603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
Written by Michael P. Fox & Wil Fox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGhT0G4k_3A
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5
Friends Forever #27 (Pinkie Pie & Granny Smith) is due this Wednesday! Friendship is Magic #41 should follow next week!
For all the things they love about the city, and all the ponies they know there, Rarity and her friends seem to have less occasion to visit Manehattan than they might like. Canterlot seems a more frequent destination, though of course the distance between Ponyville is much shorter for that. And it may be that they get out more often than they may be given credit for, anyhow; still, with Rarity For You primed to open in the near future, there'll be greater incentive for the gang to swing by the place than before!Maybe Apple Bloom will get to see her cousin at home someday.
>>26978135
Previous thread.
>filly
601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9
UPCOMING EPISODES PROMOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm94QmFObjI
604 - On Your Marks:With their cutie marks finally acquired, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what to do now. Apple Bloom suggest they embrace their destinies, but she and her friends don't exactly agree on how.
605 - Gauntlet of Fire:In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.
606 - No Second Prances
607 - Newbie Dash:After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
What if they made afoal raising game similar to these?
http://gabuex.deviantart.com/art/MLP-Manga-Front-Cover-600939848
even the japs know rainbow dash is a cunt
Butts offend me.
She wants to be petted.
>>26981924
>>26981952
She's got to beat me at a game of Pony first.
>>26981952
is this considered roleplaying?
or is it just greentexts?
>>26981952
Jeez Dash always so needy.
>>26981946
daww
>>26981968
none of the above
>>26981968
it's only roleplaying if the poster is pretending to be a pony themselves
>>26981948
![HJ6rM1A[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/hH2HNpp.jpg "HJ6rM1A[1].webm")
Filly is doing the thing.
>>26981979
I kind of like how these comics portray FlutterDash
>>26981986
you mean one is helpless and the other is an asshole?
>>26981995
it's a little stupid but I think it's funny anyways
fluttershy = helpless
rainbow dash = asshole
rarity = slut
Would you adopt a batpone with your waifu?
>"3 foot 2 an rude as hell, ah gotta get er' in the ground fore' she starts to smell."
>>26982011
>Applejack cries on the inside.
>>26981906
>Maybe Apple Bloom will get to see her cousin at home someday.
Speaking about it, have we seen Babs since she got her CM? I can't remember.
>>26981924
I'd play the shit out of that
OH SHIT
>>26981927
Incredibly autistic. But also cute.
Living with that version of Twilight would be a nightmare though after a few days
>>26981982
I didn't know you could actually do the thing, I thought it was just something you only see on TV.
>>26981979
>just kicks Twilight away
geez
>>26982019
even weird things need love
>>26982001
>"Maybe I can fix the tree by fucking it?"
Oh Rarity, that is your solution to everything.
>>26982078
many problems can be solved through fucking
>>26982075
Cute weird things.
>>26982019
Probably.
>>26981968
>>26981980
Scruffy will still ban you for it, though.
>>26982055
>and then the tree went on a murder rampage through Equestria
>>26982084
>Hello Titter Tree
>I am hollow on the inside
>>26982087
>Coming home.
>Finding that watermelon you bought yesterday completely hollowed out.
>Weird filly has nested in it.
>>26982102
ok just what the fuck is going on right now, why is there Sunbutt out of nowhere
>that comic is available on the Japanese amazon
Are their copyright laws less harsh or is this an official comic?
>>26982119
Because smoothback Twilight. Celestia used to drop by rather frequently when Twily hadn't ascended yet.
the end
i guess the jappos haven't gotten to season 4 episode 26 yet
>>26982122
>murdering the titter tree
what the fuck daesh
>>26982136
>i guess the jappos haven't gotten to season 4 episode 26 yet
Lucky bastards
>>26982136
>i guess the jappos haven't gotten to season 4 episode 26 yet
That makes the whole comic a lot sadder.
I don't get the end though, did the Twibrary move away from Ponyville or did the Titter Tree just puit its roots down next to it? The last panel isn't really clear on that one.
>>26982132
I know, but she just flies in, knows about the tree, what happened, isn't even phased about the fact that there are two talking, moving trees in Ponyville, and all she says is gj
or did I miss a page and there was a letter written to her?
And then Dash kamikazes the tree headfirst
Not to say I didn't find this entertaining, but I have a hard time actually understanding what is going on
>>26982122
>Straight up bore a hole in its chest
>Pony immediately moves in
Speaking of which, why was her library off limits now? Was its tree dick in her room?
>>26982158
basically i think celestia is always watching twilight and her friends
she is the ultimate brony
>>26982165
>>26982158
This probably makes more sense with weed.
one last little bonus (go check out the whole thing)
https://mega.nz/#!rQhiTB6A!dDv91QgMJdcu0W4TytTSyrjFPp0qEtmzscamp_PDtoM
why does her imaginary future mate look like her brother
>>26982158
Mortal minds were not meant to interpret grorious shinto epics such as these, Anon.
The last person who figured out the meaning of these comics ascended the mortal plane and now dwells with the kami.
>>26982084
Porn when
>>26982197
I want Twibraby x Staute of Liberty porn
>>26982184
IT'S NOT CREEPY
>>26982184
I want to filly that filly
>>26982185
would you pray to goddess celestia
>>26982019
I would prefer having kids with my waifu but if that's not possible then adoption is a good alternative
>>26982210
>>26982210
>would you pray to goddess celestia
Yes.
>>26982210
Amaterestia. Half pone, half wolf, one hundred percent sun.
Sign me up.
>>26982246
What the fuck is up with that filename?
>>26982210
i'd worship her if you know what i meansexually
>>26982212
My nigga. Gotta try for biological kids first.
>>26982254
i just cut that pic out of the waifu wall
https://derpibooru.org/1089721
gmorn
>>26982212
You can do it Anon.
>>26982274
Oh, alright.
what have you done lately that would please celestia?
she's always watching, you know
>>26982296
I held the door open for some grandma.
>>26982296
i hung out with my old friends I sorta forgot about
>>26982296
>she's always watching
Mom pls
>>26982296
I got done masturbating a few minutes ago.
>>26982296
>she's always watching, you know
That just makes it better.
>>26982296
I'm holding my dick as I read this
I want this mare to be my cuddlebuddy
>>26982296
I watched some milf porn
>>26982296
I don't even like Celestia
>>26982367
But she's a lesbian
>>26982296
who?
>>26982378
what the FUCK is wrong with you
>>26982378
nobby is that you
no one else has awful opinions like this
good, now that Celestia is awake, she can witness these ponies trying to pony other ponies.
>>26982383
Nobody didn't remember
that means he must have drawn straight porn of her for his stash, since every artist has a porn stash.
Thus, the lesbian thing must have been a phase. She's bi.
>>26982387
>Xieril
>confiming bad taste
What else is new
>>26982378
HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE BEST PRINCESS
>>26982373
Watching milf pornwith Celestia
>>26982296
Nothing.
>>26982296
nothing
>>26982405
Dude his favorite fucking pony is Rainbow Dash. No shit.
I want to make Celestia feel like a young mare again.
>>26982420
>dashfags
are you serious
oh my god
that's even worse than rarifags and that's saying SOMETHING
>>26982405
But I want to see her get dominated by zebra mares
impregnate the princesses
>>26982434
You'll get your turn
>>26982436
Okay. Now what?
>>26982410
But I love Cadance
>>26982296
I set two 55gal drums on fire yesterday
>>26982442
Raise your daughter well, and give her cookies whenever she wants some.
>>26982479
>Raise your daughter well
>But spoil her
Nigga what
filly wont stop photoshopping horse penises onto pictures of you
>>26982485
Give her cookies if she's been good at school?
>>26982479
>give her cookies whenever she wants some.
Hell no. She'll become addicted.
>>26982493
Alright, that's better
>>26981948
Go home Anita
>>26982486
I don't have pictures of me.
>>26982446
Cadance is taken, you cuck
what would make your face look like this (eee)?
https://youtu.be/6T9GXyoEjUc?t=22s
right in front of everyone, no shame at all
>>26982537
I love her as a friend
>>26982571when he bucked his hips and shot out a bunch of cum that was fucking sexy
>>26982565
Getting a hug from my waifu
>>26982401
don't you ever try and shame me like this again
Celestia is the prettiest and biggest and best princess
what would pony graffiti say?
>>26982615
Yeah I was just worried you lost even the last remains of your taste
>>26982622
boop, probably
>>26982486
>pictures of you
But there are none
>>26982622
"celestia has a huge horse ass"
>>26982622
remember to carry your pony with extreme care
they are very fragile
>>26982615
At least you know good taste in one thing
that's all that matters
slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp
*rattles ice*
>>26982775
I hope root beer is pony-friendly
I wonder how ponies would react to human drinks like energy drinks or soft drinks
>fucking Rainbow Dash behind xieril's back to satisfy both of their cuckolding fetishes
>>26982807
Do you even watch the show?
>>26982820
>1.8 million views
>>26982828
I do, yeah
>>26982850
>>26982850
panic
>>26982850
boop the snoot
>>26982850
Assume the position
>>26982876
>>26982879
This isn't my prescription.
>>26982879
>>26982775
>she does that all day long
>you never have a single minute of peace where you don't have to hear the slurping sound
>>26982850
this is how i would react around maud
http://i.imgur.com/VhNO9Dz.gif
Rainbow Dash flutters down onto your shoulder and begins licking your face.
>>26982926
you got any more public nudity gifs?
>>26982949
lick her face back to mark her as mine as well
>>26982949
there's not much room on my shoulder
she's going to slip off if she's not careful
>>26982949
Does she want me to fuck her in front of xieril again?
I succ your dik
>>26982982
what are you into? just plain public nudity or embarrased nude girls in public? those are two seperate forumsboth on reddit
>>26983032
there's only one changeling I'd let suck my dick, and you ain't her.well, three actually, but OCs don't count.
>>26983032
ya alright, just change into sweetiebelle with a huge dick first
>>26983076
>implying she isn't a total carpet cleaner
>>26983032
Well... yeah, okay.
You can like retract the fangs or something, right?
>>26983091
they eat love, anon. I don't think they limit themselves one way or the other.
>>26983032
isn't this roleplaying?
>"They're waiting for you, pony."
>"In the Cum Jar."
>>26983195
this is LEWD
>>26983241
whoa that Maud position is hella lewd
>>26983241
I really like this scene
It has a lot of
potential
>>26983260
>>26983275
That's forbidden Anon
>>26983275
>>26983456
>ywn snuggle with a pony in your bed
>>26983495
>ywn sleep in a bed
>>26983511
I am slightly upset with Tess for doing an update saying it's not dead and then letting the blog die again.
>>26983495
is that bird raping twilight's horn ?
>>26983531
there was a blog?
link?
>>26983539
http://askahobopony.tumblr.com/
>>26983495
>you will never snuggle
I feel like drawing a bug queen
Inspire me, my muse
>>26983586
Bug Queen doing a sick ramp with her wheels
>>26983586
bug queen flying into one of those electric light traps
>>26983495
>>26983569
>that feel
>>26983719
The princesses are way taller than that
>not sleeping with two ponies at once
You've got two arms, why settle for just one pony?
>>26983586
Bug Queen showing off her sick heelies to the hive
>>26983741
I toss and turn a lot in my sleep, it wouldn't be practical.
again, i seem to be the only person who likes season 6 so far
>>26983794
Are you fucking retarded
>>26983794
>>26983785
>ponies end up getting knocked off the bed at random intervals
>they tie you to the bed
Problem solved!
>>26983801
Imagine if you woke up next morning covered in ponies?
>>26983815
What a boopslut
Not even Dash approves of her boopthirsty ways
>>26983741
I like the way you think, Anon.
>>26983839
JESUS
>>26983839
I would snuggle a clump of ponies, but they never fall off the ceiling.
>>26983839
I know that these things are harmless but I still feel very uncomfortable watching this swarm
![maud winking in public [MEGA LEWD].webm](https://i.imgur.com/lclhXFD.jpg "maud winking in public [MEGA LEWD].webm")
>>26983924
>>26983785
>that feel
no pony's gonna want me if I can't even sleep properly
>>26983934
*SQUELCH*
I'm going to impregnate Maud
>>26983987souce
>>26983275
>Scissor Sisters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H5I6y1Qvz0
>>26983987
>>26984011I still think this is really cute
no better way to start the day than a bowl of dirty ponuts
>>26984029
>>26984047
On my last trip to vegas i ate a breakfast of nothing but donuts at the buffet
>>26984064
I did that once, too.
I felt sick for the rest of the day.
Last Saturday's episode was a goody.
I don't want to fuck the ponies.
But they're making it hard not to.
>>26983987
I would a spike
where can i find some pony buns to slap
Spike is cute but ponies are cuter
Also they can't eat you when they get older so that's a plus
>>26984124
>Also they can't eat you when they get older so that's a plus
Tell that to the vorefags.
>>26984137
Anon you're at least twice their size
It's physically impossible for them to eat you
>>26984176
anon I'm talking about spike
>>26984081
Personally I did not enjoy the first half too much but most others seemed to really enjoy the episode.I'm looking forward to the first Twilight episode
The best part of waking up is a horse you get to fuck.
The best part of waking up is when poppy updates
The best part of waking up is that the new horse has come a day closer.
The best part of waking up is being a day closer to death
Cant wake up
>>26984366
>Luna trapped him in his dream
Go to bed.
>>26984376
I wonder if she has the power to speed up dream time so fast that it seems as if years are passing in a night.
>>26984385
That reminds me of that junji ito manga
DON'T LOOK AT THE MOON
>>26984385
>makes you live out a whole lifetime in your dream as a prank
>it ends when dream you dies
>you sit up as she laughs and reveals the prank and you just sit there dumbstruck
>>26984411
OH NO
IT'S TOO LATE
Luna orders you to gather her all the ponies with moon related cutie marks
>>26984427
I can't believe we finally got to hear their voices after six seasons.
Took them long enough.
>>26984414
Man, I'd hate to get on Luna's bad side
That's fucking brutal
>>26984461
Twilight's mom is so cuteI wanna do lewd things with her
>>26984461
Seriously
that was such a great thing to toss in at the end
>>26984427
I wonder what life is like for Twilight's parents.
>>26984385
Would certainly be useful. If Celestia ever goes supernova she can just lock her in a dream for an afternoon and make it feel like a thousand years.
>>26984482
are they having horsesex
>>26984505
>children constantly get into fights with world-ending threats
They must be constantly scared shitless
>>26984523
No, but they have had it at least twice.
>>26984523
It's canon they did at least twice.
>>26984505
Probably very typical pone existence. They don't seem to be rich snobs and they do not wear any clothes at all so maybe they aren't even from Canterlot originally or something
>>26984523
not in that image!
>>26984505
they were already super rich so i dont think they had much of an increase in lifestyle when their son became king of the crystal empire and twily became a god.
I want to make love to dream Luna while the real Luna watches from afar
Unicorn Privilege is a thing you know
>>26984411
>>26984427
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4CvjdbQ29qU
There was something like this except about an event with the moon. Craapy as fuck
>>26984547
>They don't seem to be rich snobs
They seemed pretty rich to me, their own place is pretty nice and Twilight's Canterlot flat is just straight-up fucking amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDfQZdJ8tW4
AVOID ALL MIRRORS
THAT COUNTS MONITO
You know what I haven't read in a long while
good creepypastas
ever since /x/ became shit I stopped reading them and that was something around five years ago
