How do you think Pinkie Pie would react to someone staring at her flank?
>>26011695
"OH, ARE YOU STARING AT MY BUTT? WELL WHY DON'T YOU FUCK ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I'M A HUGE SLUT AND I WILL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES, ANYTIME, ANYWHERE!"
Is that what you wanted to hear, OP?
>>26011695
>"ooh, did I get frosting there from my last cupcake decorating marathon?"
>>26011695
>"I see you lookin', Nonny."
>"Wanna take a closer look?"
>Pink Pone jumps backwards, assaulting your face with her soft, squishy ass.
wiggle wiggle wiggle
>>26011960
>Your screams are muffled by Pinkie's wide buns
>"MM! YEAH! You like those-ha-those tasty flanks?! Yeah you do-HOOO!"
>She is face fucking you
>You are getting face fucked by a mare's butt
>What happened in your life to allow this to pass?
>"OH FUCK YEAH!"
>>26013830
TASTE THEM BUNNS!!!
>>26011695
>"HAHAHA HEY NONNY WANT TO KNOW A SECRET?"
"I..I-"
>"I'ts a cuh-RAAAZY secret!"
>She bounds around the room
>She settles at your side
>Lips against your ear
>She smells like bubblegum
>"Nonny.... Nonny."
>you swallow hard
>"I poop from there"
>>26014650
thatskindahot.jpg
>>26011695
"You like?"
Only Blue Fast gets the privilege, and more
>>26011695
>She smiles at you
>"See something you like, Mister Pervert?"
"I, uh, I..."
>She giggles cutely
>"It's okay, I like my tushy, too!"
>Dear sweet Jesus, she gave it a slap
"S-So, uh, where you headed?"
>Your voice cracks as you try to change the subject
>"I'm on my way back to Ponyville from visiting my family!"
"Oh? I'm headed there myself."
>A gasp escapes her
>"I'll have to throw you a welcoming party then! I do it for every newcomer to Ponyville!"
>You chuckle at her enthusiasm, glad that awkward moment has passed
>"There'll be dancing and games and lots of cake and a HUGE banner that says 'Welcome to Ponyville Mister Pervert!'"
>Passed but not forgotten, apparently
"Uh, I don't think that's very necessary..."
>"Nonsense! I'll introduce you to all of my friends! I wanna tell them all about the nice oggler I met on the train!"
>Have mercy
>"I bet my friend Rainbow Dash would get along with you just swell! She likes to check out my flanks, too!"
>Wat
>What have you gotten yourself into
"F-For the record, my name is Anonymous."
>"Nah, I like Mister Pervert better! Has a nice ring to it!"
>She goes on to hum your new nickname to herself in some made up theme song
>This is going to be a terrible introduction to your new home
>Should have just stayed in Manehattan
>"Like what you see?"
>>26011710
I need this
>>26011710
>she's not even saying this sarcastically
>she's just a very passionate, angry slut
>she proceeds to mount your cock and starts humping roughly
>"HOW DO YOU LIKE MY ASS?! HUH?! DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN I BOUNCE LIKE THIS?! I SAID... DO YOU FUCKING LIKE IT WHEN I BOUNCE LIKE THIS YOU MASSIVE FUCKING MEAT STUD?!"
>doing a backflip off your cock, she lands between your legs, throws her head forward and takes you to the hilt in her mouth in one fell swoop
>and then screams into your groin
>"RRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFF!!!"
>angry
>angry
>so angry
>you cum into her now sore throat
>shaking her head like a dog with a chew toy, she gulps it all down and pounces on your chest to kiss you
>she breaks away with a strand of saliva on her chin
>"I FUCKING LOVE YOU NONNY YOU FUCKING FUCK! FUUUUUUCK!"
>her head hits your chest with a meaty thud
>angry pone falls asleep instantly
>...
>you're in love
>>26015972
>angry
>angry
>so angry
Wrong Pie.
>>26016088
To be fair, Pink Pone looked like this the entire time.
