Canterlot High. The high-school everyone dreams of entering. Inside its walls there's a world of adventure you'll never see in any other educational institution. Romance, fights, ridiculousness and more, are part of our student's daily lives.
Just like the real world doesn't turn around you, Canterlot High's world doesn't turn around anyone in particular. So, you will see a bit of everyone's life in here, no matter how minor their role had been in canon, they have a place in here.
Come here so you can listen to, or tell us about...
The Bradical Adventures in Canterlot High.
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benis
Well, merry Christmas.
>>25869800
It's not Christmas yet, nigger.Merry Christmas to you too
>>25869773
>benis
This is the work ofTool
Tripfags in Canterlot High
More thick "Ara ara~" ladies for young stud Norman to bang pls
>>25869841
>for young stud Norman
NO!!!!11!
Norman has monopolized the slutes for too long.Give some to Soren or someone else.
>>25869841
>Young 16yr old Norman waking up to this every weekend
>His bros talk about how they almost touched a boob in the hallway
>Meanwhile Norman has the whole shebang every other night
>>25869861
>Luna takes Soren under her wing after many months of having him show up to counseling
>She tries to take Amy off his mind
>The next moment she wakes up next to him
>Luna and Celestia both find out their sister is sleeping with minors
>Norman and Soren become secret friends through the sisters
Oh god Based please
Forgot damn image
:^)
>>25869970
10/10 my fucking sides
Remember Christmas last year?That was embarrassing.
>>25870227
Why?
>>25870233
Man forget it, if you won't there then you won't know.Unless someone shows you the screen caps taken at the Christmas Thread last year
>>25870244
I haven't been here until the 15th of january '15.In 22 days it will be a year with you, guys. Good time, I must say.
I hope someone has the caps, I like embarassing stuff.
>>25870256
It was thread number 100. We all had great stories planned.We bumped for 10 days and accomplished nothing.
>>25870312
Hi PC!
>>25870362
Shh. I'm not here.
>>25870364NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!
>>25870953
This Chrysalis reminds me of those Equestria Girls videos where it's usually a bunch of memes.
And Nicholas Cage is there.
Would you?
>>25871317
Would I what?
>>25871328
Give her a dollar
Wasn't last year's Christmas was when Norman got sucked by six elves?
>>25871317
>Would you?
>Not "Would Norman?"
>>25871373
Yeah he finally had a full harem it was awesome.
Wonder what this year brings
>Kuro asks his waifu if she'd like to go out
>She agrees, a little unenthusiastic about it
>Kuro has the time of his life spending time with her
>She thinks Kuro is ok
>Near the end Kuro realizes she isn't having the best time
>Asks if she is fine
>She is, she just really isn't feeling well
>He asks if she wants to go on another date
>She tells him the truth
>...
>Kuro then spends Christmas Eve at work instead of with his senpai
>>25871836
I always knew she would never fall for me. I still want to make her smile.
>>25871860
It's okay Kuro, you have your senpai here to Celebrate Christmas with in the /NN/ Chat, we are all lonely too.
Guys rate my painting I made it for you guys it took me 5 minutes
Norma christmas when
What if Shimmer had gone through her redemption in the middle of The Shimmering?
>>25873613
Norman wouldn't trust her again
Even if she is 100% a nicer person with a bangin bod, he's never going back to her.
He needs Purple
>>25873502
>Mary and Reggie make bomb ass christmas treats for themselves and take it to school to flaunt
>Even shoving whole pies in their bags to chow down on during lunch
>jelly mad fags try to take their shit
well, Merry ChristmasSpecially to the Anon who cheered me on last night.
>>25874455
Nice.
>>25874455
Oh god that's hot and amazing
>>25874455
I love the style
Brings out the cute teenage boy aspect of Norman a lot
>>25874455
Cute!
>>25874455
Merry Xmas to you too! GG no re! Fucking gud makes me want to write some shit for this pairing
YO BASED WILL THERE BE A PART 3
CHRISTMAS EDITION EEHHHH!!?!
>>25871317
>>25871381
norman finds her and they have lots of sex, just like every other norman fic on here.
The End.
>>25874455
Lmao nigga ain't got no eyebrows
>>25875027
Smdh we get that like once every 2 months
n-no homo
>>25875045
yep, I realized ten minutes after posting, I'll probably release a final edit in a bit later. I always forget something anyways
>>25874478
>>25874493
>>25874707
>>25874746
>>25874788
Glad to you liked it guys
>>25875099
Not Scott, not sarcastic
Confirmed faggot
>>25875119
>Glad to you liked it guys
you know what I meant
So who da fuck has a good Christmas Story almost ready because this ain't the thread for one shot shit
>>25875166
Everybody is celebrating wait until tomorrow nigga
>>25870312
Event threads have nothing.
I don't remember what happened here on halloween. Prolly nothing desu
Regular threads have some stuff sometimes
Obligatory "tfw single for christmas" sorry when
>>25875099
I was looking at this on my phone when my dad walked behind me. Fuck!
>>25876109
>A little boy watches his Princess on top of a balcony. Everyone cheers for her, she waves at the massive crowd and begins her speech.
>The young lad sits on his father's shoulders and doesn't pay attention to what she says. He only sees the beauty standing above with the sun shining brightly on her.
"I want to be her knight!"
>"Did you say something son?"
"N-Nothing dad."
>Inside the boy made a vow to become strong and to protect her and his new home.
>Years later
"And that's when I knew I was in love... With the most beautiful Princess of them of all. I'm no royalty or a noble, but I am happy with being your knight."
>She is taken a bit back, it's not often people are informal around her.
>"Hm, if my sister heard you she would throw you in the dungeon."
"Ah! My apologies!"
>"Oh it's not for being informal... It's for saying I'm the most beautiful! D'hoho! She can be quite jealous sometimes."
>The older princess lays her hand on her new knight that saved the kingdom.
>"Ara Ara~ Now do not worry about being a knight... I believe I can chose whoever I want..."
"Oh..."
>>25872894
Wendy? What happen to Sophie.
>>25876473
That´s her alternate color scheme, as seen in EqG
Merry Christmas, /nn/
I plan to have the Xmas story done by tomorrow night since I assume most people are going to be opening presents in the morning and spending time with their friends/family in the evening.
Just thought I'd let y'all know.
>Open presents
>Got a sweet sweater then a bunch of shit like AXE and a gay Halo 4 shirt
>Tfw have a whole display full of figures and posters everywhere
>no one even knows what I like
>Norman and friends do Secret Santa
>Everyone got ok random gifts but someone was willing enough to spend $90 on a dog dildo
>It's Scott's now
>>25876473
That's her sister, the one who's munching on the burger in the first movie.
Merry Christmas Everyone!!!!!!
Merry Christmas everyone! Expect some surprises today!
>>25877211
Whos the girl
Fucking have to wait 35 Minutes before I too can say Merry Christmas.
>>25869970
Oh you asshole. I love you
>67 posts without a single bump
it was good while it lasted
just looking forward for Sitcom's new episode of Norman and Brad
>>25878384
I'm just waiting for something in general already.
I'm glad we didn't name this "Christmas Edition"
If we pretend this is a regular thread it won't die as much
>>25878408
>it won't die as much
we just need to be less stupid and be more creative (as in more productive).
>>25878452
Sorry that you guys are losers who aren't having Christmas parties or dinners
^:')
>Norman living with Shimmer
>money's been tight but he's been saving for his bitch queen
>He wraps the expensive necklace in the finest ($2) wrapping paper with snowmen on it
>Neatly placed under their humble twig of a tree, he hopes she likes Santa's gift
>Shimmer buys a demon looking set of lingerie
>What man wouldn't want her ass in a bow for christmas?
>Hahaha I am so smart
>Gunna be a white Christmas lmao
>Christmas morning
>Shimmer busts out of their room in her slick new duds ready to let it snow
>She hunts down her lover and attacks him as he flips pancakes
>She trails her long tongue up and down the poor boy
>Normans eyes usually speak for him when Shimmer has him pinned down
>Theyre scared
>Usually it's scared with a hint of "I'm going to fucking destroy your ass tonight"
>But no
>He crawls to freedom under the tree
>Opens his gift and places it around her neck
>The red flame shaped gem glows brighter than her scanty sex suit
>tfw Shimmer now just feels like a huge cum slut and breaks down crying
>Norman hugs and wishes her a Merry Christmas
>>25879043
Why is she crying? It's fine if she wants to be a cum dumpster, it's just only for the guy she cares about
>>25879132
He got a heart felt present while she just had sex on her mind. What a floozy
>>25879234
And he got her an expensive necklace! How is that any different? Just a very nice accessory
>>25876563
>>25877454
You don't get the Joke or Punchline do you.
>>25879732
Forgot Sweet Leaf's "real name" Mary Donna.
>>25879745
You try and Put it in my Memory is already pointing Knives and Bolts at me.
>>25879745
Also these are the derpibooru names I'm just showing this so you get why I call her Wendy.
>>25875045
here it is version 2. Finito. No more. Done. Certified eyebrow.
I hate posting shit twice, but I don't want to see that picture again and have those flaws come back to haunt me.
>>25879043
Gotta show that she-demon a bit of loving.
>>25879732
I´m not American, that may have to do with it.
sorry i didn't post this story, but just woke up from the family meeting, and ready to roll
>be norman
>christmas eve
>today 24 everyone are going to see their families and frieds, and will have a blast
>well, everyone except
>"move!"
"sorry sunset"
>sunset shimmer
>even after all the shit we been through
>from her becoming a demon to a demi-angel saving this universe, and she still doesn't like christmas
>must be for her self-impose exilium
>if she comes back, she will probably be lock down for a while. even with purple's help
>after purple saving everyone, all the boys started to beign together
>and ironically, you became a semi-friend with sunset
>hell, she even make a calendar to her locker fetishonly fridays after school
>but she hates christmas
"damn, i wish i could do something for her"
>"well, you maybe can do something"
>you know that voice
"purple"
>>25880249
"what do you want purple?"
>"i want to help you on your friendship problem"
"we aren't in horse world. beat it"
>you usually are nice to purple, but when she helps, things kinda get messy
>"please norman. maybe you can give her something special this hearts warming eve"
"it's christmas, i already told you"
>"christmas, hearts warming. it's the same. at least hear my idea"
"okay"
>"we go to equestria..."
"dropped"
>"please, let me finish"
"fine"
>"we go to equestria, we retrieve a small couple of fireflowers, and we comeback. simple"
"fireflowers?"
>"yes. they are an amazing variety of flora that grows only in winter. the uses are from warming the body of travelers, to candle lamps, due to be able of shine by itself and giving a great flame when burned"
"are you sure it's that simple? besides, the plant can change when we cross the portal, isn'it?"
>"don't worry. after some tests and investigation, i discover fruits and plants don't change. only living beigns. i mean, i was a pony, and spike a dragon"
"fine, if you say it's simple"
>"besides, i'll stay in equestria with my family these season, so you'll comeback alone"
"well then, let's go for those flowers"
>maybe this won't be hard
>>25880283
>>>"besides, i'll stay in equestria with my family these season, so you'll comeback alone"
>"well then, let's go for those flowers"
Purple is conscious about the suffering she causes to Norman. This is something I´m glad to see.
>>25880283
>"okay, ready to cross?"
"i don't know"
>>"what, chicken?"
"shut up pup, you still owning me a xbox"
>"you two stop, it's checked. we can cross without problem"
>one by one, you three enter to the horse statue
>and what a trip it was!
>you felt your entire body spinning til the end
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twilight's castle
"woooooooooooohhhhh!!!!"
>you stop spinning, and your head is killing you
"ugh, i can't open my eyes...."
>"you'll get used to it. try recovering slowly"
"...uuuhhhh.... that's better"
>you look your surroundings
>pure crystal walls everywhere, and it looks twilight have a lot of books
>you would be surprised if it wasn't purple the owner of all those books
>knowing her she finished all 3 or 4 times already
"well... i think i....."
>you look your "hand"
>a hoove
>A FUCKING HOOVE!!!!
"AAHHHHH!!!"
>"norman! calm down!"
"wha... wha....?"
>you check your whole body
>you are a horse now
>a small horse
>a pony
"twilight! what did you do?"
>"what? i didn't do it. it was the portal"
>>"i don't know why you are so scared. she told you'll change"
"shut up you damn mu-"
>a giant lizard
"twilight! watchout!
>you start to throw books to the lizard
>>"hey!.. no!-stop! twilight!"
>"norman! stop it"
"but it's a giant-!"
>you look at purple
>she is a pony too
"oh dear god, twilight! what-"
>"norman, stop it!"
>she uses her magic to grab you
"no! this is not normal!"
>"calm down, i need to tell you something"
>[a small explanation later]
>"that's all you need to know. now you are an earth pony. you can't use magic or fly, but you are stronger than an unicorn, and almost as fast as a pegasu"
>after the explanation, you still can't believe it
>now you are stuck on 4-feet.... eh, hooves, and you can't do much
"eh... okay.... let's just go for those flowers, before i regret this"
>not that you are actually regreting it
>"well, spike, keep a pen on hand, we need to prepare a list to prepare our things to go to the flame fields, some books of gardening, and maybe some hay"
>>25880363
"twilight, i don't think we need all that, besides, i don't eat hay"
>>"just roll with it, this won't be pretty if we don't have that list"
"ehhh.... ok, let's do that list"
>you see how purple levitates books and stuff, while spike is taking notes
"hey purple, why i can't do magic like you? i mean, i could use some magical rod or something"
>"well, the unicorns use their horns as catalizers, but there's no much natural elements to use as a replacement. maybe you will be more interested in zebra magic. they use talismans, masks, and potions"
>wow, you fell you just fall into a mmorpg
>"well, i have everything done. you are ready norman?"
>you see the only thing you got is your beanie, just like your cutiemark
".... i guess"
>"right! spike, stay in the castle. norman and me are going to be out for a while"
>>"alright"
>"okay. let's go!"
>you are really anxious to start this adventure
>>25880363
>pic related
Merry Christmas /nn/
>>25880415
>you exit the castle
>woah, it's interesting the place where purple lives
"hey purple, when did you get this place?"
>"well, my friends use the 6 keys of the tree of harmony, and when we defeated tirek, the magic went to the three of harmony, and grow til this castle was up"
"and how come you aren't rich or something, i mean, you told me alicorns are princess by default"
>"yeah, alicornhood only is granted if the pony is ready to ascend, and use his/her magic for goodness"
"you had any bad alicorns?"
>"well, chrysalis was one, but my brother and princess cadance defeat her"
"huh, so you were slacking off?"
>"they got me prisoner, and they took the elements before i could do something"
>she looks annoyed
"sorry"
>"anyway, we need to walk quickly. applejack and pinkie are planning to travel to pinkie's rock farm, and rarity went with sweetie belle to her family. fluttershy is helping the animals to sleep better during the hibernation, and rainbow dash is with scootaloo"
"so it's only us today. you think we are going to find me?"
>"i don't know. i didn't find myself in the human world"
"oh, okay"
>>25880431
that was the pic i wanted to post but i lost it. thanks
>>25880440
>gif
>>25880459
>you reach the flame fields
>there's an old unicorn guarding the door
>>"oh, hello my princess. may i ask what guides you to these parts?"
>"hello dear gate keeper. my friend wants to take some flowers to gift a friend"
>>"sorry, my dear princess, but i was ordered i won't let pass no one these days. some dragons have been found traveling during these plains, so is dangerous to cross"
"please sir, we won't take too much time"
>>"....hmmmm, i suppose you aren't interested in riddles"
"riddles?"
>>"yes, my young stallion, riddles. if you can beat me, i'll let you pass, but remember, i give advice anyway"
"and if we don't solve it?"
>"you won't pass"
"all or nothing. classic. what's the riddle?"
>>"hhmmmmmhuhuhuhu, young ponies, always thinking they are smart"
>he clears his throath
>"what is it that has not weigh, can be seen by naked eye, and if you put it on a barrel, it would make it lighter?"
"ehhh....... ummm..... i....."
>"it's a hole. a hole on the barrel"
>>"the princess shall pass"
"oh great"
>he stops you
>>"i said the princess, young stallion. she will go alone"
"no! i want to pass!"
>>"huhuhu, young stallions, always anxious"
"throw me another one"
>>"very well. this is my favourite"
>he clears his throath again
>"i can bend in any surface. light brings me existence, but only the darkness can delete me"
>you are sure you heard that one before
"it's..... a..... shadow...?
>>"..... you can pass, but this old pony recomends you reading more often"
"whatever"
>>25880505
>you and purple cross the gate
>>"now be careful, i'll advice the guards to be ready if you take too much time. only 30 minutes"
"we can make it?"
>"don't worry, the field is only 10 minutes away"
"perfect"
>you start to go inside the plains
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flame plains
>your eyes can't believe it
>all the place is green, only the red flowers are different
"those.... really emit heat?"
>"yes. grab these gloves. you can touch them without burning"
>you and twilight collect some small flowers
>she wasn't lying. you caan fell how strong is the heat of those flowers
>10 minutes pass
>"norman, we have to go!"
"just a minute. i'll grab this one"
>you try to pull one flower, but you hear some grubling
>you leave the flower, and see it moving
"purple! run!"
>"what?!"
>>"groar!!!!"
>a red dragon rises from the flowers
"fuck! purple, keep running!"
>the dragon tries to catch both of you
>you see a tree with branches
"i hope it works"
>you make the classic tree trick, and hit the dragon's face
"purple! use your magic!"
>"norman, come close!"
>both are together, but before she could do anything, it use his fire breath
"purple, watch out!"
>you push her
>"wait! nor-"
>she dissapears
>the fire breath hit some fireflowers, and explodes
>the dragon flies away, but you have a problem
"fuck! help me!"
>>25880580
>you are twilight
>and you telepported to the gates of the plains
>"ah, princess. good to see yoou again"
"it's not good! my friend is trapped against a dr-"
>*boom*
"oh no... norman!!"
>"worry not, princess!"
>his horn glows, and the small magic explotion sounded like a horn call
>suddenly you hear galloping
>the royal guards came
"please follow me, my friend is trapped in there"
>>"ready to serve my princess"
>the stallions follow you to the center of the plains
>you see norman climbing a tree
>"damn.... stupid hooves"
"norman!"
>"thank god.... purple!"
>you fly and catch him
"come on norman, we have to get out of here"
>"what about the plains? the fire is spreading fast"
"we tell that to the royal guards"
>you both land close to the guards, and norman explains the situation
>>"the pegasi squad will take time to make it here. we need to evacuate the forest"
>"wait! i have an idea"
"what are you saying norman?"
>"if you can take us to the other part of the plains, we can iniciate another fire so both fires destroy each other"
"norman, are you crazy?!"
>"we don't have much time, we have to do it!"
>you keep quiet
".... fine. everyone stay close"
>you concentrate, and take everyone to the other side of the plains
"ugh"
>"purple!"
"i'm... fine, i'm just tired"
>>"we are ready!"
>"okay"
>>25880632
>you are norman
"perfect, you and you go there. you two, follow me"
>the royal guards separate, and you guide them to spots
>you go in the middle, but there aren't much fireflowers
>you reach your back pack, and take all the fireflowers
>sorry sunset
>you prepare them
"okay! to my sing! 3, 2, 1, now!!!"
>all the groups iniciate the fire, and a new fire borns
>both fires collide, and "eat" each other, putting them away
>you save the plains, and the forest
>"norman, you did it!"
"yeah.... i did it!"
>all the group returns to the gate
>after the guards scolds the old man (he didn't looked bothered) they thank you for helping them
>the guards leave
>"are you feeling alright norman?"
"i wanted one of those flowers to sunset, but now all are burned"
>>"young stallion, you put your life on a stake because of a mare?"
"well... you could say that"
>>"huhuhuhu, wait here, young one"
>he goes to the small spot closer to the gate, and returns
>>"here you have: one small flower. i can't give you a stronger one. i use the old ones to rise the fire inside my chimney"
"wow! really? thank you!"
>you hug the old pony
>>"take care, young one, and be wary of dangers next time"
>you and purple leave the place
>....
>>"huhuhu, young ponies. in search of friendship and love. oh, the days"
>>25880690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lGCPHOEPbc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cQCZnSa8zk
>you are in mirror lake park, downtown
>watching the couples and families
>looking at the tree, trying to hold back your feelings
>"sunset"
>you reconigzes that voice
>you look behind
>norman
>he is smiling, and coming close
>he looks at the tree
>"beautiful, isn't it?"
"..... yeah"
>you are feeling.... warm?
>you look at norman
>he is giving you.... a fireflower?
"n....norm.... where did you...?"
>"..... merry christmas...."
>you tear up, and hug him
"merry christmas"
end
>>25880723
What a comfy story. Merry Christmas, Anon!
>>25880363
>>you check your whole body
>>you are a horse now
>>a small horse
>>a pony
I was afraid of this
For Christmas Sophie literally has sweater puppies because that's where she hid the dogs she bought for her family
>>25881261
>Mary bumps into Sophie accidentally hitting her tit
>sweater puppy yelps
>"Whoa Sophie did your tits just bark?"
>"n-no!"
>"The hell did I smoke then...? Oh right, pot."
>>25880723
So like what does she do with
Also making Sunset and Norman a gooey love interest instead of mindless sex chimps is something this place needs
>>25883711
This pic turns me on
>Shimmer is redeemed while dating Norman
>he low key misses being abused
When we get some THICK principals up in here with a Soren and Norman tag team
>>25884394
Never if one is happy the other suffers, they must never be happy at the same time.
>>25885192
Soren will find a way to feel bad about this.
What if he still has Amy on his mind as Luna pounds his pelvis into dust?
A reminder that the Sofa's and Quills Equestria Bowl Presented by Pie Rock Quarry and underwritten by Filthy Rich's Used Cars will be live on EBS Sports on New Years Day. Now, however, Sit back, Relax and enjoy a Norman and Brad Double Feature here on the Equestrian Broadcasting System.
>>25885750
(Act 1: We open on the interior of Twilight’s apartment. We see her sitting at her desk, pen in mouth. She is busy writing a note. She narrates it as she writes.)
Twilight: (V/O) Dear Norman, Hoping this letter finds you well. I’m afraid I have to go back to Equestria (my Equestria, not the one that we are currently in). It seems that there are some issues regarding the recent elections in Ponyville and I have been called to help take care of the counting and recounting of the ballots.
(We fade out and see Norman staring at the letter on the door. It is a series of scribbles and drawings. He looks incredibly confused)
Twi: (Continuing) If there is one thing you humans are good at, it is having fair elections. It’s not like you’ve ever had a screwed up election before, right? (Laughter) Anyways, I should only be gone for a few days. Spike is coming with me so you won’t need to take care of him. I’ll be sure to bring back souvenirs and make sure I am clothed when I come back through the mirror this time. (Laughter) See you soon! Regards, Princess Twilight Sparkle.
Norman: (Staring, a look of pure confusion on his face) Right. What in Faust’s name does this say? (Laughter) Hey, Brad?
(Brad opens the door and slides out to applause)
Brad: What’s up, Norm?
Norman: Take a look at this note, will you?
Brad: That looks like Twily’s mouthwriting. (Laughter)
Norman: Yeah, so can you understand it.
Brad: Oh hell no! (Laughter) It is cute though.
Norman: Huh. Well, can’t be that important if she didn’t stop to tell us herself.
(In the background the audio of a radio can barely be heard)
Announcer: At this point, it would appear their Miss Sparkle, if she is in fact a separate person, is on her way to Canterlot College. Perhaps we will pass each other as I head to Crystal College to test my hypothesis. Until then, there is only uncertainty. As I leave you tonight, I wonder if my Crystal Counterpart is telling his listeners something similar? Stay tuned for the sound of forgiveness...that is to say, screaming followed by a hollow silence and as always...Good night Canterlot College, Good Night.
Norman: (Not listening too closely) So...anything good on the radio tonight?
Brad: Eh, I just had it on to have something on in the background while I baked a batch of cookies.
Norman: That’s what you’ve done all day? Well, I can’t wait to try some.
Brad: You’re going to have to wait until after I finish the clean batch.
Norman: Clean? Oh Faust, did you make cookies with Mary again?
Brad: No...noooo oh Faust no. These cookies just have roofies in them. (Laughter)
Norman: Oh thank Faust….I mean, No! (Laughter) No more drug cookies.
Brad: Aw, you’re no fun.
(Fade out and fade into the next day on campus. Norman is walking back from a class. Brad runs up to him)
Brad: Bro! Have you seen Twily anywhere?
Norman: And a fine morning to you too, Mr. Sentry. (Laughter)
Brad: Sorry, I’m just really nervous. She wasn’t in class today and I haven’t found her in any of her usual spots.
Norman: Did you try the bookstore?
Brad: Yeah.
Norman: The library?
Brad: She wasn’t there.
Norman: Did you check under the pile of books that she’s usually under on the third floor? (Laughter)
Brad: Of course, that was my first place to look.
Norman: What about the bookmobile?
Brad: I can confirm that she has not gone mobile. (Laughter)
Norman: That’s odd...and worrisome.
Brad: Damn straight it is.
>>25885798
Norman: Well, I’m done with classes today so I can help you look.
Brad: Thanks.
(They wander about the campus asking around for Twilight. They walk up to numerous background characters showing her picture and getting negative replies.)
Norman: This is too weird. It’s like she’s completely disappeared from the face of the earth.
Brad: (Visibly nervous) This isn’t good man! We need to find her.
Norman: Calm down. I’m sure she’s fine.
Brad: No man! Don’t you see?
Norman: See what?
Brad: When a girl goes missing, her boyfriend is always the prime suspect! I can’t go to prison! I’m too pretty! (Laughter)
Norman: Eh, it’s not that bad.
Brad: You were in Prison?
Norman: Yeah...because a certain someone dressed as me and picked the wrong girl to mess with.
Brad: Oh yeah…(a smile as he reminisces) Chrysalis was pretty good. (Laughter) Well, least I got you out.
Norman: (Deep breath) Yeah, thanks again for that.
Brad: No problem. Seriously though, we need to find Twily.
Norman: (Seeing something) Well, I don’t think you need to worry about dropping the soap just yet old pal. (Laughter)
(We see Twilight standing on the quad, a remote like item in hand. She has glasses, a labcoat, and different hair.)
Norman: (Calling out) Hey! Purple!
Twilight: (Looking up) Purple? (Laughter to end scene)
>>25885812
(Act 2 opens where act one left off. Norman and Brad run up to Twilight)
Brad: Twily! We were worried about you!
Twilight: (Hastily hiding the remote machine in her hands) Eh? You were? I mean...you were?
Norman: You should have seen him, Purple. He was shaking like a leaf he was so nervous.
Twilight: S...sorry to make you worry then.
Brad: No worries, I’m just glad to see you. Come on, we were heading back to the apartment.
(They start walking, Norman in the front and Brad and Twilight following)
Brad: (under his breath to just Twilight) Still, I wasn’t expecting this.
Twilight: (Somewhat uninterested, checking the machine) Expecting what?
Brad: That outfit...the glasses, the hair done up. We don’t usually do librarian play until Thursday nights. (Laughter)
Twilight: (Confused) Librarian play?
Brad: Yeah...I mean, if you’re down for it today, then I’ve been bad and forgotten to return my books. (he wiggles his eyebrows) (Laughter)
Twilight: (Completely ignoring him now, though blushing a little) Well, you should return them then.
Brad: Oh come on, at least be a little more engag…(notices the machine) Did you get a new phone?
Twilight: What?
(Brad reaches out and grabs it)
Brad: Weird. Visible antenna. No buttons but a knob. Is...is this a rotary throwback cell phone. (Laughter)
Twilight: Give it back!
Brad: Aw, come on Twily, let me play with it for a bit. (He starts fiddling with the knob)
Twilight: No! There’s no telling what might happ…
(A rift opens behind Brad)
Brad: (Seeing Twilight’s shocked expression) What? What’s wrong Twily?
(A tentacle shoots out of the rift capturing Brad and dragging him in as he drops the remote. It closes)
Twily: Considering he was a bit creepy, I’m kind of okay with this. (Laughter)
>>25885833
(Norman has been oblivious to this and turns around to find Brad gone)
Norman: I thought it had gotten really quiet. (Laughter) Where’d Brad go?
Twilight: Uh...he said he had to get some books he forgot.
Norman: Ah, I’ve got to say he’s starting to worry me.
Twilight: How so?
Norman: Well first he’s a nervous wreck and now he’s worried about school. It’s not like him since he’s usually an idiot. (Laughter)
(As they talk they are walking along the quad. Upperclassmen can be seen preparing a beachhead for Freshmen Friday while Fluttershy can be seen putting up posters about raising Lord Smooze) (Laughter)
Twilight: Curiouser and Curiouser.
Norman: What’s that, Purple?
Twilight: It’s just that this would never happen at Everton.
Norman: Well, of course not. Tim Howard wouldn’t stand for his teammates just abandoning him like that. (Laughter)
Twilight:What?
Norman: Don’t get me wrong, I’m a Newcastle United fan but I don’t like to talk about my depression. (Laughter)
Twilight: I...think I missed something.
Norman: Oh right...where you’re from they probably have hoofball or something, right?
Twilight: Hoofball?
Norman: Are you feeling well Purple? You’ve seemed off all day.
Twilight: Well about that, you see…
>>25885849
(Enter Bonbon and Lyra running in)
Bonbon: Twilight! I need your opinion.
Twilight: Do I know you?
Lyra: Very funny Twi. Listen, I need your opinion too.
Bonbon: (Shoving her) I was here first. Lyra ate all of the candy that I was saving for our movie night later.
Lyra: But it was for me so what does it matter if I eat it before?
Bonbon: Because it was meant for us! Together!
Lyra:We can always get more.
Bonbon: It’s the principle that counts.
Lyra: Twilight, tell Bonbon she’s wrong.
Bonbon: I’m wrong? Twilight, show Lyra the error of her ways.
(Twilight just stares at the two of them and then back at Norman)
Norman: (Shrugging) Don’t look at me, you’re the Princess of Friendship.
Twilight: Princess of what-now? (Laughter)
(The three are staring expectantly back at her)
Twilight: Uh….(Pointing at Lyra) You probably shouldn’t have eaten all of the candy without asking...that plus you’ll probably get a bad stomach-ache from it later.
Bonbon: Ha! Told yo…
Twilight: (Interrupting) But you should be angry either. Instead you should forgive her...and probably nurse her through the stomach ache too. (Laughter)
(Bonbon and Lyra look at each other, apologize, hug and walk off waving to Twilight. She just takes a deep breath and sighs)
Norman: (Walking up to her and putting a hand on her shoulder) As expected of the Princess of Friendship. Come on, let’s go back to our place.
Twilight: Alright. (She starts to follow him only to freeze, eyes wide) OUR PLACE!??!
(Laughter to end the act)
>>25885857
(Act three opens with Norman and Twilight walking through the halls toward his apartment. She seems nervous)
Twilight: So Norman, how would you describe our relationship?
Norman: Eh?
Twilight: I mean, how do you think of me?
Norman: (Stopping, in thought, then walking again) I guess I think of you a bit like a little sister. I mean, I’m an only child so I’ve never had a sibling. Sure there’s been times where you can be annoying. (Twilight starts taking notes) There was that time where thanks to you Octavia wanted to kill me...I mean she still does but…(Laughter) Plus there was that time you turned me into a pony.
Twilight: S...sorry what was that last part?
Norman: You’re joking right? There’s no way you could possibly forget that?
Twilight: (Nervously) R..Right of course, the time I turned you into a pony...hehe.
Norman: But to be honest, through it all, you were my first friend at this school. We went through alot together and the fact that you stuck with me through all of it...well, you are probably one of my best friends to be quite honest. (Awww)
(They get to his door. Norman goes to open it. Twilight goes to follow him in.)
Norman: Uh, this is my apartment. Your’s is that one. (Pointing to the door)
Twilight: Um...I kind of lost my key.
Norman: You really are off today, aren’t you. Oh well, I guess it can’t be helped. I’ll get the spare that you gave to Brad. (The angle changes showing Rarity leaving her apartment. She sees Norman and Twilight as…)
Norman: Why don’t you come in for a bit.
(She enters and Norman closes the door. Neither notice Rarity)
Rarity: That’s odd...Norman rarely lets Twilight in if Brad isn’t around...what could they possibly be up to...No! It couldn’t possibly be a secret tryst behind my back! No! THIS! IS! THE! WORST! POSSIBLE! THING! (She whistles and Sweetie opens the door shoving a couch out for her to faint onto) (Laughter)
>>25885871
Sweetie: Or he’s just being polite and inviting her inside to wait for Brad to arrive...you know, like a polite human being.
Rarity: (Ignoring her) He hasn’t invited me over to his apartment in three days! Could it be our love life is over? (Black smoke starts surrounding her) No! Norman is Mine!
Sweetie: (Realizing what is happening) You know what...I’m just going back inside and waiting for this to blow over. (Laughter)
(Rarity laughs maniacally as we cut to the interior of Norman’s apartment where we see Norman and Twilight)
Norman: (Pointing to couch) Well, you might as well have a seat while I look for the keys in Brad’s room.
(Twilight sits down as Norman walks into Brad’s room)
Twilight: If I can get the keys to the other Twilight’s apartment, then I should be able to do enough field research to figure out what it is that is actually happening here. Beyond the pony magic, I mean. (Laughter)
(The door of the apartment opens and Twilight turns back only to be covered by a shadow. She opens her mouth to scream. Cut to Norman in Brad’s room. The Camera is looking upwards at him as he rummages around throwing stuff behind him.)
Norman: Let’s see...condoms (Laughter)...Chloroform...more chloroform (Laughter)...a map to the lost site of Zihuatanejo…(Laughter) Damn it, Brad where are those keys. (Twilight Screams) Damn it! Purple! (He runs outside to find Twilight cowering in front of Nightmarity)
Nightmarity: TWILIGHT SPARKLE YOU MISERABLE STROLLOP!
Twilight: I...is that a combination of Trollop and Strumpet? (Laughter)
Nightmarity: SILENCE!
Twilight: Shutting up now. (Laughter)
Nightmarity: YOU DARE COME BETWEEN ME AND MY NORMAN!?
Twilight: Uh...no?
Norman: Rarity! This isn’t like you! You’re overreacting again!
Nightmarity: SILENCE! NORMAN CAN’T YOU SEE SHE HAS YOU UNDER A SPELL
Norman: She just locked herself out of her room! I was getting her a key.
>>25885881
Nightmarity: What? And put your key in her lock?!
Twilight: What?
Nightmarity and Norman: (Unison) We’ll tell you when you’re older. (Laughter)
Nightmarity: (Floating toward Twilight) That is...if you can survive to be older.
(Norman jumps in between them)
Norman: That’s quite enough.
(Rarity floats to Norman and picks him up with a squeaking sound effect) (Laughter)
Nightmarity: No worries love, when I’m done with her, I’ll have you all to myself.
(She prepare to attack when…)
Sunset: Stop right there, Rarity!
(Everyone turns to see a powered up Sunset staring back at them)
Sunset: I can’t let you attack Twilight like that.
Nightmarity: Stay out of this Sunset! If you side with her, I’ll have to destroy you too. If I can’t have my Norman, no one can!
Norman: Is it wrong that I am kind of turned-on by this? (Laughter)
The three girls: Shut up!
Norman: Shutting up now! (Laughter)
Nightmarity: I can’t let Twilight try to go behind my back and steal my Norman!
Sunset: (To Twilight) Is this tru…(Noticing something) Wait!? Crystal Prep Twilight? Is that you?
Nightmarity and Norman: Crystal Prep Twilight/Purple?
Twilight: Um...h..hi.
Sunset: What are you doing here.
Twilight: Well, I heard that the other Twilight was here and considering we only met once, I figured this would be a chance to observe her and figure out more about this magic that she brings into this world.
Nightmarity: So...you actually were looking for the key to her apartment.
Twilight: Yes! You know what though, I’m done! I’m going back to Crystal College and I’m filling out my transfer paperwork and going to Everton and getting as far away from here as possible! (She simply darts out of the room)
(Sunset, Nightmarity, and Norman stare at this in silence)
Norman: So there’s two purples in this world?
Sunset: Indeed there are.
Norman: Sunset, I need you to kill me...I can’t live in a hellscape where two of them exist. (Laughter)
>>25885890
Nightmarity: I feel horrible. She probably thinks me a common villain. Do you forgive me, Norman.
(Norman kisses her causing her to become Rarity again)
Norman: Of course I do. (Aww)
(Sunset, back to normal, drops a book in between them forcing them apart)
Sunset: Remember to leave room for the good news of friendship. (Laughter)
Norman: Sunset?
Sunset: Yes?
Norman: Get out of my apartment.
(All three start laughing)
Norman: (Stopping) No, seriously, get out.
(Laughter to end scene)
(After credits: Interior of Norman’s apartment. He is watching TV when the rift appears and Brad walks out waving back at it)
Norman: Where the hell were you?
Brad: I got abducted by a tentacle creature from another dimension.
Norman: What was that like?
Brad: Pretty cool actually. We’re meeting for lunch Saturday. Turns out we have some hobbies in common. (Laughter) So what about you.
Norman: I learned we live in a world where there are two Twilights.
Brad: Bro! Two Twilights! Dude, that threesome would be Bradical! (Laughter)
(Norman cringes to the floor to audience laughter and applause to finish the episode)
>>25885896
Well, looks like Norman has learned the terrifying truth of the Two Twilights. Hopefully some Christmas cheer will help him forget about it. It's the 2015 Norman and Brad Christmas Special, coming up tonight...TODAY!
>>25885915
Episode 28: The Gift of the Normal.
(Act one opens on the interior of Norman and Brad’s Apartment. The jingle jangle of Christmas Music fills the air around them. Brad is on the couch, Norman in a chair. Both are watching TV)
Brad: Listen, Norm….all I’m saying is that Rankin Bass’s “Santa Claus is coming to Town” is an Allegory about the Berlin Airlift. (Laughter)
Norman: And how, pray tell, could that be?
Brad: Sombertown is in the East...it’s run by a an angry German who doesn’t want anyone to have fun...Santa has to drop toys from above.
Norman: I hate to say it but you may be on to something here. (Laughter)
Brad: And Santa ends up with the really hot teacher and librarian...its a bit like my life really.
Norman: And you lost me. (Laughter)
Brad: Speaking of which, I need to go check out some books later.
Norman: Seriously, could you not talk about you and Purple so openly.
Brad: No, I mean I seriously need to check out some books later so I can work on my break homework for that one history course next semester.
Norman: Wow, you’re actually doing work.
Brad: Well, I might also try to have Twily take me to the restricted section, too.
Norman: Okay...I’m lost...do you actually need a book there or is that innuendo?
Brad: Not even I’m fully sure. (Laughter)
Norman: Still, I can’t believe it is almost Christmas. Feels like just yesterday my parents were pulling off that crazy stunt with everyone dressed as ghosts.
Brad: Yeah, your folks really go all out.
Norman: I wish you wouldn’t say that with so much pride.
Brad: So, you have all of your presents?
Norman: More or less. I still want to get something for Rarity though. Something she truly needs and will love, you know?
Brad: Any ideas?
Norman: Not in the least.
Brad: Well, better get on that.
Norman: Indeed.
>>25885930
(Scene change to Rarity’s apartment. A very nervous looking Rarity is pacing the floor of the apartment)
Rarity: What to do? What to do? (She whistles, Sweetie Belle drops a fainting couch behind her which she falls on) This is the Worst. Possible. Thing! (Laughter)
Sweetie: What’s wrong, sis?
Rarity: I can’t think of a thing to buy Norman for Christmas.
Sweetie: Well, what about all those presents stacked over there with his name on it?
(She points to a stack of gifts all made out to Norman) (Laughter)
Rarity: Those are merely trifles. I’m still lacking that one clear gift that means something.
Sweetie: Well, what does Norman truly love?
Rarity: You mean aside from me?
Sweetie: (sarcasm) You’re so humble. (Laughter)
Rarity: I guess he really loves that beanie of his. He never seems to take it off.
Sweetie: Well, why don’t you buy him something related to that.
Rarity: Sweetie, You’re a genius!
Sweetie: I’ve been telling Ms. Cherilee that for years...shame she doesn’t agree. (Laughter)
Rarity: I’ll find something that will protect his beanie whenever he isn’t wearing it.
Sweetie: Why don’t you try that shop that sells beanie and beanie accessories.
Rarity: That seems oddly specific. (Laughter)
Sweetie: Why do you think they are going out of business?
Rarity: Sweetie, watch the apartment for me. I’m off!
(Exit Rarity)
Sweetie: Now for a little “me time”. (She no sooner turns when there is a knock on the door) OH COME ON!!! (Laughter)
(She opens the door revealing Norman)
>>25885942
Norman: Hey Mini-Aryan! Is your sister in?
Sweetie: Oh hey Sister’s boyfriend! (Laughter) I’m afraid she just left.
Norman: Perfect! Do you have any idea what she would like for Christmas?
Sweetie: I’m sure she’ll love anything you’d get her. It is from you, after all.
Norman: No...I still want to get her that one big gift she really needs.
Sweetie: Well, there is one thing.
Norman: Really, what?
Sweetie: She wanted to get a case for carrying and protecting her sewing machine.
Norman: Why would she need one of those?
Sweetie: Something about protection in case her two assistants decide to fight over who gets her coffee for her again.
Norman: (Gulp) (Laughter)
Sweetie: I don’t suppose you have any idea what she means, do you Norman?
Norman: (Chuckling Nervously) Nope...no idea. (Laughter) Still, that’s a great lead. Thanks, Sweetie. (He gives her a quick hug) (Awww)
Sweetie: You’re welcome, Norman.
(Exit Norman)
Sweetie: Finally Alone! (She sits down on the couch and turns on the TV. From the television comes the sound of “Santa Claus is Coming To Town”) Sombertown is totally East Germany. (Laughter to end act one)
>>25885954
(Act two opens in downtown Canterlot. Christmas Music floats in the air as families hustle about finishing their shopping. We see many background characters milling about as well. From above, we see Norman and Rarity walking past each other on opposite sides of the street. They fail to see each other. Norman enters a store)
(Interior of the store, Scott is behind the counter)
Scott: Welcome to Perfect Stitch’s Sewing Machine Emporium, you freaking pleb.
Norman: And a fine Merry Christmas to you too, you Faust Damned hipster. (Laughter) Why are you working at such an oddly specific store.
Scott: Well, I was a member of the fashion club. The job was open, I had experience, so here I am.
Norman: Well that’s good. Tell me, what do you have in the way of carrying cases for sewing machines?
Scott: Not much, unfortunately. We had quite a run on them in the lead-up to the holiday.
Norman: Do you have any left?
Scott: One.
Norman: May I see it?
Scott: Sure...one sec.
(He disappears into a back room. Time Card: 20 minutes later)
Scott: (reenters) Found it!
Norman: How did it take so long, this storefront is tiny.
Scott: The stockroom is bigger on the inside than it is on the outside. (Laughter)
Norman: How...whatever, let’s see it.
(Scott drops a purple sewing machine case with wheels and a handle on the counter in front of him)
Scott: Behold!: The Sew and Go 5000! (Laughter)
Norman: Now that is a sewing machine case!
Scott: Hell yeah it is! It’s even got a cup holder! (Laughter)
Norman: It’s the perfect color, too. How much?
Scott: $130.00.
Norman: (Stopped short) Ah...uh could you repeat that.
Scott: $130.
Norman: I see, say Green...old buddy, I don’t reckon you could get me a discount?
Scott: Oh pleb, for you it’s only $129.99. (Laughter)
Norman: (Flatly) You’re too kind.
Scott: I can wrap it for you for an additional $5.
>>25885965
Norman: That’s not really the issue here…I’ll have to run back to the apartment and get some more money. Are you open later?
Scott: Let’s see, I’m supposed to meet with a certain famous author later and inspire him to write a ghost story but that’s not till after closing.(Laughter)
Norman: You are too odd, Green. I shall return!
(He darts out)
Scott: Whatever...freaking pleb. (Laughter)
(Cut to another shop which Rarity enters. Mary Sweetleaf is behind the counter, she has exchanged her pith helmet for a beanie)
Mary: (Laid back) Oh hey Rarity! Welcome to Jack’s Beanie Stock. (Laughter)
Rarity: Mary! That beanie is absolutely delightful. It suits you, darling.
Mary: Well, we sell only the best here.
Rarity: Tell me, what do you sell in the way of care accessories for beanies.
Mary: Oh Rarity, we sell all sorts of packages for beanie care. The question is, are you looking for basic care or total and advanced care?
Rarity: Well, it’s for Norman.
Mary: Ah. (Smiling) So only the best then?
Rarity: You know it! (Laughter)
Mary: I know just the stuff. (Reaching under the counter) You’re going to want our deluxe package then. Start with a shaper. (She pulls out a piece of styrofoam shaped like a beanie) This will keep the beanie’s shape when Norman isn’t wearing it.
Rarity: Of course.
Mary: Then you’ll want a hand steamer to keep it from wrinkling.
Rarity: Truly a common issue for beanie owners. (Laughter)
(Time Card: 20 minutes later. The counter is full of all sorts of items needed for beanie care)
Mary: And finally, the Deluxe beanie carrying case which can hold everything else.
Rarity: (Moving the case out of the way so she can see Mary. Maniacally) I’ll take it all!
(Laughter)
Mary: Alright! Now usually this whole package would cost $130 but….
Rarity: But…
Mary: Since love is on the line, I’m going to give it to you for $129.99.
Rarity: You’re too kind. (Laughter)
>>25885982
Mary: So, Cash or credit?
Rarity: I’ll tell you what. Let me run to the bank and I’ll be right back.
Mary: You know where to find me.
(Back to Norman’s)
Brad: $130 for a Sewing Machine case?
(Rarity’s)
Sweetie: $130 for a beanie case?
(We see Norman and Rarity in split screen)
Norman/Rarity: It’s the perfect gift for him/her!
Brad/Sweetie: Uh huh.
Norman/Rarity: So, I don’t suppose you could maybe front me some money…?
Brad/Sweetie: Oh no...you still owe me from their birthdays. (Both get up and head to their rooms.
(Norman and Rarity watch them leave.)
Norman: That does it...I’m…
Rarity: (Continuing) Going to have to sell something.
Unison: But what?
(Rarity turns toward her sewing machine and Norman looks up at his beanie)
(Both gulp in unison causing the audience to laugh to close the scene)
>>25885982
(Act three opens up inside the boy’s apartment. We see the yule log on the TV and Norman and Brad exchange gifts. Norman is sans beanie)
Norman: (Passing a gift to Brad) Merry Christmas!
Brad: Thanks Bro! (He opens it revealing a tuner, stand and case for his Guitar) Aw...Norm! This is exactly what I wanted. (Handing him a box) Here you go!
Norman: (Tears the wrapping paper and opens the box pulling out a mitten) Aw...wow...Brad...a box full of 100 reversible mittens...you...ah..you shouldn’t have.
Brad: Damn it! I gave you the wrong box.
Norman: Wait, who’s this for then?
Brad: The tentacle creature from the other dimension.
Norman: Wow, you two really hit it off.
Brad: Hey, he’s gotta keep this tentacles warm in the winter somehow. (Laughter) (Handing Norman a new box) Here’s the right one.
(Norman opens the box and pulls out a new suit)
Norman: Brad?
Brad: It’s one of Rarity’s finest.
Norman: Thank you! But, I don’t understand.
Brad: Check the pocket.
Norman: (Norman reaches in the pocket and pulls out a paper) These...these are reservations to the fanciest restaurant in the city.
Brad: Yep...and you and Rarity are the only one’s who will be there tonight.
Norman: You bought the entire place out? How?
Brad: I know some people.
Norman: (Giving Brad a Bro hug. Awww) Dude...you are so Bradical!
(Brad cringes hard)
Brad: Never say that again. (Laughter)
>>25886005
(To Rarity’s apartment. Rarity is looking at herself in a mirror. She has a beautiful blue gown)
Rarity: Sweetie! This is absolutely beautiful!
Sweetie: I’m glad that you like it, sis.
Rarity: And you made it for me?
Sweetie: Well, Coco helped me put it together as well.
Rarity: Well, it’s absolutely beautiful. Any chance you’d like to help me with work from now on?
Sweetie: Maybe later, you’re going to be late for your date with Norman.
Rarity: Ah! Of course, a lady must never be late.
(Sweetie opens the door and Rarity steps out just as Norman walks out of his apartment)
Rarity: Well, you’re looking quite dashing tonight Mr. Normal.
(Norman turns to see her)
Norman: Rarararararara (Laughter) rity. You look beautiful.
(The two kiss briefly. Aww)
Rarity: Now, who’s car shall we take?
Brad: Already taken care of.
Sweetie: We got you a horse drawn carriage.
Rarity: Oh how romantic!
Brad: Well that was the plan.
Sweetie: See, Twilight objected saying that horse drawn carriages saying that it was cruel and unusual punishment to her brothers and sisters. (Laughter)
Brad: So we got you the next best thing.
(Cut to Norman and Rarity in the backseat of the Bradillac looking worried. The camera zooms out to show Twilight in the driver’s seat. Laughter))
Rarity: Twi...darling. Are you sure you know what you’re doing?
Twilight: Of course. I’ve read a bunch of books on this. Plus I was always playing that Forza game at Norman’s place.
Rarity: (To Norman) Is she any good?
Norman: She once crashed a car into every tree on the Nurburging.
Rarity: That’s not good is it?
Norman: Not in the least. (To Twi) Hey Purple, we could probably just walk to the restaurant.
Twilight: Nonsense Norman. This is for Science! Here we go!
(The car is seen peeling out of the apartment complex to Rarity and Norman’s screams)
>>25885773
>(We fade out and see Norman staring at the letter on the door. It is a series of scribbles and drawings. He looks incredibly confused)
>Twi: (Continuing) If there is one thing you humans are good at, it is having fair elections. It’s not like you’ve ever had a screwed up election before, right? (Laughter) Anyways, I should only be gone for a few days. Spike is coming with me so you won’t need to take care of him. I’ll be sure to bring back souvenirs and make sure I am clothed when I come back through the mirror this time. (Laughter) See you soon! Regards, Princess Twilight Sparkle.
>Norman: (Staring, a look of pure confusion on his face) Right. What in Faust’s name does this say? (Laughter) Hey, Brad?
>(Brad opens the door and slides out to applause)
>Brad: What’s up, Norm?
>Norman: Take a look at this note, will you?
>Brad: That looks like Twily’s mouthwriting. (Laughter)
I forgot all about her mouth writing. Shits perf man. The Christmas hype finally continues
>>25886018
(We see the car slam to a stop right in front of the restaurant. Norman jumps out and starts kissing the ground. Laughter. Rarity also wobbles out after him.)
Twilight: I’ll pick you up later.
Norman and Rarity: NO! (Laughter)
Rarity: I mean...I think we’ll walk home, darling. It’s a beautiful night after all.
(Norman takes Rarity’s hand and leads her into the restaurant. What follows are scenes of the evening as Norman and Rarity enjoy a candlelit dinner. They are seen eating, dancing, and generally enjoying their time together. We then see the two of them walking back home with Norman’s jacket draped over Rarity’s shoulders. The two return to the apartment and are seen opening some of their smaller gifts to each other)
Rarity: I got you one more gift, darling. (She hands the package to Norman)
(He opens it revealing the beanie care kit)
Norman: (A sad look on his face though he quickly smiles) I love it! Thank you Rarity!
Rarity: You’re welcome darling.
(He hands her a wrapped box)
Rarity: Thank you. (She opens it and looks at the sewing machine case. A sad look on her face) Norman...it’s beautiful. Is that a cupholder? (Laughter)
Norman: It is! Do you like it?
Rarity: (Sadly) Oh...Norman.
Norman: (Worried) You don’t? I...I could try to find another.
Rarity: Darling, I love it...but I sold my sewing machine to buy your gift.
Norman: You….you did!?
Rarity: Yes.
Norman: Well, that makes this a little more awkward then since I kind of sold my beanie to Scott to buy that sewing machine case for you.
Rarity: Norman! That was your most beloved thing.
Norman: (Pulling her close) No it isn’t.
(He looks into her eyes)
Norman: You are. (They kiss) (Awws & woos from audience)
(Rarity looks out the window)
Rarity: Look!
(The camera pans to show snow falling outside the window. Norman leads her to the couch and the two sit watching the snowfall as he wraps his arm around her and she leans her head on his shoulder to end the act to applause)
![large[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/I5pWmvj.png "large[1].png")
>>25886045
After credits: Interior of Rarity’s apartment.
Norman: (Entering) You wanted to see me?
Rarity: Yes Darling. After selling my sewing machine I wanted to try some older fashioned garment making. I want you to try my first attempt. (She hands him a orange and green box)
(Norman opens it revealing a white beanie with purple trim and diamonds all over it. He looks at it with some surprise) (Laughter)
Rarity: (Worried) What’s the matter? You don’t like it? I see…
(Norman puts it on)
Norman: I love it!
Rarity: Darling, you look fabulous!
Norman: Heh, thanks.
(They embrace to end the episode)
>>25886060
Merry Christmas to you all from the DMV where it is currently 62 degrees, with 98% humidity as I listen to rain fall outside my open window. Seriously, what is this black magic.
>>25886068
10/10 it'sgr8t
>>25886068
It's the magic ofAutism, Sits.
Merry Jolly Christmas to you too, friend. Thanks for always keeping this place worth an open tab for visit.
>>25886060
It then gathered dust for eternity
>>25886060
Norman doesn't know it has a GPS tracker and a shock accessorie as well as a great way to mark as him with her design and logos
>>25886060
beautiful/10
>>25885954
>Sweetie: Finally Alone! (She sits down on the couch and turns on the TV. From the television comes the sound of “Santa Claus is Coming To Town”) Sombertown is totally East Germany.
Headcanon: Brad hangs out with the CMC, not for lewd shit, but because they're all gullible enough to listen to his wacky theories and they think he's super wise and he soaks in all the praise
God bless these OC commissioner guys for having OCs that look like Norman
>>25889303
Well Norman is just a normal looking guy.
>>25888754
Aryan Beauty turning Aria into the Arian Beauty.
>>25886068
I love the story you referenced, and I love what you did here.
Did Norman seriously sold his beanie for $130?
He's either a genius salesman, or Scott really wanted that beanie.
Also, Rara was really desperate to have sold her sewing machine that cheap.
>>25892046
Yet another story I wish was finished.
>>25892078It was just a rip of that exact scene from Haganai.
“Ahhh. Lunchtime. The one shining beacon in an otherwise, morbid, and arduous learning curriculum.”
>You kick back in your chair, taking in a mouthful of grapes.
>”Dude. What ARE you talking about?”
“Did you not hear the opening dialogue? I'm relaxing!”
>Your red-headed friend rolls his eyes, taking a bite of rice with his chopsticks.
>Be Normal Norman.
>The normalest of Normans out there to ever be normal, and it's lunchtime for those who like Nolan, didn't listen/read the opening dialogue.
>You sit across from him scoping out the lunchroom, trying to catch the flow of things.
>”Jesus man. You're such a tryhard.”
“I'm sorry?”
>He shovels in more rice, talking with a stuffed mouth.
>”Your whole body language practically screams “I need to be the center of things”.”
“Not true. I'm just checking out the “scene”.”
>You pop your collar with a confident smile.
>”Sure thing Leisure suit Larry.”
>He scoops more grain into his gullet, holding the bowl up to his mouth.
“Also, isn't that kind of racist?”
>He stops his anime-like eating to give you an odd look, as Naomi joins the table with a welcoming grin.
>”What do you mean?”
>You point to his bowl, and the chopsticks.
“I don't know if it's supposed to be culturally accurate or just plain ignorant, but why do we have to eat the rice with Chopsticks?”
>He pulls the utensils and bowl away.
>”That's a good point..”
>”What are we talking about here?”
>Naomi begins eating her meatless pasta.
>What is with this school? They act like you're some type of four-legged herbivore or something...
“The unintended political incorrectness of the faculty here.”
>”Huh. Neat.”
>She sensually slurps up a noodle, that totally didn't make your nipples hard.
“Also, you said “jesus” earlier. That's makes me wonder...where exactly do we live?”
>>25893277
>Nolan, and Naomi look at one another, and back to you.
“Like what is the name of this town? Is Jesus the entity that we believe in? Who exactly are we, other than pawns to be used in the tellings of strangers watching us from behind an LCD monitor?”
>Naomi looks afraid.
>”N-Norman? Where is all this coming from?”
>You shrug.
“Just killing time until we get to the plot of this story.”
>As if on cue Scott enters the Cafeteria with a flyer in hands, searching the room frantically.
>He turns in your direction perking up, and jogging to your table.
>”DUDE. YOU. WON'T. BELIEVE. IT.”
>You lean back in your chair, eating more grapes.
“I didn't believe green people existed.”
>He gives you an annoyed look putting his hand on his hip.
>”Don't be an asshole. Take a look at this.”
>He puts the flyer down in front of you as the rest of the table gathers around to view it.
>”King of the Iron Fist Tournament?”
>Nolan puts a hand to his chin questioningly.
>”Awesome right? It's like this worldwide Tourney for Martial arts fights of every nationality! People from here are actually signing up for this!”
“That's cool I guess. Question is, why are YOU interested? Aren't you gay or something?”
>Naomi bumps you.
>”Not cool. Gay guys can be into martial arts!”
>”Yeah Norman. Don't be a bigot douche.”
>Scott frowns, balling his fists.
>”I'M NOT GAY. ASSES.”
>You pick up the paper, and snort.
“If they're looking for a king of Iron fists, then they're lucky I'm not signing up.”
>You put the paper down, and flex your pencil-thin pythons, giving them little smooches.
“None of those jobbers want any of these steel, skintanium butt mashers!”
>Nolan grimaces.
>”You're gonna mash butts with your hands?”
>You go deadpan.
“NO! That's not what I mean!”
>Naomi giggles.
>”Sure it is. I'm sure Scott wants his butt mashed. Think you can do him a solid Normie?”
>”I'M NOT GAY! DAMMIT!”
>>25893315
>You all laugh, sans Scott, who snatches the paper away storming off.
>Geez. No need for him to be so butthurt. Don't gay guys like it there?
>Lunch ended not too long after, and the rest of the day went as expected.
>School school, and home.
>What else did you expect? You're Normal fucking Norman. You don't do shit.
>The next day though something happened that you couldn't possibly predict would happen.
>It's a foggy Wednesday morning, as you head to school, still slightly groggy.
>Another school day, another lusting after your milky skinned goddess, and then another dull lunch of discussing political correctness.
>As you near Canterlot high, you notice a group of students all gathered out front.
“Huh..what's all the commotion about?”
>You notice Nolan standing at the back with a worried look on his mug, until he spots you.
>”Norman! Come here!”
>He whispers loud enough for you to hear, waving you over.
“Dude. What's happening?”
>”That's what I'd like to know! Who'd you piss off?!”
“Moi? Piss someone off? Never that!”
>”Well I don't know any other reason why an angry asian man, and his sexy bodyguard would be looking for you.”
“Excuse me?”
>He grabs your arm, leading you through the crowd to the center, where you see a statuesque, Sasuke look-alike, standing alongside a sexy blonde, wearing a skintight body suit.
>She holds up a photo of you to the gathered students.
>”I won't ask again! Do any of you snot nosed brats know where this little punk is?!”
>You gulp.
“Holy shit dude! That's me!”
>”No kiddin?! What did you do?!”
“Nothing!”
>You duck down, to avoid being spotted.
>”You'd better just head home man. Take a sick day or something. This doesn't seem like it'll end well for you if they find you.”
>You nod in agreement, and try to solid snake your way through the students, back to the outside.
>”Hey! HEY! Here he is!”
>A mop-top ginger haired kid points down to you.
>>25893346
>Fucking Valhalla.
>You would Johnny Cage nut punch him, but the sea of teens has parted, exposing you to the two strangers.
>The Asian guy crosses his arms, frowning hard, and the Blonde steps forward.
>”So! You're Master Jin's first opponent? You're not impressive to look at.”
>No shit. You're 16.
“Wait. Opponent? Opponent for what?!”
>You stand up fearfully facing down the duo.
>The woman laughs.
>”You mean to tell me you signed up for this fight, not knowing what you signed up for?”
“That's exactly what I'm telling you.”
>She snickers, and whispers to the Asian guy.
>He looks from her to you.
あなたが故意にサインアップしたかどうか、または無意識のうちにはない事項。唯一の方法はアウト今集中治療、またはボディバッグです!
>You gulp not knowing what the hell he just said.
>He smirks, walking past you, but not before bumping your shoulder.
>It nearly sends you flying.
>The blonde sex symbol pokes your chest.
>”Be at your school Gym. ALONE. After school. Jin will be waiting to face you.”
>Is shitting yourself a valid option right now?
“N-no! I'm not going to fight him!”
>She smirks.
>”Oh you will. If not we'll just have to come to your home!”
>Your eyes widen in pure fear.
>”Don't worry though. It'll just be you and Jin in there. No spectators. He'd prefer none witness this bloodbath.”
>Too late about the pants shitting thing it seems.
>>25893446
>You gulp not knowing what the hell he just said.
>He smirks, walking past you, but not before bumping your shoulder.
>It nearly sends you flying.
>The blonde sex symbol pokes your chest.
>”Be at your school Gym. ALONE. After school. Jin will be waiting to face you.”
>Is shitting yourself a valid option right now?
“N-no! I'm not going to fight him!”
>She smirks.
>”Oh you will. If not we'll just have to come to your home!”
>Your eyes widen in pure fear.
>”Don't worry though. It'll just be you and Jin in there. No spectators. He'd prefer none witness this bloodbath.”
>Too late about the pants shitting thing it seems.
>She sniffs the air, and walks away from you with a scrunched up face.
>”Don't forget! After school!”
>You hang your head, an abundance of questions flood your ears, as you begin you doody booty last walk.
>How did this happen? You just went home, and back to school? How could you have signed up to fight in some martial arts tournament after hearing about it twenty-four hours ago?
>A fresh change of pants, and draws later, and you're sitting in homeroom, everyone acting as if nothing happened.
>Considering you, and your peers have been subjected to being the slaves of a she-demon, forced to provide love, and nourishment to evil mythical singing teenage tyrants, and Twilight Sparkle's real life counterpart..uh..becoming a she demon,(Never thought you'd experience that twice in a lifetime.) it shouldn't really be too surprising.
>You twiddle your thumbs, sweating up a storm as roll is called.
>”Pssst!”
>How are you gonna get out of this one? It's almost as bad as that one time, you were caught with your face in Vice Principal Luna's butt when trying to hit a pinata at Diamond TiaraSanchez'squinc- quncin--
>Spanish Birthday party.
>>25893683
Fucked this post up. Holy shit, how dead is this thread?
>>25893708
i'm reading nigga
ho the fuck norman entered to a tournament?
>>25893708
I´m reading
>>25893708
I ways wait for the story to finish then I reply
>>25893683
Wish the meta would've continued but let's keep this going
>>25893683
>”Normie! Hey!”
>A paper ball bounces off your skull, snapping you out of your thoughts.
>Chloe looks at you with a wide grin, from the next seat over.
>No time for her, and her perverted musings today.
>Also not excluding the fact she's your COUSIN. Fucking gross.
“What?”
>”Who was that bishounen, you were talking to this morning?”
“Bee—what?”
>”The bishounen with the spiky black hair, and strong eyes!”
“Oh. You mean Master Jin of the Moonspeak.”
>”NORMAN!”
>The teacher looks at the two of you from his desk for a moment, before going on.
>”Norman..! That's “Jin-dono”, and what he was speaking wasn't “Moonspeak”. It was the most beautiful language in the entire world! The language of warriors, and the pure!”
“It wasn't American Chloe. I would have understood it.”
>She rolls her eyes.
>”Baka. It was Japanese!”
>This time you roll your eyes.
“That's what I said! “Moonspeak”. In any case do you know what he said?”
>She nods, adjusting her anime scarf.
>”Of course, ignorant relative of mine! He was acknowledging you as his eternal rival, like Sas-so-kay, and Nah-Rootoe! It's so romantic!”
>You grimace.
>”The two of you locked in heated conflict....clothes torn, and bodies sweaty, as you exchange blows..”
>Oh boy. You know where this is going.
>”Then when you can't battle anymore, he'll take you in his rippling. Muscled arms, holding you close, and whisper..”I love you Norman”.”
>Chloe gets red in the face, inching a hand into her skirt.
>”Then the two of you will exchange an innocent kiss, as he grabs for your manhood with caring hands--”
>SCHLICK SCHLICK SCHLICK-
“AW! C'MON! CONTROL YOURSELF!”
>You raise your hand.
“TEECH! SHE'S FAPPING IN CLASS AGAIN!”
>The teacher quickly speedwalks to the back row, where you and Chloe are located, armed with a spray bottle filled with water, and unleashes a torrent of misty shots upon your horndog cousin.
>>25894449
fucked up her eye. sorry. I kinda did this on the spot
>>25894449
Chloe's getting thirsty and onii-chan ain't helping.
>>25894646
this thread is too slow to keep writing. So I'm gonna dump pictures I'm drawing called "What I did during summer break"
>>25894449
>>25894883
>>25894899
cape, damnit!
don't get me to pretend to be norman, so i can get some pussy!
>>25894883
>>25894899
Now I'm just thinking of Norman and Chloe ending up in a situation similar to this doujin.
>>25894449
>>25894883
>>25894899
Will Chloe ever get laid?
>>25894883
>them hands
dayum
>>25895032
The question isDo you want her to?
>>25895422
don't shake my chains capeyou know the answer
>>25895810
Is it Nyet?
Glad Cape is back in action
>>25896207
Only if the thread picks up, since I saw a need for content. It's not looking good.
I might start doing bizarre shit, like Dr. Pepper cans being molested by various characters, or Missingno having to figure out with Mary is the real one as they savagely rape him an based, Or Princess Cadence fighting Vice principal over the rights to Peetzer
>>25896555
Do it.
This place needs wild.
Shit like each character's faces when get get Normans full length up their ass
>>25896645
and you had to make it gay. Why do people always want to talk about how long his dick is, or where it's going in this thread?
>>25896555
>Dr. Pepper cans being molested by various characters
unf
>>25894449
>>25894883
>>25894899
Scan dat shit.
>>25896555
Characters on each others shoulders
Norman and Brad scroll through Scott's Facebook to laugh at his posts and pics until they reach his timeline in 2008. There reveals his past life.
He was the biggest normie of all time.
What happened to this man.
So what DID Norman get for Christmas?
Post other chars too
He got a sweet pair of shoes, Halo 5, a new charger for his phone, ironic Guardians of the Galaxy socks, and a Kylo Ren Funko Pop
Brad got a killer new jacket, Boxing gloves, a Guitar Pick cutter, iPhone 6, and a $100 gift card to Spencers
>>25897148
>Scott
>Plebbook
>implying he didn't pic related
>He was the biggest normie of all time.
He probably grew out of meal because he figured out it was for children
>>25899040
fuck me, forgot the pic
>>25898646
An XBone.
Brad and Norman started this biannual tradition where they meet up at the park with a bag of panties. Each pair is kept from when they scored, and they share stories of how they got it, who it belonged to, and the wacky adventures they took it on
>>25899706
>Norman needs a moving van for his
>>25899712
This makes think, what kind of ride norman has? Or he just drive the family car?
>>25896983
you remind me of this
https://e621.net/post/show/197946/2012-amalgam-beverage-dr-_pepper-english_text-eyes
>>25900475
>e621
Ya foking piece of furry heresy.
>>25901656
He says on the /mlp/ board kek
>>25901723
That's all the irony of the world, in 2 single posts.
>>25901744
Check, now check mine
>>25901754
More irony.
>>25900812
Gimme one reason why Shimmer is the best
>>25901769
well, she was a hungering power bitch.
was defeated, but result was rushed. then she became kinda flutters, but then she grab her shit up, and now she's a semi-good developed character
What did Norman do to Purple for Christmas
>>25901975
He treated her nicely
Norman idle animations when
>>25894899
>tfw no actual "cousin is visiting for christmas" story that will solve the Chloe vs Purple conflict
Slow thread duh nuh naa naa naaaa
Take it easy
Slow thread
night bump
>>25904976
Never gonna get revenge.
What a shit day
No one else has anything left for the thread?
Well, it's christmas, so I'm not surprised this place is empty. Hey, out of curiosity; Not that I don't intend to continue the Nono's Bizarre adventure storyline fairly soon, but what other kinds of crossovers do you guys think would be interesting to have Norman in?
>>25908074
An "It's Always Sunny" kind of story
We have enough wacky characters to do it
>>25908074
Noir-man side stories like Brave and the Bold
>>25908301
That isn't so much of a crossover though, is it? We've already got stories that closely align to that kind of humor, and as you know (I wish I were famous) my specialty is dramatic and descriptive writings. I could probably do good comedy, but it's not much of a crossover in that sense as it is a scenario. Unless you mean specifically putting our beloved CHS into that kind of setting but that would be a bit dry, I would think.
>>25908710
what do you mean by crossovers?
Like, Norman Meets the Globetrotters?
Or Norman stories being adapted to other fictions' themes
>>25908930
Mainly on my mind has been the second one, but now that I think about it Norman meeting the GlobeTrotters has the potential to show gold in them hills. But yes, like say taking a world or other theme and just bullshitting something together. That's basically what I've been doing for the NoNo story. Which, by the way, is coming back.
>>25909265
>Norman meeting the GlobeTrotters has the potential to show gold in them hills.
Pls no
Norman and his buds as bancho school delinquents who rough up Crystal Prep pretty boys
>>25909404
Hmmm...I like it.
I won't lie; First thing to come to mind for Norman, the new transfer kid, was pic related. You can tell where about 45% of my hype has been lately, but I'm trying not to let it affect my decisions too much.
Note to self: Remember to actually add the image next time.
>>25909680
God damn it. I used an uncropped version. You can totally tell I'm on the ball today. I should mention I haven't decided on what I'm doing yet, just saying the idea could be fun.
>>25909702
>Norman and the boys in the bathroom squatting and smoking
>Anyone who opens the door is greeted with a Harty "HEY HEY HEYHEY!!"
And they surround the intruder and he gets a pounding
So is this how The Shimmering was like?
Stories about Sophie abusing her school powers to bring in students for questioning about the latest magical attack, not because she's trying to figure out what happened, but because she's trying to get as much info of Norman as she possibly can without confronting him directly
"So who do you think did it?"
>"Wasnt it uhh, Twilight and some other horse warlord?"
"Why that's correct! Now! How do you feel about the next suspect? Norman Normal!"
>"Whuh? He's alright I guess, I don't know, heard his dad works for Nintendo."
"Nintendo eh? Get out of here! NEXT!"
Concept idea for future story if anyone wants to partake
Also who are Sophie's friends?
Does she even have a squad?
>>25910920
A couple stories had her paired up with Ginger and Patricia
>>25910920
Yes, she also appeared with Octavia in the Sitcomverse,
Shit, how long was it since I last posted? It wasn't actually that long ago, I think, but it feels like it has been longer than it probably was. Life can be so disorienting sometimes. If it makes you guys feel better though, I know even more about science than I did before. Which means I can mutilate it for the sake of a good ORA every now and then.
>>25911354
Sweet, can't wait to see you continue.
What the fuck today better not be one of THOSE dead days
bump
>Chloe's secret sketchbook of her school ships is let loose upon the class
>It actually gets positive views and everyone wonders who this phantom shipper is
>one pic actually makes 2 kids hook up
>>25914695
>"it's beautiful nii-san"
"but they were bros since the beginning of the year"
>"but.... muh yaoi...."
"shut up chloe. even if they are an item, they probably keep it in their homes"
>>25902713
Now.
man this was an amazing thread til yesterday
>>25916004
This Christmas was pretty rad
I agree with you because we could sure have more days like that
>>25916174
Call me egotistical, but I feel some people quieted down when they thought I'd be sharing green, which I probably will later tonight. I'm just checking in now, but besides that it seems like people really were quiet. Maybe they're just heading home still or quieting down after holiday hijinx.
I had like, a million and one thoughts about what I could write, too. But this does give me time to think over it some. Kinda been thinking about doing something more dramatic or 'deep' ya know?
>*insert neckbeard philosophy rant here*
>>25916235
What the hell, 4chan, give me my namefaggotry.
>>25916235
>Kinda been thinking about doing something more dramatic or 'deep' ya know?
Remember the last time someone did that
I'm the anon who writes those 3-5 line "stories"
I don't write them because they're stories
I post them so hopefully someone writes one of them.
But not 1 has been written since I've started doing this
why do try
ANON HURRY
Make this gondola into /nn/
>>25916365
anon, it takes time
i mean, the ideas you throw are great. the biggest issue is give them form
>>25916675
>>25917097
who the fuck
>>25917097
10 bucks its Flutters
>>25917097
Is it done?
Did you just start
IS IT CHRISTMAS HAREM 2ND
>>25916268
I don't, and I might not have been around for it. But I'm not talking highschool drama if that's what you mean. I mean like anime deep. Not soap opera 'deep'.
>>25918106You'll just have to wait and see
>>25918877
>>25918877
blump
woah, we couldn't post for a while
that was funny
>>25908074
What about The Legend of Zelda?
But not having our characters as the bearers of the Triforce, but as a completely separate party which may or may not cross paths with the heroes of the games.
>>25921855
>Norman in LoZ
>He's just a normal farmer
>>25922388
Yes, that´s the idea.
> inb4 nothing
>>25922759
People are away on vacation famila
Norman and Brad having a contest to see how far they can throw waifus when
>>25923106
everyone knows shining will win that
bump
