SEASON SIX STARTS MARCH 26 AT 8 AM PDT/11 AM EDT/3 PM GMT/UTC!
Friendship is Magic #40 is still storytimed here!
>>26767627
Forever #26 (Shining Armor/Prince Blueblood) is storytimed here!
>>26790683
Princess Luna and the Festival of the Winter Moon still storytimed here!
>>26761981
At first blush, there doesn't seem to be quite the artisan quality in rain compared to snow. Pegasi can just round up some rainclouds most times, while Cloudsdale ponies do exacting work on individual snowflakes. But then, there is the lightning. How do they decide when to add them? Sparingly, one might hope, but they're used all the same. Wildfire purposes? Forests can be healthy with some of those.
Ask your local weatherpony today!
>>26820466
Previous thread.
>filly
>filly
SEASON PREMIERE PROMO and season previews - last one is the first 1:47 of 601!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar9xLhMg5_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewqjZo7zcSA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3h6lWSHcXA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPA-dqj8VTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-X52k3e6Qs
601 - The Crystalling Pt. 1:The Mane Six attend the Crystalling of Cadence and Shining Armor's new baby at the Crystal Empire; Twilight gets the chance to present Starlight with her first friendship lesson.
602 - The Crystalling Pt. 2:The Mane Six scramble to save the Crystal Empire from an eternal winter; Starlight struggles after the failed reunion with her old friend.
603 - The Gift of the Maud Pie:Rarity and Pinkie Pie are in Manehattan looking for an ideal location for Rarity's new store and searching for the perfect gift for Pinkie Pie's sister.
604 - On Your Marks:Now that they've finally received their cutie marks, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what's next; the friends do not all agree on how to embrace their destinies.
605 - Gauntlet of Fire:In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.
606 - No Second Prances
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>>26825190
Saucer's gonna be pissed she got out
I WAS JUST A SKINNY LAD
I can't believe I ate the whole pony.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yModCU1OVHY
I want to ravage Equestria with hordes of the living dead.
I am going to trick all the mares into kissing each other.
>>26825242
How?
>>26825251
The hole in the 'e' in "have" on line 3 is transparent.
>>26825242
>"Hey Applejack! I bet you can't kiss on Twilight 100 times!"
>Like FUCK I can't kiss the shit out of Twilight! She's getting kissed so goddamn hard.
Up up up up up
>>26825242
Some mares don't need to be tricked!
>>26825251
can she help me find a wife? she landed herself a fiance that one time...for a little while at least.
>>26825310
>>26825310
What's the matter Rainbow Dyke? No griffon for you to wink over?
>>26825304
she'll do her best, the only way she knows
you can't transform, so you're gonna need to put this dress on and wear this mask
>>26825341
>>26825381
stop pleasuring the nurse ponies, we're going to have a medical emergency and no one to help
Are you ready for Eastrus?
>>26825381
We'll never see her again, will we?
>>26825436
Nope. She got eaten by the great trademark monster.
>>26825195
>best fillyscout
>Anon, what's a slav?
>>26825436
Why wouldn't we?
>>26825447
>>26825195
alright, but what have the fillyscouts done for me, the average nonpony?
>>26825455
nasty, uncouth people
think..like an uncollared filly
>>26825347
okay maybe not
what about other changeling girls?
>>26825455
Griffons
>>26825444
>no hat
>no flank
that would still work right?
>>26825525
It wouldn't be the same though.
>>26825459
Sell you delicious cookies and work tirelessly to improve your neighborhood through community service
Nya!
Scrunchin
>>26825391
With as often as that color scheme shows up on OC ponies, you would think Medley would be more popular
>>26825606
>>26825612
what's a medley
>>26825631
A miserable pile of background pony
>>26825631
the pony pictured
this gal
>>26825641
How do you keep track of all those background ponies, FlyingSaucer? What's your secret?
>>26825650Love
The mares are claiming to have magical transforming lingerie again
>>26825658
that's false advertisement
the last few times I dressed up in their lingerie, they just sat around laughing at me and nothing happened
>>26825654
Best princess.
>>26825192
>>26825195
sonata dusk pls
>>26825203
season 5 is a mistake
>>26825667
The lingerie transforms you into something they can laugh at
pls no bully
>>26825667
That's because you didn't say the incantation right, silly
>>26825685
>>26825707
oh, alright
I'll take two pairs
Scootaloo drugged you so Sweetie Belle and you can get married by Apple Bloom
Looks like Applejack's got something to say!
Twilight wants to be your friend.
Twilight rapes her friends.
>>26825696
I-I'm going to ask her out
>>26825734
Twilight may be booksmart, but Applejack is the wise one.
>four days
"Oh stupid human!", Pony said with a grin, "You knew damn well I was a horse; When you took me in!"
>>26825735
This is true.
Pony is severely disappointed with the deviantart and newgrounds animations she liked as a filly. They are like, way worse than she thought they would be.
>>26825784
But pony is still a filly.
>>26825759
>Twi has high INT
>AJ has high WIS
Is AJ an apple cleric
>>26825696
I want to erase her nose.
>>26825798
Oy vey!
>there's "Already shit" macro on baby's episode of season 5.
This is a sign. I want to believe.
STREAMING
GIVE REQUESTS
https://piczel.tv/watch/nobby
https://piczel.tv/watch/nobby
>>26825759
>AJ
>Wise
The day that is true is the day Rarity is a STR built
>>26825816
APPLEJACK EATING A SANDWICH
MADE OF SALAMI
>>26825816
Sunset Shimmer stacked on top of Sunburst stacked on top of Celestia
>>26825724
I would have married Sweetie anyways.
>>26825816
PINKIE PIE CATERING WITH A BUNCH OF JIMMIES ON THE FOOD
>>26825827
If you're gonna go for a sun stack, you might as well throw in this one as well.
>>26825816
Princess death match
>>26825816
Pony in a baby bouncer.
Like, a full grown pony.
She's having a blast.
>>26825816
ponies operating tanks
>>26825816
Spitfire ahegao
>>26825816
This fish horse giving the pegasus (who is incredibly sleep-deprived and haggard looking) a large cup of coffee.
>>26825816
Rarity's mom doing anything
Filly accidentally ate all your grass.
>>26825964
uh oh
>>26825816
TURBOPANK
>>26825798
Don't a dweeb a dork in the schnozz, doofus.
>4 days until S6
>>26826038
I hope Rarity is super cute in S6.
Don't think about ponies in socks.
>>26826065
Too late
>>26826065
What is it with this fandom and socks
>>26826038
SOON
I CAN ALMOST TASTE IT
>>26826077
Ponies in socks are adorable.
>>26826100
But /why/?
http://sandbox.ponylang.org/
>>26826117
Because.
>>26826117
Because.
>>26825987
I wish there were more art of the filly scouts.
>>26826141
That's not cute
>>26826136
>>26826141
So the stories are true. The MLPG hivemind is real.
>>26826158
Of course not. That's sexy.
>>26826136
libra a qt
>>26826172
No, it's garbage
>>26826188
Shitposting is against the rules, anon
>>26826188
Doesn't change the fact that I want to paint her insides white.
>>26826155
As do I.
does mlp general have a skype chat?
>>26826188
You're garbage.
>>26826214
>>26826214
Fillies with crushes on stallions is absolutely adorable.
>>26826215
There were multiple Skype chats here.
THEY ALL FUCKING ENDED WITH HUGE DRAMA
>>26826215
yeah, but it's just one big circlejerk
>>26826234
The zebra is cute, but I prefer the southern one
>>26826255
>THEY ALL FUCKING ENDED WITH HUGE DRAMA
Not a big surprise.
>>26826265
i am okay with that, can you sign me up?
Are there any pony comics besides Friendship is Magic, Friends Forever, Pony Tales, and that one Fiendship collection?
>>26826313
ask Lethallin for an invite
>>26826242
>>26826357
The Micro series.
>>26825915
>>26826275
Berry cute.
>>26826368
>Lethallin
wich Lethallin then?
>>26826357
Also there's a few annuals and the holiday special if those don't count as a part of the Friendship is Magic series.
>>26826381
I can't find a TP copy of those. Have they not made any yet?
I'm too lazy to track down individual comics so I'm only getting them as they come out in paperback sets.
>>26826388
I love you
>>26826388
Thanks muchly, Nobby. It's great.
Isn't mlp a girl's
>>26826388
I want to sleep with that pegasus.Nonsexually.
>>26826402
Looking at the page for it I think the Pony Tales series you mentioned is the name of the TPB of the micro series, so you're good there.
>>26826388
Das cute mang
>>26826394
I'm gonna bet on the russian one
The lesbians are abusing each other again.
>>26825999
Always remember to pick the fillies by the neck with your mouth. It's safer that way.
>>26826499
Hella. Thanks nobbles.
>>26826499
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
>>26826499
>>26826499
>Pinkie brought TWO kegs to the party
We gon' get fucked up tonight!
>>26825816
Twilight raping Anon
Please do not let Ponk drink
She will accidently the space-time continuum again
which pony did you think about most today
and what sort of thoughts?
>>26826578
Twilight. A lot of the songs that came on my playlist to and from class today were Twilight-centric, and I was stuck thinking how she went from friendless to princess of friendship. She really has grown a lot since the start of the series.
>>26826578
I thought about the jolly green giant.
And her big string bean.
>>26826558
>girls
>raping
They don't even have penises or sex drives, how could they ever rape anyone?
>>26826621
>She really has grown a lot since the start of the series.
Indeed.
I wonder if they're going to update her model on the show any time soon? Make her even taller.
>>26826645
I don't think they'd want her to tower too much over her friends physically.
>>26825402
How come Hasbro hasn't released an estrus season episode yet?
>>26826645
>Season Six starts
>she's taller than Luna
>>26826578Sleeping with Coco.Feeling her warmth.Hugging her and never let her go.
>>26826578
Sunset Shimmer
Thoughts about how fun and cute it would be to help her readjust to being a pon
Like she would act proud and confident and then immediately trip over her hoovers and look embarrassed and ask for help
Also thoughts about marrying her and living together forever with our pony children
>>26826621
>She really has grown a lot since the start of the series.
unf
>>26826680
She seemed okay going back to being a pony in the first EqG, and that was after a year or more of being human.
>>26826688
WHOOP WHOOP ANTHRO ALERT ANTHRO ALERT!!!
>>26826688
Why is fat fetish a thing?
>>26826688
Is that a hand, Anon?
>>26826699
>She seemed okay going back to being a pony in the first EqG, and that was after a year or more of being human.
Sunset was Celestias former personal student, before she took on Twilight.
And since Twi was like 9 years old when that happened, it implies Sunset's been in the EqG world for at least a decade.
>>26826732
>30-something in a teenage body
unf
odd- god hand
even- draw
>>26826748
>mind of an established, responsible and stable adult female in the body of a youthful, spunky, and pure teen
>about as real as talking ponies
Why must life be so cruel?
>>26826780
Draw filly Twilight masturbating
>>26826780
draw god hand pone
>>26826780
>>26826800
draw god hand pone fisting filly Twilight
>>26826780
Draw the opposite of a filly masturbating.
Draw a stallion studying
>>26826780
Don't listen to the last anon
Draw lots and lots of fillies masturbating
Fillies can't masturbate.
>>26826841
not without human help, that is
won't you think of the fillies?
>>26826841
I shall teach them how!
>>26826701
OMG I didn't notice at first
>>26826853
what do they even do in the filly scouts?
>>26826884
Filly things and sometimes filly stuff.
>daddy!
>>26826884
sell cookies and community service
Learn about nature and earn badges
>>26826884
>>26826894
>>26826955
Fuck you guys now I want ot be a filly scout
"Because cats have adapted to conserve energy via long periods of rest and sleep, it is possible that purring is a low energy mechanism that stimulates muscles and bones without a lot of energy."
http://www.salon.com/2014/02/27/why_do_cats_purr_partner/
>>26826961
Filly Scout leaders are strenuously examined and tested to prove whether or not they can resist the temptations of booping fillies in uniform, eating the cookie stores, and other things which might imperil the fillies.
>>26826955
Do you think filly scouts earn badges in masturbation?
>>26826639
Mares have really intense sex drives.
And penises.
>>26826978
What's up with you and filly masturbation.
>>26826970
>salon
>>26826961
All you have to do is become a filly.
>>26826978
Don't be gross, fillyanon
>>26826970
Are ponies cats?
>>26827002
no, they are ponies
pegasi are birbs but ponies are not cats
>>26826645
>>26826664
Nope, she'll be no longer a princess in the S6 finale.
>>26827002
Not unless we kick it into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
>>26827010
Then what are unicorns?
>>26827018
unicorns, duh
>>26826978
>you will never be a filly with a bandana
Cute scouts.
A filly a day keeps the colts away.
>>26826978
what do you think each filly's favorite sex toy is?
>>26827018
Narwhals
>>26827042
Anon
>Eye contact does not cause pregnancy.
>>26826984
>derivitive
>>26827042
Apple Bloom - apples
Scootaloo - Rainbow Dash buttplug
Sweetie Belle - Rarity's horn
>>26827063
i just want to give my waifu a bunch of little babbies
Can we go ONE THREAD without thinking about sex every single post??
Don't think about ponies and sex.
>>26827081
Sex is important to human reproduction. Without it we wouldn't exist. We HAVE to talk about it, anon.
Platonic nonsexual boops GO
>>26827088
But how can I make a big family without sex
>>26827080
Human babies?
Satyrs?
Foals?
>>26827096
That's only when it concerns human-to-human contact, Anon. Making a big fuss about bestiality is actually detrimental to continuing the human race, as no one would stick with 3DPD women when cartoon waifus are forever.
>>26827079
>Sweetie Belle - Rarity's horn
do you think she uses her sister while she's sleeping?
>>26827105
im split between satyrs and foals
foals with subtle human characteristics
You can always adopt a filly.
>>26827123
But I want a baby with our combined blood running through it's veins.
>>26827123
I don't want some trailer trash reject foal
I want my own foal
https://piczel.tv/watch/nobby
NOBBY, XIERIL, AJ,AND DOTKWA MULTI STRAM BATTLE ROYALE!
>>26827147
you could always put your blood in the filly after you adopt her
I'm sure that would work
>>26827081
Is it weird that I don't?
It feels like there was a shift in MLPG somewhere along the line where lewd posting was in the minority and usually there to garner replies, but eventually became the majority while nonsexual stories became the ironic ones made to circumvent expectations.
Do you think the Guardians of Equestria arch will have more focus on drama and character development?
>>26827147
But Anon, think of all the poor orphans that need a home.
>>26827164
Pffft no.
It'll focus more on BUY OUR TOYS.
>>26827161
Please don't involve the fillies in your weird blood rituals.
>>26827165
No.
Nyx wants to play the hug game.
>>26827165
that one smells bad
>>26827162
You're not weird, Anon. You're justtoo old to remember that's how you were when you first started in MLPG, where your hormones flew so uncontrollably that all you could think about is Twilight's puckered lips rather than her adorkable charm
>>26827117
Of course. The thrill of defiling her big sister without her knowledge probably gets her off.
>>26827165
i want to adopt scootaloo
>>26827120
>foals with subtle human characteristics
Like what?
>>26827162
If you ask me, it comes and goes. It feels the same here right now as it did back in 2011, except there's no /co/ bitching.
>>26827162
People ran out of interesting things to talk about.
>>26827193
Not that anon, but when I first started in MLPG in February 2011, the show killed my libido for months.
I still don't know why.
>>26827201
more pronounced canines
the desire for and ability to digest meat much better
more aggressive personality than other pones
>>26827201
The desire to fuck ponies.
Being a little assholish.
>>26827214me too
>>26827214
My libido died permanently.
>>26827214
>>26827235
most likely you were one of those annoying faggots who kept making threads about being too scared to fap to ponies because it deviated from the normal 3DPD boobie porn you were used to instead of just accepting it for what it was.
You've fixed yourself though.
Starting is easy!
>season 6 starts in 5 days
What the FUCK. I'm not used to these short hiatuses.
>>26827249
ARE YOU EXCITED?
ARE
YOU
READY!?
>>26827246
But I was a huge furfag when I started watching ponies
>>26827246
I was intololibefore I got into MLP, and I couldn't sexualize the ponies for several months.
>>26827266
>featureless crotch on your face
unf
>>26827256
The back only socks thing is old now.
We get it, you have butts.
blep
I just want to cuddle and do cute things with a pony that loves me
>>26827299
Why is she on fire
why is no one doing anythingnice butt
>>26827301
Pony will rape you if you cuddle her, though.
>>26827299
You are waifu is garbage!Nice art, though
>>26827299
Look at that FAT BUTT
>>26827299
STOP BLOWING RASPBERRIES AT ME YOU STUPID BIRDFACE
It sure as hell didn't kill my libido, nothing can do that, but I didn't think about pony butts for a long time after I started watching. Might've been about a year? I can't remember, after that it's all a blur of butts, ponuts, and horse vag.
>>26827246
Incorrect.
While I did regain libidinous function, anything even remotely pony-related does nothing for me.