Ahoy Anonymous!
Didn't you know? I'm the Princess of the Sea in me part time job. It's dark and lonely on the endless blue, say, woud you join us on our patrol?
Oh great. Luna's drunk again
>>26087802
Yeah, alright.SHOO BE DOO, SHOO SHOO BE DOO
who is this demon seaman?
Rarity the scourge of all seamen, reporting for duty man.
>>26087802
>Later that day, on Luna's ship...
>>26088043
>Rarity the scourge of all seamen
What? I could have sworn Rarity had an affinity with semen.
>>26088043
eheh ...ma'am, beg your pardon darling
>>26087802
>>26088110
>>26088072
Ya'll ain't heard the legend? She's said to swallow them whole.
Aye! Aye! Here be Pinkie Pie, captain!
Pirate adventure thread?
>>26088398
Ahoy!
>>26087802
YAR HAR FIDDLE TEE DEE
>>26087802
I don't like those blues eyes of hers
YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE
BEIN A PONY IS ALRIGHT WITH ME
DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PONY IS FREE
YOU ARE A PONY
>>26087802
Makes sense.
You know, because tides and the Moon has seas.
Seas that are incidentally called mares.
>>26087802
>Luna has a ship?
>And she wants you on it?
>You contain your inner adventurer and scratch your chin.
"I dunno... I'm a bit busy."
>"Come forward Anonymous! Only adventure lies 'head!"
>The Royal Canterlot Pirate voice.
>That in-it-self is pretty cool.
"Sure, why not."
>Luna picks you up with her magic and brings you onto the ship.
>"Welcome 'board, Anonymous! Tis a great honor for me to bestow upon you..."
>She reaches for something in the captains cabin, and swings it onto you.
>"The position of swabbie!"
>She gives you a blue bandanna with a moon in it, and wraps it around your head for you, and then levitates a bucket and mop into your hands.
>"Truly an honor to serve me, isn't it?"
>Realizing the gravity of the situation, you sigh.
"Yeah, great honor."
>She walks over to you, a huge shadow moves over you.
>Uh-oh, man-soon-to-be-overboard.
>"Great honor...?"
"Princess."
>"That's Captain to you, Anonymous! Come, I shall lay down the code of conduct on my ship!"
>She turns around, back to her giddy self, and practically Pinkie-Pie hops into her cabin.
>You follow, but not before turning to the rest of the ship.
>It's painted mostly dark blue, and decorated with purple.
>This thing isn't going to be spotted in the middle of the night.
>The crew is composed of a variety of ponies, the unicorn-earth-pegasus ratio is almost random.
>Their attitude implies they've got to be the best of the best when it comes to this.
>But none are immune to what you're about to do.
>You cup your hands around your mouth, and shout."Weigh-hay and up she rises! Weigh-hay and up she rises! Weigh-hay and up she rises!"
>A deadly silence befalls the whole crew, the ship seemingly pauses in time as the crew turns to eye you.
>Oh shit.
>They don't look happy.
>At least, until one shouts at you.>"Early in the morning!"
>Another crew-member shouts at that one.
>"What will we do with a drunken sailor?"
>The shanty continues.
>>26089148
Glorious
>>26089148
Moar
Better sail out of page ten territory.
>>26091581
[spoiler}row row row your boat[/spoiler]
>>26093025
did I just
>>26093032
Yes, you fucked up son
You should feel ashamed of yourself.
>>26093318
I'd feel sorryIf I weren't a bloody pirate
>>26089148
tfw just came back from the shooting range today
tfw we kept singing this while shooting
tfw first thread i come upon today.
>>26089148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGyPuey-1Jw
>>26093580I got more of a https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r2b-CSOwDY vibe going on.
>>26093353
