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"Oh. Oh yeah, Anon. You're so huge. I'm going to squirt all right. Yep. I'm definitely in the throws of passion here. I've never had sex quite like this before."
>>26473035
>tfw 7.5 inch dick
>tfw will never get to use it
>>26473035
Thanks for acting like Maud, Shimsham. You're really understanding about how I can only get off to people with aspergers.
>>26473072
"I wasn't acting, Anon. I know I said I felt as though you were impaling me and all, but I was just trying to make you feel... adequate. Honesty really is the best policy, and to be honest I just wasn't feeling it. Sorry."
>>26473132
This is even better, I love it when it's one sided. I fuck your brains out, you get no pleasure and I get it all baby.
It's like a dominance thing or something. LETS GO AGAIN!
>>26473035
B-but...I'm a girl...too!
>>26473035
Alright, flip over. I can make you feel something real quick.
>>26473487
Is your feminine penis huge?
Also,tits pls.
You guys are fucking retards
>>26473611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrv45Qw2mME
Nice dubs tho.
>>26473563
"Anon, just stop. We've already tried doggystyle. That didn't wo-"
"Uh... Anon? T-that's my butt. Anon! Wha-!"
>>26473487
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
Watch and learn, sunbitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avhLMtjL-8I&spfreload=10
>>26473487
Pls be in London
>>26473035
Oh, I didn't know I had to pay extra for you to pretend to enjoy it.
>>26473691
Bite the pillow.
"I'm Rick James!"
>"Mhm."
"YOU GON TAKE DIS DICK BITCH!"
>"Yep. All of it. Pound me daddy."
"NNNNYYYEAGH! I'm gonna cum! Are you about to also?!"
>She sighs.
>"Yep. It's gonna be a gusher."
http://youtu.be/S3JWJEae7TQ
>>26473487
Can you stop. Every time a post involves something about a dick you always post about how you're a girl. Fuck off dyke.
>>26474350
Forgot her eyebrows. Sorry guys
>>26473487
You know the rules.
Whip out them tits or get out.
>>26473035
Botulism
>>26473035
TYL: It's 'throes' of passion, numbnuts. You're not chucking her around the bedroom.
Then again...
"Fffffuck! That... hurts! Anon, please! Ung! No, it's not turning me on! That's wet from before! Ow! Fuck!"
>>26475358
"... you'll grow used to it."
"Nnngh. Just... ow. Just go a bit slower, alright? It's not hurting like it did. Hnng. And I'm sorry I implied you weren't beg enough to do the job. Ah. Hnng. You're bigger than I gave you credit for."
>>26474385
It's all good, nigga.
>>26475460
don't roleplay. it's creepy.
>>26475537
you haven't been in here before were you
and yes, rp anon should react to another rp anon and make it unique
you're all fotfs
>>26475572
I don't know what you said nor care. Chances are you're too young to be here.
>You slowly look up from your lunch
"Have we met before?"
>>26475698
Don't start that bullshit, especially when you're doing it wrong. Are you new?
>>26475777
Trips demand more
>>26473035
I didn't think sunset is enjoying the sex
>>26475795
>"It's just a prank."
>>26473611
You're the only one that I'm fucking. Are you calling yourself retarded?
>>26475795
I can't write for shit.
Even if I could, I'm doing this from mobile.
It was more of a prompt for someone who COULD
>>26475460
Keep going.
>>26473035
"Annnd that'll do, Sunny. Stellar performance as always. Paycheck's at the door."
>"Yaaaay, another thrilling day of doing crappy voice overs for shitty pornos."
"Hentai, but who gives a fuck? See you on Thursday?"
>"Can't, got hired on to voice a magical girl mascot, and unfortunately, that particular role actually requires some effort on my part."
"Oh, nice, my kid loves that stuff--wait, is this one of those 'dark' ones? Fuckin' Urobuchi..."
>"Nah, but the mascot does die off in some heroic sacrifice or some bullshit like that. Way this crap's written, I don't think anybody'll give a fuck. Think it's one of those attempt at merchandising."
"Speaking of, why did you stop voicing for that pony show? That one actually seemed alright, if at the very least, tolerable."
>"...I have my reasons."
>MFW I got >>26475777 and >>26475888
"Unf... Maybe I've been going about this 'sex' thing all wrong. Ung. This sensation... Hahn... Fuck. I never knew it would feel like this in my ass. Keep going, Anon, just like that. Oh yeah."
>>26476301
Liking this, liking thiiis.
>>26476301
Ass slut shimmer
This makes my dick moist.
>>26473035
Wow, okay, jeez. I get it already. So maybe my pancakes aren't "better than sex."
I still think they're pretty good though.
"Oh fuck! Oh fuck! UNG! I... I can't believe it! Hah! I think... I-I think I'm going to cum! Unnnng! Keep going!"
"Oh god! Ohhhhh goooooood! Almoooost! Wait! Why'd you stop?! Anon, what th-"
"Did...? Did you just...?
>>26477183
>Wud Wud Wud
"Oh Sunset! Y-your butt is so hot! I-I can't take it!"
>"Mhm. Stir up that dookie baby."
>Wud Wud Wud Wud
"G-give me all your shit! Release it as I pound your steaming mud furnace!"
>"I swear I'll leave if you say that again."
>She sighs, while texting her friends.
>>26477204
"Das rite, I shat muhself, u no u love it bitch"
"No, Anon. It's FINE. I'm glad it felt good for YOU. Now if you'll excuse me I've got to get back to class. Um, no, sorry. I don't think I'll have time to hang out with you again tonight. No. I'm gonna be busy all week. Yeah. Bye."
>>26477216
More! We need more OC!
>>26473051
That feel. I hate this world.
