For marely mares only!
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>>26983336
I'm so happy that request was drawn.
I demand more cripple mare.
>>26983336
The "It's not a fucking pregnancy thread" edition.
>>26983359
It's fucking glorious, isn't it?When I saw my exact words used for the dialogue I almost creamed my pants.
One small problem though. Pregnant Dash looks like Karlsson That Lives On The Roof.
>>26983309
Funny thing is, my top pick for pegasus butt was Blossomforth.
>>26983491
What is funny with picking best bendy horse?
I bet it's the prefect butt. Just-right.
>>26983448
All pregnant quadrupeds, in real life or drawn, look weird.
>>26983748
Real-live pregnant quadrupeds are not flying upright in silly non-fitting clothes.
They also don't have le Dash face
>>26983649
I was >>26983136
>>26984072
Not postan Octi and Vinyl's ass master powers.
>>26983491
There aren't all that many female Ponyville pegasi are there?
Fluttershy, RD, Flitter, Cloudchaser, Derpy... er... Sprinkle Medley?
Guess Anon somehow got invites to cloudsdale in time for the competition.
>>26984072
>Fleur
>Ass
Pick one and only one.
Besides I'd like to see a better Canterlot candidatelose to Rarity.
>>26984145
Well LP can just create more.
>>26984145
They have a good number of pegasai on call in Ponyville.
>>26984203
Oh yeah, forgot about Raindrops.
Most of them are basically nameless background filler though, be more interesting to have Spitfire or Lightning Dust than er.. That purple one with the floor pink mane.
Actually that one is kind of cute. Wonder if she has a name.Purple mane on lime green though can go cry into hair dye packets. I mean.... ew.
>>26981147
>>"Oh Celestia please no, you can't do this to me! I haven't sent a report to the Princess in weeks! Please!"
>>As she begs she obediently lays down next to you, her body moving on its own, her head resting in your lap
N-No! My heart!
>Itty bitty ponies are all about Friendship and Magic.
>So much that hugs and kisses are actually addictive to them.
>The princesses have put in motion heavy regulatory policies to try and control ponies' snuggly wubbly instincts since the beginning of their rule to try and keep their ponies productive and healthy.
>Ponka Poo's antics practically border on assault and civil disobedience.
>Everyone forgives her because she's just such a nice mare.
>Whenever someone becomes so addicted to snuggling they have to be put in rehab. A couple of days without much interaction with many ponies except their psychologist and some other ponies to make them company.
>But no touching.
>Ponies are even worse with lewd things, specially during spring.
>Enters Anon, who has no respect for little marshmallow horsie laws and every reasun to snuggle them.
>Twilight thought she could control the giant ape-stallion and her own urges, but she now has to sit on her hind legs and beg every time she needs her fix.
>>26984145
In before one of Derpy's butt cheeks points up and the other points down.
>>26984432
>Twilight approaches you, looking nervous.
>She's looking around the room as though looking for intruders, and her left eye is twitching.
>This is the first time you've seen her in three days.
"Twilight? What're you doing in my house?"
>"Ah-anon...."
>Twilight sits down on her haunches.
>Oh lord, she's sweating super-hard.
>"Anon, please. It hurts so badly."
>She reaches up with her forelegs.
>"Uppies?"
>Aww, how could you say no?
>Twilight's always been such an affectionate pony.
"C'mere, you big purple muffin!"
>You scoop Twilight into your arms, and she eagerly rolls onto her back, leaving her belly exposed for rubbing.
"Who's a pretty pony?"
>Twilight's moans border on lewd, but she recovers in time to answer.
>"I am~"
>If you didn't know any better, you'd swear she was giving you bedroom eyes.
>>26984458
>implying Derpy doesn't sweep the pegasus category since her bubble but is her special talent
>>26984704
Lewd incoming?
>>26984432
>The princesses have been trying to control this
Sounds like Anon needs to pay a sneaky cuddle visit to Canterlot.
Here's a quick update for O&O that I'm cranking out before work. We're approaching the end, friends!
It's pretty smallthat's what she said, so consider this update the promise of future O&O green.
Continuing from: >>26965019
>You are Moondancer, and things are going much better than you expected them to.
>Twinkleshine has stopped glaring at Anonymous for the first time since you gals began playing, which means the human might actually be interested in coming back for another game.
>Maybe...
>Maybe he'd rub your horn again.
>Oh Luna's Moon, would he actually do that?
>He already did it once in front of all your friends.
>Oh mare oh mare
>You might even form a herd with Anonymous!
>Oh, you'd be the perfect gentlemare with him! You'd buy him all the jewellery and O&O miniatures he could ever want!
>You aren't like all those OTHER mares who would expect a hot dinner ready for you the moment you home from work.
>You're a progressive mare!
>If anything, YOU would be the one in the kitchen.
>sunhatTippingIntensifies.parchment
>Oh, ew.
>That was cringy even for YOU.
>>26984842
Aaayes.
Alrighty then fixed some of the dead or wrong links in the Google Doc.
Snippet now once again has an actual link to his pastebin as does TicTac.
>>26984842
Love it! Before this the last two updates were just 'O&O' descriptions. That's a bit boring, btw.
>>26984883
neat
>>26984842
D&D herd... Sounds like fun
>>26984072
the perfect herd must contain one mare of each race
i need my soft downy feathers
>>26985021
I thought that was Pidgeot, which made me think of the very first Twitch Play Pokemon.
where were you when abby dies?
>>26985021
>the perfect herd must contain one mare of each race
I agree wholeheartedly.
>>26985021
Pegasus tries her hardest to woo you.
>>26984953
Tortilla pieces everywhere.
>>26985222
>not doing pegasus mating dance
>>26985333
Look at my tuft, my tuft is amazing.
>>26985411
give it a lick
>>26985448
Such a brave stallion.
>>26985333
HEY, HEY, HEY! WHO IS THIS PRISSY FAGGOT DOING ON OUR GIRL?!
>>26984704
>>26984432
>Ptssssss!
>Hey filly.>Wanna buy some hugs?
>>26985469
Not as brave as this one.
>>26985469
>not getting the reference
>>26985506
I don't care about references.
Teen Anon is the adopted crown prince of an insular splinter-civilization of minotaurs.
In this society, gender roles are pretty even, unlike in the rest of of Equestria which is female-dominated.
Anon is considered a 'supermodel' by mino standards because, the less 'bovine' you have in your appearance, the more beautiful you are physically.
Anon and his adoptive family head to Equestria for negotiations on an important trade agreement; they have something Equestria desperately needs, and Equestria has much needed gold in their coffers.
Now, either he catches the eye of Celestia herself or a teenage Cadence, whom quickly become enamored by him.
Given the circumstances, you can imagine the recipe for chaos; said mare also has trouble in trying to 'gain his attention', because of the unusual societal (by Equestrian standards) rules and outright cultural clash, leading to hijinx.
>>26985650
Pastebin?
GRYPHONESS SUPERIOR MATE
FEAST EYES UPON GLORIOUS BREAST INSULATOR
FILTHY EQUINE PREY ANIMALS GO HOME
>>26985700
>catburd
>superior
Pick one, and only one
>>26985522
>Scoots and Bloom are jelly of Sweetie, who hit puberty early and grew a tuft.
>She's THAT guy in middle school who grew into a sixpack with no work.
>>26985333
>He doesn't know about our nigga Thunderlane.
Best wingpower of a stallion in all of Ponyville, and if I had to guess looking to add another to his flock.
>>26985713
>He doesn't want to slam a pussys pussy ruining her to the point no catbird can satisfy her.
>>26985739
>He doesn't want to slam a mare's pussy ruining her to the point no stallion can satisfy her.
>>26984156
>that pic
How salty would Twilight be if Anon dated her mother instead of her?
Assume this is a situation where Night Light died or something happened that gets him out of the way.
>>26985739
>>26985753
why not both
Anon schleps off to the rock farm after almost being raped by rainbow dash and basically being told that as a male he has no rightsand punching a certain princess in the face
Underneath their stern exterior the Pies are staunch Stallionists, and refuse to deal with anyone who engages in institutional sexism... which is almost everybody so they often struggle to get by.
Limestone is abrasive as fuck but treats Anon with respect he won't get anywhere else
>>26985776
Oh and pinkie often comes by to beg Anon to come back but he ain't having any of that shit
>>26985765
Very. If you want her to be.
>>26985774
I like your style.
>>26985776
So RGRE...minus the RGRE?
What's the point of introducing the matriarchy if we're just going to run to the place where we won't have to deal with the matriarchy?
May as well be Anon works on the rock farm and herds the sisters prompt.
>>26985841
actually that's a good idea
>>26985841
Fertile earth pony Pie sisters.
>>26985870
oh yes
need lots of foals to help with the farm
Fug most of the good prompts are taken and I can't think of many.
>Anon is already in a stable herd, but is super protective (this part is already done by someone else.)
>One of his newborns was bullied by Filthy Rich's newborns.
>Anon then settles on a quest to borrow money from his mares to start a rival "mail order wholesaler" business to ruin Rich.
>Most of the drama comes from him acting out of order to do this and the mares are the protags.
And my other idea.
>Anon herds with berry and others before ep 1.
>Starts a tavern or bed and alcoholic breakfast.
>Just slice of life dealing with travelers that come to ponyville and sleep in the tavern before fucking with the mane 6.
"I swear that Trixy is the worst tipper ever. If she orders again asking for the "house special" I am going to deck her."
>"Not before I buck her if she orders another pissy watered down buckwiser."
"And that is why I love you."
>Anon likes his mares..... "Special..."
>Collects Derpy, Crackle the dragon, and Screwloose into a herd.
>Circuses are jelly they can never have the best freak show since it's in ponyville.
And last one I swear it just came to me.
>Rarity lusts after dirty miner anon.
>>26985739
Honestly, the fact that your penis isn't barbed and you have human stamina would probably make you the ultimate Gryphoness catch.
>>26985950
The first one seems kinda cringey and bad. They other two I like, though.
>A content sigh escapes your lips.
>Such a quiet day today has been.
>Nopony's come in to bother you or try an sneak a flower off your desk.
>You are finally done organizing your desk.
>You look at the cute little array of plants and pictures surrounding you and smile to yourself.
>Quiet days like these come too few and far between.
>In fact, you don't recall ever having a quiet day like this...
>Sure there have been days where you're not bothered, but literally the bustle that's usually outside your dinky little office just isn't there.
>A feeling of unease starts welling up in your chest.
>Your muzzle scrunches as you begin to more seriously scrutinize your area.
>You've just realized that your daffodils are a little crooked.
>*SLAM*
>You yelp and jump right out of your seat as one of the messengers bursts into your room.
>"Mr. Hoof!"
>You clutch your chest.
"Quick Step! Sweet Celestia you nearly gave me a heart attack."
>The stallion's eyes widen in surprise, he sheepishly bows, "Oh! S-sorry Mr. green Hoof sir, it's just-"
>You chuckle to yourself.
"MR. Green Hoof? Sir? Ha! Quicky, listen to you, addressing me like I'm..."
>Behind him two of the male guard enter your office and stand at attention behind him.
>Worry begins coursing your veins, your breathing begins to quicken.
"Wh-what's going on?"
>Quick Step crosses the distance over to you and pulls a scroll out from his saddlebag, "There's been an incident sir..."
>Your heart is racing.
>A moment of hesitation causes the guards escorting you to nudge you ahead.
"Me? Seriously?! Why me?"
>The royal secretary sighs, "Mr. Hoof we've covered this already. Following chain of command, you are the highest ranking official we have now."
"B-but why not Prince Blueblood?!"
>He adjusts his glasses, "He was a noble in title only, the chain of command never has included a "prince" in its order. From the royal sisters down to Captain of the Royal guard and so on down to you. You remain the highest official left."
>>26985950
this is one that was from long ago.
Anon is a retard, legit retard.
One day, he is no longer retarded and explains its a split personality triggered by sex.
It isnt till pinkies party celebrating anons non retardedness that it dawns on them... who fucked anon when he was retarded?
>>26985987
90% of prompts are total shit.
>>26986021
"But I'm just the head of agriculture! F-Flowers and weeds! N-not... taxes and deeds!"
>The stallion pauses, causing everypony else to halt, save for you who runs right into the head guard's rear.
>Before you can apologize you feel a weight on your shoulder.
>Golden Scribe is looking at you with sympathetic eyes and a comforting smile, "I know this is a lot to take in, belive me, none of this is my job description either..." he adjusts his glasses once more, for a moment his smile fades but returns as he continues.
>"But we have a duty to uphold to the ponies of Equestria. Some horrible curse has befallen the entire female population rendering them into lethargic messes, The Crystal Empire has been overcome by the frozen north, and Lord Discord is encased in dark crystal. All signs point to the old King Sombra and with everypony else out of commission..."
>He nods to the head guard who opens the door to the front of the castle, revealing crowds of stallions and colts reaching as far back as the markets.
>Their eyes are all filled with worry, some with tears.
>"You now run Equestria Mr. Green Hoof. We will all do our best to support you, but... the decisions, the very fate of Equestria lies with you.
>You swallow down the crippling fear that was welling up in your throat.
>This is going to be a long day...
>"I'm sorry Mr. hoof but we are stretched thin as it is, we could draft in able bodied stallions, any who would be willing to volunteer have done so already so..."
>You place a hoof to your forehead.
"You're telling me that unless we force stallions and colts from their homes to serve, the amount of free guards we have on hoof to even begin pursuing this threat is ONE?!"
>>26986022
And who can resist fucking him stupid again
>>26986030
>The Acting Captain lowers his head, "I'm afraid so, we have guards and volunteers stationed all across Equestria working their flanks off to help maintain order in these most troubling of times and just barely at that. Right now we're are all held together by the weakest links, we cannot afford a break anywhere."
>You let out a deep sigh.
>How in Equestria are you-
>"Well..."
>Your ear flicks.
>You and the Acting Captain turn to face the guard by the door.
>He looks uneasy like he regrets speaking up.
>Or regrets what he's going to say.
>"There is one..."
>The Captain turns fully to his subordinate, "One? Even if there was just one more that makes for two total. Our most recent inteligence, gathered by brave guardsmares who were among the first to succumb to this curse, tells us that his army numbered in the hundreds then, there is no telling what it could be at by now. An army of two will fare no better than the one we can afford to send."
>Your heart sinks at being reminded of this.
>The stallion seems to be uneasy at this grim reminder as well, even still he opens his mouth, "The underground."
>Underground?
>The acting captain tenses up at the mention of this.
"I'm sorry, what is the underground?"
>The captain turns slowly back to face you, "The underground is a prison. One layer above the realm of Tartarus, it is used only for our most egregious offenders, those who remain one step above the beasts that dwell below them."
>You now understand the captain and the guardstallion's unease.
"A-and there's a stallion housed there?"
>The captain's eyes lower, 'Not a stallion, a man..."
>Man...?
>Man.
>Why does that word sound so familiar?
>Hoof steps just outside your door.
"'Bout time! You're usually late, but never two hours late."
>The bolt screeches as the metal rod slides against the holding until it hits the far side with a loud *clunk*
>You quirk an eyebrow.
>This doesn't seem like food...
>The door opens to reveal a pair of guardstallions.
>>26986051
>Their lips are firm lines, jaws clenching tightly, but their eyes reveal the facade they wear.
>Fear, clear as day, it grips their hearts.
>Your curiosity gives way to a slight depression.
>All this time, and they still-
>"Anonymous."
>You lift your head, looking to the right guard.
>"Come with us please, there has been an incident."
>You walk with them on either side of you.
>Hands and legs bound, and yet they still keep a fair distance away from you.
>The guardsmares did too, though not nearly as much as these stallions here.
>Honestly with the freedom they've given you, you could probably make a run for it.
>The only trouble is, that it's been so long since you've left your cell area that you've forgotten how to get out.
>Even if you did remember though, there's no way you'd actually do it.
>You deserve this after all.
>The stallions don't make small talk with you, honestly they look a little ragged.
>Everyone around looks a little ragged.
>And... male.
>You scan around more and more.
>The guardsmares are nowhere to be seen.
>You ride in the chariot, admiring the fresh air.
>Your cell is illuminated by sun-stones that feels no different than the beaming sun in the sky.
>Actually, they feel better than the sun.
>Looking at it you notice that it's not so much beaming as much as it is just glowing.
>You travel for a time, soon the landscapes far below start to seem familiar.
>You recall passing over them in all kinds of directions, moving from one mission to another.
>Typical fare as a monster hunter.
>Your heart sinks in your chest.
>Well, former monster hunter...
>You realize what it s that makes the landscapes below different.
>They're clearer.
>Previously the usual hustle and bustle of pegasii or other chariot riders would obscure some of the air above and below.
>That doesn't appear to be the case now.
>What in the hell happened?
>You are escorted down familiar walkways.
>>26986056
>Ones you once walked proudly through, and turn the heads of everyone you passed by.
>Now you are mindful of your steps to keep the chains from making too much noise on the marble floor.
>Heads actively turn away from you, or their owners are far too occupied to look anyway other than ahead as they rush by.
>The castle is quiet save for hooves clopping along or papers rustling in the saddlebags of overworked looking stallions.
>The mood is almost the opposite of what you like to remember it as.
>Before your sentencing.
>You reach the throne room shortly.
>You take in a deep breath.
>The last time you were here was not what you would call good terms.
>The look in Celestia and Luna's eyes after giving their order.
>It was certainly something you weren't prepared to face again.
>The doors open, and you are ushered inside by the guard to either side of you.
>Inside is a small collection of guardstallions.
>One adorning a more ornate armor that looks somewhat tight on him, like it needs resizing.
>Your eyes raise, following the ornate steps up to the throne that sits at the top.
>A small gasp escapes your lips.
>In the throne sits not the white coated alicorn ruler but rather a very haggard looking earth pony stallion.
>"Hello Anonymous. My name is Green Hoof. We have a great many things to discuss..."
>You don't believe it.
>You don't fucking believe it!
"So you're telling me... that more than three fourths of the population has been rendered inert due to King Sombra's return and subsequent fuckery-"
>Green Hoof's ears flatten against his head.
>Your continuation dies in your throat.
>This guy doesn't even like hearing the word fuck and he's in charge?!
>You pinch the bridge of your nose and sigh.
"And you want me to put a stop to it? Me?! From what your little captain here has to say we're looking at a threat whose numbers range anywhere from hundreds to thousands!"
>>26986065
Yes,
>>26986065
>The stallion squirms upon the throne, "Th-that is correct... b-but you won't be going it alone."
>The tension in your chest eases slightly.
"Oh thank god, how many are we talking?"
>"Well... two-"
"Two-hundred?! Jesus! You're really cutting it close here, with two hundred of the most skilled ponies you've got I can't even come close to even thinking about a guarantee-"
>"N-no... just two."
>Your jaw hangs open.
>The silence in the room becomes notably uncomfortable.
>All the stallions around you tense up.
"Two."
>Green Hoof looks desperately to the Captain whose face remains firm.
"Two?!"
>Everyone jumps at your outburst.
"You expect me and ONE OTHER PONY to take down a threat that has successfully felled more than THREE FOURTHS of the population of Equestria!?"
>Your voice echoes out into the mostly empty room.
>The windows cease rattling shortly after, allowing more uncomfortable silence to fill the space they left behind.
>"We know your record Anonymous." the captain speaks up, "You are far and beyond the most skilled monster hunter Equestria has ever known."
>Your heart kicks in your chest, you fall back into the small stool sized seat they had put out for you.
"Was..."
>"Equestria- The world at large is on the brink. We are doing everything in our power just to keep it from tipping over. Anonymous, the situation couldn't be anymore dire, there are no two ways about this. We need a miracle."
>His eyes burn into yours, exhaustion clear on his face, but something else to, desperation?
>"We need you."
>Or hope?
>You lower your head.
>Your eyes settle on your hands, resting comfortably on each knee.
>Binds removed.
>A sigh escapes your lips.
>This is absolutely insane.
"Alright... I'll do it."
>There is no chance you actually can...
>You lift your head.
>The stallions around you seem to stand just a slight bit taller.
"...So me and one other unlucky bastard huh?"
>>26986075
>The captain's lip twitches at your joke but doesn't allow himself to, or doesn't have the energy to, smile.
>"I'm afraid that's the best we can do personnel wise, all of our equipment, transportation, and whatever else you deem necessary will be available to you."
"So who is this, stallion I guess, that's joining me? I think we're going to need to talk asap."
>"He is here actually" the captain nods to a guard by the door, "Bring him in."
>You turn to the guard who is putting his hoof down from his salute and slips out into the hallway.
>You hear a bubbly chattering on the other side.
>It sounds... familiar.
>The voice gets louder as you assume they approach the door.
>Your skin feels hotter.
>The door opens, "-mygosh! I can't wait to get started, this is going to be fantabulous!"
>Your eyes widen in realization.
>The annoying voice you now clearly identify before you even see him.
>The same voice that haunts your nightmares with his stupid babbling ever since your time at the academy with your "bunk buddy bestie".
>"NONNY!"
>The orange pegasus crosses the distance to you in the blink of an eye.
>You clench your jaw to the point of aching as he wraps his forearms around your head.
>"Can you believe it? We're gonna save the world together! You and me Nonny! What are the odds!?"
>Of all the males and volunteers in service all over Equestria, the only one they could afford to lose...
>Is Flash GODDAMN Sentry...
>This just went from a death sentence to a suicide mission-
>He forces your face to nuzzle his chest fluff all while continuing to chatter incessantly about how great it is to be reunited with his "World Saving Bestie" now.
>-Or maybe it's reversed, depends on whether or not you'll kill him along the way...
>>26986084
No. God damn it. A greentext with Flash in it. Kill me now.
>>26986084
>>26986096
We might get to do this with him. Silver linings and all that
>>26986084
MOAR OH WRITEFAG BRING US THY NAME!
>>26986084
If you don't continue within two hours I'm taking it over, faggot.
>>26986084
"Forget it, put me back in my cell. Anything but with him."
>>26986084
We better get a get out of jail free card, and the princesses lined up in front of us to be cunt punted for this bullshit.
>>26984842
DUDE, nice work on 'oh mare oh mare' and other ponified-RGRE'd words there. really gets immersion going
>Flash Sentry.
>>26985859
>>26985870
Its been done.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/179271/pickaxe
>>26985950
>>Rarity lusts after dirty miner anon.
You have my attention
>>26986381
He digs her ability to find gems.
>>26986570
>>26986084
3silly5me
>>26986084
So Flash is... like an air headed bimbo?
>>26986682
And they decided to give him a weapon (I'm assuming)
>>26985950
>Rarity lusts after dirty miner anon.
I think I saw something similar on fimfic...
>>26983366
>"Sweetie, just give him a chance, OK? The therapist is gonna be here soon."
"Ugh, fine, dad. I'll 'give him a shot'"
>You are Second Chance, professional polo player
>Well, PAST professional polo player
>After an accident with a carriage, your hindlegs are left paralyzed
>Your incident went out on the news, and the entirety of Equestria freaked out
>Surgeons came from different countries just to bring you back
>You had stallions fans visit you after surgeries, hoping for you to get better
>You never did, and they just...stopped coming
>Even most doctors started to see you as a lost cause, another mare left in the shadows
>Your mom stopped paying attention to you, and your dad only visits to introduce "therapists" that your mom hired to "help out"
>You know that they're all just schmucks trying to cheat out your bits
>Counting the previous ones, this should be your sixth
>Apparently this one is a renowned physician from another land
>You're pretty sure the reason mom hired this one is because he's a stallion
>Exotic one too, from what you heard
>What a bunch of horseapples
>The last one, a Masian doctor, just made you sniff incenses everyday, and, to nopony's surprise, it didn't work
>A knock comes from your door, and dad instantly springs up
>"Oh! That must be him! Treat the colt with respect, OK, sweetie?"
Continue?
>>26986787
Keep going.
>>26986787
>>26986799
Gogogo
>>26986787
who told you to spot
>>26985219
Including alicorn, crystal and bat.because it's more mares this way
>>26985841
Silly alien stallion, you can't escape the matriarchy. Not unless you move to another continent. Even then, take care not to land among the zebras or some other equine race.
So, ignoring the fact that the prompt is supposed to continue some pretty stupid rapeshit:
1) Just because they don't 'engage in institutional sexism' doesn't mean they are not sexist still. Imagine living in family of feminists.
'Staunch stallionism' in matriarchal Equestria is still somethign alien to us.
2) Holy shit the poor sisters. Brought up in a stallionist household. Poor little cunts.
That's like best chance to write some thirsty beta mares that actually fit the story, not like fucking always.
3) Pies have to trade with someone, nobody likes them though. Usually Limestone does it nowadays, and that's part of why she is so pissy all the time. Anon is like: "shit, how hard can basic barter be when you're male and very loud?" Goes to neighboring village, runs into the bored drunk rural xenophobic mares that, of course, know that he lives with those weird Pies. Oh boy, monkey should have stayed in Ponyville.
>>26986787
Do it.
>>26986864
>>26985219
>>the perfect herd must contain one mare of each race and color.
FTFY
>>26986787
will magical human therapist heal her?Continue.
>>26986787
>The door opens and reveals...well, he's certainly exotic
>The "therapist" looks like some weird minotaur with a slender build
>He seems to be having a conversation with Dad, before looking up and smile at you
>You didn't smile back
>He's just keeping up that facade so he can live in your house and freeload off your livings, and leave when he gets bored of you
>That's how it goes every time
>He saunters over to you with that dumb smile of his
>Wonder how long it will take for him to "reveal" himself
>"Hey there, I'm Anonymous, call me Anon. I heard that the past few therapists you had didn't work out, but trust me, ok?"
"Whatever."
>"Oh, you two are getting along fine! Well, I have to go now...becaause...I have chores! Yeah! Bye, sweetie! Bye Anonymous! Take care of my baby, OK?"
>"Don't worry, Mrs.Chance, your daughter is in good hands."
>And with that, dad just trots out
>Fucking dad
>You look back at Anon, and you make a mental counter on when he's gonna drop the act
>5.....
>4....
>3...
>2..
>"OK! I'm gonna assume that you don't really know much of how I work with my patients, so I'll go over how my sessions go, sound alright to you?"
>Oh, so he's a tidbit more persistent on the whole thing
>>26986864
Original propter here. Actually Limestone being super sexist was part of the original idea, I just didn't know how to put it to paper.
>>26986341
Everything's been done before, it was just a rough story idea
>>26986974
She sure got cynical didn't she?
>>26986787
Oliver.jpg
>>26986974
"Well then, 'Dr.Anonymous'," you put a bit of spite in his name, "Tell me how you'll just magically heal me."
>"Heh, you're a joker! I don't use magic. In fact, there's no magic in me at all, and don't call me doctor, just Anon is fine."
>You huff at him
>"So here's your current condition. The carriage-crash had damaged a tiny part in your lower spine, and that led to the nerves in your hindlegs being completely paralyzed. The surgeries you had to help with that didn't help much either, as it made scar tissues begin to build around the original wound. So, my treatment will help loosen up that area, and it should aid in your recovery, OK?"
"Yeah, I heard this several times already, let's see your miracle treatment then."
>"Oh, uhm. Are you sure about that? My sessions can get...intense at times, and I want you to be in the best mental condition before we begin, are you OK with this?"
>Yup, here's the part where he scares you into waiting, and he'll get the chance to stick around for a few more days. You've seen this before, and this is not gonna slide this time
"Eeyup, lay it on me, doc. I'm ready."
>He pauses and thinks about it for a moment
>Probably about how he can lie his way-
>"Alright, if you say so, then. Just get on the floor."
>What?
>Whatever, you'll just play along and stop him when things get fishy
>You plop your plot on the floor, and Anon walks behind you
>"I'm gonna slather some oil along your spine to help soothe the area. Just holler out if it hurts too much for you, got that?"
>>26987211
Oh boy
She's going to get a painful surprise ain't she.
>>26987012
I meant pissy because she has to constantly, basically, fight with everyone, but... Limestone as a low-key alicorn-potioner in a stallionist household, mmmm!
>>26987252
Therapeutic massage can be pretty painful.
>>26987211
Ohh shit, let's go
>>26987211
I don't think this is going the way I though it would go.
>>26987211
>>26987294
If this turns into a lewd scene I'm out
>>26987324
Close the door on your way out, the rest of us want to enjoy this
>>26986570
>>26985841
>>26986864
>Imagine living in family of feminists.
>'Staunch stallionism' in matriarchal Equestria is still somethign alien to us.
important distinction, imagine living with a family of "Feminists" in Saudi Arabia. just because the family isn't on board with their societies cavalier attitude toward rape, doesn't mean they're on the same page as civilized people.
>>26987211
>Ziggawut
>This sounds like a Ponehub script
>Don't question it, just let him have his fun, then you can file him for assault
>You look back to see him slather some scented oil on his wigglers, and they make contact-COLDCOLDCOLD
>You let out a yelp in surprise
>"Sorry about that, it'll feel better in a second."
>He starts rubbing them across your back, and that originally freezing solution is now...pleasantly warm
>He starts tracing the wigglers down your spine and you shiver in the pleasure
>Then he reaches your scar
>Oh Celestia
>It's burning like a thousand stars
>You grind your teeth in frustration to prevent screaming like a little colt
>"It's alright, don't hold in the sounds, you'll feel more relaxed."
"Haaaahn~"
>You instantly clamp your muzzle shut with your forehooves
>That wasn't a scream of pain at all
>Are you getting turned on by this?
>You feel your nether slowly turn wet, and you use all of your willpower to not wink
>"Yeeaaah, I should've warned you about this part," Anon says as he presses down on the scar
>You feel yourself go limp, releasing your grip on your muzzle
>>26987375
Dangit, namefagged incorrectly
>>26987346
Fuck no, I'm leaving the door wide open so you can catch all the air draft. You all deserve it.
>>26987375
Uh oh
>>26987390
Superhero Femanon? Really?
>>26987375
Type faster you glorious winged faggot
>>26987375
>A series of strained moans began to escape your mouth as his wigglers continued to rub you down
>Why does this feel good?
>This is a massage
>Massages aren't meant to feel this good
>Oh Celestia, you're so close to the edg-
>"Alright, that should be enough for the session. Any more and you might get hurt. Can you try moving?"
>No
>NO NO NO
>YOU CAN'T STOP NOW
>YOU GET ON YOUR HOOVES
"DON'T LEAVE ME BLUE-CLITTED, YOU-"
>Wait
>You got on your hooves
>You...got on your hooves
>Your eyes widen in shock before you feel your hindlegs give out again as you plop back onto the floor
>You stood, for the first time in two years
>Are tears going down your face?
>Are you crying?
>You completely drop yourself, lying on the floor as you bawl your eyes out in happiness, mixed in with a bit of sexual frustration as Anon begins to stroke your mane
>>26987415
It's for the Spider-Shimmer Thread
OK, I'll post more later and set up a pastebin for it. Leave opinions here.
>>26987498
>Leave opinions here.
Is good.
Is also not long enough to really give any critique or suggestions. You're going to have to write more, I'm afraid.
>>26987498
>>You...got on your hooves
>>Your eyes widen in shock before you feel your hindlegs give out again as you plop back onto the floor
>>You stood, for the first time in two years
>>Are tears going down your face?
>>Are you crying?
>>You completely drop yourself, lying on the floor as you bawl your eyes out in happiness, mixed in with a bit of sexual frustration as Anon begins to stroke your mane
daww
>>26987498
aww
Dr.Anon uses his magical plot de- hands to both sexually stimulate, and fix a crippled mare!
>>26987498
Sexual healing/10 the HMD is strong in this one.
>>26987721
>>26987655
>>26987498
In our world unicorn tears are a magical panacea to cure all ills
In unicorn world, the same is true oftender human affection
>>26985950
>>Rarity lusts after dirty miner anon.
>"So how do you want these gems sorted boss?"
>He says, wiping the well earned sweat from his brow with a filthy rag that only he and Maud would dare use.
By size if you please. I will, of course take care of them by color and quality.
>"No problem boss, this is much easier than cracking open the geodes."
>He takes off the coveralls, once a pristine sapphire, now black with soil, sediment, and stone.
>The garment underneath hugs his form tightly but only covers his chest and back, pewter but for the dark trail
>Carving a path from his partially-exposed chest down to his clearly outlined navel.
>His scent floods the room, and bombards your delicate olfactories.
>Too used to blooming flowers, fine cuisine, and what latest scent nobleponies believe a lady should smell like this season.
>He sits, legs crossed, and stretches his arms upwards, popping his joints and relieving pressure on his tested bones.
>You opt for a 1200 thread count satin wrapped cushion, letting the synthesized clouds mold to your shape.
>He is fine on the cold marble of your sorting room.
>A room made to contain his filth, his scent, his brutish lack of coltishness all in the guise of a task that would take moments with your gem focused magic.
>A room to contain him.
>And you.
>Together.
>You slowly, agonizingly sort the gems.
>Desperately trying to keep yourself from completing the task that is as easy to you as reading is to Twilight.
>Just so that you may stay with him a little longer.
>The precious, filthy, perfect, marred, gentlest of brutes.
>"So, boss, your parents still coming down to see you and little Sweets?"
>His gruff voice is reminiscent of a grinder polishing a diamond.
Yes, their continued 'vacations' have left me feeling like something of a single mother as of late.
>"Seeing how Sweets behaves, I'm sure you'd be a great mom."
You are too kind, dear Anonymous.
>You play your role exquisitely, Sisyphean as it is.
>>26987498
>anon continually denies the poor cripple mare
>eventually she gets so pissed at being blue-beaned she just gets up and walks out, done with his shit.
>>26987498
it was good. But what the hell is this anons cure for paralysis?
>>26987781
>If your cutie mark are diamonds, his would clearly be the rough geode.
>Shunned by most ponies for being marelier than Applejack.
>They would throw him away as a they would a stone, right into your welcoming hooves.
>Who better than you, after all to know the true worth within something that most would pass off as worthless.
>It was the first thing your cutie mark told you.
>A quick glance to the gems and you speed up slightly, to keep pace with him.
>He is getting better.
>Usually you’d have upwards of an hour to enjoy his company after mining.
>There is never much conversation between you two.
>That is fine with you, most days.
>Today isn’t most days however.
>Today you crack that geode that you’ve been chipping at for months.
>The last of the gems clink into their respective areas.
>Just as the last of his are tossed into place.
>”And that’s the last of them, you need anything else, boss?”
>He stands and dust himself off.
>It does nothing
>He is so much like a mare in so many aspects.
Well, darling there is one last task to complete.
Feel free to say no, it won’t effect your job at all if you don’t want to do it.
>But in one and only one he is just as much a colt as any other.
>You lift yourself up to your rear hooves, fore hooves planted on his lower chest.
>Your eyes meet and for an instant you believe that you see, what you see every time you look into the mirror when he crosses your mind.
>His eyes widen, you don’t see anything more as you close your eyes and surge forward.
>Magic brings him down to your level as your lips meet.
>No matter what happens next, you can at least remember this sensation.
>You feel a glimpse of fear, that is dashed away when his arms reach around you and lifts you up.
>His small tongue fights back, with a vigor that you wouldn’t believe can exist in a colt if it was any other than him.
>You open your eyes and draw back, he peppers you with kisses until you are out of range.
Make me filthy, darling.
>>26987805Human semen.
>>26987498
"Thank you. Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou-"
>"Shh, it's all good. You want to warm up to me now?"
>You nod with the fury of a thousand Zebricans
>He giggles at you, "Awesome! I have to warn you beforehand though. My treatment wont bring you back to how you were originally, only enough for you to start going around on all fours, is that OK with you?"
"Yesyesyes, thankyouthankyouthankyou-"
>He puts a single wiggler to your muzzle
>"You don't need to thank me. And, uhh, you can stop hugging me now."
>You look down, and, indeed, you have a strong grip on his waist right now
>Your face flushes up as you release him
>He lets out a hearty chuckle
>"It's cool, it's cool. I understand how you must feel right now. I don't mind it, either," he says while still holding up that goofy smile of his
>It's like you're looking at Pony Jesus right now
>You cling to him again as he rearranges you into his lap
>All that crying has left you tired, and you let out a yawn
>"Take a nap, you've earned it."
>He's right
>You shut your eyes, and enter the best sleep of your life
Pastebin here. http://pastebin.com/eqQKihXt
I can continue writing this as a small series of mine, following the recovery of Second Chance. Should I do it or no?
>>26987844
Literally something I just came up with to let you guys know I'm not dead or anything.
Next part of A Thin Line will come later tonight or tomorrow afternoon
>>26987875
Yes. Yes you should most definitely do the thing.
>>26987805
I might expand on that if I'm gonna keep writing this as a mini-series.
>>26987875
Shit dude, I thought you were done.
Sorry about that.
>>26987894
It's all chill, brah.
I'm gonna take a break, so you can go ahead.
>>26987875
Yes, please! Hopefully there will be a more RGRE aspect, but other than that it's perfect so far.
>>26987894
And, eh, I don't really like that within the first two paragraphs Rarity's already kissed him, but I'll keep on giving it a shot.
>>26984709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO89_H7GqaQ
ponyfied when?
>>26987928
You don't have to take it from there, it was just a half-assed one shot.
I was going to draw it out some, but I need to make dinner, and work on my other stories.
>>26987844
oh my
>>26985725
ugh, that foreleg stretch.
Cripple Mare art when?
>>26985721
No, she's that kid who was the first to grow facial hair and toted around the school with a shitty pedo moustache.
>>26985268
>Moondancer's other friends don't believe that she's in a herd
>They call total bullshit when she tells them that he's into O&O
>Anon openly fucks Moondancer in front of all her friends as proof, and also to establish Moondancer's position of dominance over said group of friends
>>26983336
I would tie that mares wings down and forcibly cuddle her to my chest so she can't go anywhere.
>>26985739
>Anon does not have barbs on his dick
>husbando a shit
>>26988595
I like this
>>26987781
>>26987844
Guy who made the prompt here.
Ah shit thanks. I know if I spent months to a year I could gain my own style, but it's awesome to see a craftsman at his work.
I got shiny new prompts for you as thanks!
>Pic related.
>Anon find it in either a marefriends desk or in a random ponies inventory (luna feeling jelly at celly? Bonus points if the qoute is used. Fug I might use this myself.)
>ponies walk in and a IRL internet fight ensues.
>Anon falls into equestria.
>Thinks all the WMD stories would come true.
>Pets ponies, scratches ears, all the works.
>They don't have those evolutionary quirks and shrug it off.
>"BUT MY TROPES BEING REAL TROPE!"
>Today was "Anon stepped into subverted equestria" day.
And lastly just for you:
>Anon is bored during hearts warming eve season.
>Right before the day itself anon bribes RD that if she wears a fat suit, delivers all the presents he made/bought over the year to all the homes in ponyville, and does that ALL in one night without getting caught he would take her to pound town.
>After explaining pound town is a euphemism of course.
>Then after that explaining that pound town is a euphemism for sex.
>She took the challenge without hesitation after that.
>Hey she's fast, but she has a different learning style.....
>>26985804
>"C'mon, Nonny! Please? The girls were just kidding!"
"Rainbow Dash tried to rape me and Twilight made it clear that I have no rights as a living, breathing, thinking creature."
>"Well, when you put it THAT way it sounds so bad, silly! Besides, you get used to it; I did! C'mon, Twilight taught me that, deep down, every stallion want that kind of life."
>RGRE Twilight opens portal to alt universe
>It's the exact same only it's not RGRE
>Alt-uni ponies intermingle and explore
>Are generally confused by weird gender roles
>Alt-Twi slaps a colt for being too forward with her
>Ponies in area witness
>Alt-Twi gets a black eye and a night in jail
>"The fuck is THIS bullshit?"
>>26986045
>mare who fucked Anon not-retarded now pines for her beloved retard
>Rapes anon to bring him back down to sub-standard int
>has to resist sitting on that dick while she has a torrid love affair with a drooling, babbling perfect little angel
Quick! Everyone! I need that image of the skeleton in panties going "You aren't thinking of getting spooky back there, are you?" For reasons! story reasons!
Also alcohol.
>>26986084
>opposite of a jock is an air-headed bimbo
I like this.
>>26988755
>One mare fucked him retarded
>One mare fucked him sane.
>Makes a herd with both alternating between the two.
mexicoltfilly.parchment
>>26987793
>Anon cures her
>Cripplemare has endured blue-beaning for weeks and months while Anon goes to work on her
>FOr the first time she stands and walks and trots
>She immediately rapes Anon
>>26988792
Sure thing.
>>26988792
Spoopier version.
>>26988930
>rapes anon so hard she cripples herself again.
>>26988706
twilight tries to send anon back, they both get taken to alt universe. sexist twi likes anon, and non sexist one does too.
sexist twi tries to better herself for anon.
>>26988963
Oh god you guys, so spoopy~!
Someone deserves a blowjob~!
>>26988642
>"Did you find that ruler yet, Anon?"
"No, not yet. Just a sec.... Hmmmm... crayons... quill... ink.... a container of horn polish... a-"
>"What?!"
>Twilight soars over your head and grabs the horn polish with her magic, banishing it out the window.
>"Ha! Haha!"
>She's on all fours a few feet away, blushing heavily and smiling as hard as she can.
>"Say, Anon, could you maybe pretend that you didn't see that?"
>What.
"See, what; that you keep your horn clean and well taken care of?"
>Twilight's face turns blank and you can see a twinge of regret.
>"...yes. Nopony can know how... CLEAN I like to make my horn. Nopony."
>>26988973
Jesus Christ, I'm gone for one day and now people are getting raped until they reach Christopher Reeve.
Seriously, wtf? I love you buncha ziggers~!
>>26988973
>Cripplemare rapes anon on a table
>Table collapses under their combined weight
>Cripplemare lands on back at funny angle
>"....get the wheelchair, Anon."
>>26987948
i shoulda known
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXMxgyKv32c
>>26989114
correction, they are raping until they reach Christopher Reeve!
Gonna say it right now: Celestia is the pony who would be the most foal-crazy. She'd spend plenty of her time around anon fantasizing about conceiving the first of their many foals.
>"Oh, Anon, this sandwich is so delicious! You'll be a great father someday~"
>"You know what the best part of being a Princess is, Anon? The castle will never be too small for all the foals we'll have someday."
>"Did you know that I can make you immortal, Anon? All we'd need to do would be to find a way to connect yours and my life forces. And having a foal would certainly bridge that gap."
>>26989876
love and agree with this
>>26989876
>You are anon, eating with the royal princess of the sun, after she invited you with a fancy letter.
>Halfway through the meal...
>"ANON GIVE ME BABIES DAMMIT! I'M CENTURIES OLD AND DON'T KNOW THE JOYS OF BIRTH! PLEEEEEASE ANON!"
>Celly cries pathetically
>You must comfort your princess by giving her babies or risk being scrutinized by the entire country of Equestria.
>Oh, and avoid prison, probably.
>>26989960
>"Give me foals or you're going into the dungeons."
>There's a pregnant pause as you and Celestia stare at each other.
>"You know..."
>She doesn't even blink as she speaks.
>"...Just sayin'."
>>26989960
I'm okay with this.
>>26989876
>It was at that moment Anon knew he had fucked up.
>>26989960
Also, headcanon: Anon can TOTES make a mare preggers, and I will write green that makes this true.
>>26989876
>The Celestia pictured is the perfect sized Celestia
>Big, but not colossal.
>Implying she could ever stop me from filling her with foals even if she wanted to.
>>26987875
>You awake to find yourself inside your bed, wrapped up in blankets
>Anon is nowhere to be found
>Probably went to rest in the guest room
>You check the time on your clock
>9:38 AM?
>It was afternoon when you slept
>Did you sleep all the way through dinner?
>You throw off your blanket, and stare at your hindlegs
>You try moving them like you did before, but all you get are a few twitches
>It's disappointing, but that's enough confirmation for you
>You might actually begin to walk again
>With that thought in mind, you strap on your wheels and go check for Anon in the guest room
>You slowly open the door to find...nothing
>Shame
>You kinda wanted to see Anon laid out on the bed
>N-Not in the dirty way!
>Your mind drifts back to days when colts swarm you like moths to a flame
>You gave them good ruts, but that's just it-there were no feelings behind it
>With Anon, you felt...happy?
>You felt happy to see somepony smile at you after being ignored by the world for so long
>You felt happy to have somepony be genuinely truthful towards you after being cheated by those two-bit dirtbags
>>26990153
>Maybe Anon's in the kitchen, cooking up something!
>And dressed up in nothing but an apron
>U-Unf
>You stroll into the kitchen to find...nothing
>Damn
>Guess those things only happen in Neighponese comics
>Huh? There's a note on the fridge
>You pick it off the fridge, and it reads, "Don't strain your legs. I'm working at the hospital if you need me. -Anon"
>The hospital?
>The colt has a job?
>He can literally live off of you if he wanted to!
>Why does he need a job?
>Well, there's only one way to find out
>Be Anon, finally
>Right now, you are chilling in the Ponyville hospital
>And apparently you are the only male doctor here
>The backwards-ass logic of this world made it rare for males to apply for jobs in the medical field
>And thanks to horse laws, they can't deny you of a job unless they want to get sued for sexism
>You are sitting in your office, spinning around your chair when a stallion nurse walked in
>"Doctor Anonymous, your first patient of the day is here."
"Alright, bring her in."
>Be Lyra
>And you are so excited
>There has been rumors going around town that an exotic colt is going to be working at the Ponyville hospital, and that rumor has recently been confirmed!
>Mares around town are riled up at the news, and you can't deny them
>Who wouldn't get excited at that?
>The whole hospital is a taco party, and everypony's sick of being checked out by other mares
>Ohh, you are so lucky to see him first!
>"Ms.Lyra Heartstring? The physician is ready to see you."
More tomorrow
>>26990005
Also, Luna makes it infinitely awkward.
>"Anon! When dost thou intend on fornicating with my sister? I look forward to many nieces and nephews!"
>Celly adds to it with puppy eyes.
Ugh, fine.
>Luna cries out loudly "Huzzah! I shall supervise the event and ensure the fertilization is complete!"
>Anonsweatingprofusely.jpg
Make it uncomfortable.
>>26985818
You're her dad. What's she gonna do. Just ground the runt.
>>26989876
>>26990045
>>26990005
The moment she pops one out, you need to pop another one in.
>>26990175
Fill Luna's womb too.
>>26990198
This.
>>26990198
"TWILIGHT."
>"....yes."
"Go to your room."
>Bookhoers' love of da rules compels her to obey.
"Thank god, that worked. You have no idea how long I've looked for a way to get some peace."
>>26990175
>"Nay, fair Anonymous! Mine sister most enjoys it when thou stimulate her teats whilst tine plow her fertile marehood."
>LATER
>"Oh! Hast thou finished? Thou may go clean thyself, colt. I shall stay here and observe mine sister's vagina to maketh sure that thy sperm does not escape her folds."
>>26990217
This. So hard.
Meanwhile, Celly's in heaven and does not give a shit what her sister does.
>>26990206
>>Fill Luna's womb too.
>"Anonymous! Form a herd with thyself and mine sister?! Art thou calling us a filly fooler? We shall have thou know that it isn't gay unless clits art touching!"
>>26990226
>Implying she's still conscious after GLORIOUS HUMAN STAMINA
>>26990217
>>26990226
>>26990239
>"Incest? Hast it became taboo for thine closest family to show their love for each other? 'Tis a strange world I've found myself in, Anonymous. And I want no part of it."
>>26990239
>"But Luna, lesbian incest clit kisses are my fetish, and make me so hard that I'm almost compelled to IMPREGNATE!."
>>26990259
This Anon knows what's up.
But does that extend to a father showing his love for his daughters?
>>26990045
>>The Celestia pictured is the perfect sized Celestia
But that wrong, you filly-fooler.
>>26989876
>>26989996
Batshit insane Celestia is the bestia.
>>26990285
She has everything she wants, and is used to getting it. So in response to not getting something, she first tries subtlety, then pathetic begging (colts feel sorry for a mare down on her luck.), and then finally going batshit and taking what she wants.
>>26990304
Oh, and if anon keeps refusing, she could make a princess leia out of him, keeping him on a chain in scantily clad outfits.
>>26990304
>pathetic begging
Unf~
>>26990304
>>(colts feel sorry for a mare down on her luck.)
>"Oh, Anon, look at poor ol' Celestia. Things are rough for me right now, but I'm making the best of it. Aren't I strong-willed and determined? Those are the best traits for a mother to have, you know."
>>26990355
>Ponies don't wear clothes
>Scantily clad outfits
It's just a clown's nose thing that fits over the head of his cock, isn't it.
>>26990560
I think there's enough overprotective/crazy Celestia greens as there is
>>26990560
Yes. But clothes could be considered unconventional, and could be interpreted as an intention to seduce a pony.
>>26988100
Ponies are all made of the same stuff as Mr Fantastic.
>>26990610
There is NEVER enough
>>26990697
Marshmallow?
>>26990790
Rubber.
>>26990828Yo ho ho he took a bite of gum gum
>>26990912
>4Kids
>>26989876
>>26989960
>>26989996
>>26990003
>>26990005
>>26990045
>>26990175
>>26990217
>>26990239
>>26990259
>>26990274
I love this.
>>26990171
>More tomorrow
It's tomorrow.
But what are the consequences of an immortal being impregnated over and over?
Won't her foals also be immortal? Are we going to end up with thousands, tens of thousands, maybe even hundreds of thousands of immortal pones in Celestia's bloodline?
>>26990217
>Be anon
>You are rutting celestia so you don't get sent to the dungeon.
>But, Her younger sister seems too enthusiastic to watch her sister get the hot monkey dick.
>She's a little close.
Luna! Would you please move it?! I don't want your horn up my ass!
>>26990960
>Are we going to end up with thousands, tens of thousands, maybe even hundreds of thousands of immortal pones in Celestia's bloodline?
Well what are we going to do otherwise?
>>26990960
>He doesn't want to go full Genghis Khan on Equestria
>>26990828
>Ponies made of rubber
>Anon's tire is broken
>Removes tire from wheel
>Grabs a nearby pony and puts them on instead so he can drive home
>Pony is not sure whether to be annoyed or aroused
>>26990790
>Anon discovers ponies are literally made of marshmallow
>Decides to experiment for shits and giggles
>Creates an alicorn by putting one of each kind of pony into a microwave for a few minutes
>Princess Celestia likes Anon
>She REALLY likes Anon
>She wants to have him around when she's out doing princess stuff, but is worried he won't be able to keep up with her when she flies
>Since having him ride on her back would be too forward, she devises another way
>Anon will learn to enjoy being carried by her magically lengthened neck soon enough
>And Celestia will be able to talk to her friend wherever she goes
>>26990960
Sounds good to me.
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>>26991181
Worst everything.
>>26983336
So... what's this thread about?
>>26991218
Fight me irl
>>26991223
1 to many anons take turns telling us stories that fit within a certain promp, with little to no interaction other than review on the reader's behalf
>>26991235
Ok.
>>26991235
twiggle piggle a 3rd imho, but this isn't a best waifu thread.
>>26991246
Wait wait wait
So this is like a coop story?
>>26991297
Nigga you dumb
>>26991308
Im confused...
>>26991313
That's 'cause you dumb
>>26991297
>>26991313
nah mang, The writer posts their chapter, perhaps gets a "fuck you do it better" and then another writer posts a chapter of THEIR story.
>>26991313
>>26991297
>>26991223
This is a General like any other. Writefags post their green for Anons to enjoy judge.
The difference is that this general centers around the idea that pony gender roles are reversed; IE Stallions are the ones expected to get back in the kitchen while mares do the hard work.
Some stories have it be a heavily sexist setting while others just touch around the subject while focusing on a different narrative. Most have Anon as the main character of at the center of the narrative, and it's almost always about how the difference in gender expectancy make them clash withe each other.
Man does it sounds gay when I put it like that.
>>26991297
lurk more.
>>26985481
He is the man who grabs the sun!
>>26990960
Are you fit for the throne, son? Because incest is absolutely normal for royals. Grow that bloodline.
How often should you impregnate your wives and daughters? As soon as they give birth.
When are you done? When the rate of impregnation is such that you spend 100% of your time awake ensuring ever womb in the palace is completely gravid.
>>26991439
I need to know with Anon and Femanon on that story where ponies are particularly innocent.
>>26991466
>with
*What happened to
>>26991297
>>26991313
>>26991223
Just write shit and post it.
If people complain they you're "not rgr enough", don't worry about it. It's a complex injoke that takes a few months to properly understand.
Just take it on faith that they are very funny.
The most important thing is to keep writing stuff and posting it, though.The general idea of the thread can be summed up as "What if in equestria it was 'stick it in your cunt' rather than 'stick your dick in it'"
>>26991469
This is why Pinkie is not allowed to be around Anon unsupervised anymore.
>>26990449
Time to give Sunny the D
>>26990171
It's tomorrow, now. Get working, writefag. Chop chop
>>26991932
Uhh, work is a thing. You guys. I promise more, just not now.
>>26992279
God damn, of course all the people with talent have a job.
>>26992395
Hey, at least I can write at work.
So I heard that this is how you bump, right?
>>26993017
No, you did it wrong.
>>26990960
>>26991002
>>26990986
I love how baby crazy this thread is. It really warms my heart.
But honestly I think a sudden explosion in the Alicorn population would be a mixed bag.
On one hand, Celestial would be able to share responsibilities with her various children once they become of age. So she'd have more time to relax and have even more children.
On the other hand, I'm not sure of the consequences of Alicorn becoming an actual tribe in their own right. How would they be seen by the rest of Equestria? Especially considering all of them are Royals.
>>26993060
Probably displace the current nobility becoming a ruling class that administers the daily life of the country. Alternatively they could simply be absorbed into the current population if their cutie marks would share the same probability pool as other races.
>>26993060
Breed the other races out.
Why make a foal of an inferior race when you can make them an immortal magic shooting flying demigod?
>>26993060
Royals only by title maybe. They get no special treatment.
>>26993084
That sounds interesting. You'd have Alicorns with the same mediocre talents that normal ponies could have. Would their be a divide between Celestia's kids with good talents and those with bad talents?
And I wonder if the rest of Equestria would follow Celestia's example? Imagine an Equestrian Baby Boom!
>>26993098
Celestia is only one mare, Durnk. Unless her kids also start popping out Alicorns over the course of millennia I don't see that happening.
>>26993123
as much as other ponies with "good" and "mediocre" skills. I don't really see ponies being jealous of other ponies cutie marks since they're literally the representation of the thing that brings them the greatest fulfillment.
>>26990449
Maidlestia best Lestia.
>>26993060
>>On the other hand, I'm not sure of the consequences of Alicorn becoming an actual tribe in their own right. How would they be seen by the rest of Equestria? Especially considering all of them are Royals.
>not wanting to be the progenitor and de facto ruler of a race of magical demigod hybrids hoerss
>not wanting to use your unstoppable progeny to spread the glorious light of your civilization throughout the multiverse
>not wanting to make all of this possible by breeding two goddesses insensate incessantly
I have never been more disappointed in someone in my entire life.
>>26993173
This nigga gets it.
>>26993173
To be fair he never said he didn't want to do it just that he doesn't know what the consequences are.
>>26993173
For the Father Emperor of Ponykind!
>>26990976>"Nay, Anonymous."
>"We want to taste thy seed as soon as it comes out."
>>26993198
>venus'finalform.png
>>26993173
What this Anon said >>26993188
Consequences or not, I want to fill them with my spawn
>>26993211
B-but what about giving Celestia her baby?
>>26991181
>>26991218
>Not wanting an awkward nerd to cuddle with
What the hell is wrong with you?
>>26993227
I'll just hug myself if I want that. In Equestria, I would want to cuddle nothing less than the Sun and Moon themselves.
>>26993218
Luna can't possibly lick ALL of your sperm out of her own sister's plump, sticky pussy. ANd if she DOES, then I guess you'll just have to try again and again and again.
>>26985841
Based on the history of these threads, the inevitable conclusion.
>>26993283
Anything to make the princesses happy.
