Santa's Little Helpers Edition
All Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!
Story Pastebin/Archived Threads:
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Art Compilation:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0
For aspiring writers:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Steam group: >http://steamcommunity.com/groups/PraisetheSirens
Old Shattered Gem: >>25850749 → #
grump
>>25912020
grump rump?
grump bump.
Grump a best
>>25912088
>>25912143
don't hit me i've been good :(
>>25912202
>he will be back today
Kill me desu senpai
>>25912007
sauce for the image?
>>25912322
What are you even doing these things with?
>>25912310
It's Figit. From DazzleQuest.
>>25912020
>>25912045
>>25912080
>>25912088
>>25912092
>>25912143
The day has been saved
>>25912329
http://en.inkei.net/
>>25912457
http://en.inkei.net/Anon!Anon!Anon!Anon
Dammit, I should have named it "How the Dazzlings Saved Christmas" Edition.
>>25912562
Shame on you.
I made a thing for muh /dzg/
>>25912630
Das a grumpy fishy
>Anon is immune to the Dazzlings' spell because he's just generally so angry that they don't change his mood at all
>They start stalking him because he's like a walking buffet
>Dazzlings pull every prank they can to ruin his day so they can feed off him
>This goes on for a week until eventually he catches them in the act
What happens?
>>25912694
Well, it'll be hard to rape three people at once. But still,
>Rape
>>25912688
and you love it
>>25912382
that doesn't help me
I can't find anything of theirs on DB
"Um, I'll take of this Dean Cadence."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
>Dean Cadence leaves and you bring the Dazzlings inside your office
"What are you girls doing here?!"
"Isn't it obvious?" Said Adagio, "We don't want to stay in the house all day, ut would be boring."
"So after we found your note, we decided to check out where you work. There's a lot of people in here." Sonata said while finishing her bread
"Well this is a school. Remember I said I'm a teacher? Wait how did you find this school?"
"Easy, we asked the security guard and random people for directions." said Dagi
"They were really nice to us." said Sonata
>great now you're stuck with them and your classes haven't even started yet
"So that's it." Said Aria
>huh?
>she's looking at the mirror
>Dagi and Sonata notice the mirror
>they stare at it for quite a while
>you feel like you have to tell them
"Girls, I have to tell you something."
>the intercom beeps
"Home room shall begin in 5 minutes."
>oh crap, you need to hurry and set up for class
>but what about the Dazzlings
"Uh, I'll talk to you girls about it later, I need to head to class. You girls stay here and behave."
>you bolt out of the office
>it's probably not the best idea but it's the only one you can think of at the moment
>however you notice someone behind you
>it's Sonata
"Um Sonata? Why are you following me?"
"I wanna see the school with you."
>oh
"Well, just behave and don't make a sound when classes start."
>you finally make it to the laboratory and started setting up the room
>you set a seat and table in the corner for Sonata to sit while the class is going on
>you hope this day will go fast
>once the students came in, they immediately noticed Sonata in the sitting happily corner, drawing some things
"Professor? Who's that?" Asked a student
"She's... a relative of mine. I've been tasked to take care of her and she didn't want to stay at home all day."
>seems like a good cover
>>25912789
Look at the bottom left of the pic and tilt the screen.
>>25912007
>Human skin
Dropped
>>25913302
Fancy you should say that. Actually, since I'm gonna submit the image to be sold on fdaki, their rough rules is no cutie marks, no EQG skins and no EQG clothes to avoid butting heads with Hasbro due to copyrights.Also I think Aria looks good with a light tan.
>>25913288
ty, it was a bit hard to see and >>25912382 spelled it wrong
>>25913327
You could always just try beingoriginal.
>>25913640
>bait
>for based figgot
Yer gonna need a bigger bait
So what would you have gotten your dazzfu for Christmas if she were real?
>>25914382
maybe a necklace similar to their pendants
>>25914382
Rainbow Dash's fret hand.
>>25914262
>It's bait if I don't agree with it
>>25912694
There's women out there who've made it their lives' work to falsely accuse, criminalize, oppress and frustrate men into depression (and suicide) for their own gain. Reality is more grim than your prompt. And what do we do? We shut up, bow our heads like beasts of burden and surrender ourselves to our fate till the day we die.
This is what happens.
>>25912630
She looks like she has teeth on her chin and the scales on her cheeks look like days-old sideburns in the thumbnail, and like acne when enlarged. Also the gem should be larger and lower.
Can hardly argue about the filename though.
>>25913327
Like Bioware with Mass Effect, right?
>>25914435
>your pic
this is why I never social media
and they wonder why men are going for, and in a growing number of cases, preferring waifus from cartoons, and creating tulpas
>>25914544
World peace will happen 5 minutes after the vagina is rendered obsolete and no longer required for reproduction. Then, the matriarchy that has enslaved mankind will come to the table to beg forgiveness, and I will say...
NYOOORON.
>>25914626
Pic related.
>>25914626
genitals may become outdated but just because babies will be born in tubes 50 years from now doesn't mean i'm gonna stop smashin puss
>>25914683
My point was the breaking of the pussy monopoly will raise the quality of pussy for all.. Sad losers will no longer be forced to breed disgusting sows like Sal posted.
>>25912020
digging the teeth
So... How about dem Dazzlings?
>>25915340
Which one do you want toSpoon?
>>25912390
what happened to her hands?
>>25915403
Sonata
>>25915580
She gave so many handjobs that her fingers fused together from the constant friction.
>>25915792
hot, but the answer I was looking for was 'Nam
>>25915340
Aria
>>25915580
Her hooves didn't receive the portal transformation not too well
>>25912712
Newfags can't tri-rape.
>>25916197
one dick
two hands
two feet
one face
you can >rape up to five people at once, probably more if you get creative
http://i.imgur.com/I0UXsgj.jpg
>>25912007
>>25916389
das noice
Personally, I love women but I hate cunts. Women hold unimaginable sway over a man's psyche. They bring us into this world. They nurture us, keep us safe, more often than not they teach us and they help us fend off our fear of death by shaping descendants to carry on our memory and bloodline. Caregivers, friends or mates, women are synonymous with the creation and preservation of life. Safety. The majority of men subconsciously revere women for it.
It infuriates me to no end when women use this to their advantage. Right or wrong, a woman's word carries more weight than a man's in men's eyes. If she can't impose herself on you, she'll find other men who she can turn against you. We see it all across the internet. How many men have white knights at their disposal and at what numbers compared to women?
We live in an age where bored people will take up a cause just to feel righteous. They don't need the support of the group they fight for or to convince the "guilty party" to change it's ways. They only need to be promoted by the media and to terrorize the organizations, institutions and services people use to socialize and earn their salary, or who make, vote and pass laws.
I've been repeatedly discriminated against (in various degrees) because of my gender, race, political and religious beliefs (or relative lack thereof) among other things and then a gang of raging fucking lunatics come along, condemn me for how I am (performing the aforementioned discriminations anew) and then try to impose the very kinds of people that I was attacked by in the past upon me.
I have motherfucking had enough of this but the truth is that I am powerless to do anything about it and that doesn't sit well with me one bit.
That's how the currently nonexistent Partiarchy will eventually come to being, like how a man comes from a woman.
It bothers me that if there'll ever be a backlash, it'll be indiscriminate as does the thought that by then I won't care about innocents.
>>25913327
I'm not sure it looks good at least in this case. Something about how it clashes with the greens and light purple doesn't sit well with me. Also, generally speaking, I think Adagio should have a much more open skin tone like irl women with natural red or orange hair have. I don't know if it'd look good though, so I can't suggest it. Btw, how come you never draw the secondary colour on their hair? They look kinda bland and not as recognizable without them.
>>25914626
Hah, this reminds me of Section 8. At some point two grunts are having a conversation
>"Hey, have you noticed how there's no women around?"
>"Well, you know what Churchill said about war."
At some point in the game you meet the same grunts again.
>"So what did Churchill say about war?"
>"Look it up."
>"Ass."
If I remember correctly, it was Churchill who said that wars are fought because of blue balls.
>>25915580
I'dspoonall three of them, one at a time in order to give them my undivided attention, from sadder to happier whilewhisperingChris Isaac's Nights in White Satin and Wicked Gameand I wouldn't stop even if they begged me to spare theirearholes.
>>25916389
Really good except maybe for the nipples.
>>25916866
you uh... doin ok there Sal?
>>25916389
>vagina is just a line
meh
>>25916866
Read the gospel. Seriously. The bible predicts this shit and shows how to remedy it.
>>25916982
Link/Quote/Cite
>>25917083
You forgot/ignore self-fulfilling prophesies.
>>25916982
nigger I believe you but most are probable catholic or orthodox teaching and not explicitely in the book
we can't have that here on a protestant board
>>25917104
All I'm asking for is the passage.
>>25917380
Fair enough
>>25917083
not the anon but I always liked deutoronomy 28, 15 onwardsplease don't let it devolve into religious bashing
>>25917144
The orthodox church doesn't try to impose itself upon the believers and the priests are gay instead of pedos.
Jesus himself isn't a distanced being of immense power who slaps you if you're being evil. He is your human and relatable bro who's never away. He's just gone to the nearby store to pick up beer and snacks for movie night at your place. Come the apocalypse, God who is kinda neutral and distant will come and lay the smack on reality. That day Christ'll remember those who let him in their homes and will invite all his friends to his place for games and fun times.
Also of note is that Jesus doesn't care if you're fastening during the proper days, donating to the Church or if you prey three times a day. He wants you to be nice because you feel it in your heart.
Though I've long parted ways with the faith, it was under no hostile terms and I still feel some respect about it. I also generally dislike e-atheists. They claim to hate all religions but you very rarely hear them say anything about YHVH, Allah or Krishna. Debate them long enough and they'll repeatedly bring up their parents' sect and practices as an example. These people haven't reached a conclusion based on their intellectual prowess like they like to think. They're just butthurt because their parents dragged them around a lot (usually while there were cartoons on the telly) and wouldn't buy them Skeleton Warriors.
Though I must say, I've read many a story that made me go "WTF America"?
>>25916949
I'm touching hot iron here. Favouritism, indoctrination and subversion are huge triggers for me and I want do something drastic and decisive about it. I'm white and red MtG-wise.Latest panic attack was related and happened while seeing how deep the gamergate rabbithole goes. Or rather, because of it.
And then we started talking religion. I love metaphysical/mythological/religious discussions, and I'd take it to /x/ if it weren't a crappy succubus date service.
Btw, question for the drawfags. Does the needle used by freehand drawfags to measure objects have a name?
>>25918297
what the fuck are you talking about
>>25918297
sal stop talking about stupid shit
>>25918050
this has nothing to fucking do with anything Sal. I like you but please shut the fuck up
Working on a story. Will post when done or near. Its only dazzles, no outside characters.hope you brought your tissues. Its going to be good
>>25918571
tissues for... crying?
>>25916866
>>25918050
>>25918583
Maybe.
>>25918642
I mean, what else are tissues used for;)
>>25918482
>>25918550
I'm talking about measuring needles. Some people use their pencil or brush instead. I'm asking if any of the drawfags knows what they're called. Apart from "measuring needles" of course.
>>25918671
To pick up dogshit.
>>25918558
Yeah, I guess I got carried away. Sorry.
>>25918808
>measuring needles
shit, i didn't even know about stuff like that. i just throw lines down till it looks like something
>>25918793
This is shit.
>>25918908
I know about it because I cheated in a freehand drawing exam and used math along with a marked piece of wood. I've no drawing ability whatsoever and yet I landed a high score well above both the base and the other students who knew how to draw and had attended private drawing classes. And so cold, calculating science triumphed over the expression of spirit that is art.
I also used a technique where you scratch a pencil's tip with a sharpener and then rub the graphite shavings on paper with a bit of cotton in order to create smooth shadows. I'm sure there's a name for this technique but I've no idea what it is. I wanted to recommend it to Moomin anon the other day but I forgot.
>>25919057
I can't draw for shit, so i stick to writing
>>25918908
If you ever plan on getting serious about drawling you should give this a read.
>>25919073
Just say "fuck it" and try a bunch of things. If you aren't happy with the result then simply move on without showing anyone you shameful work.
Lots of things and skills are interconnected in life. Like drawing and 3D for example, or character drawing and human anatomy.
In my case writing isn't enough to express my ideas and creativity so I'm (still) trying to learn 3D and looked up drawing a few months back, which helped.
Harry here knows that feel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAYf9YJSKXc&app=desktop
>>25919209
I've tried dearly, without luck. I have the ability of a 6 year old. Don't think it's meant to be for me. I'm a half decent writer though, but it's still difficult for me to properly express myself in ways that writing can't do.
>>25919057
that's not cheating faggot
>>25919209
Sal you're being a real fag tonight.
>>25912007
>those paper-thin clothes that show off tits and nips
my brain says it's not realistic or possible, but my dick doesn't care
>All the wrestling talk in the last thread
>Still no pic of Dazzles as Enzo/Cass/Carmella
You be SAWFT anons
>>25919505
Enzo - Adagio
Big Cass - Aria
Carmella - Sonata
HOW YA DOIN
>>25918793
Can someone help with the moonrunes here? Google translate's camera function gave me "I is like to indulge in wait another mood I snow when you're a lover"
>>25920417
>Being in the snow with my lover like this immerses me in a special feeling. I like it.
It was a meme a year ago and people drove it into the ground making versions for all their favorite characters
Also reminds me I could have sworn I've seen another Dazzle version of that
Last thread. Pic Related.
>>25918050
See >>25918558
Stop being a jackass and jumping into every single fucking discussion.
damn, you guys are goin hard on Sal tonight rofl
>>25919057
Do you mean a compass Sal?
>>25918671
Jerking off into
>>25916893
>Btw, how come you never draw the secondary colour on their hair? They look kinda bland and not as recognizable without them.
Because I forget most of the time but for that pic, it's hard to paint it in. It's easier to worry about values of an object with only on local color than many.
>>25913640
Gotta make dem dosh mane.
>>25921154
>tfw you will never lovingly color in Adagio's highlights for her
>you will never show her in the mirror how it came out
>she will never cackle maniacally and smash the mirror
>tfw you will never kill the Rainbooms
>>25920822
C'mon, this is the internet. It's a faceless, impersonal place. Conversations usually happen by commenting on someone else's thoughts, much like when waiting in a line or a crowd. Places where people are strangers.
I got out of topic and talked at length when I shouldn't, I'll give you that.
>>25920904
No, that's used in technical drawing. I'm talking about pic related. But fuck it, I'll just replace it with something else.
>>25921154
I see. Still kinda bothers my autism though.
>>25922082
Meh, forgot pic.
>>25921633
Mods asleep everyone post Dazzlings!
>>25912973
>you can hear snickering
"Alright class, let's finish the lesson so you can enjoy your winter break."
>the class went pretty smoothly
>Sonata kept silent the whole time
>however once the school Bella rang, Sonata yelled out
"Anon, I'm hungry!"
>the students tried to hold their laughter as they left the classroom
>you look at Sonata
>you furrowed your brow
"Sonata. Not cool."
"But I'm hungry. You have more of the toast? That was really tasty."
"Just hold on and I'll get you something in a bit."
>the next class was about to start
>you see Twilight come in and then Sugarcoat
>you notice Twilight is wearing a hair pin
>it looks like a magenta star
>fits her quite well
>you assume that was Sugarcoat's gift to her
>that was nice
>you wonder what Twilight got for her
>the rest of the class came in and again you had to explain Sonata's presence
>class went pretty smooth as well until you heard the sound of stomach growling
>wow that was loud
>you turn from the blackboard to see Sonata waving her hands and pointing to her stomach
>you point outside, signaling her to get out of the room and you follow her to the hallway
"Sonata."
"I didn't mean it! My stomach just did it! I'm really hungry!"
>sigh
>you dig in your pocket and give her $5
"Here, go to the cafeteria and buy something. It's down stairs and it has a huge sign that says 'Cafeteria'."
"Thank you!"
>she kisses your check before leaving
>you rub your cheek before going back in the classroom
>>25919643
They're actually fishpones, and you can't. Teach. That.
>>25922570
BADA BOOM REAL HORSES IN THE ROOM
>>25922840
Damn that's cute. I want one!!
>>25922840
>>25922598
Aria throwing Dagi in Fastball Special is something I'd pay to see.
>>25923346
she looks like she's seen things
>>25924235
>>25923346
>>25924475
Is there a purple grump one? They are very cute btw.
>>25924533
yee they are made by some girl on esty called FuzzBird
>>25912694
I have a story idea i'll probably never get around to writing where Anon is smoked out or tripping balls most of the time and the altered state makes him immune to the spell.
mite b cool imo senpai
>>25924660
Omg it looks sooo grumpy!
http://i.imgur.com/e0bKXSm.png
>>25925142
top lewd
>>25922840
>>25923348
Someone should draw that
>>25925310
damn, this pic kicks the shit out of anything i've ever drawn
>>25923346
>tfw you will never help Pignata overcome her crippling PTSD and eating disorder
Feels bad.
Here's the pegging story I said I was going to write. A few things first though:
1) I know almost nothing about pegging, I just sorta extrapolated from what little I know about anal
2) The Dazzlings aren't as knowledgeable about human anatomy as they might be in other fics.
Without any further ado, The Harbor After the Storm:
> Be Anon, somewhat successful novelist
> Your old friend, a high school principal, asked you for a favor
> As it happened, she had three graduates with an unusual background, and she wondered if you couldn't find them something to do while they figured out things
> At first they were a pretty gloomy bunch
> Something about losing their voices at the battle of the bands
> You gave them some simple chores, Housekeeping for Sonata, cooking for Aria, and minor secretary work for Adagio
> It seemed giving them something to do helped
> Before long, they began opening up to you, telling you bits and pieces of their history
> If it weren't for the events of last year, you wouldn't have believed them, but now portals and magic are part of the world
> Over the past two months you have noticed some oddities, though
> Nothing magical, just some quirks they seem to share
> Whenever an argument ended, one of them, usually Sonata or Aria, would turn away
> At first you thought it was childish stubbornness, but their expressions were a little off
> Dissatisfied rather than angry
> Something about that brought another thing to your attention
> Adagio tended to take memos with her back to you
> She was also acting increasingly frustrated
>>25926898
> And so, today, you decide to get to the bottom of the matter
> You wait until Sonata is busy tidying your room, and Aria is cooking breakfast
> You find Adagio going over your day planner in your study
> You serruptitiously close the door behind you
> She looks up at the sound
> "Ah, Mr. Mous. Is there something I can help you with?"
> It's always a little strange to get such a respectful tone, when she is so domineering with the others
"Yes, I was hoping you could explain something for me. Is there a reason why your friends always turn away when you get done arguing?"
> She chews her lip, then sighs
> "You remember how we told you we used to be..."
"Magical hippocampi? Sirens, I think?"
> She nods
> "We have an...inborn trait? A custom? Something, where you assert and confirm dominance with anal penetration."
> You feel blood rushing to your cheeks, and other places
"Anal penetration? Really?"
> Adagio looks serious though
> She frowns
> "Yes. In our old forms, we had an organ that jutted out, for egg laying purposes. We only deposited eggs in the males' pouches, but it was pleasurable to stick them other places too. Sadly, there doesn't seem to be anything like that on the human body, and it's been quite frustrating."
> Kinda like seahorses, you guess
"And the eggs are fertilized within the pouch, right?"
> She nods, her eyebrows raised in surprise
> "Is there something similar to sirens in this world?"
"Uh, seahorses. They're pretty small, but they mate the same way. Humans sort of have the opposite though. Males have a jutting organ that fertilizes the egg inside the female."
> Adagio's brow furrows
> "Then females are not the dominant gender here?"
"I would say there isn't a clear cut dominant gender, but we don't even have a custom like what you described. I mean, women can penetrate others if they have a strap-on, but it's more of a sex thing, in an oblique way."
> Her eyes light up
> "Could we get strap-ons?"
> ...
>>25926914
"I...guess? Do you really need them?"
> Adagio shifts uncomfortably
> "It's hard to explain. When you don't confirm dominance, it's harder to get along. Sonata doesn't pay attention as well as she used to, and Aria tries to fight me over every little thing. I, myself, have been struggling with taking orders from you."
"Really? You always seem very respectful."
> She gives you a pained smile
> "Thank you, but even now I want to order you to buy us these strap-on things, even though we are living in your den, eating from your bounty."
> A thought occurs to you
"So you would be happier if I..."
> Adagio shakily sets aside your planner
> "It would be very helpful."
> She stands hesitantly, and turns her back to you
> You approach slowly, wondering if you are just playing to an elaborate lie
> Still, she is quite an attractive young lady
> You stand behind her and reach around to unbutton her jeans
> The floral smell of her hair is inescapable, even as your trembling hands drag the zipper down
> You slide your hands along her hips, pushing her pants and panties down
> You gaze fixedly at her pert rump as you free your erection
> Her breathing quickens as you press between those tender cheeks
> It feels good, however...
"Ah, I'll need some sort of lubrication. It's kinda dry down there. Here, "
> You push three fingers into her mouth
> She makes a muffled protest, but doesn't move to stop you
> Her tongue slithers against them for a moment, then lies still
> Your erection is now painfully hard
> You bring your wet fingers to your dick, slathering it with her saliva
> Just to be safe, you dip your fingers in her hot mouth once again and likewise lube up
> Thusly prepared, you place one hand on her collarbone and the other hand on her pelvis
> With a rock of your hips, your cock plows through her pillowy cheeks and comes to rest at her back door
>>25926924
> Adagio is breathing in uneven little gasps
> You press down on her pelvis, and thrust slowly into her anus
> She whispers in her low, throaty voice, "Oh, oh yes!"
> Spurred on, you develop a steady rhythm as she writhes against you
> You grunt in pleasure at the tightness of her passage with each thrust
> Your hand wanders from her collarbone, sliding down to cup her petit breast
> You're probably going beyond the bounds of Siren tradition, but she isn't protesting
> Rather,
> "By the seven seas, Mr. Mous!"
> She pants heavily, her nipple hard under your thumb
> Waves begin to gather within you
> You press your chin down on her shoulder, groping for leverage as you thrust frantically into her
> She spasms under your hands, earnest, persistent contractions milking your embedded cock
> She lets out a low keening wail of ecstasy
> Your member surges within her, pleasure and cum flowing into her ass with the strength of the tides
> She leans against your chest, her chest heaving from the experience
> You embrace Adagio around her stomach and let out a long sigh
"Feel better?"
> She tilts her head to look at you
> Her expression is more relaxed than you have ever seen
> "Much."
> With a sharp exhale, she straightens and begins pulling her pants back up
> You tidy yourself up a bit as well
> It takes her a moment to focus, but she picks up your planner again
> "So, back to business. What shall I put in today's schedule?"
> Her smile is bright, her expression, attentive
> Is it your imagination, or was her normal attitude more subdued?
> Well, no matter
"After breakfast, I have some purchases to make. In that time, you shall research strap-ons and lubricant, and teach your friends about this matter."
> Adagio bows her head gratefully
> "As you say, Mr. Mous."
> The lady at the register of the shop was very helpful, even if she came to some rather wrong and embarrassing conclusions
>>25926949
> It took some getting used to, what with the strap-ons under each girl's clothes
"It's like I'm living with three traps!"
> Sonata just tilted her head in confusion
> What followed was an hour long explanation that was probably futile
> Still, you believe part of why she seems so...dumb, is because no one took the time to clearly explain things
> Then there were the times when the girls actually used their new toys
> They were never really shy about it, but it was shocking the first time you saw Aria lift up Sonata's skirt and plow her ass
> Adagio seemed to have shared some of your techniques from your session, so you got quite a show each time
> You did see results, though
> Sonata did seem to have a much longer attention span, and Aria was usually only apathetic, rather than sullen
> As time went on, you gave each of them more duties
> What had been something of a charity case soon became a productive arrangement, even ignoring the titillation
> One afternoon, you smelled something good in the kitchen
> You walk in to find Aria frowning at the inside of the fridge
> Perhaps some grocery shopping is in order
> You track the smell to the oven, and open the door
> "Stop!"
> The puffy pastry collapses
> You serruptitiously close the oven door, and turn to face an angry Aria
"Sorry about that. Souffles, though, I am quite impressed."
> "Don't try to flatter your way out of this one, Mr. Mous. Now I have to start all over again.", she growled
"Isn't it still good though? I mean, puffy souffles don't actually taste any different than fallen ones."
> She advances on you with ire flashing in her eyes
> "I'm trying to get it right in time for the next time you meet with your editor. Do you want to serve flat souffles to your editor?"
> You grimace
"Ah, I am truly sorry. I do appreciate what you are doing to help, and you really have become a great cook."
> She frowns in dissatisfaction, then huffs
> You give her a nod, and turn to leave the kitchen
>>25926961
> You pause at the transition between the kitchen and the dining room
> Maybe you should get some sort of gift for your editor?
> The foreign sales of your last novel are doing rather well, and-
> A pair of hands roughly pull your pants down
"Hey!"
> You start to turn, but an iron grip grabs your throat, keeping you off balance
> Then something slick and firm probes your rear
"Hey, woah, I-"
> Aria presses up behind you, her breasts mashed against your back, her strap-on pushing slowly past your puckered anus
> "The kitchen is my domain, Anon E. Mous. You may provide for us, but you must respect my role in our little group."
> Her voice is a soft growl, almost tender
"I'm-"
> It feels so weird, you feel like your guts are twisting at the persistent prodding
"I'm not a siren!"
> She nuzzles her face against your shoulder blades
> "Oh, I know. That's why I'm going to be so understanding."
> A slender hand slides across your hip and grasps your manhood
> At that moment, to your shame and confusion, you realise you have an erection
> That supple hand, still slick from applying the lube, gently strokes your rod in time to the stuttering progress of the strap-on up your ass
> Aria loosens her grip on your neck, changing it to strange, rhythmic stroking
> It's like she's trying to massage the front of your neck, but there are so many competing sensations, you are started to get your wires crossed
> She finally hilts inside of you, her firm body fully pressed up against yours
> "I know you watch us, and not just to keep track of who is on top."
>>25926974
> Aria keeps her strokes slow and steady, a tingling heat building inside you
> She slides her hand up your shaft, her thumb flicking back and forth across the ridge of your head
> "You get off on it, don't you?"
> Her pace quickens, and you groan at the stimulation
> She playfully nips at the skin of your back
> Your hands grasp at air, twitching
> Aria's hand on your throbbing manhood blurs up and down
"Fuck!"
> Cum splatters on your shirt, on the floor, and drips down onto Aria's hand
> At last, the firm rod slides out of your rear
> You twitch at that, and Aria pulls away
> You are sore in ways you have never been before, but...
> You slowly turn around to find her retreating into the kitchen, examining her hand with distaste
"Was that really called for?"
> She gives you one of her rare smiles
> "I was within my rights... and I wanted to. Besides, you enjoyed it, so it's fine."
> Damn her, but she's right
"I'll get you back sometime. You know that, right?"
> Her smile turns sly
> "I'm counting on it."
> The meeting with your editor went well, though the girls felt a little odd to have to go without their prosthesis for the visit
> Weeks passed
> Adagio dresses in pantsuits almost every day now, she even bought herself a desk and screens your calls
> Aria has developed an almost fetishistic obsession with aprons and cooking
> You aren't even allowed inside the kitchen except to deliver groceries
> As a compromise, she leaves pitchers of water and platters of food out for your inevitable snacking urges
> Sonata...
> You have begun to worry about Sonata
> Laundry and housekeeping only take up so much time
> She gets rather lonely while Aria bustles about her kitchen kingdom and Adagio buries herself in finances and scheduling
> You occasionally get Sonata's feedback on a manuscript, but there are many days when you don't have much for her to do
> She has developed a habit of watching you each morning as you get dressed
>>25926989
> It wasn't so long ago that you would be embarrassed by her gaze, but you suppose you have become more siren-ish in your sense of modesty
> Still, it's a little odd
> One cool summer morning, you feel the bed shift under someone's weight
> You open your eyes to see Sonata's face flushed and very close
"Uh, good mor-"
> She presses her lips against yours
> It's nice, but she doesn't move her lips or anything
> You push the tip of your tongue out between your lips, and she squeaks when it touches hers
> Sonata pulls back, a confused look on her face
> "W-was that your tongue? For realsies?"
> You sit up, laughing a little
"Yes it was. Now, what can I do for you this fine morning?"
> She looks at you with determined eyes
> "I've figured it out. Adagio helps with book stuff, Aria with food, and I..."
> A light blush dusts her cheeks
"Yes? Those are their duties..."
> Sonata's hands clench in her skirt
> "I clean, and give you children."
> ...
> You just stare at her, trying to make sense of it all
> She stares down at her lap
> "It's all I'm good for."
"Sonata..."
> What can you say?
> "I'm not smart, or ambitious, or anything. Anybody can clean. I'm nothing special."
> You pull her into an embrace, overwhelmed with pity
"That's not true, we just haven't found what you are good at."
> You rub her back, and she sniffles against your chest
> You sigh
> She's always been the lowest in the pecking order, as far as you can tell
> And she is right, she isn't remarkably intelligent, or ambitious
> You gaze down at her, idly appreciating how well tailored the maid uniform is to her slim waist
> ...
>>25925310
Holy fuck, very nice.
>>25927000
"Hey, Sonata, I want to check something."
> She wipes her eyes on your shirt, then sits up
> You walk over to the bathroom scale and step on
> She trails behind, uncertain
> You grimace at the reading
"I think Aria is getting too good at cooking."
> You heft the slight bulge of your stomach
> Sonata chews her lip
> "Um..."
> You step off the scale and face her
"How would you like to be my exercise buddy?"
> "I don't know that much about exercising..."
> You lay your hands on her shoulders and look her straight in the eye
"You don't have to. Your job is to make sure I exercise regularly and keep me company while I work out. Can you do that for me?"
> Her eyes fill with the subtle glow of hope
> "Yes, I can do that for you, Mr. Mous. You can count on me!"
> Something is wrong with the world when a grown man can't play video games late into the night in his own home
> Admittedly you only intended to play until midnight, but video games aren't meant to be cut off so arbitrarily
> The long and short of it is, you are not getting up no matter how hard Sonata shakes you
"L'v me alnn."
> She sighs
> "Come on, we need to run~."
> You grunt
> ...
> "You asked for this."
> Whatever
> You hear some rustling cloth
> In spite of your exhausted mind, you try to figure out what she's doing
> Probably opening the drapes
> Then she yanks off the sheet covering you
> You flinch at the slightly cool air, but cling to your pillow resolutely
> Sonata climbs up onto your bed, and you begin to feel uneasy
> Then she tugs your pajama bottoms down, and it all clicks
"Okay, okay, I'm-"
> "Too late!"
> Dry sex toy barges up your crack
"LUBE! USE LUBE!"
> She pauses then
> "Oh, right. Heh heh. Stay right there!"
> Sonata scampers off, and you sag into the mattress
> Your mind goes fuzzy and you drowse for a few minutes
> You are jolted awake by the slick length of Sonata's toy making its second approach through the Fanniana Trench
> "Sorry about earlier, I haven't done this before."
>>25927008
> You try to relax as the tip penetrates your exhaust port
"Just take it slow, alright?"
> Wait
"You never did this to Aria or Adagio?"
> She lays her palms on your shoulders, shifting her weight
> "Nope, I was always the pouch. Um, they said that I should do stuff to make you feel nice. Do you even have boobs?"
> You inhale sharply as the strap-on plunges deeper
> Her weight is heavy on your shoulders, and you begin to suspect you like getting plundered by innocent girls
"No boobs, just a penis."
> "Yeah?"
> She leans back, inadvertantly hilting
> You gasp at the sudden movement, your pelvis rising to better accommodate the hard length inside you
> Each shift of her hips sends a curious sensation through your inward parts, and a fresh surge of arousal through your dick
> "Oh, I see it. Hmmm, how do I get to it?"
> She leans back a little more and barely grazes your balls with her fingertips
> "Er, that won't work..."
"Maybe if you lean forward and reach under?"
> She's cute and all, but you don't intend to spend all morning with a toy up your ass
> "Ooh, okay!"
> Sonata presses against you, warm and soft
> Her hand slides down and grasps your manhood, and gives it a squeeze
"Mmm, better."
> She giggles, then slowly rocks her hips back and forth
> Her hand keeps time, squeezing your shaft when she hilts
"Sonata?"
> "Yeah?"
"Stroke my dick, not squeeze it."
> "Oh! I knew that!"
> In spite of her clumsy efforts, you do find yourself growing more and more aroused
> Part of that is the cute little noises of exertion she makes
> "Okay, next comes the part where I tell you what you did wrong. Anon!"
"Unf, yes?"
> Those slow strokes are taking their toll on you
> You feel warm all over
> "You were supposed to go running with me! Even if you are tired!"
> Your fingers snarl in the sheets
"Got it."
> She pauses for a moment
> "For realsies?"
> You sigh
"For realsies."
> "Good!"
>>25927022
> She picks up the pace, and you grunt into your pillow
> Her hand cups your balls, then slides up the velvety length of your erection, then down again
> You thrust against her hand, savoring the unfamiliar touch
> Just as it gets good, she abruptly stops
"What?"
> Sonata carefully extricates herself from you
> "All done! You understand your place."
> You sit up in bed, not even hiding your erection
> You shift a little, adjusting to the suddenly empty again rump
"Didn't you end just a bit early?"
> She tilts her head
> "Um, no?"
> You stare at her, clad only in a T-shirt and some panties
> Your hand drifts down to your dick
"Could you do me a favor and take off your shirt?"
> "Okay!"
> You stare at her fulsome breasts and begin stroking
> She just smiles at you, watching your movements curiously
> Then she starts stroking her own length
> "So...what are we doing?"
> You can't tell if her imitation is more arousing or amusing
"Having a good time. At least, I am."
> She beams at you
> "I am too!"
> The door opens and Adagio sticks her head in
> "Need some help waking u-"
> She stops in confusion
> "What are you two doing?"
> She steps into the room uncertainly, wearing purple pajamas
> Sonata wiggles her hips and thus the strap-on in her hand
> "Having a good time!"
> Adagio eyes you, then the bed
> "You didn't cum?"
"Ah, no."
> She sighs
> "Sonata, why don't we all take a shower? I'm sure Anon would appreciate the chance to get closer to us both."
> "Okay!"
> You have the best secretary
>>25927030
> Adagio is unusually subdued when she transfers the call
> "It's Principle Celestia."
"Thank you."
> You lean back in your chair as Adagio walks out of the study
> The voice that comes from the phone is warm and familiar
> "Your secretary is very professional, Anon. Where ever did you find such talent?"
> You smile at the playful tone
"I have certain connections. How have you been these, what, four months?"
> "I am doing rather well. CHS keeps me busy, but most of the magical phenomena has quieted down. The students are really quite vivacious this year, I almost feel young by association. Speaking of which...how are the girls holding up?"
> You chuckle ruefully
"Sometimes I think that it was them who took me in. It's not just Adagio, secretary par excellence. In a month or two, I honestly believe Aria could open a high class restaurant, meanwhile Sonata has developed into an incredible personal trainer in just a few weeks. These girls are impressively driven."
> There is silence on the line for a moment
> "That's quite the glowing recommendation, Anon."
> You smile a bit sheepishly
"I suppose it is. I guess what boils down to, is that it's a good thing I'm not their parent. While they have developed into competent young women, I have grown more and more dependent on them. Well, to answer your original question, they seem much happier and friendlier than before."
> "That is good to hear. I had had my concerns about how well they would adapt to normal life, but it sounds like things are going swimmingly on your end."
> You stifle a laugh at her choice of words
> "Anon?"
"It's nothing, I just remembered an amusing thing. At any rate, it's true, things are going well over here. I managed to write my new book in record time, thanks to them taking care of me. Oh, by the way, you should be getting a copy or two of my new book soon. Be sure to share it with Luna when you get it."
>>25927041
> "I'll be looking forward to it. Well, as much as I wish I could talk with you some more, I really should be getting back to my paperwork. It's been good catching up with you, give my regards to the girls."
"Will do. Goodbye, Tia."
> "Bye, 'Non."
> You put the phone in its cradle
> The door to your study creaks open
> Adagio leans against the doorframe, a fond smile on her face
> "Secretary par excellence, eh?"
> You swivel to face her
"I stand by my words."
> She takes slow strides towards you, sashaying with every step
> You raise an eyebrow at her advancing
> She circles behind you, her fingers trailing across your shoulders and neck
> Her voice is like molten honey, a deep, predatory purr underlying it all
> "With such high praise, why, I find myself wondering what other position I could fill."
"With talent like yours, I'm sure you can do anything."
> She leans down, her breath hot on your ear
> "We listened in on your phone call. Do you know what we have decided?"
"What?"
> Her hands tremble as she turns your head towards her
> You are surprised to find her blushing rather heavily
> Adagio is breathing rather heavily
> "We have decided to take you as our mate."
> With that, she kisses you gently on the lips, then pulls back with an expectant look
> "What do you say?"
> You stand up and hold her close, kissing her back
"Nothing would make me happier."
The End
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>>25927049
Cute, but I'm afraid I must take my leave, head to derpibooru and furiously masturbate to Dagi porn.
Excuse me.
>>25927049
This is great and I feel empty inside.
>>25926109
What kind of shit is that?
>>25922178
>unfortunately, some of your students saw that and started teasing you with 'Woo'
>you head back to class and managed to make it pass the first two periods
>you don't have another class until 11 so you take this time to find Sonata
>however the intercom speaker turns on
"Professor Starswirl, please head over the the cafeteria."
>the cafeteria? What's going on?
>you head over and
>oh no
>Sonata was struggling to move forward while being held back by kitchen staff
>you assume she saw something in the kitchen that made her want to go in
"Sonata, calm down." You said as you walked in the cafeteria
"Anon! There's hot dogs in there!"
>wat
"You want hot dogs?"
"Yes and the smell so good!"
>well they are cleaner than the ones in the city
>Sonata runs to you and asks you to get her a hot dog
>you were about to explain until Aria and Dagi walk into the cafeteria
>and someone is behind the-
>oh crapbaskets it's Principal Cinch
>>25927754
"Anonymous, these two ruffians are claiming you know them."
"Aria! Dagi! They have hot dogs here!" yelled Sonata
>Cinch noticed Sonata next to you and raises a brow
"..Anonymous, do you know these girls?"
"Well, actually.."
>suddenly Cadence comes in
"Oh Professor! I just dropped in the enrollment papers."
"Enrollment papers?" Asked Cinch, "Are you enrolling these three into MY school?"
"Um, yes! I'm just showing them around so they'll get used to the place."
>you bring Sonata to Aria and Dagi
"But it seems I went overboard with me speaking about one area and they left me to explore the rest, haha.."
"Anonymous, you've had a bad habit of being lost in your thoughts lately. Perhaps you should use this winter break as chance to renew your mind. Your self distractions will only hurt the school and already it has left a bad impression on these new students."
"Oh we don't mind." said Sonata, "He's done that ever since we met him."
>uh oh
"And how long have you known him?"
"I think two days. I mean you learn a lot in two days when you live with- HMMPH."
>you manage to cover her mouth before she said something that would put your status in question
"Uh, yeah. I know their parents and they wanted me to personally show them around the school and it's amazing programs."
>>25927774
>a long pause as you smile awkwardly
"Very well then." said Cinch, "But do NOT let this happen again. You know what happens if it does."
"S-Sure thing, Principal Cinch."
>she leaves and you give a sigh of relief
"That was close."
"What was close?"
>crap, you forgot Cadence was still here and she's behind you
"Um, upsetting Principal Cinch. You know she can be when things aren't going her way."
"Really? I thought it was about us living with you." said Dagi
>why Dagi why
"They're living with you?" asked Cadence
"Don't listen to her. She says things like that."
"Anon, are you lying to her?" Said Sonata, "You can't lie to nice people."
>oh dont give me that you former evil magic siren seahorse airhead
"Professor? What's going on?"
>you need to say something
>but what
>do you try and cover up all this or tell the truth?
CHOOSE
>>LIE
>>TELL THE TRUTH
>>25927790
Tell da truth
>>25927790
Truth we are fucked either way
>>25927790
Whatever gets a happy ending, not sexual until after.
>>25927790
Come clean to her. She can help play damage control. Im sure she'll understand. right?
>>25928102
We mention they are 500 hundred year old hobos first, then say they are living with us, also are alternate pony version of grandpa sent them here through the mirror in the office and you cant send them back. Show the letter as proof.
>>25928199
Not completely clean. Theyre homeless girls that were abandoned after an uh, orphanage fire?
>>25928446
Wouldn't she know about the magic shit already? Why not
>>25927008
>Fanniana Trench
kek
>>25927049
>The End
Son of a bitch, your name was true. Oh woe is me, to feel feels and then they are over so swiftly! ;-;
>>25927790
Truth, justice, the Amer---
>>TELL THE TRUTH
>>25927790
I'm more of a Vaudevillians guy.
Also truth.
You know, I really want to draw
So to get started I will take request
I will not promise master piece's but they also will not be shit.
So anything you guys want
>>25929236
#QuiteManly choice
>>25929256
Aria doing a fastball special with Adagio
>>25927790
>you look at the Dazzlings
>when you think about it, you tired to cover it up but already 2 out 3 have struck you down
>you wanna go for a 3rd strike?
>sigh
"Alright. Dean Cadence, I'm glad I'm telling this to you because you're the only person I trust the most in this school. However we need to discuss this in my office. I don't want the kitchen staff spreading rumors."
>luckily the staff was in the kitchen so it is less likely they heard that
>after everyone went to the office, you tell Cadence
"This may seem off and there's a reason why I didn't tell Cinch. It would have her question my position as a teacher."
>deep breath
"The truth is these girls have no parents. They're homeless orphans. I took them in as their guardian and they are now living with me. I was gonna get them to enroll here so they can have a proper education however I expected them to stay at home but they decided to follow me to school instead."
>Cadence gives you a blank stare
"Anon, is that true?" She asks with a raised eyebrow
"You think this doofus is lying?" said Aria
"Aria please, give some respect when talking to Dean Cadence."
>Aria looks away with a huff
"It's true." said Sonata, "Anon has been real nice to us. He bought us clothes and cooks meals for us. He even taught me to make pancakes."
>Cadence has a surprised look on her face and turns to you
"I knew you were kind to the students but I never expected this. Did something happen that caused you to take these girls in?"
>do you really want to explain that a magic horse counterpart of your grandpa brought these girls to your world with nothing but the clothes on their back?
>she'd think you're crazy
>go for the roundabout
"Let's just say it had something to do with my grandpa."
>>25929300
"Oh, I'm sorry."
"Sorry?"
"You didn't know? Your grandfather was reported missing a year ago."
"A year ago?? I wasn't told this."
"You haven't?"
"No, why wasn't i told this?"
"I assumed your family told you about it."
"My family didn't say anything. They just sent me this mirror."
"That's very strange. So these girls know your grandfather."
"In a sense, yes."
"Well this is confusing but I'm surprised you're doing something for these girls and at the same time I'm glad. You look like you will be a great father to them."
"F-father?!"
"You /are/ taking them in, right?"
"Y-yes?"
"So as their legal guardian the best category you would fit in is 'Father'."
"O-oh.."
>You really wouldn't call yourself a father
>especially with the fellatio Sonata did a while back..
>calling yourself a father to Sonata after that gives you the cringe chills
>however there are more important matters
"Dean Cadence, I wish for you to not discuss this matter to Cinch or the rest of the staff. I'm afraid it'll affect how the school with look at me and-"
"You want me to handle the enrollment papers?"
"Huh?"
"You want this to keep this a secret correct?"
"Yes?"
"I know I shouldn't do this but let me handle the enrollment forms. I think it's the least I could do after you and your grandfather helped this school."
>you bang your head and hands on the table, trying to bow
"Thank you, Dean Cadence! I'm sorry I got you into this mess!"
"It's not like you could've avoided this mess anyway." Said Adagio with a laugh
>oh sure, you WERE gonna avoided it but they HAD to follow you to school
"I'll need the basics. Names, Addresses, etcetera." said Cadence
>she turns to the girls
"What are your names?"
"I'm Sonata Dusk!"
"Adagio Dazzle, charmed."
"Aria Blaze."
>she looks at them blankly
"Oh I recognize you three! You were part of the Battle of the Bands at Canterlot High, right?"
>oh crap
>>25927049
I love it
>>25922082
>C'mon, this is the internet. It's a faceless, impersonal place. Conversations usually happen by commenting on someone else's thoughts, much like when waiting in a line or a crowd. Places where people are strangers.
You are also using a name to identify yourself with. Just stop talking and lurk for a bit.
>>25924988
>I have a story idea i'll probably never get around to writing
Good. The premise sounds shit.
>>25927353
Is Sonata a narc?
>>25929337
>You really wouldn't call yourself a father
>especially with the fellatio Sonata did a while back..
--
>>"It's not like you could've avoided this mess anyway." Said Adagio with a laugh
He could have, if you girls weren't so hard headed
--
>"Oh I recognize you three! You were part of the Battle of the Bands at Canterlot High, right?"
>>oh crap
double oh crap
>>25930749
Did fap man finally take off his trip?
>>25930840
I'm afraid I'm not the fap you are looking for.
Not sure if I should be flattered or not though
>>25930874
I assure, it's not a compliment.
>>25930913
Now I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Compliment well received.
Brump
>>25912007
>Sonata's bouncing sweater puppies
Nooo
I have to get ready for work soon
Now is not the time for boners
>>25932804
>Now is not the time for boners
that cums later
I have an idea for a story.
>Anon live with the dazzle ,and love each and every one of them. He knows their mindset and behavior.
>The girls loved him too.
>The magical shenanigans ensued with Anon going back into the past where the Dazzlings were still Sirens OR when they still have the gems.
>It could be a comedy where Anon mindtrick them, a romance where Anon tried to help them without them knowing that he is not mind-controlled or action when the current Dazzle came to the past to save him
It's a free idea so writefags, you can use them.
Btw, I heard that dazzlequest is back
>>25932893
I'll believe it when I see it update but it would be cool if he worked with another artist to do it or somthing.
>>25932815
How much later exactly? There might not be enough time.
>>25933203
better not sacrifice quality and consistency for quantity
>>25934557
I mean most of dazzle quest is just doodles and every now and then a refined realistic-ish sketch. I figured the hardest part would be the writing. I really don't see why it would take so long to update.
>>25934626
Loss of interest? Inspiration is fleeting.
>>25934626
there are plenty of reasons. be patient. not like he's getting paid for it
>>25934626
Well they mentioned they had two other projects of higher priority in place. Plus real life.
>>25934711
>not like he's getting paid for it
^ also this
sure is dead today
>>25932491
>Leaving out the worst Dazzle
Almost makes up for the shit crossover.
>>25927049
This was fucking great.
>tfw no gf to peg me
Sad panda.
>>25936608
Sad day
Dead
>>25937621
Even death may die.
>>25938121
ia! ia!
fhtagn!
Well people are dealing with NYE
>>25938658
Nya?
>>25938699
New Years Eve
>>25938658
That's tomorrow you jackass. Take your name off when you're being stupid.
>>25938799
It's NYE here in New Zealand.
>>25938819
My mistake then. Still, most of us are American.
>>25936241
One version with the lips, p-please.
>>25939470
That was fast.
>>25939470
mwah
>>25939470
Thank you
>>25939480
>>25939502
>>25939566
shucks it ain't no thang
>>25929337
"Yes, we were." said Dagi, "We would've won but it looks like things didn't go to plan."
"Wait, where did you hear about Battle of the Bands?"
"From Vice-Principal Luna."
>Ah, little Lulu.. You haven't seen her for a long while and she hasn't even called you yet somehow she's all long distance friendly with Cadence
"Since they live with you, their address and contact number will be yours. But I'll change the apartment number to avoid any suspicion. Are there any vacant rooms in the complex?"
>don't think living in the same apartment is a problem, think about how living in the same building could cause suspicion
>then again Cadence is trying her best to be helpful but honest
>any exposed lie from those papers will cause damage to Cadence's position as Dean
>after a slew of questions, Cadence finishes the forms
>you tell the girls to stay in the office while you and Cadence send the enrollment forms
>you walk with Cadence to her office
"So these girls are living with you. They seem nice."
"Yeah, they can be /real/ charming.."
>Sonata is nice but not that bright, Adagio is caring but has that Alpha complex and Aria is mostly rude but she's loyal.. to Dagi
"How are Celestia and Luna? I haven't heard from them in a long while."
"Well they've been doing fine. I heard their school is doing better." said Cadence, "Though if you want to, you can head over to the school anytime or you can join me in the Friendship Games around Spring. Either way, you can talk to them in person and catch up."
"Haha, that'd be nice but I'm not sure."
"Bad memories about that place?"
"Not really, it's just.. we've been winning the Friendship Games for so long. It hardly feels friendly anymore."
"The students can be a bit over zealous but I think it's a good confidence boost for them."
"If only I could say the same for Canterlot High.."
>>25940093
Too bad they didn't change the expressions of the other girls.
>>25940504
By spending centuries in oureqgworld they would've figured how to use electronics
>>25940504
2cute4me
>>25941124
Dagi, yes. Sonata, yes.
What ever happened to mistake anon? They still around?
Where is Apparently Anon?
i miss his quality job
>>25941288
>>25941356
Damn, is your taste seriously that shitty? I do like that pone though.
>>25941288
I think they said their laptop was on the fritz
>>25942087
Bump
>>25940504
And I was trying so hard not to hnnnng this morning...
Adagio a qt
>>25942937
110%
>>25942937
>>25942948
why is she so sensual
>>25942972
This is how she makes up for her lack of titties.
>>25938199
>tfw you will never be awoken by Sonata after she defeats the Cleric Beast
>you will never help Sonata absorb blood echoes in order to gain the strength to hunt the beasts
>she will not give you a hairclip, totally disregarding the fact you have no hair
>you won't laugh when she dresses exactly like you and and makes funny poses
>you will never raise qt Sonata in the Workshop after she defeats the Moon Presence in battle
>she will not grow into a benevolent, beautiful eldritch god to watch over and protect humanity from the eldritch horrors of the basement dimensions
>you will never do this becauseyou are just her doll and not real.
>>25942010
Two different anons, asshole. Why don't you pull your daddy's cock out of your mouth before bitching about taste next time.
>>25943090
but her poof does that
>>25943137
>watch gonna do with all day poof?
>all day poof up on your roof?
>I'm gonna get get getcha goofed
>getcha love goofed on my poof
Aria and Sonata sing backup
>Her poof, her poof!
>>25943177
oh my god I love you, that's perfect
>>25943183
Dammit, spell check turned dat into day
>>25943177
dagidubs, nice
>>25940093
"So you've never heard from your grandfather?"
"Nope. All they told me was that grandpa was busy and then gave me the mirror. I still never understood why to me."
"Well I was told that was a mirror he used in his experiments."
"Yeah, but what for is the question."
>obviously for a portal to another world but you can't really tell her that
"Well, let's just hope he's okay." said Cadence
"If it's my grandpa, he'll most likely get himself in trouble, come up with strange plans and escape with success."
>Cadence laughs
"It's almost like magic."
"Yeeeeeeah.. magic."
"Well, here's my office. Let's finish the paperwork and your girls will be ready for school by next year."
"Will we discuss uniforms?"
"Oh, those have to be bought."
>uh oh
"How much are we speaking?"
>Cadence grabs a calculator
"Hmm, since it's for three females it might be a bit.. pricey."
"Really?"
"The uniforms are custom made to fit every student perfectly and unlike the males, females have certain measurements that have to be accounted for a perfect fit."
>certain measurements? what do-
>Sonata Bust
>oh right.
"Well, here's the total."
>you look at the calculator
"...Is that tax included?"
"Yes."
>you feel like you are going to faint
>you feel like you won't be able to eat for a while
"However, I can let you borrow these extras until you have enough to pay."
"Extras?"
"Yes, some students get the wrong size so we return them but I kept a few just in case."
>leave it to someone like Dean Cadence to have emergency uniforms
"I'll have the papers and uniforms ready by tomorrow." She said
"Thank you so much Dean Cadence. I really owe you one."
"I'll keep that in mind." She laughs
>Dean Cadence has been such a good help to you
>you both seem to have good chemistry
>however it's only about school
>and she has a boyfriend after all
>what's more is that you were shocked when you found it was Twilight's older brother
>you didn't know she even had one
>>25943231
Still kinda works nice.
>>25936355
I'm pretty sure that's Glimmer, not Aria.
I want to kiss Aria in new year.
I'm going to bed. Happy new year /dzg/
>>25944603
For some reason this makes it look like she's a Pokemon trainer and her favorite pokemon is her seapony self.
>>25945655
I want to hug that qt.
>>25945674
Same, happy new year.
We need a 2016 version of this.
>>25945674
Happy New year Anon
Happy New Year Everyone
>>25945381
>we'll never smooch our dazzfus as the clock strikes midnight
Erase me from this hellish existence.
http://i.imgur.com/KTaS9vL.png
Moar
>>25946406
https://derpiboo.ru/tags/artist-colon-silvertrash
>>25946406
'moar' is here, for the comic's basis:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/231348/i-wanna-be-your-pony
Loving this illustrated spin on it.inb4 dykeshit guy
Happy New Year mates. It's 2016 here so I guess this qualifies as a message from the future.
>>25947477
>ridiculously big tits
>adagio with big boobs
>>25947477
9/10, would have been perfect if Adagio's chest were smaller.
>>25948058
someone pls explain the pie
>>25948182
Within the pie is darkness, an old friend of Superman's.
>>25943115
>>25946527
>actively encouraging dykeshit
m8
>>25912007
bump
>>25943177
I want Adagio to poof upif you know what I mean
>>25940504
[shitposting cutely]
Happy new years!
>>25950632
bout that time eh chaps
