In this thread, follow anon, a human-turned-colt who has found himself in Equestria, adopted as the son of none other than Discord, spirit of chaos.
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Erf
http://pastebin.com/u/Erf1111
Laskvurel (The writer formerly known as George)
http://pastebin.com/D0wLPdkt
Hoers
http://pastebin.com/SiZ1QV12
>>25922298
fuckoff
sage
>>25922302
Thanks for the OP
>>25922298
hey look my name is up there
either way, seems like my posting ability is fixed for the most part. i'll post everything i wrote here in a bit.
fug
I'm liking the Chryssi/Anon bonding time.
bump of dumbfuckerfy
>>25922298
Going to continue writing tomorrow.
>>25924538
we are waiting.
also internet is still blocked and i don't know why since it was working this morning. whatever. updates still confined to pastebin.
>>25924682
alright keep it coming XD
>>25924824
ecks dee
>10
>>25924682
What's the exact problem with your pastebin m8?
So Hoers can't post on 4chan or what is happening?
>>25924682
oh fuck is this THE hoers?
the one that started writing in the very first thread and just died?
>>25927358
The very same, but somehow his IP decided to fuck him in the ass and not let him post or something
>>25927358
soy yo, Hoers! it's a pleasure.
>>25927373
yeah 4chan apparently didn't ban my ip. they banned my entire ISP. because some asshole decided to use it for bad reasons. so now i'm with a buddy and his internet is not blocked. that's kinda how i'm handling it but not at the same time.
>>25927035
no problem with my pastebin. just can't post here. i have a short time right now that i could post, but i'm currently with a friend who kinda helped me get to where i am with my life. priorities, friends.
>>25927884
Your friend is areal nigga, why not posting on pastebin and then copy paste that here
>>25927884
agreed, it seems like the same shit that happened with my phone when i couldn't post for three whole months. that's some shit.
>>25921675
>Chrysalis was being very forthcoming with this information. with nary a look of hesitation or deception. "I can only reproduce if I have a proper level of nutrition within my body. when I generate a clutch of eggs. the inside of each egg is lined with physical love so that my little darlings can feast. And once the love is no more, if they are strong enough. They will break out of the egg, and be ready to serve me. As for how long we live....I don't know a single changeling that has yet perished due to old age,"
>Christ, that's a long fucking time.
"I-I see...well, I already know changelings think independently from you. So, how about this? How does the whole "love feed" work. I notice you just don't tear it away from ponies. But instead just feed off the emotion itself when they are feeling it."
>Chrysalis smiled at you, it wasn't evil or false. But genuine. "That's correct. the love energy we feed off of is from the emotion itself. The more a pony feels love, the more potent and nutritious it is to a changeling. It even gives us power. Though, there are ways to force love. Sometimes we can forcibly drain it from a host who is not expressing love, but that is for desperate times. And other times it is through me, when I put them under my power."
>Chrysalis looks at you with glowing green eyes "you know Anon, if you just gave in. I could bring you a pleasure you'd never get from a mare."
>ogh, her eyes always looked nice when they glowed. And the maid outfit didn't help. This time, you couldn't help but feel a little unnaturally closer to her. But nothing a hard smack to the head couldn't fix.
>You smack yourself with your hoof to make sure you keep your senses. Then look at Chrysalis with a "...don't do that" expression.
"Don't even, I'm no one's pawn..."
>Then you started to feel a little.....under the weather in a different sense.
"...even if the queen is sort of hot."
>>25928653
>"...even if the queen is sort of hot."
kek
>>25928653
ERF OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
>>25928729
+1
>>25928629
basically what's happening to me. just says my isp is blocked.
>>25928411
yes. yes he is. helped me get my place.
>>25928653
>Chrysalis loomed ever closer, her eyes glowing as she gently put her hoof under your neck and began to rub. " "Hot" Enough to serve me?"
>Fuck, no no no no no no no. You go to smack yourself again. But Chrysalisquickly moves her hoof right to the side of yours. Blocking it. "Don't hit your face Anon, it doesn't look to bad. It'd be a shame if you did any harm to it."
>ohhhhhh, is this how Shining Armor felt when under her power? You found her more and more alluring the more you looked at her. It was getting harder to resist.
"...don't..come on..."
>"It'll be alright Anon, just relax, I won't harm you. If you give in, I'll do everything in my power to bring you happiness. Trust in me, and give me your nutritious love."
>...ogh, you felt like this could be your only chance....for some reason. You felt you could become hers....for some reason. She was taking advantage of your perversions.
"....m-my q-q..."
>"Say it..." Chrysalis gave you the most seductive look she could muster "Call me your queen...tell me you love me..."
"M-my.....FSDDFDFSDFD"
>You leaned up to try to kiss her, and instead puke all over her face from your sickness. Immediately breaking her spell as you come to your senses.
>Chrysalis takes her hoof to gather a chunk of your puke to throw it off her face Looking at you with quiet fury.
>you hold your head, gathering your thoughts. You didn't even really know that you were in a trance. The deeper you went in, the foggier the memory was.
"ugh, stupid sickness. I think I blanked out for a moment..."
>You look over to Chrysalis, you could see some of the gunk on her face. But you weren't sure how it got there.
"What's all that stuff?"
>>25928930
not gonna lie erf was hoping anon would overpower chryssi and make her stop that way
>>25929020
like in a rapey way
>>25928930
Oh god, puking on Chryssi, priceless!
Though Anon being corruptible is a very scary reality.
I wonder what Anon would be like if he was Discorded....
>>25929105
>>25928930
what happens if anons is dscorded and chryssied
>>25928930
>Chrysalis grumbled, but she remarkably holds her anger and rage back. She knew she'd just be wasting energy over another pointless argument. If she could tear you apart right now though, she'd certainly give you at least a thrashing. "...it's nothing. Let's just continue where we left off...."
>But you were really curious. Was that a secretion to bathe herself in? or something? Because it smelled pretty foul.
"Well, I think we left off on how you feed off love,...I want to ask about what you mean by "force" the love out of somepony. But, that gunk. What's it for?"
>Chrysalis snapped at you "I SAID IT'S NOTHING!"
>woah geez.
"Alright, alright. yikes. Didn't know that kind of stuff was personal."
>"hmph" Chrysalis wasn't used to to this. She lived in what she would call "better conditions" for so long that these kinds of shenanigans were beneath her. Now she would have to get used to them, however way she could. "Anyway..everypony, as far as I know, is capable of producing love. And if they are not producing love at the time of need. We can strip them of it right from the source. Unfortunately for us. If we are already low on food, then this is actually detrimental. As the pony we strip the love from takes a very long time to recover. And if that's all we have, then well, it doesn't do us much good."
>you still felt a little cloudy in the head, but you memorized her words as best you could.
"Ok, but what about lust? You said you could feed off that too right?"
>>25929105
>>25929132
that'd be interesting to explore. I imagine being Discorded would warp his entire human nature into either something more sinister or being turned into kindergarten show tier nice.
>>25929105
Seconded
>>25929313
Well since getting discorded as far as I understand basically makes you into your exact opposite. What if anon becomes the Boss, like the actual Big Boss when he turned to the dark side. A lone and manipulative shadowy figure, the kind that you don't want to mess with. And one that lust for revenge against his "dad"
>>25929382
>>25929313
While not our dear Big Boss, I agree in some extent. Anon is a manchildren, but his heart is in the right place, discording him would make anon the opposite of what he is, and that is probably an actual human adult, one that is a complete manipulative asshole.
The kind of asshole that would take advantage of the naive ponies and their cartoon logic in a lot of terrible ways or to fullfil some ideal he has so. He would be more in like with Skull Face, even the lack of actual justification to do his assholish shit
>>25929278
>Chrysalis nodded "Yes, but there is no nutrition in it. We could only survive on lust for only so long. That's why I'm a master at getting the food we need. Coaxing a pony into loving me. It's just a matter of the right form and flattering persuasion" Chrysalis chuckled to herself "And I do mean it when I call myself a master, you may always bring up the fact that I lost in Canterlot. But the fact that I even fooled the "Great" Princess Celestia and defeated her is a testament of how skilled I really am"
>or more how dumb the ponies were being. But for once, you wouldn't argue that point. You needed as much information as you could gather.
"That you did, that you did...hrn. What about that stuff you and your hive produces. that green stuff?"
>"Green stuff? Ahh yes, that is a substance all changelings can produce. We use it to create a protective barrier around our eggs. Or to seal up beings we plan to harvest for love later. It depends really."
"and your mane? is that really hair, or is it something else?"
>"My mane? ahh.hmm..Believe it or not. I actually have no idea what it is, but it adds to my regal perfection. Now then..."
>Chrysalis wanted to give you some information, rather than answer a question.
>>25929653
>"My mane? ahh.hmm..Believe it or not. I actually have no idea what it is, but it adds to my regal perfection. Now then..."
Wat
>>25929653
>"One thing I want you to write in your report.is about me. Now pay attention carefully Anon, because this is important. As queen, it is my duty to make sure my entire hive is well cared for. To make the most important of decisions. And to make sure I never lose a single drone in any battle. Many may see me as some sort of cowardly brute. But I am not, how many creatures do you know of that has a leader go into the heart of the enemy? My hive is brave because I am brave. My hive is loyal because I am always the first one into the fray. And that, is something I want to be known and respected. And before you ask why. It's because if I somehow never truly escape this place. Then I don't want my race going down in history as a bunch of cowardly wimps. Do you understand me?"
>You thought about that. You could be a dick and write it that she sucked. But, she really did go in first. She kidnapped Cadence, she kept Shining at bay, she put herself in the most danger and nearly won. That does indeed take balls. It was actually respectable.
"I understand. And you can trust me, you'd be surprised how many leaders back in my world just sit on their butts a million miles away where the real fighting is going on."
>"Your world?" Chrysalis became intrigued "Ahh yes, your world. You wouldn't mind telling me a little bit about it, would you Anon? Or are all humans like you? and not worth my time"
>Not worth her time? heh, despite you doing her the favor of writing your report accurately to her words. You weren't just about to take the insinuation that you were pathetic.
>"I'd rather not go through a long explanation on how my world is. I'll use my horn on another day to show you this really nice documentary titled "Starship Troopers". I think you'll like it."
>"Starship Troopers? I don't know what a starship is, but if it's about troopers, then I assume this is a war documentary?"
>You nod
>>25929850
I'm not perfect. though, looking at how I wrote it. I should change it to "I don't know what it's actually made of"
>>25929879
I'm.
So.
FUCKING!
READY!!
>>25929879
>did i seriously grentext Anon's words? fuck..gotta remmeber to fix that.
>>25929953
You did, but we could tell who was talking.
Many lulz will occur if we ever get that movie night.
>>25929879
>"Then I suppose that will suffice, It'll either be interesting or terribly boring to see how a human conducts themselves in combat. Is it about any particular battle? Or just an overview on their war tactics?"
>oh hohoho...oh ho...this would be sweet.
"Just a particular war. But I don't want to spoil anything. It's a really really good documentary, trust me, you'll love it."
>Chrysalis was skeptical, but she decided to keep an open mind due to not knowing what humans were really capable of. "We'll see, but if you're not going to tell me any details. Then I expect to be floored by what I see"
>You hold back a smirk. Didn't want to let her on on anything.
"Trust me, you'll be more than floored, it's really that good."
>"Better not try to get me too excited Anon, because if I'm disappointed. I'll make sure to make you VERY aware on how inane human battle tactics really are compared to us changelings. I'll make you ashamed to have been known as a human."
>oh boy, wait till she sees how vicious the bugs are in the movie. and the weapons the humans employ. She'll be wishing every night for humans to hopefully never come en mass to Equestria.
"We'll see, anyway. I think I got everything I need for my homework. Thank you"
>You actually genuinely thank her for the information. It was going to make writing two pages worth of information much easier.. Especially since she taught you to actually write better, right there, right then.
>Chrysalis wouldn't accept a "Thank you" though. She didn't want to be seen as "kind".
>"Don't thank me Anon, I did this for myself. It just required me using you to make sure Equestria has an actual historical record of my kind."
>You didn't want to burst her bubble. But you were pretty sure no one was going to take your paper too seriously. Considering it's just homework. You'd let her have her cute delusion.
>So you took pencil in mouth, and began to write.
>>25930126
gimme a moment guys. taking medicine, feeling ill.
>>25930361
What are you diseased with, dear writefag?
>>25930361
so whens the starship troopers chapter
probably in like 6 months at this rate, right? :^)
>>25930475
ha, probably.
>>25930442
it seems i caught my sister's bug. fucking shit
>>25930548
confirmed erf = anon from story
>>25930613
Mind = blown
>>25930548
>>25930613
>my sister's bug
ayy
>>25930750
Hang on a minute... there we go, fixed it.
Much better.
>>25930750
kek!
>>25930613
>>25930750
huh...didn't realize my wording...
>>25930988
It was subconscious babe
>>25929879
Fuck, I really want tgat to happen now
>>25930988
ERF IS OUR VESSEL
HE SHALL BE THE CHOSEN ONE TO WALK INTO THE LAND OF PASTEL PONES AND BE THE ANON WE ALL WISH TO BE
ERF IS ANON
erf where did you go
did you fucking die holy shit dont die erf
ERF? EEEEEEEEEERF
g'day.
as far as i can see, things are fixed, but that's been fluctuating as i can tell (banned, not banned, banned, hfuidsanhfiudsaif). either way, i'll be writing and hopefully posting a little later.
>>25934139
Let's hope for the best m8
>>25933804
Relax, i had a puking spell last night and just plopped to bed. Still sick but what ya gonna do? Winter suuuuuuucks
>>25934334
>Relax, i had a puking spell last night
Are you sure you weren't getting mind seduced by that sister bug thing?
>>25934334
>>25934353
Very suspicious.
>>25934517
Maybe Erf really fell for her sister's bug
>>25934353
>>25935097
I'll let you guys know when i see talking horses
>>25935559
Soon.....soon
>>25935559
prepare to wake up to this
>>25935559
What if you see talking bugs instead
Anyone got some tricks to help with coming up with ideas. I'm halfway through this section and I have no idea what to write.
>>25937471
watch movies, play vidya, read somethig. Stop doing the writting for a moment and do something else, it will help you to liberate stress
>>25929879
I actually saw the movie today. It would be either terrifying for Chrysalis or she would laugh her ass at how one dimensional the characters are. But I guess that in ponytopia there are no black humor, so the satire that the movie has would actually come off as true to roachbelly, and humans would be portrayed as having the mentality of LET'S ALL GO TO WAR AND LET'S ALL DIE!
>>25929879
Movie night with Chryssi, this sounds great
>>25930126
Why stop at one movie Erf, when you can summon a whole entire movie marathon that makes Chrysalis feel pathetic when compared to the human race.
>>25939091
I have an idea, why not everyone writes a little green of the movie night. With different movies
>>25939283
good idea anon
>>25939283
that sounds like a fantastic idea. but my posting has been.. rather spotty, as can be seen. let's wait for erfborn confirmation.
>>25939283
that's a fucking fantastic ideathen i can steal somebody's green for a chapter and call it my own
>>25938122
I imagine the same thing, dubs confirm
>>25936853
u-unf
So uh, should everyone say the movie they want to do so there aren't two greens about the same movie?
someone has to do froest gump
>>25939969
calling hannibal
>>25939969
dibs on blue monkey avatar
>>25939969
Dibs on The Thing
Yay, my idea actually was liked
>>25940313
>>25940276
>>25940223
>>25940209
well then, while you guys don on that. i'm gonna write
O-ok I will give it a shot, I'm the thing guy, just... give me a few moments to iron out the details on my head
>>25930126
>You had to put a lot more focus into writing with your mouth than you ever did with your hands. With every letter you had to think of to write down, your mind wanted to trail off more and more. It was slower, required more effort, and was just fucking boring. Dammit, you hate homework.
>You could probably just use your horn in the morning to zap the report complete, but the writing might not match up. Heck, you had to look at your schoolwork after all this. To see how it syncs up with Discord's work.
>Chrysalis could see you were still struggling, but she didn't pay it any mind. In fact, she was avoiding bothering you. But everytime she glanced at you, she would look annoyed within a few seconds, maybe it was because you were slow? Or maybe because she thinks your writing is still bad. You'd ask, but you didn't want to lose focus.
>Chrysalis walked over to the window to peer outside "..Pure emptiness..how anypony could live in this realm is a miracle..." She was speaking to herself. She curved her head slightly to look over to what you were writing. "hrnn...decent..." She then started looking through your dresser, she finds the tin of cards the fillies gave you. And starts to look through them. "Power Ponies....hmph,"
>She was so bored.
>The fact she was going through your things made you a little anxious, you were constantly shifting your eyes between her and your paper. Dammit, does she not understand boundaries. You didn't care that much about the cards. But the fillies went through so much trouble collecting them for you. You didn't want a single one ruined.
".....what are you doing?"
>You ask, putting the pencil down so you can observe her.
>"I'm bored Anon, and I'm letting you focus on your work. Why do you even have these cards? I doubt you've been here long enough to read all the comics. In fact...You don't have a single one. Do you? Pathetic."
>Pathetic? wut?
"What do you mean "Pathetic"? Are you saying i'm terrible for NOT having the comics?"
>"So, anonymous I thought that the horn did exactly what your thoughts ordered to do, am I expected to believe that you are actually just bluff and your mind is just an empty husk? Because me and my have been waiting long enough"
"nnnng... give me a moment Chrysalis, I'm thinking on actually what I want to bring in, remember, we don't know if this is actually going to work, and if it does, if there's a limit, this may be the first and last time that I'll be able to bring something from my world"
>It all started some days ago, when you promised Chrysalis to show her "recordings" from your world. In reality it was the only way for her to agree to watch some movies with you.
>It's not like you actually needed her for that, she's trapped in your house. Papa Discord takes good care of that, it's just that... well, watching a lot of movies alone kinda sucks, and you thought that this would be useful as a bonding moment with the changelings.
>But now maybe, just maybe you could use the horn to bring yourself some goodies that aren't just movies, maybe...
>SMACK
"OW, WHAT WAS THAT FOR"
>Chrysalis looks at you with a stoic face, trying to hide her obvious frustration at your ineptitude to focus
>"I expect you to pay full attetion when I speak to you. As I was saying, there's no need to worry, if the horn doesn't work then we can think of something else to do... like knowing what's the limit of pain you have to endure before the shield acts. And if it works, I don't see a reason on why that bufoon of Discord would stop you from bringing things from your world, it's not like he would care as long as you don't make him lood bad, does he?
>Well shit, she has a point
"Well shit, you have a point"
>"Of course I do, so anonymous, what recordings are you gonna bring from your world?
>>25940819
Oh fuck, erf started posting, I don't know, should I continue? I well, I thought it would be nice to lay some common ground for everyone, so it would be easier to start a new little green
>>25940834
just do it, it'll give me something to read while i write. I too am interested in a timeline break off by another Anon. Already got my sandwichs ready
>>25940891
>Already got my sandwichs ready
F-fug ok, but don't know, should I wait for more anons that maybe want to write some little green?
>>25940907
nigga, we are the most unorganized general ever. just do it, they will come. they will see it as i write. Use my power to get people to read, use it, abuse it.
>"Anon what boring movie are we watching".
"we will be watching hannibal the cannibal hehe rhymes"
>"what is a cannibal anon".
>Disgunbgud.jpg
"well chrysalis a cannibal is like a pony turning to another pony and eating them for fun"
>"Anon i told you to stop making up words in order to elicit fear from me".
"Im not making it up just watch the movie and you will see"
30 mins in
>"OH MY GOD ANON WHAT IS HE DOING".
"Oh hes just eating another person no big deal"
>" no big deal NO BIG DEAL HES EATING THEM"
"So some humans do that all the time"
>"A-a-anon do you eat other humans"
"No of course not i prefer to stick with animals and insects.
cont ?
>>25940819
>Well here goes nothing
>You put on the horn and like always, it transforms into the magical tumor that only unicorns have
>Come on anon, be calm, be focused
"Ok, I want a giant TV, a blu-ray player and movies!!!"
>The horn starts glowing with all sorts of light, and a giant beam gets shot towards a wall, causing a giant explosion of smoke
>And just like that, the things you wanted appears before everyone's eyes. A giant ass 4K TV, a blu ray player, and a fuckton of movies.
>Chrysalis and her hive where shocked by the explosion. The mighty Queen actually surprised that it worked
>"W-well, I told you it would work and....hrrrn?... Anon? What are those things?"
>Oh fuck, that's right, they don't know what any of those things are, shit, time to explain.
>After a quick explanation on human tech Chrysalis seems kinda satisfied but still exceptic
>"OK I guess, so what recordings are we gonna see on that machine you call TV?"
"Well, I was thinking on some good ones, but the thing is, we will also need a power source"
>Chrysalis's face now turns into a frustrated as she slaps her hoof in her face
>"Anonymous, I have magic, my entire hive is able to generate magic too, that's not a problem!"
"No you don't get it, we don't have magic in my world, the devices that we need in order to see the mo- errr I mean recordings are powered by electricty"
>"DO YOU PLAY ME BY A FOOL, ELECTRICTY CAN ONLY BE USED ON INDUSTRIAL MACHINERY, IT'S TOO DANGEROUS TO MANIPULATE, EVERYPONY KNOWS THAT"
>oh fuck, seems like your "alien" tech is actually too much for Equestria
"Well, we can Chrysalis, we have been able to do that for over a century, and actually have tons of ways to produce electricty, but that's not the point, the point is that without an electrcity source we are screwed"
>"YOU INCOMPETENT FOOL, NOW WE HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER DAY TO SEE YOUR RECORDINGS"
"Shit"
>>25940772
>"That's exactly what I'm saying. Why would you have merchandise to something you're not even into?"
>what? where does she get off saying that?
"Woah woah woah..mph"
>You cough, you had to try to not react too much. you were still sick.
"ok..ok..so tell me then, what makes you an expert on the comics then?"
>"Nothing, I don't know anything about the comics. But part of being a changeling is pretending to enjoy and like things that are obviously terrible. I at least have an excuse. For you, well, it just makes you look like one of those children that are only into something because the others are into it. Which then goes back into the reason why you are pathetic. Understand?"
>that actually upset you, you didn't have them for those reasons, you had them because they were a gift.
"Or maybe they were given to me as a gift by some friends who like me but didn't know I didn't read the comics. Friends do that you know, they like to be giving."
>Chrysalis continues to sift through the cards. Even going so far as to order them by collection number. "Well then I apologize...it's your friends who are the idiots."
"Hey! Don't say that..."
>You lean up, despite the pain in your stomach, you actually felt a need to protect their actions.
"Haven't you ever gotten anything some somepony just...oh wait. Never mind, I'm walking into such a cliche. Of course you've never received a gift that was genuinely meant for you."
>"No, I haven't. Because there's nothing in this world I'd ever need. Unless of course, it was an entire kingdom. But I'm not so lucky to know a pony that generous."
>>25941027
>"Anon you wouldn't dare try to eat me".
"oh im sure i wouldnt eat a queen"
>"What do you mean anon"
"why eat the one thats most difficult when you can take one from a hive where it wouldn't be missed".
"just 1 insect amoung many"
>"Anon you wouldn't try it you monster"
"Oh why wouldn't I they are just such easy prey with my horni could break their bones and eat them still alive"
>chrysalis seems to be shaking in fear i wonder how she would react if i licked her?
"But i must wonder how you taste"
>"STAY BACK ANON you will not eat me vile creature"
>"I know the barrier will protect me"
"oh will it im wouldn't be bringing you harm just a little nibble come on chryssi be a good nanny you wouldn't let me starve would you.
>"Y-y-you dont scare me anon no creature can be so cruel to simply eat another without remorse or hunger but out of simply want"
"So what about when you do it hmm is it ok for you to feed off another"
>"Thats because i do it out of necessity and i only eat the love not their bodies"
"Whats the difference one does it to survive the other to feel flesh and bone crack between their teeth to see life drain from another beings eyes"
>>25940819
>>Well shit, she has a point
>"Well shit, you have a point"
Well shit, she has a point.kek
>>25941251
>something about that made you both angry, and yet, made you feel sorry for her.. You knew how cliche you were about to sound. But, you can't make progress without going down familiar roads.
"That's really selfish. Isn't there anything you've ever wanted that wasn't the world? Something small, something you could cherish because it reminds you of a happy memory or an event that meant something to you?"
>Chrysalis continued to organize the cards as she put some serious thought into that question. "hmmmmm... How about a castle that isn't in disrepair and ruin? I'd actually like it if I didn't have to be worried that a step I might take has a possibility of sending me a few floors down."
>ugh, that's still too much.
"I don't think you get it. Just picture this. You're a young little princess queen...bug...changeling. you're parents take you sh-"
>Chrysalis stops you "What?! I seriously hope you aren't making some sort of comparison on how pony parents are like. Because I don't remember if I ever had any. Who knows, I may have ate them."
>oh, just the thought of that made your stomach churn worse than usual.
"ok...fine, how about this then. In all the times you've EVER been other ponies. Have you ever come across an object or song or SOMETHING that you wanted to have, to keep as a memento?"
I'd start writing yet tonight, but sleep is imminent after a day of cleaning. Gotta prepare for the day ahead. It's my birthday, after all.
>>25941442
Happy Almost Berfday!
>>25941172
>One day later
"Ok Chrysalis I'm summoning a generator with enough oil to last a couple months and an UPS"
>"Whatever, let's do this, I'm bored eough of this damned dimension and my hive needs something to be entertained with"
>And just like last time, the things you wished for came true by the magic of the cardboard dildo.
>After some time installing and setting everything, the movie night was ready to go
>"Done. Can we actually watch something now, or your are gonna come up with another stupid thing that you forgot?"
"Nah, we are ready to go"
>Or at least you hope
"Ok so I will ask again, what recordings are we watching?"
>Oh boy, you didn't took much attention of it at first but now that you look at the movies you brought, they were actually a lot of them, probably a couple hundreds
>You approach the movie pile and pick a random movie
"How about this one The phantom men- Holy shit no!"
>Chrysalis was now infuriated by this. In part by the wait and in other because she actually wanted to watch something
>WHAT?! NOW YOU ARE GETTING PICKY?! THAT'S IT WE ARE WATCHING THAT
>Fuck, fuck, not again, you made a vow to never watch those fucking movies again, quick think of something"
"NO! Uh THE MOVIE IS ACTUALLY A KID'S, IT'S NOTHING BUT AN OLD MAN SAYING TO DO GOOD THINGS, A RETARD MAKING FART JOKES AND A KID GOING ON A BAD ADVENTURE!!"
>Well it worked, Chrysalis looks at the movie case with a face mixed with disgust and anger, and just like that, she blast the thing
>you feel like you appreciate Chrysalis more for that, she will never know the evil she destroyed at that moment
>"OK anonymous, pick the recording, and better pick a worthy one this time"
"Alright, alright...geez"
>You scavenge the movies and then you see it
"Oh how about this one"
>"hrrrn?... what is called?"
>"The thing"
>>25941329
>"Anon listen to me if you must eat one of us eat me leave my hive out of this"
>wat.jpg
>she was supposed to be scared not self sacrificing
"HAHAHAH im just fucking with you chrysalis no one is going to get eaten man you guys are lucky im not asian"
>A shin what do shins have to do with you trying to eat my kind"
"No asian it's basically a person who will eat anything that is a animal especially bugs man if i was asian your entire hive would be fried and very tasty right about now"
"so chrysalis wanna watch another movie about us humans I am thinking aliens so you can know about our "human" bugs
should i continue with aliens
>>25941627
Do it. I'm gonna continue on the thing, if you guys want, don't know if you are enjoying my shitty green
>>25941641
is pretty good so far
>>25941442
happy birthday hoers. a home, that's the best present.
>>25941434
>Again, Chrysalis entered deep thought. Trying to think of any particular thing. But then she realized something. "Well, this is a useless line of questioning. You do realize that if I did want a memnto, I could have just taken it while I was actually there, right?"
>But you had a retort for that one.
"What if it was too big to take? Like a record player?"
>"or a castle."
"Right, like a ca-...hey...stop that!"
>Chrysalis chuckled, and then went back to organizing the cards while still speaking to you. "You know Anon, that's a thinking I'd expect out of Twilight Sparkle. Thinking that there has to be a reason, a something, an ANYTHING as to why a being such as myself do the things we do. The thing is, we just do. If you want to call it "evil" then so be it, we're evil. I've long since embraced it"
>She was right, but then. as she said it, it made you realize something as well. Starlight was good now, but she still probably hated Twilight deep inside. all in all,her redemption and her feelings were two different things altogether...and so...
"It's fine if you're evil. But I still want to be your friend...I don't even know why. I, think you're kind of awesome. For a villain."
>Chrysalis stopped organizing the cards from those words. Those words...they didn't click right with her, she looks at you with pure confusion. "What? excuse me to sound like you.." Chrysalis changes her head into yours "But that doesn't make any fucking sense" She then changes her head back to her normal form "That is the correct usage of that word, right?"
>>25941493
>Chrysalis was now intriged by the movie
>"Oh and what's about?"
"It's a horror movie, and it's abo-"
>"Oh please, a horror story? Do you know who you are speaking with? I've lived a lot anonymous and I've seen a lot of things, and also heard those pitty "scary" stories that ponies tell, they always end up defeating the evil with the power of friendship, or the sun or something, and they scary thing is always a pony in a bad disguise"
"Come on chrysalis, give it a chance, besides, this is a human story, we are far different from the ponies, I mean remember, YOU the oh so mighty changeling Queen are in fact, a kids villain"
>Chrysalis actually took offense on that, but her curiosity was more powerful, and so she stood up like a champion, playing her best poker face to not show any damage
>"Alright anon, one chance, but if I'm not scared, I will make sure that you remember the moment your entire species was humilliated by a "kids villain"
>Or the moment the changeling queen cried like a scared 3 year old, but anyways... movie night...yay
"Very well Chrysalis, as I was saying it's a horror movie about a group of scientists finsing an alien life form in Antartica, which is by the way, a continent in my world that is made of pure ice, as I was saying, they encounter this organism that shape shifts into the person it kills"
>"Oh a little rough, but I can relate to it, alright anonymous let's watch it."
"Ok let me put the movie, you call your hive so we can finally watch something"
>after some struggle to actually start the movie because of your horse limbs don't function well with human tech, the tv is finally on, the blu ray is on the player and everything is set for your movie ni-... oh..."
>You turn your little pretty head to watch the entire hive and their queen ready and excited to watch the movie, and... what a sight... it was like the scene at the theatre of Gremlins, but more cute, they even brought their own pop corn... huh
>>25941773
>They... were actually excited about the whole thing, the captain was distributing popcorn and candy, the scrappy little runt was laying at the side of Chrysalis who...actually was shielding him with one of her hooves...almost like a mother would do. Shit, this was something to see, the changeling hive looked like a big family, and it made your heart melt at the sight.
>So, you decide that in the light of the moment, you were gonna go along with their excitement.
"Alright everypony, are you ready for our first movie night!"
>And, they just... stop and stare at you... silently...judgingly.
>"Just start already" some changeling yells in the crowd
>You grumble and push the play button
>You sit with Chrysalis, her now wearing a shit eating grin
>And so... the movie finally starts
I uhhh, let me think about how this will play out
>>25941442
Happy birthday m8
>>25941857
By the way, any suggestion so far?
>>25941986
make them slightly terrified but slightly amused
>>25942021
Dunno, bug pones are from a world where the biggest war is won by the side that has less booboos, and no one actually kills anyone unless they are King Sombra.
>>25942038
this is true
make em scream instead
welp finished watching Hannibal some fukt up shit that is
>>25941857
>And just as the movie starts Chrysalis actually starts confused
>"Anon what's that thing?"
"It's a dog"
>DON'T YOU PLAY WITH M-
>A big shhhhhhhh is heard by the audience, making Chrysalis lower her tone
>"You know what I meant what's that- oh gods!, what are they throwing at that wolf, do they want to kill it?"
>"It's a helicopter Chrysalis, it's a human machine, and the dude throwing the granades is a human. You see that thing on his back, is a human weapon"
>"Oh ok...oh look, more humans, they seem more rational... huh so that's how humans actually look, they a-"
>And then the first big scream by the audience, the major killing the random polish guy... geez, if that got them, then they are in for a ride.
>You look at Chrysalis, her face showing horror and intrigue... man this is gonna be good.
>And so the movie goes on, the air filling with more tension and Chrysalis asking you even more things about the human machinery that is displayed on the movie.
>But is actually after they investigate the other researchers base and the subsequent autopsy when you actually notice how actually scared Chrysalis was
>Horror doesn't even begin to describe the look on her face
>you look back at the changelings, most of the were hiding their bug eyes with their hooves, others looked like they were going to puke.
>You look again at Chrysalis and... awww the scrappy little runt was actually hiding his face on Chrysalis's chest, and she pulling him in.
> But the horror was just going to start and you know it.
>And also the scrappy little runt taking notice on how much scared his "mother" was.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_piYJAGQImc
>Her queen, her mother was being threatened by this device! He wouldn't stand by that!
>The scrappy changeling flies towards the TV filled with determination!
>"I can't stand by this! I'm going to protect my Queen and the hive! I'm gonna-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtgFKdWcKXY
>His courage and determination: gone
>>25941758
>You nod, but you did have an explanation.
"You mean because of how I condemned you, and pretty much any villain? Yeah, it's because I live here now. I got to see what the lives here are like, and I went to assuming that villains really are one dimensional and not worth my time. There's a difference between watching, and living it. By watching,, you know eventually things are going to be ok. And there can be discussions about villains, fanfictions, or even thinking up ways to improve upon their evil and their plans. But now that I live here, I didn't want any part of it anymore. Because anypony,including myself could end up a victim of said plans."
>"So, what you're telling me is. That when you saw things from your world, everything was fine because you weren't personally involved. But now that you're here, you just flip your thinking? Sounds to me like you only care about yourself, since now anything can happen to you."
"Don't,just don't... because the difference between me watching and me being here is that I didn't even know this world was real. I had no idea about the dimensional rifts and idea lines and all of that. Come on, are you telling me you've ever given it a thought that any storybook you may have read might actually be real, but in another dimension?"
>"No, and that's because.....hmmm.." Chrysalis then starts to see your point. But she still had one last argument up her sleeve. "Well, you may have some sort of point. If you were to tell me something like these Power Ponies being real, I'd probably laugh at you and not even find your love worth my time."
"...actually...they do have a world of their own. I'm not sure exactly how it works. But, they exist too."
>Chrysalis didn't know how to reply to that, instead, her mind was running through a million possibilities. "Are you telling me that anything that's fiction could actually be a real world?"
>You nod
>>25942169
aww yis. Nice job having them try to attack the TV. kek
>>25942187
>>Chrysalis didn't know how to reply to that, instead, her mind was running through a million possibilities. "Are you telling me that anything that's fiction could actually be a real world?"
>>You nod
By George, I think she's getting it!
>>25942187
In some world, in an alternate dimention's alternate dimention... Crissi won.
>>25942169
>"RETREAT! REATREAT! EVERYPONY RUN FOR YOUR LIFES"
"Aw come on Chrysalis... Chrysalis?
>Surprinsgly, it wasn't her who gave the order, it was the captain yelling at his brothers and sisters who were fleeing in panic but in their horror they were bumping into each other.
>Holy fuck, did you... routed the changelings?
>You decide to pause the movie, this has gone too far
"Chrysalis, your hive... I think"
>But a closer look to her, she was frozen, her face having an expresion of madness combined with horror
>You come closer and poke her nose
"Chrysalis?"
>"aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!
>Well she snaped out of it
"It's ok, I paused it... geez you guys really got scared for a movie"
>"SCARED? WHAT IN TARTARUS WAS THAT... NO, NOT EVEN TARTARUS CONTAIN CREATURES AS HORRIBLE AS THE BEINGS THAT INHABITS INSIDE THE HUMAN MIND!!"
"Calm down, listen your entire hive panicked and ran away, I'm gonna put something more suitable for you guys"
>You actually felt bad for the poor guys, and you can't actually blame them, their biggest threats are creatures that are well, family friendly. Maybe horror was a bad choice, but you still could save the movie night
>"Suitable for us?"
"Yeah, I mean, its obvious you can't handle this, so let's try something more light heart-"
>"SUITABLE FOR US? DO YOU DARE TO PATRONIZE ME?!?! ME?! THE QUEEN OF THE CHANGELINGS?! THE SCOURGE OF EQUESTRIA?! YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!
>Aw crap, you touched a nerve, a very sensitive one
"Listen, I know this is kinda like a trigger warning for you, but come on, you clearly can't stomach human horror! You were completely horrified!
>Chrysalis now was filled with anger, her entire race humillated by one of these "movies". NO! She would show this little shrimp what the changeling race is capable of
>"Lets finish the movie"
"Come on, you don't have to prove anything"
>"I say, let's FINISH the movie!"
>>25942336
I'm gonna continue this tomorrow, I need some time to think on how to finish this
i cant help but think it would be a lot better if writefags didnt write over one another
>>25942355
Writefag Kombat
Fuck you I don't like Mortal Kombat. I'm an Alpha 3 guy
>>25942382
Killer Instinct Gold was better
>>25942402
You are a fucking casual, m8
>>25942411
How did you figure it out?
>>25942426
Only casuals like KI
>>25942187
"Absolutely, it really could be anything. There's even a possibility of a world where you're super nice and Celestia and Luna are evil."
>Oh god, it was just sinking in that the comics might actually be canon in some other universe. After reflections, you couldn't imagine there being anything worse than that. The only thing worse would be Sombra being brought back to life and some stupid romance plot being thrown in.
>Chrysalis found that intriguing, and horrifying. "A goody two shoes version of me?....I'd rather...I'd rather not talk about this anymore. I think I get it..."
>Even then, she only got it about alternate universes. Not about what you meant on friendship.
"I figure that would brings things in perspective. But I still want to explain my reasoning. Look, if you want to be all big and bad. Fine, I'm not too worried about it because of how the situation is. You can be as evil as you want to be. Want to devise different ways to get revenge. I'm cool with that. But I also, want to try to be your friend."
>Chrysalis found no sense in those words. "Why? I thought you wanted to try to "reform" me. Isn't that the reason you want to befriend me?"
>it was, but maybe it didn't really have to be.
"That was a reason, but maybe someponies just can't be redeemed. Even then, that doesn't mean we can't be friends."
>"And how do you figure that?"
"Because, well. You said it yourself actually. Friends accept eachother for their opinions,and who they are. And although I'll never be evil, I can learn to be your friend despite the fact that you ARE evil."
>Chrysalis narrowed her eyes at you "I didn't say that..."
"Actually you did, you used it to turn my reasoning around. Remember?"
>>25942432
I hope we're talking the same one, the xbone KI was shit.
>>25942346
Good stuff bruh
>>25942471
>Chrysalis tapped her chin "Hmmm, now that you mention it, I do remember saying something like that to make you look the fool. But I didn't seriously mean it."
"Well, whether you meant it or not. I'm gonna take it to heart. And I can start by saying. Thank you, I know I said it before. But really...thank you for helping me with my homework, Without you, I'd probably never get it done. Not on my own."
>Chrysalis could tell you were being truly serious on your thank you, no sarcasm, no hint of deception. Truly genuine, but she still felt you were trying to change her. "Don't do that, you know my reasons for helping you. So you don't need to tell me thank you, I know you're just trying to get me to "soften" up. There's nothing there Anon. Nothing for you at least."
>Well you tried. But if she was going to be that way, then best to leave it be.
>You don't say another word. And go back to your homework. To get it finished up and reread it for errors.
>Chrysalis just stares at you "Well...?"
>Well? Well what?"
>You spit out the pencil.
"Huh? What do you mean "Well"?"
>Chrysalis was getting irritated. "Don't tell me that. I know that you were really just trying to get me to act more "Friendly". There was no reason to thank me otherwise."
>You shrug
"Ok, but I told you that I just wanted to be a friend. It's up to you if you want to accept my thanks or not. Nothing more than that, in anycase. I've got homework to do."
>You go back to writing, and as you do. Chrysalis walks up to you and pushes the lunchbox away to look directly into your eyes. She looked very annoyed. "You don't think I know what you're doing? I am the MASTER of deception. And I know when a pony is trying to deceive me."
>You pull the lunchbox away and prop it back up.
>>25942227
You rang?
>>25922298
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/D0wLPdkt
>You started you walk over to where you recalled she lived but the whole time you feel like a pair of eyes are drilling into the back of your head.
>Near the town hall something bugs you, the feeling of being watched is growing and can no longer be ignored.
>The bushes rustle behind you, so you walk over to check it.
>Whoever or whatever was watching you was here in the bushes.
>You start running up to the bush before making a great leap into the air.
>Whoever was in there was about to get tackled by you.
>However when you meet the shard sticks of the bush you fall straight through; hitting the ground hard.
>By now everyone was looking over at the scene you just now made.
>But you were more stunned by your mistake; you were so sure that something was in the bushes and whatever it was is still out there.
>For now though you need to just carry on; no need to try to attract more attention to yourself.
>You are Martin.
>When you turned to take one last look at the grave it seemed the note has already blown away.
>Didn’t pay it much mind and continued towards your car.
>However the whole time you couldn’t shake this feeling, as if someone was watching from afar.
>Once again it was best to try to shake this off and just focus on getting home.
>However no matter how hard you tried the feeling remained to the point where it was almost certain.
>>25942709
Dawww, I was hoping for more shenanigans. It was getting really interesting.
>>25942336
>>25942346
CONTRACTIONS NIGGA
USE THEM
>>25945076
a-arlright, any other criticism?
>>25945315
one more thing
dont do this '!?!?' or '!!!!' or any variation there of
other than that its not too bad
>>25945489
>25945489
Why not?!?!?
>>25945543
because it reads like a teenage girl blogging on her facebook or twitter or whatever
>>25943685
Theres more. I was planning to write for a few more hours due to a half day of work. Buy 4chan shit the bed.
>>25945931
dont you prewrite erf
>>25945953
nope, don't got the time. in anycase. i booted my comp up for it to be ready when i get home.
I went to bed when 4chan went the shitter. then somehow ended up sleeping from 5 AM to 3:15 PM. It's 3:30 now and today lasts from 4:30 to 10:00 PM. It takes about 30 to 40 minutes to get to work. my usual days are 1:00 PM to 10:00 PM. Central time.
ain't got the time. specially right now. just wanted to post my work schedule to make things more clear for you guys.
savior bump
Happy New Year bump
Bump someone else has to cover for new years because I'm losing it
Thanks for new years I have some more time. I'll try a writing session tomorrow morning. This will be my first time sitting down for over half a hour to write. Usually too many predictable things pop up but I can almost guarantee a disturbance free environment that will hopefully let me write somewhat better.
>>25951515
which is good. because besides still being sick. i'm starting to realize for 120 days i pretty much gave up my free time to write this story. my days consist of
Go to work
Come home
log on to stream for ambience
write story
go to bed
repeat.
it's exhausting sometimes. But of course, I do this to myself
>>25951534How long until you burn yourself out on writing and we never see you again?
>>25951534
Ya, often times my gamer group will call me up to either play something (we all get off at about the same time) or continue game dev planning. My day always seems to be an up and down, I try to balance it out and write when I can but sometimes things don't go as planed. In fact right now I'm about to go pass out.
>>25951534
Well I might speak for most but we greatly appreciate what you are doing. I hope, and hopefully everyone does, that you know we are thankful for your sacrifices to write.
>>25951648
Well said Anon.
>>25951648
I do my best. waiting for theTylenol to kick in. Then I'll write up a little more. Maybe me being sick will end when Anon stops being sick, eh?
>>25942709
"I'm not trying to deceive you. I was being serious. You can be evil and malicious and all that. I don't really care about it anymore. All I'd really like is to try to be your friend. There doesn't need to be a redemption for it to happen. Now...do you mind? I gotta finish this report."
>Chrysalis slapped the lunchbox away. "what do you take me for?! Nopony is willing to be friends with an evil being just like that!"
>You sigh, you were starting to get annoyed yourself
"And you forget I'm not originally a pony. And if I keep fighting to try to redeem you, you're just going to fight back by messing with me. There's no point. So let's just look past our differences ok? We have to live eachother right? You're gonna be my sister soon, right? Does it make sense for us just not to have ANY kind of relationship when that happens?"
>"I don't even think it matters. I think Discord is just doing it to toy with the both of us."
>"The both of us"? Hrn, you never actually gave it too much thought on the effect it'd have on Chrysalis. Just more on yourself. It made you curious.
"Why would it bother you? You get to be out and about and you get to toy with my life as a bonus."
>"Because I don't get to be myself. I actually have to play a part I don't want any part of for the amusement of your "father". No amount of tormenting you can take that away. Didn't you realize this?"
>you didn't..or, not that far. You didn't really think how'd it effect her too much. You tried to come up with a good answer for her. But as you laid silent, she spoke up for you.
"If you wanted to be my friend, you wouldn't be so selfish as to think of how things only effect you."
>Woah...what?! Did she just Friendship lesson you....AGAIN?!
ITS ERF TIME
>>25952177
"ah-...ah...I. Woah...hold on. you're going all over the place. And what do you mean "If I wanted to be friends". I do, but it's hard when you're being all over the place. Especially when you're saying I'm selfish because I didn't think how being my sister would effect you. I mean, I thought it was obvious that you'd get a kick out of messing with me."
>Chrysalis snickers at the though "And I will, but. It's still humiliating, and limits me to acting like a useless child. I'm used to a day of scheming, planning, and sucking the love out of whatever unfortunate fool happens into my lair. So, I'm sure you can understand at least what it's like to be stripped away from something you love. Or did you truly care for nothing in your old world?"
>hmmm, that didn't require deep thought. You didn't even care if it surprised her.
"There's nothing worth going back for. That's all I have to say about that. I'm actually a lot happier here."
>Chrysalis however, wasn't surprised. She knew that was probably the case. She's never ever heard you ever complain about that before. "Of course, what a silly thing for me to ask.....well then..."
>Chrysalis looks directly into your eyes, she started to read you, and read your emotions. "So, are you serious, truly serious in wanting to be my friend despite the fact that I am indeed evil?"
>you sigh, yes, a million times yes.
"Yes Chrysalis, I don't care if your evil. I'd just like to be your friend rather than your enemy. Especially since we're pretty much stuck with eachother anyway."
>Chrysalis walks over to the end of the bed...and something was different...was she..deliberately shaking her ass at you? because she was adding a little swagger to her walk. "...then, do something for me. And I'll put considerable thought in becoming your friend."
>even the way she was climbing on the bed, she took a stretch..u-unf. Your irritation left you, in trade of desire...ohhhhh, if she said to fuck her....maybe...mmaaaybbeee
>>25952474
"it d-depends, I w-won't do anything evil."
>you felt your ill feelings from being sick even subside as she laid at the end of the bed on her side. Looking at you with seductive eyes. "Oh, you needn't do anything evil. All I want to do, is cuddle with you."
>WHHAAAAAAAAT?!
>It's not even the fact that she said that. it was the fact that she went from terribly annoyed to suddenly wanting to cuddle? That doesn't even make any sense. holy shit, what was her reason? Was she going to try to hypnotize you? That doesn't work, you'd never let that happen.
"...why?"
>You said, with much skepticism.
>"I'll be honest with you Anon. I'm very hungry. And I'd leave to go acquire the food Discord had given us. But, the door being locked is a problem. So, if you don't mind. I'd like to cuddle with you as you think gentle and loving thoughts. Is that ok with you?"
>Is she serious?
"Why would I let you feed off me?"
>"Because I need the nourishment. And it's not like it's going to destroy you. You'll be fine, just a little tired. You might even fall asleep? But is that so bad when embraced by the likes of me?"
>She was looking at you with bedroom eyes, you had to look away.
"I-I dunno."
>"It's your choice Anon. You don't have to do it. I won't force you. But it would be appreciated. Especially if your love is delicious. I'll be gentle, like a mother would. It could be the first stage of our bonding. Are you telling me you aren't interested, just a little?"
>you started to sweat, you couldn't just say no.
"But...w-what about my homework?"
>"It'll still be there when we're done.." She pats the bed, near her chitin tummy. "I'll nibble your ear a little."
>you gasped, oh shit. oh shit...what to fucking do...oohh fuck. W-what if she toyed with you..in those ways? Oh god, if you said no. You'd be considered a beta faggot for refusing the queen. But if you said yes, you'd be considered a cuck because there's probably no sex in this. ughhhhhh...
>....ughhhhhhhh
>....fine.
>>25952617
"F-fine...just..just for a little bit though. I'm only doing this because, you know, friendship.."
>Chrysalis giggled "I know it's more than that, but I'll let you keep your delusions. Now come on, put your back against my stomach. And just...relax. Think nothing but your happiest thoughts."
>you stood up, and cautiously walked over to her. The warmth of the bed under your hooves did not help. Were you seriously going to do this?
>You felt this may be a mistake. But fuck, if you go back on it. Then you'd just be a hypocrite. But...she was gonna feed on you. And you were just going to let it happen. oh crap, your life is such a mess sometimes.
>You gulp as you stand in front of her, you point down near her belly.
"J-just lay there? and that's it?"
>Chrysalis nodded
>ok...ok..here we go. Here we go.
>You take a breath,and slip in and put your back against her belly. and as you do, she takes her forelegs and gently holds you close with them, hugging onto you as if you were her child.
>And, despite her legs being tough and hard. She was putting on gentle pressure. as the silky lace of her maid outfit cushioned your backside just a little.
>"See, was that so bad?"
"I guess not, It just feels, kind of weird."
>"What do you mean? I haven't even started feeding yet. Or does the possibility that this might turn into something more excite you?"
>You blush deep, something more?
"U-uh...what do you mean?"
>"You know what I mean, I can already sense it in you" Chrysalis brought you up closer to her chest so your head would be close enough to hers
>she didn't, she couldn't....oh man. But if she did...
"I-I dunno I HMNNNK"
>Chrysalis began to gently nibble on your ear "hush now, and think of only your loving thoughts. I know your in the mood, but do it for me.."
>Chrysalis couldn't believe how easy this was. She knew you were easier than any pony she's ever met or seduced. But this was too much. even for her. It was just way too easy.
>>25952812
lewd....
>>25952812
>she started licking the back of your head gently, she then opened her mouth to suck in any love you were producing. But there was no love, just lust.
>Chrysalis grumbled "Anon...dear.."
>But you were so lost
"uuhm...huh.."
>Chrysalis rolled her eyes "Anon, snap out of it. You're not doing what I told you"
"ahh..what?"
>She wasn't even hypnotizing you. you were just that lost.
>Chrysalis realized you were TOO easy. And too riddled with lust to think more loving thoughts.
>"Anon, let me ask you a question"
>You look up at her, only half snapping to attention.
>"Are all humans so riddled with lust that they can't follow a simple instruction?"
"What instruction?"
>Chrysalis sighed "You're such an idiot, I need you to think of something you love. Don't you care about that moronic pegasus pony?"
"Which one is that?"
>Chrysalis shook her head, annoyed you'd even ask that. "The yellow one"
>Fluttershy? Right..right. You did, and. Oh...yeah. You were supposed to be feeding her your love.
"ok, I see why you're annoyed at me. But can you blame me? I don't usually get to be this close to a girl in a maid outfit."
>"I doubt you ever get close to a girl period. It's so pathetic that I actually feel an urge to help you with that."
>ouch, and after all that confidence you had gathered. She just stuck a pin right in it.
"Hey, I can get any mare I want. They find me cute."
>"And yet you can't because of the age you currently are, and we all know you can be lustful towards a filly either. I can only imagine how frustrating that must be for you. And I can only imagine how terrible it will be for you once you've grown up. If you act like mares like you do towards me, you will never EVER find any love."
>ouch..and yet. It was common sense. You doubted there were any mares that would appreciate you acting like this. Except maybe Diamond Tiara...maybe? Nah, she'd mature up like any other pony. Chrysalis was right, and you had to accept it.
>>25953076
"I know, but hey. It's not like I can't clean up my act. I'm just a little on the perverted side. That's all. It doesn't help when you're in that maid outfit either."
>"Well excuse me, but I don't have a choice in taking it off. So if you want to prove to me that you aren't just looking for a mare's behind. Try to think more genuine loving thoughts."
>ugh, she really wanted the good stuff. You could use Fluttershy...but.
"Ok, but. If I use my love for Fluttershy. Will you feeding off of me just...make me not care about her?"
>Chrysalis shook her head "No, you'll just feel a little empty inside for just a moment or two. It should be fine, I'm sure you're used to it"
>Ouch, that lust you felt for her just drained right out of you.
"You know that's not a very friendly thing to say, right?"
>"And I don't care, I haven't considered you a friend yet. So, can we do this already? I'm tired of being hungry."
>You needed her to promise. A Pinkie Promise, even if she were to break it. a Pinkie Promise might help her think otherwise.
"Fine, I can do it. But I need one tiny thing from you before I let it happen."
>"And what is that?"
"I need you to Pinkie Promise me, that you will seriously consider being my friend after this. I'm not even asking you to be my friend, just..to seriously consider it."
>To Chrysalis, that seemed reasonable enough, it's not like she had to actually do it.
>"I promise"
"No no, Pinkie Promise"
>Chrysalis rolled her eyes "A regular Promise is all you'll get. Don't ask me for things when you've done nothing thus far but ruin my life. Even Discord has done a little to make things more comfortable for me. What have you done?"
>.....nothing.
"Fine, I'll take the regular promise.."
>You snuggle back up with her, your lust for her definitely gone.
>"Good, now then. Let's start the feeding."
>And so you started, reluctant at first. You began to remember Fluttershy through the episodes, with you, and all the kindness and love she brings.
>>25953127
>not thinking of his smug anime waifu
shit/10
its good moar yes.
>>25953127
>Chrysalis shook her head "No, you'll just feel a little empty inside for just a moment or two. It should be fine, I'm sure you're used to it"
Cold ass bug
>>25953127
>Chrysalis could taste it, it surprised her even. Genuine love. She avoided talking to you as she fed. She didn't want to break your train of thought.
>As for you, you could feel her draining you. But it didn't feel too bad, it just made you feel a little more ill than you already were. But besides an upset stomach. It was manageable. But the longer it went on, the more you realized you were losing something else. You know she said you would, but actually feeling like you love Fluttershy less was actually...scaring you.
"H-hey Chrysalis...are you done?"
>"No, keep going. I'll let you know when I've had my fill."
"I don't want to, I don't like what I'm feeling...or starting not to feel."
>You started to squirm
>"Anon, relax. It's only temporary. Don't be such a wimp" She holds you closer, to try to stop you from squirming or escaping.
"Please don't. I'm serious, I don't like this."
>Chrysalis didn't want to listen to you, but as you became uncomfortable. The taste and amount of love she could feed off began to lost it's luster. "Fine...."
>She loosen's her grip, allowing you to crawl away.
>You take a moment to recover, you didn't know how it'd feel to recover. You didn't know how'd you know if you knew the difference in the love you felt or not.
>You said nothing as Chrysalis plopped off the bed. What she was able to take from you would be sufficient. It was better than Smooze love at least. "Relax Anon, I've done this to many a pony. You know about my work at Canterlot, so tell me. Did that fool, Shining Armor, love his wife any less than he did before?"
>No, he loved her just the same. Enough to have a kid apparently.
>>25953512
Wow you're still up? I'm totally falling apart at this point. You're more Mullen
Mulan "I'm make a man out of you" than I could ever be.
>>25953512
"No, he seemed to recover just fine. Enough to even..."
>"DON'T SAY IT! You've already reminded me enough times of that particular day." She knew you were going to mention being defeated by love again. "In anycase. thank you. Your genuine love for the yellow one made for quite a meal."
>You turn to face Chrysalis. You didn't know how to take that. You were surprised she just thanked you. But dammit...you didn't know having your love drained like that would make you feel so...off.
>Chrysalis just stared at you. She thought you would have reacted to her "Thank You". She had a whole second line to add afterwards. But you just sat there. Quiet. "Anon?"
"Yeah? sorry, just not used to this..."
>You sounded stoic. You were cycling through your thoughts. making sure everything worked. Having your love drained like that was different than having your lust drained. It was terrifying. Maybe this was one of the real reasons ponies feared that changelings.
>"You'll get used to it, eventually. Nopony ever loses their love permanently. You have nothing to fear"
"Maybe...but I'd rather not do this again. Not unless it's absolutely necessary."
>"What do you mean necessary? I told you those loss of feelings is temporary. And I need a better food source if I'm going to stay in a good condition."
>You shook your head. You agreed to be drained because she couldn't reach her food source. You won't be a battery.
"No, I did this for you because I wanted you to consider being friends. And because you were hungry and I understood that you need love as food. I won't let you take advantage of me And THAT, wouldn't be friendly if you did do that."
>Chrysalis stood silent for a moment. Sooner or later, she realized that you would have eventually been able to pull a friendship lesson out. She started to consider if a friendship with you was really worth it. She'd be stuck with you. And while she could just fake it. She was a bug who always thought ahead, or tried to at least.
>>25924682
The reason why it's blocked is because you've tripped the Anti Cringe defenses in 126 countries because the cringe you're creating with your story is at toxic levels People just want to protect their kids and old people. Happy New Year.
>>25953639
>She knew that she said she'd consider your friendship. But actually thinking about it. What else could she do. Not having your cooperation would only cause more frustration. WITH your friendship, especially since you said you'd accept her evil ways, meant that you would probably look the other way or sympathize with her more often than if she continued to make enemies with you. No, there was no reason to not be friends with you. It might even get Discord off her back. "You're right, it wouldn't be. I apologize"
"Just because your queen doesn't mean you can do whatever you want, you shou....wait what?"
>Did she just...
"You're actually sorry? Or are you being sarcastic?"
>Chrysalis shook her head "No, I meant it. And thats because I have considered your offer of friendship. And I accept it. No tricks, no sarcasm, and certainly no evil schemes. That's what you wanted, isn't it?"
>you did...but....that was...really goddamn quick.
"...you know it's not about what I want right? it should be something you want."
>"And I do want it. I don't want to fight the same pointless fight with you anymore. It's just a headache"
>Ok...you could say that this was probably some sort of trick. But, even as obvious as it could be. You said you'd accept her evil ways. But....
"You know what, I'm gonna trust you. And I'm going to trust you because this would be the first time we're officially friends. Let me tell you something though, in my world. That alone wouldn't fly in terms of friendship. So, this is a lot of trust i'm putting in you Chrysalis. You got it?"
gonna call it a night here...i overdid it.
>>25953666
>ending a chapter with devil trips.
this is the 4th time i get devil trips doing this...christ.
http://pastebin.com/pB251U23
>>25953675
thx men
>>25922302
>namefag telling people get out
>>25953666
yay for friendship!!! Glorious friendship!!!!
Going to post more of my story later today.
Aw shit, I'm the thing guy, couldn't post shit yesterday, if you want I can finish my little green later today
>>25952617
holy shit he is so weak willed i get secondhand embarrassment just reading his lines
Showing Chryssi starship troopers is all well and good, but I think she'd loveLion King.
>>25956066
You wouldn't cuddle slightly lude Bugpone while she nuzzled and gently nibbled on your pony ear?
>>25956871
*lewd.
Anyway. Its another halfday leading to a full day tomorrow. Funny story. There was postings for allowed unpaid days. So i wanted to take 2 extra days off to do some recovery. Manager said no. And i laughed.
I knew shed say no. Dairy department is extremely shortchanged on workers
>>25956371
What movie would Discord like? I vote for it's a crazy, crazy world
>>25959720
Donnie Darko
>"What fun is there in making sense?"
>>25924448
>>25924485
Amethyst Sorceress Please Go away
Erf if and when we break 200 chapters i promise you i will gift you any game 20 bucks or below I PROMISE THIS
>>25960042
What about sucking his dick
erf if you wanted some games but onyl had 20 bucks what would you want
>>25962131
Bad ratz
>>25962131
dunno. i have over 100 games on steam. So i wouldn't know what iw ant. anyway, hi everyone. gonna start writing
Speaking of steam. What games could we possibly play together. Or if you have a Wii U that culd be nice too
>>25963060
i got splatoon, and xenoblade chronicles X and smash. but like i said. i don't play many games. since i'm usually writing.
>>25963204
Well I could make you gud in splatoon and my lover in sm4sh if ya want
>>25963228
>Gud in Splatoon
I'm B+ right now after losing my A
as for smash. eh.
now if you got mario maker...
https://supermariomakerbookmark.nintendo.net/profile/LuizPrower
here's some levels for you to try
>>25963255
I'm B+ after Rainmaker and my terrible friends made me fall from A+. Let's cry together
>>25960414
I would pay him to let me.
I've been playing the shit out of Mount & Blade.
Really regretting not getting it two years ago.
>>25963255
sorry guys. I fell asleep.
gonna write now
>>25963891
I dunno, maybe you should just go to bed if you're that tired.
>>25963904
maybe, but that won't stop our erf
>>25953666
>Chrysalis nodded "Of course I've got it, It's easy to comprehend."
"Right, course. So...I'm just going to get back to my homework then."
>You were still skeptical. But just leave it be. Accept her friendship, and move on.
"..but if theres anything more you want to talk about. Well, just let me finish and we'll talk. I'm almost done anyway."
>You get re-setup to finish up your homework, and before putting the pencil in your mouth to resume. You noticed Chrysalis hadn't replied or said anything.
"Um, nothing else to say?"
>Chrysalis stretched, leaned back down, and went back to organizing the cards. "No, Like you said. I'll save it until your done. Though, I will check over your work. For accuracy purposes of course."
"Oh, um. Ok. Then I'm just going to finish up then."
>Ok then, she was actually respecting your actions. Good. Yeah.
>You went back to writing. you were just about done, you thought about adding something about what happened in Canterlot. But that may have been too much. Instead, you write out your final thoughts on the second page.
>Your final thoughts? Yeah, you kept it simple yet, for a pony anyway, thought provoking. That you still think changelings could live side by side with ponies if certain conditions are met. As you had time to sit down and think about when Chrysalis was sucking your love from you. You started to think deeply that she wasn't lying when she said it was temporary. Shining Armor did seem to be alright. Would it be bad if they just had rationed times to eat? hmmm..it didn't seem fair since ponies would be able to eat whatever they want. Maybe you shouldn't write this down. No, instead you'll just write out a more simple "And that's my report" Sort of thing. Better to play it safe.
"Done! Haha,"
>As you look over your words, your paper glows a green color as it flies off the back pack and to the front of Chrysalis's eyes. Well damn, she didn't even let you look it over for errors.
>>25964126
>You just stared silently as she mumbled and read through the paper. As she read, you could see a smile forming on her face, then she started giggling. That was weird
"What's the matter? I don't remember writing any jokes in the report. Everything should be accurate to what you said."
>Chrysalis didn't answer at first, she had to stop herself from laughing. It made you wonder what the fuck you wrote to gauge such a reaction.
>"Anon..this...this report. There is nothing childlike about it. Do you realize how suspicious this looks? There's no whimsy, there's no cute, there's barely any errors and very large words. And then that ending comes out of nowhere as to sounding humble and childish. Who are you trying to fool? Your teacher will see this and either suspect you copied this from somewhere or wonder if you had actually been talking to a changeling."
>you sighed. She couldn't possibly be right.
"I don't know if you realize, but it's already kind of known that i'm pretty smart for my "age". She'll probably just think I did some pretty good research."
>"And indeed you did, straight from the queen of the changeling's mouth. Do you really think nopony is going to raise an eyebrow at this?"
"I'm sure my one teacher who will actually be the one reading it might. She'll pull me aside after class, ask about it, I'll tell her some bullcrap, She'll have no way it, and that will be that. It's pretty much how I've handled things so far."
>Chrysalis floats the report back to you "If you say so, don't say I didn't warn you. I'm just trying to be your friend after all."
>You were confident things would be fine. You gently slip the report into your saddlebag. Putting it into your lunchbox as silly as it seems. You lacked a folder or such thing to keep the paper straight.
"It'll be fine. So, what did you think of the report itself? Everything good"
>"It's perfect, which is why I suspect that things might not turn out well for you. Are you sure you won't take my advice?"
>>25964378
*She'll have no way to tell if i'm lying
>>25964378
"I'm sure, I think I got a handle on how things work in Equestria. It'll be no problem."
>You were absolutely sure. As long as your secret wasn't spoiled, nobody would suspect a thing.
>"Hmnnn..We'll see" Chrysalis doesn't remark further as she puts the cards back into the tin. Perfectly organized. "Well then, that takes care of that. And now I'm bored. So I have two choices."
"What is that?"
>"I could either try to strip you of your love to try to excavate some dessert, or we can have a talk about something interesting. Something that I'd actually like to talk about, since you won't be biased...I'd hope."
>.....hrrrrrrrrrnn, Well, knowing her, she was probably serious about the former. So really, you'd take the latter.
"Well, uh. What would you like to talk about?"
>Chrysalis puts the tin into your drawer as she hops up to the end of your bed and lays on her belly, turning her head to you "I'd like to talk to you about ways of conquering Equestria, theoretically of course. You seemed to know a lot about it. Considering you taunted my own plans and thought up improvements to it."
>Well, did you really want to do that? ugh, you told her you wouldn't be biased. But that conversation just leans all over the place to being evil. No neutrality to it.
"uh, can't we talk about something else?"
>"It's either that or I feed on you, what do you think?"
"geez, you do realize friends don't threaten eachother like that right?"
>"But we aren't normal friends. And I know that the loss of feeling and weakness you'd feel is temporary, so I'm not worried about hurting you. Which is different from destroying you, which that outcome would leave you in a crater. If I could destroy you, that is."
I think Erf finally passed out.Goodnight, sweet prince.
>>25964801
>Right, it's more the fact that she doesn't understand what it really means to be a friend. Despite her being able to dish out basic friendship lessons. Friendship to her was obviously whatever was the most convenient for her. For now, you'd comply.
"Alright, let's talk schemes and plans."
>You took a stretch,and then began to wrap yourself around your blanket. Making a sort of butt cocoon. It was comfy, helped make you feel a little better from being sick. You pulled up your pillow to place your head on as you face Chrysalis, comfy as fuck.
"So what in particular do you want to talk about?"
>Chrysalis's horn glows as you feel the blanket pull up on you a little more. More than what you could get it up to with just your hooves. It made you feel even more comfy. "Is that better?"
>Huh...Why did she do that?
"...uh...yeah. Why did you do that?"
>"Do you have to question everything? If you think it's to squeeze some love out of you then you can forget it. I merely feel pity, just a little, that you need to suffer an illness for no reason."
>Pity? Anon, you gotta relax. It's probably just best to try not to figure anything out about her behavior at all. It would be smarter just to just proceed and adapt. If you keep questioning her, you'll probably just end up annoying her. Nobody likes to be continually questioned. Not even villains.
"Thank you Chrysalis...or. Can I call you Chryssi?"
>"What? Discord calls me that and I don't like it. So why would you ask that?"
"I don't mean as an insult though. I have a friend that thinks nicknames are pretty keen. So I thought it'd be nice if we give eachother nicknames. That way, things are more loose. You know, there's a lot less tension if we give eachother nicknames. Don't you think?"
>Chrysalis didn't understand. "But those aren't are actual names. So why would we identify with them?"
>heh, it seemed she didn't actually understand the point of a nickname.
>>25965065
doing my best, i have a nice fallout 3 YOLO run going to wake me up whenever heavy gunfire happens. I fell asleep again yes, but hey. I'm doing my best. It's really cold. I'm wrapped in four blankets at the moment.
>>25965117
unfortunatly. i'm now down. Ugh, I don't understand. My chapters are definitly getting shorter these days. It's just harder to write and I don't know why. god I hope i'm not burning out.
>>25965149
http://pastebin.com/iKnqzRHA
i'll add to this chapter tommorrow. I dunno what it is. besides being sick, I'm usually better about things. it might be because i'm exhausted mentally and such. It's hard these days. hence why i wanted the days off. goddammit. I really wanted the days off.
>>25963204
>>25963060
Any feel up for getting together and having some sort of game night for the Dadcord thread.
>>25953647
was waiting for someone to say something. yes, the cringe is deliberate. it hurt me to write all of that. like you have no idea. not keeping any of that in the story. sort of a silly placeholder.
>>25966105
hell yes. got smash, mk8 (came with the wii), and splatoon.
>>25966454
also i've been away because i was drunk on the eve and hungover/busy yesterday. i'll be back sometime today.
>>25966454
>>25966105
YAY more people to rape in smash bros
>>25964378
>giggling chrysalis
why does this sound so adorable
>>25966105
eyyy yo
bamp
I think it's official now, I'm burnt out. Can't seem to think of anything to write half of the time. However this doesn't mean I won't still try, just don't expect updates too often.
>>25966105
>>25966454
>>25966619
>tfw you only have a gaming computer.
>>25967452
she does it at the end of the reprise
>>25970724
My NNID and Steam ID is Elohemian. If ya guys ever want to play something I'm usually up for it
>>25970902
btw I have sm4sh, MK8, Splatoon and Mario Maker. And a lot of steam games
>>25971376
Mk8 and smash but I suck at it.
>>25972445
I don't mind it. We could all do a gaem night
anybody here got tabltop simulater
>>25973211
No, what's that
>>25973611
look it up on steam
>>25973211
>>25973611
>>25973695
why are we talking about videogames i thought this was the dadonequus general
>>25974232
Why don't you like videogames, what do you have against fun
>>25974276
Hush, he does't like vidya. Probably he's from the anti-fun police
>>25965113
"Because it means that we trust eachother enough to call eachother by names we give eachother. So if you don't like Chryssi, then how about.......Amour? I know it means somebody's love or something. But it also sounds like a name to me."
>Chrysalis still thought it was silly, why bother with nicknames unless it was some covert operation. "Amour? hmmnnn, well if you insist. But, I want to call you Panic. How does that sound?"
>What? why?
"Uhhh, that's not even really a name. That's more of a state of being"
>"But it fits you perfectly" Chrysalis smiles at you, with her smile sprinkled with smug. "You're always reacting to something, what's better than Panic?"
"It's just I don't think it's a good name."
>And you didn't want to be associated with when you do panic.
>"Then I say we drop the nicknames altogether, I didn't want to be called amore anyway. It makes me sound like I actually care about "nice" things."
>Well, that went nowhere. It seems perhaps it's too early for nicknames. Well, then...
"Alright alright, I guess we should come up with nicknames when we get to know eachother better. Anyway, plotting and scheming. What about it?"
>>25975301
Oh fug Erf is here
>>25975301
>"Simple...I want to know what you'd do to try to take over Equestria. You always did seem to act like you'd do better than I could. So, let's hear it. What's your grandmaster plan?"
>Grandmaster plan. Cripes, You wondered if she'd even understand it. Because it's not hard to figure out a way to conquer the world, especially if your horn was powerful enough to pull shit from your old world. Provided it actually could.
>You look to Chrysalis, your expression was one of giving another caution.
>Whether it's because you're human or the fact that Earth had a bunch of real monstrous people with terrible ways of subjugating others. You had one plan in your head that went to the edge. It was pretty dark.
"Are you sure you want to know?"
>"I wouldn't have asked if I didn't want to know. So tell me, I want to know how you measure up."
>Chrysalis was sure it was going to be something she could easily pick apart like you picked apart her plans. Though, she was ready to be impressed if by some way, you were able to impress her.
"Alright, well. First I'd use my magical horn to bring in some things from my world."
>And right at the get go, Chrysalis is actually intrigued. She wondered what you could bring back from your world that would be useful. "Pulling things from your world? I thought you had no care for that place."
"I don't, but it has something that would instantly help me conquer the world. And that would be a couple of nukes."
>Yup, ultimate edge
>Chrysalis had no idea what a "nuke" was
>"A nuke? What is that? It doesn't sound very useful."
"It is for what I need.it for. See, since my horn only works once per day. I'd need some other means to do some untold damage. So, I'd teleport two nukes and place them where they wouldn't be noticed. One under Canterlot Castle. The other under the Crystal Empire."
erf tiem
>>25975666
ok satan
>>25975828
>"Untold damage?" Chrysalis didn't think these "nukes" could do as much damage as say, Discord or Tirek. Or herself on a good day. "It can't possibly be too bad,"
"Let me finish...so anyway, I'd set them to blow up on the next day. I'd try to get Discord to go to Canterlot so he could be at the epicenter of the blast. The blast itself would defy anything you ever knew. Ponyville, The empire, and Canterlot. All gone in an explosion so powerful that everypony else would feel it. All reduced to a huge set of craters. All four princesses gone in an instant. And anypony who would survive wouldn't for long from the radiation poisoning that would follow..."
>Chrysalis had to stop you. You thought she may have thought you were exaggerating. But instead, that worried her. "Are you telling me humans have weapons powerful enough to reduce that much into rubble with just two bombs?"
>You nod
"Yeah, pretty devious huh? I could announce my emperorship after the blasts using my horn. And bam, everypony would submit to my might and bend to my will, or else I'd just set off another bomb. Not a nuke though, can't set too many off. Could make things harder to clean up."
>you threw up your forelegs as you shook your head with a cocky smirk.
"It's super easy, and nopony would even see it coming. buuuut...."
>You sigh, and relax yourself from your venomous thoughts.
"I would never ever actually do it. But, talking about it? I was always kind of curious what a villain would think of it if I ever got to talk to one. And you being a villain in the eyes of ponies, well, I want to hear what you think."
>>25976022
This desu senpai tee bee aeich familia.
>>25976022
We have 16k nukes you fucking bug. And actually anon's play would kill Equestria and probably the world since he's setting off a nuke at base level on what is basically the artic. Sea levels would rise, and the region would be completelly polluted with radiation, both in Canterlot and the Empire.
Nukes are set off mid air for a reason, to reduce the fallout the produce, setting off one at base level means that the fallout damage is maximized, hence, effectively killing off those areas for hundreds of years
>>25976029
wat
>>25976022
>"I don't like it." Chrysalis said, She said it with a stern tone. She did not like it one bit.
>And that surprised you
"What? Why? It's an unbeatable plan."
>"I can tell, but let me ask you this. How much do you know of Tirek?"
>Tirek, you knew enough that he was a gigantic dick that blew shit up. "Enough, why? Do you actually know him?"
>Chrysalis nodded "I do, a long time ago he sought my changelings to forge an army. But I refused."
>Oh shit, really?
"So, you knew him from when Celestia and Luna beat him? Why did you refuse him..wait...let me guess, you didn't want to share Equestria right?"
>Chrysalis actually didn't mean that she didn't want to share....though..she didn't. "Well..yes...I wouldn't join him for that too, but. The MAIN reason I didn't join him is because he's destructive. He has no real ambition to actually rule anything. He just wants to torment, conquer, and destroy. If he won, we changelings would have died out from lack of food because everypony would either be gone, or in despair. It's the same reason I don't like your plan. Not only does it not sound fully thought out, but whatever this "radiation" poison is, if it's spreadable through a blast that size. I'd think it would cover all of Equestria and then EVERYTHING would perish."
>You actually had no idea what kind of damage a nuke could truly do. But you were sure two nukes wouldn;t do that much..right?
"Well...I mean...I could just summon up a ton of bombs and firebomb everything or something."
Is
Is this tactics with Chryssi? Yes. Yes I like it very much.
>>25956371
Show her a REAL Disney-tier villain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkU23m6yX04
>>25976258
Use the horn to fool NATO that ponies helps ISIS
>>25976318
Holy shit.
He could literally use the horn to gain control of the most powerful nations in the world.And then anon was Illuminati.
>>25976258
I wish it wasn' so cold...i'm wrapped up in my four blankets and its making me sleepy.
>>25976258
>"Do humans even have enough of those kinds of bombs?"
>You nod
"Humans have all kinds of weapons Chrysalis. We have these sticks that shoot metal at such a speed, it'd go through a pony one way and out the other. or a closer range one that would make their entire top half explode to chunks."
>Chrysalis was now entering the realm of disbelief. These weapons sounded more powerful than most magic. "Are these mythical weapons hard to come by? They sound like they could topple the entire world."
>You shake your head
"Opposite, anypony could get them. Humans Chrysalis, we don't do what your types do. We destroy and obliterate others. Sometimes by the tens, sometimes the hundreds, thousands, and even beyond. Sometimes for stupid reasons, like oil. Humans are destructive, as is our weapons. We could fly using special machines that could move faster than pegasi, and could lay waste to entire fields. We have weapons equivalent to a dragon's breath that we can wield, that burns anything into a puddle. "
>"Beyond thousands?" Chrysalis went silent, she seemed unsettled, she looked at you, she wanted to know one thing "Are you just trying to terrify me again?"
>>25976720
Nigga do you not have central heating?
Do you not have a wood stove?
>>25976749
i share the house with other people. and they prefer it being this cold. so, that's how it is.
>>25976809
Who are these fuckers? Go set their beds on fire.
With them still in them.
>>25976809
Erf, are we like long lost brothers or something? It's cold as fuck here, and everybody else is a fucking nord. I feel for ya, man.
>>25976720
>You shook your head.
"Nope, i'm being serious. Why, does it scare you? You're the one who wanted to talk about schemes and plans."
>You give her a little bit of an evil smirk. If you scared her, then good. You wanted to at least rise up on top of her at one point.
>"Scared? hardly" But she still looked unsettled "It's just that, from what you told me, humans are actually ruthless creatures. Who seem to be constantly at war. And I can't make any sense of it because you are a pitiful being. I would have never thought you came from such a horrible warrior race. No wonder you don't miss it, you probably would have been destroyed the instant you went into battle."
>ugh, dammit. Now she's just trashing you from a human angle.
"ugh, no. The reason I don't miss it is because it just sucks living there. Sucks the love right out of you, and you will never get it back. I like living here because everypony is nice and friendly..."
>You look straight into Chrysalis's eyes
"...most everypony anyway. Anyway, still. It's a plan that would undeniably work. You have to admit that at least."
>"...If your weapons are as strong as you say. Still, I'll admit this. I wasn't expecting that kind of vicious and conniving way of thought coming from you Anon. It might be a little overdoing it, but. As your friend, I can respect it due to how absolutely ruthless it is, especially when you compare it to others, I don't even think Luna, when she was Nightmare Moon could compare."
>oh..really? REALLY?! YES!
>Well, you felt your confidence coming back.
"You really
>>25976828
my sister for one. and some roommates
>>25977150
oh good lord. i typed up an entire section and then realized i wasn't typing anything after writing "really"
oh my god, i'm tired...
>>25977223
...yeah, i'm gonna go to bed. this cold is crushing my mind. gonna think about getting some sort of heater tomorrow. or more blankets.
>>25977243
i should have seen this coming anyway. I was late today as my alarms failed to wake me up. it was cold, and i'm still recovering from being sick, though i'm sure one more night of sleep will fix it. And riding a bike to work and back certainly doesn't help. I'm doing my best, but fuck. goodnight everyone.
>>25977223
YOU REALLY WHAT ERF?
YOU REALLY...FUCKED UP YOUR STORY? :^)
