>"I've been in this position for two hours straight
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>"I've been in this position for two hours straight and not a single guy has noticed."
>"I think it's caused something horrible to happen to my back."
>"Why won't anyone notice me!? What's that rainbow-haired bitch have that I don't!?"
I want to bust inside Lightning Dust
>>25990836
Friends
A fanbase
>>25990836
You're not cooler enough
>>25990836
You do not own my body
>>25990836
That's not how it works, Miss Dust. This is almost as bad as Chris Chan's "attraction sign". No, you're supposed to seduce stallions on a personal one-to-one basis.
>>25990836
>"Hey Anon, could you help me out here? My back is stuck like this."
>Wordlessly, you step up behind her, unzip your dick, use her, finish, zip back up and leave
>"Anon? Dammit. Oh! Big Mac, can you- wait- Caramel! How about helping me- fuck's sake, will one of you stick around long enough to help me out here?!"
>>25990836
She's 20% cooler
>>25991256
Don't just bump her, Anon, help her out!
>>25990836
A dick
>>25990836
Look at this. Can you see it?
>>25990836
>Implying I wouldn't dive right in
