Canterlot High. The high-school everyone dreams of entering. Inside its walls there's a world of adventure you'll never see in any other educational institution. Romance, fights, ridiculousness and more, are part of our student's daily lives.
Just like the real world doesn't turn around you, Canterlot High's world doesn't turn around anyone in particular. So, you will see a bit of everyone's life in here, no matter how minor their role had been in canon, they have a place in here.
Come here so you can listen to, or tell us about...
The Bradical Adventures in Canterlot High.
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benis
Well, merry Christmas.
>>25869800
It's not Christmas yet, nigger.Merry Christmas to you too
>>25869773
>benis
This is the work ofTool
Tripfags in Canterlot High
More thick "Ara ara~" ladies for young stud Norman to bang pls
>>25869841
>for young stud Norman
NO!!!!11!
Norman has monopolized the slutes for too long.Give some to Soren or someone else.
>>25869841
>Young 16yr old Norman waking up to this every weekend
>His bros talk about how they almost touched a boob in the hallway
>Meanwhile Norman has the whole shebang every other night
>>25869861
>Luna takes Soren under her wing after many months of having him show up to counseling
>She tries to take Amy off his mind
>The next moment she wakes up next to him
>Luna and Celestia both find out their sister is sleeping with minors
>Norman and Soren become secret friends through the sisters
Oh god Based please
Forgot damn image
>>25869970
10/10 my fucking sides
Remember Christmas last year?That was embarrassing.
>>25870227
Why?
>>25870233
Man forget it, if you won't there then you won't know.Unless someone shows you the screen caps taken at the Christmas Thread last year
>>25870244
I haven't been here until the 15th of january '15.In 22 days it will be a year with you, guys. Good time, I must say.
I hope someone has the caps, I like embarassing stuff.
>>25870256
It was thread number 100. We all had great stories planned.We bumped for 10 days and accomplished nothing.
>>25870312
Hi PC!
>>25870362
Shh. I'm not here.
>>25870364NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!
>>25870953
This Chrysalis reminds me of those Equestria Girls videos where it's usually a bunch of memes.
And Nicholas Cage is there.
Would you?
>>25871317
Would I what?
>>25871328
Give her a dollar
Wasn't last year's Christmas was when Norman got sucked by six elves?
>>25871317
>Would you?
>Not "Would Norman?"
>>25871373
Yeah he finally had a full harem it was awesome.
Wonder what this year brings
>Kuro asks his waifu if she'd like to go out
>She agrees, a little unenthusiastic about it
>Kuro has the time of his life spending time with her
>She thinks Kuro is ok
>Near the end Kuro realizes she isn't having the best time
>Asks if she is fine
>She is, she just really isn't feeling well
>He asks if she wants to go on another date
>She tells him the truth
>...
>Kuro then spends Christmas Eve at work instead of with his senpai
>>25871836
I always knew she would never fall for me. I still want to make her smile.
>>25871860
It's okay Kuro, you have your senpai here to Celebrate Christmas with in the /NN/ Chat, we are all lonely too.
Guys rate my painting I made it for you guys it took me 5 minutes
Norma christmas when
What if Shimmer had gone through her redemption in the middle of The Shimmering?
>>25873613
Norman wouldn't trust her again
Even if she is 100% a nicer person with a bangin bod, he's never going back to her.
He needs Purple
>>25873502
>Mary and Reggie make bomb ass christmas treats for themselves and take it to school to flaunt
>Even shoving whole pies in their bags to chow down on during lunch
>jelly mad fags try to take their shit
well, Merry ChristmasSpecially to the Anon who cheered me on last night.
>>25874455
Oh god that's hot and amazing
>>25874455
I love the style
Brings out the cute teenage boy aspect of Norman a lot
>>25874455
Cute!
>>25874455
Merry Xmas to you too! GG no re! Fucking gud makes me want to write some shit for this pairing
YO BASED WILL THERE BE A PART 3
CHRISTMAS EDITION EEHHHH!!?!
>>25871317
>>25871381
norman finds her and they have lots of sex, just like every other norman fic on here.
The End.
>>25874455
Lmao nigga ain't got no eyebrows
>>25875027
Smdh we get that like once every 2 months
n-no homo
>>25875045
yep, I realized ten minutes after posting, I'll probably release a final edit in a bit later. I always forget something anyways
>>25874478
>>25874493
>>25874707
>>25874746
>>25874788
Glad to you liked it guys
>>25875099
Not Scott, not sarcastic
Confirmed faggot
>>25875119
>Glad to you liked it guys
you know what I meant
So who da fuck has a good Christmas Story almost ready because this ain't the thread for one shot shit
>>25875166
Everybody is celebrating wait until tomorrow nigga
>>25870312
Event threads have nothing.
I don't remember what happened here on halloween. Prolly nothing desu
Regular threads have some stuff sometimes
Obligatory "tfw single for christmas" sorry when
>>25875099
I was looking at this on my phone when my dad walked behind me. Fuck!
>>25876109
>A little boy watches his Princess on top of a balcony. Everyone cheers for her, she waves at the massive crowd and begins her speech.
>The young lad sits on his father's shoulders and doesn't pay attention to what she says. He only sees the beauty standing above with the sun shining brightly on her.
"I want to be her knight!"
>"Did you say something son?"
"N-Nothing dad."
>Inside the boy made a vow to become strong and to protect her and his new home.
>Years later
"And that's when I knew I was in love... With the most beautiful Princess of them of all. I'm no royalty or a noble, but I am happy with being your knight."
>She is taken a bit back, it's not often people are informal around her.
>"Hm, if my sister heard you she would throw you in the dungeon."
"Ah! My apologies!"
>"Oh it's not for being informal... It's for saying I'm the most beautiful! D'hoho! She can be quite jealous sometimes."
>The older princess lays her hand on her new knight that saved the kingdom.
>"Ara Ara~ Now do not worry about being a knight... I believe I can chose whoever I want..."
"Oh..."
>>25872894
Wendy? What happen to Sophie.
>>25876473
That´s her alternate color scheme, as seen in EqG
Merry Christmas, /nn/
I plan to have the Xmas story done by tomorrow night since I assume most people are going to be opening presents in the morning and spending time with their friends/family in the evening.
Just thought I'd let y'all know.
>Open presents
>Got a sweet sweater then a bunch of shit like AXE and a gay Halo 4 shirt
>Tfw have a whole display full of figures and posters everywhere
>no one even knows what I like
>Norman and friends do Secret Santa
>Everyone got ok random gifts but someone was willing enough to spend $90 on a dog dildo
>It's Scott's now
>>25876473
That's her sister, the one who's munching on the burger in the first movie.
Merry Christmas Everyone!!!!!!
Merry Christmas everyone! Expect some surprises today!
>>25877211
Whos the girl
Fucking have to wait 35 Minutes before I too can say Merry Christmas.
>>25869970
Oh you asshole. I love you
>67 posts without a single bump
it was good while it lasted
just looking forward for Sitcom's new episode of Norman and Brad
>>25878384
I'm just waiting for something in general already.
I'm glad we didn't name this "Christmas Edition"
If we pretend this is a regular thread it won't die as much
>>25878408
>it won't die as much
we just need to be less stupid and be more creative (as in more productive).
>>25878452
Sorry that you guys are losers who aren't having Christmas parties or dinners
^:')
>Norman living with Shimmer
>money's been tight but he's been saving for his bitch queen
>He wraps the expensive necklace in the finest ($2) wrapping paper with snowmen on it
>Neatly placed under their humble twig of a tree, he hopes she likes Santa's gift
>Shimmer buys a demon looking set of lingerie
>What man wouldn't want her ass in a bow for christmas?
>Hahaha I am so smart
>Gunna be a white Christmas lmao
>Christmas morning
>Shimmer busts out of their room in her slick new duds ready to let it snow
>She hunts down her lover and attacks him as he flips pancakes
>She trails her long tongue up and down the poor boy
>Normans eyes usually speak for him when Shimmer has him pinned down
>Theyre scared
>Usually it's scared with a hint of "I'm going to fucking destroy your ass tonight"
>But no
>He crawls to freedom under the tree
>Opens his gift and places it around her neck
>The red flame shaped gem glows brighter than her scanty sex suit
>tfw Shimmer now just feels like a huge cum slut and breaks down crying
>Norman hugs and wishes her a Merry Christmas
>>25879043
Why is she crying? It's fine if she wants to be a cum dumpster, it's just only for the guy she cares about
>>25879132
He got a heart felt present while she just had sex on her mind. What a floozy
>>25879234
And he got her an expensive necklace! How is that any different? Just a very nice accessory
>>25876563
>>25877454
You don't get the Joke or Punchline do you.
>>25879732
Forgot Sweet Leaf's "real name" Mary Donna.
>>25879745
You try and Put it in my Memory is already pointing Knives and Bolts at me.
>>25879745
Also these are the derpibooru names I'm just showing this so you get why I call her Wendy.
>>25875045
here it is version 2. Finito. No more. Done. Certified eyebrow.
I hate posting shit twice, but I don't want to see that picture again and have those flaws come back to haunt me.
>>25879043
Gotta show that she-demon a bit of loving.
>>25879732
I´m not American, that may have to do with it.
sorry i didn't post this story, but just woke up from the family meeting, and ready to roll
>be norman
>christmas eve
>today 24 everyone are going to see their families and frieds, and will have a blast
>well, everyone except
>"move!"
"sorry sunset"
>sunset shimmer
>even after all the shit we been through
>from her becoming a demon to a demi-angel saving this universe, and she still doesn't like christmas
>must be for her self-impose exilium
>if she comes back, she will probably be lock down for a while. even with purple's help
>after purple saving everyone, all the boys started to beign together
>and ironically, you became a semi-friend with sunset
>hell, she even make a calendar to her locker fetishonly fridays after school
>but she hates christmas
"damn, i wish i could do something for her"
>"well, you maybe can do something"
>you know that voice
"purple"
>>25880249
"what do you want purple?"
>"i want to help you on your friendship problem"
"we aren't in horse world. beat it"
>you usually are nice to purple, but when she helps, things kinda get messy
>"please norman. maybe you can give her something special this hearts warming eve"
"it's christmas, i already told you"
>"christmas, hearts warming. it's the same. at least hear my idea"
"okay"
>"we go to equestria..."
"dropped"
>"please, let me finish"
"fine"
>"we go to equestria, we retrieve a small couple of fireflowers, and we comeback. simple"
"fireflowers?"
>"yes. they are an amazing variety of flora that grows only in winter. the uses are from warming the body of travelers, to candle lamps, due to be able of shine by itself and giving a great flame when burned"
"are you sure it's that simple? besides, the plant can change when we cross the portal, isn'it?"
>"don't worry. after some tests and investigation, i discover fruits and plants don't change. only living beigns. i mean, i was a pony, and spike a dragon"
"fine, if you say it's simple"
>"besides, i'll stay in equestria with my family these season, so you'll comeback alone"
"well then, let's go for those flowers"
>maybe this won't be hard
>>25880283
>>>"besides, i'll stay in equestria with my family these season, so you'll comeback alone"
>"well then, let's go for those flowers"
Purple is conscious about the suffering she causes to Norman. This is something I´m glad to see.
>>25880283
>"okay, ready to cross?"
"i don't know"
>>"what, chicken?"
"shut up pup, you still owning me a xbox"
>"you two stop, it's checked. we can cross without problem"
>one by one, you three enter to the horse statue
>and what a trip it was!
>you felt your entire body spinning til the end
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twilight's castle
"woooooooooooohhhhh!!!!"
>you stop spinning, and your head is killing you
"ugh, i can't open my eyes...."
>"you'll get used to it. try recovering slowly"
"...uuuhhhh.... that's better"
>you look your surroundings
>pure crystal walls everywhere, and it looks twilight have a lot of books
>you would be surprised if it wasn't purple the owner of all those books
>knowing her she finished all 3 or 4 times already
"well... i think i....."
>you look your "hand"
>a hoove
>A FUCKING HOOVE!!!!
"AAHHHHH!!!"
>"norman! calm down!"
"wha... wha....?"
>you check your whole body
>you are a horse now
>a small horse
>a pony
"twilight! what did you do?"
>"what? i didn't do it. it was the portal"
>>"i don't know why you are so scared. she told you'll change"
"shut up you damn mu-"
>a giant lizard
"twilight! watchout!
>you start to throw books to the lizard
>>"hey!.. no!-stop! twilight!"
>"norman! stop it"
"but it's a giant-!"
>you look at purple
>she is a pony too
"oh dear god, twilight! what-"
>"norman, stop it!"
>she uses her magic to grab you
"no! this is not normal!"
>"calm down, i need to tell you something"
>[a small explanation later]
>"that's all you need to know. now you are an earth pony. you can't use magic or fly, but you are stronger than an unicorn, and almost as fast as a pegasu"
>after the explanation, you still can't believe it
>now you are stuck on 4-feet.... eh, hooves, and you can't do much
"eh... okay.... let's just go for those flowers, before i regret this"
>not that you are actually regreting it
>"well, spike, keep a pen on hand, we need to prepare a list to prepare our things to go to the flame fields, some books of gardening, and maybe some hay"
>>25880363
"twilight, i don't think we need all that, besides, i don't eat hay"
>>"just roll with it, this won't be pretty if we don't have that list"
"ehhh.... ok, let's do that list"
>you see how purple levitates books and stuff, while spike is taking notes
"hey purple, why i can't do magic like you? i mean, i could use some magical rod or something"
>"well, the unicorns use their horns as catalizers, but there's no much natural elements to use as a replacement. maybe you will be more interested in zebra magic. they use talismans, masks, and potions"
>wow, you fell you just fall into a mmorpg
>"well, i have everything done. you are ready norman?"
>you see the only thing you got is your beanie, just like your cutiemark
".... i guess"
>"right! spike, stay in the castle. norman and me are going to be out for a while"
>>"alright"
>"okay. let's go!"
>you are really anxious to start this adventure
>>25880363
>pic related
Merry Christmas /nn/
>>25880415
>you exit the castle
>woah, it's interesting the place where purple lives
"hey purple, when did you get this place?"
>"well, my friends use the 6 keys of the tree of harmony, and when we defeated tirek, the magic went to the three of harmony, and grow til this castle was up"
"and how come you aren't rich or something, i mean, you told me alicorns are princess by default"
>"yeah, alicornhood only is granted if the pony is ready to ascend, and use his/her magic for goodness"
"you had any bad alicorns?"
>"well, chrysalis was one, but my brother and princess cadance defeat her"
"huh, so you were slacking off?"
>"they got me prisoner, and they took the elements before i could do something"
>she looks annoyed
"sorry"
>"anyway, we need to walk quickly. applejack and pinkie are planning to travel to pinkie's rock farm, and rarity went with sweetie belle to her family. fluttershy is helping the animals to sleep better during the hibernation, and rainbow dash is with scootaloo"
"so it's only us today. you think we are going to find me?"
>"i don't know. i didn't find myself in the human world"
"oh, okay"
>>25880431
that was the pic i wanted to post but i lost it. thanks
>>25880440
>gif
>>25880459
>you reach the flame fields
>there's an old unicorn guarding the door
>>"oh, hello my princess. may i ask what guides you to these parts?"
>"hello dear gate keeper. my friend wants to take some flowers to gift a friend"
>>"sorry, my dear princess, but i was ordered i won't let pass no one these days. some dragons have been found traveling during these plains, so is dangerous to cross"
"please sir, we won't take too much time"
>>"....hmmmm, i suppose you aren't interested in riddles"
"riddles?"
>>"yes, my young stallion, riddles. if you can beat me, i'll let you pass, but remember, i give advice anyway"
"and if we don't solve it?"
>"you won't pass"
"all or nothing. classic. what's the riddle?"
>>"hhmmmmmhuhuhuhu, young ponies, always thinking they are smart"
>he clears his throath
>"what is it that has not weigh, can be seen by naked eye, and if you put it on a barrel, it would make it lighter?"
"ehhh....... ummm..... i....."
>"it's a hole. a hole on the barrel"
>>"the princess shall pass"
"oh great"
>he stops you
>>"i said the princess, young stallion. she will go alone"
"no! i want to pass!"
>>"huhuhu, young stallions, always anxious"
"throw me another one"
>>"very well. this is my favourite"
>he clears his throath again
>"i can bend in any surface. light brings me existence, but only the darkness can delete me"
>you are sure you heard that one before
"it's..... a..... shadow...?
>>"..... you can pass, but this old pony recomends you reading more often"
"whatever"
>>25880505
>you and purple cross the gate
>>"now be careful, i'll advice the guards to be ready if you take too much time. only 30 minutes"
"we can make it?"
>"don't worry, the field is only 10 minutes away"
"perfect"
>you start to go inside the plains
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flame plains
>your eyes can't believe it
>all the place is green, only the red flowers are different
"those.... really emit heat?"
>"yes. grab these gloves. you can touch them without burning"
>you and twilight collect some small flowers
>she wasn't lying. you caan fell how strong is the heat of those flowers
>10 minutes pass
>"norman, we have to go!"
"just a minute. i'll grab this one"
>you try to pull one flower, but you hear some grubling
>you leave the flower, and see it moving
"purple! run!"
>"what?!"
>>"groar!!!!"
>a red dragon rises from the flowers
"fuck! purple, keep running!"
>the dragon tries to catch both of you
>you see a tree with branches
"i hope it works"
>you make the classic tree trick, and hit the dragon's face
"purple! use your magic!"
>"norman, come close!"
>both are together, but before she could do anything, it use his fire breath
"purple, watch out!"
>you push her
>"wait! nor-"
>she dissapears
>the fire breath hit some fireflowers, and explodes
>the dragon flies away, but you have a problem
"fuck! help me!"
>>25880580
>you are twilight
>and you telepported to the gates of the plains
>"ah, princess. good to see yoou again"
"it's not good! my friend is trapped against a dr-"
>*boom*
"oh no... norman!!"
>"worry not, princess!"
>his horn glows, and the small magic explotion sounded like a horn call
>suddenly you hear galloping
>the royal guards came
"please follow me, my friend is trapped in there"
>>"ready to serve my princess"
>the stallions follow you to the center of the plains
>you see norman climbing a tree
>"damn.... stupid hooves"
"norman!"
>"thank god.... purple!"
>you fly and catch him
"come on norman, we have to get out of here"
>"what about the plains? the fire is spreading fast"
"we tell that to the royal guards"
>you both land close to the guards, and norman explains the situation
>>"the pegasi squad will take time to make it here. we need to evacuate the forest"
>"wait! i have an idea"
"what are you saying norman?"
>"if you can take us to the other part of the plains, we can iniciate another fire so both fires destroy each other"
"norman, are you crazy?!"
>"we don't have much time, we have to do it!"
>you keep quiet
".... fine. everyone stay close"
>you concentrate, and take everyone to the other side of the plains
"ugh"
>"purple!"
"i'm... fine, i'm just tired"
>>"we are ready!"
>"okay"
>>25880632
>you are norman
"perfect, you and you go there. you two, follow me"
>the royal guards separate, and you guide them to spots
>you go in the middle, but there aren't much fireflowers
>you reach your back pack, and take all the fireflowers
>sorry sunset
>you prepare them
"okay! to my sing! 3, 2, 1, now!!!"
>all the groups iniciate the fire, and a new fire borns
>both fires collide, and "eat" each other, putting them away
>you save the plains, and the forest
>"norman, you did it!"
"yeah.... i did it!"
>all the group returns to the gate
>after the guards scolds the old man (he didn't looked bothered) they thank you for helping them
>the guards leave
>"are you feeling alright norman?"
"i wanted one of those flowers to sunset, but now all are burned"
>>"young stallion, you put your life on a stake because of a mare?"
"well... you could say that"
>>"huhuhuhu, wait here, young one"
>he goes to the small spot closer to the gate, and returns
>>"here you have: one small flower. i can't give you a stronger one. i use the old ones to rise the fire inside my chimney"
"wow! really? thank you!"
>you hug the old pony
>>"take care, young one, and be wary of dangers next time"
>you and purple leave the place
>....
>>"huhuhu, young ponies. in search of friendship and love. oh, the days"
>>25880690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lGCPHOEPbc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cQCZnSa8zk
>you are in mirror lake park, downtown
>watching the couples and families
>looking at the tree, trying to hold back your feelings
>"sunset"
>you reconigzes that voice
>you look behind
>norman
>he is smiling, and coming close
>he looks at the tree
>"beautiful, isn't it?"
"..... yeah"
>you are feeling.... warm?
>you look at norman
>he is giving you.... a fireflower?
"n....norm.... where did you...?"
>"..... merry christmas...."
>you tear up, and hug him
"merry christmas"
end
>>25880723
What a comfy story. Merry Christmas, Anon!
>>25880363
>>you check your whole body
>>you are a horse now
>>a small horse
>>a pony
I was afraid of this
For Christmas Sophie literally has sweater puppies because that's where she hid the dogs she bought for her family
>>25881261
>Mary bumps into Sophie accidentally hitting her tit
>sweater puppy yelps
>"Whoa Sophie did your tits just bark?"
>"n-no!"
>"The hell did I smoke then...? Oh right, pot."
>>25880723
So like what does she do with
Also making Sunset and Norman a gooey love interest instead of mindless sex chimps is something this place needs
>>25883711
This pic turns me on
>Shimmer is redeemed while dating Norman
>he low key misses being abused
When we get some THICK principals up in here with a Soren and Norman tag team
>>25884394
Never if one is happy the other suffers, they must never be happy at the same time.
>>25885192
Soren will find a way to feel bad about this.
What if he still has Amy on his mind as Luna pounds his pelvis into dust?
A reminder that the Sofa's and Quills Equestria Bowl Presented by Pie Rock Quarry and underwritten by Filthy Rich's Used Cars will be live on EBS Sports on New Years Day. Now, however, Sit back, Relax and enjoy a Norman and Brad Double Feature here on the Equestrian Broadcasting System.
>>25885750
(Act 1: We open on the interior of Twilight’s apartment. We see her sitting at her desk, pen in mouth. She is busy writing a note. She narrates it as she writes.)
Twilight: (V/O) Dear Norman, Hoping this letter finds you well. I’m afraid I have to go back to Equestria (my Equestria, not the one that we are currently in). It seems that there are some issues regarding the recent elections in Ponyville and I have been called to help take care of the counting and recounting of the ballots.
(We fade out and see Norman staring at the letter on the door. It is a series of scribbles and drawings. He looks incredibly confused)
Twi: (Continuing) If there is one thing you humans are good at, it is having fair elections. It’s not like you’ve ever had a screwed up election before, right? (Laughter) Anyways, I should only be gone for a few days. Spike is coming with me so you won’t need to take care of him. I’ll be sure to bring back souvenirs and make sure I am clothed when I come back through the mirror this time. (Laughter) See you soon! Regards, Princess Twilight Sparkle.
Norman: (Staring, a look of pure confusion on his face) Right. What in Faust’s name does this say? (Laughter) Hey, Brad?
(Brad opens the door and slides out to applause)
Brad: What’s up, Norm?
Norman: Take a look at this note, will you?
Brad: That looks like Twily’s mouthwriting. (Laughter)
Norman: Yeah, so can you understand it.
Brad: Oh hell no! (Laughter) It is cute though.
Norman: Huh. Well, can’t be that important if she didn’t stop to tell us herself.
(In the background the audio of a radio can barely be heard)
Announcer: At this point, it would appear their Miss Sparkle, if she is in fact a separate person, is on her way to Canterlot College. Perhaps we will pass each other as I head to Crystal College to test my hypothesis. Until then, there is only uncertainty. As I leave you tonight, I wonder if my Crystal Counterpart is telling his listeners something similar? Stay tuned for the sound of forgiveness...that is to say, screaming followed by a hollow silence and as always...Good night Canterlot College, Good Night.
Norman: (Not listening too closely) So...anything good on the radio tonight?
Brad: Eh, I just had it on to have something on in the background while I baked a batch of cookies.
Norman: That’s what you’ve done all day? Well, I can’t wait to try some.
Brad: You’re going to have to wait until after I finish the clean batch.
Norman: Clean? Oh Faust, did you make cookies with Mary again?
Brad: No...noooo oh Faust no. These cookies just have roofies in them. (Laughter)
Norman: Oh thank Faust….I mean, No! (Laughter) No more drug cookies.
Brad: Aw, you’re no fun.
(Fade out and fade into the next day on campus. Norman is walking back from a class. Brad runs up to him)
Brad: Bro! Have you seen Twily anywhere?
Norman: And a fine morning to you too, Mr. Sentry. (Laughter)
Brad: Sorry, I’m just really nervous. She wasn’t in class today and I haven’t found her in any of her usual spots.
Norman: Did you try the bookstore?
Brad: Yeah.
Norman: The library?
Brad: She wasn’t there.
Norman: Did you check under the pile of books that she’s usually under on the third floor? (Laughter)
Brad: Of course, that was my first place to look.
Norman: What about the bookmobile?
Brad: I can confirm that she has not gone mobile. (Laughter)
Norman: That’s odd...and worrisome.
Brad: Damn straight it is.
>>25885798
Norman: Well, I’m done with classes today so I can help you look.
Brad: Thanks.
(They wander about the campus asking around for Twilight. They walk up to numerous background characters showing her picture and getting negative replies.)
Norman: This is too weird. It’s like she’s completely disappeared from the face of the earth.
Brad: (Visibly nervous) This isn’t good man! We need to find her.
Norman: Calm down. I’m sure she’s fine.
Brad: No man! Don’t you see?
Norman: See what?
Brad: When a girl goes missing, her boyfriend is always the prime suspect! I can’t go to prison! I’m too pretty! (Laughter)
Norman: Eh, it’s not that bad.
Brad: You were in Prison?
Norman: Yeah...because a certain someone dressed as me and picked the wrong girl to mess with.
Brad: Oh yeah…(a smile as he reminisces) Chrysalis was pretty good. (Laughter) Well, least I got you out.
Norman: (Deep breath) Yeah, thanks again for that.
Brad: No problem. Seriously though, we need to find Twily.
Norman: (Seeing something) Well, I don’t think you need to worry about dropping the soap just yet old pal. (Laughter)
(We see Twilight standing on the quad, a remote like item in hand. She has glasses, a labcoat, and different hair.)
Norman: (Calling out) Hey! Purple!
Twilight: (Looking up) Purple? (Laughter to end scene)
>>25885812
(Act 2 opens where act one left off. Norman and Brad run up to Twilight)
Brad: Twily! We were worried about you!
Twilight: (Hastily hiding the remote machine in her hands) Eh? You were? I mean...you were?
Norman: You should have seen him, Purple. He was shaking like a leaf he was so nervous.
Twilight: S...sorry to make you worry then.
Brad: No worries, I’m just glad to see you. Come on, we were heading back to the apartment.
(They start walking, Norman in the front and Brad and Twilight following)
Brad: (under his breath to just Twilight) Still, I wasn’t expecting this.
Twilight: (Somewhat uninterested, checking the machine) Expecting what?
Brad: That outfit...the glasses, the hair done up. We don’t usually do librarian play until Thursday nights. (Laughter)
Twilight: (Confused) Librarian play?
Brad: Yeah...I mean, if you’re down for it today, then I’ve been bad and forgotten to return my books. (he wiggles his eyebrows) (Laughter)
Twilight: (Completely ignoring him now, though blushing a little) Well, you should return them then.
Brad: Oh come on, at least be a little more engag…(notices the machine) Did you get a new phone?
Twilight: What?
(Brad reaches out and grabs it)
Brad: Weird. Visible antenna. No buttons but a knob. Is...is this a rotary throwback cell phone. (Laughter)
Twilight: Give it back!
Brad: Aw, come on Twily, let me play with it for a bit. (He starts fiddling with the knob)
Twilight: No! There’s no telling what might happ…
(A rift opens behind Brad)
Brad: (Seeing Twilight’s shocked expression) What? What’s wrong Twily?
(A tentacle shoots out of the rift capturing Brad and dragging him in as he drops the remote. It closes)
Twily: Considering he was a bit creepy, I’m kind of okay with this. (Laughter)
>>25885833
(Norman has been oblivious to this and turns around to find Brad gone)
Norman: I thought it had gotten really quiet. (Laughter) Where’d Brad go?
Twilight: Uh...he said he had to get some books he forgot.
Norman: Ah, I’ve got to say he’s starting to worry me.
Twilight: How so?
Norman: Well first he’s a nervous wreck and now he’s worried about school. It’s not like him since he’s usually an idiot. (Laughter)
(As they talk they are walking along the quad. Upperclassmen can be seen preparing a beachhead for Freshmen Friday while Fluttershy can be seen putting up posters about raising Lord Smooze) (Laughter)
Twilight: Curiouser and Curiouser.
Norman: What’s that, Purple?
Twilight: It’s just that this would never happen at Everton.
Norman: Well, of course not. Tim Howard wouldn’t stand for his teammates just abandoning him like that. (Laughter)
Twilight:What?
Norman: Don’t get me wrong, I’m a Newcastle United fan but I don’t like to talk about my depression. (Laughter)
Twilight: I...think I missed something.
Norman: Oh right...where you’re from they probably have hoofball or something, right?
Twilight: Hoofball?
Norman: Are you feeling well Purple? You’ve seemed off all day.
Twilight: Well about that, you see…
>>25885849
(Enter Bonbon and Lyra running in)
Bonbon: Twilight! I need your opinion.
Twilight: Do I know you?
Lyra: Very funny Twi. Listen, I need your opinion too.
Bonbon: (Shoving her) I was here first. Lyra ate all of the candy that I was saving for our movie night later.
Lyra: But it was for me so what does it matter if I eat it before?
Bonbon: Because it was meant for us! Together!
Lyra:We can always get more.
Bonbon: It’s the principle that counts.
Lyra: Twilight, tell Bonbon she’s wrong.
Bonbon: I’m wrong? Twilight, show Lyra the error of her ways.
(Twilight just stares at the two of them and then back at Norman)
Norman: (Shrugging) Don’t look at me, you’re the Princess of Friendship.
Twilight: Princess of what-now? (Laughter)
(The three are staring expectantly back at her)
Twilight: Uh….(Pointing at Lyra) You probably shouldn’t have eaten all of the candy without asking...that plus you’ll probably get a bad stomach-ache from it later.
Bonbon: Ha! Told yo…
Twilight: (Interrupting) But you should be angry either. Instead you should forgive her...and probably nurse her through the stomach ache too. (Laughter)
(Bonbon and Lyra look at each other, apologize, hug and walk off waving to Twilight. She just takes a deep breath and sighs)
Norman: (Walking up to her and putting a hand on her shoulder) As expected of the Princess of Friendship. Come on, let’s go back to our place.
Twilight: Alright. (She starts to follow him only to freeze, eyes wide) OUR PLACE!??!
(Laughter to end the act)
>>25885857
(Act three opens with Norman and Twilight walking through the halls toward his apartment. She seems nervous)
Twilight: So Norman, how would you describe our relationship?
Norman: Eh?
Twilight: I mean, how do you think of me?
Norman: (Stopping, in thought, then walking again) I guess I think of you a bit like a little sister. I mean, I’m an only child so I’ve never had a sibling. Sure there’s been times where you can be annoying. (Twilight starts taking notes) There was that time where thanks to you Octavia wanted to kill me...I mean she still does but…(Laughter) Plus there was that time you turned me into a pony.
Twilight: S...sorry what was that last part?
Norman: You’re joking right? There’s no way you could possibly forget that?
Twilight: (Nervously) R..Right of course, the time I turned you into a pony...hehe.
Norman: But to be honest, through it all, you were my first friend at this school. We went through alot together and the fact that you stuck with me through all of it...well, you are probably one of my best friends to be quite honest. (Awww)
(They get to his door. Norman goes to open it. Twilight goes to follow him in.)
Norman: Uh, this is my apartment. Your’s is that one. (Pointing to the door)
Twilight: Um...I kind of lost my key.
Norman: You really are off today, aren’t you. Oh well, I guess it can’t be helped. I’ll get the spare that you gave to Brad. (The angle changes showing Rarity leaving her apartment. She sees Norman and Twilight as…)
Norman: Why don’t you come in for a bit.
(She enters and Norman closes the door. Neither notice Rarity)
Rarity: That’s odd...Norman rarely lets Twilight in if Brad isn’t around...what could they possibly be up to...No! It couldn’t possibly be a secret tryst behind my back! No! THIS! IS! THE! WORST! POSSIBLE! THING! (She whistles and Sweetie opens the door shoving a couch out for her to faint onto) (Laughter)
>>25885871
Sweetie: Or he’s just being polite and inviting her inside to wait for Brad to arrive...you know, like a polite human being.
Rarity: (Ignoring her) He hasn’t invited me over to his apartment in three days! Could it be our love life is over? (Black smoke starts surrounding her) No! Norman is Mine!
Sweetie: (Realizing what is happening) You know what...I’m just going back inside and waiting for this to blow over. (Laughter)
(Rarity laughs maniacally as we cut to the interior of Norman’s apartment where we see Norman and Twilight)
Norman: (Pointing to couch) Well, you might as well have a seat while I look for the keys in Brad’s room.
(Twilight sits down as Norman walks into Brad’s room)
Twilight: If I can get the keys to the other Twilight’s apartment, then I should be able to do enough field research to figure out what it is that is actually happening here. Beyond the pony magic, I mean. (Laughter)
(The door of the apartment opens and Twilight turns back only to be covered by a shadow. She opens her mouth to scream. Cut to Norman in Brad’s room. The Camera is looking upwards at him as he rummages around throwing stuff behind him.)
Norman: Let’s see...condoms (Laughter)...Chloroform...more chloroform (Laughter)...a map to the lost site of Zihuatanejo…(Laughter) Damn it, Brad where are those keys. (Twilight Screams) Damn it! Purple! (He runs outside to find Twilight cowering in front of Nightmarity)
Nightmarity: TWILIGHT SPARKLE YOU MISERABLE STROLLOP!
Twilight: I...is that a combination of Trollop and Strumpet? (Laughter)
Nightmarity: SILENCE!
Twilight: Shutting up now. (Laughter)
Nightmarity: YOU DARE COME BETWEEN ME AND MY NORMAN!?
Twilight: Uh...no?
Norman: Rarity! This isn’t like you! You’re overreacting again!
Nightmarity: SILENCE! NORMAN CAN’T YOU SEE SHE HAS YOU UNDER A SPELL
Norman: She just locked herself out of her room! I was getting her a key.
>>25885881
Nightmarity: What? And put your key in her lock?!
Twilight: What?
Nightmarity and Norman: (Unison) We’ll tell you when you’re older. (Laughter)
Nightmarity: (Floating toward Twilight) That is...if you can survive to be older.
(Norman jumps in between them)
Norman: That’s quite enough.
(Rarity floats to Norman and picks him up with a squeaking sound effect) (Laughter)
Nightmarity: No worries love, when I’m done with her, I’ll have you all to myself.
(She prepare to attack when…)
Sunset: Stop right there, Rarity!
(Everyone turns to see a powered up Sunset staring back at them)
Sunset: I can’t let you attack Twilight like that.
Nightmarity: Stay out of this Sunset! If you side with her, I’ll have to destroy you too. If I can’t have my Norman, no one can!
Norman: Is it wrong that I am kind of turned-on by this? (Laughter)
The three girls: Shut up!
Norman: Shutting up now! (Laughter)
Nightmarity: I can’t let Twilight try to go behind my back and steal my Norman!
Sunset: (To Twilight) Is this tru…(Noticing something) Wait!? Crystal Prep Twilight? Is that you?
Nightmarity and Norman: Crystal Prep Twilight/Purple?
Twilight: Um...h..hi.
Sunset: What are you doing here.
Twilight: Well, I heard that the other Twilight was here and considering we only met once, I figured this would be a chance to observe her and figure out more about this magic that she brings into this world.
Nightmarity: So...you actually were looking for the key to her apartment.
Twilight: Yes! You know what though, I’m done! I’m going back to Crystal College and I’m filling out my transfer paperwork and going to Everton and getting as far away from here as possible! (She simply darts out of the room)
(Sunset, Nightmarity, and Norman stare at this in silence)
Norman: So there’s two purples in this world?
Sunset: Indeed there are.
Norman: Sunset, I need you to kill me...I can’t live in a hellscape where two of them exist. (Laughter)
>>25885890
Nightmarity: I feel horrible. She probably thinks me a common villain. Do you forgive me, Norman.
(Norman kisses her causing her to become Rarity again)
Norman: Of course I do. (Aww)
(Sunset, back to normal, drops a book in between them forcing them apart)
Sunset: Remember to leave room for the good news of friendship. (Laughter)
Norman: Sunset?
Sunset: Yes?
Norman: Get out of my apartment.
(All three start laughing)
Norman: (Stopping) No, seriously, get out.
(Laughter to end scene)
(After credits: Interior of Norman’s apartment. He is watching TV when the rift appears and Brad walks out waving back at it)
Norman: Where the hell were you?
Brad: I got abducted by a tentacle creature from another dimension.
Norman: What was that like?
Brad: Pretty cool actually. We’re meeting for lunch Saturday. Turns out we have some hobbies in common. (Laughter) So what about you.
Norman: I learned we live in a world where there are two Twilights.
Brad: Bro! Two Twilights! Dude, that threesome would be Bradical! (Laughter)
(Norman cringes to the floor to audience laughter and applause to finish the episode)
>>25885896
Well, looks like Norman has learned the terrifying truth of the Two Twilights. Hopefully some Christmas cheer will help him forget about it. It's the 2015 Norman and Brad Christmas Special, coming up tonight...TODAY!
>>25885915
Episode 28: The Gift of the Normal.
(Act one opens on the interior of Norman and Brad’s Apartment. The jingle jangle of Christmas Music fills the air around them. Brad is on the couch, Norman in a chair. Both are watching TV)
Brad: Listen, Norm….all I’m saying is that Rankin Bass’s “Santa Claus is coming to Town” is an Allegory about the Berlin Airlift. (Laughter)
Norman: And how, pray tell, could that be?
Brad: Sombertown is in the East...it’s run by a an angry German who doesn’t want anyone to have fun...Santa has to drop toys from above.
Norman: I hate to say it but you may be on to something here. (Laughter)
Brad: And Santa ends up with the really hot teacher and librarian...its a bit like my life really.
Norman: And you lost me. (Laughter)
Brad: Speaking of which, I need to go check out some books later.
Norman: Seriously, could you not talk about you and Purple so openly.
Brad: No, I mean I seriously need to check out some books later so I can work on my break homework for that one history course next semester.
Norman: Wow, you’re actually doing work.
Brad: Well, I might also try to have Twily take me to the restricted section, too.
Norman: Okay...I’m lost...do you actually need a book there or is that innuendo?
Brad: Not even I’m fully sure. (Laughter)
Norman: Still, I can’t believe it is almost Christmas. Feels like just yesterday my parents were pulling off that crazy stunt with everyone dressed as ghosts.
Brad: Yeah, your folks really go all out.
Norman: I wish you wouldn’t say that with so much pride.
Brad: So, you have all of your presents?
Norman: More or less. I still want to get something for Rarity though. Something she truly needs and will love, you know?
Brad: Any ideas?
Norman: Not in the least.
Brad: Well, better get on that.
Norman: Indeed.
>>25885930
(Scene change to Rarity’s apartment. A very nervous looking Rarity is pacing the floor of the apartment)
Rarity: What to do? What to do? (She whistles, Sweetie Belle drops a fainting couch behind her which she falls on) This is the Worst. Possible. Thing! (Laughter)
Sweetie: What’s wrong, sis?
Rarity: I can’t think of a thing to buy Norman for Christmas.
Sweetie: Well, what about all those presents stacked over there with his name on it?
(She points to a stack of gifts all made out to Norman) (Laughter)
Rarity: Those are merely trifles. I’m still lacking that one clear gift that means something.
Sweetie: Well, what does Norman truly love?
Rarity: You mean aside from me?
Sweetie: (sarcasm) You’re so humble. (Laughter)
Rarity: I guess he really loves that beanie of his. He never seems to take it off.
Sweetie: Well, why don’t you buy him something related to that.
Rarity: Sweetie, You’re a genius!
Sweetie: I’ve been telling Ms. Cherilee that for years...shame she doesn’t agree. (Laughter)
Rarity: I’ll find something that will protect his beanie whenever he isn’t wearing it.
Sweetie: Why don’t you try that shop that sells beanie and beanie accessories.
Rarity: That seems oddly specific. (Laughter)
Sweetie: Why do you think they are going out of business?
Rarity: Sweetie, watch the apartment for me. I’m off!
(Exit Rarity)
Sweetie: Now for a little “me time”. (She no sooner turns when there is a knock on the door) OH COME ON!!! (Laughter)
(She opens the door revealing Norman)
>>25885942
Norman: Hey Mini-Aryan! Is your sister in?
Sweetie: Oh hey Sister’s boyfriend! (Laughter) I’m afraid she just left.
Norman: Perfect! Do you have any idea what she would like for Christmas?
Sweetie: I’m sure she’ll love anything you’d get her. It is from you, after all.
Norman: No...I still want to get her that one big gift she really needs.
Sweetie: Well, there is one thing.
Norman: Really, what?
Sweetie: She wanted to get a case for carrying and protecting her sewing machine.
Norman: Why would she need one of those?
Sweetie: Something about protection in case her two assistants decide to fight over who gets her coffee for her again.
Norman: (Gulp) (Laughter)
Sweetie: I don’t suppose you have any idea what she means, do you Norman?
Norman: (Chuckling Nervously) Nope...no idea. (Laughter) Still, that’s a great lead. Thanks, Sweetie. (He gives her a quick hug) (Awww)
Sweetie: You’re welcome, Norman.
(Exit Norman)
Sweetie: Finally Alone! (She sits down on the couch and turns on the TV. From the television comes the sound of “Santa Claus is Coming To Town”) Sombertown is totally East Germany. (Laughter to end act one)
>>25885954
(Act two opens in downtown Canterlot. Christmas Music floats in the air as families hustle about finishing their shopping. We see many background characters milling about as well. From above, we see Norman and Rarity walking past each other on opposite sides of the street. They fail to see each other. Norman enters a store)
(Interior of the store, Scott is behind the counter)
Scott: Welcome to Perfect Stitch’s Sewing Machine Emporium, you freaking pleb.
Norman: And a fine Merry Christmas to you too, you Faust Damned hipster. (Laughter) Why are you working at such an oddly specific store.
Scott: Well, I was a member of the fashion club. The job was open, I had experience, so here I am.
Norman: Well that’s good. Tell me, what do you have in the way of carrying cases for sewing machines?
Scott: Not much, unfortunately. We had quite a run on them in the lead-up to the holiday.
Norman: Do you have any left?
Scott: One.
Norman: May I see it?
Scott: Sure...one sec.
(He disappears into a back room. Time Card: 20 minutes later)
Scott: (reenters) Found it!
Norman: How did it take so long, this storefront is tiny.
Scott: The stockroom is bigger on the inside than it is on the outside. (Laughter)
Norman: How...whatever, let’s see it.
(Scott drops a purple sewing machine case with wheels and a handle on the counter in front of him)
Scott: Behold!: The Sew and Go 5000! (Laughter)
Norman: Now that is a sewing machine case!
Scott: Hell yeah it is! It’s even got a cup holder! (Laughter)
Norman: It’s the perfect color, too. How much?
Scott: $130.00.
Norman: (Stopped short) Ah...uh could you repeat that.
Scott: $130.
Norman: I see, say Green...old buddy, I don’t reckon you could get me a discount?
Scott: Oh pleb, for you it’s only $129.99. (Laughter)
Norman: (Flatly) You’re too kind.
Scott: I can wrap it for you for an additional $5.
>>25885965
Norman: That’s not really the issue here…I’ll have to run back to the apartment and get some more money. Are you open later?
Scott: Let’s see, I’m supposed to meet with a certain famous author later and inspire him to write a ghost story but that’s not till after closing.(Laughter)
Norman: You are too odd, Green. I shall return!
(He darts out)
Scott: Whatever...freaking pleb. (Laughter)
(Cut to another shop which Rarity enters. Mary Sweetleaf is behind the counter, she has exchanged her pith helmet for a beanie)
Mary: (Laid back) Oh hey Rarity! Welcome to Jack’s Beanie Stock. (Laughter)
Rarity: Mary! That beanie is absolutely delightful. It suits you, darling.
Mary: Well, we sell only the best here.
Rarity: Tell me, what do you sell in the way of care accessories for beanies.
Mary: Oh Rarity, we sell all sorts of packages for beanie care. The question is, are you looking for basic care or total and advanced care?
Rarity: Well, it’s for Norman.
Mary: Ah. (Smiling) So only the best then?
Rarity: You know it! (Laughter)
Mary: I know just the stuff. (Reaching under the counter) You’re going to want our deluxe package then. Start with a shaper. (She pulls out a piece of styrofoam shaped like a beanie) This will keep the beanie’s shape when Norman isn’t wearing it.
Rarity: Of course.
Mary: Then you’ll want a hand steamer to keep it from wrinkling.
Rarity: Truly a common issue for beanie owners. (Laughter)
(Time Card: 20 minutes later. The counter is full of all sorts of items needed for beanie care)
Mary: And finally, the Deluxe beanie carrying case which can hold everything else.
Rarity: (Moving the case out of the way so she can see Mary. Maniacally) I’ll take it all!
(Laughter)
Mary: Alright! Now usually this whole package would cost $130 but….
Rarity: But…
Mary: Since love is on the line, I’m going to give it to you for $129.99.
Rarity: You’re too kind. (Laughter)
>>25885982
Mary: So, Cash or credit?
Rarity: I’ll tell you what. Let me run to the bank and I’ll be right back.
Mary: You know where to find me.
(Back to Norman’s)
Brad: $130 for a Sewing Machine case?
(Rarity’s)
Sweetie: $130 for a beanie case?
(We see Norman and Rarity in split screen)
Norman/Rarity: It’s the perfect gift for him/her!
Brad/Sweetie: Uh huh.
Norman/Rarity: So, I don’t suppose you could maybe front me some money…?
Brad/Sweetie: Oh no...you still owe me from their birthdays. (Both get up and head to their rooms.
(Norman and Rarity watch them leave.)
Norman: That does it...I’m…
Rarity: (Continuing) Going to have to sell something.
Unison: But what?
(Rarity turns toward her sewing machine and Norman looks up at his beanie)
(Both gulp in unison causing the audience to laugh to close the scene)
>>25885982
(Act three opens up inside the boy’s apartment. We see the yule log on the TV and Norman and Brad exchange gifts. Norman is sans beanie)
Norman: (Passing a gift to Brad) Merry Christmas!
Brad: Thanks Bro! (He opens it revealing a tuner, stand and case for his Guitar) Aw...Norm! This is exactly what I wanted. (Handing him a box) Here you go!
Norman: (Tears the wrapping paper and opens the box pulling out a mitten) Aw...wow...Brad...a box full of 100 reversible mittens...you...ah..you shouldn’t have.
Brad: Damn it! I gave you the wrong box.
Norman: Wait, who’s this for then?
Brad: The tentacle creature from the other dimension.
Norman: Wow, you two really hit it off.
Brad: Hey, he’s gotta keep this tentacles warm in the winter somehow. (Laughter) (Handing Norman a new box) Here’s the right one.
(Norman opens the box and pulls out a new suit)
Norman: Brad?
Brad: It’s one of Rarity’s finest.
Norman: Thank you! But, I don’t understand.
Brad: Check the pocket.
Norman: (Norman reaches in the pocket and pulls out a paper) These...these are reservations to the fanciest restaurant in the city.
Brad: Yep...and you and Rarity are the only one’s who will be there tonight.
Norman: You bought the entire place out? How?
Brad: I know some people.
Norman: (Giving Brad a Bro hug. Awww) Dude...you are so Bradical!
(Brad cringes hard)
Brad: Never say that again. (Laughter)
>>25886005
(To Rarity’s apartment. Rarity is looking at herself in a mirror. She has a beautiful blue gown)
Rarity: Sweetie! This is absolutely beautiful!
Sweetie: I’m glad that you like it, sis.
Rarity: And you made it for me?
Sweetie: Well, Coco helped me put it together as well.
Rarity: Well, it’s absolutely beautiful. Any chance you’d like to help me with work from now on?
Sweetie: Maybe later, you’re going to be late for your date with Norman.
Rarity: Ah! Of course, a lady must never be late.
(Sweetie opens the door and Rarity steps out just as Norman walks out of his apartment)
Rarity: Well, you’re looking quite dashing tonight Mr. Normal.
(Norman turns to see her)
Norman: Rarararararara (Laughter) rity. You look beautiful.
(The two kiss briefly. Aww)
Rarity: Now, who’s car shall we take?
Brad: Already taken care of.
Sweetie: We got you a horse drawn carriage.
Rarity: Oh how romantic!
Brad: Well that was the plan.
Sweetie: See, Twilight objected saying that horse drawn carriages saying that it was cruel and unusual punishment to her brothers and sisters. (Laughter)
Brad: So we got you the next best thing.
(Cut to Norman and Rarity in the backseat of the Bradillac looking worried. The camera zooms out to show Twilight in the driver’s seat. Laughter))
Rarity: Twi...darling. Are you sure you know what you’re doing?
Twilight: Of course. I’ve read a bunch of books on this. Plus I was always playing that Forza game at Norman’s place.
Rarity: (To Norman) Is she any good?
Norman: She once crashed a car into every tree on the Nurburging.
Rarity: That’s not good is it?
Norman: Not in the least. (To Twi) Hey Purple, we could probably just walk to the restaurant.
Twilight: Nonsense Norman. This is for Science! Here we go!
(The car is seen peeling out of the apartment complex to Rarity and Norman’s screams)
>>25885773
>(We fade out and see Norman staring at the letter on the door. It is a series of scribbles and drawings. He looks incredibly confused)
>Twi: (Continuing) If there is one thing you humans are good at, it is having fair elections. It’s not like you’ve ever had a screwed up election before, right? (Laughter) Anyways, I should only be gone for a few days. Spike is coming with me so you won’t need to take care of him. I’ll be sure to bring back souvenirs and make sure I am clothed when I come back through the mirror this time. (Laughter) See you soon! Regards, Princess Twilight Sparkle.
>Norman: (Staring, a look of pure confusion on his face) Right. What in Faust’s name does this say? (Laughter) Hey, Brad?
>(Brad opens the door and slides out to applause)
>Brad: What’s up, Norm?
>Norman: Take a look at this note, will you?
>Brad: That looks like Twily’s mouthwriting. (Laughter)
I forgot all about her mouth writing. Shits perf man. The Christmas hype finally continues
>>25886018
(We see the car slam to a stop right in front of the restaurant. Norman jumps out and starts kissing the ground. Laughter. Rarity also wobbles out after him.)
Twilight: I’ll pick you up later.
Norman and Rarity: NO! (Laughter)
Rarity: I mean...I think we’ll walk home, darling. It’s a beautiful night after all.
(Norman takes Rarity’s hand and leads her into the restaurant. What follows are scenes of the evening as Norman and Rarity enjoy a candlelit dinner. They are seen eating, dancing, and generally enjoying their time together. We then see the two of them walking back home with Norman’s jacket draped over Rarity’s shoulders. The two return to the apartment and are seen opening some of their smaller gifts to each other)
Rarity: I got you one more gift, darling. (She hands the package to Norman)
(He opens it revealing the beanie care kit)
Norman: (A sad look on his face though he quickly smiles) I love it! Thank you Rarity!
Rarity: You’re welcome darling.
(He hands her a wrapped box)
Rarity: Thank you. (She opens it and looks at the sewing machine case. A sad look on her face) Norman...it’s beautiful. Is that a cupholder? (Laughter)
Norman: It is! Do you like it?
Rarity: (Sadly) Oh...Norman.
Norman: (Worried) You don’t? I...I could try to find another.
Rarity: Darling, I love it...but I sold my sewing machine to buy your gift.
Norman: You….you did!?
Rarity: Yes.
Norman: Well, that makes this a little more awkward then since I kind of sold my beanie to Scott to buy that sewing machine case for you.
Rarity: Norman! That was your most beloved thing.
Norman: (Pulling her close) No it isn’t.
(He looks into her eyes)
Norman: You are. (They kiss) (Awws & woos from audience)
(Rarity looks out the window)
Rarity: Look!
(The camera pans to show snow falling outside the window. Norman leads her to the couch and the two sit watching the snowfall as he wraps his arm around her and she leans her head on his shoulder to end the act to applause)
>>25886045
After credits: Interior of Rarity’s apartment.
Norman: (Entering) You wanted to see me?
Rarity: Yes Darling. After selling my sewing machine I wanted to try some older fashioned garment making. I want you to try my first attempt. (She hands him a orange and green box)
(Norman opens it revealing a white beanie with purple trim and diamonds all over it. He looks at it with some surprise) (Laughter)
Rarity: (Worried) What’s the matter? You don’t like it? I see…
(Norman puts it on)
Norman: I love it!
Rarity: Darling, you look fabulous!
Norman: Heh, thanks.
(They embrace to end the episode)
>>25886060
Merry Christmas to you all from the DMV where it is currently 62 degrees, with 98% humidity as I listen to rain fall outside my open window. Seriously, what is this black magic.
>>25886068
10/10 it'sgr8t
>>25886068
It's the magic ofAutism, Sits.
Merry Jolly Christmas to you too, friend. Thanks for always keeping this place worth an open tab for visit.
>>25886060
It then gathered dust for eternity
>>25886060
Norman doesn't know it has a GPS tracker and a shock accessorie as well as a great way to mark as him with her design and logos
>>25886060
beautiful/10
>>25885954
>Sweetie: Finally Alone! (She sits down on the couch and turns on the TV. From the television comes the sound of “Santa Claus is Coming To Town”) Sombertown is totally East Germany.
Headcanon: Brad hangs out with the CMC, not for lewd shit, but because they're all gullible enough to listen to his wacky theories and they think he's super wise and he soaks in all the praise
God bless these OC commissioner guys for having OCs that look like Norman
>>25889303
Well Norman is just a normal looking guy.
>>25888754
Aryan Beauty turning Aria into the Arian Beauty.
>>25886068
I love the story you referenced, and I love what you did here.
Did Norman seriously sold his beanie for $130?
He's either a genius salesman, or Scott really wanted that beanie.
Also, Rara was really desperate to have sold her sewing machine that cheap.
>>25892046
Yet another story I wish was finished.
>>25892078It was just a rip of that exact scene from Haganai.
“Ahhh. Lunchtime. The one shining beacon in an otherwise, morbid, and arduous learning curriculum.”
>You kick back in your chair, taking in a mouthful of grapes.
>”Dude. What ARE you talking about?”
“Did you not hear the opening dialogue? I'm relaxing!”
>Your red-headed friend rolls his eyes, taking a bite of rice with his chopsticks.
>Be Normal Norman.
>The normalest of Normans out there to ever be normal, and it's lunchtime for those who like Nolan, didn't listen/read the opening dialogue.
>You sit across from him scoping out the lunchroom, trying to catch the flow of things.
>”Jesus man. You're such a tryhard.”
“I'm sorry?”
>He shovels in more rice, talking with a stuffed mouth.
>”Your whole body language practically screams “I need to be the center of things”.”
“Not true. I'm just checking out the “scene”.”
>You pop your collar with a confident smile.
>”Sure thing Leisure suit Larry.”
>He scoops more grain into his gullet, holding the bowl up to his mouth.
“Also, isn't that kind of racist?”
>He stops his anime-like eating to give you an odd look, as Naomi joins the table with a welcoming grin.
>”What do you mean?”
>You point to his bowl, and the chopsticks.
“I don't know if it's supposed to be culturally accurate or just plain ignorant, but why do we have to eat the rice with Chopsticks?”
>He pulls the utensils and bowl away.
>”That's a good point..”
>”What are we talking about here?”
>Naomi begins eating her meatless pasta.
>What is with this school? They act like you're some type of four-legged herbivore or something...
“The unintended political incorrectness of the faculty here.”
>”Huh. Neat.”
>She sensually slurps up a noodle, that totally didn't make your nipples hard.
“Also, you said “jesus” earlier. That's makes me wonder...where exactly do we live?”
>>25893277
>Nolan, and Naomi look at one another, and back to you.
“Like what is the name of this town? Is Jesus the entity that we believe in? Who exactly are we, other than pawns to be used in the tellings of strangers watching us from behind an LCD monitor?”
>Naomi looks afraid.
>”N-Norman? Where is all this coming from?”
>You shrug.
“Just killing time until we get to the plot of this story.”
>As if on cue Scott enters the Cafeteria with a flyer in hands, searching the room frantically.
>He turns in your direction perking up, and jogging to your table.
>”DUDE. YOU. WON'T. BELIEVE. IT.”
>You lean back in your chair, eating more grapes.
“I didn't believe green people existed.”
>He gives you an annoyed look putting his hand on his hip.
>”Don't be an asshole. Take a look at this.”
>He puts the flyer down in front of you as the rest of the table gathers around to view it.
>”King of the Iron Fist Tournament?”
>Nolan puts a hand to his chin questioningly.
>”Awesome right? It's like this worldwide Tourney for Martial arts fights of every nationality! People from here are actually signing up for this!”
“That's cool I guess. Question is, why are YOU interested? Aren't you gay or something?”
>Naomi bumps you.
>”Not cool. Gay guys can be into martial arts!”
>”Yeah Norman. Don't be a bigot douche.”
>Scott frowns, balling his fists.
>”I'M NOT GAY. ASSES.”
>You pick up the paper, and snort.
“If they're looking for a king of Iron fists, then they're lucky I'm not signing up.”
>You put the paper down, and flex your pencil-thin pythons, giving them little smooches.
“None of those jobbers want any of these steel, skintanium butt mashers!”
>Nolan grimaces.
>”You're gonna mash butts with your hands?”
>You go deadpan.
“NO! That's not what I mean!”
>Naomi giggles.
>”Sure it is. I'm sure Scott wants his butt mashed. Think you can do him a solid Normie?”
>”I'M NOT GAY! DAMMIT!”
>>25893315
>You all laugh, sans Scott, who snatches the paper away storming off.
>Geez. No need for him to be so butthurt. Don't gay guys like it there?
>Lunch ended not too long after, and the rest of the day went as expected.
>School school, and home.
>What else did you expect? You're Normal fucking Norman. You don't do shit.
>The next day though something happened that you couldn't possibly predict would happen.
>It's a foggy Wednesday morning, as you head to school, still slightly groggy.
>Another school day, another lusting after your milky skinned goddess, and then another dull lunch of discussing political correctness.
>As you near Canterlot high, you notice a group of students all gathered out front.
“Huh..what's all the commotion about?”
>You notice Nolan standing at the back with a worried look on his mug, until he spots you.
>”Norman! Come here!”
>He whispers loud enough for you to hear, waving you over.
“Dude. What's happening?”
>”That's what I'd like to know! Who'd you piss off?!”
“Moi? Piss someone off? Never that!”
>”Well I don't know any other reason why an angry asian man, and his sexy bodyguard would be looking for you.”
“Excuse me?”
>He grabs your arm, leading you through the crowd to the center, where you see a statuesque, Sasuke look-alike, standing alongside a sexy blonde, wearing a skintight body suit.
>She holds up a photo of you to the gathered students.
>”I won't ask again! Do any of you snot nosed brats know where this little punk is?!”
>You gulp.
“Holy shit dude! That's me!”
>”No kiddin?! What did you do?!”
“Nothing!”
>You duck down, to avoid being spotted.
>”You'd better just head home man. Take a sick day or something. This doesn't seem like it'll end well for you if they find you.”
>You nod in agreement, and try to solid snake your way through the students, back to the outside.
>”Hey! HEY! Here he is!”
>A mop-top ginger haired kid points down to you.
>>25893346
>Fucking Valhalla.
>You would Johnny Cage nut punch him, but the sea of teens has parted, exposing you to the two strangers.
>The Asian guy crosses his arms, frowning hard, and the Blonde steps forward.
>”So! You're Master Jin's first opponent? You're not impressive to look at.”
>No shit. You're 16.
“Wait. Opponent? Opponent for what?!”
>You stand up fearfully facing down the duo.
>The woman laughs.
>”You mean to tell me you signed up for this fight, not knowing what you signed up for?”
“That's exactly what I'm telling you.”
>She snickers, and whispers to the Asian guy.
>He looks from her to you.
あなたが故意にサインアップしたかどうか、または無意識のうちにはない事項。唯一の方法はアウト今集中治療、またはボディバッグです!
>You gulp not knowing what the hell he just said.
>He smirks, walking past you, but not before bumping your shoulder.
>It nearly sends you flying.
>The blonde sex symbol pokes your chest.
>”Be at your school Gym. ALONE. After school. Jin will be waiting to face you.”
>Is shitting yourself a valid option right now?
“N-no! I'm not going to fight him!”
>She smirks.
>”Oh you will. If not we'll just have to come to your home!”
>Your eyes widen in pure fear.
>”Don't worry though. It'll just be you and Jin in there. No spectators. He'd prefer none witness this bloodbath.”
>Too late about the pants shitting thing it seems.
>>25893446
>You gulp not knowing what the hell he just said.
>He smirks, walking past you, but not before bumping your shoulder.
>It nearly sends you flying.
>The blonde sex symbol pokes your chest.
>”Be at your school Gym. ALONE. After school. Jin will be waiting to face you.”
>Is shitting yourself a valid option right now?
“N-no! I'm not going to fight him!”
>She smirks.
>”Oh you will. If not we'll just have to come to your home!”
>Your eyes widen in pure fear.
>”Don't worry though. It'll just be you and Jin in there. No spectators. He'd prefer none witness this bloodbath.”
>Too late about the pants shitting thing it seems.
>She sniffs the air, and walks away from you with a scrunched up face.
>”Don't forget! After school!”
>You hang your head, an abundance of questions flood your ears, as you begin you doody booty last walk.
>How did this happen? You just went home, and back to school? How could you have signed up to fight in some martial arts tournament after hearing about it twenty-four hours ago?
>A fresh change of pants, and draws later, and you're sitting in homeroom, everyone acting as if nothing happened.
>Considering you, and your peers have been subjected to being the slaves of a she-demon, forced to provide love, and nourishment to evil mythical singing teenage tyrants, and Twilight Sparkle's real life counterpart..uh..becoming a she demon,(Never thought you'd experience that twice in a lifetime.) it shouldn't really be too surprising.
>You twiddle your thumbs, sweating up a storm as roll is called.
>”Pssst!”
>How are you gonna get out of this one? It's almost as bad as that one time, you were caught with your face in Vice Principal Luna's butt when trying to hit a pinata at Diamond TiaraSanchez'squinc- quncin--
>Spanish Birthday party.
>>25893683
Fucked this post up. Holy shit, how dead is this thread?
>>25893708
i'm reading nigga
ho the fuck norman entered to a tournament?
>>25893708
I´m reading
>>25893708
I ways wait for the story to finish then I reply
>>25893683
Wish the meta would've continued but let's keep this going
>>25893683
>”Normie! Hey!”
>A paper ball bounces off your skull, snapping you out of your thoughts.
>Chloe looks at you with a wide grin, from the next seat over.
>No time for her, and her perverted musings today.
>Also not excluding the fact she's your COUSIN. Fucking gross.
“What?”
>”Who was that bishounen, you were talking to this morning?”
“Bee—what?”
>”The bishounen with the spiky black hair, and strong eyes!”
“Oh. You mean Master Jin of the Moonspeak.”
>”NORMAN!”
>The teacher looks at the two of you from his desk for a moment, before going on.
>”Norman..! That's “Jin-dono”, and what he was speaking wasn't “Moonspeak”. It was the most beautiful language in the entire world! The language of warriors, and the pure!”
“It wasn't American Chloe. I would have understood it.”
>She rolls her eyes.
>”Baka. It was Japanese!”
>This time you roll your eyes.
“That's what I said! “Moonspeak”. In any case do you know what he said?”
>She nods, adjusting her anime scarf.
>”Of course, ignorant relative of mine! He was acknowledging you as his eternal rival, like Sas-so-kay, and Nah-Rootoe! It's so romantic!”
>You grimace.
>”The two of you locked in heated conflict....clothes torn, and bodies sweaty, as you exchange blows..”
>Oh boy. You know where this is going.
>”Then when you can't battle anymore, he'll take you in his rippling. Muscled arms, holding you close, and whisper..”I love you Norman”.”
>Chloe gets red in the face, inching a hand into her skirt.
>”Then the two of you will exchange an innocent kiss, as he grabs for your manhood with caring hands--”
>SCHLICK SCHLICK SCHLICK-
“AW! C'MON! CONTROL YOURSELF!”
>You raise your hand.
“TEECH! SHE'S FAPPING IN CLASS AGAIN!”
>The teacher quickly speedwalks to the back row, where you and Chloe are located, armed with a spray bottle filled with water, and unleashes a torrent of misty shots upon your horndog cousin.
>>25894449
fucked up her eye. sorry. I kinda did this on the spot
>>25894449
Chloe's getting thirsty and onii-chan ain't helping.
>>25894646
this thread is too slow to keep writing. So I'm gonna dump pictures I'm drawing called "What I did during summer break"
>>25894449
>>25894883
>>25894899
cape, damnit!
don't get me to pretend to be norman, so i can get some pussy!
>>25894883
>>25894899
Now I'm just thinking of Norman and Chloe ending up in a situation similar to this doujin.
>>25894449
>>25894883
>>25894899
Will Chloe ever get laid?
>>25894883
>them hands
dayum
>>25895032
The question isDo you want her to?
>>25895422
don't shake my chains capeyou know the answer
>>25895810
Is it Nyet?
Glad Cape is back in action
>>25896207
Only if the thread picks up, since I saw a need for content. It's not looking good.
I might start doing bizarre shit, like Dr. Pepper cans being molested by various characters, or Missingno having to figure out with Mary is the real one as they savagely rape him an based, Or Princess Cadence fighting Vice principal over the rights to Peetzer
>>25896555
Do it.
This place needs wild.
Shit like each character's faces when get get Normans full length up their ass
>>25896645
and you had to make it gay. Why do people always want to talk about how long his dick is, or where it's going in this thread?
>>25896555
>Dr. Pepper cans being molested by various characters
unf
>>25894449
>>25894883
>>25894899
Scan dat shit.
>>25896555
Characters on each others shoulders
Norman and Brad scroll through Scott's Facebook to laugh at his posts and pics until they reach his timeline in 2008. There reveals his past life.
He was the biggest normie of all time.
What happened to this man.
So what DID Norman get for Christmas?
Post other chars too
He got a sweet pair of shoes, Halo 5, a new charger for his phone, ironic Guardians of the Galaxy socks, and a Kylo Ren Funko Pop
Brad got a killer new jacket, Boxing gloves, a Guitar Pick cutter, iPhone 6, and a $100 gift card to Spencers
>>25897148
>Scott
>Plebbook
>implying he didn't pic related
>He was the biggest normie of all time.
He probably grew out of meal because he figured out it was for children
>>25899040
fuck me, forgot the pic
>>25898646
An XBone.
Brad and Norman started this biannual tradition where they meet up at the park with a bag of panties. Each pair is kept from when they scored, and they share stories of how they got it, who it belonged to, and the wacky adventures they took it on
>>25899706
>Norman needs a moving van for his
>>25899712
This makes think, what kind of ride norman has? Or he just drive the family car?
>>25896983
you remind me of this
https://e621.net/post/show/197946/2012-amalgam-beverage-dr-_pepper-english_text-eyes
>>25900475
>e621
Ya foking piece of furry heresy.
>>25901656
He says on the /mlp/ board kek
>>25901723
That's all the irony of the world, in 2 single posts.
>>25901744
Check, now check mine
>>25901754
More irony.
>>25900812
Gimme one reason why Shimmer is the best
>>25901769
well, she was a hungering power bitch.
was defeated, but result was rushed. then she became kinda flutters, but then she grab her shit up, and now she's a semi-good developed character
What did Norman do to Purple for Christmas
>>25901975
He treated her nicely
Norman idle animations when
>>25894899
>tfw no actual "cousin is visiting for christmas" story that will solve the Chloe vs Purple conflict
Slow thread duh nuh naa naa naaaa
Take it easy
Slow thread
night bump
>>25904976
Never gonna get revenge.
What a shit day
No one else has anything left for the thread?
Well, it's christmas, so I'm not surprised this place is empty. Hey, out of curiosity; Not that I don't intend to continue the Nono's Bizarre adventure storyline fairly soon, but what other kinds of crossovers do you guys think would be interesting to have Norman in?
>>25908074
An "It's Always Sunny" kind of story
We have enough wacky characters to do it
>>25908074
Noir-man side stories like Brave and the Bold
>>25908301
That isn't so much of a crossover though, is it? We've already got stories that closely align to that kind of humor, and as you know (I wish I were famous) my specialty is dramatic and descriptive writings. I could probably do good comedy, but it's not much of a crossover in that sense as it is a scenario. Unless you mean specifically putting our beloved CHS into that kind of setting but that would be a bit dry, I would think.
>>25908710
what do you mean by crossovers?
Like, Norman Meets the Globetrotters?
Or Norman stories being adapted to other fictions' themes
>>25908930
Mainly on my mind has been the second one, but now that I think about it Norman meeting the GlobeTrotters has the potential to show gold in them hills. But yes, like say taking a world or other theme and just bullshitting something together. That's basically what I've been doing for the NoNo story. Which, by the way, is coming back.
>>25909265
>Norman meeting the GlobeTrotters has the potential to show gold in them hills.
Pls no
Norman and his buds as bancho school delinquents who rough up Crystal Prep pretty boys
>>25909404
Hmmm...I like it.
I won't lie; First thing to come to mind for Norman, the new transfer kid, was pic related. You can tell where about 45% of my hype has been lately, but I'm trying not to let it affect my decisions too much.
Note to self: Remember to actually add the image next time.
>>25909680
God damn it. I used an uncropped version. You can totally tell I'm on the ball today. I should mention I haven't decided on what I'm doing yet, just saying the idea could be fun.
>>25909702
>Norman and the boys in the bathroom squatting and smoking
>Anyone who opens the door is greeted with a Harty "HEY HEY HEYHEY!!"
And they surround the intruder and he gets a pounding
So is this how The Shimmering was like?
Stories about Sophie abusing her school powers to bring in students for questioning about the latest magical attack, not because she's trying to figure out what happened, but because she's trying to get as much info of Norman as she possibly can without confronting him directly
"So who do you think did it?"
>"Wasnt it uhh, Twilight and some other horse warlord?"
"Why that's correct! Now! How do you feel about the next suspect? Norman Normal!"
>"Whuh? He's alright I guess, I don't know, heard his dad works for Nintendo."
"Nintendo eh? Get out of here! NEXT!"
Concept idea for future story if anyone wants to partake
Also who are Sophie's friends?
Does she even have a squad?
>>25910920
A couple stories had her paired up with Ginger and Patricia
>>25910920
Yes, she also appeared with Octavia in the Sitcomverse,
Shit, how long was it since I last posted? It wasn't actually that long ago, I think, but it feels like it has been longer than it probably was. Life can be so disorienting sometimes. If it makes you guys feel better though, I know even more about science than I did before. Which means I can mutilate it for the sake of a good ORA every now and then.
>>25911354
Sweet, can't wait to see you continue.
What the fuck today better not be one of THOSE dead days
bump
>Chloe's secret sketchbook of her school ships is let loose upon the class
>It actually gets positive views and everyone wonders who this phantom shipper is
>one pic actually makes 2 kids hook up
>>25914695
>"it's beautiful nii-san"
"but they were bros since the beginning of the year"
>"but.... muh yaoi...."
"shut up chloe. even if they are an item, they probably keep it in their homes"
>>25902713
Now.
man this was an amazing thread til yesterday
>>25916004
This Christmas was pretty rad
I agree with you because we could sure have more days like that
>>25916174
Call me egotistical, but I feel some people quieted down when they thought I'd be sharing green, which I probably will later tonight. I'm just checking in now, but besides that it seems like people really were quiet. Maybe they're just heading home still or quieting down after holiday hijinx.
I had like, a million and one thoughts about what I could write, too. But this does give me time to think over it some. Kinda been thinking about doing something more dramatic or 'deep' ya know?
>*insert neckbeard philosophy rant here*
>>25916235
What the hell, 4chan, give me my namefaggotry.
>>25916235
>Kinda been thinking about doing something more dramatic or 'deep' ya know?
Remember the last time someone did that
I'm the anon who writes those 3-5 line "stories"
I don't write them because they're stories
I post them so hopefully someone writes one of them.
But not 1 has been written since I've started doing this
why do try
ANON HURRY
Make this gondola into /nn/
>>25916365
anon, it takes time
i mean, the ideas you throw are great. the biggest issue is give them form
>>25916675
>>25917097
who the fuck
>>25917097
10 bucks its Flutters
>>25917097
Is it done?
Did you just start
IS IT CHRISTMAS HAREM 2ND
>>25916268
I don't, and I might not have been around for it. But I'm not talking highschool drama if that's what you mean. I mean like anime deep. Not soap opera 'deep'.
>>25918106You'll just have to wait and see
blump
woah, we couldn't post for a while
that was funny
>>25908074
What about The Legend of Zelda?
But not having our characters as the bearers of the Triforce, but as a completely separate party which may or may not cross paths with the heroes of the games.
>>25921855
>Norman in LoZ
>He's just a normal farmer
>>25922388
Yes, that´s the idea.
> inb4 nothing
>>25922759
People are away on vacation famila
Norman and Brad having a contest to see how far they can throw waifus when
>>25923106
everyone knows shining will win that
bump
>>25925708
>tfw want more Shimmer love and lewd
>don't want thay Shimmering shit
Help
boop
Fuck this place
>>25926622
Gently.
>>25926622
shut up double dubs
have some boobsshit, that rhymed
> day is almost over
>zip
Why
>>25927181
Because Holidays
>>25927273
Holidays were days ago
Just let this be the last thread.
Norman in 2016 won't work
>>25927501
Only because of the underage b& homosexuals lusting after Norman's Dick, and no Kuroshy stories
>>25927552
Because the regualr stories were shit compared to the dime a dozen porn.
So many great ideas and concepts never picked up from many threads ago.
>>25927563
wasn't cape doing a tekken story? why'd he stop?
>>25927563
You know you can write too, right?
>>25927501
Feel free to leave.
>>25927580
So many anons confirm giving thus place up. Good luck finding a reason to stick around.
This place was amazing at one point
>>25927647
Durr hurr, do stuff.
Do things yourself.
>these arguments liven the thread more than actual topics posted for discussion
>>25927714
It's Just one guy arguing
>>25921855
I could work with that actually. Semi-modern world with a place like CHS, neighboring the main city of hyrule, evil spreads and Norman the son of a farmer and his band barely even know who link is but being the chipper young group they are fear they have to pitch in to support the princess. They could all have a basic training with weaponry (being medieval and all). Like a modern fantasy maybe?
>>25927769
Could be fun, specially if we see them spend time in conscription.
>>25927801
I find when I write I do like having multiple options for writing, and Nono's is already my 'just have fun with it' piece. So something a little more story oriented is nice. It could be anything though, so I'd 'like' if I could get other people's opinions but something tells me that this place is going to be a bit quiet and/or jumbled. Still, we'll see. I've already got a few ideas floating around my noggin', there's plenty of empty space in there after all.
>>25927836
Of course, this is just discussion, anyways.
I'll fucking take a story about Norman doing his taxes just post something it's been 3 days
>>25927854
Thankfully, there'll be time for an actual discussion because I'll be busy-ish tomorrow and the day after, though past that I plan to get 'some' writing in. If people haven't come to any conclusions or if I don't see anything too solid by then, I'll probably continue Nono's, which isn't a bad thing. But I know that'll cause a focal shift. Actually, I think I had a christmas writing I did for this thread that got lost a week or two ago. I'll see if I can't dig that up and do a little formatting, it's pretty much normal shit for this thread. Purple, Norman, etc. It was gonna be Anime-ish, but I decided on something a little more normal. For flavor.
>>25928016
Yay~!
Have fun dude.
>Be Norman
>See ShimSham
"Hey Bacon Hair!"
>BANG
>WatchaSay.mp3
>See blood coming out of stomach
"Why?"
>"I said... Don't. Call me. Bacon Hair."
>BANG
>Ded
>>25895032
>Be Chloe.
>It's Christmas at the commons house, and unfortunately, your parents aren't here this year.
>That's how it is with parents who work overseas.
>They sent you money, but, what can you do with that? All the stores are closed!
>You just opted to sit on the couch, and veg out, with the occasional sigh.
>Charlie Brown is on.
"SIIIIIIGH...."
>KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK.
>You look up to the door with an uncaring expression, and sluggishly rise up to greet your visitor.
>As you open up, your face slowly begins to brighten up.
>"Hey cuz.."
>It's Norman!
"Onii-chan! You came to visit me!.....For once."
>"Dammit..I'll let you get away with that weeb shit just this once.."
"Whatever! Come in!"
>He steps inside, taking off a big poofy orange jacket he was wearing.
>He's holding a gift box, making your heart flutter.
"Is that for me...?"
>He takes a deep breath.
>"Chloe..I got something real important I want to give you...so sit down..and listen."
>You obey immediately.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFXLB30ve1k
>Your face turns red.
"No-Norman!"
>He smiles.
>"Just this once. It's okay."
>You tear up, and sit on the box.
>best Christmas ever.
>>25928552
If she gets it out of the box, it´ll lose collector´s value!
>>25928552
>Norman with box around his crotch
>Chloe shakes trying to open it
>Boxing glove bursts through
>Sends her through a wall
"Hahaha tough luck kid, maybe next year, nerd!"
>Leaves on his new roller skates
>>25928552
God dammit Chloe, too lewd.
Oh boy, I hope you guys like long and feelsy Green, because this little Christmas thing I got is getting an update. And in a little bit I think I'll have something for you. It's the result of listening to Charlie Brown christmas music while doing little rewrites. You just cut too many holes. Wait, wrong special...
>Christmas eve.
>6:40 PM.
>You are Normal Norman, and you fucked up.
>You were sitting on a bench out in the middle of Canterlot city Plaza.
>You envisioned it would be warm, bustling, and full of joy.
>Instead right now, it all feels cold and dark.
>Not a person in sight.
>Except one, with lavender skin, and a penchant for causing you trouble.
>Somehow today she has cost you several hundred dollars, an afternoon of your time, and a ticket into a christmas eve party.
>One you promise to buy drinks for with your friend Scott.
>It was at his place, but it's too late now.
>Everything you had planned was thrown out the window by this one purple...thing.
>And it was all your fault.
>How did this stuff get so complicated? Well...
>It's complicated.
>Just this morning you could remember Scott inviting everybody to his place with his parents away until tomorrow...
11:30 A.M. that same day...
>"Norman! What's awesome, styling, fashionable, and happens to also have two thumbs?"
>Scott seemed to ecstatically approach with a question that you knew couldn't be a trick.
"I've been telling you about that Gorilla they taught fashion to for months. I'm glad you see the light."
>It was a VERY fashionable gorilla, after all.
>Although strangely you feel like Scott doesn't appreciate your open-mindedness as much as you did.
>"Hmph...sounds to me like someone doesn't wanna get invited to my awesome Christmas even party this year. The one where we'll have the whole house to ourselves."
>You don't remember hearing about a Christmas Party.
"But you didn't even ask-"
>"Okay, I forgive you I guess, since you know I'm a generous guy."
>He was in your face, with expecting eyes.
>The light in your own as clueless and confused as you sounded.
>>25930166
>"BUT! The catch is that you have to get the drinks."
>He was having a party and he didn't even have drinks yet?
"I don't know, doesn't that seem a little irrespons-"
>"Great! I have to go finish spreading the news, I have everything else covered, don't worry. I got Pinkie's help."
"The pink one?"
>She responded to both names, after all.
>"Racist remarks aside, yes she is pink."
"But she really is pink-"
>"If that's what you see, man, then I guess. Anyways-"
>Motherfucker, you swear they're all missing a color.
>"Just get the drinks over by 7 and you'll have earned a one way ticket to Christmas fever! See you at 7!"
"H-hey, wait a minute!"
>You tried to reach out to stop him but he was off with surprising speeds.
>You sometimes wondered if he could even hear you at times.
>Still, he was your friend, you've learned to expect this kinda thing now and then.
>It wouldn't hurt to at least consider the fact that you hadn't really picked up a job and that others should acknowledge your lack of ability to sustain an income.
>Everyone is special in their own way, right?
>Still, later that evening you found yourself at home with a list of other responsibilities that you had to get done.
>You had to go finish grabbing presents for your friends, since you know your parents sent you some Christmas money specifically for that.
>You hid it well sometimes but you really loved those two.
>Gotta admit, they made things feel a lot more bearable when the going got tough.
>But even still, you had to cover the other expenses yourself, and the gift for that snow-white angel had to be your own.
>And on top of that, you had a party to attend afterwards.
>But right now you had t-
>*knock knock*
>"Norman! Are you home? It's Twilight!"
>It's always Twilight.
>It can never not be Twilight.
>In fact you were already opening the door by the time she arrived because you know the exact minute- The EXACT minute- she would be arriving.
>She had the brightest smile.
"No one's home."
>*SLAM*
>>25930176
>This never worked out for you, by the way, but it was always fun to watch.
>She started with exactly what you hoped she would.
>The steady sounds of someone beginning to hyperventilate on the other side of the door.
>It STILL amazed you to this day how contradictions worked just like you hoped they would with computers.
>She short circuited until she had a breakdown and started banging on your door again.
>"Norman! Are you okay?! How can no one be home if you're still here?! Answer me, please! I have to study this!"
>You've managed to get the neighbors over here after several hours of this.
>You liked to take a seat in the living room, crack open a drink and listen to the weird things Purple would say.
>You've heard everything from cheesy romance to standard movie chick to almost frighteningly obsessed girlfriend out of her before.
>And strangely enough it had an off switch.
>It was called opening the door, which you promptly did to reveal yourself once more to the panicked visage of your lavender lady-friend.
"I'm home now."
>As if by some sheer force of magic, she sighed as though she solved another mystery.
>"And I didn't even have to break through the window this time!"
"Eh..?"
>But she never broke through the window.
"Purple, you've broken through my window before haven't y-"
>"I have broken through your window before, yes."
>...
>She had better not left any charges on your account.
>She'll be glue by the time the bill comes in.
"You god damned horse girl. What do you want?"
>Her smile made something boil inside of you when you saw it.
>She had a machine that turned insults into power or something.
>Your fury made verbal empowered her ability to just keep annoying you.
>My god she has already won.
"Well since it's hearth warming eve, I figured I would stop by and see if you needed help with shopping!"
>Oh god, here we go.
>Her obsessive need to keep helping yo- Wait a minute.
"Hearth-what?"
>"I said it's Christmas eve, so I was gonna help you shop!"
>>25930189
>That's definitely not what you heard.
>These were her mind games.
>You were a tough man but you're still surprised you learned 2 + 2 to be frank.
>Abort mission, don't let her gain terrain bonus.
"Sure, I guess. I was just gonna grab a few things for some of my friends. I don't have a lot of money though, so, you know...don't expect too much."
>She only gave a small laugh and proceeded to grab your arm before pulling you away to head out.
>Of course being the spastic mess of a species disorientation that Purple is, you expecting even one second without her practically going off and getting arrested was foolish.
>I mean, really foolish.
>Seriously, purple, grabbing people's children and prancing around singing in the middle of the shopping district was NOT customary.
>Fucking tone deaf horse lady.
"Ah ah ah ah, no, Purple, we don't drink from the plaza fountain."
>"You don't? That's ridiculous Norman, why else would it be here?"
>If she was from another world, you'd hate to know how they have child-like wonder and dreams that inevitably get crushed into fine powdery dust.
"You admire it. And throw coins in it for wishes."
>Her eyes almost seem to glow with imagination as you mention the source of all your tears from ages 9-12.
>You realize you may have made a mistake.
>"You mean like Magic?!"
>You swear you would have that word removed from language one day.
>Just language, all of them.
"You know what? Yes. You just...believe that so we can move on. Okay, Twilight?"
>She actually seems to dip a little at that, frowning slightly with a look of concern.
>At some point you've come to learn that maybe it's best not to just yell at her over everything.
>You would believe she was from another world with some of the crazy stuff that has happened recently.
>Thinking back on it, too, you've always been pretty quick to anger regarding her.
>Kinda makes you wonder why she still hangs around you, anyways.
>Why she still wants to see you be happy.
>>25930202
>I mean don't get yourself wrong or anything, it was more fun than free mag day at the shooting range to mess with her.
>But you're positive that even if you screamed your head off at her that she'd still hope for you to answer the door the next day.
>Just thinking about it, you're pretty sure you HAVE screamed your head at her.
>And she still seems to cling to you nonstop, almost like a lost puppy sometimes.
>Maybe it was a bit egotistical to say but you're pretty sure she has gotten attached to you.
>Like she were waiting for you to do something, and you're almost 75% sure it wasn't sex.
>74%
>That's why her gift was a little...different.
>You actually already had it on you, and this is where you'd pull your master plan into action.
>Starting with your ever so subtle manipulative tactics.
"Twilight. Have you ever had your picture taken on a greenscreen?"
>The bright eyed anomaly of color metaphor personifications gleened up at you with curiosity ladened in her features.
>"What's a green screen..?"
>Good enough for you.
>With her hand in yours you drag her off to a man with a little stand setting up holiday photography
>Instantly Purple is beyond intrigued.
>"That's one of those Camera things! And what's with this stage? Is it for movies?"
>It was honestly adorable how she seemed distracted the moment she was allowed to roam and look everything up and down.
>The guy at the stall was rigorously eyeing Purple with a worried gaze until you stepped up.
>His voice was smooth, and a little on the high end, plus he looked just a few years older than the two of you.
>Poor guy was yellow.
>"Is she your responsibility?"
>Finally someone gets it.
"Well, I guess so. She's just a little quirky is all."
>"She's nibbling on my green screen."
>Ah...god damn it.
"Twilight, sit at the chair, please!"
>You had to get this over with fast before this guy exiled you from his screen of fantasy.
"Look, you do framing, right?"
>"Yeah, I do. And engravings. Don't tell me you..?"
>>25930217
>You were swift to hand him payment for a set of pictures, plus a bit extra for a framing and engraving.
>He saw what you slipped alongside it and the note and you could tell from the way his eyes shifted back to the purple girl examining all the wires and lights that he understood.
>That little grin of his told you he was onto you.
>"You sly boy. Don't worry, just got get ready and I'll handle the rest."
>You wish you could've restrained the blush on your cheeks, but that wasn't your biggest concern.
>Making your way over to the set of chairs on the stage, you took a seat right by Twilight herself as the man, whom you learned was named Snap, explained to the both of you (mostly her) what this would be.
>Twilight meanwhile was practically tripping out over the 'power of the greenscreen' but you helped keep her from causing a scene.
>You're sure that she was even more confused by why you were doing this.
>You hoped she'd understand later.
>It wasn't an exceptionally long process, really.
>In fact, it was pretty fun if you're gonna be honest.
>It was basically just 15 minutes of you and Purple making stupid faces and poses with each other to a greenscreen.
>By the end you both had a pretty big and dopey smile on both of your faces.
>Twilight turned out to be one for the kind of dumb humor you had to offer here and you were pleasantly surprised that she could catch on so fast.
>Today you intended to get a move on with your own christmas spirit.
>After all, things were finally calming down with the school in terms of your social situation.
>As you made stupid picture faces with Purple you had taken the time to reflect on the meaning behind your experiences.
>Particularly in the meaning behind where you were now.
>The very fact that you had presents to buy for friends meant more than you used to give credit for.
>Maybe a year or two ago you would've dreaded having such expectations as to think about what other people want.
>But not anymore.
>>25930245
>You and Purple were pretty much stumbling away, drunk on laughter by this point.
>The guy told you to stop by in about around 5 after he had gotten the rest of his work out of the way and the lines would slow down.
>It was about 3:45 by the time he told you that, so you got a little over and hour to do some shopping.
>Looks like things were going according to schedule, afterall.
>You just had to distract Twilight for a while.
>Truth be told, you already knew what you were getting the others.
>Entering the shopping district, however, you acted as though you were uncertain where to start.
>As expected, Twilight started leading you onwards, and going around looking about each store the two of you came across.
>It was one after another, where you would follow her in and she would point to everything and anything while talking about how she thought it would be such a cute present.
>Apparently she was still amazed by the spirit of christmas itself and how there was so much to do for those you love.
>You spent more time watching as she played innocently with the different knick knacks sitting around than you did actually browse.
>You had called ahead to most stores and had them put an item on hold for you, to which you were sure to collect without her noticing.
>By the time you left any of the stores, she had forgotten why you two went in after getting herself so worked up over everything.
>You just smiled and nodded, listening to her go on and on about how beautiful the lights and the tree near the center of the plaza were.
>It was hard to tell if she ever really grew up inside.
>Yet on the other hand it's hard to tell if she just cares more than you're used to.
>You used to believe that to smile was to be gullible most of the time.
>Yet today you could make an exception.
>In spite of her protests to help you carry everything, you trudged on with an increasing number of bags in your hands.
"You can carry them on the way back, okay?"
>>25930262
>That's what you told her, at least.
>You could see the time ticking away with every moment you spent, but you had little in the way of concerns.
>Your biggest concern was how to make this meaningful.
>Or at least it was until something bigger came up.
>You had successfully passed enough time to collect your shopping list of christmas presents.
>But by the time it turned to 5 there were a few more problems.
"I needed that framing for a gift! What do you mean the pictures are just gone?!"
>"Look, I'm sorry, but I can't stop the system from crashing when people try to make off with my stuff. I can give you a refund if that means anything. It's the most I can do."
>And there was problem number 1.
>There appears to be a thief that has been running around and taking advantage of the open nature of the neighborhood businesses.
>And his recklessness wiped the pictures you and Purple took, and the guy doesn't have the hardware to do and retakes right now.
>He got you half of what you wanted, so you only asked for a partial refund.
>Taking what he gives back, you make your way back to Purple who was currently the star of the show with some kids playing by the fountain she was so interested in.
>Waving her over, she followed suit and was sorely missed by the whining children who loved their quirky friend.
>Well...at least there was no doubt about her.
>She still had the spirit in her, maybe you could still salvage this.
>You still had everything else, so you could at least give everyone their presents at the par-
"Oh crap! The drinks!"
>Your voice raised as you realized that most places close early around here on the holidays.
>Especially Rurally based stores like aroun here.
>"Norman? What's wrong? Didn't we get everything?"
>By the time you hear her at all, you're already making a jog for the store hoping that you might get the last minutes of their time.
>But much like your efforts, it's too late.
>'Closed for the holidays'.
>>25930273
>"Norman, is everything alright? What were you running for?"
>You sigh and let your shoulders slump, turning to face her with a downtrodden grimace.
"I promised Scott I'd grab some drinks for the party at his place. I was gonna give everyone their presents and surprise them but now he might not even let me in.."
>Your gaze turns to the ground as a solemn weight capes your words.
>But much like you would have expected, a warmth on your shoulder turns you to a faintly smiling Twilight who tenderly brushes your arm in a comforting manner.
>"You did your best, and that's what counts. Your friends will know how much you try for them, and it isn't like you can't give them their presents later on, right?"
>She spoke with a rising volume, growing increasingly vibrant in her expressions.
>You could swear that she was manufacturing optimism in that big head of hers.
>It sure gets a smile out of you, at least.
>You could deliver your gifts later, and take the fall for Scott's incompetence once they realize they could've bought extras.
>Maybe you've got something left over at your home at least, if nothing else you can deliver something as an apology.
>Or ask him to drop off your bags-
>Wait.
"Twilight, where are the bags?"
>She looks down at her feet and then around the both of you before giving you an uncertain look.
>"Well, they were in your hands, weren't they?"
"N-no, they weren't. I left them back near the fountain when I started jogging. I though you were gonna grab them!"
>She almost looks confused, like she doesn't comprehend what you're saying.
>"But...but you told me to carry them on the way back. I didn't want to get in the way if I wasn't sure you'd be alright with it!"
>That's strike three, in a line of unfortunate events as Purple seemingly explains why she couldn't use what you call 'reason'.
"Twilight, I spent a lot of money on those, if I am running away without them do you think I want them just sitting there?!"
>>25930285
>You see her shrink back a bit, eyes shutting in panic at the tension in your voice.
>"W-well, I just...usually poni- People that...I know don't have to worry about that, is all.."
>She is audibly growing quieter now.
"What the f- You mean you just leave your shit lying out in public! God damnit, Purple.."
>Letting out a groan, you waste little more time standing there before you run off, leaving Twilight behind all together as you slide through the crowds back to the fountain at the plaza.
>Unfortunately, in spite of your searching for the bags, asking around, seeing if this or that person saw this or that, you get little in the way of direction.
>You are there for a good half hour as the crowds begin dismissing for the day, darkness beginning to rise in the skies.
>Night time was approaching early thanks to the winter schedule, and you were left basically on your knees in the ground thinking about tonight.
>It was currently almost 6:30 now, an hour and a half after your worries began.
>There went all your christmas money.
>All your good intentions.
>And you wasted it with Twilight.
>FOR Twilight.
>It wasn't surprising when you felt her timidly tap your shoulder, with a voice quiet enough to match Fluttershy's in nature.
>"Norman...Are you okay?"
>You took a deep breath, slowly rising to your feet and turning to her with a dead on expression.
>You couldn't tell if it looked angry or sad, honestly.
>But you raised your hand to begin shouting, and you saw Purple tuck her head in, tensing all over with her eyes shut tight.
>Like she were expecting this.
>And all the strength in your arm died in an instant as instead you felt it fall to your sides.
>You barely noticed the faint warmth of something at the corners of your own eyes as you spoke, barely a voice left.
"I just wanted to have my first Christmas where I actually acted like I had friends, Twilight."
>You could feel the tightness in your throat as the words left your mouth.
>>25930296
>Purple slowly opened her own eyes, watching your defeated expression that, for once, didn't end it's ranting with why you hated her.
>Instead she watched you slowly become heavier and more limp until you fell back onto a bench, looking about ready to all together collapse.
"Was it so much to ask that I actually try to put myself out there for once?"
>You know you sounded ever so whiny, but last you checked it's to be expected when you get robbed on christmas of a couple hundred dollars and an afternoon.
>And as always you gave Twilight her daily dosage of abuse.
>You sure have come a long ways, huh tough guy?
>But even more to your surprise was that when you opened your eyes, Twilight wasn't in front of your anymore.
>She was sitting right next to you.
>Smiling.
>"It's all I think I could've asked for, Norman."
>She said softly, though something was different in her expression.
>It wasn't just her normal 'friendship' smile or a fake smile.
>Though to be fair something about yourself felt different, too.
>"I would have been pretty alone this afternoon if it weren't for you, you know."
>Her voice got a little closer as she took the liberty of leaning up against you, to which you weren't really fighting against.
>"You know, I don't really have any of my friends here. I have the other girls but when I came here it was really coming to a new world."
"So you've said..."
>Here you two were, sitting in a now empty, vaguely lit town plaza with the sight of frost on every window, the cold only becoming more powerful.
>"And if it weren't for finding you in the beginning, I really don't think I would've been strong enough to keep going. You were my only friend for so long, until I could show people what friendship meant. You might've hated it, but you taught me a lot about fitting in."
"I vaguely remember being the one to teach you that being naked in public is illegal."
>You hear a faint snicker from your side at the silly memory.
>And one from you, too.
>>25930303
>"I wouldn't have gotten past day 1 without advice like that, even if it seemed simple at the time."
>She slowly puts and arms around your own, and pulls herself closer.
>It's obvious she isn't outfitted to be in this cold.
>"And you might, well...not be as happy to have spent this time together as I was, but I want you to know that it meant a lot to me."
"..."
>"Thanks for being my friend, Norman."
>It was in that moment, that you felt something in your hear grab you by the collar and yell right in your face about what to do.
>You slowly reached into your pocket and pulled out your closed fist, feeling the imprint of what was inside.
"I...didn't give it to you earlier because I didn't think it was worth it but I do still have one of my christmas presents left."
>You can feel Twilight shift her head from the way her cheek brushes your shoulder.
"Twilight...Hold out your hand.
>Sitting up slightly in response you hold out one hand and beckon for her to hold out hers, which she does a little awkwardly.
"I got you this earlier, when you weren't really looking, special. I already had everyone's gifts reserved, so I was waiting on this. It didn't really work out because of that thief who probably took my stuff but...this is why I wanted you out here tonight."
>You opened your palm and dropped your present into hers, letting her pull back to look at what it was.
>A little silver locket, shaped like a heart, the cheesiest thing you could think of.
>And n-no, it wasn't a love thing.
>Sorta...
"There was supposed to be a picture with it but...they got lost in some scuffle. Open it. It'll be kinda funny in hindsight."
>Already in awe at the little gift, you see her fumble slightly to undo the lock, and click it open, and though from your perspective you can't see what's inside, you can tell by the way hers go wide that it's still there.
>>25930319
>Though you're still rather embarrassed by the poor series of events, there's...something 'magical' in the way her shock turns to a smile, small and touched at first, growing into a quivering grin.
>You feel an uncanny blush on your face as her eyes water up and she stifles the sound of her chokes sobs.
"Merry christmas, Twilight. For what it's worth."
>She's quick to lunge forward and pull you into a hug, burying herself into your shoulder and not letting go any time soon.
>You just respond by letting her have her moment, as the realization of what she just received and what it meant kicked into her mind.
>You spent a good 10 minutes just letting her enjoy the warmth and comfort, with her arms around you.
>While she wasn't the strongest girl, you'd be hard pressed to get her off of you without her consent.
>You let her just be her, and you decided you had some apologizing to do.
"And, Twilight, um...I'm sorry. I could tell just how I've been treating you before and I did a lot of thinking. You don't have to forgive me or anything, but I am still sorry. If I can make it u-"
>The touch of Twilight's finger against your lips quieted you down as she sat back up and wiped her eyes.
>She still had a pretty wide smile, though the tears had ended.
>What she said next was officially the best present you'd ever received.
>"Norman, just...be quiet, nerd, and take me home."
>You were left speechless by the gentle tone of the overjoyed girl as she seamlessly spoke what you'd been hoping to hear from her for years.
>It's a christmas miracle.
>>25930326
>With a soft smile, and a pretty bright laugh, you stood back up and held your hand out for her.
>She gracefully accepted and stood with you, sharing in your boisterous guffaw.
>"Don't you still have a party to get to later, anyways?"
"I-uh, still didn't get the drinks so they probably wouldn't even wanna see me over there."
>You know what? Who needs 'em?
>Party or no, you're having a great nig-
>"I can just call applejack, she usually has spare crates."
>Oh.
"Oh..."
>Should've guessed that the Apple Girl would be the one making the drinks.
"Well, you know, the Party might be fun, too..."
>Purple let out the most adorable little chuckle at your reversing antics, and you had to admit that she really has come a long ways.
>You totally didn't think this was going to lead anywhere!
>N-no way, certainly not.
>But...it was a good start to a few things.
"Maybe if we're lucky, then next time I can actually get you a picture that might work."
>It was a bit of a repetitive thing to lament on, but it really would've gotten the point across.
>And it appears Twilight understands this, too, seeing as she took a thoughtful moment before pulling out her phone and hugging against you once more, pulling you into the frame of her camera's lens.
"Hey! What are you doing? Twi-"
>"Say Cheese!"
>For a moment longer you struggled against her grip, but you didn't feel like fighting it too much.
>You simply sighed at her antics and gave the camera a nice, big smile as the click signified your eternal fate of actually smiling on camera with Purple.
>What was happening to you?
>Hmm...whatever it was, you don't think you really minded it.
"You sure that's enough to make up?"
>Looking from her phone to you, you could tell what changed about her now.
>She finally knew that she really did have a friend.
>"Mhm. I think seeing you smile is worth all the presents in Canterlot."
"...That. Was the cheesiest thing I've ever heard."
>And you're not afraid to show it!
>>25930331
>Scratch that, actually.
>The cheesiest thing you've ever heard is the sound of your guys' intense laughter ringing out like you didn't even care.
>Which you didn't, really.
>Because looking stupid didn't matter when you had a friend.
>Though for the longest time you forgot that about yourself, as well.
>Sometimes even the people who know friendship the best need to be re-assured that they really do have a friend.
>You knew you might regret this later, too, but...
>Ah forget it, you could be a man.
>You reached out and took Twilight's hand in your own and promptly looked away as you two began walking to Scott's place.
>This was for her, not for you.
>You totally didn't need to do this.
>You just are missing half of her christmas gift.
>The one dangling from her hand, open and shining in the faint light of the street lamps.
>In it was an empty frame, and a small colored engraving.
>As you two laughed off into the night, memories of your stupidity forefront in each of your minds, it read;
>'Thanks for being my friend, Twilight. -Norman'
>>25930338
You know, looking back, it's definitely not a masterpiece, and this format makes it look a little lazy in some places, but I guess it was just my way of looking back on these threads. They're a lot of fun, and I hope you guys all had a happy holiday as well. I hope this at least minorly entertains you.
>>25930338
That was really sappy and sweet.
>>25930350
It was great, don't put yourself down like that, you just gotta post and let things sometimes.
>>25930697
>let things sometimes.
*Let things fly sometimes
Goddamn auto correct
>>25930338
Ahh, faith in Norman stories restored.
I really loved Purple x Norman while she still messed things up for him, then that ship drifted away from this place over time. And you brought it back.
The Purple/Norman dynamic is the best I've seen in a while, please do more of them in the future!
>>25930338
This was really great, Purple is not for sexual.
>>25930338
much better than you had suggested nigga, to think you kept this from us during Christmas eve.
Better late than never.
>>25930338
damn, purple is cute
>>25931601
What a cluster fuck of emotions!
>>25932696
You bastard I know what this is
>>25936902
>Shimmer and Amy switch bodies via purple magic
or
>Amy's true side
I did something and forgot it was /co/ so I am probably fucked, but w/e, here's what I did. It's a slightly better version.
>>25937181
"YO PURPLE GIRLMAN, WE GONNA GET THAT FRIENDSHIP MAGIC OR WHATEVER"
>>25937181
"YO PURPLE, I GOT YOUR FRIENDSHIP RIGHT HERE"
>>25937181
"FRIGGIN COLOR PEOPLE"
Aww, everyone's so nice this time of year. I'll have another busy day tomorrow, but like I said after that I'll get some more writing going. Finally. Now I know you guys sometimes, i'm still debating ideas so feel free to be a part of the team.
>>25935491
I'm glad somebody put that hairstyle to good use.
moar?
>>25940919
Fuck man those aren't jeans they're straight up rubber tights
I've got the biggest hunger for Twi and Norm.
Not necessarily shipping or lewd, they then doing shit and being shits
Something kawaii
night bump
>December 25th
>Norman is happy that he'll finally get to use the only present he got
>And it was the only present he wanted
>He and his dad helped one another put it together
>This father son bond makes his gift stronger, so it's not to be ruined by Purple's lame magic
>Snow showers down the city of Canterlot, covering it in a thick blanket of cold white fluff
>It sounds nice but the storm outside is terrifying , raining down frozen hell upon the city
>Even in the house with the heat running the cold slips its way into Norman's room
>Not through his special winter blankets though
>He's snugger than a bug in a rug
>A toasty cinnamon bun, warming up in a mountain of blankets
>All is good for him
>Everything is just fine
>Except for Purple
>She still remains in the hard carpeting of Norman's closet
>There's shoe boxes, coat hangers, a skateboard and Rock Band equipment on the floor that Purple has to utilize to be comfortable
>Maybe she'll ask him to let her sleep together
>He's usually forgiving and allows her small self to huddle with him overnight
>She teleports next to the slumbering beanie
>"Psst. Norman, it's rather chilly. May I squeeze in?"
>Norman opens his beautiful gold eyes
>His well kept eyelashes bat at the purple girl
"No. See my present?"
>Purple wondered why there was so much space in his room
>"I can..still fit just let me."
"Heh. Smaller bed, sucka."
>He curls tighter and returns to sleep
>But this doesn't bother her
>Now with less bed space, it's easier to share body heat and be toasty for the night
>Norman grimaces at the fact that he should've gotten an even smaller bed
>She always finds a way to ruin what's good
>>25943189
"Wasn't blowing up the school fun? Feel better, man?"
>"I guess"
I want to fuck Sophie's mouth while she lays on her back
>>25942308
No bed is too small for late night Purple cuddles.
The boys get a hold of Thoth and Khnum
Someone prease
>>25945255
I like this guy's stuff
>>25946041
STANDING
>>25946970HEREI REALIZE
>>25930338
Loved all of it!
It had a lot of heart, thanks for writing this for us.
>>25947451
I want more lewd body Shimmer doing normal things
>>25948514
Yes, this, I want all the pictures of this shimmer. It pleases me. It's also cute in a way.
Asian Purple is best Purple.
Going to start working on something while at this New Years party. Or... Celebration. Happy New Years /NN/
>>25949516
Happy new years.
>>25949516
>>25949932
happy new year niggas
>>25949958
Whao who drew this
>>25951051
ND
blump
Finally getting to sleep, definitely doing some new year writing tomorrow but
>>25949958
Gave me a question to ask. The Boondocks, anyone?
>>25952318
Norman telling Purple New Years is the day the Earth makes a full trip around the sun.
She laughs at his barbaric celebration because she knows for a fact Celestia moves the sun.
>>25952570
Silly Anon, you know full wellObamaraises the sun in the human world.
This thread was made a year ago XD.
>>25952601
>Trump us given Sun powers once Obama steps down
>Sends the sun on a collision course to Mexico
>>25952625
>Trump
>Obama
gonna have to send Norman to meet them some time soon
>>25952641
>School has a "Meet the President" writing contest
>Norman posts the game manual for Lego Star Wars 2 as a joke
>Makes it in because only 7 kids did it and he was based off of length not quality
>>25952664
This chain of thought appeases me. My life turning norman into the next adam sandler has begun.
>>25953361
There's revenge hidden in those breasts.
What's the first lewd of the new year boissss?
>>25954309
the one based write
> Normans mom gets news her high school bf passed away
>she isn't affected but feels sorry for his mom
>Norman and Brad conduct a prank
>They make a fake profile of him and gets in contact with Normans mom
>Norman remembers stories of him so he can make it convincing to her
>Days later his mom runs into his room
>"Oh my god! Norman you're not gunna believe it but he's alive!"
"That's cool I guess"
>Weeks pass of Brad and Norman passing the profile back n forth to continue messing with his mom
>Norman backs out of it because he knows when a joke is dead so leaves Brad to do whatever
>Normans mom starts to talk to Brad over the fake profile
>She starts getting flirty
>Says that she always felt young around him
>Didn't know why she left the captain of the football team
>Starts talking about having a kid brought her down
>Brad is getting nervous
>Wonders if he should stop with the charade
>then one day she sends him a nude
>"I'm not that old am I?"
>Brad is then convinced that the joke isn't dead and he should still go on
>Later on he starts to think it isn't a joke anymore
>He stopped pretending to be this other man but continued to talk to her as himself but with the fake profile
>Some nights got steamy online
>She's even talking about plans to meet up one day and catch up on lost time
>Brad legitimately wants to but he's a mere child compared to the man he pretended to be
>He then finally stops communication with her once she starts talking to him about divorce and smoking his pole all night
>taking waifus are one thing but this is your bro's mom
>Tfw he can't look at her the same when he visits Norman
>>25955136
So Norman's weakness to fucking up comes from his mom?
>>25955410
it looks like that
Happy new year faggots
>>25956442
happy new year nayya
>>25955136
>>25955410
>Normans Mom goes to Brad thinking it's her old bf
And the age of NTR has begun
>>25956442
Happy new year Nayaa.
Also some NSFW.https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/1/1/1057560.gif
>>25957223
Norman gettin' it
>>25957223
you know, here in latinamerica we have a youtuber called "el bananero" (the fagsucker traduced).
in a shitty sketch making a parody of harry potter, dumbledore screams "harry is fucking everyone!"
each time i see this, i imagine brad or nolan screaming "norman is fucking everyone!"
>>25957875Fuck youhe's funny.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwU-3MvnrEE
I want Norman to walk in on Brad balls deep in his mom
>>25957923yeah, he's funnyif you are 13
>>25958220Ivan el trolazo is really funny
>>25957223
>Three down
Four more to go
>>25958547
Those three were the only ones who mattered anyways.
>>25958610
Top girls
No Sonata stories?
>>25959635
there must be some in the pastebin
ask kuro
>>25961814
>Average Avery
>>25961882
>not remembering Average Avery
What did Norman and Mary do for new years
>>25962642
Baked cuddling.
>>25962642
Panty raid one of the M6
>>25962642A cure for cancer
>>25962642
They tried her special crazy weed before watching fireworks together
It was a bad idea
>>25964034
Needs a version with a nose bleed
"Oh fuck Soren you dipshit you're in the girls bathroom! J-just play it cool, I don't think anyone else is in here.."
>Purple runs in screaming as he walks out
"SHI-play it cool!"
>She looks at his reflection
>He poses
"Sup babe."
>"WHAT!? AAHHHHH"
"Fuck. I fucked up."
>>25953526
I need an edit of this gif with her right eye having animu powers...
Or some gruesome wound...
Y'know, just because.
Is Norman able to be a cute trap like Chihiro?
>>25966994
He needs a girlier face.
>>25967809
He looks just like this nigga
All in favor of Norman being able to be trap?
>>25967841
Only if this girl is the one who made him that way.
>>25968247
What the fuck is the story behind this
>>25968297
Year of the monkey.
Who's got the pinchiest cheeks
>>25968997
sunset
>>25964892
Was actually thinking about this crossover earlier but didn't think there was much left to go off of without it being super cheesy and/or unoriginal. Someone could prove me wrong, though. I already have a green to write, but people haven't been highly vocal on other story ideas either. I have been writing, past the headaches of poor sleep. The zelda idea is still unchallenged so I can only assume there is a unanimous vote. This thread manages to post like crazy yet it feels like no one is here.
For the record it's true that I'm free to write whatever I please, and sometimes I do just cause, but I'm here to write for you people. I don't mind a little yelling about what you guys want. Maybe I'm still too normal to be caught around the normal norman threads?
>>25970122
What about Final Fantasy? (your choice which one)
It´s a setting that lets you do, pretty much, whatever you want.
Then, there´s also Skyrim, and other fantasy stuff. Oh, man! A NormanxSlayers crossover could be fun.
>>25971059
This man gets it. I'm a writer, people. Yell at each other (or me) over concepts and shit.That said I got a couple ideas for final fantasy. I basically have folders of drafts with concepts. It comes with being in the game design field.Gee I sure hope using mobile doesn't screw with spoiler tags. My phone has been pissing me the hell off.
>>25971434
There´s so much stuff that could be done, it´s hard to decide what to do, even more so, structuring it as a story.
I´ll be waiting for when you write a new one. I´ve been liking all you´ve posted.
I have to say that your set ups tend to be a bit long, but, honestly, they really add to the experience. I hope to read some more from you in the future.
>>25971528
Well worst comes to worst i'll binge on some JoJo content, but an actual story is preferred on the side. I had the adopted hit-non story going while those threads were going on, but those threads are long gone. Maybe one day...
Maybe that FF crossover would be a good start. I've been replaying 10, I love the narrative in that game.
I guess I'm just worried that people might get bored of me writing story after story with Norman. This shit should be special, yo.
>>25974265
Sunset's rabid efforts to win back norman after the shimmering and her redemption, with many humorously creepy scenes of offering her body obsessively, when?
>>25974521
>Everything has to link to Shimmering
I just want cute/lewd shit with them without that in the way
>>25974860
Hey, it's like our history, plus it was just a suggestion.
Wanna read that shit again, anyone know where to still find it (or when if we're talking thread numbers)?
>>25974860
That would be after The Shimmering, when all the suffering is over and Shimmer is nice trying to get the beanie boy back.
>>25976524
Just browse around Based and Missing's pastebins
>>25978934
if it wasn´t for the crown part of her hair, this Celestia could be turned into Rara by someone.
Thank you Edit-kun
I want Sophie to wrap her legs around Norman to prevent him from pulling out
>>25972655
I've actually written 2 starting concept drafts that have been really on my mind since I posted this, so I'll make the decision much simpler between you guys; Final Fantasy? Or Kingdom Hearts?
>>25974860
How about The Shimmering2Judgment Day
Let this hopefully not be a sign that people are losing interest in this thread. Holidays are pretty much over, people!
>>25985866
No need to worry, we still have plenty of fuel to burn. I have a few things to give to you guys in the very near future, just make sure you keep doing stuff for the Normality gang.
>>25985866
Chill nigga
>>25985866
There's interest, it's just no one's promising anything interesting or what anyone wants to read
>>25983860
Look man I'll tell you this nicely.
Crossovers only work for pictures.
>>25986684
maybe
but you can work ideas with the pictures too
>>25987031
I don't want to bump, help plz
>>25988290
Everyone seems to be cut dry into what they want to see here in the thread
1. Less lewd
2. More character usage and expanding
Look at that Norman and Purple Christmas story. It's as simple as can be, it's not a wild concept and yet everyone just wants more of it.
That's really all. Just cute and funny shit
>>25989725
That's all fine, it's an answer at least. If that's what you blokes want it's no challenge, what has been slightly frustrating was asking what people want followed by intermittent encouragement, then silence, then more silence, and then this and then likely more silence. I write that kind of stuff just on my spare time, so if there's just nothing in particular you guys want I'll just write 'something'. Still, a prompt was what I was hoping to get out of someone. I guess that's still enough of a prompt for me.
Also, that anon you replied to wasn't me.
>>25989792
Don't ask me for anything, I'll take whatever, even the raunchiest of lewd.
Just gimme a reason to look at the thread while waiting for games to start.
I'm sorry the thread is a heeping pile of nothing. Can't do anything about it.
Went back to the original first shots, realized Aryan was the second girl after purple that Norman got acquainted with.
Interesting.
>>25991090
Norman's a racist only interested in white girls.
>>25991090
First girl is best girl.
>>25991819
How would you feel if they made Norman a side character and he talked likeSteven Magnet
>>25992027
That's Scott tho loo
>>25992170
Scott has a voice in the movie though.
>>25992027
Disappointed, but at the very least, I´d be able to replicate his voice.
>>25992261
>Chilean Scott Kuro
This needs to happen
Who's more of a S A D B O Y?
Soren or Scott
>>25992599
soren
by a LONG record
tell me why noirman never fight her
>>25993231
Tbqh Soren is one of my fave boss but he gets no respect :,c
>>25992599
Soren, by far. he´s always the second best, thus, he´s blind to his blessings untill it´s too late.
Cape or someone, draw Norman making schoolgirl Kylo Ren blush
>>25992599
I like to think that Scott's and Soren's CPAversions are very close to one another. Kinda replacing Brad for Scott, as they both share an interest in style.
But as to who could do a better S A D B O Y I could not tell. I know this Scott would do it for the look, while Soren a bit more for the nostalgia, but I don't think either would be more or less authentic than the other.
>>25995925
>Norman banged all versions of Flutter
>>25995925
ohh! sexy
>Dusk slides his dick in Normas gap every night
>>25998091
RD´s pose is reminiscent of mega milk.
>>25997416
>Thread has died by 5%. Remaining life at -9
so, what image we are gonna use?
Scan yo shit Cape, this is the best I could do.
The more we don't kill this thread, the less of a chance the next thread will start off good
Hey how do you ask for a commission?
>>26000329
Depends on the person, if they do commissions they'll usually have instructions for it.
>>26000329
Go to /aco/ and ask for porn
Also if you're gunna pay for a commission, ask for something fun. There are paid commissions here and they're just Normans face
>>26000329
I jack off to your Flutterbat x Norman fics until I go to bed...
>>26000329
Will Norman bang FB's mom?
Mother Daughter threeway?
>>26000538
I've already done that, go to Flutterbats Suitor and click chapter 4 (Mind Games)
>>26000574
Was that like the dream he had or is it a new chapter. Haven't read in a while
>>26000584
It was supposedly a 'dream' but Flutterbat's mom is notorious for fucking any guy that her daughter brings home XD
>>26000624
You should really ask for commissions, I feel like people hate this pairing for some reason lol...
This thread was alright. Only shifty parts were went story replies stopped and we all sat here for days doing shit
Flutterwife fic when?
>>26001376
when we get a new thread that's when
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