So, what are you into?
http://strawpoll.me/6367490
Should have just asked what aren't you into.
>>25890947
Wow, really? You're literally into all that shit?
Color me impressed, anon.
>>25890947
Being vanilla isn't fun, Anon.
>>25890934
Hypno, TF, TG, Girl on Girl,missionary position
>>25890934
According to the poll results, I am more vanilla than I thought.
Why no public/casual sex choice? That is my biggest fetish
What does TG and TF mean, and I'll take a guess that I'm probably not into them since I'm not familiar with the abbreviations.
>>25890934
My fetish ishaving sexwithwomen
>>25890988
Well fuck, I knew I forgot something. Sneezing too.
Just click floor tiles, we'll know it's you.
>Read the list.
>Know what most of these are.
Okay, what the hell is TF?
>>25890995
You sick bastard
>>25890990
TF is transformation, the physical alteration of your body. It includes species change, gender change, race change, and age change.
TG is transgender, a subset of TF. It is becoming the opposite sex, either magically or realistically.
>>25890998
Transformation
>>25890996
You also forgot the most degenerate fetish of all:Hand/hoof holding
>>25890995
Vanilla ass facebookin' normie faggot.
>>25891017
Consider the "consensual missionary" checkbox a catch-all for fetishizing vanilla acts of romance and love.
>>25890934
>no diapers
shit poll to be honest family
>>25891025
Sent ;^)
But also Femdom/Domination/Submission seem to be missing. I just picked bondage (helps I'm into that as well)
>>25891015
Thank you. Just didn't make the connection tot he abbreviation, I guess.
>>25890996
done and done, anon
>>25890988
>>25891035
>>25891037
Okay, so for next time I need to remember Public Sex and Voyerism/Exhibitionism.
I kind of figured that diapers would fall under either AR or scat, but I guess they could have their own category.
And you're right, I should have put BDSM instead of bondage, in order to be more inclusive.
>>25891068
>Forced Orgasm
>Orgasm Denial
>Crying
>>25891068
It's futile to even try and include all fetishes, but good on yah for doing your best
>>25891087
Learned from the colonel, huh?
>>25891143
Oh god dammit, I've been posting as revolver ocelot all morning. Thanks for pointing that out.
>>25891068
Don't forget abuse.
I guess my favorite specifics like hanging, strangling, cannibalism, dissection, beheading, bully punching, drowning and amputation have to fall into the guro catagory.
>>25891170
Actually, I think those would fall under the S of BDSM.
>>25891176
But S can be either sub OR sadist.
Where is the violence and abuse?
WTF OP WTF
>>25891195
I thought it had to be sadism, to go with M, masochism.
BDSM
Bondage, domination, sadism, masochism.
>>25891201
Bondage and abuse falls under either BDSM or guro, depending on how hard it is.
>>25891176
Well I do like slavery, but I don't actually care for bondage.
All those silly harmless toys and leather are mostly associated with bdsm.
Also where does drug abuse go?
>>25890934
>My fetish isn't included
Welp. Guess I really am fucked up for liking inflation.Love-bloated changelings are my fetish. All of my fetish.
>>25890934
Girl und girl, bondage, hypno and rape. Also, more specifically forced kissing.
>>25891223
Couldn't inflation be considered a subtype of TF, in that it is body modification?
Necrophiliac here, anyone else?
>>25891266
I'd like to think no
>>25891266
you gotta check that shit out, man
>>25891266
Yah.
I just choose guro for that.
>>25891284
For a moment I was confused if I had opened the /d2g/ tab there.
>>25891284
Don't worry guy, it's just a fantasy.
>>25890934
>no diapers option
Ya goofed
>>25891306
after 3k hours in the game, nothing was so easier than quitting the game
hate having my games, my mood, my time constantly judged by my 3k team mates (heres dotabuff http://www.dotabuff.com/players/139963238
>>25891326
It's scat.
>>25891223
>Love-bloated changelings
Mah nigga
>Ass worship not #1
And for all these years, I thought I could call you brothers.
OP, here with the list for next time. Is anyone still left out?
BY PARTICIPANT
Girl on Girl
Boy on Boy
Futa
Trap
Incest
Bestiality
Necrophilia
Momster Girls
TURNING INTO SHIT
TG (Gender Transformation)
TF (Transformation of Species, Race, Age, etc.)
MC (Mind Control, Hypno, Body Control, etc.)
Inflation/Deflation
Micro/Macro
PHYSICAL, EMOTIONAL, OR SOCIAL HARM
BDSM (Bondage, Domination, Sadism, Masochism)
Guro (including castration, amputation, etc.)
Rape (Includes all forced sexual activity)
Embarrassment
Cuck
MISC
Vore (includes vore through any orifice)
Scat (with or without diapers)
Diapers (with or without scat)
Other Bodily Functions (sneezing, sweat, etc)
Watersports
Unbirthing
Feet
Ass Worship
Floor Tiles
NORMIES
Consensual Missionary, Hand Holding, Kissing, etc.
I am not into any of this horrifying bullshit.
>>25890934
THERE ARE 12 KEKS IN HERE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEcan I cuck you guys
>>25891344
Iktf, bro. 4k solo shitter here, but no matter how salty I get, I'm always dumb enough to come back and play.
Too bad you're on US or I would've asked if you'd still be up for a game or two despite being hating the game right now.Also, nice steam avatar of best pone.
>>25891413
Costumes/Roleplay?
Does monster girl mean like ripped/Amazonian proportions? Or literally monster?
>>25891413
pregnancy
fucking floor tiles hnnnnnggg
>>25890934
Well, I'm one of those freaks that's into CBT. Oddly enough, not pony CBT tho. As far as pony porn goes, I'm surprisingly vanilla. Never fapped to anything more extreme than aged-up (i.e. legal age) EQG fapfics.
It's an odd piece of cognitive dissonance. I'm pretty fucked up when it comes to non-pony porn, owing to a bunch of mental issues, but when it comes to fictitious horses? Nah, can't even get a semi. Weird, no?
If anyone wants to discuss/compare how they became messed up sexually, I'm down for that.
>>25891612
The fuck is CBT
>>25891612
Just googled it
Oh
>>25890995
You disgust me.
>>25891659
Eeyup. I grew up with my mum and my sister. Mum never mentioned sex, and when she had no choice but to talk to me about it it was mind-fuckingly awkward. Whereas sister just laughed at me, forever connecting sex in my mind with embarassment and shame. I'm 26, and still a virgin, despite having talked several women into bed.
For. My. Fucking. Lose.
>>25891722
Jesus, dude. I get the humiliation part, that's common as hell in the US. I don't get CBT.
>>25891786
Well, I was holding back a little. Like I said, I feel embarassed/humiliated whenever talking about this stuff, never mind doing it. But hey, we all anonymous here.
When I was 11, I stayed round a friends house. We'd been best friends since I was 7, and he was 3 years older than me. And I'd had absolutely no information about sex up until this point. As in, I didn't know what an erection was.
So, we had to share a bed, because small house. First, he puts on a hardcore lesbian porno, where one girl is dressed as an insultingly racist native american, the other as a poorfag chinese girl (they both white).
After about 20 mins of watching, he pulls his dick out and starts wanking. At this point, I vaguely, kind of get what this is. Like, the porn has gotten to me, and even if I don't know what to do about it, I still feel something.
But then, he changes the channel and stops wanking. It's a movie, the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre, about halfway through it. I been watching horror films since I was 7, so I'm like 'cool, something familiar at last, good'
At the last scene, where Leatherface is chasing them and spinning his saw around in the road, my 'friend' takes his dick out, and starts jacking it again, and cums all over the bed (which we're both sleeping in). I have no fucking clue whats going on. Is this sex? Is this entertainment? Should I start wanking to the Alien movies to fit in? FUCK!
All this shifted the bar of deviancy in my mind. Like, I imagine normal people would be horrified by what I just said. But, because it was my first encounter with anything sexual, that's what I thought was normal.
Fuck. I'm getting heart shudders just typing this shit anomymously. Never said this to anyone, just tried to deal with it solo. Isn't that what a man does?
Fuck. Fuckfuckfuck.
>>25891965
UHHH
>>25891965
easy way : get therapy
free way : watch the porn you deem as normal for you as a person, not as a part of society (for me its pony porn) and then force fap to it,
if it feels natural. then alls good
, but if you cant do it without feeling like a faggot, then stop
if you cant fap to it, then just keep watching and looking at that type of porn until you can (this may take extremely long)
but if you're a beta cuck, then the easy way is the only way.
just remember, porn and sex is for you, not for you to abide with the social norm
>>25892023
So, guessing it's not normal, right? >.<
Fuck. No wonder I'm an alcoholic. Does that sound like I'm baying for pity? I hope not. This is my problem, and like I said, I'm the one who should deal with it by myself. But I don't know how. fuck. Sorry, /mlp/, your not a shrink board. Should have realised that. Fuck.
>>25890934
>mfw my picks are the top 3 most common
>mfw i'm too lazy to look up a face
>>25892091
>>25892103
show off
>>25890934
>Floortiles arent #1
>no cp
What kind of horrible fetish thread is this?
Am I still on 4chan circa Earth 2015?
>floor tiles
>mfw I was there
>>25892128
Rape IS on the list, anon.
>>25892128
My fetish isn't on the list.Lactation
>>25890934
Fucking.
Floor Tiles.
>Ded from Kek
>>25891612
back in the day I .... regularly needed distraction from certain happenings in my life
the worse it got the, well, worse my distraction had to be and hell it got bad
feeling like innerly puking my soul out after fapping to some of these things just was better than facing it
Okay, new list. Are all the /d/eviants adequately accounted for now?
BY PARTICIPANT
Girl on Girl
Boy on Boy
Futa
Incest
Elderly
Underage
Traps and Reverse Traps
Bestiality (includes all sex with non-sapient species)
Xenophilia (includes Poképhilia and alien fetish)
Necrophilia (including both dead and undead)
Monster Girls (all fantasy species not falling under bestiality)
TRANSFORMATIONS
TG (Gender Transformation)
TF (Transformation of Species, Race, Age, etc.)
MC (Mind Control, Hypno, Body Control, etc.)
Inanimate TF (dollification, petrification, etc.)
Inflation/Deflation (including belly, breast, etc.)
Micro/Macro
PHYSICAL, EMOTIONAL, OR SOCIAL HARM
BDSM (Bondage, Domination, Sadism, Masochism)
Violence/Guro (including castration, amputation, CBT, etc.)
Rape (Includes all forced sexual activity)
Embarrassment
Cuck
BODILY FUNCTIONS
Scat (with or without diapers)
Diapers (with or without scat)
Vore (includes vore through any orifice)
Lactation
Semen (includes bukkake)
Other Bodily Functions (sneezing, sweat, etc)
Watersports
Unbirthing
FIXATION ON PARTS
Breasts (Cowtits)
Breasts (DFC)
Ass Worship
Legs/Arms
Feet/Hands
Unusual Body Part Fixation (elbows, ears, ect.)
MISC
Consensual Missionary, Hand Holding, Kissing, etc.
Costumes/Roleplay
Floor Tiles
>>25892070
Porn, sure. Like what you like, I've thought like that since discovering Terry Pratchett.
But sex? That takes 2 people. You have to find a happy medium for both of you. As I said, I've gotten women into bed, but when it comes to the magic moment? I'm so full of shame and embarassment, I can't get it up, even though I want to.
I love women, I love their shape, their personality (some of them), their demeanor. I know they are just like us, and that I shouldn't be afraid to talk to them as humans. My logical brain knows all this, and yet every time I speak to a woman, the cringe is so strong I can't speak to them past superficial pleasantries.
Fuck, I hate myself and what I've become. Aren't i a normal human? Shouldn't interacting with other humans be fluid and natural? Fuck.
Sorry about the profanity, but fuck. FUCK.
Again, I'm 26. I should have gotten past this by now. A man deals with problems by himself. If you don't know your own mind, why do you think someone else will?
I'm playing catchup with the rest of the planet, and they have a start on me. I've long since accepted that I might die alone, but I don't want to. I want to be wanted, I want to have someone. Fuck. Again, not your problem. Been ranting so much I don't know what thread was about. Sorry
>>25890934
>floor tiles
topkekI remember that guy.
>>25892254
Not ten seconds after posting that I realized I still forgot a few more: pregnancy, mpreg, and muscle fetish.
>>25892254
Inter-racial falls under Bestiality, correct?
>>25892261
ugh, dude you're putting so much pressure on yourself.
you can do anything you want to a dead body but it wont come back to life.
stop looking at what you cant do.
tell me, what do you enjoy doing that isn't simple (ie i like doing photo and video editing and making the dankest memes)
do you know that the only way to cure depression is actually the simplest?
Find the light that helps you shine, then spread that light onto others
for me,watching mlp makes me feel like im in cloud 9, and because of that i subsidized myself into it,
which in turn made me as happy as i can be.
Yes, bad times do come around, but the only reason they go is because you recovered from it.
feeling horrible isnt a bad thing, but thinking you're your true self when you're feeling like that is.
idk what else to say man, when people say they are depressed, to me they are just saying they are shallow minded and cant think beyond what they are presented with
It feels like there's something important missing.
>no option for tentacles
u havin a giggle m8?
>>25892473
Oh nevermind I missed costumes for the furfags.
>>25891227
That is the most amazing food analogy I've ever read
>>25892391
For racialists I guess it does, but I it should get it's own category to be safe.
>>25892481
Combine the "xenophilia" option with the "rape" option for all your tentacle needs.
>>25892512
Xeno isn't on there though.
Besides, tentacles aren't exclusively xeno.
>>25890934
Well they don't call it "worstiality"
>>25892532
I know it isn't on there. I'm trying to collect new entries for the next go. When this thread dies I'll remake it tomorrow with all eleven new options people suggested be added.
Twelve, if we want to separate tentacles out.
>>25892584
>>25892429
I have to say, I completely agree with you. The onus is on myself to improve my life. Been trying to do that for 10 years now.
Where paradise goes wrong is that no matter how I try, I can't improve. What makes me happy? Being alone. What makes me sad? Being alone.
I want to be able to be intimate with anyone, but I can't. Every time I get remotely close, I get an overpowering sense of shame and humiliation. I have no close friends, few family. fuck. I'm sorry I'm posting this, there's not much you can do. But if I didn't post, I'd explode. I'm at my limit.
How do I undo psychological Damage? Is there a recipe?
>>25890934
>So, what are you into?
Horse Pussy
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Is ANYONE still left out?
BY PARTICIPANT
Girl on Girl
Boy on Boy
Futa
Incest
Elderly
Underage
Interracial
Traps and Reverse Traps
Bestiality (includes all sex with non-sapient species)
Clopping (all sex with ponies not under bestiality)
Xenophilia (includes Poképhilia and alien fetish)
Necrophilia (including both dead and undead)
Tentacle Sex (often, but not always overlapping with xeno)
Monster Girls (all fantasy species not falling under bestiality)
TRANSFORMATIONS
TG (Gender Transformation)
TF (Transformation of Species, Race, Age, etc.)
MC (Mind Control, Hypno, Body Control, etc.)
Inanimate TF (dollification, petrification, etc.)
Inflation/Deflation (including belly, breast, etc.)
Micro/Macro
PHYSICAL, EMOTIONAL, OR SOCIAL HARM
BDSM (Bondage, Domination, Sadism, Masochism)
Violence/Guro (including castration, amputation, CBT, etc.)
Rape (Includes all forced sexual activity)
Embarrassment
Cuck
BODILY FUNCTIONS
Scat (with or without diapers)
Diapers (with or without scat)
Vore (includes vore through any orifice)
Lactation
Semen (includes bukkake)
Pregnancy (including MPreg)
Other Bodily Functions (sneezing, sweat, etc)
Watersports
Unbirthing
FIXATION ON PARTS
Breasts (Cowtits)
Breasts (DFC)
Ass Worship
Legs/Arms
Feet/Hands
Muscles
Unusual Body Part Fixation (elbows, ears, etc.)
MISC
Consensual Missionary, Hand Holding, Kissing, etc.
Costumes/Roleplay
Floor Tiles
>>25892646
what do you enjoy doing
>>25892673
you cant list every fetish, its impossible
stop adding shit to the fucking list
>>25892703
I can bloody well try, and if I make the categories general enough, I can come damn close.
Are you into anything not on there?
>>25892673
Talking horses
If you're going with non-sapient for bestiality
>>25892718
It's on there, m8.
Right between bestiality and xeno.
>>25892731
Nah man that's ponies.
>>25892779
Are there seriously people who are into talking horses but not talking ponies? Can't we at LEAST combine THOSE two?
>>25891413
hyper
>>25892793
I mean like this but she talks.
![[A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL KEK].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4OHITvR.jpg "[A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL KEK].jpg")
>floor tiles
Mine isn't on the list, but...Quicksand/mud.
>>25892793
Maybe non-animated talking equines? Compromise.
>>25890966
>that spoiler
You sick, sick bastard.
>>25892820
>>25892841
Okay, I'll change those two lines to read as such.
Bestiality (includes both sex with sapient and feral animals)
Clopping (all ponies/horses not counted under bestiality)
>>25892836
And for you:
Non-Scat Filth (dirt, mud, sand, jello)
>>25892673
body modification
shitting dick nipples
multi
>>25892901
All on there already. Body modification (for example) is split up between the transformation section and guro.
>>25892646
well, to undo that, the options are:
>1: go to teraphy for a little while, and overcome
>2: remember the good things of life, and all the personal victories you had
or
3> relive the moment: find the shitty lesbian porno, watch it (or fap if you want), and then go watch the texas chainsaw massacre (and fap if you want)
if you do option, imagine you grab your fears, and you are raping them, as you scream "you won't hold me back!", and when you are done, scream proudly "I GROW A PAIR!".
with the spaghetti defeated, you will never be afraid again
>>25893067
fuck
*if you do the third option
>>25892896
Sounds like a sexy deal
>>25892673
>Floor Tiles
What about no skin, cannibalism and blood?
>>25893126
I think that fits under guro
>tfw no accidental and unintentional sex fetish
>>25892357
I made a trailer for this. Hope it doesn't suck too much...
Ladies and Gents, I present "The Tile Lover"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cQ85Qn11uK
>>25893341
It's good
>>25893341
Oh heavens I want it.
>>25893341
I loled
>>25893341
Not a bad Christian Bale. I assume you were going for him trying to sound American though, right?
>>25891352
Not everyone likes to shit in their diapers. Sure, I do, but there are a lot of people who only wet them, or just wear them without using them at all.
>>25890966
Literally me
>>25891588
Literally monster
Like centaurs, nagas etc.
Anyone else into deep sloppy kissy kissies woth lipstick?
>>25894089
*with lipstick
>>25893996
Literally me
Could "pity sex" be considered a fetish?
If so please add that to the next list.
>>25894303
Literally me
>>25894725
Literally me
>>25894089
The new list is going to seperate out bodily fluids as well as expand "Consensual Missionary" into "Vanilla (kissing, hand holding, missionary". Check off kissing and spit, and you'll have your fetish.
>>25894384
I feel like this could be considered the extreme low end of femdom, but I'm giving it its own entry regardless.
I'll remake this thread tomorrow, after this one dies in the night. The new one is up to fourty-two fetishes, over this one's twenty-six.
>>25895068
Literally me
>>25890934
Futanari and monster girls
>>25895307
Literally me
>>25890934
my list is too big. Full list here
textuploader com/5fxqt
>>25890934
>no inflates or plushies
>>25896144
Literally me
>>25891965
I...Uh...
Is this a pasta?
>>25896279
Literally me
>>25890934
>TF
Transfuta?
>>25896313
Transformation, as in gender bender.
My question is the difference between futa and TG, assuming TG means transgender.
>>25891254
No
If anything it's a subtype of a very widely defined expansion fetishunless you lump in the plebby deviantards
>>25891670
Jó napot
>>25896250
>inflate a plushie
>then fuck it
unf?
>>25896288
Nope ;.;
>>25890934
>no facefuck
good god you have shit tastes
>>25890934
No amputee option; I counted it as guro tho I like painless magic amputations, sudden gory with survival, and wake-in-hospital.
>>25891652
Cognitive-behavioral therapy. It will literally change your life, Anon.
>>25891965
Sounds like a little CBT would do you good.
>>25896250
Yus
>>25897929
Eh, probably just send me further down the rabbit-hole... OH, you meant the therapy type. Yeah, yeah it would, if I had the money/time.
>>25897968
CoDA is free, and brought me out of depression. The 4th step is the powerhouse engine of recovery, if done right.
>>25892198
Mah nigga.
>>25892646
Watch more pone. Two episodes every two days, at least. Absorb the normalcy of a heteronormitive agrarian society, which our white-ass human genes have been bred to for thousands of years, along with the friendships between disparate ponies with their own lives and dreams.
Use the Elements of Harmony to troubleshoot each relationship, past or present. Figure out which one(s) are missing from each: laughter, generosity, honesty, kindness, or loyalty. Slap your forehead on each missing element, and say, "So that's what went wrong!"
>>25890934
Mine isholding handsandcuddling
>>25893175
>Be at apartment
>Best friend/roomie is naked on the couch
>He just worked out super hard, so he stripped down to cool off
>Accidentally trip and land face-first on his dick
>Dick rubs all ogre your face
>in your haste to get up, your socks slip on the hardwood floor, and you fall back down, causing your mouth to envelop his cock
>This happens about twenty more times, up and down on his meat stick.
>"Jeeze man need a hand? No homo."
>He helps you to your feet, but you slip again, spin around, accidentally drop your pants, and fall onto him.
>He penetrates you, and instantly creams after the brojob session.
>"No homo though."
"No homo."
>"We really gotta call the landlord though, it's the third time this week you've slipped and fell on me like that."
"Nah, maybe next week."
>>25890934
Only 118 actualfellowfags?
>Girl on Girl
Its hot
>TG
TransGender? Not sure.
>TF
Yes.
>Futa
YES.
>Incest
ALL MY YES
>Rape
Hit and miss.
>Hypno
Not...really? Kinda. I think Mindbreak is closer to what I'm into
>VoreOnly through cock/tits/vag
>Macro
Who doesn't like a giant lover?
>unbirthing
See:Vore
>AssworshipRIP, my favorite general after Oedipus and Satyr... ;_;7
>Monstergirls
Hit and miss, but mostly.
>>25891965
He must really be into guro
