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ITT:
>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art
>Shitpost
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>What day is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151810
>What time is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151833
>What genre are you interested in?
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>What if I cannot into art?
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>What race would you play?
http://strawpoll.me/5498136
Remember: You can perpetuate it or not, your choice
Last thread >>25995269
JAD and bats and stuff.
Whatever.
I hate you all.
There's no light at the end of this tunnel.
JAD is shit.
I hate you all.
>>26005224
reminder
>>26005224
Or a handsome mare. I can't really tell.
You have a Tara face.
I hate you all.
Tara has a stupid janitor face.
>>26005217
>>26005227
No, fuck that shit. That last JAD argument fucking killed me. When this thread dies I'm leaving CYOA forever and I won't be back until tomorrow at the very earliest. Maybe a bit sooner if LOST comes back. I don't know. Fuck it. I hate you all.
>>26005245
No, fuck that shit. That last JAD argument fucking killed me. When this thread dies I'm leaving CYOA forever and I won't be back until tomorrow at the very earliest. Maybe a bit sooner if DIRTY WORK comes back. I don't know. Fuck it. I hate you all.
Batponies are okay. Batfags are the real cancer, spamming their autistic batmemes in every thread.
>>26005256
my waifu is not a meme
>>26005256
This is an entirely reasonable opinion made without resorting to memes or whining.
Sadly it came too late. I hate you all. Down with everything. OP misspelled discussion.
>>26005254
No, fuck that shit. That last Batfag argument fucking killed me. When this thread dies I'm leaving CYOA forever and I won't be back until tomorrow at the very earliest. Maybe a bit sooner if Shiny comes back. I don't know. Fuck it. I hate you all.
>>26005269
Eve isbest bat.
This meme is retarded. Like even for a meme
>>26005272
No, fuck that shit. That last BATFAG AND/OR JAD argument fucking killed me. When this thread dies I'm leaving CYOA forever and I won't be back until tomorrow at the very earliest. Maybe a bit sooner if SCRUFFY comes back TO KILL US ALL. I don't know. Fuck it. I hate you all.
>>26005283
No, fuck that shit. That last Meme argument fucking killed me. When this thread dies I'm leaving CYOA forever and I won't be back until tomorrow at the very earliest. Maybe a bit sooner if my memebucks come in. I don't know. Fuck it. I hate you all.
>>26005283
>this meme is retarded
Sadly, this is the culture we have created in this thread. And you know what? I hate you all because of it.
Of all the Alternative Universes, which one is your favorite and where would you like to see a CYOA be set in? Or perhaps set one yourself?
No, fuck this shit. This goddamn thread is fucking killing me. This thread will never die, but I'm still leaving CYOA forever and I won't be back until tomorrow at the very earliest. Maybe a bit sooner if hell fucking freezes over. I don't know. Fuck it. I hate you all.
>>26005306
Both
>>26005306
I want to see a CYOA set in a universe where memes, batfags, and JAD haven't driven me to madness. I really do hate you all at this point.
>>26005321
>getting this angry about /cyoa/
wew
e e
wew
>>26005306
The one where every pony is turned into bats obviously.
>>26005334
So Nightmareverse?
>>26005333
I'm not angry, I'm disgusted.
Also your second "e" doesn't line up correctly.
Also, nice trips.
Also, I hate you all.
>>26005321
So the universe that was barren and everyone was dead?
>>26005201
>These dice of mine glow with an awesome power!
>>26005201
Who's the dice pony? Is she a gambler?
>>26005342
Oh fucking yes, anon. A universe of barren glory, devoid of shitposting and autism. Take me home, shiny.
>>26005334
But that was the universe that confirmed bats didn't exist and that the batwings were just a temporary enchantment.
>>26005348
Yes. She lost her home feeding her addiction and drove away her politically savvy boy friend
>>26005348
>being this new
I envy you. Run and get out while you still can, before you hate us all.
Were you seriously planning on having THREE IN EVERY FIVE posts be shity, obnoxious, unbearable shitposts!? Hey, are we going to get a rehash of the old panzermane copypasta next? That'll be fun, right?
>>26005355Humans confirmed for being more canon than Bats.
No, fuck this shit. Were you seriously planning on having THREE IN EVERY FIVE memes be based around deliberately shitty, obtuse, unfunny batshit!? This thread will never die, but I'm still leaving CYOA forever and I won't be back until tomorrow at the very earliest. Maybe a bit sooner if my mind, frankly, stops boggling. I don't know. Fuck it. There literally aren't enough facepalm reaction images in the entire world... not even that mosaic one that forms the original facepalming Picard out of hundreds of other facepalm images.
>>26005374
But Rarity and Rainbow Dash had pony ears, so those others ponies might have had been bat ponies who crawled out after Celestia's defeat.
>>26005373
>>26005375
wewmind
>>26005373
You brought this on yourself, /cyoa/. What we see right now is no different than the batfag and JAD bullshit from the last hundred threads. It's just more obvious now.
>>26005373
No, fuck that shit. That last panzermane copypasta fucking killed me. When this thread dies I'm leaving CYOA forever and I won't be back until tomorrow at the very earliest. Maybe a bit sooner if this pasta wasn't THREE IN EVERY FIVE posts. I don't know. Fuck it. I hate you all.
>>26005396
This is 100% true. I don't hate you all because of it, but am merely filled with disgust.
This thread should be renamed "Choose your own Shitpost"
No, fuck that shit. I fucking hate you all and I fucking hate this meme and I hate what we've become. We deserve this.
Breezie quest when?
>>26005430
Never
>just accidentally discovered google has a dice roll function.
Unfortunately, as far as I can tell it's only 1d6.
>>26005374
Humans. Not even once.
Hippogriff quest when.
>>26005427
It didn't have to be this way, anon. You didn't have to have the same goddamn arguments every day until they snapped like this.
>>26005430
>>26005457
Oh god fuck no.
Go back to the meme.
Pony Quest when?
![28746e71395f10f33f53debe34d16862[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/uH3nT3V.png "28746e71395f10f33f53debe34d16862[1].png")
>>26005430
L-lewd quest?
>>26005475
It wold be exceptionally easy to fill a breezie.
This fucking general.
I'm starting to hate you all too.
>>26005493
That's why you'd need a harem.
Nips should cancel all his other CYOAs and only run SS.
>>26005430
I can't wait for Kessy and Stagle to fuck off back to their own world in Urban.
Annoying little shits.
>>26005509
>Nips should cancel all his other CYOAs
So, keep doing what he's doing?
>>26005516
Rude, but yeah, they've been pretty annoying for the most part.
>>26005531
Hey!Listen!
Did Colorblind ever get a proper ending?
>>26005542
Nope
>>26005542
Yes, puppy is living happily with uncle Lucky.
Reminder that characters become ten times more endearing if they plan on leaving
>>26005559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeLxUVACQF0
>>26005559
Why do you have to hurt me like that, Anon
>>26005342
So, Lost?
>>26005374
>>26005456
Reminder that humans make better lovers than stallions.
>>26005632
I'm always amused by these. Everyone who makes them assumes stallions can do literately nothing real world horses can't.
>>26005641
This was made in response to all those "you won't be able to satisfy you're waifu" thread.
>>26005641
Ponies don't even have genitalia in the first place, so the whole idea is intellectually bankrupt.Also, I still hate you all.
>>26005563
Holiday pls.
>>26005660
Sounds like a bunch of insecure fags memeing each other.Good sex is 90% foreplay anyway.
>>26005563
Or when you deck them to establish dominance.
>>26005674
I bet that's what all your sexual partners told you.
>>26005683
>all your sexual partners
>all
anon pls, I'm not that much of a normalfag
Anon Quest when?
>>26005679
>ShouldOfJustLeftHerThere.png
>ShouldOf
>Of
Fucking retard edge faggot.
Active threads
SS: >>26001676
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Buttquest: >>25941092
Urban Survival: >>25996685
FIT: >>25995820
Cuddles: >>25903827
Coltquest: >>25984187
11-54: >>25975103
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>>26005789
lel who cares
>>26005808
It hurts how true this is. Nobody cares anymore. I hate you all.
>Hijacker shows up for literally 2 posts
>pauses immediately after
That's getting kinda annoying desu, I'd rather a long running period instead of short interspersed ones.
>>26006348
Why would you post and save this thread? We were down to page six. This bullshit was already halfway there to dying.
>>26006370
You forgot to tell us that you hate us all.
>>26006348
Stop being so entitled, you selfish little prick and be thankful for the qms putting up with all the endless amount of bullshit they're facing here every day.
>>26006380
pfft, that's silly.
I'm a QM, we knew what we signed on for
>>26006348
>not getting that the guard pony represents hijacku
>not getting that we need to wait 1 and ½ hour to see the princess
>>26006348
Daily updates are good desu.
>>26006394
I'm a QM as well and I think you're a faggot.
>>26006402
DEEPEST
LORE
>>26006394
I'm a QM and 80% of all players are idiots. I wish they'd leave and I could go on with the remaining 20%.
>>26006413
There are, but it's kinda annoying to have only 2 posts that barely progress the story.
I'd honestly rather have one long session weekly than short sessions daily.
>>26006442
I would agree with this if I hadn't already given up any hope of CYOAs improving.
>>26006472
Neighsayer pls
>>26006348
I have work at 2:30 PST
If I could run all day today, I would.
Don't worry
I'll be back later today for a long session
Occasional reminder that QMs should be grateful for their players. Or most of them, if they have many.
>>26006558
And players should be grateful for QMs.
Occasional reminder that your players are a bunch of retards.
No exceptions.
>>26006558
I have no idea why they are reading my shlock.
>>26006584
And everyone should be grateful for RITS.
>>26006591
And 1liner.
>>26006586
>a pack of bumbling retards
FTFY
Daily reminder that QMs and players are friends who have good fun together
>>26006614
This desu sempai.
>>26006614
I like this point. I wish it was true.
>>26006614
kek
I have no idea why 11-57 is still hasn't died yet.
>>26006599
>only a few retards
FTFY
>>26006614
Define "fun".
>>26006634
For the oxford dictionnary:
Enjoyment, amusement, or light-hearted pleasure
>>26006634
being retarded
So last thread we talked about bats and JAD.
This thread we call each other retards.
Maybe next thread we can start nyxposting.
>>26006666
FUCK YOU
>>26006666
>start nyxposting
Not happening m8.
>>26006666
Super Satan pls.
>>26006679
Are you sure? Have you seen the first fifty or so posts of this thread? It's only a matter of time, this general is going down in flames.
>>26006666
Good try Satan.
>>26006666
all hope is lost
>>26006666
nice try reddit
>>26006666
No, fuck that shit. That would fucking kill me. When this thread dies I'm leaving CYOA forever and I won't be back until tomorrow at the very earliest. Maybe a bit sooner if the super satan get turns out to be wrong. I don't know. Fuck it. I hate you all.
>>26006698
Nice oc. Reminds me of Velvet
>>26006761
She is from the official comic- oh, you're right.
>>26006736
Nice pasta.
>>26006736
And now /cyoag/ has it's pasta.
We are truly becoming a cancer.
>>26006850
>forgetting the panzer rant
>>26006850
THREE out of every FIVE
>>26006850
We've had a pasta since summer
>>26006850
>what is panzer pasta
newfag please
>>26006850
The mind, frankly, boggles.
Picarto still hates me. Can somebody explain why?I already tried different names and joining different streams, it just doesn't want to obey me.
>>26006939
Ur banned lel
If you could improve one thing about your favorite CYOA, what would it be?
>>25996685
Urban's starting a bit early
>>26006598
This is STILL a meme?
Guys, let it die
>>26007083
Update times
>>26007083
Colored art in Colt Quest. B&W is nice, but some of the art would look really great in color.
>>26006974
welp
>>26007109
:^)
>>26006939
did you activate showing nsfw content?
>>26007154
There is a Yes or No thingy, I click yes.
>>26007083
>>26007112
This this thisity this.
>>26007147
That does not answer my question, you moron
>>26007083
NPCs and MC with more personality and more character interactions.
>>26007256
Shooting Stars?
>>26007274
Not really.Threshold
New thread when?
>>26006850
>we are truly becoming a cancer
We weren't already by this point?
>>26007406
We were cancer, when "dank memes" became a "semi-ironical" thing here.
>>26007112
Hijacker already said he'd be back tonight
Stahp
Even my fucking phone doesn't want to cooperate when it comes to picarto. I feel an urge to shoot everything technological around me. Or to draw something again. Jesus fuck.
>>26006939
what exactly is the problem? You cant join the chat as a guest?
>>26007464
>implying butts is my favourite
Panzer said he would be back this friday though so thats something
>>26007572
Yes. No matter which stream I try and which name I use.
>>26007284I'll see what I can do.
Bitch Simulator 2016 is live again!
>>26007582
>>26007587
so you type in your name, click submit.
Do you then get the green box that says 'click here to confirm your username' over the place you typed your name?
>>26007624
Yes. I click it and it does not work, as if it ignores orders. If I click it more than once, it only underlines whole text.
>>26007613
>Bitch Simulator 2016
I didn't know Holiday was a self insert
>>26007660
do you have noscript?
have you tried a different browser?
>>26007714
I do no have noscript. Internet Explored does not work, I don't have any other browser.
>>26007777
If you can try to get chrome.
>>26007777
>>26007714
I have 4chanx thought, if it matters.
>>26007785
It still does not work.Sounds like a curse.
>>26007785
Firefox?
>>26007777
>no one checks these
>>26007899
That's because these numbers lack the charm. Yours are better.
>>26007875
I use it regularly, even I know Explorer is shit.
Tiny poner adventures to be hadhttps://picarto.tv/HappyHorseAdventures
>>26007550
My phone won't do picarto either. What specific problem are you having? Do you have an account?
>>26008041
I cannot set username for a guest and join the chat, both from laptop and phone. It is not a problem regarding just one stream, whole site stands against me.
>>26008063
Try making an account. I had the same problem. The site kept doing something weird when I tried to enter a guest name.
>>26008112
I don't think this is going to work. It does not want disposable email.
Okay, I tried another disposable email and I got a code.
A fucking code. I cannot read shit, nor find confirmation link.
Killing self would be easier than this shit.
>>26008244
Why not give up and just make a thread instead?
It's over. I did it. You can genounely laugh at me and I won't be md in the slightest.
>>26008292
how?
>>26008298
I found key sentences to manually activate account among the fucking code I got in the mail. I was born too early to do this shit.
>>26008279
I'm still stuck at writing OP.
>>26007613I finished those revised files and they are in the DEV folder, some of them you may need to look over yourself, there is a Notes.txt in there with the files that describes any changes made and some other info.
I Also "fixed" the scroll system, so unless you wanted everything to fit on one page for style reasons or so you could screenshot and post in the thread it's no longer necessary.
We can use the revised files or your originals, it doesn't make a difference now.
Check them whenever but tell me when your done, either by email or here.
I can't post on 4chan from my PC and I have no idea why. Help?
>>26008550
Did you try pressing the post button?
>>26008550
Install arch or gentoo
FIFY
Was there a questsupportedwith traditional art yet? If so, how did that work out
>>26008643
ColtQuest did a few traditional updates before when he was away from the computer or something.
>>26008663
And a full traditional one?
>>26008392Looks great so far, but what's the link to see it like an actual Threshold file again? I only have the main Dropbox file's page marked on this new computer.
>>26008690
Long Name uses only colored pencil sketches.
>>26008755
It's funny because it's true.
>>26008696
The dropbox site link? That doesn't exist anymore since we moved everything to amm's server, but I can probably set it back up if you want to see how they look before they're uploaded, otherwise you'll have to wait for amm to update the server files and I don't know how long that'll be.
>>26008786
Okay, no, I don't mind waiting. I just thought I might have lost the link again.
>>26008878
Oh, I already had it partially set up from testing yesterday, so I just uploaded the rest it.
I stuck a Debug site link at the top of the Notes.txt that's with the revised files if you want to look anyway.
So the revised files are all ok then? You just want to leave the stuff that's on second pages as is?
>>26009116
M&M
>>26008786
>>26008878
The direct link to the database is
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/threshold_db/
It is also embedded as a tab on the main Threshold page. Pic related.
I get notifications when the DATA folder is updated, so if I'm on this machine it'll be updated pretty much immediately.
>>26009378
Did you update the anomaly files already? They haven't been moved to the proper folder yet.
Also I meant to mention that 1799's file was misnamed as 1779 so that needs to be deleted.
>>26008959
>>26009378
Yeah the edits are all fine. I'm just amused by the irony of spending so much time editing the files to make them longer only to have them come out too long to fit on one page.
Oh well, I guess if it's functional it's not a problem. And now I can make files as long as they need to be. Thanks a ton, guys. I'll try to upload new anomalies periodically. They might come in handy duringthe final day.
>>26009466
Yeah, I updated that early this time. Everything currently reflects the DATA dropbox folder.
>>26009500
Have fun.
>>26009500
The undefined.xml in data is empty and can be used as a template, if you want anything changed or need help you should be able to get our emails through dropbox, or you could contact Amm through his site or just mention it here in the thread.
As promised in the club.
>>26009992
Scorpones a cute
>>26009992
Those are some cute little buggers if I've ever seen them.
Thanks a whole lot, Gimpanon.
>>26009992
>Easy making a ton of fire scorpions
>didn't realize what all that built up scorpion magic would do
>>26009992
Gimp is improving.
>>26009992
Are you a fellow linuxfag?
>>26010254
no
Why
>>26010265
Just curious.
Gimp runs natively on linux and most of the gimpfags I know use linux, so I thought you used it as well.
Star Wars CYOA when?
>>26010335
>"Trust in the force, anon"
>the force is literally tens of anons clamoring to masturbate
>>26010358
>>26011021
JADs back up soon so try not creating a shit storm about it.
>>26011077
>announcing it here
>>26011077
>>26011111
Checked. Also JAD is shit.
Colt Quest is active.
>>25984187
>>26011077
>Not just announcing it when it's actually fucking up
>>26011510
butts is live
>>26011535
Eugenics
>no rocketeer
>no GC
>no break quest
WEW
EW
W
>>26012277
2016 off to a flying start.
>>26012277
>GCucks
>>26012407
>people really thought she would continue
>people truly believed she would come back after she said she would
Whatever happened to Ground zero?
>>26012566
Dead because he a shit.
>>26012566
Come into the secret club and ask sloth yourself
>>26012566tommorow
ayo so hol up
>>26013474
Aww, why did you do that. We were on page nine. We were almost free.
>>26013512
nope anon, the bantz will keep going foever
>>26013512
>>26013512
Only the dead shall know peace from this nightmare...
http://i.imgur.com/2WouQ6Z.png
>>26013835
Context pls
>>26013840
in stream
wanted to do a test run of a cyoa I wanted to kill a day with
amm suggested a squidpony
then hero suggested that it cum ink
the rest is history.
>>26013835
>ripping off splatoon now.
oh Hijacker, is there anything you wont copy?
>>26013844
incidentally I figured out what to do with her tail
>>26013960
That's an...interesting cutie mark.
>>26014053
Hero said her special talent is resuing drowning sailorsby/and fucking them
>>26014074
Get it right. 'And then having her way with them'.
>>26014078
Yes of course
Guys, listen here. This might sound crazy, but what if we tried not to circle-jerk in the next thread? Or try to keep it to a minimum.
>>26013835
>>26013844
>>26013960
>>26014074
>le epik secret klub circle-jerking
fuck off back to your containment stream.
>>26014219
>denying lewds
>ever
For what purpose, anon
>>26014230
>implying Hijacker doesn't post all his lewds on Tumblr like the dirty slut he is.
>>26014219
The idea that someone shouldn't post if they go to the streams is hilarious. Yes, 'contain' all of the QMs away from us!
>>26014246
It isnt even CYOA related.
Just because a QM drew it doesn't mean they can post any shit they want here.
>>26014245
>it has to stay HERE
>THEY can't have it!
>MINE MINE MINE
who's the secret club?
>>26014251
He was doing a short test of a cyoa idea he had actually. Regardless, I was making fun of the 'containment stream' phrasing.
>>26014254
You are on the internet.
Lewds are not hard to find.
>>26014251
Actually Squidponi was used for a quick cyoa test run that was done live in stream.
Technically cyoa related.
>>26014266
>in stream
yeah so keep it in the stream.
>>26014270
>the goalposts have shifted
So Hijacker's updates today shouldn't have been posted because they were drawn during a stream? You should really explain your logic better.
Is it
>Everything that is done in the stream should stay in the stream
Which excludes a ton of updates and fanart
or is it
>Non-cyoa related stuff shouldn't be posted in /cyoa/
Which means the squidpony is included?
>>26014284
Except those updates are for CYOA's on this board.
coming here and circle jerking the shit you did on stream with your shitpony going "lul stream said squid should cum ink so epik" Is shitty and should fuck off.
>>26014300
And that was done for a potential cyoa on this board. Your ill defined logic just doesn't make sense. And that's not even going into the term circle-jerking that you don't seem to understand. If you dislike the streams and just want to gripe about something you can admit it.
>>26014317
>secret club is not a huge Circle-Jerk
WEW LAD!
>>26014322
Now if only I had said that. Sadly you continue to fail in whatever you're trying to say.
>>26014322
I'll never understand this meme
>>26014331
>literally a stream full of QM's jerking each other off
>Not a circle-Jerk.
