many satyrs that have been FoTM do people actually like now? While it's great that you guys are taking to her (entirely due to Probs, honestly), and it's true it would be great seeing more content for her, I don't want to turn her into another Timber or Simmer.That doesn't mean I'm stopping writing that other story for her though.
>>26995698
Personally, I think I'm gonna go with a Femanon being Dagger's mother and her "uncle" Anon being Venus and Cotton Candy's father.
>>26995771
>Like Timber or Simmer
Or Darcy or Ace or Gumdrop or any satyr that gets mentioned frequently and people have fun with? Well, bad news. You can either very tightly limit the content and discussion of her and get her in a place like Cherry Popper and Mistake... or you can have fun with her. You know, that thing those hardcore incestfags do? Ignore the hate and just enjoy the thing you enjoy.I do it with satyrs I like. Not recently, but yeah.
So which satyrs do you think are the most molestable?
>>26995824
This.
>>26995771
People don't dislike those two because they were FoTM's. They dislike them because, at their height, people would aggressively force them into everything, including unrelated discussions, and derail entire threads into revolving them.
As >>26995824 is saying. Darcy, Cider, Ace, Dingaling, Gumdrop, Snapshot, Mistake, and others don't really get much shit.
Ignore blatant hatred and "Don't like what I don't like" attitudes, but don't get so far up your own ass that you can't realize if you're starting to become the hostile party.
>>26995784
As I said, to each their own.
>>26995830
Consensual or not?
>>26995845
I actually meant that the girls I mentioned are in the same boat as Timber and Simmer. They have some people who hate or dislike them, but they also have people who like and enjoy them. They do get shit on, but usually by a single guy or small handful of lurkers. I believe their tactic is to try and strong arm thibgs they don't like out; but it hasn't worked yet. It shouldn't work with Neet Dagger either.
>>26995845
Consensual
>>26995830
Trapshot. Broil. Probably Venus.
>>26995924
Gumdrop, Hope, Home Run, Kimmy/Mera, Yuzu, Dagger, Cotton Candy and Mistake.
>>26995972
Home Run would probably beg daddy for it.
>>26995972
Yuzu is not for sexual. The rest of them are experienced whores, so I don't care, do whatever you want to them.
>>26995845
I compared Dagger to Darcy as they both had an explosion of content for a while and then it just stopped one day. I just kinda see Dagger going the same way.
>>26996131
I assumed we were referring to keeping it in the family. So that is correct.
>>26996261
Yuzu is a complete electra and you know it.
>>26996291
Maybe. We'll have to see.
>>26996291
Darcy had an explosion of content and it just stopped one day.
I worded that wrong
more tonsils?
https://imgur.com/a/3pBa3
>>26996750
>https://imgur.com/a/3pBa3
Mama mia...
>>26996750
[Intense Wolf Whistle Intensifies]
>>26994473
>>26994474
>>26994480
I'll go with navy blue then. In the mean time, I finally (sort of) completed the design for the guy monster hunter. His name's Lin and he's Greta's only son. Those things on the side of his arms are supposed to be pile bunker gauntlets, but I honestly don't know whether to choose between that, or cestus gauntlets. If you want to hear any of his backstory so far, I'm happy to oblige.
>>26997280
Forgot the picture.
>>26995388
Okay so I'm working on a green. It's kinda-sorta half done. But before I go too far, can anyone tell me if there's any popularly accepted Fanon details of Hyperspace Hyperwars or is it one of those things where I can just go crazy with it?
>>26997373
I think you can pretty much go crazy with it. If you know about skirmish games like Warhammer, then just do that with an Equestrian spin
>>26997429
Man, I am going to have some fun.
Thanks.
>>26997373
Normally it's 40K, as opposed to Fantasy.
Solar Knights and Lunar Guard are common army names, although there's little to no indication as to whether either are SM or AM.
Smooze is sometimes tyranids.
I saw some artwork on DA for Porkz, D'au, Eldeer, and Gaurd
here
http://pre02.deviantart.net/36e5/th/pre/f/2011/147/4/6/46f84f1b379804095438cea93561e8bd-d3hcim6.jpg
Okay, so I got the names wrong, but eh.
I've also seen Yakz, Changelings as Tyranids (I don't think it works, because that would imply Changelings were well known), and I could swear I read somewhere about the chaos gods and basing them on villains from G1, G2, G3, G3.5, but I can't remember properly.
As >>26997429 said, basically just go nuts.
>>26997373It's almost as shit as the real warhammer. Go with Ogres & Obliques instead.
Since Dagger is popping up.
Room 1027. Dagger gulps as she stares at the sign in front of the door, detailing the groups that meet during the week. Monday: "Re-herb-ilitation", Tuesday: "Father Fucker Fanclub", Wednesday: "Equine Lovers Anonymous". And then there's Thursday: "Shota Solutions".
According to the court order currently crumpled up in her fist, this group is the aspiring trainer's one chance to set things right before landing on a sex offender registry. Well, this or community service. So, taking a deep breath, she pushes open the door and calls out, "Hello?"
"Ugh? A newbie? Come on in," a gruffly feminine voice calls out. Dagger steps into the room and stares at the other three girls. An awkward silence fills the air as it dawns on the Princess-Who-Might-Have-Been that she knows them. All of them.
"Oh wow!" Tonbo laughs, moving quickly across the room on the balls of her feet. Her wings flutter tremendously as she skids to a stop, glancing Dagger up and down with a grin on her lips. "I know you!"
"I think we all know her," Ace says with a smirk, sprawled out across the lone couch in the room. Her eyes linger on the newcomer for a moment before chuckling and turning her head forward again. "Equestrian Royalty, that's a first."
An uncomfortable sound draws all three pairs of eyes to a squirming Ivy. The pink-haired satyr toys with her bangs for a moment before frowning. "Come on girls, don't make fun of Dagger. She's got a serious problem, just like the rest of us."
"Yes, Mom," the other two pegasi sigh, Tonbo flitting away from the newest member of the group and launching herself over the back of the couch. A small scuffle erupts as she and Ace begin jockeying for space, leaving the still standing satyr alone with her discomfort.
Maybe community service isn't such a bad idea after all...
>>26997514
Where did the shota connection to Dagger come from?
>>26997506
Waaaay too late for that friend. There's too much done for me to start again.Not to mention that I've never played D&D or any other tabletop RPG.
>>26997474
Thanks.
>>26997575
From pic related >>26995566
Also an amusing thought about inter-dimensional selfhelp groups
>>26997514
Kek. The gang's all here. I'd count Darcy in there, but Darcy is wholesome and pure and is searching for Mr. Right.
>>26997595
But aren't the in the same school in pic related
I mean granted she has the body of a 30 year old overweight mom but she's still just an upperclassman
>>26997614
>Mr. Right.Uncle Anon?
>>26997649
No, just Anon. An Anon totally unrelated to the family.
>>26997639
Well,logistics
>>26997649
Uncle Anon is a lecherous bastard who was kicked off the farmNot Aj or Ab's husbands.
>>26997665
>>26997696
Multi-Anon a shit.
>>26997731
Single anon an autistic shitAlso, yo mama so fat
>>26998577
Leaf a cute.
what are everyone's fetish? obvi nicest for some, what else ?
>>26998637
Well it's good to know every enjoys being nice to each other.
>>26998648
>Politeness fetish
Fluttershy please go
>>26998637
gfd
>>26998637
I enjoy big asses, futa, ahegao, and cosplay... Not all at the same time.
>>26998679
>Fluttershy
Wouldn't that be her husband?
>>26998637
Bbw, bruh. Got love the chub.
>>26998637
Incest, mostly father/daughter or f/f. Bondage (from fuzzy handcuffs to full encasement), anal, orgasm denial, body mods, pain play and lactation. Master and slave is great, though I tend to much prefer when it's in a willing and trusting setting, as opposed to a forced setting.
>>26998637
Big tits, round ass, a lil belly, and maybe lactation.
>>26998637
Normal shit- Virgins, MILF/Cougars, Impregnation, drunk sex, orgasm denial, stealth sex.
Fucked up shit-Hardcore rape, forced breeding, torture, mass enslavement, humiliation, electrostim, medical, mind break, abduction.
>>26998771
>medical
UHH...
>>26998771
>medical
I don't know why that's so funny.
>>26998637
>>26998637
I have a big thing for creampies and huge cumshots. Long tongues and throatfucking. Wide hips and thick thighs. Anal's vanilla but seriously hot, especially with traps (like, basically girls without breasts). Lolis and /ss/ are top tier. Sister/brother/cousin complexes might be my second biggest weakness. My biggest one might be just seeing genuine loving relationships between the two partners (that means in the good and the bad). But fit girls are my newest infatuation, especially if they're in workout clothes.
>>26998818
>>26998834
I'll blame that one on the alcohol.
Basically Tonsils.
>>26998849
>Anal's vanilla but seriously hot
It can get kinky when you're talking buttplugs and subby girls.
>>26998637
Wholesomeenthusiasticimpreg.
>>26998978
I admit, pregnancy or impreg aren't my typical fetishes, but the phrase 'fuck a baby in me' is extremely hot to me
>>26997474
Weren't Sludgenoids tyranids?
>>26998637
Piss and urethral sex. Incest is only a secondary for me.
>>26999854
Urethral is pretty hot. Piss, not so much.
>>26999896
You'd basically be fucking her bladder. I've always wondered what it would feel like to bladderfuck a girl with a full bladder. The feeling of her warm piss sloshing around your cock as you thrust inside must be heavenly.
>>27000512
http://urethralsex.tumblr.com/
There's a claim on there that it's amazingly warm and tight, and that despite expectations, there's little to no leakage afterwards.
>>27000538
I've seen that tumblr. Shame it's almost never updated.
>>26998718
Vhatug?
>>26998637
Mild to severe BDSM, although I'm not interested from seeing it from a sub's perspective at all. Mostly restraint, rather than pain - spider gag, handcuffs/rope play. Forced bound orgasms/denial. I like the intricate/useless ones where hair is braided with a rope, over a pulley, and then spliced to their ankles, so that moving the feet jerks the head around.
Collars. So much so they're seperate from BDSM in general.
Lesbians/two girls at once.
Anorexic girls, chubby (Diana Blake levels) girls, but not BBW.
Blowjobs. More interested in them than regular intercourse.
Feet.
Pregnancy, but sometimes not. I can never tell in advance, and I have no idea what it is that makes/breaks it for me.
Ear/tail stuff.
Bright coloured hair. Blue or purple mostly, dislike green, red/ginger is a plus. I really like the denim colouring that Japan is doing.
>>27000538
Humanity never ceases to surprise.
>>26998637
Chub/almost bbw, anal insertions, futa/attractive mtfs and trans women, and i adore horsecock. Horsecock futa is fantastic, so are other combinations of those things, and big tits, big butts, and large amounts of cum are always welcome.
I also guiltily enjoy sibling/cousin incest, and lactation.And horse on human beast is good too.
Something tells me I'm never going to have an easy time finding a significant other, most people generally aren't okay with that level of depravity, and being6'6" and mtfdoesn't help.
>>27000911
Do you come from >>>tumblr?
>>27000993
No, do you? Tumblr is a shitty hugbox. They'd rather praise you for being non cis than give you practical advice for surviving as a freak. That and progressiveness for it's own sake, to the point of being unhelpful and potentially dangerous.
If the satyrs birthdays are on the same day they were created in this general, then when is every satyr's birthday?
"Eighty bits for a single vial of mandrake extract? Are you shitting me, Tonsils?"
>The satyr across the desk from you shrugged nonchalantly.
>"That's the price, dude, take it or leave it."
"God damn, I could just go to some other doctor and get a legit presciption for this, you know?"
>The pink haired girl chuckled.
>"Yeah, but any other doctor would want to actually examine you first to make sure you're actually sick and would only give it to you as a last resort. Not to mention that they, unlike me, would probably get suspicious that you're already receiving a repeat prescription for Everfree poppy seeds for your 'crippling back pain' that comes and goes, Anon."
>You grunt in annoyance.
>"Because as any first year medical student knows, if you mix mandrake extract with Everfree poppy and a few select household chemicals in just the right way, you get a pretty wicked Class A stimulant that can be sold for almost forty times the combined cost of the base ingredients, dude."
>You scoff.
"You know me, I'm a good boy. I'd never dream of doing anything like that."
>Tonsils gave a slight grin and leaned forwards across the table.
>"You're right, I do know you, bro. Now, if you know of any other doctors that could get you access to such a highly controlled substance and not ask any inconvenient questions then be my guest and go to them instead. If, however, you feel like we can do business, I can get you two vials a month for one hundred and forty bits for as long as you like."
>You raise an eyebrow at the price.
>"The discount is because I like you."
>You ponder the proposal for a moment before reaching across the table and shaking the girl's hand.
"Alright, deal."
>She grins.
>"Great! Now lets see about getting a semen sample!"Best doc.
>>26998637
I don't really have a fetish, but there are things when it comes to writing that I really like for sex, whether because it's hot or I just think it's cute. One is after they have sex, whether it's an hour later or the morning after, the girl steals one of her boyfriend's shirts and wears it.
>>27001804
Can Anon get a good deal on some morphine if he lets her molest him for just a few minutes? Will she throw some needles if he lets her touch his dick?
Was Tonsils born a sexual predator or did she become that way over time?
>>27001824
http://imgur.com/TEJc6GB
>>27002548
how old are you?
>>27002565
Old enough to be a wizard, sadly.
>>27002548
>An effort was made
>>27002631
>>27002589
When do the powers kick in? I'm hitting 32 this year and wondering.
>>27002687
I wish I knew.
>>26997280
>>26997293
I would like to hear it. Might be interesting, or not. We'll never know unless you post it.
>>27000872
Good guess.
>>27003007
You glorious bastard how have Ya been?CYOA_AiE here.how has AiE been? Feel really bad just dropping off the thread.The urge to write Anon and pals has really declined for me
>>27003308
I haven't really been to AiE that much, so I wouldn't know. Mostly hang in satyr and RGR.Really been loving the neet cocksock Dagger stuff the last couple of days.
And I know what you mean. I keep wanting to write for either of these threads, but I can just never find the inspiration.
Sometimes I can manage it, last time being the electra hive thing, but usually I just run out of steam as soon as I start.
>>27003308
>how has AiE been
You and Gator had a suicide pact, Vhatug's a ghost, etc. etc.
Love and Powerlifting is alive, Flutterpriest is alive, etc, etc.
Same old same old.
>>27003366
I like that Dagger's a neet and all, but I'm not into the whole cock sock thing. I guess I'll need to put something out whenever I see it.
>>26985599
Saucey question, but in your mind, which satyr had the weirdest circumstances for their conception?
Some of my own thoughts:
>Glimmer was actually conceived when Twilight transformed herself into a human
>And ended up stuck as a human for nearly a year, during which she met, fell in love with, and had sex with her future husband
>The awkward part was in all the time they were together both Twilight AND her friends neglected to mention she was a pony by default
>Mr. Sparkle did take it pretty well though
>The fact that she was pregnant, not quite as well (Celestia has his girlish, shrill scream immortalized as part of the stainglass gallery)
>Thorn, meanwhile, ended up conceived when Spike began making regular trips to the human world and fell in love with LARPing and Renaissance Fairs
>His own girlfriend for a long time thought he was just in costume and was a scaly fetishist
>It was only later she realized she was the scaly between the two of them.
>>27001496
Well, the first time my favourite satyr, Hope, was talked about and got stories and stuff was on May 2. BUT, the very first art of her was drawn on July 17, so I'm going to say that Hope's birthday is on July 17because then she would share the same birthday as me.
>>27003419
There's just something about the casual foalcon aspect.
And that the guy who owns her is her uncle.
Sure, he may also have Flurry, Venus and Cotton Candy as socks, but Dagger is his favorite. And while the other stuff are often out doing princess stuff, Dagger's always there, chilling out and being lewd with him.
>>27003464
>Mr. Sparkle did take it pretty well though
>The fact that she was pregnant, not quite as well (Celestia has his girlish, shrill scream immortalized as part of the stainglass gallery)
I really want to see that stainglass gallery.
>>27003529
It's immortalized in the many glass shards that tourists still step on.
>>27003464
>All that Equestria girls stuff.
>>27003565
Speaking of Equestria girls, did you guys know that there's a story where Hope visits that world?
>>27003464
>Thorn
You mean Thistle?
>>27003593
Is Hope in EQG world a horse with human legs?
>>27003617
Normal satyr. At least in this story.http://pastebin.com/ijduaUb1
>>27003529
>>27003559
>"And this last stained glass, as you can see, is shattered! And remains so to this day to commemorate the announcement of Twilight's first child to her husband. Who screamed like a girl!" Celestial happily informed the crowds when her oversized alabaster ass finally stopped and swung around to face the tour group of children (possibly throwing off the planet's orbit in the process) you were chaperoning with Rainbow Dash
>You just cross your arms and grumble.
"How many times is she going to tell this story?"
>"Now who wants to hear a recording I took of Mr. Sparkle's shrill, scream?"
>"As long as it's funny." Rainbow snickering
>Well, at least Glimmer's group should still be stuck in the observatory thanks to her mom giving that tour- "Oh, auntie Celestia! Are you an UT to replay my dad's scream?"
>Godammit.
>All you can do is hope this will have died down just a bit in seven months when the next kid is born.
>>27003613
... Goddammit. It's been a long time.
>>27003565
Funny enough, I sort of see the humans (or at least their world) who create Satyrs as different from EQG humans.
Which, for the anons who end up in Equestria as a sad point of angst after their initial arrival, thinking they're finally going home only to see yet ANOTHER alternate world.
Though in time, a stable portal gets set up to the right world and trade and diplomacy begin in earnest
>>27003660
Honestly, I prefer to pretend none of the EQG stuff exists.
>>27003674
Eh, I'll take it if only because Shimmer is kind of cute. And I like to be fairly inclusive, if not acknowledging of canon. No matter how shitty it is. (See: Glimmer's redemption and Flurry Heart)
