I am Beard, and I will be your GM for now on this wonderful adventure.
Lets start off by picking our character's gender.
>MALE or FEMALE, or SOMEWHERE ELSE?
>Female
>>25866960
Male
Bazinga
>>25867009
Male
>Female
Decide later?
>>25866960
Female
>>25867008
>>25867009
>>25867018
>>25867039
>>25867064
>>25867075
>>25867150
You don't quite know how you got here, but it appears that you are FEMALE!
>Are you a UNICORN, PEGASUS, EARTH PONY, BAT PONY, CHANGELING, or SOMETHING ELSE?
>>25867411
>Changeling
>>25867411
Voting for pegasus.
>>25867411
Something else.
You are agen 3 pony.
>>25867411
A Pegacorn.
>>25867411
>Bat Pony
>>25867411
Earth Pony
Bat please
>>25867519
You are also a pegacorn. Not an alicorn. You are sick of ponies asking if you are an alicorn.
Now, while on the topic of alicorns, which you definitely aren't one, what is your hair like?
> length
> adjective
> color
>>25867855
dubs, 17, 57, 82
>>25867855
16 inches hair, smooth & silken, pale lavender.
>>25867855
Shoulder length, straight and light blue
>>25867855
Bald.
>>25867855
Shortish
Realistic pony mane
Colour
>>25867952
Roll
Gah im new at this. I'll just use a random number gen.
>>25868057
it's usually best to do that if a get isn't gotten within 10 minutes to keep things going.
>>25867855
Short
Wavy
Red-Brown
Bald
>>25867914
You are now adorable.
However, that flank is looking very blank.
> SPECIAL TALENT and/or CUTIE MARK
>>25868282
Our cutie mark is a pillow. We're very relaxing to be around.
>>25868307
I second the pillow idea. If we're an adult, maybe we're a therapist. Otherwise, we could just be that nice kid who solves fights with their calming presence.
>>25868282
Color magic, specifically changing the chemical makeups of surfaces to make them "change color", which can include dying hair and fur.
>>25868322
You have a few stripes of color on your flank which probably aren't for your artistic ability. Your guess is that it means that you are good at changing the color of things, which also happens a lot when doing art.
> Name
>>25868498
Pallet Swap. Wait that's taken, isn't it?
Um..
>>25868498
rainbow brush
>>25868498
>>25868524
>>25868551
Brush Swap?
Brush Stroke?
Rainbow Bliz?
(Sleeping now, so one less anon responding)
>>25868498
Frisk
>>25868498
Rainbow Prism?
Feather Hue? (The CM looks a bit like a wing.)
>>25868498
prism palette
>>25868498
>>25868629
Spectral Feather?
Feathertone?
Just throwing out random names that pop into my mind here.
Feather Glow sounds okay
>>25868498
Color Disk?
Stroker Duel? really bad at this naming stuff but gave it a try
>>25868623
Re-roll
>>25868777
And so our pony's name is Frisk and my Trips fill you with DETERMINATION
>>25868800
>>25868777
Mah power level....is RISING!
>RGB cutie mark
>majority of names based on subtractive color model
you can do better /mlp/
>>25868623
>>25868777
>>25868800
How determined you are.
>>25868777
God damn it.
Thankfully the reroll was after the pic was started.
but i went ahead and made an edit for you anyways because those trips need to be rewarded.
>>25868963
My life is complete.
>>25868745
Your name is Feather Glow. Not Frisk. You don't even know what Undertale is. What?
Anyways, time to get down to finding out good you are at generic tasks like pushing rocks, or protecting yourself from monsters.
ATK (Attack) - Affects how much you can carry and how hard you hit.
DEF (Defense) - Affects how much you can endure, and how hard you can take hits.
MAG (Magic) - Affects how strong you are magically (Not just unicorn. Affects unicorn power, pegasus flight speed, and other racial effects)
WIL (Willpower) - Affects how much pain and stress you can take, mentally.
FRE (Friendliness) - Affects how likeable you are, and how well you can get along with others.
One point increases a stat by one. You have twenty points.
> Assign points.
>>25869012
Whoops heres the pic
>>25869012
MDR: 20
All others: 1
>>25869012
MAG WIL DEF
>>25869012
4 in all stats! We're average.
>>25869012
Atk: 4
Def: 4
Mag: 4
Wil: 4
Fre: 4
>>25869027
Stfu
>>25869012
ATK: 1
DEF: 1
MAG: 16 nigga
WIL: 1
FRE: 1
>>25869012
>>25869020
dump all twenty points into Friendliness
command an arm of minions ready and willing to do your bidding
>>25869068
but how will we be incredibly autistic then?
>>25869012
ATK:1
DEF:1
MAG:1
WIL:1
FRE:2
>>25869077
NO! NO GOD PLEASE NO! NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>25869077
this better be ignored and it's required we use every point.
>>25869012
My tears are flowing.
>>25869012
Str 3
Def 3
Mag 5
Wil 4
Fre 5
>>25869077
Oh my god someone else please get a dub so that this doesn't happen.
>>25869020
ATK:2
DEF:3
MAG:4
WIL:5
FRE:6
also samefag for messing up sorry about that shit.
>>25869045
Re-roll
>>25869113
He's making memes everybody.
4
3
5
3
5
>>25869039
>>25869045
>>25869056
You just remembered that there was no discussion. You are as average as a pony can be. All your stats are the same, everyone mistakes you for a princess, there are already memes of you, and the world is falling apart. Clearly the most average.
>>25869192
Wait what was that last one?
>>25869199
I'm gonna take a short break. I'll be back in around 20-40 mins.
For now just think of names for the cyoa if you want. Or make memes. Or just do whatever 4chan does when the parents arent around.
>>25869216
I can supply indeed.
>>25869199
This doesn't look like a good start of a magical adventure to me. Or maybe I'm wrong.
>>25869192
I got it.
Rise to Imfamy.
You hear a voice as you wake up.
> It looked like it came from over here...
It sounds female.
>Roll Magic D10
(A quick explanation on how dice rolls work. The "D 'num'" is not rolling a D10 die, it stands for difficulty. The lower the number the harder it is to succeed the roll.)
(The next person will say a message or simply say "Roll", and if the last two digits are lower than the stat * the difficulty rating, then it succeeds.)
(TL:DR, When I say "Roll STAT D 'num'", and nobody else has posted, simply say "Roll")
So just say roll after you. Got it.
>>25869506
Roll?
>>25869528
You noticed two strong magic auras currently walking towards you. They are just inside hearing distance.
> ACTION
(Action simply means "Do something", though you can choose to do nothing.)
>>25869554time for the first mistake in the cyoa
Go towards the strong auras.
>>25869649
It's a coin flip. They will either be friendly. Or kill us. Here's hoping for something good to happen.
Or are you for running and not looking back?
>>25869561
You begin walking over to the auras. It appears that they are just over a hill.
However, you notice that as you get closer, colors are appearing to distort in the corners of your vision.
> Continue
>>25869669
Run in the opposite direction. Are things getting back to normal?
>>25869659
Either way it's rather Ded or HOLY FUCK A CHOSEN ONE! YOU HAVE TO STAHP KING SOMBRE FROM TAKING CANTERLOT AS A VIRUS OF THE CRYSTAL HAS BEEN PLANTED THERE! YOU MUSH GO INTO THE DEEP ITNOMTHE MOUNTAIN CANTERLOT IS STATIONED ON AND KILL IT!
>>25869669
You reach the auras, and where you expected to find someponies, you found some... thing. It appears to be a stone sphere floating in midair, while colors are distorting and shaping around it. There are runic markings on it that are facing you. You stop in your tracks. What do you do?
> ACTION
>>25869669
Stop smoking weed
>>25869684
Check self for any items.
>>25869690
You check yourself for items.
Inventory (0 / 4):
> Empty
You are pretty certain that you don't have anything.
>>25869684
Was really not expecting that. I'm not sure what to do. Take a cautious step forward. I guess we should try to examine it.
But if it does anything else then what it's doing now then run and don't look back.
>>25869700
Okay then.....Put Store orb in inventory?
>>25869684
challenge the stone sphere for territory
this is where you will begin to build your kingdom and this asshole is in the way
>>25869706
Do his.
seeing that you're entirely average you should do what the average pony would do when faced with the unknownproceed to over react and panic
>>25869684
>Whip out genitals.
>Proceed with procreational dance
>>25869706
>>25869712
You approach the orb. All it does is maintain floating there, the runes on the front following your path.
> Continue
>>25869756
You decide to touch it, like any average pony would.
> *Tap*
> Stone: DoNT YoU kNOW HoW to adReSS YoUR ELdERs?
You then proceed to back the heck off.
> Stone: wELL?
> ACTION
>>25869756
Kiss it.
It may be a Blarney stone
>>25869756
attempt to manipulate the runes, manually
>>25869766
Call out "Celestia"
>>25869766
Fuck
Its
Genitals
>>25869766
respond to the stone in the manner of a flustered anime girl
>>25869775
Or eat it.
>>25869766
run like the average pony you are and don't look back
>>25869803
"Average" hmm maybe this coya should be called, "A Average Ponytale"
Or get some Determination and destroy the thing. At this point I'm out of ideas
>>25869772
You return to the stone and continue tapping the runes.
> Stone: THaTs mY fACe yoU knOW. Can y-ou Stop ple-ease?
It's voice sounds as if its becoming lightly more normal.
> Talk?
> ACTION
>>25869813
Like i said except ask "Do you know Celestia?"
>>25869813
say:Don't worry trapped... whoever you are, I will soon have you free to the stony prison
continue to tap on the stone, rhythmically
>>25869823
"Do you know of Celestia?"
>Stone: K-Know Her? I practicccccally creAted her, as well as the tiny realm that she rules.
You have begun to notice that the world around you kinda isn't really all that much there anymore.
>ACTION
>>25869855
Examine it.
"Realms? Aren't we in Equestria?"
>>25869855
inquire as to where the world has goneand I'm out for the night
>>25869855
Ask why are you there?
>>25869855
Laugh childishly like he's some sort of loon. Ask who he is or... what he is. Ask where his butt is.
Curious juvenile behavior.
>>25869876
>>25869875
"Where are we? Where did the world go?"
>Stone: This isn't a world. THIS IS THE EXISTENCE. The place where every world, every REALM, COLLIDES. The fact that you were able to get here at all intrigues me, but it appears as if your waking body is being summoned elsewhere. We will meet again, whether it be through this plane, or through the thoughts and voices of others, we shall see.
"Well that's mildly freaky."
>Stone: And if we are going to meet again, you need to know what to call me. We are the MONARCH. I expect an audience soon.
"Wait, we?--"
The MONARCH had no time to reply, as your we already being dragged through one of the various holes in THE EXISTENCE.That's all for today, folks! It's 4 am, I should get some sleep. I'll see you all tomorrow night, same thread, in Chapter 1 Part 2 of this unnamed CYOA!
>>25869961
Looking forward to it. Good first session.Sleep tight, sleepybeard.
>>25869961
>Trollface on left
You just made an Internet
>>25869961
Where are we now? What's going on?
>>25869961
Welcome back to the (now named) CYOA, On Spectral Wings, Chapter 1 Part 2! Where we had left off last night / morning was we had just confronted the MONARCH, and it was confusing.
> Continue
(Also for those who aren't aware, Continue means that I'm about to post another post.)
Players:
Feather Glow:
>ATK 4
>DEF 4
>MAG 4
>WIL 4
>FRE 4
>HP 40/40
Inventory (0/4):
>Empty
>>25871520
You hear two voices off in the distance. It seems as if you heard them before, not too long ago.
> ??? 1: It looked like it came from over here.
> ??? 2: I-Is that a pony?
> ??? 1: An alicorn too. We should fetch help.
>ACTION
>>25871545
Open eyes and see where you are.
>>25871557
>>25871545
You open your eyes and sit up. It appears as though you are in a cave.
> Roll MAG
>>25871639
Roll
>>25869855
Don't trust it. It's talking like Sejor Rafai, and we know how that ended
>>25871639
Someone called you a alicorn.
Retort that you are a pegacorn.
>>25871659
>>25871639
You turn around to continue investigating the cave, when you find the cave's opening. And a bat pony, who appears to be very afraid of you.
> Bat: H-h-hi?
>>25871679
From the sound of her voice, this isn't the pony who claimed that you were an alicorn. Still, you make a note to shout at the one who did.
> ACTION
>>25871864
Do the usual,"We come in peace"
Except there is only you.
>>25871864
> Calm the bat. Then ask her name.
>>25871545
WHOOPS THAT PURPLE TEXT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GREEN
>>25871864
Say hello to the bat. Ask where you are.
>>25871864
>>25871890
>>25871914
>>25871946
"Hi, uh, who do I have the pleasure of meeting?"
>Bat: "U-uh, n-name's-s M-Moonlight F-Flora, y-your highness..."
> Flora bows.
Oh not this.
Why.
"I think you may have me confused with somepony else. I'm not a princess, or an alicorn. I'm just happen to have both wings and a horn. Anyways, my name is Feather Glow."
>Flora: "O-oh, okay then. I'm sorry for m-mistaking you for an alicorn. I'm guessing that probably happens a-a lot, huh?" She stills seems a little put off, but now that she knows that she isn't addressing royalty, she's less frightened.
"Yeah. Anyways, do you know where we are? I don't remember how I got here."
>Flora: "Uh, this is the Batlands, a small country neighboring Zebrica and Gryphonia. Right now we are around a 10 minute walk from my hometown, Nox."
>Flora: "Aren't you a little hurt, though? That flash of light didn't look too good."
Wait, what flash of light?
Added map area, Nox, Batlands.
> ACTION
>>25872235
Current map.
>>25872235
Were are you from anyways?
Feather Glow I mean.
>>25872235
Ask about flash of light. Check self for injuries. We should go to her hometown.
>>25872269
Feather Glow is from a small town in Equestria called Ferdin.
>>25872235
Ask her if there is any royalty in Batlands.
>>25872318
Ayyyy I'm back!
>>25872288
>>25872235
>>25872338
It doesn't seem like you have any injuries. At least that's what this little bar above your head says.
"What flash of light?"
>Flora: "A-around ten minutes ago, a huge flash of light erupted from this cave. Me and my sister, Moonlight Fauna, decided to go check it out. Fauna isn't here right now because she went back to get medical help ready. She told me to bring you back to the town, though I was a little too s-scared to try touching you."
"Why? Is royalty really that special out here?"
>Flora: "Well, the Batlands is a small country, and it is a protectorate of Equestria. We don't really need royalty, as Luna and Celestia pretty much act as it."
"Well, that explains why you were scared of me. I would be too if Celestia all of a sudden poofed on my doorstep."
"Anyways, it's night and it's cold out. Are there any inns or the like at your hometown?"
>Flora: "There is a tavern near the town square. I'm sure you can find a room there."
> FAST TRAVEL? (Y/N)
(You can choose not to fast travel if you want to stay in the area for a bit to investigate, find loot, or if you want to make the journey on foot. You can only fast travel to places you have on the MAIN MAP. The MAIN MAP is only expanded upon travel, or meeting new people. Buying alternative maps does not expand it. The MAIN MAP is not part of your inventory.)
>>25872530
Take the scenic route.
> Inspect Cave
>>25872530
Muh random encounters.
>>25872530
We should give the cave a small look around. But then yeah let's go to town.
>>25872530
>>25872543
>>25872609
>>25872613
You decide to check the cave for any objects, then head down the path without using overpriced cheesy movie transitions.
"I'll be right there. I want to check the cave in case I dropped anything."
>Flora: "O-okay. I'll be right outside."
> Roll MAG D5, 3 times.
>>25872692
Roll
>>25872692
Roll
>>25872692
R0LL
>>25872692
>>25872705
>>25872711
>>25872712
You manage to find a dark corner that was obscured from view, and in it you find a chest.
On the chest is a sign the says:
> "It's always in good manner to leave stuff in caves and dungeons. It helps the heroes on their journey. So, if you have any good will in your heart, leave something." - Wanderer
> Open?
> ACTION
>>25872814
Look for a reflective surface.
>>25872814
We don't have anything so leave the chest and let's come back for it later.
To town!
>>25872822
The cave walls back here are somewhat damp. They are about 30% Reflective. (35% of mirror reflectivity.)
>>25872814
Head to town.
If anyone asks,tell them you are a pegacorn
>>25872860
Wait till 12:00 pm
(I am evil encarnate)
>>25872890
I say do that too.
>>25872860
>>25872890
>>25872921
>pic related
>>25872814
>>25872828
>>25872876
>>25872900
You decide to head to town, as waiting 12 hours sounds boring.
> ADVENTURE 3
(Adventuring is done by doing somewhat normal ACTIONS, but that action also counts as a roll.)
(Ex. You are adventuring, and you say "Look for Flying Walruses.", then I would consider which stat to use (Probably WIL for that one.) and use that post number for the roll.)
(The number next to the Adventure is the maximum amount of actions you can take.)
(TL:DR, ADVENTURE is pretty much that same as ACTION, but with rolls.)
>>25873037
Look around for things of interest while you walk to town.
Roll
>>25873037
>ADVENTURE!
Practice magic, MAG
>>25873037
y u do this.
Make up some compliments, FRE
>>25873037
engage in idle banter with Flora
>>25873037
Find the biggest mountain and descend through the hole at the top.
>>25873037
>>25873079
>>25873082
>>25873133
You gaze around idly while walking. You see nothing of interest.
Being somewhat completely bored out of your mind, you decide to try practicing magic on the road. It end about as well as you would expect.
You botch the spell completely and end up summoning an eldritch portal. I spews out a burrito and then dissipates.
"Well..."
>Flora; "That happened."
> +1 Eldritch Burrito
"So... um... you look nice."
> Flora: "Oh, uh, t-thanks."
Awkward conversation will always be awkward, no matter the roll.
You continue walking along, idly chatting with Flora.
> Converse.I need to go get lunch. Probably be back in 20-60 minutes. Feel free to come up with conversations / questions for Flora, and I'll probably combine them into one conversation when I get back.
>>25873274
Whoops disregard the missing wings.
>>25873274
Is there any rampant crime in Nox?
>>25873274
Tell me about the town you're from.
Tell me a bit about your sister.
Tell me something about you. Where do you live? Can I visit you later?
>>25873288
cutie make is missing too
but it makes her look cuter
>>25873274
ask Flora about the Batlands, what are some interesting places in the region
>>25873284
>Yfw I was suggesting more like....
>pic
>>25873443
Crap I meant.
>pic
>>25873454
Anyways enough underpants,
Let's try to find Celestia to ask her where, we just was before the cave. And who the monarch is if anyone should know the least about the existence it should be god.
>>25873284
"You fill me with... determination."
>>25873494
>Underpants
Use this link to your destination
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SZcHYgv5Yg
>>25873274
Ask if ere is anywhere to stay for the night.
There's an awful number of namefags in this thread
>>25873706
Namefags will take over! Submit to the namefag inside! BECOME ONE OF US
>>25873274
>>25873291
>>25873334
>>25873375
>>25873635
"So, tell me about Nox. What kind of a town is it?"
> Flora: "Well, It's a quiet little town. The houses are very spread out, but all the stores and stuff are in the town center."
"How do you know where to find your own home if it's so spread out?"
> "Usually I look for nearby landmarks. My house is kinda hard to spot, but it's near a large pointy rock, so that's how I usually find my way home."
"Say, with everything so spread out, where do you work?"
> "I work in the tavern as a bartender. It's as close as I can get top my special talent around here."
"Speaking of which, what is your talent?"
> "It's the mixing of plants to create other substances. The popular name for it is Alchemy."
"Is alchemy common among the Batlands?"
> "Not really. I'm the only one in Nox. It certainly makes for an interesting work day. One pony comes up to the bar to drink away their mental pain, and another one comes up to ask for medicinal herbs to get rid of their physical pain. Some ask for both, but that's only for special situations."
"Uh huh... So, what's your sister like?"
> "She's... interesting. One second she could be trying to make love to you, and another she could be trying to gouge your eyes out, and that's not even when she's at the bar."
> "Well, it looks like we are here. I'll be in the tavern when you need me, but I would suggest going around to the stores first."
"Okay. See you soon!"
You look up at the town square. It's more of a tree than a square.
> Continue.
>>25874052
Where will you go first?
> Tavern
> General Store
> Armory
> Guard Outpost
>>25874064
Guard Outpost.
Maybe authority figure could help you.
>>25874064
Guard outpost could be cool. We can ask what they're guarding the town from.
>>25874064
Guard outpost. Try to romance a guard.
>>25874064
Tavern
>>25874085
This
>>25874064
>>25874080
>>25874082
>>25874084
You approach the guard outpost on the edge of the town center.
You aren't quite sure how to get in.
> ACTION
>>25874177
Just fly up
>>25874177
Knock on it and see if anyone answers.
>>25874191
do what he says, if doesn't work, magic.
>>25874064
nearest place in relation to our position
>>25874177
poke it with a stick and then throw rocks at it
Are we playing the alicorn equivalent of Disastral?
>>25874258
Pegacorn
>>25874269
If you know of the character I'm talking about then you'll know i doesn't really change the question.
>>25874191
>>25874177
>>25874187
>>25874257
You go up and tap on the building. Tapping always seems to work.
While it doesn't open a secret door, it does attract the attention of the guard on the roof.
> Guard: "You know the door is up here, right?"
Oh.
You fly up to the roof. There is a small square hole in the roof that leads into darkness.
Yeah, it makes sense that they wouldn't have interior lights. They can see in the dark, after all.
> Guard: "Say, you don't work here do you--"
"I know you are thinking it, or at least you will be. I am not an alicorn. I am not royalty."
His eyes then trace from your forehead to your back several times.
>Guard: "O-Okay. I got it. S-So, anyways, what do you need from the outpost? The few travelers Nox has gotten never come here."
> ACTION
(Oh well whaddya know. Tapping did work.)
>>25874331
You wanted to see the view from up here.
You also wanted to ask what he's guarding against.
>>25874331
Ask him to point you to canterlot you have to find out more about, "The existence" or else were goona have a bad time.
>>25874365
Seconded
>>25874331
Ask for directions.
>>25874331>(Oh well whaddya know. Tapping did work.)
it only hasn't worked once
as of now it's still reasonable to assume tapping on things is an effective way of making things happen
sightseeing mostly
>>25874331
Romance the guard.
>>25874438
This
Tap the guard
>>25874519
>Tap the guard
this X100
>>25874438
This
>>25874365
>>25874376
>>25874331
>>25874371
>>25874377
>>25874404
"Y'know, just wanted to see the sights."
> "Well, there much better places to do that than here. You should try going to the top of the tree."
"Okay, I'll keep that in mind. Anyways, what the point of this guard post? I haven't seen anything recently that would require guards."
> "The Batlands used to be under attack constantly from the Griffons, but that was a long time ago. Since then the guard posts in the towns of the Batlands have been unused. Only recently have towns started using them because of the monsters that have begun to show up in Zebrica. I sincerely doubt that we will have to worry about them, but hey, it's a good paying job. Most of the town works here because it's so easy. You just sit around and do nothing, waiting until your shift is done. Heck, even the guy at the general stone works here, just for extra cash until he can move to Equestria."
"Speaking of which, how would one get there?"
> "Well, it's a long journey. By hoof, it would take over five months. By sea, it would take at least two months. By air, however, it will only take you a week. Equestrian Airships can easily maneuver the mountain range. Good luck finding one though. They usually only come over here during a military draft, and one of those hasn't happened in years."
>>25874519
You tap the guard's muzzle in thanks. He seems confused by this action.GUARD DEFEATED (jk)
Where to now?
>General Store
>Armory
>Tavern
>>25874592
Romance guard.
>>25874592
Go to the armory. Let's see what kind of weapons they have. Maybe we can even acquire one if they're throwing it away.
>>25874592
Tavern, maybe somebody there would help us, since we have no idea WHAT THE FUCK WE ARE DOING HERE! AND WE LITERALLY JUST MET THE THING THAT MADE CELESTIA HERSELF! WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR!
>>25874631
Why need weapon when you have tap attack?
Also Tavern.
>>25874612
This
>>25874592
ascend the tree
>>25874664
they would give us hoof gloves or something? Alright fine. Tavern could work.
>>25874592
>>25874438
>>25874463
>>25874541
Why did you ignore the guard romancing?
>>25874612
>>25874653
>>25874592
>>25874664
>>25874665
>>25874734
You don't even know his name yet. You keep tapping the guard.
This is adequate.
> "Are you done?"
ADEQUATE
> "Please"
You try to stop tapping the guard.
> Roll WIL D25
>>25874789
Rollerino
>>25874789
Ask him his name.
>>25874789
roll
>>25874789
should've been d0
>>25874802
>>25874789
>>25874818
You manage to pull away from the Guard.
Barely.
> "Thanks. Anyways, my name is Sessel."
You swallow the urge to begin tapping again.
>>25874664
>>25874701
>>25874631
>>25874663
You attempt to go to the tavern, but your mind was still on the tapping, and you somehow manage to go all the way around the tree and end up in the armory. Clearly you don't need anything to drink.
> BUY
> SELL
> WAKE
> LEAVE
>>25874995
I don't want to wake them. Let's go to the tavern.
>>25874995
Go to the tavern
>>25874995
Sell that burrito we have.
Check what eldritch burrito does, if nothing sell it.
Then wake.
(fix) Then go to Tavern (not then wake)
>>25875036
Krono this goes to you for some reason.
>pic
>>25875020
>>25874995
>>25875025
You take out the Eldritch burrito. By now you are pretty sure it's actually just a normal burrito, but with some cool whispery sound effects.
You tap the shopkeep with the burrito.
> Shopkeep: "H-huh... wha? A customer?"
"Hi? I was wondering if you knew what this does?"
You present the eldritch burrito.
> Shopkeep: "It's just a burrito."
"Yeah, that's what I had figured. Would you like a burrito?"
> Shopkeep: "It's been a while since lunch break. What's in it?"
You aren't sure.
"I honestly have no idea. It's probably magic fruit or something."
> Shopkeep: "I'll take it, and in return you can have one item for free, because literally nopony uses any of these. They are all rusty, and we haven't had to see any real action in decades."
You have a look at the stock.
Items for sale:
> Rusty Spear : 2 ATK, Medium Speed
> Rusty Claws : 1 ATK, Fast Speed
> Fancy Hat in the corner of the room : 1 FRE
> Box that probably has something in it if you asked : ?
>>25875094
Whoops I forgot to un-anon
>>25875051
>>25875094
Let's get the box. Screw whatever's inside.
>>25875094
Fancy hat. No need for weapon if have tap attack
>>25875094
i want that hat!
Hopefully the hat is
>Pic related.
>>25875094
>>25875109
>>25875129
>>25875130
You ask what's in the box.
> Shopkeep: "This old thing?"
She holds up a very shiny looking funky thing.
> Shopkeep: "This is the Mango Spear. I realize it's name is funny, but it was the weapon used by the great general, Mango Bite, in the war against Griffonia. He used it to single hoofedly take down several siege airships. Nopony really knows how it works, or how to charge it up. Ever since the war ended, the thing on the top has been drained. We even got a unicorn in to study it and she was stumped. It's probably worth less than everything else here combined, but who knows, you might get some use out of it. I'll even give you some bits for it, as it is costing more just to have it lay around than to give it to somepony."
You take the Mango Spear. The shopkeep also gives you 6 bits.
Inventory (1/4):
>Mango Spear
Bits: 6
>Tavern
>General Store
>>25875094
hats are nice but so are boxes
can the box be used as a hat?
>>25875217
thank the shopkeeper with taps, as is our custom, then go back to where you last saw Flora, she's probably worried since you ran off suddenly
>>25875217
Take the box.
>>25875226
Use as a hat.
>>25875217
use box as hat
GO TO TAVERN NOW
>>25875217
Go to the tavern.
>>25875293
Both of these.
>>25875310
also tap him
>>25875352
How about we fap everybody?
>>25875217
>>25875226
>>25875289
>>25875293
>>25875310
>>25875330
>>25875338
You take the box as well, and put it on your head. Charisma would increase if it were a stat.
You tap the shopkeep and say farewell, and head to the tavern.
In the tavern you see a group of bats, as well as Flora, working at the bar.
There is also a weird tunnel thing leading to the inn rooms.
These building designs are strange.
>Talk to Flora
>Go to group at table
>Go to inn
>Other
>>25875373
Alright, well I gotta go hang with the family peoples because holiday.
So also because holiday, have a thing.
I will return either later tonight or tomorrow.
>>25875373
Talk to Flora
>>25875373
G E T D R U N K O N D E T E R M I N A T I O N , A N D C I D E R .
>>25875387
Make sure there is more determination than cider, you wantto be FULL of determimation
>>25875373
Talk to flora, fantasize about guard accidently.
>>25875534
fantasize about tapping the universe.
>>25875373
Talk to Flora and ask who the guys at the table are. Friendly? What does she think of our COOL HAT?
>>25866960
>"I am beard..."
Couldnt help but think on this
https://youtu.be/cm2xvO6e6f8
Bump...
christmas bump
>>25875381
Based.Can't wait to see us in that box. Merry Christmas.
