A HORSE, A HORSE! MY KINGDOM FOR A HORSE!
>>26900140
That there is some creative shitposting. +1
>>26900220
>+1
That there is some uncreative shitposting
>>26900140
The first horsefucker...
>>26900140
Mate, you killed your nephews and you were found underneath a car park
>>26900140
A DONKEY, A DONKEY! MY KINGDOM FOR A DONKEY! Gather round fellows!
>>26900272
>>26900140
Bitch, you gonna be smacked upside the head, denuded, and stabbed in the butt. Fuck off.
And now I want to play Crusader Kings 2.
>>26900140
I wouldn't mind Pinkponk appearing in classic literature on command
A horse is a horse. Of course of course.
>>26900140
What is this? Pentomic diameter?
>>26900140
What did he mean when he said this?
>>26903130
Nigga, you never studied Shakespeare in school did you?
Allow me to educate yo' ass.
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>>26900140
This quote is from a Shakespeare play titled Richard III, written presumably in 1592. Naturally about Richard IIIs reign, and how it all fucked up for him. Historical shit like that. Pretty neat.
The quote comes into play in Act 5, Scene 4 where Richards horse is kill during battle, and Richard is on foot tryin' to kill shit, which be hard yo. So he demands a horse, willing to trade his whole kingdom just so he can 'get back on the horse' and start killin' shit again. The irony being he's fighting to DEFEND his kingdom.
>>26901201
I want a Richard III and Pinkie Pie interacting story now.
>>26903130
King Dick, frustrated with the fact he will never fuck his pony waifu, shouts to the heavens that he'd give his whole kingdom for a horsepussy.
The original line was "a horse pussy, a horse pussy, my kingdom for a horse pussy!"
>>26903821
Written in Shakespearian linguistics, just for grins and giggles.
>>26907187
Yes
>>26903585
They told me all the other Main Shakespeare stories (R&J, Othello, Macbeth, Julius Caesar)
But thanks for the lesson Anon, I appreciate it.
