>Daddy?
>>25901314
Wrong cave jackass.
>>25901314
Roll over.
>>25901314
That's a cute puppy
>>25901369
you're a cute puppy
>>25901314
I want to knot it
>>25901695
do not knot the pup
>>25901314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bIuUp4eGmU
>>25901314
Oh fuck, you knotfags are posting outside mlpg now?
>>25901321
Hah.
>Tfw i realized this is the third Diamond Dog thread i have personally ever seen despite coming here for 4 fucking years
Is MLP the worst offender for 'Introduce [characters] and then never use it again'?
Took them like 3 seasons to even show us Gilda a second time
>>25901314
> Anon adopts a stray Diamond Dog after a cave collapse leaves it without parents
> All the ponies think Anon is now a dirty cave fucker.
> Anon has to enroll him into Pony School and be a good dad while dealing with the shit other ponies give him and his son.
>>25902689
Very cute. I'll write some green for you guys if you want
>>25903018
Yus pls, as one greenwriter to another please do
>>25903018
do it for yourself, not us man
I do want some green though
>>25903041
I'll get on it as soon as I get back from work.
>>25901314
>>25903090
it would be awkward explaining how her mother was in heat to her
>>25903018
and then anon was never seen nor heard from again
>>25901841
>tfw no Diamond Dog redemption episode
>>25903191
Working on it, can't have an unredeemed antagonist.
>>25903254
Actually, you're never going to get it. They got relegated to the comics, which is pretty much where all the concepts that the show thinks are unimportant go to die and get forgotten.
>>25903633
They could ignore them, though.
>>25903018
yes pls
>>25903090
Once upon a time in a cave...
good job, anon
>>25904742
I would please her or die trying
>>25901361
>>25901314
>>25904742
yes, I accept these burdens.
>>25901314
Where is mah bitch>tfw no knotty dick
>>25905726
>>25905770
http://i.imgur.com/bmm7m2d.png
>>25905903
yes, this is good.
>tfw no clingy and loyal diamond dog waifu to bone and breed
>>25906144
>tfw no cute diamond dog daughter and huge dogwife
>>25906144
Fucking furfags
>>25905903I dont even care if this is dangerously furry, but I'd hit that.
Shame we cant really get lots of Fem DD or Minotaur because of that boundary, though.
>>25906332
Minotaurs are too cool.
GREEN
>>25902689
I'd watch that show
>>25901314
bitch?
>>25906144
>>25906176
>tfw no diamond dogs at mother base
>>25907270
Nothing green over here
>>25903018
Yuss
>>25903018
It better be a girl to call her Bitch
>>25901314
Unf, keep calling me daddy.
>>25904742
>always wanted to see more diamond dogs material in general
>most don't dare post any with how close it sits to the furry department
Shame, lot of untapped potential sitting there
>>25902689
>>25903018
Where are the greens anon?
Needs more bitches.
>>25910897
This pleases me, all of it.
>>25910897
Especially you anon.
>>25903018
Anon will deliver soon...
Right?
>>25909768
>>25910970
Anon returns from his shift at work I have off tomorrow, so let me get some sleep and I'll get on it tomorrow.
Pizza delivery if anyone is interested
>>25910988
Pizza time.
>>25911041
That is a terrible delivery technique. That 4th pizza is going to be mashed against the top of the pizza box.
>>25903633
there are more dogs in the comics??
http://i.imgur.com/AaDgfKp.png
>>25910988
tight
>>25913966
That's a big pupper
>>25901314
Your mother is a bitch
>>25915245
She is.
>Damn, winter in Equestria didn't mess around.
>You suppose it has to do with the fact if the head of the weather team says it's going to snow.
>It's going to snow.
>Didn't make your job any easier since Rarity apparently needed these gems you were working on digging up.
>In her words, it's the most important thing in all of Equestria that she gets these gems.
>So here you were, standing on the hill filled fields outside of ponyville with a shovel in your hand, and a wagon full of gems behind.
>Piles of snow and ice covered the ground, but down in the caverns at least it was warm.
"Hmmm?"
>From deep down in the caverns you can almost hear a crying whine.
>That horrible sad dog noise.
"Hello?!"
>You move down deeper into the caverns to see a small little dog, above the size of your head, digging frantically at a blockage in the tunnel.
>"Mom! Dad!"
>>25915339
P-pupper?
>>25915339
>You drop the shovel, and watch for a few seconds as the little pup uncovers a limp paw.
>Dear god, that paw could easily cover your entire face if it wanted to
>"Mom, please get up. Please....."
>The little pup noses at the bloodied paw before you make yourself known to the little dog.
"Hey there, what's going on here?"
>The dog is startled quickly turning around, and baring it's small teeth at you.
>"There......there was a cave in. My Mom pushed me out of the way, but she couldn't get out of the way in time....."
"I don't think she's alive, it's not safe down here."
>"But my parents."
"I'll take care of you until we find someone to take care of you. Please, this place might keep caving in with the way it's been snowing outside."
>You hold you hand out to the little dog.
"I'm Anon, what's your name?"
>"It's Diamond....my Mom used to call me diamond because of my eyes."
>You could easily see why she was called that. Her irises had a crystal like shine to them.
>>25915497
i need more
WHERE IS THE REST
>>25915497
Moar pls.
>>25915497
Pupper no
>>25917283
>>25917267
>>25915844
Work has called to me again, anons. I will return as soon as I can
>>25917691
We'll try to keep the thread alive until you get backhave a cute Fluttershy in the meantime
>>25907432
STANDING
p.10 bump
>>25918582
ON THE EDGE
>>25919453
OF THE CRATER
>>25920258
LIKE THE PROPHETS ONCE SAID
>>25915497
>Diamond scampers over to you, and using her large paws manages to somehow climb up to your shoulder, perching there.
>Well hey it can't be that bad, you're sure Twilight would be more then happy to tell you how to take care of a Diamond dog pup.
>Even then, the rest of the mane 6 should be more then glad to help with Diamond.
>You shouldn't have her more then a few hours....your good deed will be done for the week, and life can return to some form ot normalcy.
>With Diamond, and your diamonds secure you head towards the exit of the cavern.
>Now then, time to get back to Ponyville through this accursed winter weather.
>>25920288
Whispers
bumper sticker
>>25901841
Wouldn't that award go to one piece or something? Naruto at least.
>>25906144
>tfw no diamond dog waifu to impress because you can keep having sex because you don't have a knot
>>25920830
In the air...
>>25921371
...tell the tales
Of the brothers gone.
>>25921466
We should probably stop.
Don't die on me yet
>>25915497
>"Mom, please get up. Please....."
THIS GOD DAMN LINE FUCK
Needs more puppy.
needs more diamond dog fucking
>>25922694
Wait till their first heat
Well... I'm surprised this thread made it this far. Congrats on that. Since there is some interest in this I will write some green for you dogs.
In the meantime use this to keep you busy
http://pastebin.com/unQcgZH2
>>25921548
WASH AWAY THE ANGER...
>>25923139
write fag we need you to make this happen
>>25923427
Kay
>>25923427
so far so good
>>25915497
I like the start but... I don't know. It feels like the parents are abandoned a bit too easily. I get it, they are dead. And I appreciate stories that avoid being too melodramatic. But at the same time, the kid just got told by a stranger "your parents are dead, sorry" and barely reacts to it in a shocked or angry/sad way. I like the set up, but Anon should try harder to earn her trust in that rather dramatic situation before she is even willing to take up his offer to be brought to somewhere where it is save
>>25923586
But what if... the parents aren't really dead? Reminds me of that one quest in FO4 with the kid in the fridge. Might be a bit cliche if the parents are alive but it would make the story a little less abrupt if they are still alive somewhere.
Well life called. I'll be back later to work on it more. Have what I wrote so far...or tell me to stop and get gudder.
Day 'Every dog has his day in Equestria'
>You are Anon.
>It's been...years? Years. Since you came to Equestria.
>Honestly you've lost track. The caladars aren't exactly the same.
>Today you're out hunting! That's right you can go kill things and eat them!
>Nobody minds as long as you don't drag the corpse through the market in broad daylight.
>...Boy did that almost kill you.
>But enough about your backstory. You're out hunting boar today.
>Easy to kill, but a problem in packs.
"There you are..."
>Out 50 feet from you is a lone boar. Most likely out scavanging.
>You reach into your quiver and nock an arrow in place.
>Shut up... you couldn't afford a crossbow.
>With a trained eye on target you hold your breath, and then release. A hit through it's eye.
"Bullseye!"
>The creature squirms and wavers as its life drains away.
>To keep it from struggling you jump out from your hidding spot, pull out your combat knife, and slice its neck.
>A mercy kill. Old uncle Anon always did say only edgelords and faggots watch it squirm.
"Well that was easy, they usally come in-"
>"Help!"
>SCREEEEEEEEE!
>That must be its singular.
>"Mom! Dad! Help!"
"Oh shit!"
>Leaving the boar behind you sprint towards the commotion.
>You aren't gonna let someone die on your watch.
>Reaching towards your pocket you pull out your flask and knife; you hold the two on each hand and bang on them as hard as you can.
"RRRAAHHhh! Get out of here! GET!"
>The noise drew their attention and your speeding lumbering body spooked the singular away.
"That's right and stay away!"
>Damn pigs. They can't even handle this human.
>Oh right the kid...
>You look around and spot a tiny dog trembling on the floor.
"Huh...I wounder where that cry came from..."
>The pup stops shaking and very catiously looks up towards you.
>"Daddy?"
>>25924334
"Uh... What? You can talk?"
>"Y-You aren't my dad."
"No. I am not. Last I checked I didn't fuck a dog."
>It starts shaking again. Almost threatend by your statement.
>Right. It's still a kid...
"Look I'm not here to hurt you. I just scared the pigs away, okay?"
"Go find your dad. I'm sure he's somewhere looking for you."
>You wave it off and start walking away from it... It'll be fine. If it's like any wild dog it will have its pack not far behind.
>Searching around you spot your kill from not too long ago.
>Thank god nothing else took it away while you were gone. The sun is going down and you're sure as hell not gonna spot anything at night.
>...Might as well hold up here for the night. You'll get lost and get caught by some magical wood dog or something.
>You grab a bunch of branches thrown about the forest floor. You know nothing too wet, and something hardy enough to last the night.
>Also, something to cook that pig with.
>If you leave it any longer as it is the flies will get to it first.
>Some time jump later.
>Fire wood here, a skin there, a bit of choice cuts made, and BAM you have the whole night set... Well except tents. You didn't think it would've taken this long.
>The smell would draw out some preditors, but as long as you have the fire going they aren't gonna do jack shit.
>SNAP
>Spoke too soon. You draw out your knife and face your offender... It's the dog.
"What the hell are you doing here?"
"I thought I told you to go to your parents."
>"I...I couldn't find them."
"What do you mean you couldn't find them?"
>"I don't know where they are..."
>Of course.
Damn cut offs.
>>25924343
"Well you can't just stay here it's dangerous."
>"Then what are you doing here?"
"I'm- that's not the point. The point is you are not home, and I can handle myself."
>With your hand you motion tham out wards.
"Now shoo. Go!"
>"But-"
"I said go!"
>...
"You don't know how to get home do you...?"
>"No." his voice quiverd.
"Okay. Okay, stop the water works. Do you at least know what it looks like?"
>"*sniff* Yes."
>"It has a lot of holes...Oh! and there are some mountains with a lot of caves."
>This doge I swear.
"Anything else?"
>"It had a lot of gems."
>Why does that sound familiar...
"Hey, by any chance did you guys meet a whiney pony. Probably white."
>"YOu mean the whining pony! Yeah she left with her friends a couple years ago. They said that her voice could cause cave-ins."
"Okay I think I know where you live."
>"Really!?"
"Yes, really but I'm taking you tommorow. It's too dangerous right now."
Like I said give me opinions so far, will work more on it later, blah, blah, bleh, bruh.
bump for pup
>>25924355
I want to fuck the pup
>>25901321
Fuck yeah
>Woof
>>25924355IT'S A BOY OR A GIRL
>>25926162
I think that's the point until it's update.
>>25926237
PAGE 10 IS NOT THE POINT
>>25924355
u do gud keep goin fuk d doge
Boop
Page 9 bump
Have a poorly made image, courtesy of me.
Literally dead thread.
Waiting
>>25901314
N-no you're thinking of the guy next door. Big fat guy.
>>25901321
>>25930251
Still waiting
>>25925095
bored shitty artfag here, request dogesketches
>>25932363
Tiny d-dog playing fetch
>>25932383
welp sorry for taking forever, some RL stuff happened
>>25932809
NOICE
>>25932809
how about dog being happy
>>25932809
I want toCuddle and scratch that little dog's belly and let her[/spoiler|
chew on mytennisballs when weplay in the parkbefore at home I willscratchall over her back till she falls asleep in my lap.
>>25932809
Bellyrub for pup
>>25932809
more doge in cute situations, preferably eating a softserve in a very messy way.
Or a leash clipped to the collar and asking for walkies as they hold it in their mouthOr you knowlewd things.
>>25932842
I had a lot of fun with this one.
>>25932878
>>25932909
>>25932872
Im gonna do more later, but for now I have to sadly go for a while.Can totally do lewd, not of tiny D-dog though, sorry
>>25933028
You are the hero this thread needs
>>25933028
it's so cute I'm going to die
>>25933028
You make very good diamond dogs
Writefag here thanks for holding down the fort while I passed out.
>>25932809
>>25933028
Nice doge.
>>25901314
Let's go pal
>>25933467
mod when?
No really, that would be cute as hell.
>>25933664
that would make me use dogmeat
>>25933704
>>25933467
>>25933664
>Change regular noises to puppy/child voices
>Clothing/collar options
>Custom dig spots that give resources and sometimes gems that are worth good caps
>Can rip bones off of ghouls and animals for treats
I NEEEEEEED ITTTTTTTTT
>>25933831
someone make this now
I've got a diamond dog picture to add.
This needs more greens
>>25934631
Shut up I'm working on it.
>>25924355
Alright let's update this shotty dog.
>Morning creeps up on you and the light pierces through your eyelids.
>Guess it's time to wake up.
>With a quick pat down and quick glance around camp nothing seems out of place.
>...Except the dog. It's curled up closer than you remember.
>You should probably get its name.
"Hey."
>You nudge with your foot.
"Wakey. Wakey. We got no eggs but plenty of bakeey."
>The constant prodding of your foot gets it to stir to a slow rise.
>"Hmmgh Mommy?... What time is it?"
"I'm not your mom, but I can give you some pork."
>In an instant it looks like it finally realized it was still lost.
>"Oh it's you..."
"Well aren't you a ray of sunshine... Anyway, yeah it's me."
>You say as you pull out some rations from last light.
"Here, the name's Anon."
>"...I'm Jasper, and thanks."
"It's just bacon."
>"I mean about last night."
"...It's just bacon."
>"You know what I mean!"
"Hehe, yeah I know. I'm messing with you."
>Gotta liven the mood somehow.
>By the way it's eating it's probably been out here for a couple days.
>Poor thing... You're glad it's gonna be your hands soon enough.
"So, are you ready to go see your parents Jasper?"
>"Mmmhhm" said with a fist full of ham in its mouth.
>"mhmh mnnhhm-"
"Swallow first then talk."
>It meekly nods and does as it's told.
>"R-Right, sorry... How long until we get there?"
"It's about a 4 hour walk from here. Not terribly far."
"How did you even get this far."
>"I...I don't know. Last I remember is mom telling dad to take me hunting. Something about growing up."
"I see."
"Well enough of that then."
>You stand up eliciting a small peep from Jasper.
"Are you done eating?"
>"Yeah?"
"Good, lets go. Your home isn't suddenly going to stand up and come to us."
>>25935131
>"Are we there yet?"
"No."
>"How about now?"
"Still no."
>"...Now?"
>Don't answer it Anon you're better than this.
>"Anon?"
>"Aaaaanon."
>...
>"ANON!"
>In you calmest dmenior you could muster you turn around to face Jasper.
"Yes tiny dog from the pit of the seven hells?"
>"Are we there yet?"
>...If that dog didn't have a wonder struck face it would have wonderd what struck it by now.
"I got a better idea. Let's play the 'only talk when it's neccesary' game."
>"Aww, but that's boring. My dad always wants to play that one."
>Gee I wonder why.
"Okay if you don't want to play that then can you keep it down. We don't want to draw attention from anything around here. It's still pretty dangerous."
>"O-Okay... Sorry."
>"So, how much time do we have until we get there?"
"It shouldn't be long infact I can see a couple caves from here."
>"Huh? Where I don't see it."
"Up here. Look."
>Picking Jasper up you set it on your right shoulder."
>Light dogs. Be light.
>"Whoa! I can see everything from up here."
"It's not my fault you're shorter than 4 feet."
>"What's that?"
"What's wha-fuck!"
>You take off Jasper from your shoulder and hide behind a large fallen log.
>It's a fucking manticore.
"Shhush, keep quite and do exactly as I say."
>You peek around the top and see if it's spotted it you yet.
>The manticore moves closer to your location sniffing about.
>Fuck you just had to yell 'fuck' didn't you...
>>25935153
"Okay Jasper I want you to run home from here."
>"But-"
"No butts. I'm going to distract it and you are going to run. Your house is not far from here and this thing is too much of a pussycat to attack large groups by itself."
"When I break left. You go right and RUN!"
>Jumping out from behind you train your arrow on the manticore's face. With a twang from your bow you pelt the large cat in the face.
"Jesus this thing is tough."
>From the distance you spot Jasper running away just like you asked.
"Good, that's one thing less thing to worry about."
>A loud roar breaks you from your day dream like stuper.
>You still got a manticore to fight.
>It's heavy paws swing for your head. You duck down and watch it obliterate the tree behind you. Leaving a gaint scar where the tree use to be.
>Thinking it was better to not get close to that thing you pull back with bow drawn.
>You fire three successive shots towards it's chest; hoping to hit it's heart, but it only drives it mad.
>With loud roar it lunges towards you; With a genious idea you hold out your bow to defend against the impact, but the force was too great and sent you flying towards a nearby boulder.
>Your bow lay in ruins and its attack left you batterd and bruised.
>The manticore recovers quickly and begins to charge at you. With little time to react you draw out your knife and ready it for imacpt.
"So, this is how I die..."
>Even if you stab it and make it a fatal shot the speed of that thing will kill you.
>At least you saved Jasper...
>>25935174
>"Anon!"
>"Is he dead?"
>"Anon, wake up! Please..."
>Oh god your head.
"Mergphlageh."
>"Anon, you're alright!"
"Huh? Jasper? I told you to run away. There's a manticore on the lose."
>"It is dead."
"Who's there?"
>Just on queue a larger diamond dog approches your vision.
"Who are you?"
>"I am Jasper's father. It is good to see another hunter like me."
>"While it was charging I counterd it with my own charge. It did not resist; most likely a last ditch effort to kill you."
>Cool you barely took out a manticore.
"Well that's great I'm alive, Jasper is home, and now I can go home too."
>By trying to emphisize your livlyhood you stand up to streatch; only to immediately regreat it.
>It feels like thousands of hot needles are pricking you all over your body.
"Geez my freaking everything hurts..."
>"Carefull you lost a lot of blood."
"Don't worry about it I'll be fine. At least Ponyville isn't far from here."
>You walk over to pick up your backpack and broken bow...
>Man that's gonna suck to replace. Not even ducktape can fix this mess.
>"Aren't you forgetting something?"
"Mmmmh-Nope! I got the pig and useless bow. I'm pretty sure that's everything."
>"And the manticore?"
"I can't lift that even if I tried. You can have it for all I care."
>"Thank you... I know you brought Jasper back to me and I'm greatful for it; but can take her with you?"
"Her?"
>>25935211
>"Yeah, I'm a girl. Duh." chimmed in Jasper
"Okay... why?"
>"Because I was born thi-"
>"*cough* I think he means why is he taking you with him."
>"Oh."
>"Well you see... my mate found another..."
"I'm not following you."
>"I have been overthrown as her mate, and as such my offspring hold no value. I hold no value..."
"So you gotta prove yourself in order to keep the family line going? Then what about her?"
>"She is a female, and as such she threatends the stature of her mother and her current mate."
"I still don't see how-"
>"They will kill her."
"Oh..."
>"I don't want to lose her, but I can't leave my pack."
"Only form of security?"
>"I'm afraid so..."
>"You already proved to be of a good heart. I can trust you with this, even if you are an alien to us."
"I'm a human, but I can see where you're coming from."
>I just wanted some god dammed meat.
"Are you okay with this Jasper?"
>She nods her head.
>"The others are afraid to help me. They don't want to get in trouble with mom."
>Man she sounds like a bitch.
>"Plus you already saved me twice! I already know you won't let me get hurt."
>You little cheeky fuck I almost died last time.
"Fine. You win. I will take you in, but don't think that's an excuse to cause me more trouble."
>"I thank you human. Later out in the week I will bring you the meat of the manticore as my thanks."
"Yeah, yeah. Come on Jasper. I need to store the pig in the fridge."
>"Okay! By daddy!"
>"Bye sweetie. Make me proud okay?"
>"Kay!"
>They take their leave with the father and the dead manticore left behind.
>"...I forgot to ask him where he lives...Shit, he said Ponyville right?"
>>25935232
And that's what I had so far. Comments, rage, >rape, ect. are welcome.
>>25935255
I like it so far.
Not many DiamondDog stories.
>>25935232
>>25935255
For the love of all that is good and holy.
MOAR
>>25901314
>Yes, son?
bamp
>>25935465
I agree. More.
>>25933467
[X]YOURE A MUTT
There isnt nearly enough DiamondDog porn
Bumpin and waitin
>>25937157
There is not enough DiamondDog stories, period.
>>25906144
sauce?
>>25938095
https://e621.net/post/show/684171/
Or use Google next time dumbass
WE NEED MORE FUCKING CUTE
>>25940402
I AGREE
BUMPS FOR MORE DD GREEN
Here are two ideas for short greens, if anyone is interested.
1. Anon taking the little pup to the doctor for treatment, ending up of course at the vet. Followed up by stuff like the pup making a scene there and eventually calmed down with the offering of a pack of his/her fvorite dog biscuits.
2. Something new years related. At least from personal experience I know that dogs don't like fireworks. So here is an idea: New year's eve in Ponyville, all are celebrating, the pup is even allowed to stay up longer for the fireworks. Only for things to get awry when Pinkie lights them up. Dog is shaking, eventually running away and hiding somewhere. Turns out that not only are the loud noises scaring her, but reminding her off whatever took away her parents. This green just ends with Anon tugging her up and going home with her while the other ponies decide to further celebrate (either unaware of what exactly happened or, after Anon reassured them that everything is okay, that they should continue even if he appreciates their concern). Ending is centered around Anon just laying on the couch, sitting out the fireworks outside while scratching the pup's ear to make it relax till it falls assleep despite the fireworks.
p.10 bed bump
>>25932909
Have another one.
These are honestly fun to drawI think I should upload this stuff to my tumblr
http://youtu.be/J6h59S9mPKM
>>25924334
>not using a boar spear
https://youtu.be/PsMVXjJcNSw
>>25940902
Why the obsession with Anon?
>>25942973
This, what about a diamond doge puppy getting adopted by some ponies? Farmers finding it abadoned or so.
>>25943400
Depending on an altitude of ponies, pup might be a family member or just farmdog.like Winona or even worse.
>>25943775
And ponies dont hold Diamond dogs in high esteem.
>>25943400
>>25902689
Single Daddy Anon is best Anon
>>25943775
>>25943785
But thats great material to work with
>>25944196
It is, but it'd also require some effort.
It's easier to just shit out AiE story #24689349 instead, the amount of attention and praise you get is the same.
boop
>>25943400
>>25943775
Hey I'm jut trying to give the pup the best case scenario. I feel as if ponies especially around Ponyville will make him out as a subclass.Like every other race that has crossed its town.The only reason I gave it to Anon was because he was a commodity as much as he was exotic.Nobody wants to be the one who pissed of an alien from a different planet. Or at least in this story so far.Plus, this gives me plenty of room to do pup things. You know? That thing you wanted...
Oh, and happy new year. Hopefully this time with more diamond doge pics.
>>25946198
>I feel as if ponies especially around Ponyville will make him out as a subclass
That doesn't really ever happen in the show though. In grimderp fanfiction it's pretty common, but not in actual canon.
Although given that you've already included Anon, it's pretty obvious you don't care much about being show-accurate, your universe clearly don't have many similarities with the MLP:FiM universe outside superficial ones.
>>25946457
Oh I know. I was just throwing my own bias out there, and don't worry it won't go grimderp. I can promise you that much. They don't give out much on diamond dogs, but I do try to keep their race as canon as possible. I'm not gonna have them start spitting out fireballs and fly through twirling their tails.
This is Diamond Dog thread, so I might as well post this.
Not much opportunity for it to be posted otherwise.
Brump
>>25901314
Slasher, pls.
>>25947770
Saved. Had a good kek
p.10 bump
This thread was made a year ago XD
>>25935131
>>"...I'm Jasper, and thanks."
>"It's just bacon."
>>"I mean about last night."
>"...It's just bacon."
>>"You know what I mean!"
I laughed.
9/10 story would read more
>>25935211
>Jasper was a she dog the whole time
Well fuck
>>25952889
and she will be our mate.
Dead doge
It's okay, lil digga, we never knew our daddys either
Drawfag back, sobering out from New Years.
Any more requests for doge?
>>25947770
You got that right. these shorts were a good idea.
>tfw the show is now six years old
>Only one Diamond dog episode.
At least they had minor appearances in the comics.
Mother Faust wouldn't have forgotten them.
>>25954706
Nigga what? She's the one who wanted them to be throwaway characters, because she wasn't comfortable with bipedal characters in the show.
Boop
>>25955578
Boop
>>25953045
Anon she's like, 8 or something.
That's weird.
>>25956407
Why are her hips literally twice as wide as her shoulders? Did someone who doesn't watch the show attempt to draw that?
>>25956376
8 times 7 is like 56 in dog years.
its fine anon.
>>25956521
>not knowing who Mangneto is
Shameful.
at what age would the diamond dog be big enough to take your dickings
>>25956753
Who? Some sparkledog OC?
I always thought it was supposed to be R63 Rover.
>>25954416
A diamond dog fighting winona. for the stick.
and last one
>>25957071
>>25957082
>>25957095
>>25957105
Why so much of this tumblr fat-acceptance shit? Not a single one of the diamond dogs are fat.
>>25910897
I hate 3/4 portraits. Stop teasing.
All this fat dog shit is both hideous and anthro.
>>25957304
A couple of them decent.
looks more like cats
>>25957143
that last few pics by that magneto person are pretty trash, and I say this as a chub lover.
>>25957897
this
>>25957631
maybeif i wasnt so shit at writing id fill this great need
>>25957631
HIGH TEST
>>25957169
Cause fem diamond dogsgotta crank out them babies on a regular basis
where is the green I need some green
>>25957169
dont you want a big booty bitch?
Another bump for a good measure
Writefag here. Got distracted and played Conquer's bad fur day; Sorry for the delay and will start writing right away.
>>25962863
Good
>>25962694
Id fuck that dog
>>25963499
That's the idea
Shameless self bump, because I'm updating a story.
>>25935232
>"Woah! Your house is huge."
>You are Anon.
"It's nice isn't it."
>After a short couple of hours you and Jasper made it towards your home.
>It's a bit far out from Ponyville, but you don't mind.
>Keeps the ponies from snooping about... Not that you have anything to hide.
"I was gonna get a regular house, but uh... I figured paying a little extra to get it my size wasn't that bad of an idea."
>Fumbling with your keys you open the door.
"Go on, make yourself at home. Who knows how long you'll be staying with me."
>She rushes in not waiting for you to guide her.
"I'm gonna put this in the fridge, I'll be with you in a sec!"
>You announce
>"Okay!" you hear from upstairs.
>Wasting no time you head towards your kitchen and drop the contents of your backpack on the table.
>They don't know nothing about your oranization skills.
>You open your refridorator and find that it's lacking... well everything.
>Aside from the meat you just caught you have next to nothing.
"Tits..."
>Well you better start storing the meat now before it gets too late to go out and by some essentials.
>...And maybe a book on diamond dogs.
>"Hey Anon?!"
"Down in the kitchen!"
>She scuttles down the strairs next to you.
>"Hey Anon where are the caves?"
"Caves?"
>"Yeah. The caves where we will be sleeping at."
"You mean rooms?"
>"What's that?"
"It's where we sleep. Mine is upstairs and to the left and yours will probably be on the right by the end of the hall."
>"Why not caves?"
"Because it's too cold to live in a cave."
>"Nuh-uh I've lived in a cave with mom and dad before and it wasn't that cold." She said proudly.
>"But we did sleep together all the time to keep warm."
"Well that's too bad. I don't live in a cave and you're getting your own room."
>"...Okay."
>Wow didn't mean to sound like a dick.
>>25965007
>continuing it now
>right as I'm going to bed
FUCK YOU WRITEFAG
>>25965007
"Err I mean..."
>"It's okay. My dad just wants to protect me from my mom."
>I swear man orphans are just downers sometimes.
>You didn't notice until you finished storing did you see how devistated she actually looked.
>She got ripped away from her family.
>Told her mom wanted her dead.
>And given away to a total stranger.
>All on the same day.
"Hey Jasper?"
>She looks up to you with tears welling in her eyes.
"Things might be a little tough right now, but your dad trusts me enough to take care of you, and I don't intend to let him down."
"Everything is going to be alright."
>Without warning she burst into tears and threw herself at you.
>She was hurt. You weren't that stupid to figure that out.
>You pet her head gently trying to calm her down and reassure her, but that only made her cling tighter and cry more.
>So you sat there for a good half hour comforting her. It's all you could really do.
>When her cring subsided you finally found your voice to speak.
"Hey Jasper. I have to go out and buy some food. Okay?"
>"But-"
"Don't worry I'll be back. In fact, I have a treat for you."
>"You do?"
"Have you ever had ice cream?"
>She shakes her head no.
"Well you're going to get some today. Do you want to come with or would you rather stay?
>"I'll stay. I'm feeling tired."
>It has been a long day for both of us.
"I'm gonna be gone for a bit. Just sit tight and relax for today."
>You head towards the door and dawn your jacket.
"I'll be back in a bit, okay?"
>"Okay."
>And with that you're out the door.
>>25965014
shes so fluffy and adorable
>>25965014
>You are Jasper.
>The fluffiest diamond dog in Ponyville.
>Probably the only one in Ponyville.
>But that's fine, because you just had one of the greatest naps ever.
>It's been a long time since you slept like that and it was thanks to Anon's couch.
>Oh, and Anon was even nice enough to take care of you.
>Even if your mom... NO!
>You don't want to think about it. She can't find you.
>And even if she did your dad or Anon will help you.
>They said they would...
>But now there is a bigger problem.
>How are you going to thank them.
"Hmm I wonder if they like drawings..."
"But the better question is where can I find something to draw with."
>Saying to nobody in partucular.
>Looking around in the living room you don't find anything that would help.
>Lots of pictures with ponies and a couple with gryphons...
>You decide to venture further into 'your' room.
>Skulking about you find a blank notebook.
>Why would he have this? You don't know, but you're not gonna start asking questions.
>Now all you need is something to write with...
"To Anon's room!"
>You really need to stop talking to yourself.
>Anyways, to Anon's room.
>Going at full speed you burst into Anon's room, but immediately regret it.
>It stinks.
"It stinks like moldy cheese."
"Ew, what's that smell."
>Curiosity taken over disgust you start searching around the room looking for the smell.
>Totally not forgetting why you were here in the first place.
>First you try his closet.
>>25965012
Oy fug you m8
>>25965023
>It smells like... puke, firewood, and pee..?
"Okay?"
>Without questioning it you sniff around under his bed.
>...There a strong punjent smell... maybe you're getting closer..?
>You take one more wiff and find that it isn't the smell that hit you earlier.
>Taking a better look you find what has been giving off the oder.
>It's like a comic book, but with wierd looking things wrestling. They kinda look like Anon, but with boobs.
"I'll ask him about it later."
>You put it back losing intrest no sooner than you picked it up.
>And then it hits you.
>That awful smell...
>That smelly smell.
>It was coming from the basket right across from you.
"That's gotta be it.
>Walking over it there is without a doubt in your mind now.
>This basket with Anon's clothes is the thing that stinks.
"Bleh, I think I'm gonna be sick."
>You walk out of the room and firmly close the door.
"I definatly don't want to go through that again..."
>Now what where you doing..? Oh yeah! Something to draw with.
>Heading downstairs you go to the kitchen this time.
>And wouldn't you know it. There is a blue marker on the table.
"Good enough for me!"
>Hopping up to the nearest chair you pull out the notebook and take the marker.
>After a couple minutes you you think you know what to draw now.
>So you get settled and start doodling for what seems like ages.
>...You still can't belive Anon isn't here yet.
>>25965036
>KNOCK KNOCK
>"Hey Anon open up! I know you're back from your trip so don't try to lock me out."
>Flaming poo! Who is that?!
>"I'm coming in anyway. You promised to dri-"
>The door opens and in comes in a pale blue pegasus with a rainbow colored mane.
>She sees you doodling on the table.
>"What the heck are you doing in Anon's house!?"
"I- uh.."
>"Are you trying to steal from him?"
>Where is Anon?!
>"Answer me or you're gonna have a hoof full in a second."
"He- I"
>"Answer me!"
"HE'S TAKING CARE OF ME!"
>"He's what..? You think I'm gonna believe a lie like that!?"
>"Who would want to be with a diamond dog like you? You're all a buch of no good filthy mutts."
"N-No!"
"He said he would take care of me..."
>You barely whisperd out.
>"Pfft hah yeah right. Like Anon is ever gonna take care of anyone. Let alone some runt."
>"Shit talking about me in my house while I'm not home is pretty low, but bulling a kid. Are you serious Rainbow?"
"Anon!"
>>25965041
>"Anon!"
>You are Anon.
>Things were going fine and dandy.
>Even had a strawberry ice cream for Jasper.
"Is everything okay Jasper?"
>It's hard to tell with the groceries in your hands, but you can feel her clutching on to your leg.
>You're pretty sure she doesn't like Rainbow.
>"Jasper? What the heck is going on?" spat Rainbow
>You make a motion towards the kitchen and set the bags down.
"I am her caretaker."
>"What? I thought you said you went out hunting?"
"I did. I found a little extra."
>"Well you should return it before her mother doesn't take her back."
>At that remark you can't help but to notice Jasper fidgeting in place.
>It okay Anon don't be mad, not yet.
>She didn't know...
"Rainbow I think you should go."
>"Go? Why? I just got here."
"Rainbow if you really want to go out and drink with me you will leave right now."
>The turn of events made her hesitate but comply.
>"You better tell me what's going on later."
"Good bye Rainbow."
>Rainbow flys out without another word, and you firmly close the door.
"It's okay now she's gone."
>You shake your leg.
"Um... You can let go now."
>"Y-You don't think I'm a bad diamond dog do you?"
"What?! No never. Don't let Rainbow Dash convince you otherwise... or anyone else.
"Come on. Let's get you that treat I promised you."
>"Oh yeah! I did something to show you my thanks."
>She scrambles over the table and pulls out a drawing.
>It's a picture of you and her dad over a dead manticore. Cute. It looks like we are roaring.
>There are also squiggles in the background. You can't tell if it's the forest or fire because of the same color.
"Wow. Thanks, it's great."
>"Really?"
"Eyup, so great in fact that it's gonna go right on the fridge. So I can see it everyday."
>To anyone you might sound sarcastic, but her goofy smile says otherwise.
>You can't just not like that ecstatic face.
And that's all I wrote. Sorry for the late night update.
>>25965049
Dash seemed EXCESSIVELY cunty here. Like, I can't even really see Dash saying something like that to a child of any race.
>>25965061
Please gib more criticism. Positive or negative. I feel like I only have one reader, but that's usually enough to help me write better.
>>25965070
Well, I mean, that's kinda all I got for now.
I'm liking it so far, otherwise.
>>25965070
Too much Anon. I came here for diamond dogs, not self-inserts.
>>25965092
nigga get out of here
we finally got an anon thats not a limp dicked faggot that stutters every other word
>>25965088
Oh, well okay. I guess I'll try to find some decent dog pics for my updates. Or maybe some landscapes.
>>25965092
I know. I have a plan. You just gotta let me build it up. I can't have actors without a stage, because I'm not filthy street performer.
>>25965115
A bit more describtion on environment and characters always goes a long way, but I like your style regardless.
Im enjoying this thread.
>>25965007
>Well that's too bad. I don't live in a cave and you're getting your own room
>you're getting your own room
>your own room
>no cuddles
Anon pls. I need this.
And another bump
Pamp
Bumo
>>25965070
Pretty sure you got more readers then that.
Story is nice so far, Rainbow was incredible cunty though, but if she stays that far in her bias I can see her doing shit like this.
>>25965070
This is a somewhat popular thread, look at the stats.
We're reading. This has more interest than Thingpone and that got an assload of art and stories.RiP in peice
Bawmp
More bumps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V2BIJ3PED8
>>25937157
>>25937178
This is true.
>>25969980
I see I'm not the only one stocking on dog pics. One of these days I'm gonna have to drawfag too.
