>"You were a cashier back in your world, Anon?"
>"So is that your special talent then?
But I'm not a cashier.
>>26468438
Not every human is talented like you ponies, twilight
No, I was a waiter. Much more respectable.
>>26468438
"These are really weird questions to bring up during sex, Twi."
>>26468438
No, I was a cart pusher.
>>26468438
Is Rarity's cutie mark about making dresses? Is Rainbow Dash's about being a weather pony? Is Pinkie Pie's about being a pastry chef? No. It's not. Your special talent, which your cutie mark represents, doesn't dictate your career or occupation.
>>26468466
At walmart?
Shit nigga I tried so fucking hard to get that job. God I tried so hard to get it. It sounded like the best job ever...
Now I'm a fucking frycook. I start Wednesday. I'll probably kill myself before I start. Fucking scared as shit.
>>26468470
Well, it wouldn't have been much better than flipping burgers, m8.
>>26468476
Atleast I would be able to operate at a semi decent pace.
Shit, I have to keep up with a million things as a frycook I imagine. What do I have to keep up with as a Cart Pusher? How to use the machine?
And shit's gonna be fast paced as fuck.
I'm making this out to be way worse than it really is, but I can't help but fucking think of all hte bad things that can happen.
>>26468492
Pretty much, yeah.
>>26468492
Fry cook is a shit job. Have fun.
>>26468470
Fucking relax, man. Frycook is an ezpz job. All of the shit you cook with can make like 10 orders of burgers and fries at a time, and that takes like 2 minutes to cook that shit. You can make a ton of shit, prepare it, and go do something else before you have to cook more.
Unless you're a fucking dumbshit who can't do literally anything right, you'll be fine.
You're at least one step ahead lf me, you actually have a fucking job at the moment.
>>26468459
fucking lost. well played anon
>>26468470
Trust me You don't want the job. Former wally world employee. They got the worst treatment.
>>26468528
Yes, that is true, but both jobs are equally shit.
I was a welder just like my great grandfather. But both of us were very good a shooting small animals to make soup out of.
>>26468492
My advice is just don't be a fucking idiot, Or a faggot. One time I ordered a burger from McDonald's and they "forgot" the fucking meat in a cheeseburger
>>26468528
I was a cart pusher at Winco way back in the day.Came up on SOO many wallets and purses.
>>26468438
I was at one point yeah.
But I'v also been a bouncer, a full time student and now I'm a factory worker.
>>26468438
My special talent is sucking mare dicks it just doesn't really translate into a job to well, twilight.
>>26468438
"Actually, 'cashier' was my part time job."
>"Oh, well what was your occupation than?"
"Well twiggy, well I don't know how to say it but..."
> he said pausing and then walking to a corner of the room.
> tussling with his shirt while slowly removing it
>"A..Anon, what are you doing?"
>She says, with a slight blush forming on her face.
"Well Twiggy, I used to be..."
>"Uh huh..."
"I used to be...."
>Than very suddenly Anon does a forward lunge and flexes his massive biceps
>The gods themselves begin to sing and the echo can be heard throughout the room
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voI6Dp8i2mU
"THE HEARTBREAK KID!"
>A massive explosion forms behind him, and balls of fire fly into the air.
>Twighlight is speechless, mouth agape and legs quivering at the sight of a living breathing god!
*SPLOOSH*
>She collapses and remains motionless on the floor, in a pile of unidentifiable liquid.
>>26468547
McDonald's workers are fucking pants on head retarded.
Sixty percent of the time they get my order wrong, they could give these jobs to chimps and get a better result.
>>26468565
Wow, you're a real beta faggot, aren't you?
>>26468565
>didn't even strike up the band
TWO WORDS FOR YA, BRO.
>>26468583
>>didn't even strike up the band
Why was he gonna kick her?
>>26468587
Because she just lost.
>>26468577
>Wow, you're a real beta faggot, aren't you?
>Not liking the most alpha of sports.
>Not knowing the heartbreak kid.
>BEING A LITTLE FUCK BOY ABOUT MUH WWE
EAT A DICK OMEGA NIGGER!!! REEEEEEE!!
>>26468547
I'm working at Whataburger so they're strict as fuck.
>>26468612
>Liking totally fake punching and kicking
I bet you wanna suck John Cena off.
>>26468605
I didn't know we were playing the game.
>>26468612
Ever watch Carey Elwis kick the crap out of Andre the Giant? Same principal, and just as real. Only difference is that he actually got laid at the end of the day.
>>26468517
You're welcome.
>>26468637
>Carey Elwis
I mean I guess you can say that, he just choked him until he passed out. BUT I GUESS YOU CAN SAY THAT~~~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEznvPXswA0
"You could say that." You chuckled. "I was one of the fastest at my store, though customers kept telling me I was better off doing radio with my voice."
>"Well...did you?"
"No. I had no way of getting to a radio station, nor the drive."
>"Ah."
>Twilight sat in quiet contemplation for a moment.
>"Well, I have to take these groceries home now. Will you be here tomorrow?"
>You smiled again.
"I never leave! The cot in the back is still swinging."
>Twilight adopted a horrified expression until she realized you were joking.
>A smile crossed her face.
>"Tomorrow, then."
>>26468672
I don't get it.
>>26468528
i found out why when i worked there.
everyone is salty because your responsibility's consist of pushing carts, its zero stress cash.
>>26468680
Funny thing is, where I work, everyone expects more of you. I even get asked to do shit outside my department.
>>26468438
"Is your special talent Books? Is Pinkie's special talent mainly baking?"
>>26468696
I love when that shit happens. I work front end stuff like cashier, so when someone from the back rooms wants to swap spots I'm happy. Anything to get away from shitty customers.
>>26468438
>No Twilight, you see for us humans choosing a profession, a life-long occupation is hard for we do not have special talents.
>Sure a human may be talented at one thing or another but we are never given a clear sign of that one thing that we are good at and enjoy doing because we do not have cutie marks
>Indeed many people go through their entire lives never knowing if they are talented at anything, and some of us genuinely have no real talent
>Not to mention that unlike you ponies, who have the convenience of cutie marks that can act as a qualification for the job you will spend the rest of your life on us humans can only spend our time proving ourselves through earning degrees and qualifications through years of hard work before we can even be considered for many jobs
>In short, Twilight, I was a cachier because it is one of the few jobs that pretty much anyone can get, a job that you get if you haven't earned any other notable qualifications with which to find a job
"Wow, being a human sounds kind of sad anon, having to constantly prove yourself and not having a sign to guide you in finding you life's calling"
>You're not wrong, Twilight, now i that satisfies your curiosity for now I am going to go drink a lot and pass out.
>>26468890
Whiskey and bleach
It's an ambrosia of sorts
>>26468628
Not him, but I would.
Problem is I can never find or see him long enough to do it.
>>26468528
>>26468470
Jesus Christ, military service should be mandatory for pansys like you.
>>26468985
I wasn't a cart pusher. I'm just saying from what I've seem they get shit treatment from managers and customers alike. The reason I no longer work there is because I'm training to be an EMT.
>>26468459
>Twiggy Piggy carrying casual conversation while I rail the shit out of her
Jesus chicken fried christ, I can't come here for one fucking day without succumbing to fetish fuel
>>26468459
Lost it
My special talent is sitting in my parents basement all day and doing nothing.
>>26468438
>>26468459
>adorable casual conversation during intercourse
SEX DRIVE UPDATING
INSTALLING NEW FETISH FILE
.......
INSTALLATION COMPLETE
FETISH ACCEPTED
>>26468438
But I'm coder! Hm. Wait. Fuck.
>>26468565
kek
>>26469139
>>26469536
/mlp/ Where fetishes are born.
What do you horsefuckers do for a living? I load and unload tires by hand.
>>26468443
"N-No... It just means... I'm good at handling money, yeah. I could have had a better job but... uh... All the treasury positions had been filled in my area. Yeah."
>>26468438
No, purple-horned one, I was a sailor leanring to be an IT. I was supposed to fix printers and stand watch for a living before I came here.
>>26468672
Before we called them hammocks, we called anything that wasn't a formal bed a cot. On ships there would be rows of cots for the crew to sleep in, and when called to duty unexpectedly they would jump/fall out of the cot and it would swing wildly. So the whole joke is that he lives in the store. Also fuck you for being dumb.
>>26468438
I'm not a cashier, though. I work in a deli. My special talent is handling meat.
>>26468438
I actually worked at the glue factory
The undertaker fucking Luna when?
>>26468672
>>26470919
>>26471399
>>26471399
>>26471426
But I got dubs that makes it ok
>>26468438
bump
>>26468438
Oh please bookhorse, I was an unemployed manchild who mooched off his parents. My special talent is >rape.
>>26468438
My talent is making human females cum.
Why you think Femanon supports me like she does?
>>26472182
>implying that's a talent on this board
Heh.
>>26468438
I do other things in that shop y'know
