Princess Applejack

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Here is full archive of the stories in condensed, easy-to-read form with all chatter in-between removed.
Check out the pastebin here:
http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejack

Curious what happened last time?
Check out the previous thread here:https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26679572
You are completely new and have no idea what is going on? There is a wikia with an overview of all characters, a complete timeline, previous thread recaps and explanation of the various concepts used in these stories!
Check out the wiki here:http://princess-aj.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Applejack_Wiki

Confused about when a character first showed up or who they are? Want to know when an arc started?
Check out character notes and details here :
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PsMAwLcIdC3IYxezAV9Ko4neEguNvc3eQqQqiTCxdDs/edit#gid=2119378650

We have begun working on a big project to fix up old stories and make this crazy world more coherent and accessible to new readers who don't like the thread format.
Check out the 'Princess Applejack: Re-Cut Edition' here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15cv3kqExr_vOM0JkUh4dqnvVKxJ5Z-P1KHwE8Z7aG0k/edit?usp=sharing
And finally, while most of the thread is very much clop free, we have a pastebin in case you're feeling a little more naughty with your writing, find it here. http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessAJAfterDark please upload any like it to a pastebin so they can be added out of thread.
And above all else, enjoy your stay at /paj/!

>>26739492
Image sucks

Second for non-sexy hooves.

Hooves are for walking, silly.

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Pinkies predictions!
>Fluttershy wants to know what does the fox say,
>Pinkie challenges Dash to a race to test if she's ready,
>Discord snaps and goes daddio,
>42 tries to punch the moon,
>Shiny can't find the exit,
>Two learns that marchmalleys can go in a blender,
>Spike has a thing or two to say about Dragons in media!
>lots of sleepover fanservice!

>>26739492
NC
>SA
"Cadence"
~~~

>...nnngg... nggghhg... NNGGAHHHHHHHHH!

"GAH! Honey, what's wrong!?"

>Oh, Cadence! I just had the worst dream! Everyone, literally everyone, was an alicorn except for me! I was the only one in the whole world not an alicorn!

"Oh, Shiny! How terrible. But it's okay, it's just a dream, everyone isn't an alicorn."

>Yeah... yeah...

"Just me and Celestia and Luna and Twilight and Applejack and Rarity and Fluttershy!"

>...

"And look on the bright side, you never have to worry about outliving anyone! We're all going to do that instead!"

>...

"And don't worry, I promise I'm not going to remarry... maybe have a long string of lovers in a desperate need to fill the gaping hole of love in my life you'll leave behind, desperately chasing any thrill or deviancy in order to fill it, but you're the only one I'll ever marry!"

>...

"Feel better?"

>...

"Well, goodnight!"

>............

CLICK
SPINNNNNN!

"Oh, Shiny, don't be silly! It's only a vacation when we do it, you'll actually die you silly mortal!"

>...Rusky Rublette, don't fail me now...

>>26739492
Oh hey! There's the AJ that started it all.

So many memories.

>>26739667
Holy shit, that's like, all of Shiny's early thread gags rolled into one.

>Everyone is an alicorn except Shiny
>Shiny abuse
>Cadence is oblivious
>Russian Roulette

>>26739492
>Sunset

Pffft, that's silly! That would never happen!

...Kinda sad that's the only one.

>>26739804
Hey, he's not getting his ass kicked. It's not all of them.

>>26740010
In the feels mate, his ass is getting kicked in the feels.

>>26739926
I don't see Trixie ever pulling that off. So... There's that. I mean, it isn't much, but it's something...

>>26740081
You never know, she might get overloaded on ghost kid Power and somehow ascend that way. It could happen.

>>26739667
Well, look on the positive side, at least in this universe, your kid isn't an Alicorn yet.

I mean, she almost certainly will be, and you probably did knock up your wife on that train bit, but for the moment at least.

>>26740300
Is it autistic to think we'd make Flurry Heart lovable?

>>26740346
Probably, yeah. I mean, I think we actually could do it by having cute little sister moments, and having two come to terms with not being the only child, but learning to love her anyway, but that doesn't mean it's not that

>Lavan
"???"
'???'

>-I mean, sure, I may have collapsed a few civilizations, and yes I may have caused TWO species of sentient creatures to go extinct, but I'm not a bad person, right?

"I'm...not...suuuuure..."

>I mean, no one alive today has met a Grundle and frankly, that pleases me.

"What's...a...Gru-"

>I mean, you probably don't even know what a Grundle is. Horrible awful creatures. Made as a prank, by the way.

"-uuuundle? ...by wh-"

>See a long long long time ago, and I mean long. Millennia even, Father Bull -god of the Minotaurs- and Grogar -god of the Goats- got really really tired of Discord being...well Discord. I miss Discord, by the way. You never really know who your real friends are until you're trapped inside a meteor for eons with no contact. Shame I kept pushing him away, he always had the best jokes...by pushing him away I mean I tried to kill him. Violently. A lot. Where was I?

"-maaaade...the...Grundles? ...you...were...talking...about-"

>Oh right! So the two of them devised a plan, you see, they made the Grundles, hideous foul-smelling little rock creatures of pure order. Not a drop of chaos in them. Their job was to seek out chaos and...annoy it.

"-Grogar...and...Father...Buuuull. ...what...do...you...m-?"

>Just like I said, annoy anything to do with chaos. Mostly by singing. They figured if they made Discord mad enough, he'd beg them to get rid of the Grundles. But there was a problem with this plan, of course.

'I don't know why you're waiting for a response. Poor Tank here can barely keep up.'

1/2

>>26740677

>Exactly, small lizard, every mortal has at least a little chaos in their life. So now you have legions of little rock monsters running around singing horribly annoying songs while Discord just laughs and laughs. He had a nice laugh, it pleases me to remember it. But yes, by the time me and my siblings destroyed them, we were celebrated by the whole planet as heroes...y'know until we started trying to destroy everyone again. Nostalgia. This pleases me.

"...you...scare...me."

'Me too, Tank, but hey, he's keeping us warm while he yammers on.'

>Hm, I wonder...that pony from before was a chaos wielder! Perhaps she could put me on the trail of my old friend! Ta-ta small reptiles!

'Aw awww, come on, come back here! ...darn big guys, always gotta be going off on their weird adventures. Right, Tank?'

"...Back...to...the-"

'Heat lamp? Yyyyep, let's get a move on!'

2/2

>>26739553
Non...sexy...hooves?

B-but, the trophy! There's a trophy for sexy hooves!

>>26740684
Lava and the pets... weird, but I can't say it doesn't work!

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Twi and Chrissy science shenanigans.

>>26739492
someone give gummy and whinoa horns and wings.

>>26741609
Damn it, I already thought of her. That is what this thread does to me.

I'm fucking ruined,

Discord. It's all coming to a head now, isn't it? All the messing around, all of his shenanigans...

>>26741704
Ok and this time we need to make AJ and Celestia responsible instead of shirking their responsibilities for Sunet like cunts

>>26741704
He couldn't run forever, goody?

>>26742114
... Well, technically could, chaos and all that. But I get your point.

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>>26739492
>Shitpost about a Moth on Applejack's face creates moth ponies... Shitpost of Applejack as Princess creates /pa/ threads.

Is Applejack the creator Pone? Or are the Thread Ghost Trans-Thread-mensional forces?

The implications of both are staggering... we may never know the truth.

>>26739926
>inb4 taking the chaos out of her makes her an alicorn

>>26740346
>>26740423
when she was first announced our first thought was that we could have her be the ultimate straight man and playing roulette at age 10 from all the bullshit that goes on in this world
also cute sister shit, of course
TWO IS BEST SISTER

>42
"Spitfire"
~~~

FWOOSH

>What are you planning on doing?

"GAH!... Did you just fucking teleport in my room?!"

>I did. It was dramatic.

"..."

>...Wasn't it?

"..."

>I was going for dramatic entrance.

"..."

>And... then you know, you would talk about your issue.

"..."

>That was the plan at least. I... I do the thing and then you talk.

"..."

>Ahem. Were um... were you changing, is that it? Did I interrupt you?

"..."

>I didn't mean to.

"..."

>I really didn't.

"..."

>It was a dramatic entrance.

"..."

>Chrysalis makes it look so easy!

FWOOSH!

"...She needs to get laaaaaid."

>Haymaker
"??"
~~~~

>Really? Daisy Sandwiches again? Damn it, mom. Can you at least-

CLACK!
WHIIIRRR!

>...

"..."

>...

"...Hi."

>...P... PJ?

"Hey, Haymak-WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU!?"

>...

"...I missed something, didn't I?"

>Liiiiiitle bit, yeah.

>>26742990
...Holy shit, PJ has been gone FOREVER.

>>26743210
Right!? I forgot she was even gone.

LAST THREAD RECAP, DISCO'S IN TROUBLE EDITION!
>Canterlot ponies fucking love assembling for announcements.
>Twilight wonders the odds of Dash's plan working, Pinkie points out how unlikely all the other shit they do is.
>Lavan goes around visiting the pets. It's unknown if they can understand them, or if he's just talking.
>13 and SN, looking for Chitty, discover that at some point she left the Empire. This worries them. 13 tries to fly them both to Canterlot, but due to her being sick she can't, so they have to take a train.
>Dash thinks her plan is great, until her friends point out she needs to know Wonderbolt history to pass the trials, and she realizes she never learned any of that. She starts freaking out.
>Pennydrop claims all of this is just as planned. What wasn't planned was her and Gwen getting locked in a freezer.
>Shining Armor isn't wearing a hot pink codpiece for Cadence.
>Knowing the technique at last, Sunset is skeptical if it will actually work. Chitania assures her it will, and that it must be this spell specifically, not unicorn or chaos magic. So, Sunset has no option but to wait for her to actually figure it out.
>Or does she?
>When pressed, Chitania reveals there may be a way to have her learn it instantly, and it involves Sunset giving Chitania her prodigal skill on the matter. It's a risk, but Sunset takes it.
>41 and SP wonder if they were going to do something.
>88 decides she is going to do a job. What job? No idea!
>SA has to admit the Hyperspace update is better than the original.
>LD laments that she hasn't won... yet.
>BBB, having revealed himself, meets up with 10 and Trender, and they prepare to leave, but don't quite make it out yet.
>They're distracted by a voice, a set of antlers, and a very important question.
>~Tell me, Ms Ten, was it?... Would you like to hear a story?~
1/5Damnson!

>>26743465
>Antlers shows up on the scene, and asks if Ten would like to hear his story. A tale of wonder and woe, of digging yourself up from the ashes and building anew, a tale that shows that anyone can overcome the odds. Does she want to know it?
>NOPE!
>She says she sees right through him, and that he doesn't tell it like it is, more how it looks 'for the story'. He's great at weaving a tale, but not so much all the dirty bits, the bad bits and what have you.
>He admits its' true and says she's free to go, but there is so much more she hasn't seen yet, so maybe just letting Trender and the prisoners go free while she investigates is the better option.
>She says normally she wouldn't leave until every secret was found, but this time, she's not just risking herself and BBB, but them too. She won't do that. He's not pleased.
>So, instead, he tries to kill everyone with robots and lasers.
>The battle is on! BBB VS Four more advanced models, back and forth and tearing each other apart.
>In the end, thanks to some lucky and a well timed moment playing dead, BBB wins, and the others are destroyed.
>After blowing up yet another trap of landmines, again after Antlers claimed there was nothing there, she and Trender flee with the other prisoners, free at last!
>But it seems Antlers, even if he didn't get everything he wanted, got something out of this...
>Lucky at last gives his report to AJ, who forces him to take some times off. She laments her shock that something so horrible was right under her nose the whole time, and remembers her talk with Sweet Note...
>Speaking of, Sweet Note attempts to make small talk with 13. It does not work.
>Trixie is grousing that she's not famous in front of 29's fridge.
>Idris decides to have a talk with his wife, and takes an airship to Canterlot.
>An airship he promptly crashes into a mountain while trying to 'take a shortcut', to his captains protests.
2/5FIVESON

>>26743473
>He and said captain are now stranded and trying to walk towards a train, and get accosted by dragons who are looking for Chitania for revenge.
>The Captain points them towards Canterlot, and tells them to fuck her up. Because Griffons still hate Chitty.
>Later, they manage to find a train and get on it, only to discover it has another passenger who slept too long, again.
>Cheese is not happy.
>SA, Cadence and 18 have their date!... By locking themselves in the castle and barricading the doors. Things go awry when they have to use the bathroom.
>29, in the middle of a talk with the mayor, is suddenly tackled out of his office!
>The culprit is none other than 56, who was worried about him and thinking he was dead.
>The two have a heart to heart about things that had gone unsaid, and 56 says he at last understands just how much 29 has done for him. 29, in turn, says he'll always be there for him, whenever he needs it.
>29 is going to have to pay for that wall, though.
>After showing her how to do the mindlink, Chitania asks if Sunset is ready. She is hesitant at first, but eventually resolves that she has to do this if she wants to be normal again. Even knowing that things might go wrong, that Chitania might get more than just how to do that technique, she risks it all.
>Spitfire learns of Dash's challenge, and feels like she's taunting her with the prospect of having her old team back. This makes her angry.
>Pinkie is good at massages and might be a neurosurgeon.
>2 wants to know why AJ never visits them, and SA has to make up an excuse not involving Chrysalis.
>So, instead, she visits AJ, and long story short, makes a hotel out of cushions. Because why not.
>SA finds Chrysalis doing paperwork, doesn't know how to react.
3/5FIIIIVE

>>26743491
>Quicksilver gets AJ to tell Gambling to forgive all his debts, which shouldn't technically be legal but they roll with it. Sadly, he came at a bad time, as Gambling is trying out his new invention, slots!
>Long story short, Quicksilver needs another napkin telling Gambling to let it go...
>A professor named Brass Pommel wants to study the morlocks and sends a request to 32 for assistance. It's received by Actarius, who laments everyone is crazy.
>Finally, Chitania and Sunset, after some deliberation, connect their minds.
>AJ learns about Stalliongrad and reaches for the good old russian roulette headache medicine.
>Speaking of done, Applebloom is just done. She's sitting down and eating tacos in the facility's cafeteria, and she is just done.
>What's the deal with the monsters, why is there a doll that looks like Sweetie Belle, where is the real SB, who even made those tacos or what are they made of? She does not give a fuck. She's sitting down, cause she is done.
>Jetset talks with the Nightgard captain, who during said discussion sets off his... problem with mares.
>Dash is apparently allergic to certain kinds of oil.
>SA tries to have a relaxing moment to himself, but Celly is having a bad day and needs to vent, so she headbutts him until he hugs her.
>She doesn't want to talk about it, he doesn't ask about it. They're like that.
>Luna is proud of 29, but chooses not to tell him so he won't get a big head. Celly does not comment on how bad an idea this is.
>With Sunset and Chitania, something has gone terribly wrong.
>Inside the mindscape, everything looked to be going smoothly, with Sunset bringing up the memory of how to perform the changeling technique and preparing to send it, when a slipup on Sunset's part resulted in a huge wave of her memories spilling out and getting lost in the shuffle.
4/5SERIOUSLY

>>26743499
>Even though Chitania could easily take advantage in this situation and get all of Sunset's mind and skills, she instead demands that they sever the connection before things get worse.
>Instead, Sunset insists on it, stating that at the very least, the memory she wants to send is in there. She'll lose those other memories too, but they're worth it if it means Chitania gets the ability now, not later.
>Reluctantly, Chitania accepts, and absorbs the memories.
>Outside, she tests her new skills, and find they work. When offered, Sunset doesn't care what memories she ended up getting, her sole focus on if Chitania can finally fix her, which the Queen says yes.
>Excited and hopeful, Sunset lays down and Chitania gets ready to begin, telling Sunset to hold still because the chaos will be hard enough to deal with on her own.
>Sunset shoots up, suddenly terrified at the thought, and chastising Chitania for trying to put chaos into her.
>Annoyed, Chitania says she's not putting chaos IN her, she's taking it OUT of the stone.
>Soon, Sunset puts it together, and all the things that didn't make sense fall into place. She understands why everything went so wrong with her experiment in the first place.
>"Discord..."
>Everything has changed.

Sorry if I missed anything this go round, bit more happenings than usual and a lot of sillies in there.

But hey, at least you get to yell at me for missing it, that's something!

>AJ
"Celestia"
~~

>Ohhhh dear.

She had brought out the rum cake.

The big, caramel covered, yet somehow mostly alcohol cake.

Not good.

"Just be thankful I didn't bring out the death by chocolate."

>Is that the really chocolate one, or the one with the bomb in it so you ain't gotta deal with this shit no more?

"Second one."

>Ahhhh... so, guess ya' heard the news?

"Which one."

>Kinda sucks that you can ask that, and Ah've got like three answers that all are pretty bad...

"Stalliongrad. Stalliongrad! Really!"

>Yep... kinda makes us look bad that Ten had ta' go get him.

"How does any of this not make us look bad!? No, seriously, name one event that has happened in the last three months that makes us look good!"

>...huh.

"Exactly!"

>So... ya' gonna share?

"No. This is my cake. I need it."

>Please?

"...You can have a slice if I can have some cider."

>Ehhh... deal, but only a shot. Fairs fair.

"Fine."

>...Celly?

"Hm?"

>What the fuck happened to our lives?

"Oh, Applejack... it's always been this bad."

>>26743730
And that my dear Applejack, is why Celestia stopped trying all those years ago.

>>26743748
If that whole shit between Sunset, Discord and Chitania hits the fan, AJ will propably start drinking heavily and start seeing it Celly's way.

>>26743811
Alternatively he, we make her blast her ass off in WORK WORK WORK to fix this situation.

Cos that's how AJ do

Work herself to death

>Twilight
"Pommel (the Bronze One)"
'Snake Eyes'

>So, this is him, huh?

"Yes, Princess."

'Finally, I was wondering when you guys would get back to little old me.'

>Sorry to keep you waiting, I had a prior obligation.

'Isn't it odd that the more Princesses you add, the less seems to get done? I guess it's that the wait for cakes gets longer.'

>More of a hayburger girl, myself.

'Oh really? I always fancied Palamino Bros. Pizza myself, lovely pepperoni, they actually make it from peppers, cute pun, huh?'

>Very.

"Uhm, Princess, aren't we here to interrogate him?"

'It's called establishing rapport, thank you. Ugh, where'd you dig this guy up from, huh? Did you make a mannequin come to life and think it was a guard?'

"..."

>Captain Pommel was voted into his position by his peers.

'Oh, so he reeeeally sucks at it, then. Those dickheads couldn't guard a room full of cake. Literally. It was a disgrace!'

"Princess are we really going to let this clown just yammer on?"

>The sooner he sees I'm not fazed by it, the sooner he'll get to the point.

'True, but I still got some chuckles to wring out of Joneigh here. How's it feel knowing you sucked so bad at being a hero, you made your best friend go crazy and become a villain?'

"Shut up."

'Awww, I think I hurt his feelings.'

>Enough, Mr. Snake Eyes.

'Oh please, call me Snake. It's not my real name, but I feel like we should be on a first fake name basis.'

>I've read the report on you-

'All my money back and a pardon.'

>...excuse me?

'You read my file, you know what I did. I'm guilty, I'm not gonna split hairs here, but I'm also a business stallion and I am naming my price.'

>This isn't a negotiation.

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>>26743875

'Isn't it? You don't have a use for me in this cage, what you really want is what's in my head, what I know. And in these turbulent days you can't just simply suck my brains out, so I'm removing the need for tedious hm'ing and hawing. I am giving you the answer to your questions for the low low price of my freedom and cash. I call that a bargain.'

>Hmm...

"Y-your highness?"

>No deal.

'Awww, what a shame, do I need to adjust the deal?'

>You need to sit in that cell for a little while, get yourself comfortable, and come to terms with the fact that unless you tell us why you did what you did to that changeling, things are only going to get worse for you. Have a nice day. Come with me, Captain.

"Yes, your majesty."

'Ooh, lovely. Well you have a nice day too. When you're ready to give up on this farce, you know where to find me!'

Slam!

'...this isn't so bad.'

Chitter.

'Hm? Oh...a gross little cockroach, did the changeling send you?'

Chitter...chitter chitter.

'...oh. You have some friends. Fantastic. Going to build a pizza box fort again?'

Chitter. Chitter chitter chitter.

'...uhm...there are a lot of you...on the walls...and the ceiling.'

Chitter.

'...regrets.'

>>26743730
>"How does any of this not make us look bad!? No, seriously, name one event that has happened in the last three months that makes us look good!"

To be fair, nobody looks good right now except the side guard and the ghostbusters. Not exactly a HUGE comfort, granted, but still...

>>26743885
...Anybody remember that one Creepshow segment?

Yeah...

>Cadence
"??"
~~

>Mango here, pineapple there, liiiiitle bit of kiwi too! Can't have it without the kiwi-

"What'cha doin'?"

>GAH!... Two, sweetie! Don't sneak up on me like that!

"I wassn sneakin'! I was just walkin', not my fault I'm little!... Or wait... I guess it is cause I can fwoosh bigger. Huh. How come nobody ever fwooshed ta' get inta' one of those clubs Shiny said he'd burn ta' the ground if I tried ta' go in? Or do they? Is that what they do!? WHO DID THAT!?"

>...Did you need something, honey?

"Oh! Yeah, what'cha doin'?"

>Me? I'm just making a smoothie, I guess.

"It ain't very big."

>Well, some of us have to actually watch our diet in order to keep up the image of a thin, sexy pony, because when we go nut on the cake we just get fat instead growing just the bottom half. We can't all get away with having a fat aaaaaaas big a thing as Auntie Celly does.

"So... ya' just put a buncha stuff in there and ya' drink it? Ain't ya' gonna choke?"

>Oh, honey no! I do this.

BRRRRRRBRBBRRBRRRR!

>See? Now it's all blended into a smoothie!

"...whoaaaa..."

>Neat, isn't it?

"Can... can ya' blender other things?"

>Well of course! You can blend all sorts of treats, what do you want to try?

"Marchmalleys."

>Oh, I suppose I should have seen that coming... you know what? Why not! What's the worst that can happen-

~~~~

>WHAT HAVE I DONE!?

"ALL THE MARCHMALLEYS! BLEND THEM ALLLLLLLLL!"

>WHAT! HAVE! I! DOOOOOOOOOOONE!?...

Sip.

>This tastes awful!

"BLASHPORY... BLASTINGPONY... BLASHAWASHA... BAD WORDS!"

>>26744200
>>Well, some of us have to actually watch our diet in order to keep up the image of a thin, sexy pony, because when we go nut on the cake we just get fat instead growing just the bottom half.

Oh holy shit, I forgot about that, from thread 1.

She actually does just get fat.

>>26739492
>All Princesses
The Ice King would plotz if he saw this!

>>26739492
>Trixie
>Alicorn
Dammit Sethisto! Lay off the autistic drugs!

>>26744305
>>26744347
I fear the in-joke has come at a terrible cost...

For the record, I laughed.

>>26744305
>>26744347
NORMIES LEAVE

>Chrysalis
"42"
~~~

>...Forty Two!

FWOOSH!

"Yes, Majesty?"

>Look, I'm going to come outright and say it, I think you have a problem.

"A problem? How terrible, tell me what areas I have fallen down in my duties, and I shall rectify them immediately."

>Look, you're not failing anywhere, it's just... I think you have a 'problem'.

"I don't understand."

>I think you're addicted to teleporting.

"Majesty! How absurd, whatever gave you that idea?"

>I know you were outside the door when I called.

"I thought it more important to get to you quickly."

>You were right next to the door.

"A half second turning a knob is a half second my majesty needs me."

>I also know you teleported to get bread at the table before.

"It was rude to reach."

>And I also know you teleported to tell Cadence dinner was ready... While she was in the room.

"I wanted to be sure she was close enough to hear."

>And you teleported to use the bathroom last night, despite being right next to the thing.

"...that one was more the burrito's fault than any problem that I certainly don't have."

>Forty Two... you're going teleport crazy.

"That's absurd! Look at this!"

FWOOSH!

...

FWOOSH!

"I'm going to write down every time I teleport, and I dare you to find one not based on efficiency!"

>...You teleported away from the pen and paper, then teleported closer. It was two steps away.

"We... we're not counting that."

>...

"You're wrong, you'll see!... Oh! I know, I'll get Eighteen to vouch for me!"

FWOOSH!

>...

~...So did she not know I was behind her, or-~

FWOOSH!

"Eighteen, I need- what?"

>Did... did you just teleport to turn around?

"..."

~...~

"...I don't have a problem!"

>>26744596
Let her lose to 41 in a hoof wrestling match because of a building muscle atrophy from never actually walking anywhere anymore. That'll shock her out of it (and make 41 feel good about herself at least once).

>>26744791
>Lose to 41

Whoa whoa whoa! We want her to snap out of it, not commit suicide!

>>26741704
This chaos-pulling reminds of Smarty Belle, except she had to punch hers out.

>>26742442
She's definitely one of the top progenitor pones by now, ha.

>>26744596
>42 is going teleport crazy
>Jet can't teleport at all
I'd swear this was somehow planned...

>>26744800
And I said 41, the closest to her in pure, narrow minded punching ability. Not, I don't know, her losing to 32 or Babyling.

...oh boy. Someone write that....

>>26744383
Thank you anon.

>>26744850
No no, the thing that would make her want to kill herself in regards to 32 is much different.

That's the kind of wrestling your parents do.

>>26744973
Did...did she bash her own head in?

>>26744867

OOC
>42
"32"

>...

"You know, when you stormed in here, demanding we 'wrestle', I fully expected you to strange me for some perceived slight."

>...

"Oh, sure, there was choking. But only of the sexy kind. And while I am glad we worked out our differences now, I am afraid I can't return those secret feelings you clearly have been harboring for me."

>...

"So silent! But who am I kidding. Thats just like you, 'sister'."

>*shudder*

"Ohooo, was that a shiver of delight I just saw~? Do you like it when I call you sister during th-"

>None shall ever know.

"I am sorry what? Sister? Why are you getting up already? We were only... ooooh! The helmet? Really? Kinky. Praytell, what do you plan to do with that?"

>...

"Raaawr~"

~~~~

>And that's why I painted the neighbourbood green, 18.

'HURRRRRRK!'

>My sentiments exactly. I am glad we are on the same page.

>Spike
"??"
~~~

If any thought it odd to see a massive box with two tiny purple legs skittering underneath it, the castle staff was so far past caring it no longer even registered.

>Alright... oils, cider cake and candles, I'm all set! Don't worry, Applejack, loverboy is going to make it all better-

"Oh come on!"

>...

Slowly, he set the box down. He looked left, he looked right, but he couldn't see where the all too familiar voice had shouted from.

>...and then maybe... maybe I'll get her some cider-

"Really!?"

He spun around, but nothing.

>...And maybe get her some apples-

"For fucks sake!"

>AH HAH-WAH!

He spun around again, just a bit too quickly this time, and ended up face first on the ground.

>...Nobody saw that, right?

"I did!"

A hoof stamped down on his tail, jerking him back onto both solid legs with a spring.

His claws groped behind his head a bit, grabbing onto something he found was very thin, and very, very tall.

Very tall and full of holes.

>...Please be Chitania.

"It's not."

>Damn.

"Wow, that's insulting."

The look he gave the only other living changeling Queen could have flattened steel if only it had the power.

>Us, insulting each other? Noooo.

"Pfft, even when I wouldn't save you if you were drowning, I didn't bring out my best stuff.

>Oh I'm sure, I totally believe you, look at all the belief on my-WAH!

Her hoof jerked up, and face down he went.

"...Huh."

Hoof go down, drake come up.

Hoof go up, drake go down.

"Hee hee."

>CUT IT OUT!

If he hadn't scampered away, it's doubtful she ever would have.

>What do you want, Chrysalis!?

"...Oh! Right, damn you get me distracted all the time... yeah, what the fuck are you doing?"

Pointedly, she gestured to all the boxes.

>Not that it's any of your business, but after reality decided to run a train on my Applebutt, I figured, you know, do something to make her feel not so terrible! I know, weird concept for you.

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>>26745150

"...Okay, do you know what 'run a train on someone' means? Interesting mental image for you to bring up."

His eyes darted back and forth, but he scoffed all the same.

>Pffft, of course I do. I bet you don't, though.

"Oh... huh, didn't think you had that kind of relationship, but good for you?"

>Thanks! And I mean that, I'm not sarcastic, because I know what that means.

"Right... anyway, Lizardo? Need to talk about the box with the stuff, it's-"

>Look, I know it's hard to wrap your head around, but this is a relationship. A RELATIONSHIP. I'm sure this looks weird to you, considering nobody would ever do the same, but this is what we do, okay? She feels bad, so I've got to roll in and do all this and make it better. Okay? This gotten through your head? I know, you aren't in a relationship, so you don't get it, but just try to trust me on this one. Got it?

He didn't know what he expected, but the single raised eyebrow probably was close enough.

>Good, now if you don't mind...

With that, he picked up his boxes, huffed, and started to walk away. She waited, unmoving but watching, until he disappeared around the corner.

"...Huh. I actually feel sorry for the poor guy. That's a weird feeling. Then again... maybe he's right."

Rather than walk, she decided to teleport away. She so loved conjuring the flames all around her.

"Maybe Applejack just prefers the same old same old, who knows? It's her life, I suppose..."

A long, wicked smile crept along her lips as the flame rose higher.

"If nothing else, I guess... you called it, Shiny."

With a flippant, yet amused scoff, she was gone.

"I guess I owe you a cake after all."

>>26745212
>"Maybe Applejack just prefers the same old same old, who knows? It's her life, I suppose..."

...Huh. They do mostly do the same stuff, don't they?

SA and Cadence go on dates to weird locations, cuddle in bed, go on vacations together, watch movies, eat together, play OnO together, talk about their problems and fears, and generally just have a nice time in each other's company.

SA and Celestia/Chrysalis are that minus the date thing, but plus going out on wild adventures where they get into kooky situations like snowboarding down a mountain with their hooves tied behind their back. They trust each other and lean on each other when they have problems.

SA and 18 do that, minus the whacky antics, plus the date thing, plus share responsibilities and look out for each other, and are pretty openly affectionate.

Him and Cadence/42, despite her attempts to close off from them so that it stays impersonal, are somehow more deeply connected than most, simply from her undying loyalty and the open admission of how she feels about both of them, and her dedication to put them above herself.

Spike/Aj has mostly superficial stuff, with the exception of the date 100 threads ago(Literally)

Damn it, do some sweet and cuddly things you two! The fucking socially awkward punchlover should not be schooling you both on this one!

>>26745346
It's been said before, but the Aj/Spike thing is all about being chill. No relationship drama, no crazy shit happening, just two folks who like being with each other.

Admittedly, not very exciting, but that's the draw. If they went crazier, it wouldn't be what made it unique.

>>26743811
I still see her drinking heavily regardless.

Before finding some way to kick Discord in the dick, I mean.

>Spike
"88"

>Alright, almost there, then AJ's gonna feel all better.

"Hey, dragon dude."

>Huh? Oh, uh, hi?

"I need files and permits and stuff to get a job, ya mind?"

>Job? What kind of job are you after-wait, you can SEE now!?

"Yeah, I can, yadda yadda, thank the big ball of fire. What do I gotta sign to be a private investigator?"

>A what?

"A private investigator? Private eye? Person who solves mysteries for people?"

>Why the heck do you wanna be one of those? Seems kind of out of nowhere...

"Look, it's a long story but I need to make good memories, good memories come from helping people, and I can help tons if I become a P.I. Also? Detectives are awesome."

'She has a point, Spike!'

"See? Marshmallow lady's got my back, air-hoof, your majesty!"

'Woo!'

>Uh...sure, I'll see what I can dig up for you to sign, but can it wait? Kind of in the middle of something here.

"Oh yeah, yeah."

>Good now-

"I'm just gonna wait outside your door so you can't weasel out of it."

>...gee, thanks.

"It's called being determined, gotta have that in this line of work."

'Point again!'

"Air hoof again!"

'Woohoo!'

>Fine...butit'sgoingtosototallybealongwait.

"I'mverypatient."

>...

"...arewenotspeakingreallyfastnow?"

>GOODBYE!

Slam!

"Alright, I'll just have a seat aaand...ninety bottles of love of the wall, ninety nine bottles of looove~..."

>>26745572
It took me a second to realize that was Rarity talking, and I cant's stop laughing at the mental image that she just appears whenever someone talks about that.

>>26745572
that numbers going to start going up, 88, Applejack is definitely going to appreciate what spike is about to do for her.

>>26745605
The fact he's going in there to cheer up AJ when Rarity is right there is a little... mean though.

Could have at least invited her in.

>>26745605
>>26745882
I just kind of imagine her further down the hall, hence why 88 went for an 'air hoof'.

>>26745910
Spike should still be able to hear her or whatever.

Guess that Sparijack ain't in the running no more?

>>26746086
To be fair, was it ever REALLY in the running?

Sparity is more underdeveloped than freaking Spitfire/SA, and those two don't even like each other that way!

>>26746127
/PA/ DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO WRITE SPIKE, MORE NEWS AT 11

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>>26746246
I really don't...

>>26746246
we did do well writing him back in the early threads, if anything we wrote him too well
but christ, we dropped the ball afterwards

>>26746086
>Guess that Sparijack ain't in the running no more?

Still in the running because it hasn't been knocked down. Which means, essentially, the option is there and it wouldn't be contradictory to a previous story. All that matters is if someone puts in the effort to actually make it happen.

Cause that's all that matters, if someone actually wants to see it enough they put words to screen. If not, eh, no big deal.

>>26746342
>if anything we wrote him too well

I fear the opposite. We stripped down all his childlike innocence and fun in order to make him more 'badass' and 'cool', and then we tried to make him a player who has all the ladies coming after him while failing to define his relationship with any of them, when that fell through and the ones we tried attaching to him got their own stories and character, he came up a little short.

We took away too much and shoved in too little. He was less of a character than he was on the show, and I fear that is probably what killed his momentum when the action scenes ended.

>>26746422
...shit, we made him Kirito, didn't we

>>26746438
I don't know who that is but I'm going to assume that's bad.

>>26746463
be glad you didn't know until now, but Kirito is the MC from Sword Art Online, a hideously bad light novel anime adaptation.
Not that the light novels were any better
>chapter 16.5
>Two years worth of semen made a GLOPPING NOISE as it flowed endlessly into Asuna

>>26746495
Oh right, it's the guy from the thing that balding ginger Canadian on youtube hates.

>>26745882
Hm, seems normal to me. He wants to cheer her up his way, sans company. Sometimes people do that.

>>26746246
Oh, I know how to write Spike, badass or clumsy kid style. Just other characters have my attention right now.

>>26746422
>Cause that's all that matters, if someone actually wants to see it enough they put words to screen. If not, eh, no big deal.

Damn straight.

Want it. DO IT. That's the magic of /pa/.

>>26746663
>Just other characters have my attention right now.

Drop em

Redeem Spike

Do it

>Sunset
"Chitania"
~~~

Chaos.

That word kept ringing in Sunsets head, screaming and wailing the wind in a hurricane. That singular word and the magic it held was stronger than any spell she could ever have cast, it had nothing to do with the unstoppable properties of the mystical power in question. As with all things, knowledge was the true power, understanding was the real might.

Understood, she did.

It all made so much sense now, the pony would forever think herself a fool for not seeing it the moment it had happened. That it had taken her this long, that it had taken the words of one so very far beneath her own supposed intellect to bring it to light was a shame, and not one she was not sure she would ever be able to forgive herself for.

With her words, it all made sense.

>There's... there's chaos in me.

"Did your really not know that?"

If the words were mocking, or sincere, Sunset would never know. The ringing in her ears were so loud she could just barely make it out, let alone discern the tone of said words. All she could think about was that day, that horrid day, where it had all gone wrong. All she could think about was the pain, the sight of her life seeping out of her, the thoughts she would die there, alone, forgotten. All she could think about was that moment.

Now, she knew why it had come to be.

>...I'll...

She knew who had brought it to be.

>I'll... get him.

She knew why her experiment had gone so terribly awry, why it had taken everything from her at a moment's notice. She knew, at last, who had killed her.

>I'll get him for this...

And who to return the favor to.

>I'll get him... I'LL GET HIM FOR THIS-

"Be silent."

A hoof as big as her chest effortlessly forced her down, pinning her to the bed once more. She struggled and wiggled, but it would not let her up.

>HEY!

"You were going to rant, I have no time for this."

No time.

There was no time. She was right.

1/5

>>26747131

She had waited so long, given up so much just so she didn't have to wait a second longer, lost so much in the pursuit, time was no longer an option. Time was her enemy. There was no time.

>Y-yeah... yeah..

She relaxed, as best she could with the turbulent roar in her mind, put the screeching thoughts to rest as best she could, for the moment. There was no time for that, no time to dwell on the being of chaos, no time to ponder just how she was going to strip him down of everything he ever held dear until he was nothing but a dried up husk to remain. No time for that, not yet.

That day would come. She would relish it, when she had the time. But there was no time for that. Now was the time to live.

>...How did you know?

The lack of struggling seemed to be all the Queen needed, to content her enough to let her go.

"I didn't, until just before I made my offer. To be frank, I had no idea how to fix you, before that. However, when I learned of the chaos... it became easier."

That cylinder, the object that had started off this shocking revelation, was held up as if to be put on display.

"This little beauty reacted, it all became clear."

The cylinder opened, the metal door sliding out with a hiss of pressurized air. Its contents, barely visible, emerged.

A single, almost ethereal, strand of pink hair.

>How did you get that?

"Your friend never told you? You were in the room when I ordered the procedure."

The tone of her voice spoke of amusement, the twinkle in her eye of curiosity. Sunset didn't know which to believe.

>No... she didn't. She never told me what you wanted done, or what happened.

"Ah... well, I suppose it doesn't matter."

Delicately, with all the grace of a surgeon, she wrapped the hair around a long, thin piece of metal, until it was tied so tightly as to not fall free.

"What matters now is your life, yes?"

Her heart fluttered as only a rock could at the words, and their truth.

>You're going to take all the chaos out, right?

2/5

>>26747141

"Mm... not all of it. Some will need to be left in, so as not to upset the intertwining of changeling and unicorn magic. But I will have to remove quite a bit. Otherwise, the chaos will undo all of my work mid transformation. Too much left in, and it will snap back without all the power needed to function, and you will die. Too little and it will unravel, and you will die. I will have to be very... delicate about this."

It wasn't encouraging, if anything the thought of the Titan doing something delicate conjured up more images of humor than it did capability, but it was too late. She couldn't turn back now. She was too close, she had lost too much, if she gave up now, she would never go back.

It was worth the risk.

"This procedure will take some time, I should warn you. It will take a great deal of magic, some skill, and some techniques I did not show you, but have no fear, I am at least skilled with them enough to assure all should go as planned. But for you... it will take only a second."

Her ebony horn sparked, no doubt a spell meant to knock her out so that she would not fight back or involuntarily jerk.

"I am about to put you under, so I will ask one more time. Do you want me to go through with this?"

>Yes.

There hadn't been any hesitation, not for a moment.

"Then... sleep-"

>WAIT!

A thought had seized her, just as suddenly as she herself had seized the now very shocked, and even more annoyed, changeling. Her eyes were every bit as wide as the Queen's were narrowed, and their emotions every bit as opposite as that.

"Of all the fucking time to-"

>N-no! No, not that, I still want you to go through with it. It's just...

"Just what?"

The Queen huffed, shaking her hoof loose from the terrible grip. So wound up, she was ready to punch.

>... t-tell them, please.

All of the power that had been building up for that punch faded away, by nothing but a whisper.

"What?"

>...I know this will look bad for you if... if something goes wrong.

3/5

>>26747155

A shudder wracked the pony's body, her mouth would have gone dry had that not been it's default state at this point.

>I know you would have ever reason... probably should hide it, if something just doesn't... work. You could get away with it, nobody saw me come in, nobody knows I'm here, nobody would know, and if you were found you'd be blamed, but...

Had tears been able to fall, she feared they would never stop pouring.

>...I don't want to die forgotten again.

She all but wretched at the thought, the memory fate had not been merciful enough to take from her with the others.

>I don't want to know I might die in some room, without anybody there who cares, and... and nobody would ever know, until my body got found sometime later. That I would just be... gone, and I don't even know when they would come looking... if they would come look at all.

Desperate, begging, pleading eyes met the Queen's wide and shocked ones, holding to her as tightly as her hoof did the Titanic chitin.

>If it goes wrong, just... promise me you'll tell them, so they'll know. Just so they don't wonder what... what happened to me. Just so they don't have to wait for me to come back... when I won't.

Sunset could never see it, but something stirred in the mind of the Titan Queen. A memory, much like how the pony saw her own, played out before her just as it had many times before.

A memory of a time when there were not so many in this world who knew her name. Of a time when those that did know her rarely had the word monster upon their tongue when they spoke of her, and when it was it was often well met. A time she remembered, she cherished despite the headache and heartache, a time she had lost.

She found herself wondering what had gone through the minds of her peers, when that time was taken from her in the depths of ice.

4/5

>>26747169

What had they thought, when they called, when they searched, and there was no sign of the one they so relied upon. What terrible thoughts of abandonment and spite had been in their hearts when they felt alone. What regrets did they have, of things left unsaid that could never be spoken.

She did not have to think long.

They had been the same thoughts that she herself had that faithful day, as she battled for her life in the valley of monsters. They had been the same words she desperately wished to say, to the one she was sure was gone forever, even if the simple closure of a cold and still body would never come.

She had thought about the things unsaid every day after that, until she had found peace with it. She would never know if the other Queens had done the same, only that all save one died without any knowledge of what had become of her, or even why she had gone away.

She would not lie to herself, the thought of abandoning the body in a ditch if this all went south had come to her, she had considered it, deeply. So few questions to answer, so little vengeance from misguided and oblivious souls to defeat, so much easier in whole.

"...Very well. But do not worry... that will not happen."

The Queen supposed she had never been one for the easy way.

>Thank you... thank you...

The sleep spell was conjured once more, and Sunset felt it sink into her as gently as a mother's touch. She felt reality, consciousness and time all leave her, as the world devoid dreams came to claim her once more.

She had given up so much, risked so much, done so many terrible things to get to this point. Things she could never take back, or undo. She had lost so many thing.

Yet, as the spell took hold, as the darkness became all consuming, for the very first time since she had gone through that mirror, she felt at peace, protected, and cared for.

For the first time since the day she had died.

Sunset Shimmer fell asleep with a smile...

And dreamed of a better tomorrow.

>>26747198
...holy shit
just
holy shit
this is amazing

>>26747198
...What a weird thing for them to connect on.

Now, how is this going to go wrong?

>>26747198
So....

How's she gonna tell them?

And when is she gonna tell them?

Cos if shit goes to fuck, better have someone on the horn instead of "Woops wrong artery.... oh fuck....ahhhhhhh- I should go"

>>26747300
Considering Sunset is literally suspended in a not-dead state by magic, and she's delicately using magic, if she slips up it's insta-death. She literally will not even bleed out.

So, it would be
>Ahhh... shit. That was over fast. Fuck.... uhhh...

~~~

>So, it turns out, I'm not so good at heart surgery-

"APPLERAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"

>Goddamn humanity side of myself. Should have stuffed her in a dumpster.

"RAGGGHGHGHHGHGHG!"

Fuck off I NEED Applejack to be informed about this and god help us if we just go "hurff durff she mad gon beat up Chitania hold on lemme write up a 10 post long back and forth conversation with needless amounts of descriptive padding paragraphs".

AJ neglected Sunset, have her recognise that at LEAST now

>>26747374
NC

>Hotel inspection!... HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK!? Oh mah gosh! Mah' random breakin' inot hotel rooms paid off fer' once! Unhand her organs!

"...No? I need to do this to fix her."

>Oh... can Ah' help?

"I don't see how."

>Ohhh... can ya' not, so Ah' fix this instead?

"That's kinda selfish."

>...Ya' done failed me again, hotel inspection.

>>26747427
>again
when the fuck has she done this befo-
nevermind, don't answer that, I get the feeling it would be Cousin Peach related

>>26747374
No anon, no! Sunset finally smiled again! Don't bring Applejack into this! Let her smile, damn it!

>>26747516
No, Sunset can smile, AJ just needs to get her just desserts

>>26747374
You know what's funny? We could make this thing, that meeting with SunsetxAJ, totally hilarious and reconciling at the same time. But people want AJ and/or Celly to 'learn a lesson', which I can only guess is going follow the guideline of
>show up
>see what happened
>didn't do nothin to help
>feel like shit
>mope for a thread and a half
>get a pick-up from some other character
>vow to do better
or something similar. And I am prepared for that.

>>26747516
>It's literally up to Chitty to protect her smile

Fight on, megabug, she's suffered enough at this point.

>>26747592
You fucking with me

We've talked endlessly how we coddled AJ, kept her mistakes from biting her in the ass and making other characters get hurt from the same issues.

And then we realised that this stunted her character dramatically compared to everyone else who became far more nuanced and developed characters for them.

Yeah yeah, you're tired of moping and shit but fuck man we've got something for her to grow on here, we can't squander that

So how 'bout

>show up
>see what happened
>didn't do nothin to help
>feel like shit
>Reconcile with X, express genuine regret and failure
>Understand how to better herself
>Forgiveness
>Reconcile

>>26747592
Well, how would you do it?

I mean, how would you have Sunset/AJ talk to each other in the hypothetical them meeting up after Sunset gets fixed. Or, do you mean have her appear during the surgery?

>>26746246
>>26746663

I can write Spike just fine too. It's just that I've stopped writing canon stories so he's sort of dropped. I've considered writing him doing random missions and solving crimes for AJ with Rarity being mission control, but I never get around to it.

>>26747660
Hey, once more unto the breach. Maybe keep the 'feel like shit' part to a reasonable twenty stories instead of an entire thread like in the past. Hyperbole, maybe, but it feels like it when stories head that way.

>>26747705
My way would most assuredly piss off everyone looking to see a lengthy angsty/emotional reconcile/heartfelt moment between AJxSunset, which would be about 98% of us, as I'd go right for the 'funny reconcile'.

>>26747806
>which would be about 98% of us, as I'd go right for the 'funny reconcile'.

...I'm genuinely curious how you could do that in this situation. Like, what, have her be fixed, meet up with Aj, do a joke and then it's all done?

I'm seriously trying to think on how that would go, and I'm coming up blank...

>>26747887
In short, badly

In long, really goddamn lazy and cannot be arsed because "ehhhh I don't want drama"

>>26747887
More than that. 'Right for the funny' doesn't necessarily mean half-assing it.

>>26747910
And I've written my fair of incredible angst/drama here, like Spike playing Russian Roulette with MM waaaaay back when, shoot, I wrote a lot of 'early gun crazy' Spike, and plenty more. So no, definitely not lazy, just having been in /pa/ since the beginning, I've become adapted to making nearly every situation funny or comedic in some way.

>>26747198
Wow. At this rate, I'm dead serious, Sunset is going to start thinking Chitty is her buddy and following her around.

>NOTICE ME SEMPAI!

"I just wanted stuff from you! GET OFF!"

>NOTICE ME!

'Ah' wish she wanted me ta' notice her...'

>SA
"Chrysalis"
'???'
~~~

>Yeeeep. That's about what I expected.

"You expected your daughter to cram in the entire kitchen cabinet into the blender?"

'I'MMA MAKE BEST SMOOTHIE!'

>To be perfectly frank, I just don't know how it didn't happen sooner.

"...So are we going to stop her, or-"

>No... no no...

'Annnd... CLICK!'

>...let her dream.

BOOOM!

>>26748490
>Will it blend, /pa/ edition!
>The answer is yes
>Because magic

>>26745572
Did Spike actually go into AJ's office here, or just through another door?

>>26749063
88 said she was waiting outside the office, so I guess the former?

>>26747265
It's kinda nice, isn't it? Both of them know what it's like to "Die" knowing that you won't be forgotten, but you probably won't be found until someone just accidentally stumbles across you either.

>>26748247
Maybe not that far, but I can see them actually connecting after this.

Big question is will AJ go easier on Chitty when she learns what happened.

>>26749848
What reason does AJ have to be upset at Chitty again?

>>26749875
...She's a horrible person who shows zero remorse for all the terrible shit she did, constantly boasts how she could easily crush everyone, almost walked away and let Canterlot be consumed by the apocalypse after she got what she wanted just because she was no longer in danger, made it very clear she has no qualms with crushing Canterlot again if they cross her, and is just generally very self centered and unpleasant to deal with?

She's not a monster, but she's hardly someone it would be realistic that most would want to hang out with.

>>26749848
I don't see why she would. She knows that she's getting something out of this, it's not because she's turned over a new Leaf or is trying to be better. Now, gave she had implied it was just because she could do it, or that even if Sunset couldn't deliver she would have done it anyway, AJ would have invited her over for apple fritters.

Context is important

Goodnight, thread.

>>26750938
Night, anon.

>>26749915
While that might true, honestly? I think this might also be something that either causes AJ to hug Chitty outright, or at least give her some heartfelt thanks. Sunset's condition was a big thing and AJ's rounded enough to look past initial dislike to the good deed done here regardless of an ulterior motive.

>>26751744
Sunset is, was and continues to be one huge fuck up. Her parents are dead, her position as Celestia's student gone, her life taken, her accomplishments and good intentions stopped because she lives in a care bear society where everyone prefers to hug the problems away, and now her magic and memories partially gone. How will she feel, when she realizes she can't recall her mother anymore or doesn't know what her human friends were like?

There's nothing she can do right. Whatever she tries goes wrong. I am surprised she hadn't snapped or gone into depression yet.

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>>26739492
>alicorns
DROP IT!

>>26749915
So... She shows no remorse for being rudely awoken from her "imprisonment", and not realizing she was asleep for quite awhile and zeroing on the a familiar(See:Similar) changeling signature that belongs to the queen who put her there in the first place. Rampaging in a quest for revenge that was mostly justified and not really caring about what she messed up because we are all rational and caring people when were on a quest of vengeance. Stating hard fact that she could do those things and almost walking away from a city she has no attachment too by something that wasn't really her problem to deal with. (See:No reasons for living or doing shit at the moment after getting sorta revenge.)

Made it clear that if the people who fucked with her fucked with her again, she wouldn't hesitate to smack their shit for messing with her. And generally being a queen, royalty here, or an ancient race that's been around the block more than once. And being surly because every plan she ever had in her life went to shit and all those she knew and loved are either dead or don't want anything to do with her?

Yeah I can't see why she's unpleasant at all. What a bitch.

>>26751874
The passive aggression is stronk here.

>>26751874
So, quite simply, she's justififed in nearly causing untold death and actually causing untold destruction was quite simply...

WE

WUZ

QWEENS

>>26751967
Yup, changelings are the black people in this series. Used-to-be's and endearing fuck-ups. Just look at Chrysalis.

>>26751967
No. She's justified in that she was "angry for reasons", that she was so "caught up in her desire for righteous(her point of view) vengeance" that she caused a shit ton of damage and almost killed the masses.

Those are the points you brought up so I can't go any further into details with anything else.

And she's self centered because she's a Queen. A strong Queen, capable of having anything she want with a literal stamp of her hoovies, who was then alone on the world. Cause she didn't want to have anything to do with Chrissy and her lings.

If you are going to argue with me, counter everything I bring up to counter you and focus on a point that actually has merit instead of

~WE WUZ QUEENZ OMGERD I DIN DUN NUFFUN!~

I swear to got we go through this song and dance all the damn time.

>>26751874
.... so how do you explain the apocalypse thing? Leaving everyone to die and laughing about it is um... kinda hard to do.

>>26752032
>you brought up so I can't go any further into details with anything else.

That's not the same guy as the one who you originally replied to

>>26752230
Would you risk your neck out for people you just met and don't like and don't like you in return? Just cause its the end of the world? I wouldn't I'd laugh and get the hell out of there, let them deal with it.

>>26752235
Whatever, those are still the points that the guy focused on when he commented to me. Not my fault I can't tell those ling haters apart. They're all the same bigots to me. Always looking from only one side of the room instead of both.

>>26751874
>Rampaging in a quest for revenge that was mostly justified and not really caring about what she messed up because we are all rational and caring people when were on a quest of vengean

Not being rational during the rampage make sense, actively mocking everybody after it is all done just shows you never cared about the vacuum stepped on people. If you want to argue there's no reason for her to care about the cities she made no attempt to go around while she was in her Vengeance mode, fair enough, but that door swings both ways and now there is no reason for them to feel her actions are Justified.

>Stating hard fact that she could do those things

And getting the response she expected, the only response she could have gotten out of that, fear. If that's what she's going for, and what else could she be trying to get reaction wise, what other response would she get but distrust and worried?

>And generally being a queen, royalty here, or an ancient race that's been around the block more than once.

This also swings both ways as AJ is just being a princess in response to her actions.

>Yeah I can't see why she's unpleasant at all. W
Nothing you have listed would actually forgive her for doing those things column for destroying the cities that had nothing to do with herself or her Vengeance and the lack of remorse or regret caused by them, or for that matter the constant threats she gives out give the result that she looking for, everyone is more conscious of her and think she's terrible. Like I said in the original post, this doesn't mean she's an unfeeling monster, not at all. If anything she's just... a person you don't want to hang around. That's it. She did some terrible things, but at the moment she's not worth fighting or hunting down or bringing the justice. That doesn't mean you have to like her, just not attack her and make reparations if somebody actually did. She's not here, she's just a bitch

>>26752032
>And she's self centered because she's a Queen. A strong Queen, capable of having anything she want with a literal stamp of her hoovies, who was then alone on the world

Well then if we wrren't making her to be some Vegeta-stand in or whatever the fuck, she'd be much better off for everyone if she was dead

>>26752388
>actively mocking everybody after it is all done just shows you never cared about the vacuum stepped on people

Why feel remorse when you actually don't care.

They shouldn't, but if they are to be the "bigger ponies" they will anyway. If they don't well Chitty had it coming I have no quarrel with that.

>And getting the response she expected, the only response she could have gotten out of that, fear. What other response would she get but distrust and worried?

And rightly so, She was a Monster Movie level... well, MONSTER! She was meant to be like that and should act like one. Respect through Fear. Prime example, you don't have to like Mother Nature to know you damn well better respect her ferocity cause she flings around tornado and earthquakes and shit. Don't poke a literal giant unless you want it to squish you.

>This also swings both ways as AJ is just being a princess in response to her actions.

Damn right she should, but she doesn't have all the knowlegde and experiance needed to deal with it as Royalty agaisnt royalty. She's doing what she feels is right, not what is right.

>Nothing you have listed would actually forgive her

Nope, it doesn't but it explains why shes unpleasant to be around. She's been in a mood for a loooooong time and nothing is changing it.

>lack of remorse or regret caused by them, or for that matter the constant threats she gives out give the result that she looking for, everyone is more conscious of her and think she's terrible.

She didn't/doesn't care, and she want everyone to leave her be and stay out of her way. What she's doing might just put her in a better state of things but does anyone realize that no.

>Like I said in the original post, this doesn't mean she's an unfeeling monster, not at all. If anything she's just... a person you don't want to hang around.

And that's RIGHT! She's not unfeeling, but she just doesn't care for them in the slightest. And she has no desire to change that!

1/2

>>26752502
>>26752388

>he did some terrible things, but at the moment she's not worth fighting or hunting down or bringing the justice. That doesn't mean you have to like her, just not attack her and make reparations if somebody actually did. She's not here, she's just a bitch

Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner she's a bitch! But circumstances made her that way, and no one seems to remember that in the slightest at times.

>>26752417
>Well then if we wrren't making her to be some Vegeta-stand in or whatever the fuck, she'd be much better off for everyone if she was dead

Can't pull that card on me, I wanted her dead. What, don't look at me like that. I love her to bits, but I wanted to off her too! But nooooooooooooooooooooooo, we don't kill badguys on /pa/. Everything that she is now and all the shit you have to put up with is because YOU guys let her live. I wanted her dead. I am in no way responsible for that or her being the way she is. You made her that way, you dug the grave now lie in it.

It's your fault, Celestia's. Not mine. The only reason I ever defend the lings, or anyone else is because everyone focuses on one perceptive of the story, the "good" side. And I can understand that, we're a good guy thread, not a evil thread. But someone need to keep you guys in check, because there is always two sides to the story, even if it hasn't been written yet.

If you didn't just focus your sights on one person without taking their side of things for consideration I wouldn't open my mouth.

GAS

THE

LINGS

REMOVE BUG-NIGGERS AND BUG-LOVERS

>>26752535
I want to eat your face Anon, just wanted to let you know that.

Good morning, thread

>>26752850
Good morning, and good night! 26+ hours awake woot woot... woot.

Go to bed man.

>>26752929
Nuu

>42
"18"
'?'
~~~

"Forty Two, seriously, you have a problem."

>Do not.

"You do so! You just keep doing it!"

>That doesn't mean it's a problem. Here, I'll prove it.

FWOOSH!

"..."

FWOOSH!

>Is this a problem?

'AGAIN AGAIN!'

FWOOSH!

'WHEEEEEE!'

>Two doesn't sound like she thinks it's a problem.

"..."

>Wise beyond her age, this one.

'WHEEEEEEE!'

>Such... wisdom....

>>26753299
>42
"???"

FWOOSH!

>BY THE HIVEMIND NO! I'VE TELEPORTED INTO THE INKY BLACKNESS OF SPACE! I'M GOING TO DIE IN THE COLD VOID! I...am still talking? How's that work?

"Uhm."

>Oh.

"Yes."

>Hi Sombra.

"You have a problem."

>NYEH!

Fwoosh!

>>26753323
Maybe she ought to cancel that whole teleporting training class.

Could you imagine a whole hive of fuckers doing this?

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I have no Internet for the rest of the week, so it's going to be mobile quality for a bit.

Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"AJ"
~~~~
>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter and certain writers have been relegated to posting by mobile! Now for our main guest...APPLEJACK!!!

"Howdilly bibidy boo."

>Have you ever had organ problems?

"...sort of. Ya see this one time me and mah cousin Peach were staying at a hotel and found a guy who's organs were getting harvested."

>Oh boy!

"We knocked the thief out, but we were scared that the other guy was going to die without his kidney, so we did the sensible thing and operated on him ourselves."

>YOU WHAT!?!

"We were kids trying to get our cutie marks at the time. Anyway, we actually did manage to put his kidney back in, but he woke up while we were stitching him back up and started screaming. Then cousin Peach started screaming because he jammed the needle into her cheek and Ah' started screaming because Ah' didn't want to feel left out."

>Uh that's all the time we have right now, but I'll see you next time!
AJ wakes up.

"...Ah' still say Ah' could have been a good surgeon."

>>26753559
Oh phew, thought you were gonna say no LNPP for a week.

>>26753637
Right? I need my fix of Peach getting mutilated.

>>26753559
>"...Ah' still say Ah' could have been a good surgeon."

No offense to megabug, but if Chitty can do it...

>Gwen
"Pennydrop"
~~~

>So, I take it you have a plan?

"A plan? Me? I don't get mixed up in politics, your majesty, I just roll with whatever legislation those knuckleheads crap out."

>...

"Don't give me that look, they've earned that one."

>Oh? And what did they do that was so terrible? I'm actually curious, spill.

"Heh. Do you know the veeeery first bill Princess Applejack ever signed into law?"

>... go ooooonnnnn...

~~~~

>NO SHE DID NOT!

"I'm serious! One hundred percent serious!"

>No, no no no, I do not believe that, that CANNOT be true.

"One. Hundred. Percent."

>...We have to go to the library, now.

"Erm... we were kinda doing this whole 'stay up here and be mysterious' thing."

>Fuck that, fuck politics, and fuck image, I need to see this. I need to see this in law form.

"Well..."

~~~~

>OH GREAT HAWK IT'S REAL! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! IT'S RREEEEEAAAAALLLL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

"Told you so."

>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

"You're making a scene."

>AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"...It's a little funny."

>I CAN'T BREAAAAATH!

"Neither could most of Canterlot."

>...

"Eh? Ehhhh?"

>...You actually killed my laughter with that one. I did not think that was possible.

"Aw..."

>>26753957
>Elsewhere, AJ starts hitting her head into a desk.
>She doesn't know why, but she knows it's the right thing to do.

>42
"??"
~~

>Huh... maybe I do have a problem. Maybe I should go to someone about this... oh! I know! I've got the perfect pony, she knows how to deal with addiction, I'm sure!

~~~

SLAM!

>Princess Celestia, I would like to...

"..."

>...Why is there a bathtub in your bedroom-

"DON'T LOOK AT MEEEEEE!"

SHOOM!

>...Huh.

>>26754205
'???'
~~~

>Okay, so... not the best choice when talking about addiction. I know! We might not be on the best terms, but I know just who to ask!

~~~

>Princess Applejack, I... Why do you have so much cider, cake, and a loaded gun on your desk?

'Preparation.'

>...

'...Tell me something went wrong, see which one Ah' pick.'

>...

'Ya' feelin' lucky?'

>....

FWOOSH

>>26754325
Is there anyone who isn't addicted to something?

>>26754467
Uh.... Applebloom?

She's pretty vice free.

>>26754653
She's found her vice. Tacos. Tacos made of who the fuck knows what.

>29
"???"
~~~

The singular tree atop a hill was all too a familiar place to him. It was here that he had first shown through to Zecora what it was he could see. It was here that he had first found the depths of his new power.

And it was here that he could get away from everyone when they finally broke though his endless, saint like patience and made him start to think about complaining, though he was too modest to ever do so, clearly.

>...You know, I really should just relax more often. With mine cousin driving my soul to the depths of chaos, it is important to remember that sometimes, a bit of peace is all... you... need-

Boom.

>Oh for the love of sugarplumbs.

"MINE STUDENT!"

Her "Royal Canterlot Voice" nearly blew out his ears, and her landing shockwave sought to do the same to his body.

>...Teacher.

"Hello, student! Did thee have fun?"

>...

He honestly could not tell if she was screwing with him, again.

>...

"Yes? Well, we had a marvelous time! We sampled many a cake!"

>...

"Oh, so silent? Well, I suppose thine own trip was boring. No matter! We resume our studies... right now! DODGE!"

ZAP!

Right into his chest, with all the care of a drunk bull in a china shop.

Not racist.

"Hrmph! Thine dodging abilities need work. Good thing thou art in prime shape!"

>...Children? What is it like, being a ghost?... uh huh... uhhh huh... you know, that doesn't sound so bad.

"DODGE!"

>Not so bad at all-

ZAP!

>>26754934
DAMN IT PICCOLO HORSE

>>26755054
>Started off as a villain, became an ally
>Despite that, never really defeated any big foes or did anything really big or important
>Most notable aspect is mentor role to child characters on the show
>Has weird powers they never really go into depth on
>Pretty popular with the fans despite not doing much

...huh...

>>26754934
NC
>Sunset
"29"

>Ooooh! So you think being fucking DEAD is an improvement on someone actually caring enough to look for you and try training you now and then, knucklehead? Oooooh, you have it m soooooooo hard, having three mares who would give their LIFE for your wellbeing! YOU POOR, FUCKING UNFORTUNATE DICK OF A SOUL!

"..."

>Fucking thought so. Goddamn pour tabasco into urethra, that'll give you reason to cry!

*SLAM*

"Those dead orphans get increasingly difficult to deal with..."

>>26755157
Now, Sunset, that's not fair. Just cause his life isn't THAT BAD doesn't mean he can't be annoyed when a crazy mare makes a point of ignoring all the good he did and shoots him.

...I mean, he'd complain anyway, cause he's fucking 29 and he's got an ego that even Trixie can't stand some days, but still.

>Chitania
~~~~

>Damn it.

It said something about her mindset that she was annoyed she couldn't snap open a ribcage, and instead had to work in a way that did the least damage to the one she was trying to heal.

It also said something about her that her mind was struggling harder and harder to remain in that moment.

Focusing was proving increasingly difficult for the Titan Queen, the more time went on. The longer the delicate procedure dragged, the more abilities she called upon. The more she did that, the more she remembered them. Those horrible, annoying, selfish, annoying monsters... that she missed.

It started when she used Saturnia's ability. A unique, normally quite useless one that let her see a wavelegnth that, up until now, was so rare it she had never even known if it was working. Useless, on any other day, but just this once, it let her see something that was beyond the sight of mortals.

The plaid, garish coloring of chaos magic.

It was that, and a stillness of her hoof trained to hold a violin in a grip that could otherwise shatter a diamond, that let her ease the singular thread close enough to drain the magic with a precision that allowed no error, or waver. A slip up, however minor, and there would be no fixing it in time.

Such made it all the more difficult when she remembered the day said lunatic nearly got herself discovered, and it was only the timely intervention of the worlds most bizarre looking dragon that had prevented it. The whiff of nostalgia overpowered her, the smell of smoke still in her nose, before she tore the memory away, and refocused.

The next step came from the ability that had been so vital to all of this. The skill of Necrophorus, to change the very nature of stone as she herself changed the nature of her skin, was vital. Without it, none of this would be possible.

She would be appreciative, if she could just focus.

1/4

>>26755712

Again, her mind started to drift. Strangely, not to the Queen for whom this technique was famous, her legacy, but instead to the one who had taught how to do the original power, before Necrophorus had perfected it. Back in that day, the power had been little more than the ability to turn extremely specific stones into dust. Back in that day, the Queen who would one day lose herself to this power was but a small, happy little grub, living under the almost witheringly close gaze of her mother, Vespilla. Such an overprotective Queen, so much so she never forced her child to exert herself even the most minuscule if it could be avoided. Calling her, the Titan of all beings, to do such simple tasks as carrying her over a particularly high hill.

It was almost enough to make her laugh when she remembered how Vespilla would ask her to be "Little Neccy's" other mother just so she had another one. To this day, she had no idea what she meant. To this day, she found it almost funny, considering what would come later with her own daughter.

All these thoughts and more remained with her, as she began what would be one of the hardest parts of her entire procedure.

>Easy now...

Even though she could not see it, she had to be as precise as threading a needle that was spinning on a top. She had to create, with memory alone, what she had seen in the books, and models.

For despite what many may think, Chitania was no stranger to the heart. The real one, at least. She had studied it so extensively in her time she could recall the angle of every ventricle, know just how thick and consistent it was supposed to be, know how many times it was supposed to beat per second, how long it took to circulate blood and how much blood there needed to be.

She knew the heart, her true weakness.

2/4

>>26755719

The one thing that prevented her from reaching all the way to the stars, and plucking them from the sky. She had studied for years on it, trying to find any way to circumvent that restriction that had nearly cost her life on the day she learned to harness Titan magic. She had come close, but not quite reached it, like so many other things in her life.

>Easy now...

For who else could create with magic the perfect facsimile of a heart, from a rock. A facsimile that, more importantly, did not run off of unicorn magic.

Changeling magic would be needed, for what came next.

>Alright... here we go...

Before she continued, she would have to weave a spell into the new form. A magic would have to be created, and made to work involuntary. If she did it right, Sunset would never have to think of this, just as no other had to think of their own heart. If she did it wrong...

>Heh... guess you were wrong, Annelida

She had so hated this ability, thought herself cheated that her mother could only provide her this at her ascension. A bit of a brat, to be sure, but she understood.

On any other day, the ability to grow ever so slightly, about an inch, was as useless as could be. On any other day, Annelida's grousing was very much right. The only exception... was if an inch was exactly what she needed.

All she needed to make it work was a bit of changeling magic to be there, and it would go off all on it's own, as many times as she needed it to. Be it a single time, or forever.

Annelida had been one who got into trouble almost every other week, sometimes she could swear the other Queen did it just so she could talk to her, by far one of the most annoying ones.

She still wished she could hear that whining voice again.

>There's that... now...

The hardest part was yet to come. For next, she had to prepare her spell long before it would be used, for everything would have to sync up exactly right, go off perfectly, in order for this to work.

3/4

>>26755727

The ability to move one's skin, rearrange it to another area, was one she had thought the most useless thing in the world before today. The idea of moving her skin cells around was frankly a moronic one to her, considering her Titan Form meant trying it would cause her to pop like needle had hit a balloon. That Locustana had been so insistent she learn it was the only reason she had even given it the time of day. If only to see her smile when someone like her actually thought it was worth learning. She had resented that day.

How ironic, that it would be so needed. The Queen had been right, in the end.

It was a shame she would never know it.

>Alright...

A bit of magic, and a deep breath through her nostrils for the next part. Culicidae, the little bloodsucker, had taught her this one. A deep breath and she could confirm, the blood was still viable.

It had remained suspended, kept alive much like the pony's mind was by the changeling magic. Good. That meant all would go as planned. Perhaps it would be easier with Culicidae's trademark proboscis, but that was one thing she had managed to dissuade her from trying to teach.

Did not stop the other Queen from implying she wished to use it on her, but she never understood that one.

>Alright...

It was all in place.

The chaos magic, reduced.

The stone, in a shape and place as it should be.

The techniques, laced and waiting.

All the magic she needed, at the ready.

She was going to have to bring them all together, in such a precise order, there could be no mistakes. All the powers of the Queens long past were going to have to come together, and in a stark contrast to their wielders, for once they would have to work as one, as a team. None could fail, and all would have to support the other.

How ironic.

>Deep breath...

It was now or never, all or nothing. It was time, at last, to bring the pony back into th world of the living.

>Here... we... go.

...Something went wrong.

>Well, Fuck.

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>>26755738
...

Well, that's something to end it on.

>>26755738
>Dat ending
Pffftthahah.

As far as things you don't want to hear your surgeon say, that's up there with "Whoops" and "Did she need that?"

>>26755738
>All those useless changeling powers, useful
>Chitty remembering all that time
Awww

>Ending
Two lines of dialog, and it's the hardest I've laughed in who knows how long.

>>26755738
Sunset is kill

Welp

>>26755925
What a twist that would be. This whole time you think it's building towards a redemption/sunset living again.

NOPE.

SUNSET DEAD.

>>26756009
Fuck.

" " was meant to be Celestia

>>26756021
Well, that clears up one question.

...one of many.

NC

>AJ
"Celestia"
'Chitania'
{Oh Dear}

Flop

>Wassat?

Flop

>...Is...Is somepony there? Y'all can jess' knock-

FLUMP

>CHITANIA! AH' KNEW Y'LL WOULD COME BACK AN-

Flop

>...Su...Suh...

'She blames you, she was quite insistent on it'

"Hello all I just want to ki-...Sunset?!"

{Fuck you}

>Whu...WHAT HAPPENED?!

'She wanted to get fixed'

"But...We...She..."

>CHITANIA?! WHAT DID YA DO?!

{Fuck you!}

Flop

'She did come to me, she was desperate'

"Oh my stars, Sunset! If I had known-"

{Fuck you!}

Flop

>We need t'... do somethin'

{Fuck you, I give up, just shooooo...shoooo}

FLOP

'Oh, you'll like this'

>Shoo...Wha'?

{Shooobee..mmmeeeeee! SHOOT ME DAMNIT! I WANT OUT!}

"..."

>N-No...Ah' can't

'Oh well'

"This... isn't the answer, Sunset"

{I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!}

Flop

Magic

>SUNNY NO! PUT THE GUN DOWN!

'Oh boy'

"....This is all my fault"

{FUCK! YOU!}

>Please...Noooo

{I don't... nothing.... you never... I just wanted.... just...}

'Here it comes'

Click

>NOOOOO

{JUST!}

BLAM

Flop

>>26753498
...OH GOD NO

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Sunset"
~~~~
>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but I need to get this out in a timely matter! Now for our main guest...SUNSET SHIMMER!
APPLAUSE

"...why am I here?"

>It's because the surgery failed and you're dead! Welcome to Tartarus!

"WHAT?!"

>Yeah it was pretty bad. We finally had a chance to look into you and even got a legendary surgeon to come by and perform a never done before surgery. Unfortunately, there were a sequence of events that made us think you were alive when we found your body. It was Weekend at Bernie's level of misunderstanding when we partied with you. You partied super duper hard for a corpse!

"I...Wha...but...Wait why are you here?"

>I'm the new gatekeeper of Tartarus!

"HOW?!"

>Thanks to new advances in TWIENCE, we can now visit souls! Applejack worked tirelessly in an attempt to get you back and also assigned me here!

"Aw that's so...unlikely. Like really? They assigned you?"

>Nah, I'm just messing with you. You're still asleep. That's all the time we have right now! Tune in next time when I catch my next victim who's asleep!

"...I have so many levels of what."

>>26756281
>>Thanks to new advances in TWIENCE, we can now visit souls! Applejack worked tirelessly in an attempt to get you back and also assigned me here!
>"Aw that's so...unlikely. Like really? They assigned you?"
>>Nah, I'm just messing with you.

Oh, Pinkie. You cruel, cruel monster.

She almost thought AJ cared there.

>Twilight
~~~

>OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP!

If she had been as studious with gymnastics as she was her books, the prodigal pony would be kicking herself as hard as she could.

>STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID!

A mere two minutes ago, she had been innocently eating a daisy sandwich, going over various training schedules with her friend Rainbow Dash, managing to slip in some chatter with Pinkie and Rarity all the while.

If she'd had the mind of it, she would probably wonder what they thought when she had suddenly gone still, her mouth dropping open enough to roll out half-eaten food, and then she had torn off at such a speed Dash would have done well to take notes, all while screaming at such volume that Luna herself would think her a blowhard.

>HOW DID I FORGET THAT HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO STUPID HOW I'M WORST PONY!

They had no way of knowing it, but a stray thought had crossed her mind in that inopportune time. A stray thought that, much like a lit match over a pit of oil, quickly caught fire and burned down all other thoughts with it.

A thought about a certain, very special... orb.

>STUPID PONY STUPID PONY STUPID PONY!

She had only now, of all times, remembered that she'd cracked the code, made a device that should be able to peer into it's madness, and that before the whole world had caught fire thanks to Rarity's stunning reveal, she had been on her way to talk with the changeling queen herself. In all the chaos, in all the running from her problems, she had honestly forgotten. How she had forgotten, she herself best summed it up.

>YOU'RE STUPID YOU'RE STUPID YOU'RE STUPID!

It was with reckless abandon, a complete lack of regard for herself or any other in her way, that she slammed the door to her lab open, and started up her computer.

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>>26756609

>Okay it's fine just get it over to her no big deal nobody has to know you're an idiot except I guess Forty Two but I can just ask Cadence to ask her to keep quiet but I guess then Cadence will know too but that's okay she won't call me dumb because she's pretty dumb herself and won't judge wow I probably shouldn't say that to her and then ask her a favor but it doesn't matter because everything is going to be fine I just need to... need to... need...

There was only one way to put out a fire that raged as hot as the one in her mind.

A sweeping cold so powerful, it would have chilled the sun.

>...ohhhhh no...

Even though the truth was plastered as plain as could be, even though the answer was literally staring her right in the face, even though it made no sense to and there was no reason to think otherwise, she didn't accept it right away. She tried to deny it at first, to think of any possible other answer it could be, considered for far longer than she should that it was a glitch, an error, a mistake.

>Oh... oh no. No no no... no you did not.

When she stopped fighting it, she conceded that, indeed, a mistake had been made alright.

>You little...

The indicator before her had done the impossible two fold. First, it made her forget the screaming thought that had been her whole world a second ago. Second, and more important... it made her feel like an even bigger idiot than she had before.

When the ice came to her throat, she could not hold it in anymore.

>...APPPPLLEEEEJJJJAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKKKKKK!

>>26756623
So is the thread gonna end on AJ, Twilight and Celestia bursting into a hotel room while Chitania is busy trying to make a crochet bonnet out of Sunsets atrophied entrails and stuff them back in working order.?

With lots of screaming?

>>26756623
Somewhere, Chrysalis has just filed for copyright infringement.

>>26756741
...oh my god that's the paperwork she was doing earlier
SHE KNEW

>>26756727
>Cue yakkity sax while Chitty tries to hide the body.

>>26756741
Oh no! And now there's no Chitty to punch the strangler!

AJ IS DOOMED!

>>26756623
Massage as fast as you can, Spike.

It won't last.

>SA
"42"
~~~

>Hey, Forty Two? Can you get me a-

FWOOOSH!

>...

FWOOSH!

"Here you are, form sixteen B, subform 1-1-2."

>...

"...Is that not the right one?"

>No, I wanted-

FWOOSH!

>...

FWOOSH!

"Here you are, full updates of guard schedules."

>...

"Still not right?"

>No, I-

FWOOSH!

>Oh come on!

FWOOSH!

"Here you go, glass of water."

>I JUST WANTED A-...

"..."

>...Thank you.

"No problem."

>...

FWOOSH!

>FORTY TWO!

FWOOSH!

"I just felt like doing that."

>Seriously?

"I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM!"

FWOOSH!

>>26756623
NC
>Spike
~~~

>Hey, Apppplejaaaack, guess who's here to give you a... HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

Creeeek.
Swing... swing... swing..

>APPLEJACK NOOO!... What the hell is this?... ~Heard her scream, know what's coming, I'm getting gone while the goings goood~... Huh. Wonder if there's another rope around here...

>>26757881
>Elsewhere, Celestia has sunken into her deepest bathtub
>She's not coming out till it's over.

>>26758082
Fuck that, she should go straight up in the deepest ocean.

They'll never find her.

>>26758335
>Implying
NC
>SA
"Celestia"
~~~

>Celly? You wanted to see me?

"Bubblehorse! Pick up a chair, and join me."

>Huh. Popcorn, candy, big chairs... what movie are we watching?

"The greatest one of all, Shiny."

~APPPPPLLLLLEEEEJJJAAAAAACCCCKKKKK!~

"Reality."

>...Is she going to-

"Not my fault!"

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>>26757881
Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"AJ"
~~~~
>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but apparently writers can get really inspired when there's no internet! Now for our main guest...APPLEJACK!
APPLAUSE

"Howdy."

>Congratulations you've finally escaped by dying!

"...what?"

>You've died and gone to tartarus. My real name is Pinkie DIE and I'm your grim reaper. As your bestest friend, I'm here to send you off with a smile!

"...Ah' feel like this is something Ah' would have been told about...but Ah'm not even going to question it because at least Ah'm finally free."

>Just kidding, you're just asleep. There's no escape! Cue waking up in 3-2-1.
AJ wakes up.

"...damn."

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>>26758621
NO ESCAPE

NO ESCAPE

>>26758496
...But it is her fault, kinda.

>>26759029
Stop trying to push the blame on someone else Applejack, take it like a mare... AN APPLE MARE!

>>26759116
Celly's the one who foisted it on AJ in the first place!

>>26759029
>>26759116
>>26759143
>Everyone else is trying to figure out who's fault it is and who dropped the ball the hardest
>Chitty is just concerned with getting her fucking fixed and then worrying about all the other shit later

But I'm sure Sunset is super concerned with her shitty personality and friend making skills.

>>26759237
Because this real person who is real is really in real danger.

>>26759237
They'd probably step it up to if Sunset had anything they wanted.

Or at least Chrysalis would for sure.

>>26759438
She is still in Grudge mode, I don't know if she would go for it even if she got something out of it. AJ isn't the only one who has real spite problems.

>>26755738
>>26756623
I am strangely hyped where all of this will lead to.

And a small, sadistic part of me wonders what it would be like if this is the first confirmed major character death in our thread.

>Nope. Sorry. No amount of being heroic, strange magic, screaming, Twience or ass pulls can reverse this. That mare is dead. It's your fault. Go home and think about it that, you bad bad ponies.

Pennydrop would have a field day.

>>26759997
On the other hand, no one really liked Sunset. So they might just shrug, go home and forget about it sooner than later. Huh...

Goodnight, thread.

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Applejack is best princess.

Damnit, I feel old though. Only old Season 1 fags ever believed in the "all the mane six will become alicorns" stuff, if you asked anyone who came in Season 3 or later they'd laugh thier asses off at you.

>>26760025
To me, Sunny literally died when she fake died, and I haven't written for her since.

>>26760561
>that pic
Holy damn, I need to scrounge up some dough to commission more 'epic apples' from that artist.

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>>26760025
Sunset shimmer fags seem to like her. At least based on how everyone I meet who liked Friendship games is a massive Sunsetfag.

>>26760603
Assasin monkey is awesome. He does great applejack stuff.

>>26760619
He meant character-wise

>>26758335
>SHINY WE'RE GOING ON A DEEP SEA CRUISE AND NON-ONE'S GONNA HURT US ANYMORE

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Twi"
~~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and I can delay my own story if I feel like it!

"Why do you keep doing that?"

>It's important, but so is this! Think Twi! Don't you know any mind magic or anything?

"I know some, but I don't feel comortable using a spell I haven't practiced. I wrote them into a book, but they're not exactly here. Maybe if I could wake up a for a bit, I could refer-"

>Nope nope, that's a uh...not a good idea. Discord would be free. We're going to need to finish this in one go.

"How did Rarity's shadow leave her body?"

>She was just done, so she willingly left her body...melted because she was cardboard and the bathroom floor was wet.

"...any chance that could happen to your's."

>Nope, pretty sure that's not going to happen.

"Hm...wait, I might have an idea. We have to try it...for TWIENCE!"
A lightning bolt goes off in the background.
"...wait what?"

>Special effects.

>>26739667
alternatively...
NC
>SA
"Cadance"
~~~
>...nnngg... nggghhg... NNGGAHHHHHHHHH!

"GAH! Honey, what's wrong!?"

>Oh, Cadence! I just had the worst dream! Everyone, literally everyone, was an alicorn except for me! I was the only one in the whole world not an alicorn!

"Oh, Shiny! How terrible. But it's okay, it's just a dream, everyone isn't an alicorn."

>Yeah... yeah...

"Just... You."

>... What?

Shiny checks his back

There's wings

he has WINGS!

>YES! I'M A FUCK MOTHERING ALICORN PRINCE, BABY!

"Hhehe! Yes, honey, you haven't lost your princehood."

>Honey... Why's your voice all raspy?

"I'm just old, dear. You know how us mortals get."

Shining shines a light revealing Cadance indeed looking quite aged.

"Shiny? Shiny, please don't cry, honey, I'm not gone yet, and Two will be there for you, and so will Spike."

>I don't want this...

"You've never been about what you want. Always been about everyone else but you. Shiny, I know it hurts thinking about the day I leave you, but you need to understand, it's just part of life, and it's important to enjoy the time we have now with our loved ones."

Shiny just nods and holds Candace tight, shaking as he cries

Presented for your consideration: one Prince Shining Armor, once dreaming of ascending to godhood now finds himself alone on top the lofty mountains, staring down into the valleys of mortality within... The Twilight Zone.

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Sunset"
~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and I'm on a roll! Now for our main guest...SUNSET SHIMMER!
APPLAUSE

"Yeah...still here. I never actually left."

>It's because you're still asleep!

"What do we do now then?"

>Weeeeeell I was suppose to continue my own non-canon plot line, but it's non-canon, so I can continue anytime! I'd be happy to delay it for you, so we can hang out!
Pinkie hugs Sunset.
>You're my new bestie!

"...I'm suddenly full of regrets."

>We were friends in Equestria Girls and we're still friends now! Feel my love!
Pinkie rubs cheeks with Sunset.

"...on second thought this isn't so bad."

>>26760897
>The Twilight Zone

"TWILIGHT (Insert non-existence middle name here) SPARKLE!? WHY AM I SEEING HORRIBLE THINGS!?

>"I just don't know what went wrong..."

This... does not bode well.

>>26760954
and this leads to the random headcanon that, for reasons unknown, Twilight's "middle name" is Achimedea (an attempted feminine form of Archimedes)

But then again I also gave spike the stupidly long full name which included dragon references which also shouldn't make sense in Equestria (such as Francis, as in Sir Francis Drake)

>>26760603
>To me, Sunny literally died when she fake died, and I haven't written for her since.
Huh. Kinda sad... I mean, I have characters I dislike. But I wouldn't want them completely GONE. They all add to the story in their own way.

>>26760946
Like that. That's really kewt. Hey, LNPP, if she's dead, I guess she can spend more time with you! Say, is Variolus there in your strange metarealm as well?

>>26760946
Das the cute I love.

>>26760658
Them sea-ponies better get out, there's a new hot couple in underwater-town

>>26761465
>Implying they aren't getting invited over for tea

Those guys are real hospitable.

>Drinking tea... underwater

Sure why jot.

>>26762268
Bubble Horse bubble, Duh.

>>26762307
...Where does the air come from?

He's just creating a shield around water, so they're gonna drown either way

Not like they're complaining, but still...

I'd say bring a Thermos, but their airways/oesophagus is already occupied...

>PJ
"Haymaker"
~~~~~~

>....

"...Yep, that's how it went."

>...

"....uh huh."

>...

"...do you not believe me? Cause it happened."

>...Damn it.

With a shuffle, she moved into the corner.

"Ahhh, come on, let's not do the crying corner thing... PJ?"

>And I guess that's why they call it the blues...

"Shoot. Might have to get Bluey to help here."

>>26761090
>Variolus
Ha, no.
OC's don't have much long term life expectancy in my hands.

>>26760897
That's legitimately an unsettling possibility, that is literally his worst case scenario. Could you imagine? He's spent this whole time trying to be immortal just so he can spend time with the one you love most of all, and in the end gets flipped on you so now you are the one who's all alone. That is... Creepy

>>26763030
Yeah... but the situations are going to be flipped, someday.

Aww....

>Idris
"Cheese"
'Captain'
~~~~~~

>So, how much political power do you hold?

"Well, I technically used to own a flying amusement park... used to."

>What happened to it?

"Oh, it got consumed by chaos magic and nearly plummeted to the ground. It would later turn out a dinosaur changeling caught it, never really looked into that."

>So what happened?

"...it got shut down, obviously."

>Why?

"Be... because everyone almost died."

>So? That doesn't mean it would happen twice.

"What kind of idiot reopens a park that almost killed everyone with monsters? That kind of park sounds frightening in the dark! Oh noooo!"

'I suddenly want to buy his songs and I don't know why.'

>Quiet you!

"But seriously, we'd get sued, probably. In hindsight, flying a giant mass was just asking for it to collapse and kill everyone."

>...I liked it though.

'Sire, you almost died at that place.'

>....I liked it though...

>>26762620
I guess we could send a bubble to the surface, but that would be defeating the whole point to drowning

>Potsticker
“Night Guards”
~~~~~

>…

“Nnnnnm….”

>…

“Uhp… uhpbupbup….”

>…

“Annnnnd… FUCK!”

>Heh.

“I can’t do this!”

“This is fucking torture, seriously!”

“Weren’t you supposed to be meeting Mr. Shades anyway, Captain?”

>Was. He decided to take a nap mid-convo. Don’t tell me you guys aren’t excited for our tri-weekly dumpling session?

“We’ve NEVER been excited for this!”

“Ever!”

“Not even once!”

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>>26763417

“OH SWEET CELESTIA HELP ME I GOT GOT MIRIN IN MY EYE!”

>Can’t even begin to fathom how you managed that one, Freighter.

“I can’t fold these fucking goizum wrappers, they keep tearing!”

>First off, gyoza. Second, gyoza was last week; this week it’s wonton. And third, you’re being too heavy-hoofed. Making wonton dumplings is a practice in elegance, of delicacy.

“I’d like to delicately chuck this shit in the trash!”

“Does anybody have anymore wraps?!”

“Dude, you had fifty, what the hell?”

“Tore ‘em.”

>…

“Hey! I made two this time! TWO! Big improvement, right?”

>Well, when your base is zero….

“PROGRESS!”

"Shit, better than me."

"Me, too."

"He picks the dinner tonight."

"YAY!"

OOCO
>Spike
"42"
~~

>Hey, 42? Shiny wanted me to talk to you, he says you have a problem.

"Yes, I do... I need a napkin, and I don't have one."

FWOOSH!

>...

FWOOSH!

"And now I have one. Problem solved! Thank you, you were vital in achieving my goal."

>Forty Two... I think you're going crazy with your new power.

"...really."

>Okay, no. I know that look, that's a 'you've got to be kidding me' look, and we're not going there. This is about you, this is not about-

"Hey, Spike! What's that you've got there?"

>Ohhhh no, no no no, we're keeping this on you. we're staying focused here!

"Why, is that a gun!? It is! That is a gun! Well, I hope you use it responsibly."

>Forty Twoooooo...

"I hope you don't use it to, say, threaten anyone, or go attack anyone, or attempt to execute anyone on a train or something."

>...

"...Walk away from this one, Spike. Just walk away."

>...I see no problem here.

"Good dragon."

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>>26762978
*snortgiggle*
>Pinkie
"OCs"

>Welcome to Daily Executions, /pa/! I am your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that Canon matters and I get rid of the trash! Now for our main guest... THE SILENCED WALTHER P99!

"Oh God! Please no, I just wanted to be on TV!"

>Don't worry, I'll make you feel dead gorgeous.

*PFHWIT!*

"Nonononono, this isn't fair!"

>Awww, didn't you know? Fairness is a dying practice!

*PFHWIT!*

"Why... why are you DOING THIS?!"

>Mmmh, well, I knew you were cast as a background pony, but a pony of your caliber just can't live like this, right?

*PFHWIT!*

"..."

>...

"...hi, Pinkie."

>Hello Changeling whom I can't recall. What was your purpose again?

"Standing on Canterlot mountain. Keeping Watch."

>Aaaaah.

"Is it time to go now? I am... tired. So tired."

>Noperino, not while your suffering is greater this way!

"Figur-"

*PFHWIT!*

"AAAAH! HOLY HIVEMIND, MY LEG! WHY?!"

Pinkie leans close. There was no mercy in her eyes, only fire and carnage.

>Stay the fudgecake up there and never come down, or the next one will go where Celestia's sun don't shine. Got it?

"*whimper*"

Pinkie pops back up, all smiles.

>And that's all time we have for now! Tune in next week, where the motto will be 'Fuck gryphons... WITH CHAINSAWS!"

*WWWRRRRRRRRRR!*

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>>26739492
>mfw this

>>26763783
>*PFHWIT!*

In true Pinkie fashion, all I hear with that is a little toy beep and whistle. You know those stock sounds that come with a blaster you get at a dollar store? That's all I hear.

And in true Pinkie fashion, it doesn't actually do anything, everyone is just pretending to make her feel better.

>>26763813
Amen to that

>>26763783
funny thing is, there IS a story where he comes down from the mountain. Chrysalis tricks AJ into giving him a kiss so he can get a love recharge and he ends up greenspitting in her mouth.

>>26760839
>>26760946
Damn, love getting my fix. Two in one night is rare, but damn is it good.

>>26763801
This pic was either the most brilliant choice, or least brilliant choice on OP's part..

>>26763813
Holy shit, that's Two level adorable.

Speaking of, does LNPP hate Two? I know he doesn't like OC's, but... it's Two.

It's motherhugging TWO.

>Sunset
~~~~~

This probably wasn't good.

>Crap.

White, all she could see everywhere was nothing but white. An endless void that was somehow still full, a nothingness that was bursting with substance. She would have written it off as a mere dream, nothing to be worried about, if one second, it had been nothing but inky blackness, and quiet.

Moving from that into what seemed something much more was nowhere near as comforting as one would imagine it would be.

>Am I dead? Did I just... die?

Her rational mind tried to tell her that such a thing wasn't a leap of logic, that the evidence didn't substantiate something like this, but the much louder, very much irrational part of her brain screamed in fear, and in worry.

It hit her, as she floated in that endless something, that she still couldn't feel anything in her body.

>There, see? You're being stupid. You're still...

She would have found it funny, had it happened to anyone else. That she had been about to say 'alive' was as cruel as it was humorous.

>You're still...

Bitterly, her hoof rubbed over her fur, scratching up in down in a desperate attempt to make so much as a single nerve flair in pain or irritation. Instead, it was like she was rubbing a prosthetic, a fake limb where that one should be. She knew it was real, her body knew that some part of her was being touched, but she couldn't actually feel the sensation. It was as if she had been replaced by a machine body, and none had the heart to tell her.

Even with the new information, she strangely could not shake the niggling thought that maybe, even still, she was dead. After all, her body was locked in a state something near to this anyway, it could very well be that all this time, she had finally found the answer.

What is it like, when a pony dies?

To her horror, she realized it might be something like this.

>...Why'd you have to be so stupid.

There was no question in it, only accusation.

>Why'd you have to be so... so fucking stupid.

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