I noticed that there have been a lot of prom-related topics lately. The only reason I can think of is that it's prom-season for middle and highschoolers. The people posting the threads and participating in them as if it was normal are probably under 18 years old. Thus, I propose that prom topics be banned from /mlp/.
>>26845753
We get it OP. it's hard to be 14.
Wubba lubba dub dubs
I have not seen one prom thread. A real thread died so you could complain about a non-existent problem for (you)s.
Well, here it is.
>>26845753
Or maybe alot of us, being low functioning autists, weren't invited to our proms and are curiousall these years later.
>>26845753
this
Ever notice that this broad gets awfully slow on week days form 9 to 3 and week nights after 12
>>26845816
This. I'm fucking 21. Never went to prom. I did get invited to the coed dances.
>>26845817
>4 unique IDs
Yep, samefag.
>>26845817
>Ever notice that this broad gets awfully slow on week days form 9 to 3 and week nights after 12
You do realize other things are happening at these hours besides school? Some people here do have jobs that often run around this time. Also, people do sleep
>>26845753
well you know what i think, i think all prom posted threads are posted be 40+ neckbeard faggots who where so autistic/faggoty/ugly that they never went to prom when they where in higschool, and are probably still virgin horsefuckers that they think they can come on /mlp and pretend to go to prom with their waifus, i am one of them
so fuck off m8
>>26845893
uwotm8?
>>26845893
>tfw this describes my life
y u do dis anon
>>26845893
uwotm9?
>>26845893
So, you're 40+?
>>26845893
You have better things to worry about, pedophile.
>>26845816
23 here, i never went to prom or any other school event that didnt directly involve my grades.
I was that long haired outcast that everyone was afraid of, graduated a year late because some new guy saw me sitting alone and decided to fuck with me. The whole cafeteria had to watch me brake the corner of the table off with that poor kids head and bend his arm the wrong way. My super senior year was hilarious, people would get out of way way in the halls and avoid eye contact with me. "that phyco" they would call me.
>>26845835
nigger what?
>Yep, samefag.
your under age is showing.
>>26845920
>pedo
you must be a newfag, kek
>>26845945
So, who's the lucky waifu that has the honor of explaining to all her classmates that you're her date and not her father?
>>26845920
pedos on mlp, hahahahahaha what a concept anon, like that will ever happen, these horsefuckers, ever being sexually attracted to any human being female or male, even kids, fucking hell, if only
>>26845970
mate you do know we are talking about going to prom wit the pones right? Right?!?
>>26845941
>phyco
You must've been a super duper senior.
>>26845970
Applejack is my waifu m8, ill be going to her Caterlot high prom in the movie Equestria girls 7
>>26845816
Went to prom with my ex-gf who desperately wanted to get back together, but I didn't really give a fuck about her and did it just for the sake of doing it
It was boring as shit and I probably shouldn't have even gone because she kept blowing up my phone for months afterward
Fuck high school, that shit is shit
Pic unrelated
>>26845953
>y-your underage is showing!
Relax, kid. It's okay to be 14, you'll stop being a tryhard soon. Now take your ban with grace.
>>26845989
Hence why I used the word waifu.
>>26846000
checked ma nigga
>>26845753
All EqG prompts and generals are just that, idiots vicariously living their high school years.
>>26845753
>implying highschool student who are going to proms nowadays are not 18
apply kill to self
>>26846009
im 23
>>26846033
Or maybe they like the pony and fish pony characters from EqG
>>26846033
But what about the timing of these prom threads? Are you implying that bronies participating in these threads have conditioned themselves to loathe at a certain time of the year? That sounds really pathetic.
>>26846056
shit, i hate it when smart anons are right, and i didn't say so first, fuck
>btw you are right as fuck
>>26846000
No, they only kicked me out for a year because aspergers counts as retarded in the school i went to.
>>26846002
See you thereI'm taking Sunset
>>26846056
This is getting out of hand, Barneyfag.
>>26846076
Fuck you nigger Sunset is ditching prom with me and we're going to live in horseland together
>>26845816
I'm 27 and never went to my prom. I didn't want to gobut that's because I had no one to go with
>>26846102
Not unless I get her knocked up first
>>26846076
sunny is pretty gud, a nice shade of orange, but applejack is my prefered orage shade, maybe we could double date m8
>>26846102
>>26846119
can it be a sixsome m8s? 4 anons, (myself included) and Sunset and applejack, wadda say m8s?
>>26846119
Ponies can self-abort
Your sperm has no power in Equestria
>>26846128
>>26846121
this anon too
>>26846128
I'll take Trixie, but we'll just go to our own room unless she wants you all to watch."WATCH" MEANS "SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING BUT YOUR DICK," NOT "JOIN IN" YOU FUCKING NIGGERS"
>>26846131
>self abort
implying she wont abort your sperm and not his, kek
>>26846114
I'm 31 and I was asked to mine, girl was a solid 7/10but I wasn't going to chance spending all that money and ending up with nothing but a goodnight hug.
>>26846128
Double date it is. We can be the bad influences that brings the inevitable alcohol
>>26846002
>>26846076
I'll be going with pinkie.
>>26846148
wtf m9, at least buy some pocket pussies, (mare pussy edition) we can fapp with, my hands will not satisfy watching the great and powerful trixie do the sexx
>>26846131
I'll teach her that life begins at conception:^)
I
HAVE
NOT
LIVED
>>26846164
>>26846162
>>26846148
>>26846128
is this gunna be a fucking orgy? if so i wanna bring my waifu too, its granny smith
>>26846160
Youmade the right choice
>skipped Senior prom back in 2003 to play disc 2 of Final Fantasy 7
>wasn't even my first playthrough.
>>26846177
can i bring cheerilee, we can supervise, as we have teacher sex in the supply room in the back of the auditorium
>>26846177
Old timers aren't invited anon
>>26846182
Calling found me pretty early in life, huh.
>>26846190
damn, well i guess big mac can dress as Apple Orchard Blossom without anyone noticing and we can fuck in a bush then.
>>26846198
So what's it like having magical powers?
>>26846247I haven't gotten any yet, but I'm hitting 32 this year, m-maybe I'll get them then.
>>26845753
>You will never have Rainbow Dash roughly jerk your dick off.
>>26846002
>>26846076
>>26846164
I'll be going with Chrysalis for this ride as well
>>26847564
join the party m8, im bringing my changling date, cause my real waifu died
